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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, bro.
00:05A new class is arriving ready to change their lives through the miracle of drag.
00:10Today we have three women who spend their days working dirty jobs.
00:14That means I'm going to need the help of three of you professors.
00:17Professor Chanel, Dr. Pandora Box, Angina, PhD.
00:23I'm counting on you to take these girls from dirty to flirty.
00:26Let's take a look.
00:30My name is Shannon. I am a full-time mommy and a part-time longshoreman.
00:34I drive big trucks loading the cargo that comes in and out of the ports.
00:37We wear coveralls, hard hats, so not glamorous.
00:41When I was younger, there were people that said things about me to make me feel insecure about my body
00:45and that I should be ashamed of it, so I've always spent my time covering it up.
00:49I want to go to Drag U because I want to be sexy and pretty and, you know, feel all
00:55those things that I've never got to feel.
00:56I want to be the female role model to my kids that I never had.
01:05I'm Jules. I'm 31 and I own a doggy daycare.
01:08I work with dogs all day long. It's stinky and it's dirty.
01:12I got into this business so that I could dress down and not have to be pretty.
01:16I have sabotaged my looks.
01:17I used to model, but I stopped modeling because it wasn't fulfilling me in any way.
01:21It totally bums my mom out.
01:23She's seen this change in me and she wants her little girl back.
01:26I would love to find a balance in between the girl that I was and the girl that I am
01:30now.
01:35I'm Laura. I'm 33 and I am a zookeeper.
01:38There's a lot of dirt and mulch and hay and poop, so I look really messy every day.
01:44I came to Drag U because on the outside I'm really kind of a tough girl, but on the inside
01:47I'm really sweet and nice
01:48and I want to learn how to portray that on the outside and feel pretty for a change.
01:55Touchdown Drag U.
02:00Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
02:04Jules, Laura.
02:06Hello.
02:06Shannon, can I see it on the pink hat?
02:08It's pretty hot.
02:10Gorgeous. So you are a lady.
02:11Now you ladies enrolled here to make a clean break from your dirty, dirty, dirty jobs.
02:19Well here at Drag U there are only two dirty words.
02:23Impossible and
02:27Now RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:32You'll be graded on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:37D is your drag transformation.
02:39P is your performance.
02:41And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:45You'll have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:48But in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:53Are you ready to become the baddest bitch in school?
02:55Yes.
02:56Whatever it is.
02:57Can I get a Ru-Ha?
02:58Ru-Ha!
02:59Alright, first stop, the Drag Lab.
03:02Walk this way.
03:06No, I mean really, walk this way.
03:09Door.
03:16Ah, welcome to the Drag Lab.
03:19Look around ladies.
03:20Here is everything you need to give yourself an extreme drag makeover.
03:25And enough sequence to make Cher gag on the eleganza.
03:31But the most important tool of all is your own personal drag professor, who will guide you through every step
03:38of this competition.
03:39Shannon, you're teamed with Angina.
03:42Jules, you're with Pandora Box.
03:45Hi Pandora!
03:47Laura, you're with Chanel.
03:49Hello Chanel.
03:50I'm looking at her thinking, my god, you have these incredible cheekbones.
03:54I cannot wait to get in there with a brush and just chisel you out and just sculpt you from
03:58scratch.
03:59Professors, it's time to take your students through their entrance exam.
04:06So what's in your closet?
04:08What do you mean?
04:09This is sweet.
04:10No, it stays in my...
04:11This is sweet?
04:12I don't rock it.
04:14You will never rock it.
04:16What is the craziest thing you have done?
04:20Posed for a men's magazine.
04:23Scandalous.
04:24It wasn't GQ, I'm sure.
04:26No, Playboy.
04:27Playboy?
04:28Full on?
04:29Yeah.
04:30I'm curious if we can bring that back out in her.
04:32She doesn't want to be nude, but she wants to pull that divaness back into her life.
04:36Do you have any hidden talents?
04:38I love to hoop dance.
04:39It's a big hula hoop and you kind of go-go dance with it.
04:42Shut up.
04:43Mm-hmm.
04:44You crazy bitch.
04:45I live for that because I'm a juggler.
04:46So I thought we really have kind of a lot in common here.
04:49Give it up.
04:50I love it.
04:50I love it.
04:50I love it.
04:51How many girls do you have?
04:53Five.
04:53Okay.
04:54They're all real girly girls looking at me for some sort of guidance in that area.
04:58And this is how I look, so.
04:59It's the confidence in Shannon that I need to pull out to make sure that she knows that she can
05:04provide and guide these girly girls no matter what situation she's in.
05:08I see a little naughty vixen in there.
05:11Ladies and lady boys, let's step over to the Dragulator.
05:18The Dragulator is a sophisticated piece of technology.
05:22It determines your drag name and gives you a glimpse at your drag potential.
05:25Shannon, let's start with you.
05:30Commence Dragulation.
05:33Dragulation complete.
05:36Kiki Kardashian.
05:40That's kind of fishy.
05:42I can't see myself turning into that.
05:44It just seems so far away, so out of reach for me.
05:47I don't know if I could actually look like that.
05:49Yes, you can.
05:50I know that I'm going to have to convince Shannon she can be this beautiful woman.
05:55You've got your work cut out for you.
05:56Oh, I'm going to have to glue rhinestones all over her.
05:59All right, Jules, you're up next.
06:06Commence Dragulation.
06:09Dragulation complete.
06:12Kitty Kardashian.
06:14What do you think, Jules?
06:15Do you see yourself in there at all?
06:17No.
06:17Not really, no.
06:18I was a little disappointed when I saw my drag persona.
06:20It wasn't anything special, I didn't think.
06:22I just felt like it was a little boring.
06:23I think that the Dragulator image is great.
06:26Jules, she's not feeling it.
06:27She is giving a little Lady Bunny flavor.
06:29Who's Lady Bunny?
06:30Lady Bunny is one of the judges, and she's the oldest living drag queen alive.
06:33Wow.
06:36All right, and last but not least, Laura.
06:41Commence Dragulation.
06:45Dragulation complete.
06:48Karnesha Kardashian.
06:50Oh!
06:52I just loved it.
06:53It's kind of a little mini-me project.
06:54I want to wear that.
06:55Yes, you do.
06:56I do.
06:57After we make it for you, we're going to make it smaller.
06:59Oh, okay.
07:01Now, professors, you're going to have your work cut out for you,
07:04keeping up with these Kardashians.
07:06Class is in session.
07:08Coming up, take one.
07:10Hello, I'm RuPaul.
07:11I'm RuPaul.
07:12I'm RuPaul.
07:13And I'm sitting on a secret.
07:14It's my new hemorrhoidal ointment called Shantae.
07:16I think I totally just f***ed up.
07:19And later.
07:20Kornesha, Kornesha, Kornesha.
07:22I say that every day.
07:24Drag you, are you ready for me?
07:28It's a miracle.
07:31Now it's time to see if these girls can go from dirty to flirty.
07:35Welcome to Spokes Model 101.
07:38What better way to give you a break from your dirty jobs
07:41than to help train you as a glamorous international spokesmodel.
07:46Your pop quiz is a commercial for a brand new beauty product.
07:51It was offered to me, but I passed.
07:53But let's see what you can do with it.
07:54Whoever impresses me the most will win a little extra credit.
07:58Shantae commercial, take one.
08:01Hello, I'm RuPaul.
08:02I'm RuPaul.
08:03I'm RuPaul.
08:03And I'm sitting on a secret.
08:05It's my new hemorrhoidal ointment called Shantae.
08:07Hemorrhoid cream.
08:09Are you serious right now?
08:11It's my new hemorrhoidal ointment.
08:14Yeah.
08:14Emported from Europe and tested on animals.
08:17Made only from the finest ingredients.
08:20Fresh spring water, organic herbs.
08:23And methylchloroisothiazolinolin.
08:26Laboratory tested, drag queen.
08:28Approved.
08:29Look at the product, Shantae.
08:31I think I totally just up and read the stage directions.
08:35Shantae.
08:36Oops.
08:38The biggest lesson I told her is that if you make a mistake, you just keep going.
08:42Hemorrhoid ointment.
08:44Good enough for me.
08:45RuPaul.
08:46Shantae, you stay.
08:47Broids.
08:48Hemorrhoids.
08:49Broids away.
08:52That was fantastic.
08:54I enjoyed all of your spokesmodeling, but only one of you booked the job.
08:58The winner of this challenge is...
09:04Jewels.
09:05Yeah!
09:06You win a hair care package from Vogue International, a makeup kit from NYX Cosmetics,
09:12and a shopping spree on wilshirebeauty.com.
09:15Ladies, the competition has only just begun.
09:18Learn it and learn it well.
09:25These girls need to learn that no matter how rough their job is, a drag queen knows how
09:29to clean it up and shine and sparkle on stage.
09:33Hello, class.
09:34I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Frank Gatson.
09:37He will prepare you for your final drag examination.
09:40A full-on lip-sync performance.
09:43In front of a live audience, including your family and friends.
09:48I'm feeling so nervous.
09:50I haven't taken a dance class since elementary school.
09:53Frank, what song did you choose to set these hard-working women free?
09:57No One Else On Earth by Winona Judd.
10:00No one else on earth could ever hurt me.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04I love Winona, and I love this song.
10:09Ladies, remember, you'll be working together as a group, but grade it on your individual DPA.
10:14Frank, don't hold back with my girls.
10:16No doubt.
10:16Let them have it.
10:19We're going to get right into it.
10:20What we're going to concentrate on is vibe.
10:23The song No One Else On Earth, it's not really something that you want to dance to.
10:28You want to stage it, maybe, and you want to have a great vibe.
10:31Vibe is like if you're ever in a nightclub and the music sounds good.
10:34Let's just do that.
10:35Come on.
10:36The music sounds good, okay?
10:37It's something about walking like the floor is hot.
10:39That quality can be used.
10:41And I'm holding onto my feet.
10:43I'm not picking up ugly feet.
10:44See?
10:44Hot.
10:45Get in that rhythm.
10:46Okay, no shoulders.
10:47Shannon dances like a white woman, but a big ass.
10:51And she does not know how to use that big ass.
10:53You got the steps, but I don't want them to say, oh, she dances like a white woman.
10:56I am a white mother.
10:57That's probably why I dance like one.
11:00So let's get right into it, okay?
11:01You ready?
11:02We're going to walk toward the judges.
11:04Five, six, seven, eight.
11:06Walk.
11:07Walk.
11:07When I saw Laura move, I was absolutely thrilled.
11:11Knowing that she's a hula hoop dancer, she's ahead of the game a little bit.
11:15Jules is not giving a hundred percent.
11:18We need to work on bringing her diva out on stage.
11:21Dancing is totally different from modeling.
11:22I wasn't in my element at all.
11:24And I'm a perfectionist.
11:25I think that is what stressed me out a little bit.
11:28It's time for the pros to show these girls how it's done.
11:39I'm glad that Laura has that training, but we need a little edge.
11:44So I got to make sure that Laura gets an edge.
11:46Vibe is hard for Shannon.
11:47Vibe has different textures.
11:48You know, it's like some people even like to put bananas on their peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
11:51So I need that kind of sandwich from Shannon.
11:53Jules just needs to let go.
11:54And then when she lets go, her vibe is going to be pure.
11:56I'm the one with the dance training and I'm the one who should really be able to kind of show
12:00this out.
12:00I think I have what it takes to win.
12:02I think Laura might think she's got the steps.
12:04But being too cocky, you can go down in flames.
12:09Coming up.
12:10That's fierce.
12:11Isn't that fierce?
12:12Hula hoop.
12:13That's lame.
12:15And later.
12:16You were so good on this runway.
12:18Now you're the .
12:29We're back in the drag lab.
12:31Now it's time to figure out Laura's drag look.
12:33I was thinking it might be hot to do like a bathing suit cut.
12:36Are you feeling sassy and you want to kind of give that naked sort of a look?
12:40Or do we want to keep it a little more conservative?
12:42Well, no.
12:44You know what?
12:44Forget conservative because that's not why I'm here.
12:46You just want to step out of the box.
12:46Yeah, so let's just do it.
12:47I love it.
12:48This outfit is a little bit more exposed than what you're used to.
12:52Mm-hmm.
12:53Now you're seeing this image.
12:54How does that make you feel?
12:56You know what?
12:56It makes me a little bit nervous.
12:59I just had some comments made to me, you know, as I became a teenager and grew into my body.
13:05So I would just, you know, cover it up.
13:07I need to teach Shannon that showing skin is not about being hoary or slutty.
13:11It's owning your confidence.
13:12I want you to take in this picture and say, I'm going to be this tomorrow and moving forward.
13:18And then you're going to win this, okay?
13:20Okay.
13:21So now I felt like when the pictures came up, you weren't loving it.
13:26I totally dig the go-go thing, like Valley of the Dolls, I love it.
13:29Okay.
13:29I just want to, like, fiercify it a little bit more.
13:31Please.
13:31I want to go all out.
13:32Compared to the other two girls, they were, like, full-on characters and outfits.
13:36And mine's just whatever.
13:39If it's about finding your character or your inner diva.
13:42Yeah.
13:43And if your name's Kitty Kardashian, then if you want to play at the Kitty part, maybe
13:47we get to even do the little cat ears.
13:49Yeah.
13:49Oh, yeah.
13:50She's ready to just go balls to the walls and say, I'm going to win.
13:53Love it.
13:56That's fierce.
13:58Laura.
13:58She's a hula hoop dancer.
13:59I thought it would be absolutely superb if we were able to incorporate your hula hoop
14:05into your runway walk.
14:07What are you guys doing?
14:09She's a hula hoop dancer.
14:11Isn't that fierce?
14:13Hula hoop?
14:14That's lame.
14:15I think it's kind of risky because using a prop for a runway presentation, I don't know
14:19how that could go.
14:20Well, she's hula hooping over there.
14:23Oh, because she's a ringmaster.
14:24Oh.
14:26Ultimately, the fiercest girl is going to win, and I really don't think a hula hoop
14:29is going to determine that.
14:32Thatch.
14:38Well, hello, hello, hello.
14:39Hello.
14:40Ladies.
14:42Cornisha Kardashian.
14:44I heard that you were all pretty good dancers.
14:46How were you going to set yourself apart from the other girls?
14:49I think just kind of bringing a lot of energy and a lot of fun and making really good eye
14:53contact.
14:54I'll bring it.
14:55Okay.
14:55Hula hip hop.
14:56All right.
14:57All right.
14:57Show me some pearls and jewels and things of that nature.
15:01Now, did you see Laura hula hooping?
15:04Yes.
15:05Do you have any tricks up your sleeve?
15:07Um, I don't really think I need any gimmicks.
15:09Oh, Reed.
15:10Because she doesn't have any.
15:12Oh.
15:13I'm sorry.
15:14Did I say that out loud?
15:15It sounds like they're worried back there.
15:17All right, Miss Kitty Kardashian, you've got a lot of work ahead of you.
15:21So, faster pussycat kill kill.
15:24Wow.
15:27Hello, Shannon.
15:28Now, listen.
15:29As a longshore woman.
15:30Right.
15:30What are some of the things of your profession that you could bring to draguation?
15:35Is there anything?
15:37Probably not, because I can back up a 50-foot trailer like nothing else.
15:40But I couldn't do that here.
15:41Well, I don't know about that.
15:43Maybe a little.
15:43I can do a little bit.
15:44Uh-huh.
15:45We may have you back it up.
15:47Hey.
15:48Hey.
15:48Uh-huh.
15:49Go, Kiki.
15:50Go, Kiki.
15:51All right.
15:52So, you kids get back to work, and we will see you later on.
15:55Okay.
15:56Thanks, Ruth.
15:56All right.
15:58All right.
15:59Now, remember, ladies, tomorrow is your final dragxamination.
16:04Professors, let's leave these girls to their homework.
16:07And don't flunk it up.
16:10Let's go.
16:11Bye, ladies.
16:12Bye.
16:12Bye.
16:13These girls have got to get to work, because draguation is tomorrow.
16:22Pandora wants me to work on my character, so I'm trying to channel my inner kitty cat.
16:26Meow.
16:28Meow.
16:29Meow.
16:30Meow.
16:30This place is crazy.
16:32Jules is crawling around on the floor like a cat.
16:36Laura's hula hooping, and Amdina wants me to work on my affirmation, which is looking
16:42in the mirror and telling myself that I'm beautiful.
16:46I am beautiful.
16:48I am beautiful.
16:53I just broke down.
16:55I didn't believe it.
16:57And I realized how sad that was.
17:01I'm beautiful.
17:02When I was younger, I was told I looked like a whore or a slut.
17:05I can hear the voices like they're still there.
17:08Like it just happened.
17:09And just all the hurt.
17:12All the hurt came down.
17:17Hey, Shannon.
17:18How's it going?
17:19It's good.
17:20It's fun.
17:21Nothing.
17:21I think it's just hard to look in the mirror and tell yourself that you're beautiful when
17:29you've never really felt that way.
17:32When you hear things that I've heard, you know, you kind of hold on to it.
17:38I totally understand where she's coming from.
17:40It's hard sometimes to be a woman and to feel beautiful all the time.
17:44There's a lot of expectations put on women that shouldn't be put on us.
17:52It makes me sad because I look at her and I'm like, you're beautiful.
17:55Don't think that you're not beautiful.
17:56But I know I feel the same way and I know Laura probably feels the same way.
17:59We all cry.
18:03Coming up.
18:03I'm just going to flash everybody.
18:05Better make sure you're on the side that's away from my husband.
18:07I don't want to ruin my chances by screwing up with the hula hoop.
18:10Do we do it?
18:10Do we not do it?
18:11What do you think?
18:24We walk into the drag lab this morning and there's kind of craziness.
18:27We're not done with our outfits.
18:28Our hair is totally not finished.
18:30So we're all really stressed actually.
18:31I'm really worried that I'm not going to be able to dance in my dress.
18:34The steps that we're doing, my dress is going to split.
18:36It's not going to be pretty.
18:37Your dress is going to split.
18:38Mine is going to just, I'm just going to flash everybody.
18:40We better make sure you're on the side that's away from my husband.
18:43If you don't want to go there.
18:44Good morning ladies.
18:46Hi.
18:47How's everybody doing?
18:48My dress is like this short and I didn't make anything to go underneath it yesterday.
18:52You need a cuda cover.
18:53Yeah.
18:54I cut out kitty here in case like I'm going to try and make some like little bloomers.
18:59Our look was a little weak and we needed something to give her that vampiness.
19:03So we made little hot pants to go underneath my dress and we spelled out kitty on the back.
19:10Hey Jules.
19:11Hi Rue.
19:12I'm looking at your portfolio.
19:13Oh my goodness.
19:14It's really gorgeous.
19:16Where are you drawing your inspiration for Kitty Kardashian?
19:19From myself, from that girl that I used to be.
19:21I have that in me.
19:22I think I started to hide a lot of that girl because I wasn't being taken seriously at all.
19:27And people made judgments and they stereotyped me and that's really hurtful.
19:31Men only wanted one thing from me and women did not want to have anything to do with me at
19:35all.
19:35You cannot let what other people think of you have any bearing on how you behave.
19:40You don't have to play small to make other people feel good about themselves.
19:43F*** them.
19:44I want you to bring the ferociousness of a feline to the draguation ceremony tonight.
19:50I will bring it.
19:51Bring ants.
19:52You're dismissed Jules.
19:53Thank you Rue.
19:56How are you feeling about opening up with a hula hoop?
19:58I don't know how it's going to look.
19:59Do we do it?
20:00Do we not do it?
20:01What do you think?
20:02I don't want to ruin my chances by screwing up with a hula hoop.
20:05But it could put me over the top because it's something that most people don't see.
20:08You know, today there's no room for error.
20:10No.
20:11It's got to be right.
20:11Exactly.
20:12And I really want you to win this.
20:13I'm going to let her ultimately make the decision.
20:16It's a make it or break it.
20:17So if she's going to fall, it's going to lie on her shoulders.
20:22Hi, Laura.
20:23Hello, Rue.
20:24Now, little birdie told me that you don't feel very secure when you put makeup on yourself.
20:28You feel like a clown.
20:29I do.
20:29I'm just not used to seeing it all night.
20:31I'm very interested to see what your personality is going to be once you get dolled up.
20:36Some of the techniques that you learn here at the university, you'll be able to use out there.
20:40And you won't be so intimidated by using makeup.
20:43You came here so that your outsides can match the fire inside.
20:48I want to see that fire on the runway.
20:50You're dismissed.
20:51Rue told me that I don't have to shortchange my looks just because of my dirty job.
20:55I can still take the time to make myself gorgeous when I go out.
21:00Shannon's confidence level is the hurdle that I really need to overcome with her.
21:03It's the wall that I have to break down.
21:05One of your other assignments was your affirmation.
21:08Right.
21:08How did that go?
21:09I started off just saying the words and it didn't really mean anything.
21:12And then I started actually looking at myself and I saw the little girl there that heard all the hurtful
21:16words and I just totally broke down.
21:20I really want Shannon to realize that she has a lot going for her.
21:24That she is beautiful.
21:25You trust me, right?
21:27Yes.
21:28Here.
21:28Okay.
21:29I'll help you.
21:30Okay.
21:30This is really difficult for me to believe that I really am beautiful.
21:34Hold my hands.
21:35Okay.
21:36And say you're beautiful.
21:39You can do it.
21:43You can do it.
21:45Look at your eyes.
21:47Look at what you have.
21:49For a minute there, I just looked at myself and I heard Anjana saying, look how beautiful your eyes are.
21:54So I just focused on those for a minute.
21:55And I was like, she's right.
21:57They are.
21:58I was like, okay, that's a step.
22:00You're beautiful.
22:03Louder.
22:04You're beautiful.
22:06If I can be a bald queen and look this beautiful, you're beautiful.
22:11I just started looking at myself saying, enough.
22:14Just let it go.
22:15It's time for me to start believing that I am beautiful.
22:17If you believe that on the runway, and you show it, you don't need a hula hoop.
22:23Thank you so much.
22:24You're welcome.
22:25I love you, girl.
22:26I love you, too.
22:27Anjana definitely has helped me heal through this whole process and held my hand along the way.
22:32And it's been really great having her there.
22:34Wow.
22:34And now let's finish your damn dress, because there's got a lot to do.
22:38Come in.
22:40Hey, Shannon.
22:41Hi, Rue.
22:42Is it tough down there?
22:43It is tough.
22:44It's been hard for me to get past a few things.
22:47I've kind of fallen into this rut because I've always wanted to be the really beautiful girl.
22:51But I've been afraid because, you know, I don't want people to think that I'm a whore.
22:54I'm a mother.
22:55It's a healing process for me, and that's one of the greatest things about being here.
22:58Well, you are obviously very beautiful.
23:01I understand that those voices who told me I can't do something, those voices come up.
23:05Kiki says, oh, no, fellas.
23:08In the wise words of little Kim, like ashes in the urn, that's none of my concern.
23:14That's what Kiki Kardashian is doing.
23:16Rue tells me that when I hear the negative voices, to channel Kiki and tell those voices to shut the
23:21f*** up.
23:21Hey, you got a lot of work to you. Go on. You're dismissed.
23:24I'm definitely ready just to leave the past behind me and move on.
23:37Laura's pretty much a naturally attractive girl, so seeing her with any amount of overboard makeup is going to look
23:42pretty shocking, I think.
23:43I really want to win.
23:44I'm going to just let it out because when am I going to do anything like this again?
23:47We're going to make your nose look smaller.
23:50Because your face is very long and narrow, we've contoured it so that it looks fuller.
23:56You're so incredibly fortunate to have the cheekbones that you do.
24:00I'm actually probably going to pay for mine next year.
24:04Shannon's always a hard worker and she really never takes time for herself.
24:09Yeah, I really can't wait to see my wife.
24:10I just really want to see what she looks like.
24:12I'm going to win this competition because I am willing to fight for it.
24:16I think the other girls feel like they're ahead of me and that I'm not a competition.
24:19And that's going to be their biggest mistake.
24:24I bet Dool's will be strutting her stuff with her boobies hanging out.
24:27Yeah!
24:28The minute that door opens and you're on stage, it's all going to go.
24:31Yeah.
24:31And you're going to be Kitty Kardashian and you're going to love every minute that you're out there.
24:37Yeah, I know I will.
24:37I've worked really hard, but everybody has worked really hard.
24:41So, may the best woman win.
24:48It's time to drag you, ain't bitches.
24:52Drag you, are you heading for me?
25:00Faculty, friends and family, please welcome your Drag U professors.
25:05Pandora Box, Angina and Chanel.
25:12And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
25:18Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
25:20Here to grade my girls are the faculty, our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
25:25How are you, Miss Bunny?
25:27I'm good. I thought I would put the pig back in pigtails today.
25:31Our dean of dance, Frank Gatson's here.
25:35And our visiting professor from E's Keeping Up With The Kardashians,
25:40Celebrity Supermom Kris Jenner is here.
25:44You sure look beautiful tonight.
25:46We practically dress in drag ourselves.
25:48All that hair and makeup, even you would be jealous.
25:52Now, during their time here at Drag U, these dirty girls were challenged to clean up their act.
25:58Now, with their family and friends here to cheer them on, let the draguation commence.
26:05Shannon gets filthy dirty when working on the docks.
26:09But now, she's all pretty, and this thing rocks.
26:13Ladies and gentlemen, Kiki Kardashian.
26:26On stage right now, I feel hot and beautiful.
26:29All my fears just washed away, and I look over and see my kids' faces, and they're all just glowing.
26:36I definitely have accomplished my goals here. I've never felt so beautiful and sexy in my life.
26:43Jewel Spencer Day with dog leash and chow.
26:47But tonight, as a queen, she's the cat's meow.
26:51Ladies and gentlemen, meet Kiki Kardashian.
27:02I got up on that stage, and I just forgot everything that had happened the whole time I've been here.
27:06And I just wanted to have fun and just rock out and do my thing.
27:12I learned that stepping out of my box and my comfort zone is really fun and exciting.
27:17I can balance being sexy with being empowered.
27:21Laura spends her week serving camels at the zoo, and now she's serving attitude for me and for you.
27:28Ladies and gentlemen, Kornisha Kardashian.
27:44I just couldn't help but think, oh my God, please don't fall.
27:47I was sitting on the edge of my seat.
27:52I think in the end, the Hulu Hoop was a good idea, because it was just something different.
27:55It made me shine.
27:56I felt like I was on top.
28:00I found my diva by putting that outfit on and having fantastic makeup and that big hair bump on the
28:04back of my head.
28:05That was fantastic.
28:17Well, ladies, now begins your oral examination.
28:22Kiki Kardashian.
28:25Now, what do you think the guys back at the shipyard will have to say about Kiki?
28:29I think that my husband might make me get a new job.
28:33Kiki Kardashian.
28:35What do you think of Miss Kiki Kardashian?
28:37I love her. I'm taking her home with me.
28:39To all those dogs?
28:40She's gonna start walking the dog.
28:43Kornisha Kardashian.
28:44How was your experience here at Drag U?
28:46I'm amazed at how much goes into being a woman.
28:49I had no idea.
28:51With this eye makeup, I feel like I can stare anybody down.
28:58Ladies, it's time to receive your first set of grades for Drag Transformation and Attitude.
29:04First up, Kiki Kardashian.
29:07Lady Bunny?
29:08Honey, if you wear that frock down at the dock, you're gonna need to hire a bodyguard.
29:12You look sensational.
29:14A for Astounding.
29:17Your walk was amazing.
29:20An A.
29:23Well, because you're a Kardashian, you get an A.
29:28That gives you a drag point average of 4.0.
29:33Congratulations.
29:35Falcati, how do you grade Miss Kitty Kardashian?
29:40I think you developed your character.
29:42You look absolutely stunning.
29:45A.
29:45A, okay.
29:47You killed it on that runway, kitty cat.
29:53You were so good on this runway.
29:55I love how, at the end of the runway, she showed her money maker.
29:58Now, she's really a Kardashian, isn't she?
30:00Oh, you are.
30:01Your attitude deserves an A.
30:02An A.
30:06Kitty Kardashian, that means your drag point average is 4.0.
30:11Congratulations.
30:13How do you grade Miss Cornisha Kardashian?
30:17You may shovel manure at work, but right now, you're the .
30:21I'm gonna have to say A.
30:23My goodness.
30:26You made it difficult for yourself because of the hula hoop.
30:28You stumbled.
30:30Oh.
30:33The only thing I could think about was how great my daughter Kim would look in this.
30:37And she would love this outfit.
30:39A plus.
30:40All right.
30:41Okay.
30:43Well done.
30:44That means that we have a three-way tie, but it ain't over yet, ladies.
30:48All that can change.
30:50Whoever kills it in the group performance will finish at the top of her class.
31:05I totally feel like I'm gonna win.
31:07I can't go in with the attitude thinking that I'm not gonna win.
31:09What's the point of that?
31:10I'm pretty surprised that we're all in a tie right now.
31:13Seeing how Laura used a hula hoop and Jules flashed her booty, I think I did pretty good.
31:18I really want this.
31:20I would be disappointed in myself if I don't get it.
31:24In a moment, only one of you will drag your weight with top honors.
31:28But I want you all to remember, a little soap and water will always wash away the dirt.
31:33But there ain't nothing that can wash off the sparkle that God gave you.
31:38Faculty, family and friends, it is my honor to present the draguating class,
31:44rocking out to Winona Judd's No One Else On Earth.
31:47Ladies, let them have it.
31:59I've been a rock and I've got my senses.
32:04I never let them down.
32:08When it comes to love, I keep my senses.
32:13I don't get kicked around.
32:17I shivered once.
32:20You broke into my soul.
32:23The damage is done now.
32:25I'm out of control.
32:27How did you get to me?
32:29No one else on earth would ever hurt me.
32:33Break my heart the way you do.
32:37No one else on earth was ever one thing.
32:42No one could love me like, no one could love me like you.
32:49No one else on earth would ever hurt me.
32:49I'm out of control.
32:50I shivered once.
32:51You broke into my soul.
32:54The damage is done now.
32:56I'm out of control.
32:58How did you get to me?
33:08No one else on earth was ever one thing.
33:14No one could love me like me.
33:16No one else on earth was ever one thing.
33:26ladies you've all come so far but it all comes down to this faculty what do you give
33:33kitty kardashian for her final drug examination lady bunny you're not the best dancer up there
33:40but you did one thing right wear the most sparkly dress so that you totally stand out
33:44i give you a b well done frank datson you improved i give you a b plus kris jenner i
33:53give you props for
33:54just getting out here and doing this and i give you a b minus thank you kiki kardashian you moved
34:04well and had fun but i saw a lack of focus in the performance aspect so i'm going to say
34:10b minus all right well done you did it you made those hips work b plus b plus
34:20i love your story i love that your whole family came to support you today and i give you a
34:25b minus
34:25b minus wonderful all right kornisha kardashian lady bunny so i give you b minus
34:35all right you brought it and i give you a oh
34:43kornisha kornisha kornisha i say that every day i know you are a kardashian through and through i give
34:51you an a thank you falcati i've compiled your final grades and we have a winner with a final dpa
35:03of 3.77 the top draguet of rupaul's drag u is
35:15kornisha kardashian
35:20i feel absolutely amazing i had so much fun i learned that it's not just about what you look
35:25like on the outside but a lot of it is the confidence you exude from the inside and that
35:28i'm definitely going to take with me what i learned at drag u is that i no longer have to
35:36be afraid of being a sex kitten i can balance being sexy with being empowered
35:44even though i didn't win i definitely have accomplished my goals here i've never felt
35:48so beautiful and sexy in my life i'm so proud of her i know she's not the kind of girl
35:53to usually
35:53do anything other than t-shirt and jeans i was just blown away thanks to all our professors
35:59our falcati chris jenner and of course miss kornisha kardashian
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