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00:01Good morning, ladies.
00:04Good morning, Rue.
00:06A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives to the miracle of drag.
00:11Today, we have three students who want to...
00:13Wait a minute. These girls aren't students.
00:16They're my sisters. My real-life sisters.
00:19Renee, Renetta, and Rozzy.
00:21No!
00:24Professor Chanel.
00:26Dr. Raven.
00:28Juju B. PhD.
00:31I need my drag sisters to teach my real sisters how we do it.
00:36And don't flunk it up.
00:38Because this time, it's personal.
00:42My name is Rozzy, and I'm Rue's little sister.
00:48Going to work every day, I dress very conservatively.
00:51For me to sex it up at work, it means I put on rouge instead of just lipstick.
00:56I enrolled at Drag U because I'd like to be a glamorous little sister.
01:03My name is Renetta, and I'm Rue's second oldest sister.
01:07Putting myself first is hard because I feel that others come before me in my heart.
01:13I want to make sure everyone is fine.
01:16I just worry for everyone, and I just want everyone to be okay.
01:21Drag U will help me give myself permission to be drop-dead gorgeous.
01:30I'm Renee, and I'm the twin of Renetta.
01:33I haven't felt pretty or beautiful in a really long time.
01:37I want to feel better about myself, and I think that's how Drag U is going to help me.
01:41Renetta has always been the glamorous one.
01:44I want that chance.
01:45You better work.
01:47Touchdown Drag U.
01:51Oh wow.
01:55Hi Uncle Ru.
01:58Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
02:01My three beautiful sisters.
02:03Now, if you complete this course, I guarantee your feet are going to hurt like hell.
02:09And that at our next family get-together, there's going to be four supermodels of the world.
02:14Of course.
02:16But RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:19So even my own sisters will be graded on their DPA.
02:24That's Drag Point Average.
02:26D is for Drag Transformation.
02:28P is for Performance.
02:30And A is your Attitude Adjustment.
02:34Yeah, I'm looking at you, Rozzy.
02:36Uh oh.
02:37You'll have 48 hours until your Draguation.
02:40And in the end, only one of you will Draguate with top honors.
02:44Can I get a Ru-Ha?
02:45Ru-Ha!
02:47Alright, walk this way.
02:50Like that?
02:51Yeah, this way.
02:54Swing out, sister!
03:01Welcome to the Drag Lab.
03:03Wow.
03:04Here you'll find everything a drag queen needs.
03:08Fabulous hair from Wilshire Wigs.
03:10Accessories by Style Q.
03:12And more feathers, fringe and eyeliner than Little Richard's Rooty Tooty Tour.
03:16Now think of this as a giant box of crayons.
03:20And you get to use every color to bring out your inner diva.
03:23But the most important tool of all is your own personal drag professor who will guide you through every step
03:31of this competition.
03:32Rozzy, you're with Raven.
03:34When I look at Rozzy, I can see Ru.
03:37I can't wait to get started on mini Ru.
03:40And Renee, you're with Chanel.
03:43Renee is more of a plain Jane kind of a girl.
03:46She's your everyday mom.
03:47Renetta, that means you're with Jujubee.
03:50Renee, Rozzy, huge personalities.
03:53And of course, they're paired up with the two bitches.
03:55And then there's the sweet and his hint gorgeous darling with me.
04:00Alright, it's time to take my sisters through their entrance exams.
04:07This admissions exam will help us to identify our students' potential.
04:12Okay, starting with weirdest place you've ever been naughty.
04:16Oh, man, you have some questions here.
04:19I know, I'm getting a little personal here, but...
04:21Swimming pool?
04:21Oh, okay, alright.
04:23When the going gets tough, what do you do?
04:24I face it straight out.
04:26Like that.
04:26There is an inner diva in Rozzy, but there's also like a fire in her.
04:31She's not gonna take .
04:33I'm like, uh-oh.
04:34Is there anything that you refuse to do?
04:36Ho.
04:37Okay.
04:37I don't wanna do any ho-ing.
04:39I don't wanna do that either.
04:40Okay.
04:40The others in him.
04:42Okay.
04:43Ass Raven.
04:46Oh.
04:47Ladies and ladyboys, let's step over to the Dragulator.
04:52These girls are lucky to have the modern technology of the Dragulator to help them find their inner diva.
04:59Rozzy?
04:59Yes.
05:00Let's start with you.
05:03Commence Dragulation.
05:06Dragulation complete.
05:10Bianca Dinkins.
05:11Ooh.
05:12Wow.
05:13Look at that.
05:14Wow.
05:15You look like RuPaul.
05:17She can only wish.
05:19The hair is a little out there for me.
05:23I just don't know how we're gonna pull it off.
05:25Now, could you see yourself turning into that, Rozzy?
05:28Yeah.
05:29Why do you hesitate?
05:30Because it looks like a lot of work.
05:31But look at the payoff.
05:32Can I try?
05:33Next up, Renee.
05:40Commence Dragulation.
05:43Dragulation complete.
05:46Cupcake.
05:47Ooh.
05:49Wow, look at that.
05:50Wow, look at that.
05:52Cupcake, I could just eat you up.
05:53Gorgeous.
05:55To be able to live up to it, I have to say I'm gonna need some duct tape, I'm gonna
05:58need some lashes, a little spackle.
06:01Renetta.
06:02Yeah.
06:06Commence Dragulation.
06:09Dragulation complete.
06:12Star Booty.
06:13Ooh.
06:14Wow.
06:17I like her.
06:18You like her?
06:19I think she looks great.
06:20She looks just like me, and you wanna say you like her?
06:23I wanna hear you love her.
06:25I love her.
06:26I want Star Booty to have this air of sophistication.
06:31I don't want Star Booty to look like a street hooker.
06:35Coming up, Frank will prepare you for a full-on lip sync performance.
06:40I'm nervous to do this in front of my friends and my family.
06:43That's my wig, bitch.
06:47And later, it is time to drag you away, bitches.
06:50Drag you, are you headed for me?
06:54It's America, drag you.
07:01Every drag diva needs to learn how to strut their stuff.
07:05It hurts to be glamorous, and these sisters shall have no mercy.
07:09Hello, class.
07:11Hello.
07:11Now, I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Frank Gadson.
07:14Hello, ladies.
07:15Hi, Frank.
07:15Frank will prepare you for your final drag examination.
07:19A full-on lip sync performance in front of a live audience, including your family and friends.
07:26Really?
07:28I'm nervous to do this in front of my friends and my family.
07:32Now, Frank, what song have you chosen to set my sisters free?
07:36We are family.
07:37We are family, Sister Sledge.
07:38We are family.
07:42I got all my sisters with me.
07:44It's a special song.
07:45How can you not think of your family and your sisters?
07:47If you had to ask us what our theme song is, that would be our theme song.
07:52Now, just because they're my sisters, that doesn't mean you have to go easy on them.
07:55I want you to let them have it.
07:58My job as Dean of Dance is to turn RuPaul's sisters into supermodels.
08:03You know what's really nice to see you all already doing?
08:05You're standing really nice.
08:06I call it a T-stands.
08:07Now, how do you know about that?
08:09Brother.
08:10Frank is teaching the girls his tricks of the trade, and they are picking up what he's
08:14throwing down.
08:15Now, let's get to the lip sync.
08:17You know how divas always look like they're mean?
08:20We want this to be a fun diva.
08:21It's about smiling the whole time.
08:23So, we're going to start with our right foot.
08:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
08:28One, two, three.
08:31When I was watching Renetta dance, I see that she's counting.
08:33Girl, you don't do that as a queen.
08:36Okay.
08:37One, two, three, five, four.
08:40Rozzy definitely has a good sense of rhythm, and I can see that not only is she picking
08:43up the choreography, she studies it, learns it, does it, and does it well.
08:46That beginning just gets me every time.
08:49When it comes to dancing, Renée has two left feet.
08:52Now, when you finish, I want you to dip.
08:54See my dip?
08:55It's too much.
08:56I teach kindergarten.
08:57I don't dance for a living, and this is kind of tough.
09:00Come on there.
09:01Uh, uh, uh.
09:02You went back two times.
09:03I know that.
09:04I'm just doing a step, just so you get the vibe of it, okay?
09:05Oh, my God.
09:07I don't know what we're going to do at this point.
09:09Really do it fun.
09:11Like, you know, like, like you at the club, and you, you know, just smile, okay?
09:15The sisters get the moves.
09:17We just have to make it fun.
09:18No one can show you fun.
09:19Like a drag queen, step aside, bitches.
09:22We are family.
09:25We are family.
09:26I got all my sisters with me.
09:29We are family.
09:33Everybody fight and sing.
09:36Juju is channeling the right vibe.
09:39He wants big moves.
09:40Yeah.
09:40It's fun.
09:41You understand?
09:42I'm expecting excellence from RuPaul's sisters.
09:44They just need to learn to let go and enjoy it.
09:47Good luck, okay?
09:52It's time to start working on the Dragular outfits.
09:55Rozzy's very conservative, and I'm not.
09:57So this could be a pretty interesting conglomeration of personalities.
10:02These two together, I don't know that it's going to work.
10:04Absolutely love the colors, but not together on me.
10:07You don't lie?
10:10Do you like the plunging neckline?
10:12Do you like to show off the girls?
10:13Not really, but...
10:14Why not?
10:14Why not challenge yourself, right?
10:16Star booty suits Renetta so much, that ass is going to shake.
10:20Honey, supermodel of the world.
10:22Of the world.
10:24Do you like the lines and the dimensions of the dress?
10:26I like the long dress because it's more glamorous to me.
10:29She is just fierce and fun.
10:31Are we doing blonde?
10:32Yeah.
10:33I'm not really looking for over the top.
10:36I'd like my final drag image to be more glamorous.
10:39And I could put these in my hair.
10:43Do you think that's too much to put in my hair?
10:45Honey, this is drag.
10:46Okay.
10:47This is not dressing for the mall.
10:48Okay.
10:49Who is your brother?
10:49Okay.
10:51That's my wig, bitch.
10:53Well, bitch, I can't reach it.
10:55That's my problem.
10:56You should have worn higher heels.
10:58Oh, no, she didn't.
11:00Honey.
11:01No.
11:01I got this.
11:02Oh.
11:05Got it, girl.
11:07Why do all these queen bitches got to take what's mine?
11:11How lucky to actually find something that already almost kind of works.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:14It's going to take her student more than a wig to win this.
11:19Coming up.
11:19Girl, what are you doing to her?
11:21You talking to me?
11:22Uh-huh.
11:23And later, our visiting professor, the gorgeous, Kelly Osbourne is here.
11:28Drag you while you're headed to me.
11:31It's a miracle.
11:33Drag you.
11:36This could work.
11:37Chanel snatches the wig and rubs it in my face like a dog.
11:40Now it's time to improvise like a true drag diva would.
11:44You'll make them jealous.
11:46Ooh.
11:47We look over and we see Renetta with this huge white hair on, this huge black rose on top of
11:53it, and flowers stuck in it everywhere.
11:55That's not, mm-mm.
11:57She looks like a witch.
11:59You need to go tell her.
12:01Rozzy's conservative but she knows when to call it out like it is.
12:04So I'm like more and more falling in love with Rozzy because I would be doing the same damn thing.
12:09Can you tell her?
12:09It sounds better coming from a stranger.
12:12Girl, what are you doing to her?
12:14Excuse me?
12:15You talking to me?
12:17Uh-huh.
12:18Really?
12:19I know what you're trying to do.
12:21That's not cute.
12:22Let me see you swing your haw.
12:24Here.
12:25Bitch.
12:26Is that how your sister is too?
12:28She got a mouth like that?
12:29My name looks like Annie.
12:32Rosalyn is our bossy bully.
12:34She is really the most competitive.
12:36I'm gonna be fierce.
12:38So there.
12:39I'm like, oh no.
12:40You can't do that.
12:42You're gonna embarrass us.
12:43You sure about magenta with red hair though?
12:46That might look kind of funky.
12:48I want you to beat them.
12:49All right.
12:49I want you to be better than them.
12:51Yes, ma'am.
12:51I see that Renetta's having a hard time putting herself first.
12:54I'm gonna change that.
12:55Do you ever meditate?
12:57No.
12:58But I pray.
12:59That's a start.
12:59Yes.
13:00This is what I do.
13:01Jujubee visualizes.
13:03And this is what I'm going to give Renetta.
13:05Think that you are the winner and you will be.
13:07If you can't see a girl, you can't be a girl.
13:10Close your eyes.
13:11See yourself in a peaceful, quiet beach.
13:14Listen to the sound of the seagulls.
13:16Admire the beautifully tanned, naked men jogging in slow motion.
13:21When I feel blue, imagining naked, tan men always cheers me up.
13:26So when you guys are all growing up, when's the first time Ru comes dressed in drag?
13:31The first time I saw him was at the family reunion in 92.
13:35It was his coming out to the family.
13:37Everyone was absolutely shocked and surprised.
13:40How did your mom deal with that?
13:42She allowed him to be who he felt he needed to be and she was very open to all of
13:49us really following our dreams and doing what we felt we wanted to do.
13:53Take a deep breath and when you're ready, you can open your eyes and imagine yourself being fierce.
14:01It's relaxing.
14:03Now that I have the power of visualization, I am going to use it to win this competition.
14:08I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
14:11I'm really proud of him.
14:12Proud of what he's achieved and it's not easy.
14:15Did you ever think you'd be coming to his university?
14:17Never.
14:18He'd be having you made over into a drag queen?
14:20Never.
14:21Drag you.
14:23It's a miracle.
14:25Okay, here we go.
14:27Very cute.
14:28Yeah, see those words.
14:29Excuse her.
14:30Renee's wand was a little mediocre.
14:33It could be better.
14:34Let me see you do a fierce walk, honey.
14:36Okay.
14:36Okay.
14:36Beauty.
14:37Hit it.
14:38Yes.
14:43So, because it's...
14:45This is how you do it, girl.
14:45It's a...
14:46Oh, oh.
14:47Oh no, she didn't.
14:50Uh-huh.
14:50Oh, see, she got her statue.
14:52Okay, she even snapped it.
14:53Okay.
14:54This bitch is really trying to win this right now.
14:56She's in the zone.
14:57That's how it's done.
14:58Oh, you gonna let her do that?
14:59I see that Rozzy has the most potential with the walk.
15:01I'm gonna kiss Renetta's butt and make her work.
15:09Well, hello, ladies.
15:11Hello.
15:12Hi.
15:12Show me some glamour and glitter and things of that nature.
15:16Chains and whip.
15:18What was your first thought when you saw this picture?
15:20It didn't look like me at first.
15:21It's so...
15:22You hate it, don't you?
15:23Well, it's so not me.
15:24No, it is...
15:25Look how plain that is.
15:26Well, you have no makeup on here.
15:27I know.
15:28Remember that time I made you up?
15:29Yeah.
15:30Did her makeup.
15:30And I couldn't understand why she didn't walk around like that every single day.
15:33It takes too much time.
15:34Ten minutes.
15:35Drag is about creating a fantasy persona.
15:38It's about getting to do all the things you've never done before.
15:41With no repercussions.
15:43Drag is like the morning after pill.
15:45What do you know about the morning?
15:47Honey, I am high as a kite on morning after pills right now.
15:50I like the color of the dress, but not with the color of the hair.
15:53I just think that they don't work well together.
15:56Well, you know, it's about creating a fantasy.
15:58What is your fantasy?
15:59Something very slimming and dark.
16:02Dark.
16:02Something to match your soul.
16:04No, just joking.
16:05She's my sister.
16:06I can do that.
16:06No, no, no.
16:07She said the same thing about you.
16:12Now listen, I know you're not crazy about this look here, but I have something in my
16:16archives that fits your description.
16:18And I'm only doing this because you're somebody I know.
16:20Okay?
16:21So hold on and make a rabbit.
16:22Okay.
16:22Bye.
16:24This dress here.
16:26It's gorgeous, right?
16:27Yeah.
16:27Rue can see that we're struggling.
16:29Rue decides to go over and pull out a black dress.
16:32It's freaking cute.
16:35I want to take it.
16:36And you can wear any color hair with it you want.
16:39Okay.
16:40Hey, Renee.
16:41Hey, Rue.
16:42This is your Dragulator picture.
16:43Right, right.
16:44And this is Cupcake.
16:45Are you going to design an outfit something like this?
16:47Well, actually, we talked about a couple of different things.
16:49One was draping this.
16:51I have something in mind for you.
16:52You can take what's behind door number one, or you can see what I have behind door number
16:57two as an option.
16:59Okay.
16:59I'll be right back.
17:00I'm excited about what it is.
17:02I had no idea.
17:02And presto.
17:04Oh, how cute.
17:05This little number here.
17:06This does look like Cupcake.
17:07Icing.
17:08And this is the frosting.
17:09Sprinkles.
17:09Yeah.
17:10I'm sure.
17:10Every man will feel that you're delicious.
17:13Hey, Renetta.
17:14Hi, Jujubee.
17:15Hi.
17:15Let's talk about Star Booty's outfit.
17:16This is an opportunity here at DragU to really go outside your boundaries.
17:20Having said that, I've got to tell you, I did give Renee and Rozzy a dress.
17:24And it's only an option.
17:25And I have one for you.
17:26May work.
17:27Very good.
17:27Okay.
17:28Be right back.
17:28Alrighty.
17:30Oh, my goodness.
17:32Oh, that is just gorgeous.
17:33I feel honored.
17:35Well, good.
17:35We'll take this down.
17:36I tell you, Renetta, you've always been a great teacher to me.
17:37When I was a kid, Renetta put some cookies in a brown paper bag and took a blanket and
17:43said, we're going on a picnic.
17:45And it was just my introduction to magic in terms of perception.
17:49To anyone else, it was just a brown paper bag with some cookies and a blanket.
17:52But to us, and she taught me this, it was a magical picnic.
17:56I remember that.
17:57I want you to apply that same approach to DragU.
18:01What you create on that runway is magic.
18:05Okay.
18:05Now, remember, tomorrow is your final dragxamination.
18:10Now, professors, let's leave my sisters to their homework.
18:14And whatever you do, don't flunk it up.
18:17Door.
18:18Door.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:21Here we go.
18:23Coming up.
18:24I think your sister is sleeping.
18:26I was exhausted.
18:27And I passed out.
18:29And later.
18:30You look like something out of a fairytale, but you move like something out of Shrek.
18:36DragU, are you ready for me?
18:39It's a miracle.
18:41DragU.
18:46How you doing, Renée?
18:48Well.
18:49How much more do you think you have to do?
18:50A lot.
18:52Morning, ladies.
18:53Good morning.
18:54What's up?
18:56Today is Draguation day.
18:58Everybody's scrambling to get ready.
19:00And the pressure is on.
19:01What I'm thinking is, we would go ahead and cut from here about eight inches or so off,
19:06and then we'll go with this tool.
19:07She's adding this fantastic mermaid-esque sort of feel to the dress.
19:11She got a little trick up her sleeve that I didn't see yesterday.
19:14Good choice.
19:15Yeah.
19:17Come in.
19:17Hey, Rozzy.
19:18This has been quite an experience having you guys here.
19:21It just brings up so many emotions.
19:23Yeah.
19:23Which one of you wants it the most?
19:25Well, I know that I'm going to win.
19:27I'm more aggressive.
19:28You better work.
19:28I do work.
19:29Your fire reminds me of Mama, because Mama would burn down a house with her fire.
19:35Do you plan on burning up the runway tonight?
19:38Oh, indeed.
19:38Now, let's touch on the conservative side of you.
19:41I know that on the main stage, you'll have to bring out the sexy.
19:44Well, conservative doesn't mean sexy is out.
19:47It just means a classic look.
19:50You would classify Bianca Dinkins as a sophisticated hoochie?
19:54I'm trying to bring her up as a drag queen.
19:56I can do something conservative and strut my stuff.
20:00All right, Rozzy.
20:01You are dismissed.
20:05I think this is going to look nice.
20:07It's going to look gorgeous.
20:08Yes.
20:10I think your sister is sleeping.
20:12I was exhausted and I passed out.
20:15I didn't want to play anymore.
20:16I was just resting with my eyes closed.
20:22Hi, Nate.
20:23Hi, Ru.
20:24How has your experience here at Drag U changed your perception of yourself?
20:28This is just going to help me make a change in my life.
20:31You know, kind of the things that I did a little bit more when I was younger, the little pizazz.
20:36Here's a picture of you and you were the sister who was more of a sex kitten.
20:41What do you think when you see this picture?
20:42I miss those days, you know, because everything stayed in place.
20:47It took me many years to understand that my power in my glamazon look.
20:51You can use that sort of superhero power of cupcake anywhere.
20:56And I'm very excited to see what happens at Draguation tonight.
21:00And I'm sure I'll make you proud.
21:01Good.
21:02When I win.
21:04Spoken like a true Charles.
21:07I love every opportunity that I have to have long conversations with my brother.
21:12Now I just feel like the shine is back on the bloom and it's a beautiful flower.
21:15All right.
21:16You're dismissed.
21:22I could tell that Renee was still really having a hard time and struggling with the lip syncing.
21:26So I gave her just a heart to heart.
21:28If you get out there and you start fumbling on the words, there's a couple of things that I hate
21:32to say that I do, but are kind of like the drag queen secrets.
21:36There's two words in particular that I love and that's watermelon bubblegum.
21:39Okay.
21:40Watermelon bubblegum.
21:42And then vagina.
21:43It just sounds like you know what you're saying and it works.
21:47So when you're out there and you're popping and you're forgetting your words, if all else fails, Frank would have
21:52a heart attack.
21:54Can I say something?
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:55I was watching you with Frank's rehearsal.
21:57Oh, yes.
21:57The one thing that I'm a little bit concerned about is the whole hippage.
22:01And I've got to work on that core thing and remembering to stand.
22:04All this.
22:04Okay.
22:05Pretend you're hula hooping, right?
22:06I'm going to teach Miss Renetta a thing or two about moving your hips.
22:10As a little drag queen, this is how I became sexy.
22:13Oh, my goodness.
22:14She's got tools.
22:15You know how to hula hoop, right?
22:16On top of all the work I had to do on my dress, Juju wanted to do some hip exercises
22:22to bring out my sex appeal.
22:25Sexy.
22:26Sexy.
22:26Sexy.
22:27I was like, oh, boy.
22:29Sexy.
22:30Sexy.
22:31Make a sexy face.
22:34Oh, okay.
22:38Did I look sexy for a minute?
22:39You look sexy always.
22:40Oh, thank you.
22:41You feel sexy.
22:42I'm feeling better.
22:43No, no, no, no, no.
22:44Okay.
22:45I feel sexy.
22:46I'm going to whoop her up to shape.
22:48She's going to be fierce and she's going to win.
22:51Hey, Renetta.
22:53It's so interesting because over the years, I've always sensed that you're my soul sister.
22:58And when I was having some trouble in school, I was ditching classes and all that stuff.
23:02You took me in.
23:03Yeah.
23:03It allowed me to leave behind all of the baggage and honestly, it has helped me.
23:09Oh.
23:10It has helped me.
23:12I love it.
23:12Do what I do today.
23:13And I want to thank you for that.
23:14I'm so happy for you and I'm so proud of you.
23:16I love you very much.
23:18You spent a lot of time taking care of everyone else.
23:21Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:21This is an opportunity for you to give something back to yourself.
23:25To really celebrate your beauty and just really glam it up.
23:29So, I want you to go out there and give it to these children.
23:31Okay.
23:32For mama.
23:33Serve it up.
23:34No, Rossi's the one to beat.
23:35So, I got to keep an eye on her.
23:36Uh.
23:37Mm-hmm.
23:38I stick my foot out.
23:40Talking to Ru, I remember that young girl who used to laugh and dance.
23:45And I remembered making her happy was thinking about herself.
23:49Thank you, Renata.
23:50You're dismissed.
23:52That young girl can be beautiful even at this age.
24:00Once I had my makeup and wig on, I knew that I was Cupcake.
24:07Ru is 100% glamorous.
24:09So, I believe that my mom and my aunts will all look just as glamorous.
24:12They share the same genes.
24:14Getting dressed and into makeup made me feel pampered.
24:19The inner diva, Bianca Dinkins, will come out and she will rock the house.
24:24Without a doubt, Rossi.
24:25In it to win it, mother .
24:29I think Ross is going to be the one that we're going to be most surprised about.
24:33I hope they come out here and do the hustle or something.
24:35Oh, yeah.
24:36They've got natural flair, so I know they can do this.
24:39How do you feel?
24:40Pretty.
24:41I know.
24:42This gorgeous person came out and I was mesmerized.
24:45I couldn't stop looking in the mirror.
24:47Renata was so beautiful when she was all made up.
24:49I want her to win so badly.
24:51I can spit.
24:52When I looked over at my two sisters and I saw how beautiful they looked too,
24:57I sort of went, all right, game on.
25:02It is time to drag you away, bitches.
25:06Drag you, are you heading for me?
25:09It's a miracle, drag you.
25:13Faculty, friends and family, please welcome your Drag U professors, Raven, Chanel and Jujubee.
25:25And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
25:34Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
25:36Here to grade my girls are the fabulous faculty of RuPaul's Drag U.
25:41Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
25:44I am so excited to see your sisters.
25:47And for allowing them to be here, I'd like to personally thank the California State Parole Board.
25:53Our dean of dance, Frank Gatson.
25:57And our visiting professor, someone who's no stranger to family drama,
26:03the gorgeous Kelly Osborne is here.
26:07Now, during their time here at Drag U, I challenged my super sisters to become supermodels of the world, baby.
26:15With family and friends here to cheer them on.
26:19Let the Draguation commence.
26:21Rozzy was sick and tired of being the family baby.
26:25Now she's one hot babe, and I don't mean maybe.
26:27Ladies and gentlemen, Bianca Dinkins.
26:37I hit the stage, and I recognized family, and I'm like, I've got this.
26:46I really took it up a notch.
26:49I think I look hot in red hair.
26:52Red hot.
26:54I know I nailed it.
26:58Renetta gives love wherever she goes.
27:00Now, she's giving space, and she's here to steal the show.
27:04Ladies and gentlemen, Star Booty.
27:11I walked down that stage, and I saw that all eyes were on me for a change.
27:16And that was an amazing feeling.
27:18And I'm going to take this feeling home with me, and put myself back in front.
27:22Because I'm special, and I deserve it.
27:27Renee spends her time singing the midlife blues.
27:31Now she's all done up, and ready to strut in rouge shoes.
27:35Ladies and gentlemen, Cupcake!
27:44With this dress, this makeup, and this hair, I am Cupcake.
27:51I am a glamazon.
27:52I can be glamorous, and I can take that home with me.
27:55I can use it every day.
28:07And now begins your aural examination.
28:10Bianca Dinkins, what was it like going through Drag U with your sisters?
28:14It was wonderful.
28:15I don't think I would have done this without my sisters.
28:18Did you discover anything new about your sisters?
28:22They're losers.
28:26Star Booty, now what was the most challenging part of your transformation?
28:29Getting past the point that I deserve this.
28:33Really?
28:34Just knowing that I had this beauty inside that I didn't know how to bring up.
28:39Can you give me a, you better work?
28:41You better work.
28:47Hey, Cupcake.
28:48Now what did you discover about yourself here at Drag U?
28:51That I can be more glamorous.
28:53I can take what I've learned here and apply it in my life.
28:57I can do better than schlepping off to school in a blue sweater and some jeans and a ponytail.
29:01What would happen if you showed up at school on Monday in this outfit?
29:06They would probably call Channel 7 News.
29:09For real.
29:13Ladies, it's time to receive your first set of grades for Drag Transformation and Attitude.
29:18First up, Bianca Dinkins.
29:20Lady Bunny?
29:21You are a knockout.
29:22And you were cutting your eyes at the audience.
29:24I'm going to say B+.
29:28I give you a B.
29:29Wonderful.
29:31You're like Jessica Rabbit and Little Kim had a baby and you got all the good bits.
29:35I give you a B+.
29:38Bianca Dinkins.
29:40That gives you a drag point average of 3.22.
29:44Condragulations.
29:47How do you grade Miss Star Booty?
29:50I like the hair.
29:52I'm not thrilled with the dress.
29:54E-minus.
29:56A-minus.
29:59I'm giving you an A.
30:03That gives you a drag point average of 3.44.
30:07Nice work.
30:11How do you grade Miss Cupcake?
30:14You look like Diane Carroll mixed with Donna Summer and you are gorgeous.
30:19A+.
30:23B.
30:24Because you were a little shaky on the walk.
30:27I just wish that you would have taken more time because you look so fabulous and I just wanted to
30:30stare at you more.
30:31So, a B+.
30:35That gives you a drag point average of 3.55.
30:44That means Cupcake is in the lead followed by Star Booty and Bianca Dinkins bringing up her rear.
30:51But all that can change because it's time now for your final dragxamination which counts for half of your final
30:59DPA.
31:00Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
31:15I'm in the lead.
31:16I'm RuPaul's sister and I can do this.
31:19On that stage, I'm going to prove once and for all that I am the best dancer.
31:25I know Roz is bringing her A-game, but I'm going to kick Roz's ass. She's going down.
31:31They say behind every great man is a great woman.
31:34Well, I've been lucky enough to have four strong women who've always had my back.
31:39And I know if Mama were here tonight, she'd say, Ruru, you're still my favorite.
31:48As president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the draguating class of Bianca Dinkins, Star Booty and
31:56Cupcake.
31:57Performing We Are Family, sisters, let them have it.
32:12We are family.
32:15I've got all my sisters with me.
32:19We are family.
32:23Get up, everybody.
32:25We are family.
32:27Living like this fun and we've just begun to get our share of this world's delight.
32:35How our hopes we have for the future and all those inside.
32:42Have faith in you, have the things you do.
32:44You won't go on alone.
32:46This is our family, too.
32:48We are family
32:50Sing it to me
32:52I got my sister
32:54Sing it to me
32:56We are family
32:58I can hear you guys
32:59Everybody say
33:02We are family
33:05I got my sister
33:19You've all come so far
33:21But only one of you
33:22Can drag you away
33:23With top honors
33:25Falkity
33:26What do you give
33:27Bianca Dinkins
33:28For her final drag examination
33:29You were definitely
33:31Feeling it the most
33:32In fact you were feeling it
33:34So much
33:35That you did your other
33:36Sister's solo parts too
33:38I give you C
33:39Great
33:41Bianca Dinkins
33:42Because you didn't go for broke
33:43I'm going to give you
33:44A B for broke
33:46I'm going to give
33:47You a C plus
33:51Falkity
33:51What do you give
33:52Starbooty
33:53For her final drag examination
33:55Your lips were moving
33:57But they appeared to be
33:58Moving not with the lyrics
33:59Of the song
34:00But counting
34:01And that is not allowed
34:02In this classroom
34:04So I'm going to say
34:06C minus
34:10I give you a B minus
34:11I'm giving you C
34:12C
34:13Doing drag ain't easy girls
34:16What do you give
34:17Cupcake
34:18For her final drag examination
34:20Performance
34:20Lady bunny
34:21You look like something
34:23Out of a fairy tale
34:24But you move like something
34:26Out of a different fairy tale
34:28And that is Shrek
34:31I'm going to say
34:33D for disappointed
34:37B minus
34:38Thank you
34:41There's something about
34:42Your stage presence
34:43That I love
34:43Because the thing is
34:44About a drag queen
34:45It's always the one
34:46That has a really good
34:47Sense of humor
34:47That to me
34:48Is always my favorite
34:49So I'm going to give you
34:50An A
34:55Bianca Dinkins
34:57Starbooty
34:58Cupcake
34:58I've compiled
35:00Your final grades
35:01And we have
35:02A winner
35:03With a final DPA
35:04Of 3.05
35:06The top
35:07Draguet
35:08Of RuPaul's Drag U
35:10Is
35:14Cupcake
35:20I'm so happy
35:22To win
35:22Top honors
35:23At Drag U
35:24This is the first time
35:25I've ever won anything
35:26I love it
35:27I feel wonderful
35:34The winner of Drag U
35:36Should be me
35:37So I'm convinced
35:38It was
35:39Sensei Boats
35:41I've learned
35:42At Drag U
35:42That I needed to get
35:43Back in touch with me
35:44To serve me
35:46To strengthen me
35:47So that I can be strong
35:51I knew I could do it
35:52It's just a little bit
35:53Of sugar
35:55I think my mom
35:58Looked wonderful
35:58She looked fantastic
35:59Fabulous
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