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00:00Tonight, on the Duke...
00:02Get a picture, yeah.
00:03Watch it, watch it!
00:04Boss flips out...
00:05Who might you be?
00:06Yeah!
00:07When Roscoe gets stuck,
00:09and Goody and Bates gonna save him.
00:35Just a good old boy
00:39Never meaning no harm
00:43Beats all you've never saw
00:44Been in trouble with the law
00:46Since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:53Flanding the hills
00:57Someday the mountain might get them
00:59But the law never will
01:02Making their way
01:05The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:12Than the law will allow
01:15Just a good old boy
01:18Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fighting the system like a two
01:24Modern day Robin Hood
01:33Now it may look like a sunny day
01:35But if that old saying's true
01:37About it never rains but it pours
01:39Then friends, stand by and watch
01:41A frog strangler own the duke
01:44I just can't believe this telegram
01:46I really, I can't believe it
01:49Miss Daisy Duke
01:50Daisy
01:51Wait
01:51Daisy, come on you done read that thing
01:53Ten times already
01:54Eleven
01:54Twelve
01:55Well, now come on y'all
01:56I just want to make sure
01:57I didn't miss anything
01:59Congratulations
02:01As our one millionth person
02:03Entering our store
02:04You have won a number of fabulous prizes
02:06Signed Capital City Department Store
02:09There's gotta be a catch somewheres
02:11Now Luke, don't rain on Daisy's parade
02:14Yeah, you're right Uncle Jesse
02:16Don't pay him no heat, Daisy
02:18Give an old wet blanket like Luke
02:20There an inch to eat measure
02:22Hey all heads up
02:23You mean heads down
02:24Hang on, come on
02:29It's all over, we're by it
02:33That's cause they ain't got the capital city yet
02:37Now this abandoned foundry
02:39Don't look like it can figure into what's happening to the dukes
02:41But inside trouble there's already boiling like a kettle full of okra
02:45...or robberies
02:46And fencing of stolen articles
02:48By a ring suspected of operating out of Hazard County
02:51If that senator comes down here and starts poking around
02:55My boss Billy Jean is really gonna be mad
02:57Yeah, well I tell you Stoney
02:59The senator's gonna find just exactly what I want him to find
03:02Right
03:02And nothing more
03:03That's why your boss Billy Jean and your pal Zach are in Capital City this very minute
03:08Waiting for the Duke family to show up
03:10All that Billy Jean and Zach have gotta do is stick them dukes with some of the stuff we've been
03:15accumulating
03:15And then I'm gonna stick those dukes in the hoose gal after I cuff them and stuff
03:21Yeah
03:22And I'm gonna serve them up to the senator on a silver platter
03:25Of course, when we do that we're gonna have to cool this operation for a while
03:30Cool it
03:30You and your pals are gonna have to lie low
03:32Yeah, lie low
03:33And just what are we supposed to do for money?
03:35I thought of that
03:36He thinks of it
03:37I'm gonna fence off this little tidbit here
03:40Isn't that a beautiful tidbit?
03:41I have a necklace with what this will bring
03:44This will cover your expenses for quite a little while to come
03:47Oh, at least
03:49All right, come on Roscoe
03:50You and me, we got a ring of desperados to kiss
03:54To kiss
03:54To kiss
04:00Blackball said it was just a matter of time
04:02And the dukes took the bait like trout to Jesse Duke's homemade dry fly
04:08I don't believe it
04:10Look at that
04:10It's truly
04:11It's truly
04:11It's all yours
04:13This classic haul
04:14Along with this here genuine mink coat
04:17This gold bracelet
04:19Thank you
04:20Wait, wait
04:21I'm not through yet
04:22Four tickets to Mexico
04:25All this just for being the millionth customer
04:28What do you say now, Mr. Gloom?
04:30We ought to start shopping
04:33There you are
04:34Go over there
04:35Oh, get a picture of that
04:38Here you go
04:39Thank you so much
04:41Oh, yeah
04:42It's okay
04:43You're welcome
04:44And uh
04:45Don't forget these
04:47Thank you
04:48Come on, try it out
04:49I can't wait
04:50Hey, hey
04:51I'll call it
04:51Look at these doors
04:53They open up
04:55I'll get to ride the car
04:56Hey
04:57Here you go
04:58Yeah, how about that
04:59Get that
05:01Oh, Dad, you give it a shot
05:02Let's see what she does
05:03I don't believe this
05:05I'm always gonna show me your star
05:09Look at that
05:10Thank you
05:10Bye
05:12Bye
05:15Now there was no way of the Dukes knowing that they'd been snookered smoother than the gleaming dome of Boss
05:20Hog
05:21And as the Dukes started back for Hazard, Billie Jean and Zack called Boss to tell him the good news
05:29J.D. Hawk speaking
05:30J.D. Hawk speaking
05:31Very about it
05:31Hook, line and silk
05:35There's music to my ears
05:41This is J.D. Hawk calling to see up Roscoe Peacolting, come in
05:48Roscoe
05:49Roscoe
05:49Roscoe, where are you?
05:50Come in
05:50Come in
05:50Come in
05:52Oh, oh
05:53Oh, thank you, Flash
05:54Thank you
05:57Roscoe here
05:57Now listen
05:58If them Dukes ain't in the pokey in the next hour
06:01I can't tell you what I'm gonna do
06:04That's a big ten-four over now
06:07Good grief
06:11Open up for safety
06:12With the Dukes flying right into the web Boss had spun
06:18Boss couldn't wait to tell the Senator that the ring of crooks in Hazard County had been caught
06:23What?
06:23And it would be a waste of his time to come down to Hazard
06:26The trouble was
06:27Where the heck is he?
06:30On his way here
06:32By nightfall
06:34There's sundown
06:35Enos!
06:37Thank you, Gussie, for your kindness
06:40Do you want me, Mr. Hall?
06:41No, I just love hearing the sound of your name ringing in my ears
06:44Come on
06:45We've got to get to the hotel
06:46I want to make sure that Senator Schiff gets a fitting welcome when he arrives in Hazard
06:50As Boss started cooking up a batch of Hazard hospitality
06:53The Dukes were dropping into the frying pan old Boss had waiting for
07:00What? I can't believe it!
07:03They saw your other car, how'd they know you like yellow?
07:05I don't know!
07:06This is like a dream, isn't it?
07:08Then what do you suppose Roscoe's flag gonna stand for?
07:11Holy dut there!
07:12I just did!
07:13I just did!
07:13I just did!
07:14I just did!
07:15I just did!
07:16I just did!
07:16All right, all you Dukes!
07:18Get out of those two vehicles and no funny things you see them!
07:21Roscoe!
07:22What in the world are you doing?
07:23I'll tell you what I'm gonna do!
07:25I'm gonna arrest you for grand-ass auto!
07:27You're barking up the wrong tree!
07:29Oh, I'm not barking up the wrong tree!
07:31Not if that bracelet and that mink coat and this vehicle's serial numbers on my hot sheet here
07:36is being stolen!
07:38Oh, cool!
07:38Which it is!
07:40And, let's see, some airplane tickets, huh?
07:43Well, that isn't this nice!
07:45Well, let's see, four one-way tickets to Mexico!
07:49Oh, well, Dukes wouldn't by any chance be skippin' the county now, would you?
07:53No!
07:54Now, Roscoe, I want all this stuff at the Capital City Department Store for being the one-millionth
07:59customer!
08:00You got it all wrong!
08:01Well, that's right!
08:02Well, isn't that a coincidence?
08:04You'll be the one-millionth in Matris at the state prison!
08:08Oh, come on!
08:09All right!
08:10No, I told you!
08:14No, Gessie!
08:15You're the snake!
08:16You can't handle it!
08:17You can't handle it!
08:19It's all right!
08:19You got it all wrong!
08:20Let me help you, Roscoe!
08:22And then, Roscoe!
08:26Oh, wait a minute!
08:27Wait a minute!
08:28Freeze!
08:29Freeze!
08:29Freeze!
08:31Now, Bo and Luke knew that they'd been suckered into some kind of scam.
08:34Somebody had to stay outside in order to put them, what was fixin' to be put in, out.
08:40Y'all follow that?
08:41See there?
08:42We'll put that through there.
08:43And then I'll fire those first coats and they're not dead!
08:46You heard it, Roscoe!
08:48There you were!
08:50Let me...
08:51Go!
08:52Whoooo!
08:55Whoooo!
08:56Whoooo!
08:56Whoooo!
08:56Whoooo!
08:57Whoooo!
08:58Whoooo!
09:01Whoooo!
09:02Is her head to leave Daisy and Dr. Jesse back here?
09:05Somebody's gotta find out what this is all about.
09:07Whoooo!
09:08Whoooo!
09:15Whoooo!
09:32Oh, all right, Boa, Luke, Duke. You've really done it this time.
09:42Good old Roscoe. I'm sure glad he's all right.
09:46I wonder how the heck he's going to get down from there.
09:48I don't know. Come on, we've got to get over to Capital City and find out what this is all
09:51about.
09:53As Boa and Luke headed back to Capital City,
09:56Boss was getting himself and Enos over to the Hazard Hotel faster than crows to a cornfield.
10:04Over in Capital City, the department store manager told Boa and Luke
10:08that the store had never had any such contest, never gave away any such prizes,
10:13and had no idea who the people were who pretended to.
10:17Ben Snooker, good and proper.
10:19Yeah, but what do you suppose is in it for them?
10:21Got me.
10:23How come you got all the questions, I got all the answers?
10:25You're older than me.
10:26Oh.
10:28Howdy.
10:29Hey, look at this.
10:31Pay the guy, will you?
10:33Yeah.
10:36There you go.
10:37Senator Shaft, head of the crime committee, is going to investigate Hazard County.
10:43Hazard County?
10:43You ought to start right here in Capital City.
10:46I wonder if there's any connection between the two.
10:48Just lost me.
10:50But didn't you find it strange that Roscoe's just sitting there waiting for us?
10:54He just found me again.
10:55If this guy's investigating crime in Hazard County, if he digs deep enough,
10:59who do you think he's going to find at the bottom of the woodpile?
11:01Boss Hogg sure shooting.
11:02Being natural.
11:03Setting us up to take his fall.
11:06The problem is going to be connecting Boss with them folks that snookered us.
11:09You know he had to cover his tracks.
11:11Now, wait a minute.
11:12It ain't no problem at all.
11:13We know what they look like.
11:14Let's just describe him to Enos.
11:15He can check the FBI wanted lift.
11:16Enos wouldn't know me if I wasn't wearing plaid.
11:19Yeah.
11:21But if we describe them to Artie Bender,
11:23I bet he could come up with some good sketches for us.
11:25You know, I'll bet you're right.
11:26Come on, let's get out of here.
11:32Where's the footage?
11:35Whoa!
11:37What?
11:37This ain't Hazard.
11:40Oh, yeah.
11:46Oh, yeah.
11:47This is going to be real nice and comfy.
11:48Here, put that stuff down on this here table, will you?
11:51Good.
11:52Oh, the flowers, yeah, the candy, champagne.
11:55Oh, that reminds me.
11:56Have the manager send up a bucket so that champagne is properly iced.
11:59You do that.
12:00Oh, and tell him also, I want a sign put right on this door.
12:03It says, Presidential Suite.
12:05You mean the President's coming along with the Senator?
12:07Huh?
12:08No, dipstick.
12:09But every Senator hopes to become President, don't he?
12:12Well, I want this Senator if you're right at home.
12:14Go on, do what I told you.
12:15Book it in the President's sign.
12:16Book it in the President's sign.
12:20J.D.
12:21Hogg speaking.
12:22Yeah, Gusty.
12:24Oh, Roscoe calling?
12:25Well, pinch him through.
12:26Uh, boss, listen, little fat buddy, I got some good news and some bad news.
12:31The good news is, I got Daisy and Jesse.
12:34Good.
12:35The bad news is, I lost boy Luke.
12:37Uh, you what?
12:38Well, how did that happen?
12:40Uh, listen, don't you fret your little fat head about it.
12:42Uh, I'll have those dukes or my name ain't Russia.
12:45Oh, pink old James.
12:47Uh, good back.
12:48Yeah, well, they better be in the slammer before Sunday when the Senator gets here, or your name is Mudd.
12:56Uh, and if boss loses that necklace and can't pay off his uglies, things ain't gonna be too
13:01jerky around the Hogg household.
13:04Meanwhile, Bo and Luke, he paid Artie Bender, the pitchfork Picasso of a hazard, a visit.
13:09He made sketches of Billie Jean and Zack, and the Dukes high-tailed it back to town to give
13:14him to Enos, because he loved to look at pictures.
13:17Wait a minute, because I gotta go back to the Senator's hotel suite.
13:19I must have misplaced or lost something.
13:20What'd you leave?
13:21I'll get it, sir.
13:21No, no, no, no, no, you stay right here, and I'll tell you, I'll be right back.
13:24Don't you make a move until I come here.
13:31Oh, the deuce!
13:32What, just don't stand that shoe in your cut?
13:34Go on, cover and stuff him.
13:35What, Chuck, sir?
13:36Graham pipped everything.
13:37Hey, now, hang on a second, boss.
13:39I got Artie Bender to make some sketches of them two that stuck us with the stolen merchandise.
13:43All you gotta do is get Enos Rift.
13:44I'm trying to make them.
13:44Sure thing, Liz.
13:45Oh, that's a bunch of malarkey.
13:47Listen, your Uncle Jesse and Daisy are already headed for the hoose cow, you know?
13:51And you two are just about to follow them.
13:53Enos, do what I told you.
13:54I'll be right there.
13:55Mr. Hump.
14:17Are you all right?
14:25Enos, you better run and get an ambulance.
14:26Right away.
14:27Right, right.
14:27Let's go around.
14:34Maybe it's okay.
14:35Howdy.
14:36Boss, you all right?
14:37Am I all right?
14:39Yeah, I think so.
14:42Wait a minute.
14:45What did you say my name was again?
14:49Uh-huh.
14:50Friends, looks like amnesia.
14:52Now, how would you like to be filling out an insurance form to explain how that happened?
15:01Uh, wait a sec.
15:03Boss, are you trying to tell us that you don't know who you are?
15:06Uh-huh.
15:07I ain't got the foggiest notion.
15:10Who I am or where I am.
15:12For that matter.
15:13How you feel, Mr. Hogg?
15:15Oh, Hogg.
15:16That's my name.
15:18Hogg.
15:19There were two Gs.
15:20And to that, they had to add where he was, who he was, and who they were, just as the
15:26ambulance was showing up.
15:27After Roscoe got his car out of that silo, picked up Jesse and Daisy, threw them in jail,
15:32and was now looking for Bo and Luke.
15:35Now, Boss may have lost his memory, but Roscoe hadn't lost his.
15:39And when Roscoe heard about Boss being taken to Doc Appleby's, he was ready to charge the
15:43Dukes with attempted murder, along with everything else.
15:46It was an accident.
15:47Huh?
15:48They're telling the truth, Sheriff.
15:49It happened just the way they said it.
15:50Did I saw the whole thing I was thinking?
15:51Oh, hush, I don't care what you saw.
15:53You idiot.
15:54I got these Dukes charged with Grand Theft Auto.
15:57I've got you for Grand Theft a golden bracelet.
16:00I've got you for Grand Theft mink coat.
16:02And along with that, I've got you for resisting arrest and siloing a patrol car.
16:06And if anything, I mean anything that's happened to my little fat buddy, I'm gonna knock you in.
16:11Boss.
16:12Boss.
16:13Oh.
16:14My, oh, my, oh, my.
16:16What is all this hullabaloo out here?
16:18Oh, Boss, Boss, are you okay?
16:21Yeah, I'm okay.
16:21Sit right down.
16:22Are you okay, Boss?
16:23I'm okay.
16:23But listen.
16:24What?
16:24My name is Jefferson Davis Hall.
16:28Oh.
16:28With two G's.
16:31And just who might you be?
16:34Oh.
16:35Boss, you know who I am.
16:40Roscoe.
16:41Roscoe P. Coltrane.
16:47Something wrong with his eyes?
16:51It's his head.
16:52Oh, insanity.
16:53No, no.
16:54J.D. is suffering from a temporary case of amnesia, Roscoe.
16:58Amnesia.
16:59Oh.
17:00You mean that his little lights have gone out upstairs?
17:03No.
17:03No.
17:04Let's just say the light has dimmed for a while.
17:07Dimmed for a while.
17:10All right.
17:11That did it.
17:12Along with everything else, I'm arresting you for grand theft memory.
17:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
17:18Look here.
17:19These nice young men had absolutely nothing to do with my losing my memory.
17:23Oh.
17:23And, uh, besides that, what exactly did you mean by along with everything else?
17:30Boss, you know.
17:32I don't know.
17:33Now, stop calling me boss.
17:35My name is Jefferson Davis Hogg.
17:37With two G's.
17:39I think we can tell you what happened.
17:41Please do.
17:42Jefferson.
17:43Yeah.
17:44The situation is that your sheriff there put our Uncle Jesse and our cousin Daisy in jail for something they
17:49didn't do.
17:50No.
17:50Yes, and that stuff that was in our car while it was planted there, we was framed.
17:54Framed.
17:55Oh, kiddly tuttly.
17:57Sheriff, who would do such a terrible thing as frame these nice young boys?
18:01Uh, boss, listen, can't we talk in private?
18:05Why, there's nothing to talk about.
18:07Now, these boys tell me that I'm county commissioner around here.
18:11So the first thing I want to happen is I'm ordering you to uncuff them this very moment.
18:17But, boss.
18:18Then we're all going to go into town.
18:20Wherever they're there.
18:21And release their good kinfolk from jail.
18:24But, boss.
18:25And stop calling me boss.
18:27Come on.
18:28Let's go.
18:30You're in demand, Bosco.
18:32That's Rosco.
18:33You can go ahead and laugh.
18:35But, you know, church is not over until the fat lady sings.
18:40Now, here's how things stood.
18:42The senator was hot on the road to Hazard, which was trouble for the dukes.
18:45And boss's bad guys was getting antsy.
18:51Hogshore's taking his own sweet time selling off that necklace.
18:54Maybe he's having a tough time finding the right buyer.
18:58Now, maybe.
18:58Just maybe.
18:59He's bigger than cutting us out of our own job.
19:02All right.
19:04We're going to give him another half hour.
19:06If we don't hear from him by then, we're just going to have to pay him a little visit.
19:11Well, honey, now you're going to have to introduce yourself because boss don't remember you.
19:16Boss lived up to his promise and freed Jesse and Daisy from jail.
19:20You know, I'd never know J.D. to act nice like that before.
19:22I'd never know he had it in him.
19:24He not only apologized for having Roscoe put Uncle Jesse and me in jail, he even kissed my ham.
19:30Well, I wouldn't expect him to go on acting like that forever.
19:33Well, about the only thing J.D. losing his memory like that does for us is buy us a little
19:38more time.
19:39That's all we got, too.
19:41Can't get nothing from a man that don't remember nothing.
19:43Shoot, you know, Roscoe ain't going to help us out none.
19:46Wait a minute.
19:47Maybe Roscoe won't talk on his own, but with boss's good side working overtime...
19:51Maybe boss can help us get to Roscoe.
19:53Good idea.
19:54Great idea.
19:57Break coffee up with Jesse.
19:58Yeah, keep it warm, will you?
19:59Yeah, don't you want...
20:00Could work, except for one hitch.
20:04Boss's partner was aiming to have a little talk with boss about the same time.
20:08And if she didn't get the answer she was looking for, boss, or Jefferson Davis Hogg,
20:13might not be around long enough to answer anybody else's question.
20:16Fire plugs and all that?
20:18Oh, yeah.
20:18And I permitted all this to go on around here?
20:20You encouraged it, in fact.
20:22And I'm the county commissioner.
20:23Yeah, you are.
20:24Well, well, well.
20:26How low can a man sink?
20:28How far down do you want to go?
20:30Well, what was ain't gonna be no more.
20:33It ain't?
20:33No siree, Bob, Boscoe.
20:35No, no, no, no, no, no, that's Roscoe.
20:37I'm gonna start cleaning up this town.
20:39You are?
20:39Absolutely.
20:40Oh.
20:40Starting right here.
20:41Oh, well, that's...
20:42Oh, who is this lovely lady?
20:44Oh, that's Lulu.
20:45That's your wife.
20:46Oh, my wife.
20:47Yeah, she's precious.
20:48Oh, my, oh, my.
20:50That's you in the picture, though, ain't it?
20:52That's me.
20:52I should have shot the other side of my...
20:54The profile is much better.
20:55You've got your arm right around my wife.
20:57I love her, very dear.
20:57What's going on between the two of you?
20:59Wait a minute, boss.
21:00Wait a minute.
21:00She's your wife, but she's my sister.
21:03Oh, your sister.
21:05Right.
21:05I see now.
21:08Wait a minute.
21:08What?
21:09That makes you my brother-in-law.
21:10Yeah, you little rascal.
21:12I have no idea how low I'd really sunk.
21:15Well, listen, this is serious, you know.
21:16You're gonna sink a lot lower, maybe six feet,
21:18if you don't pay attention now.
21:20I am paying attention.
21:20No, but I'm talking about business.
21:22I'm paying attention to business,
21:23which is to clean up this town.
21:24Boss, no, I'm not talking about that.
21:26I'm talking serious.
21:26I'm talking about the deuce.
21:27I'm also talking about that diamond necklace.
21:30What diamond necklace?
21:32Owler diamond necklace.
21:33That's right, dear.
21:35Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
21:37Who's she?
21:39Stoney here and Zack.
21:41They was right.
21:43You do have a short memory, Mr. Hogg.
21:45Oh, well, she, it's not only short,
21:48but it's non-existent.
21:49He hid his little chrome dome and lost his memory.
21:52Well, you just better find it
21:54before you meet with another accident
21:56and lose a whole lot more.
21:58I was telling him that very thing.
22:00Then it bears repeating.
22:02Because if you two don't come up with that car,
22:05the gold bracelet, the mink coat,
22:06and the diamond necklace,
22:08in two hours,
22:10you ain't gonna be nothing but a memory.
22:12You mean...
22:26Oh, that big bully there.
22:29Mrs. What?
22:30You?
22:31Bosco.
22:31Bosco.
22:32Bosco.
22:32Whatever.
22:33Give me the air.
22:34He's allowed to come back.
22:45Go after him, Will.
22:47I mean, I'll bet my bunions
22:48that gal is the ringleader
22:49of the gang who tried to frame
22:50this nice soup for us.
22:52Oh, Boop.
22:53Do it.
22:53You?
22:54Who is?
22:54Who is that gal
22:55that just ran out of here with that fella?
22:57Didn't you see him?
22:58Yeah.
22:58Oh, goodness sakes.
22:59I mean, she practically confessed
23:01to stealing, I don't know,
23:02a car, a mink coat,
23:03a gold bracelet,
23:05and some sort of diamond necklace.
23:07Of course.
23:08We're waiting for her.
23:08Thanks a lot, Jeff.
23:09He's just...
23:10Yeah, don't mention her.
23:11Yes, yes.
23:11The problem facing Bosco,
23:13er, Rosco,
23:14is that without Boss,
23:15he is Bosco.
23:17Folks, you are looking
23:18at a desperate name.
23:19Boss, listen,
23:20this is gonna hurt me
23:21a lot more than it is you.
23:22I just can't do it to it.
23:24Oh, oh, oh.
23:27Oh, Jefferson.
23:29Oh, oh, Jefferson.
23:30Speak to me.
23:36No.
23:45Hey, Jefferson.
23:47No, I didn't mean to do it.
23:49No.
24:19What did you stop for?
24:21I didn't.
24:22The general did.
24:28I didn't mean to do it,
24:29I didn't mean to do it.
24:34I didn't mean to do it.
24:35Boys,
24:35I know y'all been pushing your luck.
24:37That was just a warm-up
24:39for the pushing
24:39you better be doing now.
25:00Thanks a lot, Wendell.
25:04That ain't the smartest thing
25:05we've ever done.
25:06No, it ain't.
25:07Dang near blew it.
25:08Yeah, we also lost that guy
25:09that could have cleared us.
25:11Let's get the general running.
25:12We can head back to Hazard.
25:14Wait a minute.
25:16Back to Hazard?
25:17You sense the direction
25:18all messed up?
25:19He went that way.
25:20Well, I know he went that way,
25:21but we lost him.
25:22Now, if Roscoe knows
25:23who this guy is,
25:24maybe he knows
25:24where he's headed.
25:25As long as he's got
25:26boss on our side.
25:27Yeah, let's go look
25:27our gift hog in the jowls.
25:34Stop hitting me.
25:34Oh, I'm sorry.
25:37I'm sorry, Jefferson.
25:39Roscoe, what the heck
25:40are you calling me
25:41Jefferson for?
25:43You're back, little buddy.
25:45Back?
25:45Yes.
25:46Where have I been?
25:47Listen, you've been
25:48out of your little
25:48chrome dome.
25:49You even made me
25:50let the dukes go.
25:51You did what?
25:52Well, I didn't do it.
25:53See, Jefferson did it.
25:54Jefferson?
25:55Yes.
25:55Well, who's Jefferson?
25:55You're Jefferson.
25:56That's your name.
25:57I know I'm Jefferson.
25:58But what's my name
25:59got to do with it?
25:59Well, when you were Jefferson,
26:00when you were out
26:01of your memory,
26:02you told me,
26:03let the dukes go.
26:04Oh, Lordy, Lordy,
26:06what time is it?
26:06What?
26:06What time is it?
26:07Well, look at this.
26:09Senator Scherft
26:10is halfway to town
26:10by now,
26:11and them suspects
26:12of ours
26:12is running loose.
26:13I know they're
26:14running amok,
26:15but that's the good news.
26:16The flaw in the slaw
26:17is Billy Jean
26:18and the gang
26:19think you double-crossed them.
26:20Oh, no.
26:21And then you had
26:22the audacity
26:23to sick the dukes on them.
26:24Holy hell.
26:25Oh, my Lord.
26:26Bo and Luke
26:27were looking to get Jefferson
26:28to help them
26:29get Roscoe to talk,
26:30not knowing Jefferson
26:31was back to being
26:32boss hog again.
26:33If they don't catch them
26:35and then we don't
26:36return that necklace
26:37and the mink coat
26:38and all that other stuff,
26:39they're gonna cut
26:40our little chinny-chin-chins.
26:41I know.
26:42It's back.
26:43Hey, Jefferson.
26:44Oh, good grief.
26:45We lost them.
26:46Oh, you lost them.
26:48Did you hear that?
26:49Yes.
26:49We lost them.
26:49Yeah.
26:51Of course,
26:51maybe Roscoe there
26:52can tell you
26:53where the crooks
26:53are hiding out.
26:54Maybe.
26:55Sheriff,
26:55do you know
26:56where them crooks
26:57who stole all that stuff
26:58are at?
26:58No.
26:58You don't.
26:59No.
26:59You don't know.
27:00And you boys don't know.
27:02No, sir.
27:02Well, I know.
27:04No.
27:04Where?
27:05They're right there
27:05in front of you.
27:06The Duke gang.
27:07Drop them and stuff them.
27:08Something tells me
27:09the worm has turned.
27:09You're dang right it,
27:10here.
27:11You must have took
27:11another bang on the head,
27:12huh, boss?
27:25At the sound of the gun,
27:26the race was on.
27:28Bo and Luke took off
27:29faster than bad news travels.
27:33With Paulson,
27:34Roscoe in hot pursuit.
27:39And the senator's limo
27:40was getting closer
27:41and closer to the hazard.
27:42I'm coming,
27:44I'm coming.
27:44Come back.
27:46Hey, this is Shepherd.
27:47Come back.
27:49Uh, listen, y'all,
27:49we got some facts.
27:50Luke filled Jesse
27:50and Daisy in
27:51on boss's being back
27:52to his own self.
27:54They agreed to meet
27:55at a safe place
27:55to work out
27:56some new plans of action.
27:57Let's meet down there
27:58at the Twin O'Connor,
27:59all right?
27:59We're on our way.
28:01Over and out.
28:04You still coming on?
28:07You know it.
28:23Oh, Roscoe's getting
28:24harder to lose
28:24in a summer cold.
28:25Who knows?
28:27Well, hang on.
28:28I got me an idea.
28:30All right, got you.
28:35Oh, come on.
28:57Where are we?
29:05How do you like that,
29:08Roscoe?
29:09He did it even better
29:11except he's headed
29:11the wrong way, I think.
29:14Stoney, quit beating your gums.
29:16Hog ain't pulling
29:16no loss of memory.
29:18He ain't getting away
29:18with nothing.
29:19Not when we got close
29:21to a cool 50 grand
29:22between that necklace
29:22and the rest of the stuff.
29:24Uh-uh.
29:25We're gonna get it all back.
29:27How do you figure that?
29:29Hog's not only got it all,
29:31he's got the sheriff
29:32on his side.
29:33He might even try
29:34sicking that senator
29:34from the crime commission
29:35on us.
29:37Maybe.
29:38But we'll have something
29:39else on our side.
29:41Like what?
29:43Like a hog.
29:44We snatch him
29:45and use him to trade
29:46with that sheriff
29:46of his for our loot.
29:49Zack?
29:50Stoney?
29:51We gonna catch us a hog!
29:53Yeah!
29:55Where am I better off?
29:57At least now
29:57we know there's three of them.
29:59Yeah, and we got
29:59a good look at the third one.
30:00We know what kind
30:00of car he's driving.
30:02And they gotta be
30:02in the county.
30:03Trick is to find them
30:04before Roscoe finds us
30:05and before they split.
30:06Guess we're just gonna
30:07have to look under
30:08every rock and hazard
30:09till we get them.
30:10Hey, keep an ear off
30:11for Roscoe on the radio.
30:12That way we can tell
30:12what him and Boss
30:13are up to.
30:13See ya.
30:16As the Dukes found out
30:17to search for them crooks,
30:20Boss and Roscoe
30:21was about to search
30:21for that diamond necklace
30:22that Boss had accidentally
30:23kicked under the bed
30:24at the Hazard Hotel.
30:25I've seen one of those.
30:26I saw one of those
30:27in the circus once.
30:28And listen to me.
30:30Listen, like I told you,
30:31I remember that thing
30:31is up there somewhere
30:32on the floor.
30:33I don't know,
30:33but you gotta find it.
30:34Look under all the furniture,
30:35you hear?
30:36Wait!
30:36But you get it.
30:36Wait, just a pee-picking
30:38man in here.
30:39You're the one that lost it.
30:40How come I always
30:40get to dirty work?
30:41Because I don't want
30:42to contribute
30:42to this county's
30:43unemployment problem,
30:45which you will be
30:45a part of
30:46if you don't do
30:47like I tell you to do.
30:48You got that?
30:49I got it.
30:50All right, good.
30:50Now, if you want
30:51to be sheriff
30:51and not a statistic,
30:53you'll go get that thing.
30:54Go get it.
30:57Say, that's quite
30:58a big piece of equipment
30:59you boys brought out here,
31:00isn't it?
31:01You gonna fit that
31:02into that little bitty store?
31:05That's him.
31:06Get him, boys.
31:07Let's go.
31:09Now, there's one thing
31:10about being top dog.
31:12When you're at the top,
31:14there's usually only
31:15one place left to go.
31:18Down.
31:21So they bet he bite boss
31:23and hauled him off
31:24like a sack of grits.
31:25Ready?
31:27He's ready?
31:52Oh, I'm busy.
31:54Oh, I'm busy.
32:05Housekeeping.
32:09Housekeeping.
32:11Housekeeping.
32:13What are you doing in here?
32:15Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
32:16Stop!
32:19Stop!
32:20Stop!
32:26You will note that holding public office in Hazard ain't without its off moments.
32:31Now, unfortunately, old Roscoe ain't the only one in over his head right now.
32:36The hot water boss was in was just about to boil over like cooking a fat crab.
32:43The gang that framed the Duke boys.
32:45Uh-huh, boss lost his memory again.
32:47I'm afraid that ain't all he's gonna do.
32:50You listen to the man unless you want to gain some weight.
32:53Like 80 pounds of cement.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Breaker Breaker, I'm calling for Sheriff Coltrane.
33:00Can you hear me, Sheriff?
33:01Billie Jean didn't get any answer from Roscoe,
33:04seeing as how trash trucks don't have police radios,
33:07only police cars,
33:09and the Dukes,
33:10who were listening in with ears.
33:13You out there?
33:14This is Deputy Innistrate.
33:16Uh, I'm sorry the Sheriff ain't answering.
33:18Uh, he's a real busy man.
33:19Can I help you, ma'am?
33:20Yeah.
33:22I got a message for you, Sheriff.
33:24Tell him if he ever wants to see Hogg alive again.
33:27He delivers the merchandise to us in one hour.
33:30That's it.
33:32This is Jefferson Davis Hogg with two C's.
33:34Don't listen if they're the man's.
33:36Oh!
33:37Oh!
33:39Deputy, you do as I say our Hogg's had it.
33:42You hear?
33:43Yes, ma'am.
33:45I don't want to come.
33:45I got to find a sheriff.
33:53It just don't make no sense.
33:55Boy, it sure does.
33:58If Boss has lost his memory again.
34:00Yeah, you've got it.
34:02Uh, this is lost sheep of Shepard and Bo Peep.
34:04Come back.
34:05Yeah, I heard it.
34:07Having heard Billie Jean's threats and demands,
34:09Bo and Luke had only one course to follow,
34:11and that was to get to Roscoe.
34:13If they was going to catch them crooks and save Boss's life.
34:19Let's get saved by five minutes to go post road.
34:22Yeah, you've got it.
34:26Friends, them things rolling around on the road there
34:29is the beginning of an old-fashioned hazard rock slide.
34:32It takes about five minutes, huh?
34:34Hang on.
34:35Which is right on time,
34:37considering the way things have been going.
34:53It's time I'll keep my mouth shut.
34:55Yeah, next time.
35:01Well, listen, why don't you try to get the boss over at the boar's nest?
35:05Huh?
35:06Well?
35:07Well, then try his house.
35:10Well, try someplace else.
35:12I mean, he's got to be someplace.
35:14Well, just keep calling.
35:16Well, I appreciate it.
35:18Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff! They got him! Sheriff! They got him!
35:21What? Who?
35:22What? Who's got what?
35:23The bravest, most courageous man I ever had the pleasure of knowing, Mr. Hogg.
35:26Are you talking about our boss, Hogg?
35:28He prefers to be called Jefferson Davis now, sir.
35:30Oh, he's hit his little flabby head again.
35:33Oh, good grief. Where is he?
35:35I don't know, but he said not to come and bring all that stolen merchandise,
35:38even though they said if you didn't bring it in one hour, they'd kill him.
35:41Boss is gonna be cut down in the prime of his beef.
35:43Pork.
35:44Hush!
35:45Just get out there and get that car out of the impound while I gather up everything else.
35:48Yes, sir.
35:49Well, what about Mr. Hogg's order, sir?
35:51Don't eat it!
35:52Listen!
35:54Don't eat it!
35:55You idiot!
35:56He ain't no fit condition to make a decision right now.
35:59Now get out there and get that car out of the impound.
36:01Well, I guess that clears the dukes of all charges, right, Sheriff?
36:04That's a wrong. That's a wrong.
36:06It doesn't clear the dukes of anything.
36:07In fact, they're probably hiding the evidence just to weasel out of it.
36:11Now get going!
36:12Well, I'm gone, Sheriff.
36:14Roscoe had about 30 minutes to deliver the goods and save Boss's life,
36:18barring no unforeseen delays.
36:19Listen, I don't remember...
36:20Meanwhile, out at the old abandoned foundry,
36:22that right cross that Boss took to his jaw before
36:25jarred his memory back.
36:28Well, Hogg, your time's running out.
36:30So you better get this sheriff of yours on the radio
36:33and tell him to get his butt out here with our stuff real fast.
36:36Oh, yeah, I'll do that, I'll do that.
36:38And he'll come out real quite quick, I swear.
36:41Just don't you do nothing foolish.
36:43Now, don't you or your sheriff do nothing foolish.
36:47And you make sure he comes out here alone, you hear?
36:50I'm taking the truck, I'm gonna go out there and pick him up.
36:53And I'll keep a sharp eye, too.
36:56If I see anybody with him, I'll see be you.
37:00Now untie him and take him out to the car to call Coltrane.
37:03And Hogg, nobody better be with that sheriff or you've bought it.
37:16You want me to come along, Sheriff? I'll follow you in my car.
37:18No, Enish, I don't want you to come along.
37:20I want you to get out there and arrest any Duke you can find.
37:23Would you?
37:24Yes, sir, Sheriff.
37:26I sure hope Mr. Hogg's all right.
37:28Oh, Mark!
37:38Hey, Enish, where's Roscoe?
37:40He just left, Luke.
37:41I saw a cop, but the sheriff's ordered me to arrest, y'all.
37:44Oh, come on, Enish, you know we didn't steal that stuff.
37:47Of course I know it, but orders is orders.
37:49Enish, you gotta believe us.
37:51We overheard that message those guys told you to give Roscoe.
37:53Yeah, and if we don't follow Roscoe and find them crooks,
37:55number one, we won't be able to clear ourselves,
37:57and number two, I don't know that we can save Boss Hogg's life.
38:00I don't know.
38:01Enish, you ever stop to realize that maybe these guys don't plan to let Roscoe and Boss ever come back?
38:05No, you don't...
38:06If you was them, would you want a couple of witnesses wandering around who could identify you?
38:11Come on, Enish.
38:13Where'd he go?
38:14Well, the sheriff's just left in the stolen car that you, Uncle Jesse and Daisy were caught in.
38:19Let's go.
38:22Well, let's move!
38:38Look who's coming time for dinner.
38:40Question is, whose goose is cooked? Boss's? Or the Duke's?
38:45Hazard County.
38:48Listen, J.D. Hogg!
38:50You hear me?
38:53Uh, that's a big affirmative.
38:55Now listen good!
38:56You just get that merchandise right out here quick, you hear?
39:00Before I wind up as fertilizer at Hogg Heaven Cemetery.
39:04Oh, well, don't you worry.
39:05Nobody's gonna make a meadow muffin out of you.
39:08Back.
39:09All right, all right, all right. Just hush up, do what I told you to do,
39:12and make sure nobody's following you, you hear?
39:15Ain't nobody here but me, myself, and I.
39:17Of course, Roscoe had no way of knowing that the three of him was far from being alone.
39:22Law Sheep, Shepard, come on. Cut your ears on, come on back.
39:25This is Shepard. Go ahead, Law Sheep.
39:27Yeah, listen, uh, we're heading north on Cottonwood, got Enos Foxes up.
39:31We got no idea what Roscoe's 20 is yet, so, uh,
39:35I guess we'll have to call you when we figure something else out.
39:37I read you loud and clear.
39:39I'm going.
39:42With Roscoe leading Bo, Luke, and Enos right to the crook's hideout,
39:45it looked like a piece of cake.
39:47But with Billie Jean waiting,
39:49that piece of cake was about to become humble pie.
39:52Cause anybody that smart is one thing,
39:55but a woman that smart is something else.
40:01What happened to Roscoe's car? I don't see it anywhere.
40:04What's to pass that truck on the end?
40:19I still don't see it.
40:21Huh.
40:29Just open the door, Roscoe.
40:31Listen, I'm, I have claustrophobia, you know,
40:34in these little short buildings like this.
40:36Oh, no!
40:37The sheriff here had himself a backup.
40:39The Duke's in that deputy.
40:40He did?
40:41Yeah, he did.
40:42I ditched him, but they're going to get here soon.
40:45Billie Jean warned you about that, Hogg.
40:46It wasn't my idea, I swear!
40:48No.
40:48You knucklehead.
40:49I told you to come alone.
40:51Listen, it wasn't my fault, boss.
40:52I didn't know they were there.
40:54Cross my heart and hope you'll never get a raise.
40:56Don't worry, you won't.
40:58We're going to have to make some tracks.
41:00Zach and me will tie up the sheriff.
41:02Stoney here will take Hogg with him,
41:03so we'll have something to deal with.
41:05Wait a minute.
41:06I think you'd be better off at taking the sheriff.
41:08No, no.
41:09Me!
41:09Get going, Hogg!
41:10Yeah, yeah, all right.
41:11Let's go.
41:12Don't stop there.
41:13Y'all ever notice how old boss responds to a strong woman?
41:16Lulu trained him good.
41:19I don't like tight places, you know.
41:25All right, no push on me.
41:27Come on, all right, go!
41:34Doc, you've gone it all.
41:38Hey, Enos.
41:40We lost him.
41:41How?
41:41He was right in front of us all the time.
41:43Yeah, he was until he passed that truck a couple miles back.
41:46We never did see him pass that truck.
41:48I bet he's inside.
41:50That's right.
41:50That truck turned off on Foundry Road.
41:52That means there's only one place they could be.
41:54The Foundry.
41:55That's right.
41:56Lost sheep to Bo Peep and Uncle Shepard.
41:58Y'all got your ears on.
41:59Come on back.
41:59This is Shepard.
42:00Come back.
42:01Read you loud and clear.
42:02Yeah, we think boss is being held in the old Foundry near Hidden Pines.
42:05Listen, we gotta get there in a hurry.
42:06Y'all come from the west, we're gonna be coming from the east.
42:08We're gone.
42:09I'm gone.
42:11Likewise.
42:21Can we drop this thing over?
42:24Oh, shush up.
42:24Yeah, but...
42:25Shush.
42:28Here comes one of them.
42:31Enos.
42:31Cut right.
42:32We'll cut left and block him.
42:33Ten four, y'all.
42:35Ah!
42:35Fuck!
42:37Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:38Ah!
42:39Ah!
42:39Ah!
42:40Ah!
42:40Ah!
42:41Ah!
42:48Ah!
42:50Ah!
42:50Meanwhile, Daisy and Jessie was closing in on Zack and Billy Jean.
43:02Ah!
43:03Ah!
43:03Ah!
43:03Ah!
43:03Ah!
43:04Ah!
43:04Ah!
43:04Ah!
43:05Ah!
43:06Ah!
43:07Ah!
43:08Ah!
43:10Ah!
43:10Ah!
43:13Ah!
43:18Ah!
43:23Ah!
43:25Ah!
43:27Ah!
43:28Ah!
43:52Oh, no, you don't.
43:53Now, Billie Jean may be awful pretty and awful smart,
43:56but with Daisy Duke, she's sure over-managed.
44:00This is a big coat.
44:05Wake up. I'm not thrilled with you yet.
44:08Well, that's two down and one to go.
44:15Hey, there's a new Porsche.
44:18Listen, boy, I hate to bang that car with Boss in there.
44:21If I could close enough, you think he could probably climb over there?
44:25Oh, great.
44:26Oh, I'll do it.
44:27Yeah, yeah, but you're driving.
44:28Yeah, come on.
44:40Come on, boy. Come on.
44:43Get up. Go. Go.
44:48Oh, be careful, ma'am.
44:49Oh, be careful.
44:52Wow.
44:53Oh, be careful.
44:55That's it. That's it.
45:01Come on, come on. Punch it.
45:02Oh, be careful.
45:03Oh, be careful.
45:06Oh, be careful.
45:06Now, once them crooks had everybody against them,
45:09it was all over.
45:10And the fat lady didn't sing a note.
45:12The Senator arrived in Hazard just in time to commend the Dukes and Enos for helping wipe out crime in
45:18Hazard.
45:18Of course, with Boss and Roscoe still around, that wasn't exactly true.
45:22For as soon as the Senator left, Boss and Roscoe was back to their old tricks.
45:26True, Boss had lost out on the big money deal.
45:29And the Dukes didn't win any big prize.
45:31You see, winning out in Hazard is done one day at a time.
45:35For most folks, that's enough in Hazard County.
46:11Hazard County
46:19You, you, you, you.
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