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00:02Good morning, professors!
00:04Good morning, Mr. Powell!
00:06A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives
00:09through the miracle of drag.
00:12Today we have the real divorcees of L.A. County
00:15who are having trouble putting their past behind them.
00:18I'm going to need the help of three of you professors
00:21to help these divorcees get back into circulation
00:24and sass up their everyday drag.
00:26Let's take a look.
00:30My name is Hillary West.
00:32I lost 165 pounds.
00:34And when I lost 165 pounds,
00:36I lost my husband to a fat chick.
00:38I need Drag U to help me start a new life in this new body.
00:43Hi, I'm Faith.
00:45I am angry because I put my life and dreams
00:48on the back burner for my ex.
00:51I feel stuck and frumpish.
00:53I want Drag U to help me feel like a glamorous woman again.
00:59Hi, I'm Shanna.
01:01And after a few bad relationships,
01:03I married a guy only after knowing him a few months.
01:06I gave him my all,
01:07but I found out he was giving his all to porn sites.
01:10I need Drag U to help me find true love and true beauty.
01:19Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:22Now, when a marriage ends in divorce court,
01:25it can leave you feeling a little alone and broken.
01:28Now, I may not be Judge Judy,
01:30but I'm about to take you to a higher court
01:32where you'll get a restraining order on negativity
01:35and get full custody of everything that makes you fabulous.
01:40Now, RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
01:44You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
01:49D is for drag transformation.
01:52P is for performance.
01:53And A is for your attitude adjustment.
01:57Now, you have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:00In the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors
02:03and walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:06Uh, Julissa, tell us what you'll win.
02:10Our top Drag U will receive a year's supply of custom makeup
02:13by Cinema Secrets Professional Cosmetics
02:16and a $1,000 gift certificate for fashions from Overstock.com.
02:21And that's not all.
02:22The top Drag U will also receive a cash prize of $3,166.32.
02:31Now, are you ready to do whatever it takes
02:34to become the baddest bitch in school?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Can I get a whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop?
02:40All right, first stop, the Drag Lab.
02:42Walk this way.
02:46No, I mean, really, walk this way.
02:48Oh.
02:51Door.
02:52Door.
02:53This is the Drag Lab.
02:55Here you'll find everything you'll need
02:57for your diva transformation.
02:59With more bling, bronzer, and fake hair
03:02than Kim Kardashian's wedding.
03:04Wow.
03:05The only word I can think of is fabulous.
03:08But the most important factor
03:10is your own personal drag professor.
03:14Door.
03:20Hilary.
03:21Yeah.
03:22You'll be working with Jujubee.
03:24Hey, girl.
03:26I think she's just the most adorable thing
03:28I've ever seen in my life.
03:30Faith, you're with Latrice Royale.
03:34Hey, baby.
03:35Attention.
03:37The real professor is in the building.
03:39Which means, Shanna, you're with Manila Luzon.
03:42Hey, girl.
03:43The other students don't stand a chance
03:45because, I mean, look at who their professors are.
03:49All right, professors, time to take your students
03:51through their drag orientation.
03:53Ladies, this is the beginning of the rest of your life.
03:57Life, life, life, life.
03:59Come on.
04:03Who is your dream marriage?
04:05My dream marriage is Matthew McConaughey.
04:08I would love to open that door
04:10and see him play the bongos naked.
04:13I don't care what he does naked.
04:15He's beautiful.
04:15So, Hilary, why are you here?
04:17It's time to start over.
04:18This woman's smiling.
04:19Yeah.
04:20I can't believe this was you
04:21because it does not look like you at all.
04:22Oh, yeah. It's me.
04:23She looks like a happy woman, though.
04:25I was happy.
04:25I had more confidence, believe it or not.
04:28Losing the weight has cost me a husband
04:30and I want to be that fabulous person
04:33that he's missing out on.
04:35I did come across your flirty picture.
04:37You tell me you're gonna walk into a bar
04:39dressed in this outfit
04:40and you're gonna find a man-girl.
04:42I don't know what to put on my body.
04:42This is after you lost all the weight.
04:44I don't know what to look like.
04:46This is like a diamond ring wrapped up in newspaper.
04:50What, like, actor or celebrity would you cast as your husband?
04:55My first pick would be Michael Jordan.
04:58Mmm, that's a man, girl.
05:00Mmm, you know.
05:01Big old hands and big old feet and big old...
05:04Oh.
05:05Well, he's taking, so...
05:06I have to say, the girl got good taste.
05:09During our marriage, I would go out to auditions
05:12and he felt insecure.
05:14So I basically got to a point where I said,
05:16okay, I'll just put it on the back burner.
05:19Just be a wife.
05:20And you have children.
05:21I have two boys.
05:21Two boys. And you're doing this by yourself?
05:23I am.
05:24You're a strong, beautiful woman.
05:25Thanks.
05:25It's gonna be okay.
05:27I know.
05:27So we're gonna get to the nitty gritty.
05:29Are you ready for this?
05:29Oh, slap me with it.
05:30Do explain.
05:31Oh, my gosh.
05:33Right now, I just don't feel confident.
05:36This, to me, don't scream flirtatious.
05:39No.
05:39This screams, I'm gonna go to the grocery store,
05:41pick up some lunch and meat and some chicken.
05:43That bad?
05:44That bad.
05:44Oh, wow.
05:45A couple of years ago, I looked at myself in the mirror
05:48and I'm like, what the heck did you do?
05:51You know?
05:51Like, why did I get married?
05:52Yeah.
05:53I've always felt ashamed and embarrassed that I would
05:55let myself go through the things that I have.
05:58You moved out here to look for work.
05:59Mm-hmm.
06:00And while you were gone, he was on a porn site
06:03trying to find some hookup.
06:05Somebody else.
06:06Right.
06:07He sounds like a total .
06:09Totally.
06:11Shanna has a lot of baggage,
06:13so I'm just scared that she's not gonna be able
06:16to keep it together.
06:17Keep it in the past, learn from it, and move forward.
06:21I'm so ready.
06:22Okay.
06:24This is what you wear on a Saturday night?
06:28I don't know, I just, um...
06:29Look at what you're wearing.
06:30I know.
06:31My mom gave that to me.
06:33Your mom is mean.
06:35How dare she?
06:40Ladies!
06:41Now, before you can work it as a drag queen,
06:43you have to learn how much fun it can be to dress up.
06:47Now, using all the colors in the crayon box,
06:50I want you to go wild and put together a quick drag look.
06:55You have five minutes.
06:56Ready, set, play.
07:01If I'm panicking, then I'm not gonna find what I want to wear.
07:04What about this one?
07:06Baby, no.
07:07I want you to definitely grab that pink, Ryan.
07:09The pink.
07:10Ryan Stoney sequiny.
07:11I like that.
07:12What's a professor for?
07:13Should I?
07:14Girl, you have to pick them.
07:15I don't know what goes with what?
07:16You should also, with your own free will, pick these ones, too.
07:19I think those are cute.
07:20Okay, great.
07:21Let's move on to the next one.
07:21Oh, yes.
07:24Take off your clothes.
07:27I'm not gonna look at your boobs.
07:30She has a rockin' body,
07:32but you would never know underneath all the ugly-ass clothes.
07:34Beauty is pain.
07:36I know.
07:36Okay, let's give her some volume.
07:39I love your outfit.
07:41Did she pick it, or did you pick it?
07:43Don't even come for me, Lip Shree.
07:44When you lose weight, you lose the boobs.
07:46I say push them up and out.
07:48Oh, my gosh.
07:48We're on a time crunch.
07:49How do these work?
07:50They're like shoes.
07:51You just put your foot in them.
07:54Ladies, meet me at the Dragulator.
07:57Hillary, I really love this little quick drag dress here.
08:01Faith, have you ever been a blonde before?
08:03No.
08:03Why not?
08:04Um, just withdrawn, conservative.
08:07How's that working for you?
08:08Not too good.
08:09No.
08:09Shanna, you trying to be twins with your professor?
08:13I know.
08:14I feel a little bit like a mini-me.
08:16All right.
08:16Now, the Dragulator is a highly sophisticated piece of technology.
08:20I input your personal data, and the Dragulator determines your drag name and gives you a glimpse
08:27at the diva you'll unleash and take home.
08:30All right.
08:31Hillary, are you ready?
08:32I'm ready.
08:37Coming up, get ready for your first lady lesson.
08:40How do I not poke myself in the eye?
08:42Honey, you're divorced.
08:44Get poked any way you can.
08:47And later, I'm just so frustrated.
08:50You need a hug?
08:50If I have a hug, I'll cry.
08:51We still have a ton to do before we drag you with this bitch.
08:55Dragulator, are you ready for me?
08:59It's a miracle.
09:01Drag you.
09:06All right.
09:07Hillary, are you ready?
09:08I'm ready.
09:09Okay.
09:09I'm ready, right?
09:14Commence Dragulation.
09:18Dragulation complete.
09:22Tatiana Demore.
09:24Work.
09:25What do you think?
09:27It's amazing, actually.
09:28It's very wild.
09:29Oh, my freaking Lord.
09:31Are you kidding me?
09:31That picture?
09:32That's not me.
09:33That's not me.
09:34Now, what do you think of that dramatic neckline?
09:37I like it.
09:38You should try this at home.
09:39It's been a while.
09:40Do you not show off your girls at all?
09:42No.
09:42No.
09:43Why not?
09:43Because the girls went from here to here.
09:46So they dropped out of school?
09:47They did, yeah.
09:47You know, we have things for that.
09:50Can we type them and, you know, twist them?
09:52Well, not twist them.
09:53Never mind.
09:55That costs extra.
09:56That might be a little money.
09:57All right, Faith, it's your turn.
09:59Here we go.
10:02Dragulation complete.
10:06Elantra Sizzle.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:14Right.
10:16I'm...
10:17Wow.
10:18I love how it showcases your gorgeous legs.
10:20And, again, it opens up that neck area.
10:23This will work at home, too.
10:25Watch out.
10:25I might get a date from this.
10:27Yes.
10:27Yes.
10:28And last but not least, Shanna.
10:31Here we go.
10:34Callie.
10:35Cut the call.
10:36I love it.
10:37Wow.
10:37Look at that.
10:38Look at those gorgeous legs.
10:39It's a perfect look for you.
10:40And remember this the next time you go shopping.
10:43She's gonna be fierce.
10:44You can just tell already, right?
10:45Why are you crying?
10:47Because...
10:49She's beautiful.
10:50She's gorgeous.
10:52That's you.
10:53That's you.
10:54Wow.
10:56Do you feel it?
10:57Yeah, I do.
11:00All right, ladies.
11:01Time to ditch your quick drag and get ready for your first lady lesson.
11:08Ladies, allow me to introduce our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
11:13Good morning, girls.
11:15Good morning, Lady Bunny.
11:17These divorcees need help getting back on the market.
11:20Divorce is so hard.
11:22I still miss my ex-husband.
11:24Of course, my aim is getting better.
11:27And so much for the sanctity of marriage.
11:30Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
11:33Let's turn to the Drag U handbook.
11:39It's hunky makeup artist Anton Kachaturian.
11:46Anton is like candy.
11:51So ladies, there are three easy steps to get a gorgeous smokey eye.
11:55I'm gonna use a taupe colored eyeshadow on you.
11:57And we're gonna work this color up towards the brow bone.
12:00This is called Pewter by Cinema Secrets Professional Cosmetics.
12:03With Hilary's eyes, having the most shadow right on the lid and then blending the edges is gonna really make
12:07her eyes pop out.
12:09So Hilary, do you have any questions for me?
12:12About the makeup?
12:14How do you, you know...
12:15So Hilary, when you...
12:16No, it's fine. It's no problem.
12:18I am so enjoying touching his chest.
12:20Can you imagine?
12:22That's what I'm talking about.
12:24Oh yes, ma'am.
12:24So for our second step in our smokey eye tutorial, we're gonna do an eyeliner on the top and bottom
12:29of the eyes.
12:30So we're just gonna kinda work this pencil, short little strokes right on the lash line.
12:35How about long, deep, hard strokes, Anton?
12:38I prefer shorter strokes when it comes to my eyeliner.
12:41Faith, do you have any questions for me?
12:42Oh yes, I do.
12:43Yes, what is that?
12:44How do I not poke myself in the eye?
12:46Well, as I was...
12:47Honey, you're divorced. Get poked any way you can.
12:52Alright ladies, so for our third and final step, we're gonna curl the lashes and we're gonna load them up
12:56with mascara.
12:57Apply the brush into the lashes and kinda wiggle it back and forth, that way you can really get a
13:02nice coat of mascara.
13:03So Shanna, do you have any questions for me?
13:05Um, yes, how do I flirt with my eyes?
13:08I bet my eyelashes like this.
13:10It puts men in a trance.
13:13Girl, they're not in a trance, they sleep.
13:18When none of your men would ever go to sleep, Latrine, they'd be too afraid you'd roll over on them.
13:24She keeps sassing me, I'm gonna show her a lady lesson.
13:29I had the best time with you ladies, and I wanna let you know that makeup is one of those
13:32things that you don't have to be afraid of.
13:34Anton, you created so much smoke, I think we need to stop, drop, and roll in my office.
13:40Oh.
13:40And that's today's lady lesson.
13:42Ooh.
13:43Ooh.
13:43Okay.
13:43Run fast.
13:45Coming up.
13:46Is 80's a look?
13:48Is a car in your head a look, Manila?
13:50Oh, shut up!
13:50It's cool!
13:52And now a word from the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
13:57Dragnificent.
13:58Is Dragnificent A. A driver, proficient in drag racing?
14:03B. Magnificent, with glitter on top?
14:06Or C. Candy, made of fruit and dragonflies?
14:09Pretty.
14:09Find out when we return.
14:11Drag U, you're headed for me.
14:14So, what does Dragnificent mean?
14:18B. Magnificent, with glitter on top.
14:21The Kylie Minogue concert was totally Dragnificent.
14:25This has been a word from President RuPaul.
14:29It's a miracle.
14:31Drag U.
14:36T.
14:37T.
14:37Amore.
14:38Look at her, honey.
14:39Oh no, she looks fierce.
14:40She is very fierce.
14:42Is that a cape though?
14:43Why are you so afraid of putting this cape on?
14:45Gonna show off the breasts that have dropped.
14:48I think that because you're scared of that, we're gonna do it.
14:52Cause it's gonna give you that kind of power where you can say, I can do this.
14:55And I want that.
14:56The first thing I need to do with Hillary, boost that confidence, baby.
14:58I'm looking at this photo, and I'm seeing pure gorgeousness.
15:02You know what I mean?
15:03Do you have any concerns about showing any part of your body?
15:06You know, I've always been like uncomfortable with my body.
15:10I don't know why.
15:10You are beautiful.
15:11Every inch of you is beautiful.
15:14And if any man don't see that, keep it moving.
15:18I know.
15:18Keep it moving.
15:19She's hurt, and she's a little bit lost.
15:23But she has inner strength that she's not even aware of.
15:26Have you ever walked in a dress with a train?
15:28Not that I recall.
15:29Well, it's harder than you would think.
15:32Go on.
15:33Work that train-ger.
15:35Yes.
15:36Now, come back.
15:39Now, watch.
15:39See?
15:40You have a train.
15:41So you have to make a big, long, and arching thing.
15:45Teaching someone to walk in a train is a lot harder than it looks.
15:48If you don't believe me, girls at home, strap some fabric to your ass and see how you do.
15:54After, you know, being left, it breaks you down.
15:57It does.
15:57I just want to be noticed.
15:58Yes.
15:59And then to lose the weight and not get noticed, that's what hurts.
16:03I want that fierce, fabulous woman again.
16:07You're gonna get it.
16:08You're gonna get it.
16:08You're gonna get it.
16:09This is the moment when I realize Hillary is finally breaking through.
16:14This is where the work starts.
16:20Ladies, gather around.
16:22Now, you know you're born naked and the rest is drag.
16:24So I'm here to help with your everyday drag looks.
16:28Now, to get your flirt on, first, you and your current wardrobe need a trial separation.
16:34Let's start with Hillary.
16:35This is your current look.
16:37Shield your eyes.
16:39Protect the children.
16:41Now, here are two new options, but you get to choose one.
16:46Sexy.
16:47Wow.
16:47With a plunging neckline to show off the girls.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:51Or, seductive.
16:53A sleek fitted number that fonts your new slim figure.
16:57What do you think?
16:58The only worries I'd have showing off the girls again.
17:01Well, it may be time for the girls to have a night out.
17:05Whatever one she doesn't take, I'm going to have.
17:07Up next, Faith.
17:09Yeah.
17:10This is your current look.
17:12Ewww.
17:15Here are two new options.
17:18Curvy.
17:19A form-fitting cocktail dress that hugs your body.
17:23Or, alluring.
17:25Show off your legs with this snake print man catcher.
17:31Faeith, what do you think?
17:32The fiery red, it's like a little bit too busy for me.
17:37Too busy for you?
17:37Too busy.
17:38That's interesting.
17:43Ewww.
17:44Ewww.
17:44Ewww.
17:45Ewww.
17:46Ewww.
17:47Ewww.
17:49Ewww.
17:49Ewww.
17:49Ewww.
17:50Ewww.
17:51Ewww.
17:54Ewww.
17:55Ewww.
17:57Ewww.
17:57get to choose one sultry an asymmetrical hemline paired with a bomber jacket or sassy a navy
18:06strapless both showcase your long lean body what do you think it's hard to choose well you've got
18:13a big decision to make that everyday drag look is working with her body jujube yeah who provided
18:19all these fabulous fashions lulus.com that's lulus.com all right ladies your homework assignment
18:29is to pick out the outfit that pushes your boundaries and leaves the falcatee gagging
18:34gagging in a good way now put on your shoes and meet me at dance class
18:51well well well class i'd like you to meet our dean of dance flex he's worked with beyonce
18:59and now he's gonna help you dig deep and shake it up now flex what song have you chosen to
19:06set
19:07these women's free i've chosen i will survive by miss gloria gainer oh wow yeah the perfect anthem
19:15for my divorcee divas flex will also be judging your final performance and he don't want to see
19:21no half step it all right flex let them have it of course the choreography that i chose for you
19:28it's meaningful what it means is when i'm here i'm punching up i am okay and i'm stomping away my
19:35husband he's no longer existing one two three four five six seven eight and push push push push
19:43push now here i know my face you see yep your face first of all you're just like i don't
19:46really mean
19:47this this is a joke hillary's issue is her coordination is extremely off don't give up you'll
19:53get it yeah what's wrong it just it's hard come on girl you can do this come here maybe
20:01you can do it i know draguation is in less than 24 hours and if hillary doesn't get the dance
20:07moves
20:07down i don't know what i'm gonna do coming up i want to get the freaking moves come on what's
20:13going
20:13on in your head self-doubt change the script here's a drag queen tip about cheating the cleavage
20:20first use a light concealer to highlight in between the breasts and blend the edges out
20:24then using a dark foundation brush on either side of the highlight this is harder than it looks
20:31put a little highlighter on the swell of the breast then blend the edges out wow
20:36voila from flat chest to bodacious tatas i'm professor raja and that was your drag tip for the day
20:42drag you are you ready for me it's a miracle drag you i thought we went up oh we shoo
20:56him away
20:56we shoo him go on now go i am so frustrated with this dance number i just don't know if
21:02i can make
21:03it let's start from the top because i'm i'm just so frustrated you need a hug no if i have
21:07if i have a
21:08hug i'll cry hi come here baby i so need your help oh my gosh please i'm panicking i can't
21:19breathe
21:19i want to get the freaking moves you know the steps there's just something else on your mind that's
21:23weighing you down yeah he's a he was my freaking soulmate and i hate him for leaving me i want
21:29to
21:29get him out out out he weighs heavier on me than my freaking weight yeah yeah hillary's freaking out
21:35i'm freaking out everybody else is just dandy i mean the story of my life how you doing out there
21:41kiddo i wish i was doing a lot better really i think i'm mad at myself a little bit i
21:46was such
21:47a strong person i just how do i get her back that's why i'm mad use tatiana here because tatiana
21:52can be
21:53a consciousness that says hold up you did the best you can do don't let that anger sabotage how far
22:00you've come already because you're angry that you allowed yourself to be smaller allow yourself
22:06to commend yourself on all of your accomplishments keep this in mind when you go home that's where you
22:12can really put tatiana to work for you tatiana demore is not only a party girl but she loves life
22:21she does and i do i can't wait to meet tatiana i can't wait for you to meet her either
22:27all right
22:27baby go on now what's going on in your head what's what's behind all the well it's that i know
22:36i can
22:36do it right but that self-doubt elantra sizzle sizzle doesn't doubt i know right she doesn't have any
22:43doubt that she's sickening you got to get into character okay right yeah my concern about faith is
22:48that she wears the past on her faith you know they tell me that you've been very angry about
22:56your divorce i was left to take care of this two boys on my own right the only thing i
23:02could do is
23:03just give up on my career path and just be a mother having that anger is a way to hold
23:10on to the
23:11relationship that is the one block that's standing in the way it's the anger i never thought about
23:18it that way but it make it makes so much sense because you forgive other people not for them
23:23for me now let's uh let's talk about elantra who is elantra she's sexy she's sassy she's confident
23:33the complete package i got news for you you are elantra sizzle i am it's you how funny that your
23:41name
23:41would be faith and that what you need is faith yes you need more you in you i believe in
23:51you kiddo
23:51you're gonna do great thanks thanks ru i'm leaving ru's office feeling more confident and certain with
23:59what i have to do she look like she's right out of episode of like dynasty or something oh really
24:05yeah
24:06you're giving me very 80s tea 80s down yeah is 80s a look is that a car in your head
24:12a look manila
24:13oh shut up it's cool oh well you should talk with your lash go on girl do i have a
24:19wonky eye matrice
24:21do you have a long yard girl it's just your face
24:25hello you know i gotta tell you since the first day i saw you there's something special about you
24:30thank you do you know that i used to know it a lot more than i have lately yeah when
24:38did you forget
24:39it you know i was like stuck in these dead in relationships where'd you learn about relationships
24:44my biological dad moved from one person to the next and kind of seemed to be doing that you cast
24:51this whole play to relive this scenario over and over again change the script that's where
24:59cali tropical comes in remember to do this at home trick your brain and say no this is who i
25:05am
25:05i'm this your superhero like your uh superman to clark kent and she can come in at any time huh
25:12at
25:12any time especially at those times when you feel vulnerable you just have to remember that's the
25:16thing flip the switch flip it flip it good flip it good that's the ticket and your eyes your eyes
25:24have brightened up again it's magic it's magic but the trick is remembering it i you know i have to
25:31remind myself every day thank you for reminding me all right get out there and knock them dead i'll see
25:36you at draguation i love you thank you i love you too i'm ready to rewrite my script
25:49i have become tatiana demore when my ex-husband watches drag you he's gonna be so sorry that he ever
25:56let this go hillary needs to get her life started again she's a new woman and hillary's gonna drag you
26:03eight with top honors i want to prove to my family that i am elantra sizzle that i am beautiful
26:10i am
26:11confident and i have my mojo back we love you mom we know you can do this
26:18i'm absolutely gonna wear more things to show off my great gams i'm very excited to see shanna today
26:25i think drag you is going to bring out that inner diva and hopefully we can all live with it
26:31faculty friends and family it's time to draguate bitches
26:43faculty friends and family please welcome your drag you professors jujuvi latrice royale
26:50and manila luzon and the president of drag you ru paul thank you welcome to ru paul's drag you
27:00here to evaluate my girls are the falcatee our dean of drag the lady bunny
27:07our dean of dance flex flex now as abby on knots landing our visiting professor was no stranger to
27:17divorce please welcome the stunning donna mills this week our class of divorcees filed an annulment on
27:29their old lives and signed a prenup with fabulosity it's time to celebrate let the draguation commence
27:40hillary lost a lot of weight then her husband dropped her on the spot but now she's lost her
27:45inhibitions and she's ready to drop it like it's hot ladies and gentlemen tatiana del mori
27:58i hope that drag you will really bring out hillary's inner drag queen because i know it's there
28:04i lost 165 pounds and then i lost my husband he just couldn't handle the new me but to be
28:12honest with
28:12you neither could i drag you has helped me embrace this thin fierce fabulous woman that i am today
28:24and starting today not only am i going to just survive honey i'm gonna freaking thrive
28:36tatiana will graduate with top honors believe me
28:40faith got depressed because her ex-husband was a real drip
28:44but now she's got the five g's good god girl's got a grip ladies and gentlemen elantra
29:00my mom's a star and i think no i know she should win
29:05i spent all my life putting other people's need before my own
29:10drag you reminded me that putting myself first it's really the greatest love of all
29:18and honey this is one love affair that will last forever
29:29thank you elantra sizzle
29:33after the whole time she had it in the bag shanna's life hit the skids after her marriage hit the
29:38rocks
29:39but now the steve is serving the kids so hold on to your frocks ladies and gentlemen cali tropical
29:54the moves the body language there the shape it all works i always believed in others more than myself
30:04thanks to drag you i have found that power again and baby there's no stopping me now
30:14shanna was listening she was working that train
30:18whoo whoo all right jaguets now begins your oral examination hillary let's start with you how do you
30:25feel as tatiana demore fabulous fierce and i should be feared
30:35now in the drag lab i gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks
30:40and here's the look you selected oh so falcati what do we think of tatiana demore's drag
30:48transformation and attitude adjustment really elegant and so beautiful like a movie star hillary hillary
30:56hillary is your husband nuts yes he is next up elantra sizzle i saw when you walked down the runway
31:06you eyed two gentlemen in the front row you know they're my life i want to hear from daniel and
31:13nathan
31:13what's the first thing that came to your mind when you saw your mom she's sexy
31:19now in the drag lab i gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks and here's the look you
31:25selected
31:26the black and white snake print man catcher judges what do you think of elantra sizzle you said i am
31:35sizzling and i'm here to stay and it's readable to all of us you have faith faith in yourself now
31:41and
31:42that's what you need last but not least cali tropical now how will cali tropical help you move
31:50forward with your life anytime i feel lonely or depressed i'll look in that mirror and i'll see
31:55cali and go in the drag lab i gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks and here's the
32:04look you
32:04selected all right judges what do you think of cali tropical's drag transformation and attitude
32:14adjustment let's start with our dean of drag lady bunny okay girl i want my wig back
32:20no you keep it it looks gorgeous on you even with a banana in it you look gorgeous and man
32:25can you work
32:26a smoky eye you look smashing ladies it's time for your final drag examination which counts for half
32:35of your final grade so whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class
32:40so don't flunk it up
32:51faculty family friends tonight our top draguet will receive a prize package that includes a thousand
32:58dollar gift certificate from overstock.com to kick-start her new wardrobe now as president of drag you it is
33:07my honor to present the dragueting class of tatiana demore elantra sizzle and cali chapical ladies let them
33:16have it
33:19first i was afraid i was petrified kept thinking i could never live without you by my side
33:25but then i spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong that was wrong
33:31and i learned how to get along with so you're back from outer space i just walked in upon you
33:39here with
33:39that sad look upon your face i should have changed that stupid lock i should have made you leave your
33:45you might have known for just one second you could be back to bother me
33:49oh now go walk out the door just turn around now
33:54but you're not welcome
33:56but you're not welcome anymore
33:56weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with advice
34:00you think i crumbled
34:01you think i lay down and died
34:04oh no not i
34:05oh i was alive
34:08oh i was alive
34:09i was alive
34:12i was alive
34:14i was alive
34:15i was alive
34:17i was alive
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34:54Thank you ladies, please wait backstage while the faculty decides which one of you drag
35:01your weights with top honors.
35:03You're dismissed.
35:04Oh, and don't forget your banana.
35:13Alright, Falcatee, based on her DPA, what did you think of Tatiana DeMore's performance?
35:20The energy was frantic, but it totally worked.
35:22She was selling those lyrics.
35:24When she did sing the lyrics, I felt she meant it when she did sing it.
35:27But I felt that she didn't feel real solid.
35:30What did you think of Elantra Sizzle's performance, Lady Bunny?
35:35She kept the moves and the lyrics together, but she didn't bust out.
35:40Her face could have been a little bit stronger. We would have all felt what I know that she has.
35:45But even though she did seem a bit tentative, I liked it.
35:48Alright, let's move on to Cali Tropical.
35:52She is a scene stealer with her energy, and she connects with the audience.
35:57She just came like very strong, and it could have been softer than power.
36:01Was she too angry, you think?
36:01Yeah.
36:02I thought she struggled a bit.
36:04It's very tough to remember you gotta go this way, and then you gotta go that way, and remember the
36:08lyrics.
36:08And we're six-inch platforms. That's the hardest part.
36:12Judges, this is gonna be one of the toughest ones ever, so I leave it in your capable hands.
36:18All Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:21All Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:26The Falcatee has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
36:31This was one of our most difficult decisions ever.
36:35May I have the envelope, please?
36:40The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
36:46Cali Tropical.
36:50Congratulations.
36:52I can't believe that I Draguated with top honors. It's amazing.
37:00I am a proud drag professor.
37:03That's her.
37:05Oh my goodness!
37:06You're on top of the world. I knew you could do it.
37:10Ah!
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