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00:06I can make my world come true, all my dreams will see me through, doesn't matter what may come my
00:13way, believe me now, I will win someday.
00:19Today we are profiling the life of Obadiah Johnson, he was a highly successful secret agent, well known for his
00:27skills as a deadly poisoner.
00:30He worked with an accomplice known only as Cyanide Sue, their favourite method was to slip poison into their victim's
00:37soup.
00:38Why does keep us crash?
00:40It was in my room, on my bed!
00:42No, give it!
00:44Chantelle, give it!
00:45Can I please have some peace?
00:47Chantelle!
00:47Quiet!
00:49I'm trying to get this recipe right for Jane, and I can't even hear myself dink!
00:54Too late, she's just arrived, and, er, out.
00:57Come on, out!
01:00I don't know why you're making such a fuss over her, anyway.
01:02Her family's from the same island as my family's, so I'm preparing this local speciality for her.
01:07How?
01:08Knock-em-dead soup.
01:10Knock-em-dead?
01:11It's not just soup, it's a way of life.
01:14When I get it right, this stuff's lethal.
01:19I saw this one back.
01:21Hey, everyone.
01:22I'd like you to meet Jane.
01:23She's a student care worker, and she's gonna be with us for a few days.
01:27Hello!
01:28Hey, Norwich City.
01:30You like football?
01:32Then again, if you're a Norwich City fan, maybe you don't.
01:35Oh, that was love.
01:37And this is his brother, Bouncer.
01:41Bouncer?
01:42You all right?
01:59OK, boss.
02:00Duke here.
02:01Knock him down.
02:03That's right.
02:04I need to know now.
02:05I know it's a secret.
02:08Look.
02:08Spill the beans before it's too late.
02:12Gotta go.
02:14Too many people around.
02:31Jane, you are to me what Norwich City,
02:34Would to me be,
02:36If I went to sea,
02:38And every Saturday.
02:44Bouncer!
02:45Sorry.
02:48Um...
02:50Oh, dear.
02:52It's not what you think.
02:54All right, it is.
02:56It's a poem for Jane.
02:57But it's useless.
02:59I can't get rid of this rubbish.
03:01A letter would be more romantic.
03:04I could write it for you.
03:06No, no.
03:08Just go away.
03:09I need to be alone.
03:11OK.
03:15Do you really think a letter might work?
03:18You've got to deliver this to Jane's house.
03:22And don't open it.
03:23It's from Brownsworth.
03:25OK.
03:26Where'd she live?
03:27You'll have to find out.
03:29Be cunning.
03:30You've got to be really, really clever, Marco.
03:32You can't let her suspect a thing.
03:34OK.
03:45OK.
03:46That's far enough.
03:48Give us the letter.
03:52Such a loyal little postman.
03:54But Bouncer isn't gonna thank you when he's to visit you in hospital.
03:58Think about it.
03:59You know it makes sense.
04:11This stuff will keep you all quiet when it's finished.
04:15Try this.
04:20It's all right.
04:24There's something missing.
04:28Knock them dead.
04:30Hi, Duke.
04:32Anything you like with our little problem?
04:34I called the boss, but I was interrupted.
04:36I still don't know what the secret ingredient is.
04:40Mmm.
04:41Stuff is to die for.
04:43Yeah.
04:43But it's still not quite right.
04:46Hayley, you try it.
05:09Jane, find the right words to say how I feel for you.
05:12It's like looking for the purple ones in the pick and mix flies.
05:15What the sound?
05:18You are like the light in the fridge.
05:20Always on.
05:21Even in the cold and dark.
05:23What?
05:24Wouldn't it be cool if we wrote back?
05:27Why?
05:29We don't like Bouncer.
05:32No, but if we write to him and he thinks it's Jane.
05:35And Jane asks for presents.
05:39Get with the programme, Rio.
05:41We write.
05:42He gives.
05:42We get.
05:43Like it.
05:50Oh.
05:54Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:55Oh.
05:56What's the matter?
05:57I don't know.
05:58Bad stomach.
05:59Must have been something I ate.
06:01Oh.
06:02Oh.
06:03Oh.
06:03It's certainly, but.
06:07You've been playing like.
06:08Oh.
06:09Oh.
06:12Oh.
06:14Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:17Oh.
06:18Oh.
06:27Well, what did she say?
06:30Eleven man in yellow shorts.
06:31What?
06:35Hi Jane.
06:38Hi love.
06:39You look like a fruit salad.
06:40To impress Jane.
06:42Listen, hang on press her now, right?
06:44We're doing the scorpion kick.
06:45Scorpion kick?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Bounce.
06:47Ready, love?
06:48Don't bounce.
06:52Seriously?
06:54Roll, check it out.
06:57Up, up, up.
07:03Bounce, sir.
07:04Are you okay?
07:09Yeah, I'm fine.
07:13Just give me two hands, okay?
07:16Ah.
07:17Ah.
07:19Ah.
07:23Jane!
07:25Jane!
07:27I've got it!
07:33Brilliant.
07:34Well, ladies' fingers.
07:37That's what we need.
07:39Come on.
07:51The best wish is...
07:53Bouter.
08:01I'm not taking it.
08:03I'm on strike.
08:04Postman only strike at Christmas time.
08:06It's more romantic if you deliver it to her house.
08:10There's something in all right about this.
08:11She told me she's got a boyfriend.
08:13The point is, she's not married, is she?
08:15So I'm still in with a chance.
08:17Look at this letter.
08:18The handwriting's terrible.
08:19Bad handwriting's a sign of intelligence.
08:22It's totally unprofessional.
08:24Well, romance is dangerous.
08:33Let's not do anything rash now, postie.
08:36Just hand it over.
08:38Nice and slow.
08:43They're trying to poison us with that soup.
08:47They've found special ingredients.
08:51It's fingers.
08:55They're trying to poison us.
08:57They're trying to poison us.
09:05They're trying to poison us.
09:22We take them.
09:24That's your boyfriend.
09:26Rabbit.
09:29Chocolate.
09:34Dearest Jane, just a note to say that Mr. Sniffles the Rabbit is on his way
09:39with lots of chocks in a beautiful box for you to eat today.
09:52Marco! Marco!
10:02Layla!
10:05Poisoner, you tried to poison Crash with this soup.
10:10How'd he try to poison Crash?
10:12Do you know how much chocolate he ate yesterday?
10:17Well, you tried to put a sore to sleep, and I heard you talking on the phone to the boss.
10:23Oh, the boss?
10:25Don't tell Sid, but that's my auntie from the Caribbean.
10:28Keep it quiet though, I'm not supposed to make international calls from the office.
10:32But you put ladies' fingers in the soup!
10:38Ladies' fingers.
10:40Okra.
10:41The secret ingredient.
10:43This soup's not poison, it's ambrosia.
10:46Watch.
10:49dearest Dad capter the rabbit's weeb and ì–˜ can interview him.
10:54Moving over!
10:54Ha ha ha ha ha!
10:54Chew!
10:55Just the set Olas in a ABOUT mlis vorry!
11:05You fish!
11:08Ahhh!
11:11Ha!
11:12I'll take you a postie, I'll take the chocolates, and I'll take Mr Sniffles.
11:20Give it back! Give it here! Give me mine! Give it back!
11:30Where'd you get them from? Sniffles, I believe is his name.
11:34Oh dear.
11:36Okay, bounce. Nobody's perfect. You, me, Leila. We've all been mistakes.
11:42Sometimes it's better just to raise both hands and say,
11:44okay guys, I goofed. Humiliation is a part of growing up.
11:49What are you talking about?
11:51How do I put this?
11:54Chantal, Roxy and Rio wrote Jane's letters.
11:57They'd be making a fool out of you.
11:59You what?
12:00Jane never even got your letters.
12:04Some still don't have a chance then.
12:06Bouncer, you think you're mad?
12:08Anyway, I'm not writing anymore.
12:13Rise above the situation, Mouse.
12:15Be a man.
12:17Be a man.
12:20Oi! That's my rabbit.
12:23I got the ears to prove it.
12:26Here, take him.
12:27But remember, he's more of a rabbit than you'll ever be.
12:34And we'll have these.
12:39Mmm. Knock-em-dead soup.
12:42Mmm. Nice. Octopus, is it?
12:46Snail? Mouse?
12:49No. No, I can't say. It's a secret family recipe.
12:57Um, Jane.
12:59We bought these for you.
13:01We've eaten half of them, but there's plenty left.
13:03We've really enjoyed having you here.
13:06I suppose I'd better practice my scorpion cakes, though.
13:14I'm proud of you, bro.
13:15You see? You can do it.
13:17She's just a check.
13:19Hi. I'm Francis. I'm the new student.
13:22Is this a good time to interrupt?
13:24Yeah! Come here and have some soup.
13:28Lol.
13:29Lol, are you all right?
13:30Yeah.
13:31Lol.
13:33Bye.
13:37No flipping.
13:38There's plenty more action coming now.
13:55Oh, dear!
13:58Marco!
14:00Oh, it's the middle of the night.
14:02Come quick. The aliens have landed.
14:05Come on!
14:13What's up?
14:14Marco's found aliens in the cupboard.
14:17Again? What happened?
14:19They got lost on their way to Venus.
14:20Who knows?
14:23Aha!
14:25They've gone, but they must be coming back.
14:28They left their communication device behind.
14:52Hi, I'm back. Did you miss me?
14:57I'm back. Did you miss me?
15:00I'm back. Did you miss me?
15:01I'm being born.
15:02Blood and everything.
15:04I've got something to tell you.
15:06What?
15:08Well...
15:09Good morning, girls.
15:10Come on, Hayley. Get a move on.
15:13Big day today, remember?
15:14Mark and Helen will be here in a few hours.
15:18You're going out with Mark and Helen?
15:22I'm going to breakfast.
15:24You coming?
15:28Hi, everyone. What's happening? Did you miss me?
15:32Hi, Leila.
15:33How was Middlehurst farm?
15:35It was fantastic.
15:37We have pancakes every day for breakfast.
15:42Good job, Keith.
15:46Next time we can go together.
15:51Hayley?
15:54Maybe she's nervous.
15:56Oh, stop it, boys.
15:57Come on.
15:58Come on, Marko.
16:00Come on, give.
16:00Give.
16:01Good boy, come on.
16:03Marko, the people who were taking you out this morning
16:04are waiting in my office.
16:05Off you pop. Go and get washed.
16:08Bad doggy.
16:09Bad dog, come get in your basket.
16:11I'll be in the garden, mate, if you need to chat.
16:21Hello.
16:21Hello.
16:22This is Marko.
16:23Is that enough barking?
16:25Marko, thank you.
16:26Hello.
16:27Hello.
16:28Hello.
16:29He's very excited to meet you, as you can see.
16:32And very fond of animals.
16:33Is he just a dog, by the way?
16:34No.
16:35Martin's allergic.
16:45Thank you, Layla.
16:47It's OK.
16:49Don't worry.
16:50You can always go and visit.
16:52Go and visit?
16:54What?
16:55Hayley.
16:56Lucky girl.
16:58Just think.
16:58If it all works out with her new family,
17:00she'll never have to eat my cooking again.
17:03Why?
17:05Well, she's leaving today.
17:23I'm sorry, Layla.
17:24I thought she told you.
17:25She said she would do as soon as you got back.
17:28Well, she didn't.
17:33Well done, Duke, my son.
17:35You made a real mess at that.
17:47Thanks for telling me.
17:49I really wanted to.
17:52But every time I tried, I just couldn't.
17:56You'll always be my best friend.
17:58Best friend don't have secrets.
18:02I know.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:04I'm really gonna miss you.
18:07Mark and Helen are really nice.
18:09They said you can come and visit any time
18:11and I can come back here.
18:13Hayley!
18:14Mark and Helen are here.
18:30Hey, Batman.
18:31Lost the rest of your back, mates?
18:33Go away.
18:34It speaks.
18:35You want a hand to get down?
18:38There are other things I could be doing.
18:42You know if you hang upside down too long,
18:44the blood drains out of your feet into your brain
18:46and your eyes pop out.
18:48Yeah, it could be very messy.
18:50Blood all over the place.
18:52I was coming down anyway.
19:00It's all right.
19:01You're all right, Lola.
19:10Hayley told you she's leaving?
19:12No, she didn't have the guts.
19:14I had to find out for myself.
19:18We've known hundreds of kids to get fostered over the years.
19:20Haven't we, bro?
19:21Yeah, hundreds.
19:23You'll be next.
19:24You'll watch.
19:26Some chance.
19:28I bet you a fiver.
19:30When there's all those perfect Barbie doll kids out there.
19:35Get lost.
19:37Families love little cute kids like you.
19:39So could Bruce like Bouncer no-one wants.
19:43Hayley just got their furs, that's all.
19:51Bad day, huh?
19:53No-one's ever going to foster me, are they?
19:55Of course they are.
19:56Little kids like you are the first to be snapped up.
19:59Yeah, if you're cute like Hayley.
20:01But you're cute.
20:04In your own way.
20:07I'm never going to get fostered.
20:09I'm just too weird.
20:12You know what you have to do?
20:14What?
20:14Just be a muggle for a bit.
20:16A muggle?
20:17Someone ordinary, boring.
20:19Then when you get fostered, you can do what you want.
20:21Hey, what's going on?
20:23Marco wants to be normal.
20:24Ha!
20:25Marco.
20:26Normal.
20:26Don't hold your breath.
20:28Oi.
20:30Don't worry.
20:31We'll show her.
20:32Can't be that difficult.
20:59Look, I need help.
21:01I've got six hours to make Marco normal.
21:03Many have tried and failed.
21:05A family are coming round this afternoon.
21:08If we can just get rid of the nutty bits, they might want to take him out.
21:11But it's the nutty bits that make Marco...
21:14But Marco with nutty bits stays hanging from a tree all day pretending to be a bat.
21:19Marco without nutty bits goes out of a nice normal family to have fun.
21:22What do you reckon, Crash?
21:23You in?
21:24Sure.
21:24Be a laugh.
21:25For who?
21:26Look, it might be a big joke to you, Tracey Beaker, but you're fostered.
21:30You're OK.
21:30Exactly my point.
21:32If I can get fostered, anyone can.
21:34This is Marco we're talking about here.
21:36What did you like for breakfast?
21:38Cornflakes and lemonade.
21:39I think there's none allowed enough bread and gravy.
21:41Good choice.
21:43From now on it's toast and jam, OK?
21:46What's your favourite sport?
21:48Crown green bowling.
21:50Football from now on.
21:51David Beckham's your hero, OK?
21:53But Uri Geller's my hero.
21:54No.
21:55Repeat after me.
21:56David Beckham.
21:58David Beckham.
22:00Right, that's his hobbies and eating habits.
22:02Now his clothes.
22:03There's nothing wrong with my clothes.
22:08Hayley!
22:09Time to go.
22:18Come on, Marco.
22:19She'll be leaving in a minute.
22:22Where'd she come from?
22:23She's in there.
22:24She's just waiting.
22:25She's just struggling.
22:26Yay!
22:34You'll be next.
22:35You watch.
22:38Gonna miss you, kidder.
22:40You ever want peanut cookies?
22:42You know where I am.
22:44You haven't seen Leila, have you Duke?
22:46Erm, I'm sure she won't be long.
22:49Yeah, maybe the toilet door's got stuck again.
22:53Thanks.
22:54But I don't think she wants to be my friend anymore.
22:57Of course she does.
22:59She'll write to you.
23:00Sure.
23:02So, here it is.
23:04The big wide world.
23:05Are you OK?
23:07That's my girl.
23:08Come on.
23:09It might seem a little bit strange for the first couple of days,
23:11but you can give me a ring any time.
23:13Meet me with a big stick.
23:14I'm on a roll.
23:16I've even found the perfect family for Marco Maloney.
23:18And if they don't want him as soon as they see him,
23:21I'll eat my fox file.
23:23Bye!
23:24Bye!
23:27Bye!
23:28Bye!
23:29Bye!
23:31Bye!
23:32Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:59Bye!
24:00Bye!
24:02Bye!
24:05Bye!
24:05Bye!
24:06Bye!
24:07I forgot to give you this!
24:10Sorry.
24:11Me too.
24:13Come back and visit.
24:15Of course I will.
24:16I thought you might like it for when we'll pop stars.
24:24See ya.
24:27Don't forget me!
24:37This way, Marco.
24:39Remember, nice and normal.
24:43Hello.
24:44My name is Marco Maloney.
24:46Have you done something different to your hair?
24:50Marco.
24:51Meet the boxers.
24:52Come on.
24:56Yeah, so there's nothing I like better than watching TV
24:58and hope you'll see my hero, Derek Bevan.
25:01That is, of course, after I've eaten my toast and jam.
25:05Sorry to butt in, but life with the boxers
25:08might be a bit on the spooky side for you.
25:10We like to stay up all night, looking for UFOs,
25:14eating crazy stuff.
25:16My wife collects false teeth from the rich and famous.
25:19This is from the first Dracula film.
25:24Maybe you'd like a family that was a bit more...
25:27What's the word we don't use? Lotus flower?
25:30Normal?
25:33Maybe you'd like a family that's a bit more...
25:36like that.
25:38I hate you!
25:39I hate you all!
25:40Remember I'm trying to help?
25:41How were we supposed to know they just landed from Planet Zog?
25:46Well, what did I say? Dare to be different.
25:48You know, for once, you might be right.
25:50So, we tried it your way.
25:51Now it's time for the beaker treatment.
25:53Crash, you can come with me.
25:54Jackie, your recorder.
25:56Bouncer, go get Marco in a Sunday best.
26:02Yes, well, I do understand.
26:07Bye, then.
26:12Bye.
26:12Bye.
26:14Whoa!
26:15Fire on the drive!
26:19Oh, no, no! Get Marco!
26:21Please excuse my friend here.
26:23He often goes off like this.
26:24I mean, we try and tell him it's not real, but...
26:26he just doesn't listen.
26:28Maybe there's more to this boy than meets the eye.
26:31What are you doing, kid?
26:31I'm communing with the snake spirit of Nefertiti.
26:35Maybe you could be our sort of guy after all.
26:38I'm sorry, but I have a meeting with the leprechauns,
26:41and they don't like it when I'm late.
26:43Well, don't let us stop you.
26:44But any time you want to join us flamenco dancing,
26:46you get your boss here to give us a ring.
26:48I will.
26:49Olé!
26:50I can make my world come true.
26:53All my dreams will see me through.
26:55And the set won't get me down.
26:58My dreams will turn things all around.
27:00With a smile upon my face.
27:03I can see a better place.
27:04Doesn't matter what may come my way.
27:07Believe me now, I'll win someday.
27:10I'll win someday.