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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my views will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:13Believe me now, I will win someday
00:18Where are you going?
00:20Out! Spending the day with Jackie
00:21I thought you were spending the day with me
00:23You haven't forgotten her, do you?
00:26Potterswood Arts Centre Open Day
00:28Oh, it'll be fun!
00:29We could try something new
00:30Or would that be so painful?
00:33But it's Saturday
00:34It's when I spend the day with my friends
00:36I know, but we're supposed to be a family now
00:39Which means doing stuff together
00:40Apart from watching telly
00:44You know what they say
00:45The family who plays together stays together
00:48And I really want us to stay together
00:55But we're supposed to be going skateboarding
00:58I know
00:58I'm sorry
00:59I'll make it up to you
01:01You promised
01:02I'm really, really sorry Jackie
01:04But I promised Cam as well
01:33No, I'll make it up to you
01:45Are you missing your mate?
01:48Leave me alone.
01:50Bigger's not the only one who knows how to shake things up.
01:54Yeah?
01:56We might just have something.
01:58Roxy!
02:00Jackie won't tell anyone.
02:06Creative activities.
02:08There's so much to choose from.
02:10Sculpture, fashion design.
02:12No.
02:12Paper mache.
02:13Boring.
02:14Flower arranging.
02:16Sounds right up your street, Tracy Beaker.
02:18Ha ha, hilarious.
02:20Ooh, street dancing.
02:21Yeah, right.
02:22How about still life painting?
02:24Stand around painting a bowl of bananas.
02:26I don't think so.
02:28Computing graphic design.
02:29Boring.
02:31Art appreciation.
02:34Street dancing it is, then.
02:39So, what's the plan?
02:41I can do with a laugh.
02:43Yes.
02:45Our files.
02:46Sid's got locked up in the office.
02:48Every kid in the Dumping House has got a file.
02:50We can look at them whenever we want.
02:52It's not just us, though.
02:53Social workers, Elaine, Sid.
02:55We can all stick their noses in our business.
02:57And our files are a bit thicker than some of us.
03:00This stuff we then should be private.
03:01Yeah.
03:02So, what are you going to do?
03:21Oh, what are you waiting for?
03:23I'm getting rid of this.
03:24That's it.
03:25I'm out of here.
03:26Even painting bananas has got to be better than watching you make it more like your sours.
03:32Hey, team.
03:34No way.
03:35They're stealing.
03:36You still want to take him back all sours.
03:38Because once we've got them, we can destroy them.
03:41We'll have a massive bonfire and burn all our files.
03:44Yeah, I'm going to do mine as well.
03:46We can get everyone's files.
03:48Yeah, great idea.
03:49I should have thought of that myself.
04:01Hey, fancy a game?
04:02Not now.
04:03I'm busy.
04:06Looks like Jackie's got some new mates.
04:49I am going to be so bad at this.
04:52So am I.
04:53We'll be bad together.
05:01Hi.
05:03I'm Amy.
05:04My mum's so artistic.
05:06Is yours?
05:07Um...
05:08Saturday's our special day, isn't it, Amy?
05:12It's our quality time day.
05:13I'm sorry.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:35I'm sorry.
05:46I'm sorry.
05:48I'm sorry.
06:05Okay, let the version's sorted.
06:08We'll give you the keys,
06:09and you'll be in and out of the office in two minutes, tops.
06:13Well, what are you waiting for?
06:15You're not going to grass this up here.
06:17No, I'm not like that.
06:19I know you're not.
06:20Go on.
06:29I can't believe you fell for it.
06:31Once we've got the dirt on the other kids,
06:33we'll get them exactly where we want it.
06:38That's really good.
06:39Oh, whoops.
06:40Oh.
06:41Oh, can you pull that bit off?
06:44Cam!
06:47How's it going?
06:50Haven't you done anything artistic before?
06:54It does take quite a while to get the hang of it,
06:56but we picked it up straight away.
06:58We're halfway through our 36-piece dinner service.
07:04Isn't your mum helping you?
07:06She's my foster mum, actually.
07:09Oh.
07:10I think you've done very well, then.
07:14I'm sure your next effort will be better.
07:17I'm sure you're not going to do it.
07:47What's wrong, Sid?
07:48What is this?
07:50Go on, now!
07:51I don't know what happened!
07:53Why don't you put me in this?
07:55Who could have done this?
08:01Jesus! I just don't understand!
08:03It's only been in half an hour!
08:05What's it meant to be, chicken a la foam?
08:07Oh, yes, I love the smell of foam in the afternoon!
08:13Get them out of the foam!
08:15Sit on the table!
08:18You know what they say, no place like foam.
08:21I can't bring!
08:22Me too!
08:23Where's the foam?
08:24There!
08:28What's with all the soap?
08:31I'm keeping my eye on you three.
08:33Feed us!
08:34Feed us!
08:38Feed us!
08:39Feed us!
08:40Cuss, cuss, anyone?
08:43Let's phone for the police!
08:45You did this, didn't you?
08:46You wanna make something of it?
08:48Maybe I do.
08:49You won't be so tough once you get the dirt, don't you?
08:51Shut up!
08:53You better think what your secrets are worth.
08:56I said, shut up!
09:10Those are private!
09:12Harley, Elaine, Sid, anyone can stick their nose in your personal business.
09:17Who told you that?
09:19The Wellads.
09:20It's a scam, isn't it?
09:21What?
09:22Like Tracy would've pulled.
09:23It's not the same thing!
09:24The Wellads are using you!
09:25Let go!
09:26Why do you think the Wellads will everyone's files for?
09:28They're gonna read them, aren't they?
09:29Find out all our secrets!
09:34So...
09:35What's going on?
09:37These files are confidential!
09:40Nobody reads these files without my permission!
09:44But you know that, don't you?
09:48And this was locked!
09:52Where did you get these?
09:53Here, don't shut up!
09:59I should've known you'd have something to do with it!
10:03We wouldn't be looking through your filing cabinet!
10:05You were keeping an eye on us!
10:06Remember?
10:19What do you think?
10:22It's a pot!
10:23It's the product of the quality time we spent together!
10:26And it's fun!
10:28Yours is not bad either!
10:30For beginners!
10:31It's all bulky!
10:32Shh!
10:32They're doing their very best, Amy!
10:35All considering!
10:41We're making another one!
10:43No way!
10:44Come on, Tracey!
10:45It's fun!
10:46Remember?
10:50Oh, yeah!
10:57Oh, are you sure, Cal, I'm not very good at this?
11:01I think you should go a bit faster, Tracey.
11:03Can you?
11:04Really?
11:05I think it's going to get us out of my control here!
11:11Faster!
11:13Ooh!
11:14Faster!
11:14Cal, help!
11:16Stop!
11:19No!
11:21And that, Tracey Brieger, is a product of our quality time together.
11:25And it was fun!
11:35Thanks for not blabbing!
11:36That's what friends are for!
11:38But you're scrubbing the bathroom on your own!
11:40I can't believe I got so totally sucked in!
11:43That rocks as well, Sly!
11:45Yeah?
11:46But Sly's my middle name!
11:47Oh!
12:05There's no problem!
12:08No, it's all I'm sorry!
12:12I'll try and get away!
12:15No!
12:15Oh!
12:16Oh!
12:16Don't be thick. I've got eyes all over me.
12:19Hi, Duke.
12:21Hi, Duke.
12:22Hi, Duke.
12:28I'll show them to you later. Here's the plan.
12:35Yes, hang on. Hang on.
12:37What have you got, then?
12:40Just three. Nice, fat one.
12:45Come on. These aren't just any files. They are files.
12:49Fat girl's a right muppet.
12:53Roxy Wellard is a child of below-average intelligence
12:57who is still emotionally attached to her teddy bear.
13:01Chantal Wellard would make more friends
13:04if she had better taste than make-up.
13:07And learn how to use deodorant.
13:09What does yours say, Rio?
13:12Rio Wellard is a real sweetie
13:16who is trying very hard to overcome his bed-wetting pro-
13:19bed-wetting problems!
13:21These are fake!
13:23This is your fault, Rio.
13:24Chantal!
13:25No, you said real!
13:26You shot it!
13:26Get my fault!
13:28Get off me now!
13:37You've got to admit, this is miles better than doing your homework.
13:44What do you call this?
13:45My own special recipe. Lentil burgers.
13:50There's vegetables in this.
13:52Cam!
13:53Cam!
13:54Where is the ketchup?
13:56And how do you expect me to eat it without mayo?
13:59And where is the meat?
14:02Burgers!
14:03Proper burgers!
14:04Should not, under any circumstances, contain green stuff!
14:08It's just not real food!
14:09And there is no way I'm eating it!
14:12When I was your age, I had to eat everything on my plate.
14:16Oh!
14:16That sounds like something my mother would say.
14:19I sound so old.
14:22Mmm!
14:24Mmm!
14:25Mmm!
14:25Mmm!
14:25Real need for real men!
14:27Mmm!
14:27Time to be a man!
14:28Mmm!
14:31That's the worst thing about this place.
14:32No men!
14:34I want me and Duke!
14:36I said men, not boys!
14:38I'm a man and I'll fight anyone who argues!
14:42Marco!
14:43Sit down!
14:44I mean real men!
14:46We're real men, aren't we Duke?
14:49Yeah!
14:51Yeah!
14:53Mmm!
14:55Well...
14:56I must say Tracy seems to be settling in very well.
15:00For Tracy.
15:01Yeah.
15:02We both are determined it's gonna work this time.
15:05So...
15:05No problems then.
15:08Because you know I'm always here for you if there are any problems.
15:12Any little thing at all?
15:15Well...
15:16Go on!
15:18Well it's just that...
15:19Tracy still spends a lot of time at the dump...
15:22At...
15:22Cliffside.
15:23Maybe she needs more company.
15:25We both know that she enjoys the stimulation of being with...
15:29More than just the one person all the time.
15:32What, you think I'm not enough for Tracy?
15:34Oh don't be embarrassed.
15:36Maybe your family can help.
15:38How about your mum?
15:38My mum?
15:40My mum?
15:40You know what?
15:41What do you want your mum for?
15:43I thought we're okay just the two of us.
15:45Of course we are.
15:47I've only invited her for a short visit.
15:49I think you'll like her.
15:50You told me she was an evil controlling witch.
15:54Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
16:05Well, erm, yeah we had our differences.
16:08Well she's not staying at my room.
16:10she can sleep on the floor. Or why don't you send her to the dumping ground? In fact,
16:15I'll go see if we've got a spare bed now!
16:19Now our fairy cakes will be fluffier than ever.
16:22Fairy cakes, please.
16:26Duke, can't we bake something more manly?
16:29Such as?
16:30I don't know. Soldier cakes?
16:42I know her burger's a minion, and her telly should be on Antiques Roadshow,
16:46but I was just getting used to that, and now she wants to land us with her manky old mum.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Wrinklies are bad news, man. My mum was so mean.
16:57She made us go to bed as soon as it was dark to save on an electric.
17:00Old people have the telly on so loud, the furniture jumps.
17:03That's okay.
17:04Yeah, but they only ever seem to watch songs of praise.
17:08They always run to kiss you.
17:10Yeah, and then they tip their false teeth out and give you gummy kisses.
17:15Nuh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
17:21-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
17:33Well, she's not going to kiss me.
17:35You'll have to do what she wants. She's Cam's family, and you're just a foster kid.
17:55Having trouble?
17:57Oh, no, no. I love sitting in a minibus that won't start.
18:07A real man-runner had to fix it.
18:10Er, would you like me and you to take a look?
18:13No, no, no, no. I'm gonna ring a mechanic, so just don't touch anything.
18:19You're not scared of Sid, are you? Great big men like you?
18:27Well, we'll take a look.
18:32Mum! Camilla, darling. Shane, you never let your hair grow.
18:37I always think you need a really interesting face to get away with short hair.
18:42Do I look right?
18:44Fine. For a granny.
18:45Yes, I suppose I am Tracy's granny. I hope I can manage. I've had no practice, as you know.
18:52Oh, it's easy. Just try not to be yourself.
18:56Where is Tracy?
18:57Sulking in her room.
18:58And now that sounds familiar.
19:02What?
19:04Tracy Beaker?
19:05Who wants to mate?
19:07Oh, your poor old granny.
19:11Are you Cam's mum?
19:12Call me Penelope.
19:15I like what you've done to this room.
19:19Very lively.
19:21I suppose you'll want to kiss me.
19:24Certainly not. I can't stand all that mushy stuff.
19:27I've got a present for you downstairs.
19:42Oh, it's so shiny.
19:49Oh, Mum, you shouldn't have.
19:51You've put on weight.
19:53But it should still fit.
19:55A games console. Cool.
20:03Oh.
20:04I don't normally wear make-up.
20:06In fact, I'll give it a try.
20:07You should, dear, at your age.
20:10I can't plug it in. There's no scalp socket.
20:12Well, I'm not surprised. How old is that thing?
20:15Tell you what, we'll go out this afternoon and buy a proper wide-screen set.
20:19And then it's time for a 24-carat shopping spree.
20:23Wiggy, can we go now?
20:25Well, I've made lunch.
20:26Cam, we can get something on the way out.
20:28Come along, Tracey.
20:30Camilla's always watching the pennies.
20:33Does she still buy her clothes from Pound Thrift?
20:36Not anymore, Mum.
20:47I think the chibi part goes here.
20:49The chibi part, girls!
20:52Well, what is it, then?
20:54Er...
20:55We're too busy to take questions.
20:58Doing what?
20:59Well, I'm trying to reconnect the, er...
21:02To the...
21:03Er...
21:03We're, er...
21:04Re-calibrating the...
21:06Engine?
21:07You don't know.
21:18What are you doing?
21:30Oh!
21:30Took me three baths to get all that oil off.
21:33And if you've got a concussion, you're stressed.
21:35You know what always chills me out?
21:37Duke's triple chocolate cupcakes.
21:40But...
21:40What?
21:41Well, it's not very manly, is it?
21:44Ah, gentlemen.
21:45This is the call-out bill for the minibus.
21:47Now, he charged me twice as much because...
21:50Someone had been mucking about with it.
21:52We'll take care of it.
21:54Yeah.
21:55We're both working men.
21:56Yeah.
21:57I'll pay for it with my bakery money.
22:00How much was it?
22:02Two thousand pounds.
22:04Two thousand pounds!
22:07We're ruined!
22:08We'll be skinned forever!
22:10Calm down.
22:11Calm down!
22:12How am I supposed to calm down?
22:13We have to have cupcakes.
22:15Now!
22:18How do you turn this on?
22:19Can I do twisted?
22:22The table.
22:23Table!
22:25What?
22:26Duke! Duke! Duke!
22:28Duke!
22:28Let go, Jack!
22:29No, he's right!
22:32No, he's right!
22:33No!
22:34No!
22:34No, no, no!
22:35No!
22:38No, no, no!
22:40Ow!
22:44Sorry, did I just say two thousand pounds?
22:46I meant...
22:47Two hundred pounds.
22:50I hope I didn't panic, everyone.
22:52Come on. Sit!
23:09Tracy, did you unplug my computer?
23:11Hattie needed the socket for the deli.
23:13There was unsaved work on that.
23:15Then you should have saved it, Camilla.
23:18Cheer up.
23:19I'm going to take us all to that Italian restaurant.
23:21They make the biggest pizzas in town.
23:23Oh, cool.
23:24Sorry, I can't. I've got my writers' group.
23:27Tracy should be more important than silly scribbling.
23:31Yeah, that's right.
23:32Spend time with her while you still can.
23:35Before you know it, she'll be grown up, you'll never see her,
23:38and you'll wonder where all those lost years went.
23:43All right, if it means that much to you, I'll cancel my group.
23:46Perfect.
23:47Tracy's looking forward to seeing you in your new dress.
23:50Are you?
23:51Er...
23:52Well...
23:55Erm...
23:55All right, I'll do it.
23:57You just might need to wear sunglasses, though.
24:04Ta-da!
24:06Cam!
24:07You look so...
24:09Shiny?
24:10Shiny!
24:12Just run a comb through your hair and then we can go out.
24:14I've already done my hair.
24:16I know, dear.
24:18Just let me smooth it down a bit.
24:20Oh!
24:21No, Mum.
24:22Mum, please don't.
24:23Mum, ow!
24:24Ow!
24:24Don't make such a fuss.
24:26I don't believe this.
24:29Okay, so Cam's got the fashion sense of a Eurovision contestant from Latvia,
24:33but that's how she chooses to look, so it's up to her.
24:36I was only trying to help.
24:38Well, we don't need your help.
24:39Me and Cam do things our own way, and that's the way we like it.
24:43And no amount of presents gonna change that.
24:56But everyone likes presents.
24:59I'm sorry, I'm just not used to all this family stuff.
25:02Okay, if it makes you feel any better, we'll keep the telly.
25:06But like Elaine said, you've got to remember the most important thing in all of this.
25:11Me?
25:12Right.
25:12And I want to order in a pizza and play monster killer bees, okay?
25:17Okay.
25:19Okay?
25:22Stop!
25:23No!
25:26Ooh, fairy cakes!
25:28No, no, no, no, no.
25:30Ooh, fairy cakes.
25:32Very manly.
25:33Well, you won't want any of these then, considering we're such...
25:36bad role models.
25:39I think a real man is true to himself.
25:42And he doesn't confirm the stereotypes.
25:45You can have one, Roxy.
25:52Okay, okay, you're a real man.
25:55Now, can I have one?
26:04Go, aren't you?
26:06Ah!
26:07Yes!
26:08Pow!
26:09No!
26:09It was me, pow!
26:12No!
26:13No!
26:13No!
26:13No!
26:14No!
26:17No!
26:18No!
26:19No!
26:19No!
26:19No!
26:19Come on!
26:22Go Cam!
26:24Go Cam!
26:25Go Cam!
26:26Okay, it's my turn.
26:27She's all yours.
26:29Oh, no way. I want a rematch. Come on.
26:31Bring it on.
26:33What happened to Tracey Cummings first?
26:35Yes, you do. Just as soon as I've beaten Camilla.
26:38Oh.
26:41Yes, yes, yes.
26:43I can make my world come new
26:45All my dreams will see me through
26:48And the tent won't get me down
26:50My dreams will turn things all around
26:53With a smile upon my face
26:55See a better place
26:57Doesn't matter what they come my way
26:59No, no, no
27:00Believe me now, I'll win someday