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00:02Why, good morning, professors.
00:04Good morning, Rue.
00:05A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives through the miracle of drag.
00:11Today, some of my favorite stars from the 80s have come to drag you in search of a new attitude.
00:18That means I'm going to need the help of three of you professors.
00:21Professor Chanel.
00:23Dr. Carmen Carrera.
00:25Morgan McMichaels, Ph.D.
00:27It's your job to transform these beloved 80s ladies into 21st century superstars.
00:35Let's take a look.
00:37My name is Jane Wheatland, and I've been a rhythm guitar player, singer, songwriter.
00:42I'm most famous for being a go-go.
00:45When I heard about Drag U, I got so excited because I love drag queens.
00:50I just felt like there's a drag queen inside me just dying to get out.
00:54And I want RuPaul and the ladyboys to drag it out of me.
00:58Hi!
00:59Hi!
01:00Woohoo!
01:02I'm Dantangeli Brown.
01:03I'm probably most known for being a VJ on MTV.
01:06But I did have a little peace, love, and gossip in me.
01:11It's been 10 years since I've been allowed out.
01:14So this is going to be quite interesting.
01:21I'm Stacy Q, and people probably know me best for the song Two of Hearts.
01:27A little while ago, I came to Drag U because I could learn a thing or two or more from
01:34a drag queen.
01:36Touchdown Drag U!
01:42Hello, Mr. President.
01:45Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:50Now you gorgeous women have defined the 1980s with your style, energy, and talent.
01:55Today, my best queens are standing by, ready to take you back to the future.
02:00So fasten your seat belts.
02:02Okay.
02:02But RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:06It will be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:10D is for drag transformation.
02:12P is for performance.
02:14And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:16Now you have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:19And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:23Walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:26Jalissa, tell us what you'll win.
02:29Well Ru, our top Drag U will receive exquisite jewelry from Bijou Tresor.
02:34Oh wow.
02:35A luxury vacation for two from alandchuck.travel.
02:39And that's not all.
02:40The top Drag U will receive $10,000 and 3 cents for the charity of her choice.
02:47Also courtesy of alandchuck.travel.
02:50So Jane, what charity are you playing for?
02:52I am playing for a wonderful charity called Paws.
02:55Pets are wonderful support.
02:57Because it helps people living with HIV and AIDS.
03:00So it not only helps pets, it helps the people too.
03:02That's lovely.
03:03Julie.
03:04I am going to be paying for PIH.
03:07And it's a charity that goes to help all of our friends in Haiti
03:10after that awful devastation.
03:12Fabulous.
03:13Stacey.
03:14Vajrayana Foundation.
03:15It's a Tibetan Buddhist retreat center.
03:17It's wonderful.
03:19Terrific.
03:19Great charities, all of them.
03:21Now, are you ready to do whatever it takes
03:24to become the baddest bitch in school?
03:26Yes.
03:27Can I get a Ruha?
03:28A Ruha!
03:30Can I get a Wubba Wubba Wubba?
03:31A Wubba Wubba Wubba Wubba.
03:34First stop, the Drag Lab.
03:36Walk this way.
03:41No, really.
03:42Walk this way.
03:45Door.
03:46Go!
03:47Go!
03:48Go!
03:50Go!
03:50Go!
03:52Go!
03:53Go!
03:53This is the Drag Lab.
03:56Here you'll find everything you need for your diva transformation.
04:00With more eyeliner, hair extensions, and women's clothing than a Duran Duran Culture Club reunion tour.
04:07Brilliant.
04:08But the most important tool of all is your own personal drag professor.
04:14Jane Wheatland.
04:15Yes.
04:16You're with Morgan McMichaels.
04:18Hey, Morgan.
04:19What's going on?
04:19I love you.
04:20I'm a huge fan.
04:21Me too.
04:21She's so quirky.
04:23We're gonna rock it out together.
04:24Downtown Julie Brown.
04:25You're with Chanel.
04:27Hi, Chanel.
04:28What's up, gorgeous?
04:29Thank goodness.
04:30Of course, I'm familiar with Chanel.
04:33I've seen Chanel.
04:34I wear Chanel.
04:35Which means, Stacy Q, you're with Carmen Carrera.
04:39Hi, Carmen.
04:40Hi, beautiful.
04:41She seems very shy, but I'm gonna bring her diva back.
04:45Professors, time to take your students through their entrance exams.
04:53Describe any iconic styles that you admire.
04:55I do enjoy fetish wear.
04:58It's shiny and it's tight and it's uncomfortable.
05:01There is a little bit of pleasure in pain.
05:04Agreed.
05:05We should move on to the next question.
05:08Where's my fainting couch?
05:10How has your style and your look changed throughout the years?
05:14Hasn't really changed.
05:15Really?
05:15I absolutely love my wardrobe from back in the day.
05:18I'm pretty much stuck in time.
05:20Wow.
05:21I gotta tear all of the 80s out of her and bring her into the brand new millennium.
05:26What were your favorite trends in the 80s?
05:28The new wave.
05:29When the new wave came around in 81, we were just all dancing every night.
05:33Like the bob.
05:34We were doing it when we were, when Drew was going out.
05:37Should I get up and down?
05:37Go ahead, yeah.
05:38Right there.
05:40Remember that?
05:43No.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Bob.
05:46That's cute.
05:47I wanna learn the bob.
05:48I can do it.
05:49No, I'm not really a dancer.
05:51I'm more of a poochie queen.
05:52Oh.
05:54Time's up, pencils down.
05:56Meet me at the Dragulator.
05:59Ladies, this is the Dragulator.
06:01It will determine your drag name and give you a glimpse at your diva potential.
06:07Jane Whitman, let's start with you.
06:14Commence Dragulation.
06:18Dragulation complete.
06:21Chiffon Brulee.
06:24Jane, what do you think?
06:26Frankly, it's not possible.
06:28Is it too far over the edge for you?
06:30It's something I would totally rock if I was more ambitious.
06:37Well, you've come to the right school.
06:40Stacy Q, it is your turn.
06:47Commence Dragulation.
06:51Dragulation complete.
06:54Savannah.
06:55Oh, nice.
06:57What do you think, Stacy?
06:59That sounds familiar.
07:01Immediately I thought, they just gave me a porn star's name.
07:05I've never, for sure, worn anything even remotely like that, so it'll be fun.
07:09Carmen, can you bring out the Savannah?
07:11I think so.
07:13I'm not a porn queen.
07:15A queen, but not.
07:17And last but not least, downtown Julie Brown.
07:20Okay.
07:28Commence Dragulation.
07:32Dragulation complete.
07:35Donatella, me what to do.
07:37Oh my gosh.
07:39It's like if Cher was Catwoman.
07:41What do you think, Julie?
07:42The shoulder pad's scary.
07:46And the hair looks like it really looks in the morning when I haven't done anything.
07:51I would like to be just a little bit more glamorous than a teller.
07:54You know what to do.
07:55I don't want to wear that.
07:58Coming up.
07:59Screw the Drag U handbook.
08:01Let's party!
08:02That's gonna be easy.
08:03I feel sexier already.
08:05And later.
08:06Faculty, friends and family.
08:08Okay.
08:09It's time to Draguate, bitches.
08:12Draguate, are you ready for me?
08:19Ladies, it's time for your first class.
08:22You're about to get a lady lesson.
08:30Good morning, girls.
08:32Good morning, Lady Bunny.
08:34Well, Bunny, I see you're celebrating the 80s as Dee Snider.
08:39Thank you, Urkel.
08:41Now, Bunny, just because we have a class full of celebrities,
08:45I don't want you to give them any special treatment.
08:48Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
08:51For today's lady lesson, let's turn to our Drag U handbook.
08:58Oh, screw the Drag U handbook.
09:01Let's party!
09:04It's time for a very special presentation of Bunny's Favorite Things.
09:10I want to treat you to a few of my favorite things,
09:12which I ordered off the internet last night when I was sleep shopping.
09:15They're celebrities.
09:16They don't need to learn anything.
09:17They need free...
09:18When I go to the grocery store or I'm just lazing about the house,
09:22I keep my girlish figure with this.
09:25A hot bod t-shirt.
09:28Send in the queens.
09:31You get a hot bod.
09:33You get a hot bod.
09:34You get a hot bod.
09:36I'm just sexier already.
09:38All right, ladies.
09:39Turn around and shake your money maker.
09:41Woo!
09:42Do it.
09:42Sexy.
09:43Now.
09:44Pose.
09:45Hot bodys.
09:46Woo!
09:48Another one of my favorite things is secret daytime drinking.
09:52Me too.
09:54Sounds good to me.
09:56Now you can boost your bust and have a bar on the go with Bunny's favorite booze bra.
10:02You get a bra.
10:03You get a bra.
10:05You get a bra.
10:05And you get a bra.
10:07Who needs a six pack when you have a rack like this?
10:10Cheers.
10:11I can't stop.
10:13Chain, that is enough.
10:14I can't make it stop, Dean.
10:16Dean Bunny.
10:18I'm afraid.
10:19You know, it's a really great idea.
10:21I'm totally gonna use that in clubs.
10:24Another one of my favorite things is my big ass bunny bouffant.
10:28Send in the queen.
10:29Oh my gosh.
10:30Oh my gosh.
10:31Oh my gosh.
10:32Woo!
10:33Now you're all big wigs.
10:35Am I glamorous yet?
10:36Yes!
10:37I never dreamed I could be so beautiful.
10:39And last but not least, I love keeping my face toped in between extreme plastic surgeries.
10:47And I do it every day with this facial flexor.
10:51Oh boy.
10:52What is it?
10:52Is that real?
10:53I mean, what am I gonna use it for?
10:55To firm them up simply in effect.
11:00Send in the queen.
11:02Now you get a facial firmer.
11:03You get a facial firmer.
11:05And you get a facial firmer.
11:07There you go.
11:08Uh huh.
11:08Am I pretty yet?
11:09All right, ladies.
11:11Yes.
11:11He asked me.
11:13Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ah.
11:14Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ah.
11:18I was just cracking up looking at the other two girls.
11:20Like, we just look ridiculous.
11:22And those are Bunny's favorite things.
11:25Bye-bye.
11:26Bye-bye.
11:33Bye-bye.
11:34It looks like something that I would have worn on Club MTV.
11:38The Dragulator image wasn't what I thought I was gonna be.
11:42This is very rock and roll.
11:43It's a little hard edge.
11:44Right.
11:45I kind of get the impression she wants more sparkle and maybe something a little girlier.
11:51It looks exactly like the Showgirls costumes that we wore in Ringling Brothers.
11:55It's like all comes flooding back to me.
11:57We're definitely gonna stick with the look.
11:58I think the look is perfect for this because it's so different from the other girls.
12:02Didn't they have a lot of big hair in the 80s?
12:04Yep.
12:05I've seen all her videos so I know that this bitch knows about hair.
12:09I used to live for this .
12:11Dressed up every day.
12:12Drag U is gonna bring back all of the glamour and all of the fame.
12:17People are definitely gonna remember her name.
12:19Do you think you can tap into that energy from back then for the stage?
12:22I think so.
12:23I think so.
12:23I think totally.
12:25I don't wear heels anymore.
12:27I was in a pretty bad hiking accident last year.
12:30I fell off a cliff.
12:32Probably should have died in that fall or gotten paralyzed and I didn't.
12:36All I got was a bum leg.
12:37This might be a problem.
12:40I need to wear heels and I don't know if I can.
12:42Okay, fantastic.
12:43Yeah.
12:44You okay?
12:45With her knee issues, I can see Jane being very concerned about walking in heels.
12:50Come on, let sit down.
12:51Okay.
12:51I see you struggling just a little.
12:53This is hard.
12:54You have your body and your body functions and then something happens and it doesn't work right anymore.
13:01Are you gonna be okay to tour?
13:02The Go-Go's had a huge tour planned last summer that got cancelled because of my accident.
13:06It was not good.
13:08I was freaking out.
13:09I'm like, oh my God, I'm in so much trouble.
13:11I think I also have some fear in me of falling down and re-injuring myself.
13:15So a lot of this is probably all in my head.
13:19Coming up.
13:20Jane, pay attention.
13:22This is for you, not for me.
13:24Tony scares me.
13:25She's hardcore.
13:27That's not gonna work.
13:28Here's the skinny on how to apply thick, luscious false eyelashes.
13:33First, curl your real lashes and apply mascara.
13:37Then, trim each false lash into four even pieces.
13:41Next, dip each piece into adhesive and allow it to get tacky.
13:45Use tweezers to set each piece at the root of your real lashes.
13:49Finally, use mascara and an eyelash curler to blend them with your own.
13:54Now that you've got them, bat them like a hummingbird.
13:58Gorgeous.
13:58You go, girl.
14:00Drag it all you need for me.
14:04It's a miracle.
14:06Drag it all you need for me.
14:07It's a miracle.
14:08Drag it all you need for me.
14:11This reminds me of when my brother, his congenital back disorder kept him out of football.
14:16Genitals?
14:17He used to wear this thing.
14:17What happens to his genitals?
14:21Congenital, that means it runs in the family.
14:24Oh.
14:27I think that it's more fun to mix different eras and different styles up.
14:32So rather than just doing like this crazy mohawk, which is like, oh, she's punk.
14:35I was thinking, what if we did some like crazy like Marie Antoinette kind of hair.
14:40We here at Drag, you get hooked up by wig.com.
14:43I would love to have seen like a ponytail to the floor.
14:46Like from back here.
14:47Cute ponytail to the floor.
14:49Yeah, like a pony girl look.
14:51I love that idea.
14:53Collaborating is going very well.
14:56Oh, she's big too, isn't it though?
14:59It might be good for me to go shopping, get the groceries.
15:01Right, absolutely.
15:03Because that's all I do nowadays.
15:05Really?
15:06What have you done since the 80s, really?
15:07Raising my kids, so it's going to be fun to get all sparkly.
15:11Unfortunately, we've got to manage to get all of this done completely by tomorrow.
15:18Hair, makeup, wardrobe, everything.
15:22Well, hello, ladykins.
15:25Hi.
15:26I've come to check on your wigs and gowns and things of that nature.
15:31Downtown Julie Brown.
15:32Yes.
15:33Tell me about the look you're working on.
15:34We were completely thrown by the look that we were given.
15:39In what way you were thrown?
15:40I would like to see if they could bring out the sexy me.
15:43So you're overriding the Dragulator.
15:45Now that's rare.
15:46Well, my name is Donna Teller, me what to do.
15:50Okay.
15:52Stacy Q.
15:54So you're going to stick with the Dragulator look?
15:56We love the Dragulator look.
15:57She used to wear things that were similar.
15:59The Ringling Brothers.
16:00You worked in the circus?
16:01Yes.
16:01I danced as a showgirl and I worked the Elephant Act.
16:04Wow.
16:04There were pretty elements that, you know, I was like, oh, that's something I've never worn.
16:08Yeah.
16:08And as time went on, I went, oh, yes I have.
16:11It's all coming back.
16:13Chiffon brulee.
16:14I sound delicious.
16:15My favorite dessert.
16:17Are you going to be wearing the fishnet mask?
16:19It's going to be very punk, very fetish, but we want to add another element.
16:24She's having problems with her knee.
16:26She had an accident.
16:27We actually talked about maybe getting her a cane as a prop.
16:30But if she feels the need, she could use it as a crutch.
16:32Sort of like a pimp cane.
16:34More like a dominatrix cane.
16:35So if anyone messes with me, they'll get a good beating.
16:37I see.
16:38And that's a beautiful cane.
16:39It's a sugar cane, darling.
16:41All right, ladies, now it's time to step away from your outfits.
16:44Put on your I Heart Iron Fist shoes and meet me at dance class.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Where my girls at?
16:53Make your heels clap.
16:57It's time for dance class.
16:59Let's see what you girls got.
17:00Class, I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Toni Basil.
17:05Hi, Toni.
17:06Now, we all know Toni is a pop singer, award-winning choreographer,
17:10and director.
17:11And now, she's going to prepare you for your final examination.
17:15A full-on lip-sync performance in front of a live audience,
17:19including your family and friends.
17:21That's right.
17:22Toni, what song have you chosen to set these stars free?
17:26I've chosen RuPaul's new hit, Superstar.
17:29Oh, wow.
17:31I think I've heard it, actually.
17:33It's quite good, yes.
17:34Now, class, Toni will also be judging your final performance.
17:38So, you better step it up.
17:40Okay.
17:41Toni, let them have it.
17:44Bye.
17:45This is going to help you guys.
17:46I swear to God.
17:47You're going to all grab a little piece of fringe,
17:49and just throw it around your waist.
17:51But if this fringe doesn't move, you're not doing enough.
17:54Oh.
17:54Okay?
17:55One, two, three, make it move.
17:58And move.
17:59Two, three, four, five, six, seven.
18:03Everything's moving, except for the right part.
18:05Well, let me see.
18:06It's just shake, shake, shake, shake.
18:09That's not going to work.
18:10Don't be afraid.
18:11Hip, two, three, four, and nail.
18:14Two, three, four.
18:15Hip, two, nail it.
18:17Hey.
18:18Oh, yes.
18:19We're at the tiger with me, mama.
18:21That was it.
18:22That is fitness.
18:25Next.
18:26Okay.
18:26Hip, two, three, four, and stop.
18:29Okay, you need to stop on a dime,
18:31because what you're doing is slow motion.
18:35You're doing what we call a melt,
18:38which is very valid,
18:39but that's not what the choreographer is asking for.
18:43I'd like a bam.
18:44I'd like a hard freeze.
18:46Toni scares me.
18:47She's hardcore.
18:48Five, six, seven, eight.
18:50Paddle turn.
18:51Paddle turn.
18:52Paddle turn.
18:53All right, now, Jane.
18:54No, no, no, no.
18:55Is it better for you if your arms are a little further down?
18:57Jane.
18:57I don't know.
18:58Pay attention.
18:59Okay.
18:59This is for you, not for me.
19:02I've never done choreography.
19:04The Go-Go's are a rock band.
19:05We don't do choreography,
19:07and I'm kind of losing my mind.
19:09She hates me.
19:12She said you hate her.
19:14I don't hate you.
19:14Because I'm terrible.
19:16I don't hate you.
19:17I f***ing suck.
19:18No, you don't.
19:19You must gear into the character,
19:22which is superstar.
19:25I know Jane is feeling some pain in her knee,
19:27but she's still pushing herself.
19:28She's fantastic.
19:30Girls, come on.
19:31Let's walk this runway.
19:32Chop, chop.
19:33All of them definitely need a little paddle across the ass
19:36to get that paddle caboose to move around the circle.
19:39Let's runway.
19:39Gonna love you as you are.
19:43Gonna love you.
19:44You're a superstar.
19:46Oh!
19:47Ladies, you did really good.
19:50Practice hard.
19:51Thank you, Johnny.
19:51I'll see you at Draguation.
19:54Class dismissed, and I love you.
19:57Good luck.
19:59We have a lot of practice to do.
20:02Jane really needs to step up the game
20:03if she wants to win this competition.
20:06Coming up.
20:07I saw you twist your knee.
20:08Oh.
20:09It exploded like into a cantaloupe,
20:11and I was freaking out.
20:12I realized I can't wear those giant heels.
20:16And now, a word from the president of DragU,
20:20RuPaul.
20:22Moist.
20:25This has been a word from President RuPaul.
20:33It's a miracle, DragU.
20:38How you doing, Julie?
20:40I'm all right, thank you, Stacy.
20:42Jane, please take it easy on your knee.
20:45I'm doing all arm work and not really doing my feet,
20:48so I'm fine.
20:49Hello.
20:50Hi, ladies.
20:51Hi.
20:52How are you?
20:55Your hair.
20:56I'm gonna totally turn this hair out.
20:58You had a hairstylist for a really long time.
20:59What do you think he would have done with this look?
21:01He would have given me a ponytail,
21:02or probably just a full, just feathered skull cap.
21:06Were you guys really close?
21:07He was my best friend.
21:09Aww.
21:10So why is he here now?
21:12No, he passed away 22 years ago.
21:15I'm fairly sure that his energy is what gets me through any of it,
21:18and he's been gone 22 years.
21:20How do you think he would feel about Savannah?
21:23He's totally happy, I can tell you.
21:26Obviously, Danny meant so much to Stacy,
21:28and I'm really gonna tap into that emotion,
21:30and hopefully that will push her to do the best, to be the best.
21:35I'm gonna try to channel Danny.
21:37Absolutely.
21:37Maybe he'll give me that guidance.
21:39Yes, he'll be flying in any second now, so.
21:46Come in.
21:47Hi, Julie.
21:48How are you?
21:48Come on in.
21:49How adorable you look.
21:50Thank you so much.
21:51You have taken a back seat.
21:53You're raising a family.
21:55Yeah.
21:55What has your life been like since you haven't been on television?
22:00Well, basically, I haven't been out very much.
22:03Do you feel that you've lost part of downtown Julie Brown?
22:07I have not lost my Wubba Wubba Wubba Wubba, and I will prove that to you.
22:12So now, Julie, I want you to focus on redefining glamour,
22:16and while you're looking for glamour, listen to my new album, Glamazon.
22:20You will love it.
22:21Thank you so much.
22:23I'm gonna come out with more sparkle on my Wubba Wubba Wubba
22:26than you've ever seen in your life.
22:29Everyone sees Rue as this beautiful, gorgeous person,
22:33but the real thing is, he gets to your soul,
22:35and it kind of gets to the nitty-gritty of it,
22:38and that's the bit.
22:42I could see after you did this turn,
22:45and I saw you twist your knee.
22:47I went home, and it had exploded like into a camelope,
22:50and I was freaking out.
22:51Hours of dancing have wreaked havoc on my knee,
22:54and I've realized I can't wear those giant heels that I want to wear.
22:57I, more than anything in the world, want to wear flats or low heels,
23:01and I know that's such a no-no for drag.
23:04Well, if you're wearing a flat, you need to dress the hell out of it.
23:08Excuse me.
23:10She's a sexual harassment in the workplace.
23:14She is a gold nugget. Look at her.
23:16Your professor told me that you are having some memories of friends who have passed.
23:21Danny was my best friend and my stylist.
23:24In 88, when he passed away,
23:27it was only like one and a half years into the Stacy Q project,
23:30so I didn't really care about going on with that,
23:34because every time you come back every day to be Stacy Q,
23:37and he's not there, you know?
23:39It really is true.
23:39A best friend like that, somebody to say you only get one,
23:43it never really occurred to me, you know, that that was really true.
23:49They say that you only get one.
23:51Exactly.
23:53What would Danny think of Savannah?
23:56He would love it, love, love, love it.
23:58You know, if Danny was here, he'd be on your team.
24:01What were you doing before Drag U?
24:03Been working a lot.
24:05I wouldn't trade my career for anything.
24:07When people say, well, now you're past your prime,
24:10I don't really listen to any of that.
24:11I want you to focus on making today the prime of your life.
24:17That's what you've taught me here.
24:19What you have done is bring me back around to my strengths and who I really am.
24:25That was a very good talk, and I will never forget it.
24:32Did you work on any of your outfit at all?
24:34Well, not as far as we'd like to.
24:38It's Draguation Day.
24:40So worried because the Dragulator had picked a certain look for me,
24:43and we decided to go in a different direction.
24:45Are we going to do the G underneath the dress
24:48and give it that whole, like, naked kind of illusion?
24:50No, I think we're actually going to go naked.
24:52Just completely.
24:53And then they can find out exactly where the downtown came from.
24:56See? Absolutely.
24:56Oh, oh, okay.
24:57That's fascinating.
24:57Say hello to my little friends.
24:59Okay.
25:00Now, I know that you had an accident that sort of come into play on the choreography.
25:07Yeah, I knew it wasn't totally better, but I thought I could rock the heels.
25:10And when I started trying to do the dancing, I was in more and more and more pain.
25:14And when I left last night, I was just in tears.
25:17And I thought, I'm not going to let this stop me.
25:19Good.
25:20So I discussed it with my professor, and we're going to swap out the shoes,
25:23and we're going to do something that's fabulous, and I want to dance my ass off.
25:27Good.
25:28Now, you know, you do have a reputation as being sort of a cute kid.
25:31I'm sure you've worked against that for your whole life, because you are cute.
25:34I'm very comfortable with cute.
25:36A bit too comfortable.
25:38Uh-huh.
25:38And drag you is pushing my limits.
25:40Definitely.
25:40I want you to focus on getting out of the cute and embracing your sexiness and becoming a glamazon.
25:47Oh, okay.
25:49You're dismissed.
25:50Yes, sir.
25:52RuPaul pinpointed the direction that I needed to be going in, which is to bring out my sexy, powerful woman.
26:04It's time to drag you eight at a wonderful time.
26:06I don't mind looking like an Easter egg chickadee.
26:09I really hope Stace is going to drag you eight with the top honors.
26:12She deserves it.
26:14It's crunch time.
26:15Costumes.
26:16Shoes.
26:16Fishnets.
26:17Makeup.
26:18It's just like...
26:20It's going to be a little bit of a shock if she's more glamour, more pageant queen, but
26:25I think she can do it.
26:25I think she can pull off anything.
26:27Morgan comes through with these great boots.
26:30Now that I know that I can jump around and strut, I'm going to bring it.
26:36I think Jane's going to do great.
26:37She's a natural performer.
26:39She's a rock star all the time.
26:42Faculty, friends, and family.
26:44It's time to drag you eight, bitches.
26:47Drag you all you're ready for me.
26:52It's a miracle around you.
26:57Faculty, friends, and family.
26:58Please welcome your drag you professors.
27:01Morgan McMichaels, Carmen Carrera, and our resident gay org, Chanel.
27:06Is she always in the middle?
27:08And the president of Drag You, RuPaul.
27:13Welcome to RuPaul's Drag You.
27:15Now here to evaluate my girls are the falcatee.
27:18Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
27:22Our dean of dance, Tony Basil, is here.
27:28And our visiting professor, the one and only Wonder Woman, Linda Carter.
27:36During their time here at Drag You, our class of 80s ladies have turned back time.
27:41And now they want to be starting something.
27:45But the draguation commenced.
27:49Jane Wheatland became famous for rocking the guitar.
27:52But now she's rocking a new look and she's going to go far, far, far.
27:55Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Miss Chiffon Brulee.
28:09For over 30 years, the world has known me as cute rock and roller, Jane Wheatland.
28:14But thanks to the miracle of drag, I've become Chiffon Brulee.
28:18Today, I'll take this sexy package to go, go.
28:23Jane's confidence level is through the roof.
28:26She is rocking the ponytail and she is punching holes through the runway.
28:31Downtown Julie Brown was the star of Club MTV.
28:35But now, she's dancing to a new beat for the whole world to see.
28:40Ladies and gentlemen, Donatella, me what to do.
28:49When I first came to Drag You, I was feeling very downtown, deep down under.
28:55But I have blossomed into Donatella, me what to do.
28:59Hunty, I am here to invite all the gay lovers of the world to live, laugh and make love.
29:07But please always remember to wear a wubba wubba wubba.
29:12Donatella, me what to do oozes of confidence and sexuality.
29:17Love it.
29:21Stacey Q ruled the radio with her song, Two of Hearts.
29:24But now she's queen of the runway and she is off the charts.
29:28Ladies and gentlemen, Savannah.
29:36Drag You is a crash course in true loving-kindness.
29:40It reminds me that all of us are flawless from the beginning.
29:43Savannah embodies this truth and I am conceptually, simplistically, flawless.
29:51Stacey's runway is sex kitten down.
29:54She's everything that I strive to be.
30:00Drag You, it's now begins your oral examination.
30:04Chiffon Grulé.
30:05Girl, you are burning down the house.
30:07Yes, I am.
30:09Now, what would your other go-go's say about this outfit?
30:13I think they'd tell me I have the beat.
30:16What's the most important thing you'll be taking with you from your experience here at Drag You?
30:20I always have known there's a glamazon inside me and I try and ignore her and be like,
30:25Oh no, I'm just a cute little girl.
30:27But I'm actually a big, powerful woman and it doesn't matter that I'm five feet tall.
30:31And Drag You has proved that.
30:34Now let's turn to the falcatee.
30:36Lady Bunny.
30:37Lady Bunny.
30:37You look stunning.
30:39And all the points in the world for coming out with a hurt knee because I have problems
30:43with my knees too.
30:44Well, I'm on my knees a lot.
30:48Praying.
30:49I do believe we've had a metamorphosis there.
30:53Jane started out fabulous and now she's a different fabulous.
30:56She's a Dragulous.
30:59What you said earlier about the powerful woman inside you trumps all the Dragulicious person
31:07that you are.
31:08It was really a wonderful thing.
31:09All right.
31:10Donna, tell me what to do.
31:13Now I don't think I've ever seen you in a gown before.
31:15No, I'm not a dress person at all.
31:18I'm normally pants and boots and I think I may be liking this a little bit too much.
31:24Excuse me.
31:25Did you secretly come here to steal my look?
31:31Well, darling, there's only one room, but I would love to follow in your footsteps, baby.
31:37You'll need a much bigger shoe.
31:41You are a sparkling goddess.
31:45And I'm a little jealous of the size of your hair, which doesn't happen often.
31:49Gorgeous.
31:52I think you're fantastic.
31:54I said, oh my gosh.
31:57You look good.
31:59Thank you, professors.
32:01Savannah, you've got Betty Davis eyes.
32:05What does the outfit make you feel like?
32:07Like a rosette on top of the most beautiful wedding cake.
32:12And I just sort of hopped right down there.
32:14That's what I feel like.
32:16Earlier, we talked about your friend Danny.
32:18What would he say about Savannah?
32:21Do it some more.
32:22He'll do it tomorrow.
32:23He'll do it again.
32:24I'm sure that he would absolutely adore all of it.
32:46All right, ladies.
32:48It's time for your final dragxamination.
32:50Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
32:55So don't flunk it up.
32:58Drag U, are you ready for me?
33:03America, drag U.
33:07Falkity family and friends.
33:10As president of Drag U, it's my honor to present the Draguating Class.
33:16Ladies, let them have it.
33:22Now that the time has come.
33:26Waiting will seem like forever.
33:30Gather your broken dreams.
33:33Put all the pieces together.
33:36And everyone will see.
33:40What you were meant to be.
33:44All of the glamour.
33:46All of the fame.
33:48People are gonna remember your name.
33:51Now it's forever.
33:53Dreams coming, coming.
33:55People are knowing whatever you do.
33:58I love you.
34:00As you are.
34:01Gonna love you.
34:04You're a superstar.
34:07Sacrifices made.
34:09Never sacrificed in vain.
34:13Ooh, such a small price to pay.
34:16Yesterday.
34:17looking for the dad.
34:23you are.
34:26Gonna love you.
34:28As you are.
34:33Gonna love you.
34:35You're a superstar.
34:37You are.
34:40Going to love you.
34:43You're a superstar.
34:45Gonna love you.
34:59Thank you ladies.
35:01You may please wait backstage while the Falcati decides which one of you will drag your weight with top honors.
35:08Now Falcati, based on her DPA, what did you think of chiffon brulee?
35:14The dancing wasn't altogether there, but she does have her knee.
35:19Jane is a famous rock star, and she's used to bopping out on her own.
35:24So it was the most difficult for her, not having dance training, to do the unison.
35:30I thought it was bold. I liked her storm trooper walking up at the stage, and I just thought that
35:35was great.
35:35All right, Falcatee, Donna, tell me what to do.
35:39Showstopper. She really knows how to work those wings.
35:42Let me look into my crystal ball. I see drag bookings at gay bars all over the country for her
35:48very soon.
35:50She's not a singing-dancing celebrity like the other two, and I think she took the ball and ran with
35:57it.
35:58Her lip syncing really wasn't very good. That aside, she did pick it up at the end, and there's a
36:03lot of things to juggle.
36:04All right, now, Falcatee, what did you think of Savannah?
36:06She could have been more focused on the performance, like, stop the show, all eyes on me.
36:12Right.
36:13And I got more of a demure vibe.
36:15Okay.
36:15She's great at her facial expressions and everything, but I would have liked to have seen her take a little
36:22more of a risk.
36:23Thank you, Linda.
36:24All right, Falcatee, it is time for your decision. I leave it in your capable hands.
36:28Draguets, please report to the main stage. All Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:38The Falcatee has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner. May I have the envelope, please?
36:50The top Draguet, the RuPaul's Drag U, is...
36:59Donna, tell me what to do.
37:04Conjagulations.
37:06Donna, tell us what to do.
37:08Dragueted with top honors.
37:10Okay.
37:11Okay.
37:18Downtown Julie Brown has just stepped up her game, honey, and the Wubba Wubba Wubba Bitch is back.
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