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00:06I can make my world come true. All my dreams will see me through. Doesn't matter what may come my
00:13way. Believe me now, I will win someday.
00:28Paint. Tracy. Tracy, what are you doing?
00:39Ta-da! What have you done to my living room?
00:44Our living room. Artistic, huh?
00:49It looks like an explosion in a paint factory.
00:53Oh, thanks. I mean, let's face it, without me, this place would be on the cover of Boring Homes Monthly.
00:58I like boring. Put it back.
01:02I spent all my pocket money on paint to surprise you.
01:05The surprise bit worked.
01:20It was a nice thought.
01:22And I was getting out of your hair so you could do a boring article.
01:26Look, I'm sorry, but if I don't get it finished today, I'm history.
01:31Hey, why don't you go out with a friend for an hour or two?
01:34I haven't got any.
01:35Of course you have.
01:37There's all the kids at the dumping ground, for a start.
01:40They're not my friends.
01:41They haven't bothered to come and see me since I moved in with you.
01:45You could pop round and see them. Their new place.
01:49No way. I spent half my life trying to escape from dumping grounds, in case you hadn't noticed.
01:56Tracey, you did invite the kids round to visit you when you left, didn't you?
02:00Oh, of course I did.
02:03Bye, Tracey!
02:05Bye, Tracey, give us a call!
02:07Do come and see us, but don't expect to find us in.
02:11Losers!
02:15I did invite them.
02:18Sort of.
02:21Look, I shouldn't be too much longer.
02:24Try and find something useful to do.
02:30Well, monsters, welcome to paradise.
02:34Oh, wow, it's a bad call!
02:40Did you tell Tracey we were moving?
02:42Yeah, she got to send the new address and phone number like everyone else.
02:45They might have lost it.
02:46She might go to the old dumping ground looking for us.
02:48That chance?
02:50What's that supposed to mean?
02:51Well, she obviously doesn't want to mix with us any more.
02:54She'll come back to see us by now.
02:56Tracey, it's not like that.
02:58Everybody's like that with care, kids.
03:00Oh, you're gonna break my heart in a minute!
03:02Come on, let's go upstairs and get our bedrooms.
03:05Tell you what, Crash, I'll let you up unpacking for an hour if you want to go round and see
03:08Tracey.
03:09She's only round the corner.
03:09Come on, let's go upstairs and see Tracey.
03:12I'm gonna break my heart in a minute!
03:14I'm gonna break my heart in a minute!
03:14I'm gonna break my heart in a minute!
03:16I'm gonna break my heart in a minute!
03:21Forward!
03:28Now, I know it all looks big and scary, but you'll soon feel at home!
03:33Sid!
03:33We're here!
03:40They've, er, come to stay. This is, erm...
03:43Roxy.
03:44Chantal.
03:45Rio.
03:47Wellard!
03:48It's gonna get unpacked. Quietly.
03:52Just wait here, remember, before me, please.
03:54A quick word in my office.
03:58Duke! Staff meeting.
04:02This place is gonna be another pushover.
04:05Just like the last four. No challenge.
04:09We'll have them for breakfast.
04:23What we needed was a new care worker. Not more kids.
04:27Especially those kids!
04:28You don't even know them.
04:30I saw them in action once, when I was visiting another care home.
04:37That was enough.
04:38They've got a few behavioural problems.
04:43They were dumped on me without warning. I've got nowhere else to take the poor little mites.
04:48Africa. No. Australia's further away and they're used to wrestling crocodiles there.
04:53Okay, that's enough. What's done is done. We can't refuse them care.
04:56How was I?
04:57Duke! You're overreacting.
04:59They're just children. Children who need our patience and our guidance, which, remember, is what we're here to give.
05:04Yes!
05:11Oops. Careful.
05:15Right, you three.
05:17Patience.
05:18Guidance.
05:19Remember.
05:20Why don't you pop upstairs and see which rooms are left.
05:40Oh, yuck.
05:42Boring enough for you?
05:44Where did you get that colour?
05:46I mixed up the leftovers. Do you like it?
05:48For goodness sake! If you're that bored, just give them a call.
06:01You're such a wuss.
06:02Me?
06:03What about you?
06:05Ooh!
06:06All right, I'm a wuss too.
06:08Godzilla would be a wuss against the well, lads.
06:10I still get nightmares when the last time we were in care with them.
06:14Well, we're not gonna take it anymore, okay?
06:16We're gonna stand up to them this time.
06:17We are?
06:19Yeah.
06:20Yeah, we are.
06:21We're older than them.
06:22And bigger.
06:24You could fatten six pounds with your little finger.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Yeah.
06:42So we're gonna go down there and let them know who's in charge in this dumping ground.
06:46They don't stand a chance.
06:48Yeah.
07:00What are you doing?
07:06This is a well-hards room.
07:08Ha-ha.
07:08Well-hards room.
07:09Of course it is.
07:13Sorry, Rio.
07:13We're just tidying up for you, yeah?
07:15Hello.
07:22Hey!
07:29Pass me an egg, Marco.
07:31Passes an egg, Chantel.
07:37Oops.
07:39You're all right.
07:40Hey!
07:42Hey!
07:43Hey!
07:44Stop it!
07:45Hey!
07:45Get out of the way!
07:47Stop it!
07:48Stop it!
07:49Stop it!
07:54She's beautiful.
07:55She's my favourite.
07:57I had to leave my dollies behind.
08:00Oh!
08:03You can play with this one.
08:05Oh, thanks.
08:07Dolly, you're thirsty.
08:08Would you like a drink?
08:12Dolly's all dirty.
08:14Let's wash it.
08:19Oh!
08:24Uh-oh.
08:25Another terrible accident.
08:30Bye-bye, Dolly.
08:33On the desk, thank you, Rio.
08:35You be careful with that, Crash.
08:42Crash.
08:46That's my computer.
08:48Oh, dear. No wonder they call him Crash.
08:58Yay!
09:05Cam?
09:08Help?
09:10Help.
09:12Help.
09:13Help.
09:14Help.
09:23Loser!
09:25Loser!
09:27Loser!
09:28Loser!
09:28No.
09:29I'm going to watch this film, OK?
09:31Marco, we can watch it later.
09:32No, but this video's really good.
09:33I'm trying to set it up.
09:36Hey, what was that for?
09:38Give it back.
09:41Give me those sweets.
09:44Marco, don't!
09:46No!
09:48No!
09:58No one hits our sister.
10:00You're dead meat.
10:01Crush.
10:03Crush.
10:03What are you doing?
10:07Help me.
10:20One.
10:21Two.
10:23Three.
10:24Oh, forget it.
10:24Three.
10:38Cheeky.
10:40What do you got?
10:44She�.
10:48If she can't be bothered to visit us, she's not going to come and save us now, is she?
10:52But, she only lives around the corner now, in that nice, big, safe, roomy, flat.
11:01Let's go!
11:02Yeah!
11:03I'm not going to call her, am I?
11:06Come back!
11:08Chickens!
11:16Where do you think you're going now?
11:19Sid, do you...we'd like to apologise for our behaviour earlier.
11:23It was very...immature.
11:27Oh.
11:28May we go out in the garden and have a big think about how we can do better in the
11:31future?
11:35Yes, I'm...that should be okay.
11:40Why?
11:41Why am I even more scared now?
11:457x24!
11:487x25!
11:507x25!
11:517x25!
11:517x25!
11:527x25!
11:527x25!
11:52Er, no friends, huh?
11:54Hiya, Tracey.
11:55Listen, there's these three new kids that haven't had.
11:58It's so nice!
11:59It's so nice!
12:01The crash isn't coming.
12:02He thinks he doesn't like him anymore.
12:05I wasn't looking for it.
12:06I wasn't looking for crash.
12:07I just thought I had the...the postman.
12:09Yeah.
12:10Tracey?
12:12Can we stay?
12:13Oh, yeah!
12:14Oh, yeah!
12:15Oh, Tracey, seriously, we can't go home.
12:18We can't!
12:18We can't!
12:19We can't go home to be taken over by aliens.
12:20Yeah, please.
12:22Yeah, please.
12:22Honestly, there's no escaping from you lot, is there?
12:24No way!
12:39Al Genauid!
12:40T-Rigert!
12:40T-Rigert!
12:40And you've left Crash alone with these monsters?
12:42Who are you?
12:44Cowards Incorporated!
12:48Well?
12:49Do the...
12:50T-Rigert!
12:50Come on, get down your note, you coward!
13:13I'm Trace Beaker.
13:14Yeah!
13:15You might have heard of me.
13:23No flipping.
13:25There's plenty more action coming now.
13:28Well, that's not it, you stupid computer.
13:32Uh, to Tracee.
13:33It can't hear you.
13:36What's wrong?
13:37I'm trying to find Bouncer a present for his birthday.
13:40But that's tomorrow.
13:41So I could have it delivered in time.
13:43If it wasn't so expensive.
13:46Well, that's 42-inch plasma TVs for you.
13:49I just wanted to get him something special.
13:52Something that none of the other kids would have brought in.
14:12How much have you got to spend?
14:14Three pounds and 26 pence.
14:17Leave it with me.
14:19Okay.
14:24What are you doing?
14:26Go away!
14:27Touchy!
14:32Long.
14:35I've got the new Lincoln Park CD.
14:37Want to come to my room for a listen?
14:39You are?
14:39You're the only other person in this dump who likes them.
14:42I suppose you're just more sophisticated.
14:46No, no, no, it's Finn's head.
14:48So, what's going on?
14:50Well, Bouncer's in there with Sid.
14:52That's the third time this week.
14:53He says it's about his birthday.
14:55But he's lying.
14:56How do you know?
14:57Because when he lies, he does this weird kind of flapping thing with his arms.
15:01It's like...
15:01Yeah, if night's it, I think it over.
15:04Are you listening?
15:05No.
15:06What, you've got something to hide?
15:07No.
15:08Well, what are you talking about then?
15:10Just...
15:11Well, my birthday and stuff.
15:13Well, what sort of stuff?
15:14Stuff!
15:15I'd love to explain myself to you.
15:24OK, what's happening?
15:25Lyle's really mad at Bouncer.
15:27Great, this could be our chance.
15:30To do what?
15:31Take over this place.
15:33We split him up and get the big guy on our side.
15:35We'd be untouchable.
15:36Oh, we're lacking this bit of muscle.
15:39So, what are these?
15:41Sparrows kneecaps compared to Bouncer.
15:55You're not sitting with Lyle, then?
15:57Mind your own.
15:59I understand.
16:00You've got a right to your privacy.
16:02You're dead right?
16:03I wish other people would get that into their heads.
16:05What was that?
16:06You heard.
16:07So, you're not made up with Bouncer yet?
16:09No.
16:10Not until he tells me what's going on with Sid, anyway.
16:12I know exactly how you feel.
16:14Roxy never tells me anything.
16:15It's not how brothers and sisters should treat each other, is it?
16:18No, it's not.
16:19If you've got something to say, say it.
16:21Don't let him get to you.
16:23Keep out of it, you.
16:24Don't take it out on her.
16:25Or what?
16:25Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
16:26That's enough!
16:27What's going on?
16:29Don't ask me.
16:30Ask my baby brother.
16:31Lyle.
16:37He'll get over it.
16:45He'll get over it.
16:52He'll get over it.
17:19That's the trouble with ordering over the phone.
17:22Do you think anyone will notice?
17:24Either those balloons aren't right, or Bouncer's older than he looks.
17:28Don't worry.
17:29That's what I can do.
17:30Well, I could do with a hand putting up this fun thing.
17:33Where's Roxy and Chantal?
17:34And Crash?
17:38What's funny?
17:39Nothing.
17:44Wide load coming through.
17:59What's he doing in there?
18:01Professor Crash is developing a deadly robot which is designed to chase and destroy all small girls.
18:08You rubbish.
18:10You want to see a demonstration?
18:12Yeah.
18:13Are you sure?
18:14Of course.
18:15We're not scared.
18:16Then step back, ladies.
18:20Professor Crash, release the monster.
18:25Destroy all girls.
18:27Destroy all girls.
18:33Destroy all girls.
18:35Destroy all girls.
18:45That should keep them out of the way.
18:47Affirmative, Professor Crash.
18:57Happy birthday!
18:59Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:01Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:02I made this.
19:03I made this.
19:04Yes, and we know how.
19:07Happy birthday, Bouncer.
19:09There's a little something for you.
19:12Hello.
19:12Welcome.
19:13Thanks, Duke.
19:15What's this?
19:20This is great.
19:21Thanks, Roxy.
19:23Oh, that's cool.
19:25Hang on, that's mine.
19:26Shut up.
19:26Why didn't you give him yours?
19:28It's always about you, isn't it?
19:31BIRD
19:31BIRD
19:43Isn't there something you want to say to your brother-in-law?
19:45No.
19:46Oh, pardon me.
19:49Not got a card for your brother, then?
19:52Must have slipped my mind, Shantz.
19:55That's really mean.
19:56It's all right, Roxy.
19:59Happy birthday!
20:05Okay, is this a birthday or a funeral?
20:08Okay, I can see we're gonna need some Beaker magic in here.
20:19Okay, well, my present's in the games room.
20:21Be prepared to be seriously amazed.
20:35After you, Roxy.
20:37After you, Roxy.
20:41After you, Shantel.
20:53Oh, well, thanks, Tracy.
20:56That's amazing.
20:57That's amazing.
20:57It's really good.
20:59Happy birthday, Bouncer.
21:02Happy birthday, Bouncer.
21:02Happy birthday, Bouncer.
21:27Goal!
21:30Goal!
21:32Goal!
21:35Goal!
21:38Goal!
21:39Goal!
21:40Goal!
21:41Goal!
21:41Yes, champion!
21:43I wasn't ready!
21:44What?
21:45No way!
21:45So you're a cheat as well as a liar, is it?
21:47Bouncer!
21:47Come on!
21:48Calm down!
21:50Come on!
21:50You boys are really gonna have to sort this out.
21:53Goal!
21:55Nice work, Beaker.
21:57Proper homewrecker, aren't you?
22:12Yes!
22:13It works!
22:15It works, I tell you!
22:19Oops.
22:26Bouncer!
22:27Bouncer!
22:30Bouncer!
22:31Hello.
22:32Do you mind?
22:33I made birthday tea at the Wendy house.
22:36Oh.
22:36He's got better things to do than play at the house with you.
22:39No, it's all right.
22:40Thanks, Hayley.
22:42I'll only be a minute.
22:50I made cakes and lemonade.
22:53Thanks for me for my birthday.
22:55God, thanks.
22:57Let's get in here, yeah?
22:58Mm-hm.
23:03Tracey!
23:03Let us out!
23:04Not until you two sort things out.
23:06I'll kill you, Tracey!
23:08Not from in there, you won't.
23:09This isn't funny!
23:10Shout what you like.
23:11It won't help.
23:12Oh!
23:14Oh, root of you!
23:16Tracey!
23:22Tracey!
23:23You're a well out of order calling me a cheat earlier.
23:24It was a perfectly good goal.
23:25Like I was talking about the football, you donkey.
23:28Are you still so about my chats with Sid?
23:30No, I don't know what you're doing with your hair bounce.
23:33I've told you, we were just talking about my birthday.
23:35Stop lying to me!
23:37All right, you want to know what it's about?
23:40I might be leaving. You happy now?
23:49It's bouncing there.
23:52Might be.
23:54I think you've done enough stirring.
23:57Tracy, I don't know what you mean.
23:59I just want to be there for Bouncer.
24:01Really?
24:02He's the first person in this place who's been nice to me.
24:05Truth is, I don't make friends as easily as you.
24:08Are you jealous of me?
24:10Of course. You're the popular, attractive one.
24:13Lovely hair.
24:14Oh, I'm really quite touched.
24:16Just a second.
24:25What?
24:27Just looking for flying pigs.
24:29You think you're so smart, don't you, Beaker?
24:31Smarter than you?
24:32Yes.
24:33When are you going to get us with our thick-eyed of yours?
24:35You're nothing round here anymore.
24:37I'm queen now.
24:41Cup of tea, queenie.
24:49Now I'm 16.
24:51Sid says I have to start thinking about moving to a halfway house.
24:54What didn't you just say?
24:56Because I was scared.
24:57Of what?
24:57Of hurting you.
24:59We've always been together.
25:00I don't know if you can hack it about me.
25:04Or if I can hack it about you.
25:07So are you going to go?
25:10I don't know.
25:12I mean, I've got to go up sometime, haven't I?
25:14I'm 16.
25:14I'm sitting in a windy house.
25:18You should have said something.
25:29Look, whatever you decide to do, I'll put it right behind you.
25:33Thanks, bro.
25:35And you know I only let you into a frog ball because it was your birthday.
25:38So you think you could take me on, then?
25:39With one arm unblindfolded.
25:41Rematch!
25:45Bouncer!
25:46Bouncer!
25:47Bouncer!
25:48What is it?
25:49What is it he got?
25:51Do you know?
25:51I've got your presents.
25:52Ta-da!
25:53Whoa!
25:55It's cool.
25:55Come on.
25:56A nice one.
25:58A rocket?
25:59What happened to the killer robot?
26:01Yeah.
26:01It's been destroyed!
26:04Thanks, Crash.
26:05It's great.
26:06Well, I thought you want your birthday to go with a bang?
26:07Can I let it off?
26:08Er, no.
26:10This is your day.
26:17Ready?
26:18Ready?
26:19Go!
26:20Go!
26:34Woop!
26:35Whoa!
26:37Whoa!
26:45I suppose it's the four that counts.