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00:02This is me, Nicole Bradford.
00:04Cute, huh?
00:05This is my dad.
00:06And this is my dad.
00:08How'd I get you, dad?
00:09They inherited me.
00:10Congratulations.
00:11It's a girl.
00:13Here's the judge who brought us together.
00:14She lives in our building.
00:15My building.
00:16I own it.
00:17She's gonna make sure we're one big happy family,
00:20with one dad who's down to earth,
00:21and one dad with his head in the clouds.
00:24I think we're father of the year.
00:26You can count on me
00:28No matter what you do
00:31You can count on me
00:33No matter where you go
00:36I'm standing by your side
00:38I'll be right behind
00:39No one loves you more than I do
00:43Put your hand in mine
00:45You can count on me
00:48No matter what you do
00:50You can count on me
00:53No matter where you go
00:55You can count on me
01:11This is really wonderful.
01:12You know, our little family having a dinner on Sunday night
01:16just gives me an inner peace in the sense that everything is all right.
01:20Can Cora and I go out on a nighttime date?
01:22Suddenly a shot rang out.
01:23The world was at war.
01:26How about a nice afternoon lunch, huh?
01:28Here.
01:29We did that already.
01:30Remember?
01:31Our first date, you have it on videotape?
01:36Exactly.
01:36You have a perfectly good date on tape.
01:38Why not just have Cory come over and watch that one again?
01:43Okay.
01:44You're not ready for this yet.
01:46So let's just ease into it slowly.
01:48Okay.
01:49How about if Cory comes up to the loft and I make dinner for him?
01:52Why don't we ease into it even slower, okay?
01:55How about you cook us dinner and we let you invite Cory over?
01:59You eat with us?
02:00I cook for everybody?
02:02Sold.
02:05Okay.
02:07Maybe this will be all right.
02:09I'll go call Cory.
02:11What idea?
02:12Can she cook?
02:14Sure she can cook.
02:15She's been watching me.
02:18Oh, great.
02:18So we'll be having the spaghetti and ketchup entree.
02:22Which reminds me, you know, we're out of ketchup.
02:25You can use some orange juice, some eggs.
02:27I'll go around to the grocery store.
02:29You can pick up the bill.
02:31And spaghetti sauce, will you?
02:44You know, there's a lot of terrific items here that aren't on that menu.
02:49Are you a waiter?
02:51No, I'm a regular here.
02:52A regular here?
02:53Well, you must be the envy of all your friends.
03:03Actually, you know, I spend a lot of time in here because I'm an artist.
03:08I collect images of people rushing in, rushing out, brushing past each other, never really meeting.
03:15Sitting face to face and saying, not interested.
03:23Okay.
03:25What can I get you?
03:26Oh, I'll have an egg cream and a copy of the Wall Street Journal.
03:29I could do you the egg cream, but I'm all out of the journal.
03:32Gentleman over there got the last one.
03:39They told me that you beat me to the last copy of the journal.
03:43Well, it's dog-eat-dog in here.
03:47I don't suppose I could just look at a few bond prices.
03:51I have a policy of not lending this out.
03:53You would have to read it here.
04:03So, interested in the stock market, are you?
04:05Oh, yeah, I'm a broker.
04:06I work for a firm upstate.
04:08You?
04:08I'm a financial advisor with Taft Kelcher.
04:11Oh, sure.
04:11Great reputation.
04:13How is your reputation?
04:15Me?
04:16I'm notorious.
04:21I see.
04:23And are you a regular here?
04:26No.
04:27First time.
04:27My seaplane broke down outside.
04:45Well, well, well, well.
04:46Cat came limping in late last night, didn't he?
04:49I'm gonna make you breakfast.
04:51Hey, hey.
04:51What would you like?
04:52Tell me what you...
04:53What would it take to cheer you up?
04:54Hey, I'm fine.
04:56No, no, Joe.
04:57You can't be fine.
04:58How could you be fine?
04:59Last night, you hit on the most compelling, attractive woman on the Atlantic seaboard,
05:03and she put a nail in your face.
05:06I've been shot down before.
05:08Yes, but never perhaps as painfully as by Christine.
05:11That's her name.
05:12Christine.
05:14Well, then how could you be expected to know that, seeing as how she chose me and did
05:18not choose you?
05:20Is this gonna take long?
05:21It's gonna take seven hours, Joe, because I'm gonna tell it in actual time.
05:28First, we talked.
05:29Joe, we talked.
05:31She's charming.
05:31She's intelligent.
05:32She's witty.
05:33I really think I found something wonderful here, Joe.
05:36Something with a future.
05:37Yeah?
05:37What'd you do after you talked?
05:39Oh, come on, Joe.
05:41Joe, we're adults.
05:42We don't kiss and tell.
05:44Did you kiss?
05:45Can't you tell?
05:48Anything else you're too adult to tell me?
05:50Well, if I may be 14 for just one moment.
05:54What we did was...
05:56Morning!
05:57Read books.
05:59We read books, and then I came home.
06:01Morning, sweetheart.
06:03I gotta learn to sneak up on you guys if I'm ever gonna hear the good stuff.
06:08How many candy bars you wanna buy?
06:10Oh, good morning, Judge.
06:12Please, come in.
06:14Yesterday, my bailiff brought his nine-year-old daughter in.
06:18She's selling candy bars to raise money for new band uniforms, and I promised her I'd help out.
06:23How many?
06:24How much?
06:25Eight bucks.
06:27Eight bucks?
06:28How big are they?
06:30They're tiny.
06:32But this loft is real big, and I don't know if I'm charging enough rent.
06:40I'll take six.
06:42Chocolate or butterscotch?
06:44Chocolate.
06:45And how many butterscotch?
06:48Six.
06:51Judge, I'm having Corey over to dinner.
06:53My dads are gonna be here, too.
06:55Yeah, we can't afford to be anywhere else.
06:58Judge, why don't you come?
07:01Oh, I'd love to, sweetie, but I'm supposed to have dinner with my niece tomorrow night.
07:05She's adorable.
07:07She reminds me very much of you.
07:09Bring her along.
07:11Well, why not?
07:12That's very sweet of you.
07:13Hey, Nicole, maybe I can bring my new girlfriend.
07:16Told her all about you.
07:18That'd be great.
07:20You have a new girlfriend?
07:22Only the most attractive woman who Joey ever tried to pick up, who shot him down and chose me instead.
07:28You want me to evict him?
07:30Please.
07:37This is the first time I've ever cooked for a boy.
07:41What if he wants me to cook for him all the time?
07:44I wanted a career.
07:47Then you should have cooked him liver.
07:51Michael, how come your girlfriend can't come?
07:54Oh, Christine?
07:58Uh, she has a family engagement, but she said she's real sorry.
08:02Christine?
08:04The judge's niece is named Christine, too.
08:08Hey, I'll get it.
08:13No.
08:17Hey, Corey, how you doing?
08:18Come on in.
08:19Hey, Mr. Harris.
08:20Come on in.
08:21You brought wine?
08:23No.
08:24This is sparkling cider.
08:26No alcohol and only five milligrams of sodium.
08:30Is that okay?
08:31Perfect.
08:32Hey, you're giving it to her.
08:34Come on, you're giving it to her.
08:36Hi, Corey.
08:38Hi, Nicole.
08:39This is for you.
08:42Hi, Mr. Taylor.
08:44No.
08:48Thanks.
08:49I made all the things we both like.
08:51There's salad and rice pilaf and pepper steak.
08:55Pepper steak?
08:57I mean with green peppers?
08:59Yeah.
09:00What's wrong with that?
09:01Oh, not nothing.
09:04That is so nice.
09:07That is so nice.
09:09See, I'm allergic to green peppers.
09:14But that is so nice.
09:17You never told me you were allergic to green peppers.
09:19I spend all day cooking.
09:22Well, I can eat the rice.
09:24It came from a box.
09:26Hey, Michael.
09:26I think we're going to have to order out for Chinese food.
09:30Michael.
09:31Here's a funny thought.
09:36Christine, who's from out of town, can't come tonight because she has a family engagement.
09:41Now, here's the judge's niece, also named Christine, also from out of town, who's having dinner with her aunt tonight.
09:47Which makes it a family engagement.
09:49So, my funny thought is, you think the electric chair is like real uncomfortable?
09:56Well, here's the judge now.
09:58Too bad you didn't have a little more time.
09:59You could have worked yourself up into a heart attack.
10:06Gentlemen, good evening.
10:08I'd like you to meet my niece, Christine.
10:12I'll race you to the emergency room.
10:15Very nice to meet you for the first time ever.
10:19Hi.
10:21I warn you now, gentlemen, she's taken.
10:25This little girl is getting married in two weeks.
10:31Isn't that wonderful?
10:32So, you can look.
10:34But don't touch.
10:38Boom.
10:47Christine, why so quiet?
10:49You've hardly said a word all through dinner.
10:52She's shy around people.
10:58Nicole, this pie is wonderful.
11:01Oh, yeah, great pie, honey.
11:04You want some or not?
11:06Sure.
11:09Hey, it looks great.
11:11What is it?
11:11Banana cream?
11:13Lemon.
11:14That is so nice.
11:16That is so nice.
11:19I can't eat lemon.
11:22I, uh, hope you don't mind.
11:25Mind?
11:27Why would I mind?
11:28I wouldn't want your head to fall off.
11:34I'm, I'm sorry, Nicole.
11:37It's just that that reminds me so much of Christine.
11:40You remember Kenny?
11:42It was your first hayride, and he couldn't stop sneezing.
11:46He also tried to get fresh.
11:48I threatened him with jail.
11:57That's a funny story.
12:00I love funny stories.
12:02Excuse me.
12:03Pardon us.
12:05How are we then?
12:05Get some more coffee going.
12:06Hey.
12:08Michael, you gotta calm down.
12:10Come on, you didn't know.
12:11She didn't tell you.
12:12It's the judge's niece, Joey.
12:14It never happened.
12:16Her engaged niece, who she loves like a daughter.
12:20It never happened.
12:22What are you saying, deny it?
12:23Deny what?
12:27Oh.
12:28Oh.
12:29Has this ever happened to you before?
12:30It never happened.
12:32How many times?
12:34Six.
12:37I can't go through with it, Joe.
12:39The judge is gonna see right through me.
12:40She makes people confess for a living.
12:42Look, she's not a judge tonight, okay?
12:44She's a doting aunt.
12:45Okay, relax.
12:46Let her dot.
12:50Cream and sugar?
12:50She takes it black.
12:53I'm guessing.
12:57You know, I would like to propose a toast.
13:01Uh, to you, Christine.
13:03And your fiancé.
13:05I'm sorry, I don't know his name.
13:06Nobody told me his name.
13:08Alan.
13:09Yes, let's do a toast.
13:12To Alan and Christine, the best law clerk I ever had and my favorite niece.
13:18Christine, would you like to see the view from our landing?
13:20Fine.
13:22Good idea.
13:23Show her the city.
13:25Tell her what a wonderful place it is to be in love.
13:32Michael, I'm sorry if you're hurt.
13:35You're damn right I'm hurt, Christine.
13:37What, you figured you'd have one last fling to see if you were truly in love with this Alan guy?
13:41You met me and I'm the lucky flingy?
13:42Michael, please, don't do this.
13:44My life is set.
13:45Alan is stable.
13:47He's secure.
13:48He's everything I need.
13:49He can't be.
13:51I know I was there.
13:54Look, what happened between us happened.
13:56I don't want to examine it.
13:58My aunt says that it's natural for me to have doubts before the wedding.
14:02And does your aunt say it's natural for you to have me before the wedding?
14:04She thinks that Alan and I are perfect for each other.
14:08You love him?
14:11She was right about what college I should go to.
14:14She was right about the job I should take.
14:16She introduced my father to my mother.
14:18She put the three of you together.
14:19She's never been wrong.
14:20What makes you so right?
14:22Nothing.
14:22Nothing.
14:23I'm just some guy with the last copy of the Wall Street Journal.
14:25But you value the judge's opinion.
14:27She'll give you the right advice.
14:28You tell her what happened.
14:29And then give me 20 minutes to get out of town.
14:33Excuse us.
14:35Uh, Nicole wants to talk to me alone.
14:38Please don't go.
14:40Hang in there, kid.
14:43Uh, sir, do you have any words of advice for me?
14:52Jump.
14:55Are you sure I can't get you to reconsider your views on capital punishment?
15:00Oh, finally.
15:01Come on, Christine.
15:02Time to go.
15:03Joey, thank Nicole for me.
15:06And try to keep her from doing any permanent damage to that sweet little boy.
15:10I'll do my best.
15:11Night, Michael.
15:12Night.
15:19Ooh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.
15:22Oh, I'll tell you something.
15:24For me, this has been a religious experience.
15:28How so?
15:29This beautiful girl, she chooses you over me?
15:31I mean, my faith is seriously shaken.
15:34But all of a sudden I find out that it's the judge's engaged niece?
15:38Hey, I know that God is good.
15:42And she wants to marry this guy anyway.
15:44After everything that happened between us.
15:46I can't let that happen, Joey.
15:48I told her to tell the judge about us.
15:50How could you do that?
15:52How could you do that?
15:53Don't you think about anybody else once in a while?
15:55Well, what are you talking about?
15:56I'm thinking only of her.
15:58How about thinking about me?
16:00What happens when the judge finds out, huh?
16:02You know what she's going to do?
16:03She's going to be all over us.
16:04I mean, she's going to turn this place into the loft from hell.
16:08Don't you see?
16:09It's brilliant.
16:10Christine tells the judge what happened,
16:11and then the judge tells Christine not to get married
16:13because she's not in love.
16:14Michael.
16:19I don't know what you told her out there,
16:21but Christine decided to move the wedding up.
16:25I'd like you to be there
16:27since you seem to be responsible
16:29tomorrow in my chambers at noon.
16:32You too, Joey.
16:33And bring Nicole.
16:34We'll need her for a bridesmaid.
16:35It's going to be a wonderful day.
16:46I'm so excited.
16:48A bridesmaid.
16:48What do I do?
16:49Where do I stand?
16:50Oh, there's the judge.
16:52This is a very bad idea.
16:54You shouldn't be here.
16:55You might say something.
16:57I'm not going to say anything, Joey.
16:58It's no longer any of my business.
17:00I'm just going to stand here
17:01and forever hold my peace.
17:03Hi.
17:03I don't think we've met.
17:05I'm Alan, the groom.
17:06Oh, Joey Harris.
17:07Oh, hi.
17:07This is Michael Taylor.
17:09You're on the bride's side?
17:11Very much so.
17:14Thanks for being here.
17:15We weren't able to drum up many guests
17:16on 14 hours' notice.
17:18Frankly, I couldn't be happier.
17:21Anytime, anywhere,
17:22just as long as she says I do.
17:27Nice guy, huh?
17:29And I am scum of the universe.
17:32Hey.
17:33Hey, Corey.
17:34How you doing?
17:35Hey.
17:35Dressed to impress, huh?
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:37I wasn't going to show up,
17:38but my brother said
17:39girls get all sappy at weddings,
17:41so I figured she'd make up with me.
17:43We're rooting for you.
17:45Okay.
17:47Hi, Nicole.
17:51Hello.
17:53Uh, these are for you.
17:57You're very pretty.
18:00What's wrong?
18:04You're allergic to these flowers, aren't you?
18:07Yes, okay?
18:08I'm allergic to the flowers.
18:10I'm allergic to the peppers.
18:11I'm allergic to the lemons.
18:13I'm allergic to flowers and dust.
18:15I'm allergic to dust.
18:16So sometimes I just sneeze my head off
18:18for no apparent reason.
18:22You brought me these flowers
18:23even though they make you sneeze.
18:28That is so sweet.
18:35Look at them.
18:36I just hope on Nicole's wedding day
18:39she's as happy as Christine is today.
18:42Don't say anything.
18:43It's none of our business.
18:45Okay, it's 20 years from today.
18:47It's Nicole's wedding day.
18:48The judge knows that Nicole
18:49is about to get married
18:50for the wrong reasons.
18:51Does the judge stop the wedding?
18:52We won't invite the judge.
18:55Of course she stops the wedding.
18:57I'm about to return the favor.
19:00It's a lovely day to be married.
19:03Thank you, Michael.
19:05You're welcome.
19:06Judge, you know my new girlfriend?
19:08What about her?
19:09She died.
19:12She's here.
19:14Where?
19:15With Christine.
19:17With Christine?
19:18Yeah, well, you could say
19:20she's with Christine.
19:22And you could also say
19:23she is Christine.
19:24Oh, man.
19:27You're saying you and my niece?
19:28I'm saying that this wonderful woman
19:30who you love very much
19:31is about to make a big mistake
19:32and you're the only one
19:33who can stop her.
19:33I have no intention
19:34of stopping her, Michael.
19:37I think between the two of us,
19:38I know what she wants.
19:40I don't think she knows
19:42what she wants.
19:43But I think you know
19:44what you want.
19:44Right.
19:45I want this wedding started.
19:49Christine?
19:51Sweetheart?
19:52You ready?
19:53Ready.
19:56Judge,
19:57you trusted me
19:58with the custody
19:59of another young lady
20:00that I think you care about
20:01very much
20:01and you were right about that.
20:03You're wrong about this.
20:04Hey, Judge,
20:05you gotta listen to
20:05what Michael's saying.
20:06I mean, he's just not
20:07saying this for himself.
20:08He's not like that.
20:09How much did you know
20:11about this?
20:11It never happened.
20:36White.
20:44Dearly beloved.
20:48You know,
20:49I was trying to decide
20:51what to get you two kids
20:52for a wedding present.
20:54And I got you
20:54two tickets to Aruba.
20:58I love putting people together.
21:00I'm good at putting
21:01people together.
21:04They say,
21:06Aruba is beautiful
21:07this time of year.
21:10I wish I were going.
21:14But I wouldn't get married
21:15to go.
21:18So I say,
21:19the hell with me.
21:21You should do
21:22what you want to do.
21:27Now, let's get to
21:28the important stuff.
21:32Uh-huh.
21:34Sacred institution.
21:35Blah, blah, blah.
21:38Till death do us part.
21:40I do, I do, I do, I do.
21:41Okay, here it is.
21:43Is there anyone here
21:45who sees any reason
21:46why this man and woman
21:50should not be joined together?
21:54Laughter
22:11Alan, we need to talk.
22:23It took guts
22:25for you to stand up
22:26to me like that.
22:28Not many people do.
22:30I don't like it.
22:36So you forgive me
22:37about Christine?
22:41Of course not.
22:44Well, I had this tux
22:46for another six hours.
22:49You want to go
22:50find another wedding?
22:53How about we go out
22:54for pizza?
22:55No peppers.
22:56Deal.
22:57Okay.
22:58What's going to happen
22:59to Christine?
23:00She's going to be happy.
23:02And so am I.
23:04Because no matter
23:05who she ends up with,
23:06whether it's Alan
23:07or me or some other guy
23:08altogether,
23:08one thing is certain.
23:10Yeah?
23:10It won't be you.
23:14Laughter
23:19Or some of them.
23:20Hald.
23:20No.
23:20No.
23:27No.
23:28No.
23:29No.
23:33No.