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00:09Hi, my name is Nico Tortorella, you may know me from a little show called Younger, but
00:13I'm also an author, I'm an activist.
00:15My strategy to win is to give you everything that I have.
00:19I'm a fight.
00:20Space between everything, all of it, is you.
00:23All love, it is you.
00:26I cannot believe I'm here right now.
00:28Being here, it's like a dream come true.
00:30Come on, workroom.
00:31Drag Race completely changed my life and opened up my entire universe to queer politics,
00:36to queer expression.
00:37Just a casual grocery store.
00:39I first got into drag about five years ago.
00:42The second I did it, I found freedom, I found liberation.
00:46And being able to step into your true self is like being free.
00:53Oh my god.
00:54We ain't Riverdale anymore, baby.
00:56Oh, that, that's a small little show.
00:57My name is Jordan Connor.
00:58I'm an actor from TV series Riverdale.
01:01And I was a football star in high school, so I'm used to wearing pads.
01:05What's going on?
01:06On TV, people see me as a very like macho, want to fight you kind of guy.
01:09This is crazy.
01:10Coming from a football background, it's such a masculine energy.
01:13And I never really was the alpha male in those situations.
01:16I just want to get people to see the real me.
01:18I'm here to get all dolled up.
01:19Oh wait, you're going to be such a beautiful woman.
01:21Oh, thank you very much.
01:22Look at this face.
01:23My fiance said that I was going to be like very pretty.
01:26This is completely different from anything I've ever done because it's dressing up in drag.
01:29And I'm very nervous and I don't know what to expect.
01:32Have you ever been in a full drag moment before?
01:35No, no.
01:35I've never worn a dress before in my life.
01:37Really?
01:37And I've never walked in heels before in my life.
01:40So...
01:40Don't lie.
01:45I'm about to put on a dress.
01:47So, fuck you.
01:50I'm Jermaine Fowler.
01:51I am a stand-up comedian, writer, actor.
01:55Hello, hello, hello.
01:56What up?
01:56I'm excited because RuPaul's Drag Race is all about breaking through what's normal.
02:00And like my mom always said, the best way to learn how to be yourself is by doing something that
02:05you wouldn't expect that you would do.
02:07Have you ever done drag before?
02:08Nah.
02:09Nah.
02:09First time I've ever done drag.
02:11But I'm fucking stoked.
02:12I am not nervous to be a drag queen.
02:14I feel very confident.
02:16So, you know, I'm going to bring it.
02:18I could not be more excited to be here right now.
02:20I'm pretty excited to be here too.
02:21I'm super, super nervous.
02:23About like being funny, being pretty, everything.
02:25I feel like you're going to be fine with the pretty stuff.
02:27You're going to be the comedy queen.
02:28We'll see.
02:29No animosity yet.
02:31But we're here to win.
02:32They were shaking my hand, but I know that inside they were like, I'm going to slay this motherfucker.
02:35I know what's up.
02:37I ain't dumb.
02:38You know?
02:39Oh!
02:40Woo!
02:40Girl!
02:41She done ready to have hers.
02:44Hey, squirrel friends.
02:46Do you have a license to drag?
02:48Huh?
02:48Well, pull up to my bumper baby.
02:50Oh.
02:51And strap yourself in.
02:53Because this is the beginning of the ride of your life.
02:57Ha!
02:58So good luck.
02:59And do tuck it up.
03:01Oh!
03:02Uh-oh.
03:03Is that in order?
03:04I can't believe we're here.
03:05I can't believe this is real.
03:06This is crazy.
03:08Hello, hello, hello!
03:10Oh!
03:11Hello, mother.
03:12Hello, darling.
03:14Nico, Jordan, and Jermaine, welcome to Celebrity Drag Race.
03:19Our mission is simple.
03:21We want everyone to experience the miracle of drag.
03:25Doing drag doesn't change who you are.
03:27It actually reveals who you are.
03:29So consider yourselves cultural pioneers.
03:33Or at least drag race lab rats.
03:36From quick drag to mini challenge to maxi challenge,
03:40you'll be making a total RuPaul's Drag Race transformation.
03:44And then you'll strut your stuff on the main stage in full drag.
03:48It's handy.
03:49And in the end, you'll lip sync for your charity.
03:52And the winner will be crown America's next celebrity drag race superstar.
03:57And win $30,000 for the charity of their choice.
04:01Hashtag CelebDragRace.
04:03But you won't be going through this journey alone.
04:08Meet your Queen Supremes.
04:10Bob the Drag Queen.
04:12Woo-hoo!
04:14I didn't come to make friends.
04:15I came to make cupcakes.
04:19Guess who's walking purse-first back into your heart's America?
04:22It's Bob the Drag Queen.
04:24Season 8, Top 1.
04:27Drag is the last underground art form.
04:30Even clowns have college.
04:31But the only way you can learn drag is from another drag queen.
04:34And I'm here to teach the children, honey.
04:36Up next, Monet X Change.
04:39Looks like the exchange rate just went up.
04:43I am Monet X Change, your mother-
04:45Oh, I can't sing about it.
04:47I am Monet X Change, your sponge empress.
04:50And I'm here to soak these girls in formation.
04:52Yes!
04:53She went blonde.
04:54The color of a winner.
04:56All-stars winner.
05:00And Trixie Mattel.
05:03Enter workroom, shift weight, catchphrase pose.
05:08Hi, my name's Trixie Mattel.
05:10I am a champion from All-Stars 3.
05:12I've learned from Drag Race, winning isn't everything.
05:15But bitch, it is something.
05:16So I really want to help my celebrity win.
05:20Think of them as drag mentors.
05:23They're here to help you.
05:24But not yet.
05:26Oh.
05:26We want to see what you can do on your own.
05:31Oh, pit crew.
05:33Oh, shit.
05:39See Monet, this is called body.
05:41Ah!
05:43Now to kick things off, you've got 20 minutes to get into quick drag.
05:47Putting on any of these building blocks of drag.
05:50Pads, breast plates, to create a body all-gy all-gy.
05:54Plus, applying foundation and wig caps.
05:57Cock ring, optional.
06:02Brew is making us do quick drag, so we have to get into drag as fast as possible.
06:06Insane for the first day.
06:08Absolutely crazy.
06:09Sound like fun?
06:10Woo!
06:10Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
06:13Good.
06:14Let's go.
06:15Grab those titties.
06:16Big ol' titties.
06:18All of these and this.
06:19It's a match.
06:20It's a match.
06:20You are on a time crunch.
06:21Don't worry about your chest matching.
06:23Monet's doesn't match.
06:25I hope you got some white hips.
06:26You have to move with some amount of haste here.
06:29Which way do these pads go?
06:31We're having to put on some boobs, some pads, and a little bit of foundation
06:33because these are the fundamentals of making a drag queen.
06:36Let me tell you a trick, Mary.
06:38Turn the bra around.
06:39What?
06:39Hook it and then spin it.
06:40We're making drag queens, not drag princesses.
06:44Y'all better pick up the base, honey.
06:48No, trust me.
06:49Go ahead.
06:49The whole face.
06:50Cover your face.
06:50I get my eyes though.
06:51Do you want to win money for charity or do you want to have eyes?
06:53I do.
06:54No, what's your powder?
06:55Don't put more cream on top.
06:58You're making mud at this point.
07:01You literally-
07:02Okay, how many wig caps are you going to put on?
07:04You just need one, boo.
07:06I don't know.
07:06I don't know.
07:07I had no idea this was going to be this crazy.
07:09All right, ladies, brushes down.
07:11Time's up.
07:11That's 20.
07:12I'm absolutely shocked right now.
07:18Well, hello, gorgeous.
07:20Ain't drag glamorous?
07:23George, how do you feel?
07:25I feel very sexy, very sexy.
07:29My nipples are hard.
07:31Jimmy, how was getting into quick drag?
07:33It was long.
07:34Quick drag was long?
07:35Yeah, it took a while.
07:38And what about you, Nico?
07:39I feel sick.
07:41I like this part the most.
07:44All right, so now that you've laid the foundation,
07:47for today's mini challenge,
07:48you'll be racing to your very first drag gig.
07:53Using this eco-friendly race car,
07:56you need to zoom from wardrobe to hair and makeup to heels
08:01before you hit the stage to perform my song,
08:05Jealous of My Boogie.
08:06Woo!
08:07The mini challenge is give them a crash course
08:09for what they're going to be doing
08:10for the rest of your competition.
08:12I think it's really important
08:13because it allows you to just live in the moment.
08:15In the end, the most sickening
08:17and most entertaining queen wins.
08:21Full obstacle course and a ball pit.
08:24Suntory.
08:25Full Suntory.
08:29Welcome to the fast and the curious.
08:32Mark, set, go.
08:35Put the stiletto to the metal.
08:37Move that ass, bitch.
08:39We moving.
08:40You forgot to put your panties on.
08:42Nico picks like the skankiest little, like,
08:46just Hollywood Boulevard $10 hooker dress.
08:50Great choice.
08:53Oh, a little feathery moment.
08:55You're shedding, girl.
08:56You look like one of Tricky's wigs.
08:57Oh my God.
08:59What dress? What color? What color?
09:00Oh, something with a zipper up the back.
09:02Good luck.
09:04Put the zipper in the front.
09:05Change fashion.
09:07All right.
09:08Get in it. Get in it.
09:10It's like we're at the Barney cell.
09:11I can see your balls.
09:13There you go.
09:14All right.
09:15Digging those balls.
09:16Is that two in the pink and one in the stink?
09:19Bullshit.
09:20Jordan is huge.
09:22So this dress meant for, like, a 14-year-old girl is a bra.
09:26Her pussy is dragging on the floor.
09:28Ma'am, your pussy hanging out.
09:32All right.
09:33You are a mess.
09:36Excuse me, ma'am.
09:37You dropped your titties.
09:42That was definitely a moving violation.
09:45Oh, yes.
09:47Hulk Hogan dressed as Brooke Hogan.
09:51Shit.
09:52By the way, no one does their wig first.
09:54We forgot to tell you.
09:55I've committed.
09:55I've committed.
09:58Put them tits back under your armpits, girl.
10:01Ladies and gentlemen, Angela Bassett.
10:03Angela Bassett Hound.
10:07Welcome to the stage.
10:17Oh, my God.
10:19Niko seemed incredibly confident.
10:21She's like, oh, this is just a Thursday for me, girl.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Woo!
10:26Nobody tipped her.
10:28Now, all that time you do it, Jordan.
10:29You can do it.
10:30All that time you do it, Jordan.
10:31She said, fuck that car.
10:35Hey.
10:36Oh.
10:37Yes, Toreo.
10:38Toreo.
10:40Oh, oh, my God.
10:43Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:45Oh, she knows the words.
10:47Don't be jealous of my boogie.
10:50Don't be jealous of my boogie.
10:52Don't be jealous of my boogie.
10:52Don't be jealous of my boogie.
10:52Somebody do their homework.
10:54But I'll always see you looking.
10:56Yes.
10:56Woo!
10:58Little Miss Connor has some tricks in her pocket.
11:01You're the kid who finished your test and slams your pencil down so we all know that you were done
11:05first.
11:06All right, she's the lipstick assassin of the season.
11:08Woo!
11:09Look at that bitch limp into the stage.
11:11The DJ's about to press play.
11:14No, no, no.
11:16I'm jealous of my boogie.
11:18I'm jealous of my boogie.
11:20You can say that you are not.
11:21But I always see it.
11:22You better work, Jermaine.
11:24I'm jealous of my boogie.
11:25I'm jealous of my boogie.
11:27You can say that you are not.
11:28But I'll tell you.
11:30Hold that phone.
11:33I have $37 and a MetroCard.
11:38Ladies, y'all did real good.
11:41But one of you really drove me crazy.
11:46Condragulations, Jordan.
11:49Oh, you didn't know I had that boogie, huh?
11:51Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
11:53Yeah, bitch.
11:55Now, Jordan, as your prize,
11:56you get to pair the Queen Supremes with each contestant.
12:02Each Queen Supreme will be your drag mentor
12:04every high-heeled step of the way.
12:07So choose carefully.
12:09Who do you choose for yourself?
12:10I'm gonna choose...
12:13Trixie Mattel.
12:16First mistake.
12:20And who do you choose for Nico?
12:23Monet.
12:24Woo!
12:25Yes!
12:26And that means Jermaine is paired with Bob the Drag Queen.
12:30Come on, Bob!
12:31Let's do this.
12:33Racers, drag ain't for sissies.
12:35You'll be competing in the most iconic maxi challenge
12:39in drag race herstory.
12:41We're playing the Snatch Game.
12:45We are starting out with a bang, girl.
12:48Now, you need to pull out your very best celebrity impersonations.
12:53Snatch Game is everyone's favorite challenge.
12:54But if you go on Snatch Game, people will remember it forever.
12:58And I tell you that from personal experience.
13:02Celebrities, start your engines.
13:03And may the best drag queen win.
13:06I've never done anything like Snatch Game.
13:08Well, the good news is I am a professional stand-up comedian.
13:11Okay.
13:12The bad news is I lost Snatch Game horribly.
13:14Did you see me on Snatch Game?
13:15I did, I did.
13:15Okay.
13:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:16So, if you had the idea of doing RuPaul today,
13:19please, don't do it.
13:21I didn't.
13:21It's not worth it.
13:22You've won an uncomfortable phone call to your ex
13:24and a half-eaten hot dog from the back of my car.
13:26Now available on iTunes.
13:28Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
13:32Remember everything I did, and don't ever do anything like that.
13:35But it made you want to do dry race.
13:37Both my brother and sister are gay, and so...
13:40This is their Super Bowl.
13:41Exactly, really.
13:42You are MVP.
13:42So they were, like, so excited.
13:43And so I'm kind of doing it for them.
13:45As, like, a straight male,
13:46I don't necessarily relate to drag
13:48as much as maybe my brother and sister do
13:50in understanding the empowerment
13:51that a man feels when he dresses up in drag.
13:54I think that doing drag, for me,
13:56will really give me a new experience
13:57and a new viewpoint on drag and the LGBTQ community, too.
14:01What's your drag name gonna be?
14:02Okay.
14:03My fiance's two childhood dogs names
14:06were Babykins and LaRue.
14:08So, Babykins LaRue.
14:11That tells me everything I need to know.
14:13Hello, darlings.
14:14I'm Babykins LaRue.
14:16Fuck you.
14:18Have you ever, like, done drag?
14:19No, come on.
14:20Okay, okay, no, no, no, no, no.
14:22I don't mean, like, putting on some makeup and be beat.
14:24I mean, like, do drags, body, hair, tips.
14:28All of the juts.
14:29I identify as non-binary,
14:30and I want to bring some, like, non-binary drag.
14:32Yeah.
14:33Not that I want to keep my beard,
14:34because I definitely...
14:34Yeah, because we're shaving the beard.
14:35Let me break it down for y'all, okay?
14:37Niko identifies as non-binary.
14:40That means that Niko prefers the pronouns they or them.
14:42And it is not being locked into male or female.
14:46It is just letting yourself express whatever that means to you.
14:49Is there anything that you're nervous about?
14:51I want to make an active decision
14:53to purposefully not tuck
14:56for the runway challenge.
14:58That makes me very nervous.
14:59Some of the greatest women that I know have penises.
15:02This is true.
15:02I'm not saying that they can't.
15:04I'm just saying it can go two ways.
15:06It can be, like, really fair to people, like,
15:08oh, my God, you better work.
15:09On the flip side, they can be like,
15:11bitch, absolutely not.
15:12No, what are you doing?
15:13I am here representing so much more than who I am.
15:16The balance between masculine and feminine energies
15:18is something that's so important to me,
15:20and I think that's why I'm here.
15:21to, like, help propel that narrative.
15:23I'm into it.
15:24Thank you. I'm into it.
15:25You're on the team.
15:25Only so much we're working with here,
15:27but I'm going to keep it out.
15:28Now, have we thought about names, Miss Thing?
15:30Because your name comes from the true essence of your character.
15:33Olivette.
15:34O-L-I-V-E-T-T-E.
15:36Kind of like Olivette?
15:38Olivette is you.
15:38And your character exists in the non-binary.
15:41Yeah.
15:41I love it.
15:42You know why this is exciting for me?
15:43Because we're both comedians.
15:45Word.
15:45I, um, you're hilarious.
15:48My comedy in particular,
15:49it is about breaking stereotypes
15:51and being honest.
15:52As a kid,
15:53I didn't fit in a box.
15:54It inspires me
15:55and it motivates me
15:56to stay unique,
15:57which got me to where I am now.
15:59So do you do any celebrity impersonations?
16:01I just started kind of doing Will Smith.
16:04It's just him just like,
16:05um, um, boom!
16:07But I'm still getting that down.
16:09Obama's jazz.
16:10Like, it's ba-boom-ba-ba, staccato.
16:11Yeah.
16:11You know, he hits a rhythm.
16:13Deliberate.
16:13And say, um, America?
16:14Mm-hmm.
16:15I was just talking to Michelle.
16:16Somebody's doing Kevin Hart, man.
16:17Can I say a little something like this?
16:18Boom.
16:19Okay, okay, okay, okay.
16:20Okay, people.
16:20You know, that's Kev.
16:21This little bite-sized chocolate Eminem is so cute.
16:25I think I look alright for a comment,
16:27you know what I mean?
16:27They're ugly.
16:28And this motherfucker is funny.
16:30Let me tell you why you are lucky to have me.
16:32I'm the only one here who's won Snatch Game.
16:35These two losers lost Drag Race the first time
16:38and they had to come back and compete again.
16:40The amount of shade is amazing.
16:43Monet X Change did what I'm gonna call
16:44the worst Whitney Houston impersonation
16:47in the history of impersonations.
16:49Ha!
16:50Then dropped a cigarette.
16:52My lord, if I was a car, RuPaul,
16:54I would be all the man that I need.
16:58Thank you, RuPaul.
16:59What are you saying over there?
17:01Your Whitney Houston was trash, Mom.
17:04Maya Angelou was sickening, though.
17:05But did you win?
17:06Maya Angelou was sickening.
17:07But did you win?
17:08Watching Bob and Monet argue
17:09is like watching two of the ugliest girls in town
17:12fight over a tiara.
17:13You know what I mean?
17:14It's really more about walking with intention.
17:16Okay, none of that.
17:17Oh, sorry.
17:17Take your hands out of your pockets.
17:19If you don't know what to do with your hands,
17:20a hand on the hip is always nice.
17:22Okay.
17:22Yeah.
17:22A hand on both hips works as well.
17:24I think that if Jermaine tapped into some feminine energy
17:27and fixed his posture,
17:29these could all help with the walk.
17:31Let's go grab some shoes.
17:32Would you guys like to have a high heel competition?
17:35What do you know about competing?
17:36Woo!
17:38Five, six, seven, eight.
17:41A little too much shoulder.
17:42Too much shoulder.
17:43Too much shoulder.
17:44Too much shoulder.
17:44I've never walked in heels before.
17:46And I don't want to break my ankles.
17:48Babykins LaRue.
17:49Ow.
17:50Sir.
17:50Putting heels on for the first time
17:52is like trying to break in a new pair of football cleats
17:55and all your toenails fall off that day.
17:57Niko.
17:59Ooh.
18:00Oh, come on.
18:01Oh, come on.
18:01Oh, come on.
18:02Oh, come on.
18:02From the legendary house of too muchery.
18:04Jordan and Jermaine.
18:05They're both here to play the game.
18:06But thank God,
18:07neither one of them can walk in a goddamn pair of heels.
18:09I mean, we got that going for us.
18:11Oh, yes!
18:13That was fierce.
18:14I think we know who's going to win.
18:16Ooh.
18:17I think Niko knows the most about dragon.
18:19That's pretty threatening.
18:20I honestly don't think I'm going to take it
18:22if I don't step my pussy up immediately.
18:26At this point, I'm not exactly sure what I signed up for.
18:36Okay, so the Smash game,
18:37what are we thinking for your character?
18:39Okay.
18:40Lucille Ball.
18:42Lucille is hard.
18:43I love a Snatch Game.
18:45I hate a Snatch Game.
18:46Snatch Game is the hardest challenge on Drag Race ever.
18:49Do you know a lot about Lucille?
18:50I mean, I grew up watching.
18:51I love Lucille.
18:52And I feel like that's why nobody's done it for Snatch Game.
18:55Because it's such an iconic character.
18:57What is an easy character that you could do?
18:59The first thought that I had was...
19:01Do what you do.
19:02Do what you know.
19:03That's just my advice.
19:04I wish I would have done Nene.
19:06Lucille's hard.
19:07But if I do it right, it will go over.
19:09Okay.
19:11What makes for a really good Snatch Game is someone who has such an over-the-top personality.
19:17Think about Whoopi Goldberg.
19:19Miss Whoopi Goldberg.
19:20Also, you do know too that someone famously did Whoopi Goldberg and...
19:24Oh, bitch, you doing Whoopi Goldberg?
19:26I don't know about that.
19:27Well, um...
19:28I don't know about all that.
19:29Maybe you should do someone really fun like Whitney Houston.
19:36Anyway...
19:37So do you have other options in case Whoopi doesn't work out for you?
19:40What about Joan?
19:41Joan Rivers?
19:42Yeah.
19:43I think Joan is a stronger choice because she has a bigger personality.
19:48I don't know what to do.
19:49Is it Whoopi or is it Joan?
19:50Two lovely Jewish women.
19:52I have no idea who I want to impersonate.
19:55What's your character idea?
19:56I'm thinking of doing Chrissy Teigen.
19:58Yes.
19:59I like that, but that's...
20:00I gotta figure it out.
20:02Yeah.
20:02I'm a little self-conscious right now, so I gotta figure it out.
20:04Oh, are you really?
20:05You should be.
20:05No!
20:06Get out of here!
20:06Jordan is actually shrinking as time goes by.
20:09He is starting to, like, feel the fear.
20:12I see it happening to him.
20:13I'm like, we can't go down that road.
20:16Hey, celebrity squirrel friends.
20:18Hello!
20:19In the walkthroughs, you definitely want to drop a joke or two to see if Rue's responding.
20:24Because if he ain't responding to what you're doing, change it up.
20:27Well, hi.
20:28Hello, mother.
20:29Nico, you're here.
20:30Can you believe it?
20:31You were wishing for Monet.
20:33I was.
20:34Why is that?
20:34She's just kind of, like, effortlessly funny.
20:36Not like some other girl.
20:37Yeah, I don't have to cry as hard.
20:39Well, I think what makes Nico different is that Nico is coming in with a fully realized concept.
20:44And Nico is like, this is what I want.
20:46I do want to say that a lot of times when you get into drag, this other thing comes through
20:50that you're not prepared for.
20:52I play with gender all the time.
20:53It's really a continuum.
20:54It's infinite.
20:55And this show fully changed my life.
20:57It allowed me to look at gender and sexuality in a new way.
21:01And it was full liberation for me.
21:03And it has led me on my own journey.
21:05I love it.
21:07Alright, what's your charity?
21:08The Transgender Law Center.
21:09They are fighting on the front lines in the courts for the people, for transgender and gender non-conforming people.
21:16You know, legislation is getting passed on a daily basis that is not looking good for all of us.
21:21What I want really more than anything is to raise awareness.
21:23Is to bring this voice to mainstream gender variant media.
21:28Alright, so tell me, who is your Snatch Game?
21:31This was the first option.
21:32It was Snooki.
21:33Full Snooki.
21:34Do you want to guess who this is?
21:35Is that a 50s mom or something?
21:37It's Lucille.
21:38It's Lucille Ball.
21:40I really wanted to step out of my element.
21:42And into like a real character piece.
21:45This will be a first to me.
21:46I love it.
21:47Alright, well I can't wait to see you out there.
21:49Make me laugh.
21:50I'm just gonna full like go home and have a full seance.
21:53And I'm gonna summon Lucille into my body.
21:56Hello.
21:57Hey, hi there.
21:58Trixie and Jordan.
21:59So now on Riverdale, is your character funny?
22:02No, my character is very serious.
22:03I think he's probably like the most serious character on the show.
22:06What is your drag name?
22:07Babykins LaRue.
22:08How fabulous is that?
22:11I know.
22:12You seem kind of a reserved person.
22:14Is Babykins LaRue kind of out there?
22:16Totally.
22:16When I get on stage, a side of me that's very shy goes away.
22:19So this allows you and your secret self to just emerge and let your wings open to their full capacity.
22:28You know?
22:28Yes.
22:29Yes.
22:29Yes.
22:30That's what it's all about.
22:31What's your charity?
22:33My charity is Cystic Fibrosis Canada.
22:35My fiance and I do a lot of work with them because her father passed away from the disease when
22:39she was only six years old.
22:41That's terrible.
22:43Cystic Fibrosis is a really terrible disease and you have to live a very uncomfortable life.
22:47It's really important to our family to just bring that charity to the forefront and help them find a cure.
22:53What are you doing?
22:54I am doing Chrissy Teigen.
22:55Chrissy Teigen?
22:56Chrissy Teigen, yeah.
22:56That's perfect.
22:57Have you ever done her before?
23:00I've never done her before, no.
23:01Uh-huh.
23:01Yeah, yeah.
23:02What about when you're at home alone?
23:05Can't wait to see you out there.
23:06Make me laugh.
23:07Thank you, Ru.
23:07I will.
23:07See you, Trixie.
23:08Bye.
23:09I think winning Drag Race and giving this money to Cystic Fibrosis Canada would just make me very proud to
23:14have done something so out of the box and crazy and help a bunch of people in need.
23:19Hello, Jermaine.
23:19How you doing?
23:20And Bob the Drag Queen.
23:22That's me.
23:22How is it working out so far?
23:24Amazing.
23:24Oh, swimmingly.
23:25What's your drag name?
23:26My drag name is Miss Mimi Teapot.
23:28Miss Mimi Teapot.
23:30What's the meaning behind that name?
23:31Mimi was my mom's nickname.
23:33My mom passed away about a year and a half ago.
23:34Aw.
23:35Yeah, but she's here in spirit.
23:36She was a lesbian too, so she watched the show.
23:38Really?
23:38Hell yeah.
23:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:40Growing up, my mom, she thought for herself.
23:42You know, black churches, very homophobic, you know.
23:44She inspired me to just be my own person.
23:46Talking about her in past tense hurts so much.
23:49It's very surreal, thinking about it, talking about her and what she meant to me.
23:53So the Mimi part is paying homage to your mother.
23:56Yeah.
23:56And then Teapot.
23:57Teapot is my daughter's nickname.
23:59Aw.
23:59So what's your charity?
24:00Reign is a charity that supports people who've been sexually assaulted and abused.
24:05I chose that one because I found out someone I really care about was abused as a kid, when I
24:10was a kid.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11And it kind of fucked with me a little bit because you start thinking, I should have been there to
24:14help you.
24:15Right.
24:15You know, and I feel like shit, I'm so sorry, and you know.
24:18Yeah.
24:19Man.
24:19When I first found out, I was like, I was angry.
24:24Ever since then, I was like, any way I can to give back, take my damn money.
24:28We're here for Snatch Game.
24:29I see a wig here, and I know this wig.
24:32I told him about the recent whoopee scare on season 11.
24:36Right?
24:37When someone else did it before me, I kind of go, I don't know if I want to.
24:39But he's a comedian though.
24:40Who was your second choice?
24:42Joan Rivers.
24:43The Kevin Hart is really, can you just do a little bit of Kevin Hart for me?
24:45Okay, okay.
24:45I'm here now.
24:46I'm so sorry about what I said on Twitter.
24:48But listen, my kid's in the back.
24:50I'm nervous as fuck right now.
24:52The voices are down.
24:53Well, you know, I know you're not sure because this is a drag competition.
24:56Right, exactly.
24:57Listen, you're a creative person.
24:58You know, you could do Kevin Hart.
25:01You know what I mean?
25:03You're a little genius, ain't you?
25:05You just, you make me laugh.
25:07That's important.
25:08Most important.
25:08Make me laugh.
25:09Absolutely.
25:10Click, clack, boom.
25:11I know it could be a heart.
25:14Gather around, racers.
25:16Now, tomorrow on the main stage, we'll be playing the Snatch Game in front of a live studio audience.
25:23Now, feel free to use hair from Wigs and Grace and makeup from Anastasia Beverly Hills.
25:29Now, racers, remember, you're doing this for charity.
25:33So don't fuck it up.
25:35See you later.
25:36Thank you, mother.
25:38I'm choosing to do a Kavina Hart.
25:40But I'm still in my head about where I'm going to take this character the right way.
25:44You know, I want to do it the right way.
25:46You better not have her embarrass me.
25:47Okay.
25:47Right now, I feel like doing my Chrissy Teigen impersonation is going to make my heart fall out of my
25:51butt.
25:51Because I don't know if I can bring it.
25:52Why defeat him?
25:54Why defeat him?
25:55I have to nail it.
25:56I have to hit it perfectly or else every queen across this country, across the world, will have something to
26:00say about it.
26:01Yeah.
26:02I'm nervous.
26:08Hey!
26:09Oh!
26:10What's up?
26:11Welcome.
26:12It's day two in the work room, and I'm pretty nervous to see what I'm going to look like in
26:15full drag, because I did a pretty bad job with the quick drag.
26:18So I think it's going to be a huge shock when I finally see myself all full dragged up.
26:22Hi!
26:23Y'all look nice.
26:24As Beyonce says, you know, I woke up like this.
26:27How was your evening?
26:28I went right to bed.
26:29It was emotional.
26:29I went right to bed.
26:30It was emotional.
26:30This is the Night Before Snatch game.
26:32Is this the right decision?
26:34Should I leave now?
26:35All right.
26:37Niko, we've got to shave you up and get you together, so we should get started.
26:40Let's clean her up.
26:40I'm feeling so much better about Snatch Game.
26:42I'm committed.
26:43I'm going big.
26:44Oh my goodness.
26:46I'm excited to transform.
26:48I'm excited to, like, get beautiful and compete.
26:51Do you want to get my balls after this?
26:52Yes, I'll do everything.
26:56The idea is it's Kevin Hart and drag.
26:58Sort of like Kevin Hart's apology.
27:00Got it.
27:00I love that.
27:01Now, you know that winning the Snatch Game is not enough because you've got to lip sync for your life.
27:05I do.
27:06My tea is Jordan is really prepared and has a whole routine planned already.
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:12Like, his lip sync yesterday was intimidating.
27:15The only thing making me a little nervous is that I just haven't found time to practice our song.
27:21And Jordan is very prepared.
27:26You're a heterosexual person who's doing this for the first time.
27:29How are you doing this without feeling, like, uncomfortable?
27:32I don't know.
27:33I mean, I think when I was, like, 19, 20 years old and I was playing football really seriously, I
27:40would have been pretty scared to do something like this.
27:42But now, I think the more you can learn about other people's lives or other cultures is such a good
27:47insight.
27:47At the end of the day, I'm more secure in my masculinity.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:51Do you know how many gay people aren't even comfortable up to getting drag?
27:54Oh, really?
27:55When I started doing drag, I used to, like, do it once a month.
27:57And when I wasn't doing it, I had, like, a box of drag in my dorm room hidden that nobody
28:03would see.
28:03Right.
28:03Because, you know, when you're a man, you're supposed to be like, well, you don't like that, you're not supposed
28:08to do that.
28:08Totally, yeah.
28:09And then I was really guilty because I liked doing drag and felt bad about it.
28:13Oh, right, yeah.
28:13So I think it's interesting that you can slip into this and be like, and what?
28:16Right.
28:17I don't really have a lot of straight male friends.
28:19I mean, to be honest, straight men still freak me out because when I was young, it was just, like,
28:23I would never fit in with them and they'll never think I'm cool or normal or acceptable.
28:27And so to have this experience with Jordan, it inspires me.
28:30I think it's cool.
28:31Was there any part of you that was nervous to come and being on it?
28:34Oh, definitely.
28:34I think, like, the first thing I thought was, like, oh, no, are people going to judge me for coming
28:37on here?
28:37Yeah.
28:38But then you quickly, like, put that away because that's stupid.
28:40And then you just think, like, you know, I'm going to have fun and people are going to love it.
28:42And if they hate it, then they're idiots.
28:44I fucking love that.
28:45Also, as actors, for so long, there have been these, like, rules that they have to act a certain way,
28:50dress a certain way, like, behave a certain way.
28:52And to be this, like, leading man, right?
28:54And times are changing right now.
28:55There's a lot of thoughts, too, about embracing femininity in black culture.
29:00Girl.
29:00Especially amongst comedians.
29:02We do get put in boxes.
29:03Hey, you can only play a pimp.
29:04You can only play crackhead.
29:06Hey, you can only play a basketball player.
29:08So I was very inspired by you and Monet, you know, just doing the show and just being a presence.
29:13Existing, you know, it was very, very fucking motivating.
29:16That's why I wanted to do the show.
29:17I wanted to prove something not to just myself, but, you know, to the world that we don't have to
29:22put ourselves in these boxes.
29:24Going back to your point, between me and Bob, who's better, though?
29:30Oh, my God.
29:31I guess we'll find out on the runway.
29:39As Nina West says, drag is motherfucking magic, girl. So let the magic happen. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boop.
29:43Three, two, one, look.
29:49You are so extra.
29:50Lucy comes alive. This caricature of Lucy finds herself in me.
29:58It's pretty good.
30:00What do you think?
30:01We're like halfway there.
30:03Holy shit. Wow.
30:04Seeing myself right now is like this person that I've never been before coming to fruition. I love it.
30:11Oh, my God.
30:12Wow.
30:13You look better in half drag than I ever have in full drag in my entire life.
30:18I am complete fish right now.
30:20And those other two queens don't even know what gills are.
30:23There's still a little more work to do, but I want you to see how the transformation is taking place.
30:28All right. All right, here we go.
30:32Yes, honey.
30:34Oh, my God.
30:35It looks so different.
30:37I see my mom in reflection a little bit.
30:39And honestly, there was just some comfort there.
30:42A lot of comfort.
30:44After she passed away, people would tell me, you know, you got pieces of your mom in you.
30:51It's a mindfuck.
30:52I got to see my mom again, like in me.
30:54A little speechless.
30:56Man.
30:59Mainstage of RuPaul's Celebrity Drag Race.
31:02Michelle Visage.
31:03Now, do you have a drag name?
31:05I perform around the world under the name...
31:07Merle Ginsberg.
31:10Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
31:12Now, do you have a drag name?
31:14Lisa New Sonata.
31:16I love a Hyundai.
31:19The hilarious Ross Matthews.
31:21Do you have a drag name?
31:23Mimi, I'm Tucky.
31:25This week, we challenged our celebrity drag queens to pull out their very best celebrity impersonations in the Snatch Game.
31:33Celebrities, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
31:39Hey, everybody, welcome to the Snatch Game.
31:47Let's meet our contestants.
31:49She's a mother of 12 who spends her spare time destroying her children's self-esteem.
31:55Welcome, Monet X Change.
31:59Our next contestant is a divorced housewife whose dream of becoming a country music star was cut short when people
32:07heard her sing.
32:09Please welcome Trixie Mattel.
32:12It's not that funny.
32:13Are you ready to meet our celebrity panel?
32:19She runs Twitter.
32:21John Legend's better half, Chrissy Teigen.
32:24So, Chrissy, how's the family?
32:26Family is great.
32:27They are doing God knows what.
32:29How many kids do you have?
32:31I have two children.
32:32Do you know the father of the children?
32:33Of course.
32:34He's a fucking legend.
32:37When you were at the Oscars that time and you made that face.
32:44It's when I'm really happy for John.
32:46And I know he's just gonna fucking brag about it when we get home.
32:51Jordan, who is not a comedian, is actually making it work.
32:55Next up, a very funny man making her drag debut.
33:00Kavina Hart.
33:01Okay.
33:01Okay.
33:02Okay.
33:03Okay.
33:03Okay.
33:04Now, I understand how this looks.
33:06All right.
33:06Okay.
33:06All right.
33:07Don't judge me.
33:08Okay.
33:09I'm rebranding myself.
33:10Okay.
33:11And I'm here to say I'm sorry.
33:13I play to win.
33:13Okay.
33:14Okay.
33:17We're so happy you're here.
33:18I had to be here too.
33:19And you found time to do the Snatch Game in drag.
33:22I found all the time.
33:23I was on my Uber, put all this on.
33:24I did.
33:25I did.
33:26They told me to tuck in something.
33:27Didn't want to do that.
33:28Didn't want to do that.
33:28I appreciate the opportunity.
33:30Thank you very much.
33:36The legendary queen of comedy, Lucille Ball is here.
33:41Oh, Mr. RuPaul, sir, I'm just so happy to be here, sir.
33:44I mean, ma'am.
33:46Yes.
33:46I mean, sir.
33:47Yes.
33:50Well, Lucy, do redheads have more fun?
33:53Well, Ru, if it was real, I'd be able to answer that question.
33:57It's nice.
33:59And joining our celebrities is the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8, Bob the Drag Queen.
34:06Bob, you've abbreviated your name.
34:08Well, just when Cardi B tried to trademark OCR, I decided to trademark the entire alphabet.
34:16Welcome.
34:17Trixie Monet, I will ask you the question, don't answer, and then I'll go to the celebrities and find out
34:23who has a match.
34:24All right.
34:25Let's play the Snatch Game.
34:28Our first question is for Trixie Mattel.
34:31Well, the ladies of The View sure like to bicker.
34:34Just last week, they were arguing about whose blank was bigger.
34:40I see Lucy is trying to copy from some of the other celebrities.
34:47They were arguing about whose dressing room is bigger.
34:49Well, let's go to our celebrities and find out who has a match.
34:52Chrissy Tiggin, have you been on The View?
34:54I have been on The View.
34:56Yeah?
34:57Yeah.
34:58I just wanted to share with you guys my new cookbook.
35:00It's Cooking for Queens.
35:02Oh.
35:02And my favorite recipe right in here is Spotted Dick.
35:07Spotted Dick.
35:08Oh.
35:08It looks like the title of your book is called Cocking for Queens.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:13Is that a misprint?
35:15I might have written it that way.
35:17I had something on my mind.
35:18Can I try some of that Spotted Dick?
35:20You may.
35:21You may.
35:23But anyway, my answer was pie.
35:27Whose pie is bigger?
35:29Not a match, unfortunately.
35:31All right, Bob the Drag Queen, the ladies of The View sure like to bicker.
35:35They love to bicker.
35:36I just wrote, bicker please.
35:40All right, Kavina Hart.
35:41I heard you.
35:42Okay.
35:44I deduced.
35:45I used my reasoning.
35:46I used common sense.
35:47Okay.
35:47Mm, mm, mm.
35:49Bam.
35:50I'm D.B. Page.
35:50That is something that the ladies of The View would argue about.
35:53It seems like it, right?
35:54Yeah.
35:54It seems like it, right?
35:55Because they are all in show business.
35:57That's why I wrote it.
35:58That's exactly why I wrote the answer on the thing.
36:00Okay.
36:01Have you been on The View?
36:03Are you a fan of that show?
36:04I cannot go on The View because the chairs are too hot.
36:07Oh, wow.
36:10Are you standing right now?
36:12Why last minute?
36:13Okay.
36:15No reason.
36:16No, just wondering.
36:17Not a match for Trixie.
36:19All right, let's move on down to Lucille Ball.
36:21I wrote, um, whose kicker is bigger, darling.
36:27Now, is that a sexual innuendo, Lucille?
36:29I don't know what you're talking about, Ruth.
36:32Well, Lucille, not a match.
36:38There's not a match for you, Trixie.
36:41Losing at Snatch Game.
36:42What a revelation.
36:45Chrissy Tigen is falling asleep.
36:49Chrissy, wake up, Chrissy.
36:51Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
36:52How's my head, Rue?
36:54On Twitter, it says you haven't had any complaints.
36:56That's damn right.
36:58Uh, Monet exchange.
37:01Cardi B is running for president.
37:03She wants to make America blank again.
37:06Rue, she wants to make America strip again.
37:09All right, let's go to our celebrities.
37:11Lucy!
37:13Diddly diddly dee!
37:15She wants to make America diddly diddly dee again?
37:18Maybe.
37:19Lucy, you have some splaining to do.
37:22I'm sorry, Riggie.
37:27What say you, Covina Hart?
37:30Bam!
37:32Read it to me.
37:33It says, comedy tour this summer.
37:37Tickets are on sale tonight.
37:38Not a match for Monet exchange.
37:40God dang it.
37:42I messed up.
37:45I messed up a lot.
37:46And you know, I'm going home.
37:54Come back here.
37:55We forgive you.
37:57But I have to ask, where the fuck did you get that dress?
38:01I found it.
38:01I like the poop part.
38:03The poop poop part.
38:04Yeah.
38:04The poop part.
38:06Trixie, Monet exchange's Instagram account got suspended after she posted a photo of her blank.
38:16I think it would get suspended if she posted a photo of her fucking sponge for the five millionth time.
38:21Ooh!
38:23All right, so celebrities, we're looking for a sponge.
38:25I got something you're going to like, bro.
38:26Is that a vitamin supplement?
38:29Vagina made a ginger minch.
38:31Vagina made a ginger minch.
38:31Oh!
38:31Hello, friends.
38:32I'm your vagina made a ginger minch girl.
38:35Are you tired?
38:36Run down?
38:37Unpopular?
38:37Do you poop out at parties?
38:39Well, I got just the answer for you.
38:41Vagina made a ginger minch.
38:43The ingredients in this bottle are ginger minch's vagina.
38:49Just one sip and your palms will go all the way.
38:56Lucy, did you write anything down?
38:59Vagina made a ginger minch.
39:02So we're going to move on down to Chrissy Teigen, Monet exchange's Instagram account got suspended after she posted a
39:10photo of her blank.
39:12Porn.
39:13Porn?
39:14What did her porn look like, Chrissy?
39:16It looked like a sponge.
39:19Not a match.
39:21All right, so let's move on down to Kavina Hart.
39:24Okay, I'm ready.
39:25Okay.
39:25I'm ready.
39:26What did she post that got her suspended?
39:28One of Kevin Hart's tweets.
39:29But hey, we all make mistakes, okay?
39:31Okay.
39:31I've grown.
39:32Remember my dress?
39:35Remember my dress?
39:37Oh, my goodness.
39:39Was that the buzzer?
39:40I'm afraid it was.
39:42Yeah.
39:43Yes, that means time is up.
39:45That was a very close game.
39:48But the winner is our lawyers.
39:52All right.
39:53Until next time, see you on Snatch Game.
39:55So good.
40:01Now it's time for the runway debut of our Celebrity Glamazon.
40:06The category is Superman of the World.
40:08Inspired by yours truly.
40:11This is Jordan Connors before.
40:14And allow me to introduce you to Babykins LaRue.
40:20Oh, Babykins.
40:22Ooh, Babykins LaRue Paul.
40:25Yeah.
40:26That was the money shot.
40:27After doing all this drag, I feel like I've really found this person that I knew I always had inside.
40:32I just want to do my best at everything I do and give my full 100% effort.
40:38Nobody puts Babykins in a corner.
40:41So I've been very lucky to spend some time with Mr. Jermaine Fowler.
40:46But let me now introduce you to Miss Mimi Teapot.
40:52Ooh.
40:54You are serving some Spinderella.
40:56Where's Salt-Pepa?
40:57It means a lot to me, Miss Mimi Teapot.
40:59Representing so many things.
41:01I feel like I gotta make my mom proud.
41:03Overall, I had making myself proud.
41:05I've come a long way from day one.
41:08You guys may know Nico Tortorella.
41:11But now, this is All of That Is You.
41:16Bored job.
41:17Are those Harry Winstons?
41:21The category is non-binary realness.
41:24I want everyone to be able to see a piece of themselves in what I'm doing and who Olivet is.
41:29A version of Olivet exists in every single one of us.
41:32And it's up to us to be able to find it.
41:36Welcome, racers.
41:37Oh my god, it's like looking in a three-way mirror.
41:41It's time for the judges' critiques.
41:45First up, Babykins LaRue.
41:47You're mopping my Bob Mackie look from the VH1 Fashion and Music Awards.
41:53I'm into this.
41:56Your persona was such a bitch, and I loved it.
42:00You were giving us looks on that runway like, yes, you're welcome.
42:03That's Babykins.
42:04We could tell that you didn't want to leave the stage.
42:06No.
42:06You were having so much fun with your wings, with your posing.
42:10They're not going to look at you the same on the Riverdale set.
42:12In the Snatch Game, I loved your cock book moment.
42:16It was very funny.
42:17Right out of the gate, you had a strong joke.
42:19You know, and that is so important in Snatch Game.
42:20Because then we feel like, oh, I trust her.
42:22She's got me.
42:23What surprised you the most about yourself in this challenge?
42:27Looking in the mirror after having everything on, I don't recognize myself at all.
42:31It's somebody completely different.
42:33I feel awesome.
42:33I feel wonderful and beautiful and glamorous.
42:36And I feel amazing and powerful.
42:37I feel like a superhero.
42:39It's confidence.
42:39It feels good.
42:40I don't want to take this off.
42:41Honestly, I'm looking at Jordan and I'm trying to connect shy, athletic guy
42:46who was nervous yesterday to this, like, new person.
42:49It's amazing.
42:50But it's not over yet.
42:52He just delivered a great runway and this lip sync could be what takes him to the top.
42:56Up next, Miss Mimi Teapot.
42:59Now, you're mopping my look from the Season 9 promo campaign.
43:04It's my favorite one.
43:05Fantastic job in the Snatch Game.
43:07I thought it was thoroughly entertaining from start to finish.
43:09You were playing a drag queen who was a straight guy.
43:13There was a lot of different layers there.
43:14Yes.
43:15And it could have gotten complicated and confusing and it did not.
43:18It was such a smart choice and a big risk that really paid off.
43:22This is a hard dress to wear.
43:23This is a dress that could wear you very easily.
43:25And you came out here and slayed.
43:27Thank you so much.
43:28My favorite thing is you were a girl that we all know.
43:30Because you came out here like I'm doing my job and then I got to go.
43:35What was the first thought you had when you looked in the mirror?
43:39Did I look like my mother?
43:40Oh, really?
43:41Yeah.
43:41What do you think your mother would say right now if she saw you?
43:43Ah, man.
43:51She's proud of me.
43:53And she'd laugh.
43:57She'd laugh her ass off.
43:58She'd make fun of me first.
44:00And then she'd say she's proud of me.
44:02What would you say to your daughter right now?
44:04Tell my daughter, it's okay to be yourself.
44:06It's okay to experience new things and get out of your comfort zone.
44:09And not to be placed in the box that society might put you in.
44:12That's what my mom taught me.
44:13It just makes sense to teach her the same thing.
44:15What a great way to exemplify what your mother taught you.
44:22Every kid wants their mom to be proud of them.
44:24And in that moment, he felt that she is genuinely proud of him.
44:28And I am too.
44:31Up next, Olivet is you.
44:34Hi.
44:34Now you're mopping my look from my supermodel of the world video.
44:38Thank you for sharing.
44:40Gorgeous.
44:41You look beautiful.
44:42You came out and you were living and feeling.
44:45Uh-huh.
44:46Every inch of it.
44:47You really were.
44:48I mean, this waist though, huh?
44:50She is snatched, Henny.
44:51You look stunning.
44:52This, you know, quintessential drag glamour from the hair to the accessories,
44:56which I'm living for.
44:57And it was so fun to watch on the runway.
44:59What I loved about your Lucy and the Snatch Game was how committed you were.
45:04With the character, with the noise.
45:06He's like, eww.
45:07Then there is a wig, the makeup, the costuming.
45:09You look like Lucille Ball.
45:11It really sold it.
45:12So of the whole competition, did you have a favorite part?
45:15The fact that these two straight boys came made it so much more special.
45:21Because so much of my work is about the collapsing of these binaries and divisions, right?
45:26And to see them find this validates everything that I do, you know?
45:32Yeah.
45:33Well, thank you.
45:34Thank you for having me.
45:36I'm very proud of my little mentee.
45:38I think Niko's come a long way.
45:40We both learned from each other a lot in this process.
45:42Now, if Niko can come in and do our little,
45:46in the lip sync, I think we can win.
45:50Thank you, racers.
45:51I think we've heard enough.
45:53Now, to prepare for your final lip sync, you may return to the workroom.
46:08It's crazy how dressing like someone else makes you absolutely sure of who you are.
46:13Doing drag has taught me so much about myself out of drag.
46:16And Jordan's been in drag one day and has had so many light bulbs about himself.
46:21Put them feet up.
46:22Salud, y'all.
46:23Cheers.
46:24Cheers.
46:25You know, y'all really did a great job.
46:27You did a challenge.
46:28You did a runway.
46:29How does it feel?
46:30I do feel like I did better than I really thought I would.
46:32I was very nervous.
46:33I am excited to lip sync.
46:35Are you guys all confident in lip syncs?
46:37No.
46:37No.
46:37I truly am not confident.
46:39Really?
46:40No.
46:42Okay, I'm a little nervous now.
46:44Great runaway, great look, and great snatch game.
46:46But lip sync is where you make it and break it.
46:49Oh, the doors have swung open.
46:51Do y'all know these people?
46:53Oh, my gosh.
46:56I know.
46:57You missed out.
47:00No way.
47:01Jordan.
47:02Right now my fiance and my sister don't even recognize me.
47:04I honestly walked into that door and didn't think you were sitting there.
47:07No, I was like, where is that?
47:08I was like, okay.
47:09I can stop staring at you.
47:12And in the best way.
47:13It's like, it's really cool.
47:14Is it getting turned on, baby?
47:16How do you feel?
47:16How do you think you look?
47:17I feel great.
47:20Oh, baby Kim's the room.
47:22The doors are open again.
47:24That's my husband.
47:26Oh, my God.
47:30Where are your boobies?
47:32They're cutlass.
47:32They're down here.
47:33Some of them fell down my stomach.
47:34His mother passed away last year, so I didn't want to say this, but you look just like her.
47:38I already cried on stage talking about it.
47:39Okay.
47:40You look like your mom.
47:41I know.
47:42Did you tell her your drag name?
47:44It's Mimi Teapot.
47:45Oh, my God.
47:45Her baby.
47:46He calls her baby Teapot.
47:47She used to FaceTime my mom all the time before she passed away.
47:51It's actually really sweet.
47:52She had to see my mom again.
47:53Like, in me.
47:54Like, through me.
47:55You look like your mom.
47:56I'm so sorry.
47:56I know.
47:57That's why it's hard to talk to you.
47:58It's beautiful.
47:59You look beautiful.
48:00I feel beautiful.
48:02Hi.
48:03Oh, shit.
48:05Oh, my God.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:06Yeah.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:06Amazing.
48:07Oh, my God.
48:07Look at you.
48:09My friends Ryan Tunick and Courtney just walked into the work room.
48:12Your shit face.
48:13You're like a baby.
48:15I'm just so excited for them to see me like this.
48:17This is for later.
48:19Oh, my God.
48:19Nico.
48:20I'm excited to, like, feel it.
48:23Get lost in it.
48:25Dance in it.
48:26I'm so happy you're both here.
48:27We're so happy to be here.
48:28Thank you for coming.
48:29The win for us, baby.
48:30I love you.
48:33You look so good.
48:35I appreciate it.
48:36This lip sync is, to quote one of the greats, your last chance to impress me.
48:40Break a leg.
48:41Good luck, ladies.
48:42This could be the thing where you just come out there and turn it all around.
48:45It's not over until it's over, bitch.
48:47Going into the lip sync, I feel like I know I have to knock it out of the park.
48:51This is the moment where you have to lay it all out on the line.
48:54Lip syncing is not my strong suit.
48:57But I know if I can deliver this song the right way, I'm going to win.
49:01This is my last chance to win this.
49:04When the music starts and the lights go down, this is it. Game on.
49:11Welcome back, racers.
49:13This is your last chance to impress me, earn $30,000 for the cause of your choice,
49:19and win the title of America's Next Celebrity Drag Superstar.
49:25The time has come for you to lip sync,
49:30for your charity.
49:37Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
49:43Go, go for second best, baby.
49:46Put your love to the test.
49:48You know, you know, you've got to make him express how he feels.
49:53And baby, then you know your love is real.
49:58You don't need diamond rings or 18-karat gold.
50:06Fancy cars that go very fast.
50:09You know they never last.
50:11No, no.
50:13What you need is a big strong hand to lift you to your higher ground.
50:21Make you feel like you're clean on the throne.
50:24Make him love you till you can't come down.
50:28You've got to.
50:29Don't go for second best, baby.
50:32Put your love to the test.
50:35You know, you know, you've got to make him express how he feels.
50:39And baby, then you know your love is real.
50:44I'm lost in the roses of the radio.
50:47But you need to start with your face.
50:51I think after all this work, Babykins LaRouze deserves to shine.
50:54She deserves her moment in the spotlight.
50:57And I'm just going to give it to her.
50:58You see that up there?
50:59That's my freak bug fun, baby.
51:01Don't go for second best, baby.
51:05Put your love to the test.
51:07You know what you've got to.
51:09You know what you've got to.
51:10You know what you've got to.
51:11And baby, then you know your love is real.
51:15Express yourself.
51:17Hey, hey, hey, hey.
51:18So if you want it right now, I'll make it show you how.
51:23Express what he's got.
51:25Open it, ready, and not.
51:27Here's yourself.
51:40Wow, that was a close one.
51:43But I've made my decision.
51:49Babykins LaRouze.
51:54You're a winner, baby.
52:01Jordan, you've earned $30,000 for your charity.
52:06Cystic Fibrosis Canada.
52:09You have no idea how much this means to me.
52:14And to my charity.
52:15And to my fiance's father.
52:19This was fucking crazy.
52:24Yeah!
52:25Yeah!
52:33You're doing drag one day, and you already won drag race.
52:35Good for you.
52:38I just want to say that this has been one of the greatest experiences of my life.
52:42It has been amazing.
52:43I feel so empowered as a man and as a woman.
52:46And I want to spread that everywhere I go.
52:48Oh, I feel like everyone needs to do drag once in their life.
52:51It's incredible.
52:55I did not expect him to say that.
52:57It was like, that made me feel really good about drag.
53:03Jermaine and Nico, you both did an amazing job.
53:07And you've earned $10,000 for your charity.
53:13I feel excited for Jordan.
53:15I got paired with two straight boys who are at the beginning stages of exploring their own femininity.
53:20And it's so beautiful to watch it unravel.
53:24Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:29Can I get an amen up in here?
53:30Amen!
53:31Alright, now let the music play.
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