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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what, make up my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:24Come on, Tracey, it's bedtime
00:26I just want to watch them do this
00:28No, it's late, and these will give you nightmares
00:31Then I'll go to bed, then
00:33You'll be like a zombie at school tomorrow
00:35Night, night, night, night, night, night
00:38Cam!
00:39Look, I mean it
00:40We need to set a few basic rules
00:43Rules?
00:44I don't need rules
00:45Rules are the last thing I need after a lifetime at the dumping ground
00:49What I need are humongous doses of tender love and care
00:52But what do I get?
00:53A constant ear-bashing from the cheesy puff police
00:56Tracey, you are going to bed now, and that's final
01:00You don't want a foster daughter
01:01You just want someone you can boss around
01:04Well, that's not me, and I'm not changing
01:06Maybe you should be the one to change
01:09For a change
01:11Good night!
01:14Grace!
01:24I'm muted
01:25You're over
01:26I'm muted
01:31You're over
01:43It's time, it's time
01:46It's time to rise and shine
01:49It's time, it's time
01:52It's time to rise and shine
01:55Time to rise, time to shine
01:58Yeah, yeah, it's rise and shine
02:01Oh yeah, it's time to scrub your man's face
02:03Oh yeah, it's time to rise and shine
02:06Time to smile at Tracey's mouth
02:10That we can't all share
02:14It's time, it's time, it's time to rise and shine
02:17It's time, it's time, it's time to rise and shine
02:20Either I'm dreaming or something very strange and horrible is going on here
02:24You're dreaming, Tracey
02:27Of course
02:27You're dreaming
02:28Dreaming
02:29So come on, breakfast time
02:31Breakfast time
02:33It's time, it's time, it's time, it's breakfast time
02:36It's time, it's time, it's breakfast time
02:39It's time, it's time, it's time, it's breakfast time
02:42All right, I get the idea
02:44You really don't have to break into song every five seconds
02:47And look, I may be dreaming, but I'm still Tracey Beaker
02:50And nobody pushes me around
02:55Nobody but nobody pushes me around
03:01Nobody but nobody pushes me around
03:06Because I am the Beaker
03:08Because I am the Beaker
03:08The one and only Beaker
03:09The celebrated, overstated, breathtaking
03:12The sexual-making or inspiring, wonder-working
03:14Fabulous, tremendous, but I'll protect you, Beaker
03:18And nobody but nobody pushes me around
03:26Lol, bouncer, my office, now
03:36Yes, boss
03:37Miss Beaker is back
03:40Miss Beaker?
03:42What's she doing here?
03:43This is a dream, you idiot
03:46What a shame
03:47In a short while, she'll be a shadow of her former self
03:51You will assist me
03:53By breaking her spirit
03:55Ready for bottling
03:56Leave it to us, boss
03:58Yeah
03:59We'll sort it, won't we, bruv?
04:08We are the heavy lads
04:10Loads of muscles
04:11Full of charm
04:12We'll sort your every bother
04:13But pay us quick
04:14Or you'll come to harm
04:15Yeah, pay us quick
04:16Or you'll come to harm
04:20So bring on the heavy lads
04:21We're the ones you need to call
04:24Bring on the heavy lads
04:27Satisfaction guarantee
04:28No top too small
04:35You're not gonna eat that mess, are you?
04:37It's very nice
04:38We simply couldn't wish for a better breakfast
04:45Lovely, bubbly, bubbly, porridge
04:48Lovely, bubbly, porridge
04:50It smells so good
04:52Tasty and appealing
04:55It's hot
04:56Hot, hot and congealing
05:01Anyway you want to take your roasted, boil it, grill it, or bake it
05:06Chew it up
05:08Chew it up and swallow it down
05:09Don't you grimmish and don't you frown
05:12Don't you frown
05:14Cause it's lovely, bubbly, bubbly, porridge
05:22Crash, I believe you
05:24I'm gonna smash a bowl or kick over a chair or something
05:27Losing my temper would be a very silly response to a completely justified action by my elders and betters
05:32But they can't treat you like this
05:34Hey you
05:35Yes, you with the frizzy hair
05:38Frizzy hair
05:39Right, crash, watch and learn
05:47Miss Beaker
05:48This deviant behaviour will not go unpunished
05:52So bring on the heavy lads
05:54Get off
05:55Where do you need to go
05:57Bring on the heavy lads
06:00Get to work on this lot
06:01Yeah, wash and scrub until you drop
06:05Hang on
06:06You can't make me do anything that I don't want to do
06:09Oh no
06:10Bounce
06:11Tell her one of your jokes
06:13Oh no, are they as bad as they are in my life?
06:17Worse
06:18Right, so there's a little school, yeah?
06:20Yeah
06:20Or was it a worm?
06:22I don't know
06:22Anyway, it was on its way home back to its nest
06:24Or was it going up a telephone power?
06:27Maybe it was just a big stick
06:28Yeah
06:30Enough frivolity
06:31You have failed to break her spirit
06:35Bring her to me
06:37Straight away, boss
06:43All dumping ground inmates will now begin their chores
06:47I repeat
06:48All dumping ground inmates will now begin their chores
06:52There will be no slacking
06:55I repeat
06:56There will be no slacking
07:12Oh, Miss Beaker
07:14How nice of you to drop in
07:16Cam?
07:18What?
07:19Silence!
07:20I think it's time you were acquainted with the rules of this establishment
07:25What rules?
07:29What rules?
07:30You will obey my every command
07:35You will not say no to any demand
07:41Well, these are the rules of my establishment
07:47They're not to be broken, twisted or bent
07:53So, no treats
07:56No treats
07:56No treats
07:57No sweets
07:57No sweets
07:58No chatter
07:59No clatter
08:00No clatter
08:01No telly
08:02No jelly
08:03No jelly
08:04No fun
08:04No fun
08:05No sun
08:06No sun
08:07No fights
08:07No fights
08:19And definitely
08:22That spark
08:23And the well odds
08:24What have you done to the well odds?
08:26Hmm, impressive, isn't it?
08:28Very soon, Miss Beaker
08:30All will become as clear as crystal
08:32In a short while, you will be normalized
08:36Your rebellious spirit will be removed
08:38And placed in this bottle
08:41And you will think and behave exactly like all the other children here
08:45In brief, you will be totally in my power
09:07You'll never succeed!
09:09You'll never change me!
09:10Never!
09:12Wake up!
09:13Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
09:14There is no escape from this nightmare
09:16It only gets worse
09:18And now I shall watch my deadliest weapon yet
09:25Elaine, isn't that you?
09:28I'm your fairy godmother
09:29Oh, that's great
09:31And you've got to get me out of here quick
09:32Oh, no
09:33I'm just here to magic you that very special dress
09:36So that you can go to the ball
09:38What ball?
09:39I just want to get out of this madhouse before I get normalized
09:42But Tracy, you'd be so much happier if you just lost that nasty, rough sparkiness
09:45And behaved like a nice, normal girlie
09:58Every girl deserves a pretty pink dress
10:03Anything less would fail to impress
10:08You'll be a stunner at any function
10:12The bell of the ball at every posh luncheon
10:17A pretty pink dress is top of the list
10:22So take my advice
10:24I so insist
10:27I so insist
10:28I so insist
10:29I so insist
10:33Elaine, some things never change
10:35Even in a dream you're completely out of pain
10:39That was pathetic, Elaine
10:41Sorry, boss
10:52Come on, you lot
10:54Let's get out of this place
10:56Out?
10:57What do you mean, out?
10:58We have our chores to complete
11:00If we don't finish them, the boss will break our spirit bottles
11:03Crash, she can't bottle your spirits
11:05Don't you remember how you used to be?
11:08Roxy, you were evil
11:09Me? Evil?
11:12Don't let her win
11:13You're Dumping Gang kids, remember?
11:18Every Dumping Gang kid
11:20Has gotta be bad
11:23We've gotta stick together
11:25So we don't go mad
11:29Every Dumping Gang kid's gotta fight to survive
11:32Every Dumping Gang kid's gotta fight to survive
11:35So we'll rise above our troubles
11:38And stay alive
11:39Stay alive
11:43Every Dumping Gang kid's gotta fight to survive
11:46Every Dumping Gang kid's gotta be bad
11:48Every Dumping Gang kid's gotta fight to survive
11:51What do you think you're all doing?
11:53We're leaving
11:54Oh, really?
12:04Then we might have to have an unfortunate accident with these bottles
12:08No!
12:10We might trip by an open window and accidentally fling them out
12:15No!
12:17You see, they're not going anywhere
12:20They've been normalised
12:24And now, Miss Beaker
12:26It's your turn
12:35Tracy, you all right?
12:41Um, you just had a bit of a bad dream
12:44Oh, poor thing
12:52You were in it
12:53Me?
12:55You wanted to normalise me
12:56What?
12:58Make me good
12:59Turn me into just another kid
13:02I want Tracy Beaker
13:05I love you how you are
13:07I love you good
13:08I love you bad
13:10And nothing is gonna change that
13:14I like you
13:15I know you
13:17No one get to sleep
13:21No
13:22No
13:24Oh, promise me one thing, though
13:27Don't ever become a care worker
13:29Okay?
13:31No, no
13:32No
13:39You've done gold locks
13:40You've seen Cinderella
13:41But there's no one quite like Beaker
13:58Ryo, where are you?
13:59Show your face
14:01Ryo!
14:03Ryo!
14:04Where are you?
14:05Ryo!
14:07Show your face
14:09Where's Ryo?
14:11Ryo!
14:14Ryo!
14:15Where's my painting?
14:16I've got my painting!
14:16Whoa, Crash!
14:17Crash, get off, Beaker!
14:19Ryo!
14:19Come on, Crash!
14:20Let me at him!
14:20Come here!
14:21Crash!
14:21Come on, let me at him!
14:22Crash!
14:23Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
14:25He started it!
14:26He nicked my painting!
14:27He did not!
14:27Liar!
14:28Crash!
14:29Crash!
14:29You can't go around accusing people without proof
14:34Cool down
14:38Temper, temper
14:39I'm not scared of you
14:40So watch it
14:41I said that's enough, Crash
14:43But sit
14:44No, but
14:48I've got enough on my plate today with these cameras
14:50And Duke's not going to be around
14:52Which I could do without any extra aggro from you lot
14:55What do we need cameras for?
14:57Because I don't have eyes in the back of my head
15:08But sit, this is an invasion of privacy
15:11Look, it's just till we get new stuff
15:13I don't like it any more than you do
15:16If you want to spy on us
15:17We'll give her something really good to see
15:22This is war
15:23They're just trying to make you angry
15:24Don't rise to it
15:25Oh, I'm not letting them get away with it this time
15:27I'm not going to let you fight them
15:29It's what they won
15:33I could have had him if Sidna turned up
15:36Forget it
15:37We're moving on to phase two
15:38What's phase two?
15:40Dunno, yeah
15:41But it's got to be good
15:42Yeah
15:42Because once Crash falls
15:44All the other kids will follow
15:45And I'll rule this place
15:49You've got to be cleverer than that
15:51In martial arts
15:52You have to use your opponent's aggression against them
15:55What?
15:57I bet I can make him really lose it
15:59Just keep Sidna out of the way
16:02And let these do the talking
16:04Off we go
16:08I think we can be a bit clever than that
16:11He's always sticking up for Jackie and the other Muppets in this place
16:15Yeah
16:16So if we get a them
16:19Then we get a him
16:21All we've got to do is wind him up
16:23And wind him up
16:25Till he explodes
16:28They want you to get angry
16:29But instead, what if you just smile or ignore it?
16:32That's stupid
16:32They'll think they've beaten me
16:34No, they won't
16:35They won't have a clue what's going on
17:03Oh, what now?
17:09So, what's going on?
17:10Well, we thought you might have trouble spying on us in our bedroom as there's no cameras in there
17:15So we thought we'd come out here so you can see exactly what we're up to all the time
17:18See, I had trouble picking what shirt to wear
17:22And I'm writing in my diary
17:25Is it clear if I hold it up?
17:26What do you reckon?
17:36OK
17:38Is that everything ready?
17:44Shaving for them on a triple touch
17:46Yeah
17:47Those dudes aren't going to know what hit them
17:49Yeah
17:57Oh, it's going to be disgusting
18:02What?
18:04Mine's delicious
18:05Mine too
18:06Yeah
18:07Fresh
18:08Nothing?
18:13You're pathetic
18:17Enjoy your dessert
18:21Why did you let them speak to you like that?
18:25It's all part of our new plan
18:27We're going to kill the well-arts
18:30With kindness
18:32We're going to kill them with kindness
18:44Do I even smile if they take my moon rock?
18:46Yes
18:47Destroy my invisibility helmet?
18:49Yes
18:49Smash my aliens transmitter?
18:52Yes
18:52Okay
18:54Mmm, yummy
18:56Oh, that's disgusting
19:04What?
19:05My favourite top's gone
19:07I bet I know who's got it
19:08I can't believe they've been in here going through my things
19:10Jackie
19:11How dare they touch my stuff?
19:13I'm going to
19:13I'm not going to let you fight them
19:14That's what they want
19:17Right, let's see if this plan really does work
19:23You've got my jumper
19:24Yeah, so what?
19:26Nothing
19:27I just noticed a skirt this morning
19:29I thought it'd go really well with that top
19:30I was going to lend it to you anyway
19:33What?
19:34I'm glad you took it
19:35See you later
19:36Suites you
19:38Bye, Roxy
19:39Bye, Rio
19:41What does she want?
19:42Weird
19:43I just nicked her favourite top
19:44She couldn't clear less
19:46Maybe she doesn't want it anymore
19:48Whatever
19:49I'll bring them down with the next stage of the plan
19:52Let me do the shoe thing
19:53Let me, let me, let me, let me
19:55Please
19:56Shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing, shoe thing
19:58Please
20:01Alright then
20:03Yes
20:04Battle stations
20:11I'm finished
20:19Get away from me
20:23Now what?
20:25Well, er, they put their shoes on
20:28And how do you plan to make that happen?
20:30We can't afford any more slip-ups
20:34Leave it to me
20:36Crash!
20:39I saw your painting at the bottom of the garden
20:41It must have blown there
20:43See?
20:44Had nothing to do with us
20:45Thanks
20:50I'm not letting my feet in mood
20:53Oh
20:54What's so funny?
20:55What?
20:57Can't you smell anything?
20:59Yes
21:00Strawberries
21:01With a hint of rose
21:03What's wrong with you lot?
21:05We put dog poo in your shoes
21:06Yeah
21:07Good joke
21:08Yeah
21:09Good joke
21:10Oh, look at them
21:11Oh, look at them
21:11Oh, look at them
21:11She's got stuff on my shoes
21:13I know I didn't put my shoes on
21:33What is going on here today?
21:36What do you think you're doing?
21:37I see if we're just having a sleep out
21:40Yeah
21:40Oi, Chuck's my other pillow
21:42And, er, Roxy
21:44You sleeping out here too?
21:46Let's build a camp
21:47Actually, you know what?
21:48I don't care what's going on
21:49I just want you to pick this stuff up
21:50And put it back in the house
21:52Now
21:52Er, hi, everyone
21:53What's going on?
21:54I'll tell you later
21:56Crash, recognise this
22:12Coward, can't even stand up to me
22:14Get it from my dad
22:16I don't know
22:16They say I've got his eyes
22:18Crash!
22:19Oh, I can't leave you alone for two minutes
22:21You're letting them walk all over you
22:23I mean, I know it's hard without me
22:25But I thought I'd change you up to deal with those bullies
22:27It's all part of a plan
22:28What, the let's roll over and die plan?
22:30No, they'd be nice to them whatever they do
22:32Until they go mad and explode plan
22:35Tell me more
22:48I think I need to go to the plate
22:50Why do you think it's a pass?
22:51I'm thinking right
22:52We're to have chocolate now
22:54We're in ten minutes
22:55Oh, hi, Sid
22:56Didn't see you there
22:57Spying on us
22:58We moved the stairs
22:59But we do want to move right off you
23:01Then we saw another camera out here
23:03And the loud hailers
23:05So you can hear everything we're thinking
23:06I'm thinking
23:07I've got an itch on my leg
23:09And I'm deciding
23:10Should I scratch it?
23:11And I was thinking
23:12We're going to have chocolate now
23:14Or later
23:15La, la, la, la, la, la, la
23:17I'm not listening
23:18Bye, Sid
23:20Bye
23:20La, la, la, la, la, la
23:22The camera's a-stayin'
23:25So, is everyone clear?
23:27Yeah
23:27You two take care of Chantel
23:29Me and the others will handle Roxy and Rio
23:38Checking the painting
23:39It was a stroke of genius
23:41Yeah
23:41Good one, Rox
23:46Why was it genius?
23:48Because they have to wash their faces
23:51Yes
23:52And this stuff is a nightmare to get off
24:00Here, I think we're the same size
24:02Yours are a bit worn out
24:03It's bad for your feet to wear old trainers
24:06Right
24:08They're probably not your style
24:09But you can borrow them
24:11Until you save up for some really cool ones
24:13See you later
24:15Okay, okay, what's going on?
24:17Um, nothing
24:18I just
24:19Why are you being nice to me?
24:21Everyone should have someone who's nice to them
24:23Even Wellards
24:42She was totally freaked out
24:44I'm gonna really let on dick with this
24:50Hey, Chantel
24:51You want some chocolate?
25:11Your face doesn't break red
25:14Well, I think it looks good
25:16Like I've caught the sun a bit
25:17Caught the sun?
25:18We put shaving foam on your food
25:21Dog poo in your shoes
25:24Why don't you fight back?
25:31Er
25:34Right
25:34The three of you are on washing up duties for a fortnight
25:37Sid
25:39It was just a bit of a laugh, you know
25:41You haven't heard what we did
25:43We
25:44Gave as good as we got
25:46Didn't we?
25:48Yeah
25:49Yeah
25:51Fine
25:52You know what, the less I know about this
25:54The better
26:03What now?
26:05Can I see clearly enough?
26:07Turn that off
26:09Excuse me
26:09I'm just trying to have my shower in a piece
26:11There's no cameras in the bathroom
26:13So you thought you'd bring the bathroom down here
26:15I get it
26:16Can we stop this, please?
26:19Maybe if there were any cameras
26:20We'd probably think about coming back inside
26:23Maybe
26:25Every
26:31Not
26:32Good
26:32Bye
26:51Now
26:52I get everything
26:53Weень
26:53What Do
26:54I
26:54All my dreams will see me through
26:56And the set won't get me down
26:58My dreams will turn things all around
27:01With a smile upon my face
27:03I need a better place
27:05Doesn't matter what may come my way
27:07Believe me now, I'll win someday