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00:05you're watching rock tv that's right the other rock video channel but we want to be number one
00:12and we're willing to pay for it so girls what's your price how about a date with a rock star
00:17yeah right any rock star you pick them we'll get them in rock tv's fantasy contest but hold it
00:26maybe your dad won't let you go oh too bad wait a minute we're betting your dad can be had
00:36just find out what his secret fantasy is g-rated only and we'll make it happen he'll be in such
00:42a good mood he'll forget just how dangerous rock stars really are
00:53an r just ask for an r don't buy a vowel don't look at matter just just say r r
00:59r r r r r r r
01:01stop barking it's just a game come on arnold agon arnold agon let's see is there a w a w
01:08what are you what are you what are you elma fudd no more popcorn feet off the table what's going
01:15on
01:15hey what are you doing why don't we just watch something else for a while okay here we are
01:22live outside the home of a very lucky rock tv viewer i'll get it get what don't move just act
01:32normal
01:32hey look at this hi hey nick look at this he's a girl on tv looks just like it and
01:39here she is
01:41we hope you didn't tell your dads we want to surprise them they don't have a clue great joe
01:45let me tell you something nicole could be on tv she's a lot better looking than this kid
01:49ciao
01:55hi ma
02:05you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me no matter where you go
02:15standing by your side i'll be right behind no one loves you more than i do put your hand in
02:23my eye
02:24i can see a part of me and you
02:29there's something special that comes shining through
02:33i hear it in your laughter and i feel it when you cry
02:38i will be right there for you until the day i die
02:44you can count on me no matter what you do you can count on me
02:52no matter where you go you can count on me
03:02welcome back skylar dunn here with nicole bradford and her two very surprised fathers
03:08and we'll make their dreams come true right here on rock tv's fantasy contest
03:13i can't believe she knew about this and didn't tell me
03:17yeah well i'm sure she had a good reason
03:20you know it's funny
03:21you don't realize how big michael's ears are until you see them on television
03:27i saw her this morning she didn't say a word
03:30no it's his head
03:32he's got a really tiny head
03:36i don't get it
03:37i mean why wouldn't she want to tell me
03:40i'm sure she had a good reason zach
03:42then as our winner nicole gets a dream date with the rock star of her choice
03:48i was wrong man she had a great reason
03:53wait a second
03:54wait wait
03:55what makes you think that i'm gonna let my daughter go out with some rock star
03:58because there's something in it for you
04:00tell them nicole
04:01see you let me go because i got you each a rock tv fantasy too
04:05i'm sorry sweetheart i can't let you do this
04:07well gee that's a shame joey because nicole told us you always wanted to play professional basketball
04:12and silly us we went ahead and arranged for the next best thing
04:15you were gonna play a one-on-one match with the legendary julius irving
04:20dr j
04:22hey
04:24that's great
04:26bingo we bought them
04:27yeah michael according to nicole you are a great classical pianist
04:32well here's the fantasy of your lifetime you are going to give a solo concert on national tv
04:38oh how do you like that
04:40see that's not i finish them off nicole
04:43i also get a five thousand dollar college scholarship
04:46hey that is great sweetheart
04:49see kids stick with rock tv
04:52the channel that knows your parents have a price
05:03joe i've been giving this a lot of thought and i have decided
05:05we can't let nicole go through with this
05:06why not
05:07because she's an impressionable young girl
05:09and i don't care if the date is chaperone
05:10i still can't play piano in front of a million people
05:12hey come on
05:13hey look i know all about your stage fright
05:15you know but you gotta face this
05:17you gotta be an adult
05:18why
05:18because i want to play with dr j
05:21well why can't i have my other fantasy
05:23why you know the one where i'm jumping up and down with adrian barbeau
05:26come on i heard you play the piano you sound great
05:28i sweat joe
05:30everybody sweats
05:31hey i'm not talking about little beads of perspiration
05:34you could sail to queen mary down my pants
05:37it happens every time i try to play in public
05:40you know what
05:40that's the difference between you and me you know
05:42i mean i'm not afraid to turn my dreams into reality
05:45what are you talking about
05:46you haven't played serious ball in in years
05:48hey i played varsity ball in high school
05:50hey i happen to know that the only reason they gave you that letter
05:53is cause they had an extra one
05:56face it we're gonna humiliate ourselves
05:58hey not me sweaty
06:00zach you don't understand
06:02you think i'm dating a rock star because i want to
06:05oh you're not
06:07no no i'm a symbol
06:08i represent millions of girls out there
06:11they'll be living out their fantasy through me
06:13it's an obligation that i do not take lightly
06:15if you really love me
06:17you'll buy that
06:19give me a break
06:21i'm sorry if you're jealous
06:23i'm not jealous
06:24as a matter of fact
06:26i've drawn up a list of rock stars
06:28that i would consider
06:29okay by me
06:34burl ives
06:37killer banjo player
06:39zach
06:40you have to get over this
06:42how would you like it if i dated madonna
06:44that'd be fine with me
06:46okay maybe i'll give her a call
06:48here's a quarter
06:53thank you very much
07:01no
07:03i can't do that to you
07:05i care too much
07:09zach i only want to meet the guy
07:11not marry him
07:12so what if he falls in love with you
07:14what then
07:19okay
07:20fine
07:26judge
07:27do you think i'm terrible
07:29why
07:30because you think it'd be a great idea
07:33to meet some guy who struts around in ridiculously tight pants
07:36making all sorts of lewd gestures and gyrations
07:40i'll tell you what
07:42switch places with me i'll buy you a car
07:45judge
07:47you ever hear of bobby rydell
07:49who
07:51bobby rydell
07:52i heard of bobby brown
07:54who
07:54you know he dances and he sings
07:56you mean like chubby checker
07:58who
07:59let's stop this now
08:02so tell me about bobby rydell
08:05i was a really big fan
08:09i was already out of law school
08:11and i still melted like a 12 year old
08:13every time i heard him sing
08:15i almost lost a boyfriend at one of his concerts
08:18and all i did was throw myself over the balcony
08:21and yell bobby catch
08:25so
08:26so do you think this is worth risking zach over
08:30judge
08:32oh i'm sorry
08:34i was in bobby land
08:38i think i'll go upstairs and pull out some of my old 45s
08:42you collect guns
08:46don't talk till you're 40
09:03skylar dunn here with nicole bradford
09:06and we're all set for tonight's big rock tv date
09:09so stay tuned to see who she picked
09:11excuse me
09:12oh god
09:13who are you
09:14i'm nicole's boyfriend
09:15which makes her my woman
09:17wait a minute
09:18is this gonna be like some loud jealous thing you're gonna do here
09:22absolutely
09:22keep rolling
09:25don't do this
09:26what does any rock star have that i don't
09:29money
09:31aside from money
09:32talent
09:34okay money and talent
09:36but what else
09:37driver's license
09:40i'll miss you nicole
09:43i wanna die
09:45well cling to life
09:47just a little longer nicole
09:49because now it's time for your dad to play ball
09:52yes here he is
09:53joey harris
10:06joey's dream was to play in the nba
10:08and tonight he'll come as close as our budget will allow
10:10when he goes one-on-one with the legendary julius irving
10:14dr james
10:22all right
10:23woo
10:24you guys okay
10:26okay yes so
10:28okay
10:28okay julius
10:31first we want to say thanks for helping make this guy's dream come true
10:35oh i'm happy to do it scholar
10:36what do you think about your chances against joey here
10:39well i've been watching joey practice and as a basketball player joey
10:43joey's a nice guy
10:46oh
10:47what about you joey
10:49hey hey me
10:50hey you're talking about a guy who's got a hoop in his living room
10:53yeah i'm hitting 80 from the ottoman
10:56ottoman
10:56whoa look out doc
10:58okay jump ball
11:00right here on rock tv after this quick time out
11:05okay get ready everybody
11:06hey good luck huh
11:08thanks
11:09yeah
11:13i'll tell you something
11:14i got a good feeling about this
11:15this guy's not taking me seriously
11:17no
11:18i think i can take this guy
11:23hi i'm michael taylor
11:24hey how you doing
11:25oh real good
11:26it's a pleasure to meet you
11:28just want to remind you you're a doctor
11:30so
11:30go easy on him
11:31don't hurt him
11:33don't worry
11:33i'll take it easy
11:35let him win
11:35everybody has a good time and he's got something to talk to his grandkids about
11:39great
11:40it's just a real pleasure to meet you
11:42yeah
11:43i'm just wondering from way up there
11:46do i look like an ant
11:48yes
11:50that's funny
11:50no you do
11:58hey judge
11:59you do
12:14i own this guy
12:20i own this guy
12:26i own this guy
12:41i own this guy
12:44i own this guy
13:25All right, over here, guys.
13:27Great game, great game.
13:29As you know, the first one to score 12 wins, and, uh, Joey, you're up 10 to 2.
13:34Are you surprised?
13:35Hey, not really.
13:36I mean, the Doc's been out of the game now a couple years.
13:38I think, uh, maybe he's a little over the hill, eh?
13:42Might be a little different if he was, uh, Bird or Jordan or Magic, you know, somebody that's at the
13:46top of the game.
13:47Whoa, Doc, anything to say?
13:49Yeah, I guess I'll just have to try and play a little better.
13:56Ooh.
14:11And the score is now 10 to 4.
14:14Joey Harris versus a revitalized Dr. J.
14:26Yeah.
14:31Hey, we'll be right back.
14:40Yeah.
15:12The next basket wins, right?
15:14Hey, look.
15:16Can we just call it a tie?
15:18Tell me about magic again.
15:21Magico.
15:24You win.
15:32Come on, fantasy man.
15:33Let me show you how to ice down his knee.
15:36Hey, Joey Harris.
15:37You just beat Dr. J.
15:39Where are you going now?
15:42I'm going to the hospital.
15:52And now, Rock TV Fantasy Part 2,
15:57where Michael Taylor plays piano live
15:59in front of millions of viewers.
16:09Dad, don't do it.
16:10Nothing is worth seeing you suffer like this.
16:13No, sweetie, you're right.
16:14I've always wanted to do this.
16:15And if I don't do it now, I always wish I did.
16:17And then I'll never respect myself.
16:19Michael, you'll be great.
16:21You go out there, buddy, and you break a leg.
16:24Please welcome Michael Taylor.
16:32Michael, you look a little nervous.
16:35Well, it's not every day that I can...
16:41And so we learned, Nicole,
16:44never touch an electrical appliance with wet hands.
16:52Uh, this piece is, uh,
16:56the ballade in G minor by Chopin,
16:59opus 23, number one.
17:02Or as I like to call it,
17:04the really, really hard one.
17:36I like to call it.
17:52I like to call it.
20:37Zach, Zach, don't do this.
20:38You're only gonna humiliate yourself.
20:40Right in this camera.
20:44This is just an image, Nicole.
20:46What's important is what's underneath all this.
20:48A guy in his underwear who loves you.
20:51Zach, I'm about to announce my mystery date, and if you don't cut it out, I might change
20:56my mind.
20:57Huh?
20:59Tell him, Skylar.
21:00Okay, Nicole.
21:01It's my pleasure to introduce the rock and roll star dream date that you chose, the one,
21:11the only, Bobby Rydell.
21:23Bobby.
21:26Bobby.
21:27Bobby.
21:30Is he really you?
21:33Yeah, it's me.
21:35Well, then it's me.
21:37Well, then it's me.
21:37From the Brooklyn Paramount second balcony, remember?
21:42You survived the fall.
21:44I bounced off the snare drum and into your arms.
21:48We shared a moment together until the security guard wrestled me to the ground.
21:55Boy, those were the days before those darn Beatles.
22:01Who?
22:03Marry me.
22:05See, I already have my dream date.
22:08Sort of.
22:09So, Judge, meet yours.
22:15Oh, oh, I'm too old to have a dream date.
22:25I'm waiting.
22:27You're not talking to me.
22:30Well, uh, I want to hear it from Bobby.
22:34Hit it.
22:38Oh, wild one.
22:41I'm gonna tame you down.
22:44Tame you down.
22:45Wild wild one.
22:47I'll get you yet.
22:49Yeah, yeah.
22:50You bet.
22:51Yeah, yeah.
22:52You little doll, all you do is play.
22:55You got a new baby every day.
22:58Come on, wild one.
23:00Be wild about me.
23:02One more time.
23:05You got a new baby.
23:07You got a new baby.
23:10You got a new baby.
23:11You got a new baby.
23:15You got a new baby.
23:17You got a new baby.
23:18You got a new baby.
23:18You got a new baby.
23:19You got a new baby.
23:20You got a new baby.
23:20You got a new baby.
23:20You got a new baby.
23:21You got a new baby.
23:21You got a new baby.
23:21You got a new baby.
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