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00:02Good morning, professors.
00:04Good morning, Gru.
00:06A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives
00:09through the miracle of drag.
00:15I can't put my finger on it, but these students,
00:18they look so familiar.
00:20I could swear I've met them somewhere before.
00:24Oh, my God!
00:26They're not students, they're family.
00:30Your family!
00:33Dr. Manila Luzon.
00:36Professor Jujubee.
00:39Raven Ph.D.
00:41This is gonna be an extreme makeover, family-style edition.
00:45The pressure is on, ladies, because this time,
00:48it's personal.
00:50Let's take a look.
00:52My name is Susan, I'm 25, and I'm related to Jujubee.
00:56Jujubee is my older brother, and we're very close.
01:00I'm very, very shy, but I wanna have confidence in myself.
01:04I wanna feel like a powerful woman.
01:07Hi.
01:08Hi.
01:10My name is Rachel, I'm related to Manila Luzon, who is my brother.
01:15We are very close in age, so we're like twin siblings.
01:19I came to drag you to pull off drag better than Manila Luzon.
01:29I'm Dishana, and I am David, or some of you might know him as Raven,
01:33but I'm his mother.
01:34He came out Mother's Day when he was 15.
01:37It was very difficult for me.
01:38This will be the first time that I've ever seen him in drag.
01:42Touchdown Drag U!
01:50Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:53Thank you for having us.
01:54Now, you already know a lot about your brothers and your son,
01:57but you're about to gain a whole new appreciation when you walk a mile in their shoes.
02:03And by shoes, I mean 8-inch hooker heels.
02:06Sorry, Mom.
02:07It's okay.
02:08We'll get a chance to see if fierceness runs in the family,
02:11because RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:15And you'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:20D is for drag transformation.
02:22P is for performance.
02:23And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:26Now, you have 48 hours till your draguation.
02:29And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:33Julissa, tell us what you'll win.
02:36Well, Ru, our top draguate will receive
02:38Exquisite jewelry from Bijou Tresor.
02:41A luxury vacation for two from AlanChuck.Travel.
02:45And that's not all.
02:47The top draguate will also receive a cash prize of $3,166.07, courtesy of Krylon Cosmetics.
02:56Now, are you ready to do whatever it takes to become the baddest bitch in school?
03:02Oh, yeah.
03:03Can I get a what-what?
03:04What-what?
03:05Can I get a woo-woo?
03:06Woo-woo?
03:08First stop, the Drag Lab.
03:10Walk this way.
03:16No, really.
03:17Walk this way.
03:20Door.
03:26This is the Drag Lab.
03:28Here, you'll find everything you'll need for your diva transformation.
03:33With more glitter, glamour, and gaiety than Kylie Minogue's last tour.
03:39And I'm talking about the audience.
03:42But the most important tool of all is your own personal drag professor.
03:50Susan, you're with Jujubee.
03:52Or Phyllis Hyman, as we like to refer to her here.
03:56My sister Susan and I, back together again.
03:59I'm a little nervous. I've never seen her perform.
04:01Rachel, you're with Manila Luzon.
04:05Hi, Richie.
04:06Rachel has a gorgeous face.
04:10I mean, it looks just like mine, so...
04:12I can't wait to put her in drag.
04:14Dishana, you're with Raven.
04:17I'm feeling some mixed emotions.
04:19She's never been near me in drag, which is why I think I'm so nervous.
04:24Professors, time to take your students through their entrance exams.
04:32What characteristics did you inherit from our family that you love?
04:36We're, like, mixed. We have our white side and our Filipino side, so it keeps people guessing.
04:41I know they always ask, where are you from?
04:43Don't you get that all the time?
04:44Like, Minnesota?
04:45That's exactly what I say.
04:47Aw, I just want to be just as pretty as my sisters.
04:49Of course you do.
04:51Well, I don't know about now, honey.
04:53Well, at least my stuff's real.
04:55Well, you're real ugly.
04:57Come on, she can't touch this.
05:01This is the first time you've seen me like this.
05:02In person.
05:03And what do you think?
05:05Yeah, I love your hair.
05:06I went out and dyed my hair red just for you.
05:09Yeah, just for me. Thank you.
05:10When my mom first found out I did drag, her first reaction was, do you want to be a woman?
05:14David, can I call you David?
05:16You know what? Yes, you can.
05:17You can call me David.
05:19Only you.
05:20Okay.
05:24You have a blotch right there.
05:25A what?
05:26A blotch.
05:27Is that always there?
05:29A black dot?
05:30Yeah.
05:30It's a beauty mark.
05:31But I didn't see it until just right now.
05:33What do you think makes me beautiful and sexy?
05:35My beauty mark.
05:36I almost scraped my face off.
05:41You.
05:42You.
05:42You're crazy.
05:44Bitch, please.
05:45What do you consider in you to be sexy?
05:48I don't know.
05:49I never really thought of that.
05:52What?
05:52I don't think of being sexy.
05:54Oh, girl.
05:55I just need to learn how to be more positive.
05:57I'm so uptight.
05:58Well, you're so uptight.
05:59If I put a rock in your ass in a week, I'd have a diamond.
06:03He is so nasty.
06:05If Susan had the confidence level that, we'll say, I have, she'd be fabulous.
06:13Time's up.
06:14Pencils down.
06:15Meet me at the Dragulator.
06:17Ladies, this is the Dragulator.
06:20It will determine your drag name and give you a glimpse at your diva potential.
06:26Dishana.
06:27Yes.
06:27Let's start with you.
06:35Commence Dragulation.
06:38Dragulation complete.
06:42Ladyhawk.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:45Oh, my God.
06:46I love it.
06:48I love it, yeah.
06:49I didn't want to look as if I was trying to be something younger.
06:52And this suits that very well.
06:54It looks like you.
06:56Well, I've got a little more than that.
06:59All right, Rachel. It's your turn.
07:01Okay.
07:06Commence Dragulation.
07:10Dragulation complete.
07:13L'Arc C'est Laurent.
07:15Oh, wow.
07:17Manila?
07:19So colorful.
07:20It kind of scares me because I'm not used to wearing so much color.
07:24Manila, is it possible?
07:26If it sucks, then maybe I'll just, you know, throw on the red wig and go out there on Dragulation
07:30Day.
07:31Last but not least, Susan.
07:39Commence Dragulation.
07:43Dragulation complete.
07:47Falconetta.
07:48OMG.
07:49Gee.
07:50What do you think, Susan?
07:52That's very, um, risque, like, out there.
07:56Really?
07:56Yes.
07:58Now, Jujubee, has your sister ever taken these kind of chances before?
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:04I'm not so, like, thrilled about it.
08:07It's a little out of my, um, comfort zone.
08:11Coming up.
08:12We want a
08:13Booty.
08:13Hips.
08:14Breasticles.
08:15Birdseed?
08:16Really?
08:17And later.
08:18I haven't actually told.
08:19What?
08:19Oh, yeah.
08:20What?
08:20Look at this.
08:21Cool!
08:24Drag U or you're ready for me.
08:28It's a miracle.
08:30Drag U.
08:32Ladies, it's time for your first class.
08:35Allow me to introduce our Dean of Drag, the Lady Bunny.
08:46Good morning, girls.
08:48Good morning, Lady Bunny.
08:51Bunny, it's take your relative to work day.
08:54Do you notice any family resemblances?
08:56Yes.
08:57Jujubee's sister tried to steal my purse in the parking lot.
08:59Good girl.
09:01And I won't mention what Manila's sister was doing in the parking lot, but it involved a
09:05truck driver.
09:06Oh, you were out of drag in the parking lot?
09:09No, your father was.
09:11Now, Bunny, I want you to give these girls a lesson in drag queen anatomy.
09:16Or, as we call it here, body-oddy-oddy.
09:20Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
09:24For today's lady lesson, let's refer to our Drag U handbook.
09:29Work with your professors to put together that perfect hourglass figure.
09:35Jujubee, what area of your sister's body do you want to focus on?
09:39We want a booty.
09:40I'm gonna make her butt bigger.
09:42It's gonna basically make her waist look a lot smaller.
09:45All right, Manila, what is working and what is not?
09:48Well, my sister already has some nice boobies.
09:51But in order to accentuate your waistline, we're just gonna make your hips bigger.
09:57Now, Raven and Deshauna, what's working and what's not?
10:01My mom is very healthy in the haunches.
10:04She has four five children.
10:05Beautiful children.
10:07So, where will you add some padding?
10:09We're gonna add padding right outside the breast-ular areas.
10:14The breasticles.
10:16Okay, ladies, you've got 20 minutes.
10:19Ready, set, go!
10:21All right, so this is the shape of a woman.
10:23Okay.
10:23This is your shape.
10:25Thanks, that's so flattering.
10:26If your waist is this big, you're gonna have to make your hips this big.
10:30Wow, it looks like a horse.
10:33Centaur realness.
10:34Okay, that's what you think.
10:36Okay.
10:36Oh, I like your ring.
10:37Thank you, this is Bijou Trésor.
10:39I almost got blind by that.
10:40Okay.
10:41Blinded, you fob.
10:43Honey, I put the other one right here.
10:45If you like it hot, drop it low.
10:50Then just kind of beat it down into the bottom.
10:53I knew about the padding, and I knew about the foam.
10:56But birdseed, really?
10:57In the breast?
10:58Equipped with a nipple?
10:59So lift, and separate.
11:02I'm sticking my hand in my mom's bra.
11:07Let's see how you did.
11:08First up, Rachel.
11:10Woo!
11:12Yes!
11:13To give my sister Rachel an hourglass shape,
11:15I carved padding out of foam rubber to make her hips curvy and voluptuous.
11:19Oh my gosh, Manila, you just made your sister into Bumpy Bullet.
11:22Do you see the bumps?
11:24Do you like looking more like your brother now?
11:26I look better than my brother.
11:27Whoops!
11:29Who doesn't?
11:31Next up, Susan.
11:34Hello!
11:35I use professional pads to create this juicy bubble butt.
11:40Susan has a rump gross now.
11:43Girl, that's too much booty in the pan.
11:45Here comes Deshaunna.
11:47Yes, Mama!
11:49To give my mom an hourglass shape, I filled pantyhose with birdseed and stuffed her bust.
11:54Now, she's got more up top to balance out her bottom.
11:58Birdseed tits?
11:59Really?
11:59What, she gonna get hungry later?
12:00She needs a little snack?
12:03How do you feel, Deshaunna?
12:05Full.
12:07Stuff it and flaunt it.
12:09That's today's lady lesson.
12:11Bye-bye!
12:13Bye!
12:13Bye, lady lady!
12:19I don't think I like the red.
12:21No bangs, I don't think.
12:22Definitely need to make it bigger.
12:24You look like a boy.
12:26And you look like a girl.
12:27I was wrong.
12:30Isn't this nice?
12:31F&S fabric.
12:32Remember when I used to dress you up and you used to lip sync to Whitney Houston?
12:35Yes.
12:36And remember how you used to stuff my boobs with socks?
12:38We padded before we padded.
12:41I'm so glad that you're here.
12:43Cause I feel like I never get to see you and we live like a mile away from each other.
12:46I know.
12:47You still talk to mom, right?
12:48Yeah, I still talk to her.
12:50She calls me all the time.
12:52How is she doing?
12:54I haven't spoken to my mother in a long time.
12:56I wonder if she asks about me ever.
12:58She does, but I just changed the subject.
13:03Mm-hmm.
13:04They didn't talk for about 11 years, ever since my dad passed away.
13:08I didn't have my mother as well because she left us with another man.
13:11She kind of me over.
13:13Well, you're not the only one too, you know.
13:15I don't, I don't want to talk about it.
13:17That hurts me so much.
13:23It's okay.
13:26I miss that so much.
13:29It's okay.
13:32It's one of those things where it's just emotional, but necessary.
13:37We needed that.
13:38And I'm so, I'm such an ugly crier.
13:40Oh my God.
13:41Your lip, remember your lips used to turn purple.
13:44So we've got these ones here, which are seven.
13:47And we also have these ones.
13:48I'm just cracking up cause you say these ones.
13:51These ones?
13:52These.
13:53Excuse me, teacher.
13:55My mom is a school teacher, but she's here now to get schooled.
13:59So mama, listen up.
14:05I hope they don't find anything.
14:07That's so mean.
14:08Come on, let's hurry.
14:09We're not mean.
14:10We just want to win.
14:11Juju's coming next.
14:12Let's mix match all of the shoes.
14:13All right.
14:16I'd love to mess with that girl.
14:17What is a competition without a little shade?
14:22Coming up.
14:23Oh, Raven.
14:24You got a problem?
14:25Mm-hmm.
14:27You bitches are ghetto.
14:28Ouch.
14:30A cucumber is a drag queen and women's best friend.
14:34No.
14:34Not what you're thinking.
14:36You can put them on your eyes to reduce puffiness.
14:40You can rub it on cellulite to tighten and burn.
14:43Not that I have that problem.
14:45Oh, Cucumber, you always get the job done.
14:50Oh, my God.
15:00Oh!
15:07What?
15:09Oh, my gosh.
15:10Raven.
15:12Raven!
15:14What?
15:15How do these match?
15:16I don't know.
15:17We're busy.
15:17Dishana.
15:20Dishana.
15:22You got a problem?
15:24Mm-hmm.
15:25Raven and Dishana.
15:26You bitches are ghetto.
15:28Okay?
15:28Ghetto.
15:30Come on.
15:32Okay.
15:32Falconetta.
15:33Find your shoes?
15:35See, you found yours.
15:36Yes.
15:37They match.
15:39Ouch.
15:41Speechless, are you?
15:42Wow, that's a first.
15:44My mom's being shady.
15:46I'll pee on your pillow.
15:49What do you think mom's gonna say when she sees you?
15:52Well, she'd be proud that both of her kids are so glamorous, probably.
15:56What about dad?
15:57Well, I think he's just supportive, because regardless, he's proud of his kids in anything that we do.
16:02Really? Even drag?
16:03Well, I think he just doesn't know how to talk about it.
16:06I don't talk about it with dad.
16:07My dad and my brother are very close, but there's always that pink elephant in the room where they just
16:13don't talk about Carl's lifestyle as a drag queen.
16:17You'll have to win.
16:18You'll have to make him proud.
16:19Okay.
16:20Okay, which one do you want to try on?
16:22That one.
16:23Okay.
16:23Cool.
16:24Let's not even bother with this one.
16:25My mom is excited about the look because she wears garments.
16:28I was raised Mormon.
16:30My mom is still a practicing Mormon.
16:31Garments are something that Mormons wear 24-7.
16:34The only time they take them off is if they're showering or swimming.
16:36So you still look like a mom, a good loving Mormon mom, but you look sexy.
16:42This is a sexy look without compromising your Christianity.
16:47Well, hello, Ladykin.
16:50Hi, Ruth.
16:51I have come to check on your wigs and gowns and things of that nature.
16:55So, Susan, are you going with the look the Dragulator selected for you?
16:59We're going to switch it up a knot.
17:01We're working on this beautiful dress here.
17:03We might pair them with these cute pumps.
17:06Walk to the center of the room and turn back around.
17:10Keep looking down at the ground.
17:12Oh, okay.
17:13Juju, can you show your sister how it's done?
17:23That's how you do it.
17:24But Juju, what is going through your mind when you're doing your walk?
17:28There's a cheeseburger at the end of the runway, and if I do really well, I get it.
17:33Rachel, where are you drawing your inspiration?
17:35I just kind of want to show Manila that I can be fabulous, too, and I can show her up
17:41a little bit.
17:42Oh.
17:42Yeah.
17:43We'll see.
17:43Yeah.
17:45Dashana, is that the dress you're going to wear?
17:47I think so.
17:48It's really beautiful.
17:49It really suits you.
17:50But does it suit Lady Hawk?
17:52No.
17:54So, what does it mean to you that your mom is here at Drag U?
17:58My mom is the most important person to me in my life, and we had differences when I came out
18:10at first.
18:11For her to put her religion and her beliefs aside and come here and support what I do means the
18:18world to me.
18:20That's gorgeous.
18:22And I'm sure a lot of people out there wish they had this kind of relationship.
18:26I'm glad you're here.
18:27You, too.
18:28I love you.
18:29I love you.
18:32Listen, kids, now it's time to step away from your outfits, put on your I Heart Iron Fist shoes, and
18:38meet me at dance class.
18:41Where are my girls at?
18:43Make your heels clap.
18:47Every good drag queen knows that dance is a huge part of performance.
18:51Free yourself, girl.
18:53Class, I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Trisha Miranda.
18:57Hi, Trisha.
18:58Now, Trisha worked on Beyonce's Diva video, so I know she can handle you budding divas.
19:05All right.
19:05She's going to prepare you for your final dragxamination, a full-on lip-sync performance in front of a live
19:11audience, including your family and friends.
19:15Trisha, what song have you chosen to set these women free?
19:20Hot Stuff by Donna Summer.
19:26Hot Stuff, are you kidding me?
19:27I know that song.
19:29DeShawna should know who Donna Summer is.
19:31They probably went to high school together.
19:32Now, class, Trisha will also be judging your final performance, so you better step it up.
19:38Now, Trisha, let them have it.
19:42I will, Mama.
19:43Okay.
19:44Hot Stuff is definitely going to bring out the confidence in these women, just like their drag queen relatives, and
19:49I'm so ready to whip these family members into shape.
19:52We're going to start with what I like to call tipping.
19:55It's a nice, fierce, high-energy walk.
19:58You want to gallop.
19:59Kind of like a horse.
20:00So you're going to walk.
20:01Oh!
20:05Yes?
20:06Oh!
20:06You see how it's not just like walking like this?
20:09All right, DeShawna.
20:10Let's see.
20:10All right.
20:12I've never done this before.
20:14Your arms are too...
20:15Sorry.
20:16She's like in like a 1940s musical.
20:18I feel like I'm doing a Charleston or something.
20:20The Charleston?
20:21Really?
20:22I cannot believe my mom's doing this.
20:24Come on, Susan.
20:25Uh-oh.
20:27Pump it.
20:28Don't look down.
20:29Oh.
20:29Okay.
20:30I can't do it.
20:31Right out of the box of projects.
20:33All right.
20:34Right away, Rachel.
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:38Oh, my God.
20:39Okay.
20:39Oh, seriously?
20:40Rachie!
20:41Do I walk like that?
20:42Yes, you do.
20:43Oh, my God.
20:44We got you, Rachel.
20:45Can you help her, please?
20:47Yeah.
20:47I just want to turn around and say, Manila, shut up.
20:50Because I'm trying my best.
20:53Susan, I want you to bring Falconetta now.
20:57And go step, pop, step, pop, step, pop.
21:01Okay.
21:02We need to work on it.
21:03It's okay.
21:03Come on.
21:04What's wrong with me?
21:05Nothing's wrong with you.
21:06You just need more confidence.
21:06Girl, I have some confidence.
21:07You're okay.
21:07You can do it.
21:08I'm very shy.
21:09Can't be shy.
21:09I drag you.
21:10I feel so lost.
21:12I'm like, whoa.
21:12What am I doing?
21:14Let's get our professors up on the stage.
21:16Mr. Pro.
21:17No.
21:17Move over, Bacon.
21:18Here comes something meatier.
21:20Follow me.
21:21I want some hot stuff feelings this evening.
21:25I'm tired of having some love.
21:27I'm tired of having some love.
21:28I'm tired of having some love in it.
21:29Work.
21:31All right, everybody.
21:32Great, great job.
21:33Woo!
21:34You've got big shoes to fill.
21:36Literally.
21:37Class dismissed.
21:40You need to have more confidence.
21:42Okay.
21:42Okay.
21:43Don't look down, because if you look down, I'm going to chop your face off.
21:45You've got to look out.
21:46It's not funny.
21:47This is not a game.
21:47This is RuPaul's Drag U.
21:48I know.
21:49I will.
21:50Girl, you can do it.
21:51Just don't give up.
21:54Coming up.
21:55I have an extra toe.
21:56What?
21:57Oh, yeah.
21:57What?
21:57Look at this.
21:59Cool!
21:59Cool!
22:01And now, a word from the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
22:09Fluffernutter.
22:11This has been a word from President RuPaul.
22:14Drag U, are you ready for me?
22:19Here we go, Drag U.
22:24So how are you guys doing this morning?
22:26Do you have a lot of stuff to do?
22:27Yes.
22:27I guess so.
22:28I'm exhausted.
22:29The pressure is definitely getting to me this morning.
22:31Ow!
22:32I'm going to start bleeding here.
22:34How did you guys sleep last night?
22:35I was dreaming it, Nashana, and I dreamed that you stole one of my lines in the song.
22:39It's not a dream, honey.
22:44Good morning!
22:46How are you feeling?
22:47Yeah, it's good.
22:48I just need a new hip.
22:49Why?
22:50What's wrong?
22:50I have too much hip-hop.
22:52Ooh!
22:53I'm worried about her hip.
22:54I don't want her to do something that's going to make her be in a wheelchair.
22:57Well, at least my feet don't hurt.
22:59Well, they will.
23:00Oh.
23:05Come in.
23:08Hi.
23:09Hi.
23:10Your knock was so light I could barely hear it.
23:12I know.
23:12I'm really shy.
23:13You are shy, really?
23:14Sit back.
23:15I want you to get comfortable.
23:16Okay.
23:16I heard from Jujubee that you lost some of that playfulness, that confidence that you
23:21had as a kid.
23:22It just hurts me.
23:23What hurts you?
23:24Just being confident.
23:26I don't have that, and I want it so bad.
23:28Ever since I lost my father, I just don't have it anymore.
23:32Does Falconetta care what people think of her?
23:34Of course not.
23:35Why?
23:36Because she's fierce.
23:37She soars!
23:38I cannot wait to see your newfound confidence with Falconetta on the runway at Draguation.
23:45Okay.
23:45Thank you so much.
23:46Leaving Rue's office, I felt good.
23:48I finally, like, said something.
23:50Like, I actually, like, speak up.
23:53Hi-yah!
23:55Oh, my God, I had a cramp.
23:57Well, good thing it's not on that side.
23:59What's the other side?
24:00I have an extra toe.
24:01What?
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:02Let me see.
24:03What?
24:03Look at this!
24:04Cool!
24:05There's a lot of kids out there that's probably born the same way as I am.
24:08They probably feel just the same way.
24:10So, I'm like, why not just embrace it?
24:12I polished it.
24:13Yeah!
24:13Oh, that sounds great!
24:14Oh, it's so cute!
24:15It is cute.
24:16I've always wanted to ask my sister if they charged extra to paint that toenail.
24:22I live in New Jersey, but I work probably, like, four blocks away from my brother in Midtown.
24:26But, honestly, we don't really see each other that often anymore.
24:29Why not?
24:29We both live different lives, and his lifestyle as a Dre queen is so different than, like, my office work
24:33at 9 to 5.
24:34We don't make our dinner dates anymore, and it's like work.
24:37It takes time to get on his schedule.
24:41And I just feel like he forgets that I'm around.
24:44So, you coming to Drag U was a way to sort of rekindle some of the fun you had.
24:49Yeah, exactly.
24:50Do you feel that he's chosen drag over you?
24:52Sometimes I do.
24:53If we do hang out, it's like he needs to pick up jewelry or get some fabric or something involved
24:58with drag.
24:58And I'm like, can't we just sit and, like, talk?
25:00Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
25:04That's the way I'm going to do it here tonight.
25:06It's your turn to step into the spotlight.
25:09I think all three of our girls have their own strengths.
25:12Yeah.
25:13It's going to be hard.
25:14I know.
25:15I would love, at this point, if all three of these girls could drag you up with top honors tonight.
25:18Your mother's going to look like Gwen Stefani with two hair chiku backup dancers.
25:23Except one is offbeat because she has an extra toe to hit the ground.
25:26Oh, I love my sister.
25:28One of us is going to leave here with a winning girl.
25:32I'm going to make sure it's my sister.
25:34My mom's going to win.
25:35No, we're winning.
25:36Winning.
25:37My sister's going to win.
25:38Okay?
25:38End.
25:39How much more are you going to do that phase?
25:41Just she gets it looking like yours, girl.
25:42I know.
25:43I want to be Raven.
25:44Girl, what country are you from?
25:47Macaroon?
25:48Macaroon!
25:50I'm cooking.
25:53Are you excited?
25:54I have had the experience of my life coming here.
25:57Really?
25:57Tell me about it.
25:58To be able to share in some of my son's life.
26:00That he is so good.
26:02I just wanted to say to you thank you for seeing in him what I've seen in him all his
26:07life.
26:08Whatever you've done, you've got to pat yourself on the back too.
26:11Raven loves his mama.
26:12He does.
26:13That's why he's so special.
26:15Tonight at Draguation is your opportunity to tell him some of that.
26:19I want to make him proud.
26:21I have a feeling you already have.
26:23Good.
26:26What up?
26:27Not much.
26:28It went well.
26:29What did we talk about?
26:30I kind of just told him that ever since I moved away, it's like we don't hang out anymore.
26:35Sometimes I just feel like you forget about me because you still call my other roommate
26:38and she goes to all your shows, but I'm your real sister.
26:42It hurts my feelings and even if I can't make it, I just want to be asked.
26:48I'm sorry.
26:49I didn't know Rachie.
26:50I'm sorry Rachie.
26:52You're like my best friend.
26:54I'm glad that Rachie was able to open up and kind of explain how she was feeling and I think
26:59after Drag U, I think we're going to like hang out a lot more.
27:05I have a lot of family that's coming to Draguation and I want to prove to them and to David
27:09that I can make him proud.
27:11And I want to prove to myself that I can do it.
27:14I'm so looking forward to seeing my daughter and my grandson perform together because they are a good team.
27:19And my daughter, she's a natural talent, I want you to know.
27:23When my makeup was finished, I felt so different.
27:25I was like, wow, I do feel powerful.
27:29I'm not going to lie, I am a little nervous because she is my sister, but it's a good nerve.
27:34I want to show to my family and friends today that my brother is not the only talent in the
27:39family.
27:39And even though I'm the desk worker, I also have a creative side and an inner diva.
27:44When Lark Saint Laurent comes out that door, she is going to be giving me Manila Luzon.
27:52Faculty, friends and family.
27:54It's time to Draguate, bitches.
27:57Drag U, are you ready for me?
28:02Here we come Drag U.
28:07Faculty, friends and family.
28:09Please welcome your Drag U professors, Jujubee, Raven and Manila Luzon.
28:15And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
28:20Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
28:22And tonight, it's a family affair.
28:25Here to evaluate my girls are the falcatee, our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
28:32Our dean of dance, Trisha Miranda.
28:36And our visiting professor, Oscar winning actress, Shirley Jones is here.
28:42We are so thrilled that you've joined us tonight.
28:45Thank you, I am too.
28:46Now it's time to celebrate.
28:49Let the Draguation commence.
28:51My sister Susan grew up shy, and we always had each other.
28:54But now, she's one fierce drag queen.
28:57Just like her big ass brother.
29:00Ladies and gentlemen, Falconetta!
29:13I came to Drag U because I really miss laughing with my brother.
29:17He's been my biggest inspiration.
29:19As Jujubee, he taught me how to be sexy, confident, and powerful.
29:25I always knew Susan had this burning fire inside of her.
29:28I just have to kick her ass.
29:29She looks like a supermodel with an extra toe.
29:35My sister Rachel and I used to fight over dolls and dresses.
29:39Now we fight for attention.
29:41Ladies and gentlemen, Locke St. Laurent.
29:54I love my brother very much.
29:57But I've been hiding in his shadow for way too long.
30:01Today, it's my turn to step into the spotlight and show the world and Manila
30:06that the fiercest and hottest drag queen in this family is me.
30:11We are saying the wrong.
30:12Oh my God.
30:13She looks just like me.
30:16Rachel is owning that runway.
30:18Yes!
30:19Work it, Heather!
30:24To me, my mom Deshaunna has always been the most beautiful woman in the world.
30:29But now, she's going to have everyone asking, who's that girl?
30:34Ladies and gentlemen, my mom, Lady Hawk.
30:43I spent my entire life teaching David to be the best he could be and to follow his dreams.
30:50Now David, or should I say Raven, has taught me that I can be fabulous at 51.
30:56But most importantly, I want to say, David, I love the person that you have become.
31:00And you have made me one proud mama bird.
31:03Not only does she look like a million bucks, she gave a million dollar speech.
31:08Jeez, lady, what are you trying to do to me?
31:09This ain't waterproof.
31:14Jaguets, now begins your oral examination.
31:17First question, Falconetta.
31:19What's the most important thing you'll be taking with you?
31:22Confidence.
31:23And how to be a strong woman.
31:25And just looking forward instead of looking down at the floor all the time.
31:28Alright.
31:29Falcatee, Tisha Miranda.
31:30The minute those doors opened, I saw so much confidence in you.
31:34I'm so proud of you.
31:36I love your clothes.
31:37I love your hair.
31:39You're just beautiful.
31:42Alright.
31:43L'Arc Saint Laurent.
31:45Who is the fiercest in the family now?
31:48It's always been me.
31:50Manila just didn't believe it.
31:51I had to prove it to her.
31:53Is there anything you'd like to say to Manila?
31:56Manila, I just want to say thank you so much for being my brother.
32:00Even though it wasn't my choice, I am happy it turned out that way.
32:04I love you very much.
32:06I love you, Rachie.
32:08Manila, you have created a monster.
32:10A gorgeous monster.
32:12But you better look out, because she's got everything you've got, and she don't have
32:15to shave.
32:17You look great.
32:18I love your confidence, and I love your sense of humor.
32:21Alright.
32:23Lady Ha, how does the outfit make you feel?
32:26Busting out at the seams.
32:29Raven, is there anything you'd like to say to Lady Ha?
32:36I love you.
32:37I'm going to keep it simple.
32:38I love you.
32:38Is there anything you'd like to say to your grandmother?
32:41Thank you for coming here.
32:42This means a lot to me.
32:43And I love you too.
32:45It makes me feel acceptance, and it makes me feel that my family truly loves me.
32:49How does that make you feel, Lady Ha?
32:52It makes me feel better, knowing what David does, and knowing that we can share in his
32:58side of the world, and that we can support him through showing that we love him.
33:03One thing that I've learned is that David is the same as Raven.
33:07Raven is the same as David.
33:09He is the same wherever he is.
33:14Alright.
33:15Lady Bunny, don't hawks eat bunnies?
33:20The birds!
33:22I'm seeing a little Michelle Pfeiffer, a little Joan Collins, and a little rest in peace.
33:27Liz Taylor, you look stunning.
33:29Your eye contact was very, very strong, and your walk very strong.
33:35Well, thank you, judges.
33:36Ladies, it's time for your final drug examination.
33:39Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
33:44So, don't flunk it up.
33:47Drag U, are you ready for me?
33:52Here we go, Drag U.
33:57Balcatee family and friends, as president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the Draguating class.
34:05Ladies, let them have it.
34:14I'm sitting here, eating my heart out, waving.
34:18Waiting for some lovers to call.
34:21I was found a thousand numbers lately.
34:25Almost drank the form of the wall.
34:28Looking for some hot stuff, baby, the same day.
34:31I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight.
34:35Gotta have some hot stuff, gotta have some more tonight.
34:42I need hot stuff.
34:45I want some hot stuff.
34:49I need hot stuff.
34:54Hot, hot, hot, hot.
34:57Thought hot, hot, hot, hot.
34:59Speaking for hot stuff.
35:09Thank you ladies, now please wait backstage while the Falcon team decides which one of
35:15you will drag you away with top honors.
35:19Based on DPA, what did you think of Falconetta?
35:23I thought she did good, a lot different from the first time I worked with her.
35:27She wasn't confident at all, today I saw a lot more confidence.
35:30I think she nailed it.
35:31I thought she was wonderful, she seemed to grow as she went on with confidence.
35:36Alright now, what did you think of L'Arc Saint Laurent?
35:39Her attitude is so drag queen, very theatrical, very kooky, like Manila, a scene stealer.
35:46To me, she stole the show, it was crazy over the top, I forgot she was a woman for a
35:51little
35:51bit.
35:52I did.
35:52She needs to be checked for a penis.
35:54Right, right.
35:55Her sense of humor was always there, I loved everything about her.
35:59Alright, what did you all think of Lady Hawk?
36:02She is stunning.
36:04She was a bit like a fish out of water, but she was cutting her eyes and giving you the
36:08attitude and definitely feeling it.
36:10I couldn't take my eyes off of her.
36:12She looked like every movie star in Hollywood.
36:15But when she was out there dancing and doing the move, you know, down here and this and
36:19that, I mean, you forgot she was a kindergarten teacher.
36:22Yeah.
36:22Yeah.
36:23Alright, Falcatee, I'm leaving the decision in your capable hands.
36:29Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:32All Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:38The Falcatee has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
36:43May I have the envelope, please?
36:51The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
36:58Lady Hawk!
37:02Condragulations!
37:04Woohoo!
37:04I just draguated with top honors.
37:06I have never felt this rush before.
37:15Thank you, Ru.
37:17Thank you, Raven.
37:17I've had the best time.
37:19I'm gonna take the things that I've learned here home with me, and I am gonna be fierce.
37:23And start spending some time on her damn self.
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