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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:181, 2, 3
00:191, 2, 3
00:211, 2, 3
00:22Ha ha! Your scissors have been destroyed!
00:25I win!
00:26Well, my scissors beat your paper!
00:29It's not paper!
00:30It's a big, fat laser cannon!
00:33Your scissors have been disintegrated!
00:35Ha ha ha!
00:36Big fat laser! Big fat laser!
00:38Laser cannon, go back!
00:40It's a big fat laser cannon!
00:42It's a big fat laser cannon!
00:44Nooo!
00:52Anyway, I'm not just someone else
00:58I'm bored!
01:00Where's everyone today?
01:02BORDS!
01:07BORDS!
01:07BORDS!
01:09What are you up to?
01:11We're very busy!
01:12We've been working out how to make Malcolm Busted my boyfriend.
01:16Layla's got a theory. Now all we need to do is put her to practice.
01:37Do you mind? I'm trying to meditate.
01:40No, no. It's not good. Everyone's doing their own thing. What are we going to do?
01:49F*****g!
01:59I remember when I was a student. It's awful, isn't it? Not knowing what to do.
02:04Feeling lost and alone and being useless.
02:07Oh, well, if you don't know what to do, just watch me.
02:12Just... watch... you.
02:14Yes.
02:15Have you done much work with children?
02:17No, no, not yet, but, er, I have been reading this.
02:21Oh!
02:21Get with the kids!
02:22Get with the kids!
02:23I can't wait to try out some of a series.
02:26Oh, well.
02:27No time like the present.
02:29Jackie?
02:31Crash?
02:32Come.
02:33Meet Kez.
02:35She's our trainee social worker.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yo, kids.
02:38What's up?
02:39Erm, you seem bling.
02:42Word.
02:43Oh, no, wait.
02:45I'm supposed to do a special handshake.
02:47I can't believe I forgot that.
02:48That's just basic.
02:50Erm...
02:51So...
02:54Oh!
02:55Wait.
02:56Is it fist and fingers, or...
02:59Is it...
03:00Fingers and...
03:02Okay.
03:05Bye.
03:11Time to have some fun.
03:28Ready?
03:30Yeah.
03:32Okay.
03:33Now.
03:34Hey!
03:35Looking good.
03:36Yeah.
03:37Good.
03:38Be creative with your anger.
03:40It's because you have abandonment issues.
03:43Sorry!
03:44Panic over.
03:45I'm back.
03:46Let the joy begin.
03:47Hello.
03:48I'm Kez.
03:48Words.
03:53Who are you?
03:55I'm sorry?
03:56You don't know who I am?
03:57You don't need to know who she is.
03:59She's only some old has-been.
04:01In my day, we had standards.
04:03Now they're just letting any old rubbish.
04:05You can quote me on that.
04:06I've got dinosaurs extinct.
04:07Put your hand up.
04:08Who's been fostered?
04:10Oh!
04:10Ha!
04:10Just me, then.
04:12Ooh.
04:13Have you?
04:14That's fascinating.
04:15Maybe we can talk later.
04:16I might have a free window, but now that I've been fostered, I am very busy.
04:21I can't stand that, Tracy Beaker.
04:23Come on.
04:25Ooh.
04:26Conflict issues.
04:27I haven't done that yet.
04:30Can...
04:31Can I just talk to you for one second about-
04:34Yeah, okay, but not now.
04:35Kaz, Kez, Elaine, or whatever your name is.
04:39Adult, Elaine!
04:44Crash!
04:44Jackie, how wonderful to see you.
04:47Let's catch up.
04:48So, I'm having a great time.
04:50I'm really busy.
04:51Busy, busy, busy, busy.
04:52My days are just packed.
04:55Yo, kids.
04:57What's up?
04:59Blingin' blingin'.
05:01Just keeping it real.
05:04Tracy, I was wondering if we could have that chat now, you know, about being an expert in fostering.
05:10Expert in fostering?
05:11Well, I know enough about it.
05:13You can learn a lot from the Beaker fostering success story.
05:16I never want to be fostered.
05:18Thanks, but no thanks.
05:20But it's so cool.
05:21You know, moving on, moving out.
05:23Now that I'm living in the real world, I-
05:25Yeah.
05:25Well, later, it's Tracy.
05:27We wouldn't want to keep you from your busy, busy, busy schedule, would we?
05:30I'm living in the real world.
05:32Ahem.
05:40Tracy, um.
05:42Bye, Tracy.
05:44So, can we have that chat now?
05:46No.
05:48Word!
05:49Word!
05:50Word!
05:53I need blood!
05:55Not now, Marco.
05:56Maybe later.
05:58Don't even think about it.
05:59So, we all know our target?
06:01An inexperienced, untrained social worker.
06:05Fresh blood!
06:07In Kezi's book, it says she has to do whatever we want.
06:10So, let's use it against her.
06:12Rio, you're up first.
06:15Why am I the pig?
06:18Er, well, all right.
06:20You can be the toad.
06:21Ha-ha.
06:23Bye.
06:25It's right all you do here.
06:29Oh, do you mind if we stop for a bit, Tracy?
06:32I can't feel my fingers.
06:35Oh, there you are, Kez.
06:36I've been looking all over for you.
06:38So, have you been getting on?
06:41Tracy's theories on fostering have been fascinating.
06:46You've been helping Kez?
06:47Mm-hmm.
06:48That's great, Tracy.
06:51Well, since you've been getting on so well,
06:54how do you fancy taking the children this afternoon?
06:57Er, Tracy, you can lend a hand.
06:58I'm sure everyone will find your fostering experiences very interesting.
07:01Yes.
07:02You're right.
07:03I am interesting.
07:20Kez, I think you dropped this.
07:23Oh, my book on establishing trust.
07:26It's very important to show children in care that you're able to fulfil their needs.
07:31Interesting.
07:31Oh.
07:32I need five pounds.
07:34What, four?
07:36Chapter six.
07:38I haven't seen my dad in ages.
07:40I don't know if I can ever trust an adult again.
07:44Oh, dear.
07:45Fulfill your needs.
07:46Fulfill your needs.
07:47Where did I put my purse?
07:54Mm-hmm.
08:01Hello, I'm Hayley.
08:03Hayley?
08:04Yeah.
08:05My mum wanted a girl.
08:07Anyway.
08:08Lol here needs special food combinations made for her.
08:11If she doesn't have sugar every hour, she dies.
08:17Right then.
08:18Sugar.
08:19Sugar.
08:20In the end.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Just, just in that one over.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Oh, thanks.
08:25We need lots of chocolate.
08:26She needs loads.
08:28You're saving her life.
08:31Ah.
08:33Oh, and...
08:34I'll take those.
08:36Well...
08:37Have you seen this?
08:39When you're as experienced as I am, you'll recognise when you're being suckered.
08:43I'm onto you!
08:49We got rambled.
08:52So now what we're gonna do?
08:53Revert to plan B.
08:55Yeah.
08:57What's plan B?
08:58The beaker method.
08:59Shout as loud as you can.
09:00For as long as you can.
09:02Chocolate!
09:03I want chocolate!
09:05We want chocolate!
09:07We want chocolate!
09:09We want chocolate!
09:11We want chocolate!
09:13We want chocolate!
09:15We want chocolate!
09:15We want chocolate!
09:17We want chocolate!
09:18We want chocolate!
09:32The kids love me.
09:34Right!
09:36Let's see if we can put what you've learnt into practice.
09:39Come on!
09:40We want chocolate!
09:43We want chocolate!
09:45We want chocolate!
09:46Calm down now!
09:47We want chocolate!
09:48We want chocolate!
09:51We want chocolate!
09:55Everyone in the lounge, I've got a plan.
09:59Quick, can I...
10:01Right, come on everyone, take a seat!
10:03Now, come on!
10:04What is going on?
10:05What's going on?
10:07Oh, sorry!
10:12What are they doing here?
10:14The Tracey Beaker Guide to Fostering.
10:16Please!
10:17I'll have that back, thank you.
10:18I don't want to waste it on people, no-one will ever want to foster.
10:23The Tracey Beaker Guide to Fostering.
10:26It's all about working with what you've got.
10:28Hayley, you're a small girl and you're cute.
10:31Work with that.
10:31Maybe later.
10:33Mark and Helen are coming to pick me up soon.
10:35Thanks anyway.
10:37Rio, you're a boy.
10:38But that doesn't always have to be a disadvantage.
10:41Here, take a questionnaire and pass them along.
10:50It's all about getting on well with people.
10:53Like I do!
10:55I've got 13 years of experience.
10:59Excuse me.
11:03What?
11:05With my expert help, you could all be just like me.
11:12Fostered in no time.
11:16Crash!
11:17Jackie.
11:19As you know, I'm a success story.
11:21But you can be too.
11:24Got any problems?
11:25Let's talk.
11:26Let's talk.
11:27What's the matter with you?
11:28We thought you had some great plan to get Elaine and Kez,
11:31but it sounds like you've turned into them.
11:34Me?
11:36Tracey Beaker, like Elaine?
11:39I couldn't be more proud of you if I tried.
11:57Thanks, Tracey, for such an insightful talk.
12:02Let's end the session with a hug.
12:06Tracey.
12:07Oh, whoa!
12:08You can look at the beaker, but you can't touch the beaker.
12:10But Elaine taught me that it's an effective way of bonding
12:14after sharing personal details.
12:18If there's one thing Elaine taught me,
12:20it's to avoid it at all cost.
12:22I mean, she's badly dressed, she's clueless and she's boring.
12:25And if there's anything worse than Elaine, it's two Alaynes.
12:42But I...
12:43I was just trying to be as good as Elaine!
12:45Wasn't I Hayley?
12:47Erm...
12:47I'm not Hayley, I'm Bouncer.
12:49Look, I'm sorry Kez, I'm sure you're a really nice person,
12:52but one Elaine is enough for anyone.
12:54Yeah.
12:55You're so right.
12:56There's only one Elaine.
12:57And I can't expect to be as good as her.
13:00But she's given me something to aspire to.
13:02I'll just go back to the library and study really, really hard
13:06and then maybe one day I'll...
13:09Maybe one day I might be half as good as Elaine.
13:15Er, respect.
13:17Everyone at the house say...
13:19What is this everyone at the house say?
13:24Everyone in the house say...
13:25See ya!
13:27Do remember viewers, watching TV gives you square eyes.
13:30Not!
13:33OK, I've got it all planned.
13:36We go to Florida next summer, Australia next year.
13:39I'm not quite fancy an African's Friday year after that,
13:41would you reckon?
13:42Oh, sounds lovely.
13:44Can the world is our lobster.
13:47Don't you mean oyster?
13:49Well, oyster, lobster...
13:51Oh, jellyfish.
13:54Whatever, the point is, it's you and me now.
13:56We're together.
14:20I thought Christmas.
14:22It's nice to stay at home, isn't it?
14:23But we'll go really OTT.
14:26You know, 20-foot tree, massive of food, tons of presents.
14:29Mmm, suits me.
14:30I'll have, erm, a snazzy new car and a brand new, up-to-the-minute, do-everything computer.
14:36But I want one that makes me a cup of tea with two pickies every hour, mind.
14:40Pam, I'm not joking.
14:41You're not?
14:42No, but I'd be joking.
14:43I mean, now we're a family, I want everything to be perfect.
14:46Oh, you're right.
14:47So do I.
14:48But, look, I can't afford to give you 13 years' worth of presents and holidays and stuff all
14:53at once.
14:54It's not about money, Cam.
14:55I'm not bothered about the money.
14:56Oh, OK.
14:57Well, I'll just pay for that African safari with some shirt buttons, then.
15:01And maybe that nice man down the garage will give me the car if I ask politely.
15:07Chewie!
15:08Hello?
15:11Only me.
15:13Everything all right?
15:14Fine.
15:15Lovely.
15:16And I've got some good news, too.
15:19Tracey's fostering allowance has been increased.
15:21Oh.
15:22Tracey.
15:25You're not poor!
15:27You're loaded!
15:28And much more, that's my allowance!
15:30Well, actually, technically, that's money for Cam to use for your keep.
15:34Hmm.
15:34Which isn't as easy as it sounds.
15:36Tracey, because don't come cheap, you know.
15:39Bet I could do a better job than you.
15:41And I'd never ever steal money from my own foster daughter!
15:44I'm not stealing it!
15:46She's not suggesting that you are.
15:48Look, perhaps Tracey could learn a valuable lesson from helping with the budgeting.
15:53Why don't you let her do something?
15:55The food shop?
15:56Oh, no.
15:57I don't think so.
15:58Well, I do can.
15:59You're forgetting I'm an expert with children.
16:02Yeah.
16:06Now, I've made a list.
16:08Great.
16:09Now, you will stick to it, won't you?
16:10Of course.
16:12Like a flana bun.
16:14Bye!
16:25Bye!
16:28The green budgie has landed on the pink macaroon.
16:39Well?
16:40Well?
16:41Well, what, snot rag?
16:42I hear you've been doing people's homework.
16:45Yes.
16:46How much?
16:4850p a sheet.
16:5050p a sheet.
17:01Nice old earner, but what you need is a manager. Split the profits 50-50?
17:06No thanks.
17:07No thanks.
17:08She doesn't need a manager.
17:10She's got me, and I only charge 10%.
17:13Sad.
17:14Very sad.
17:15Let's see a sample, then.
17:18It's worth it.
17:20She even makes special little mistakes so Sid doesn't get suspicious.
17:27Okay, get this sorted because I don't do homework. I've got too much pain and misery to spread.
18:05What about your list?
18:07He needs lists.
18:08Duh!
18:09People that go shopping so they don't forget things.
18:13Wow, turkey nuggets!
18:17Look, Crash, food shopping is all about hunter gathering. The primitive urge to get what you
18:22want and then take it home. And let's face it, I am an expert at getting what I want.
18:39You're a good girl helping your mum out.
18:41It's my foster mum. She makes me do all the chores.
18:45Oh dear.
18:46Steals my allowance too. Then makes me spend it on stuff just for her.
18:50Oh, that's dreadful. The poor thing.
18:55That's 70 pounds, please love.
19:00Hey Tracey, this needs only a tannin.
19:08I'd better give the change to my foster mum. She might get angry.
19:13She's not very nice when she's angry.
19:16Here. It's supposed to be just one per customer. But you deserve a treat.
19:24Thanks. Crash, we go. Thank you very much. Bye.
19:50And these were by Two Get Two Free.
19:54And what on earth is this?
19:56A shower radio.
19:57Music while you wash makes you a sweeter smelling person.
20:01And a phone cover. You haven't even got a mobile.
20:04Hint, hint.
20:05Tracey!
20:06Well, they're on special offer.
20:08Tracey, I gave you a list with strict instructions.
20:13Oh yeah.
20:14Well, never mind.
20:15Never mind.
20:16Never mind.
20:17Never mind.
20:18This is all you've wasted a week's grocery money on.
20:21Knick-knacks, fizzy drinks and turkey nuggets.
20:24I guess I'll be off then.
20:26What did you mean is this all?
20:28Don't you know how expensive things are?
20:31Get real Cam, what did you expect?
20:37What are you doing?
20:39Laying an egg.
20:40What's it looking?
20:42I thought cleaning the bathroom was an English chore.
20:45There is.
20:45The Duke's made me do it.
20:47Because it's got too much homework.
20:54Come on, I've had enough of this.
21:05Right, you know what to say.
21:12Hey Layla.
21:14Duke's on the phone to your teacher.
21:19Something about?
21:21Something about your...
21:24Homework.
21:25Homework.
21:26Oh no!
21:29Echo Foxtrot, we are now proceeding to Delta Quadrant.
21:33Over and out.
21:58One, two, three, Patrick.
22:00One, two, three.
22:08Now he's looking for a ball of a little more.
22:09One, two, three.
22:11In the middle, we're waiting for a ball.
22:13One, two.
22:17Close it.
22:19One, two, three.
22:23Two, three.
22:23Two, three.
22:25Five, six.
22:32Cam! What's for lunch?
22:36Mmm, delicious nugget de turkey avec un garnish de limon.
22:43And to drink a cheeky little vintage, I think you'll find, bon appétit.
22:48Lovely.
22:56Where is it? Maybe the pink macaroon has eaten the green budgie.
23:02Marco, you were supposed to be on security.
23:07Mailer! My office, please. Now!
23:14Thought you might like a little snack to keep you going before tea.
23:18How do you fancy a nice slice of chocolate cake oozing with hot fudge sauce?
23:25Bring it on!
23:27Sorry. All out of chocolate cake.
23:40I'll be speaking to Marco, too, but in the meantime, I want you to return all the money that you've
23:45taken.
23:46But I'll be broke.
23:48Ah, well, that's too bad.
23:50Roxy's done your jobs today, so you can clean her room as a punishment.
23:53But...
23:54And you're never to do anything like this again.
23:57Do you understand?
24:13Tea time, Tracey.
24:15Plenty more if you want seconds.
24:20Right. I've had it. You're determined to poison me, aren't you?
24:23I'm not poisoning you. You buy them, I cook them. Now, clean that up.
24:27No! I'm going to have some decent food.
24:39I'm going to have some food.
24:41I'm going to have some food.
24:42I'm going to have some food.
24:52I'm going to have some food for you, right? What's she doing here, anyway? She doesn't live for you any
24:55more.
24:56Tracey can visit any time she likes.
24:58I wouldn't, if I was fostered.
25:00Maybe a new foster mum doesn't want her any more. I've heard she keeps bringing you back.
25:23I'm going to have some food for you.
25:28I'm going to have some food for you.
25:32I'm going to have some food for you.
25:33No, everything's cool. The world is my jellyfish.
25:37What?
25:38Never mind. It's just a drink.
25:40All right. See you then.
25:41Well, I suppose you're coming to drag me kicking and screaming back home.
25:44Hiya, Cam.
25:45Hi.
25:45Er, Tracey, do you want me to wrap your turkey nuggets up? I've got plenty more if you'd like some,
25:50Cam.
26:04Oh, thanks, Duke, but we're going out for tea.
26:06Go and out, but you can't afford it.
26:08Oh, blow it. It's about time we celebrated you moving in.
26:11Great. Okay, here is the plan. First we go bowling and have a burger and chips,
26:16then we'll take in a movie with a couple of items, a really big bag of sweets, and I will
26:22pay for the popcorn.
26:24Oh, where did you get that from?
26:27Ah, well, I was going to give it back.
26:30I can make my world come true. All my dreams will see me through. And the set won't get me
26:37down.
26:38My dreams will turn me all around with a smile upon my face. I can see a better place.
26:44Doesn't matter what may come my way. Believe me now, I'll win someday.