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00:03A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives with the miracle of drag.
00:09Today we have three women nominated by loved ones to receive the Drag U Star Treatment.
00:16That means I'm going to need the help of three of you professors.
00:20Dr. Mariah.
00:23Professor Pandora Box.
00:27Dr. Cameroon.
00:28Phoebe Sahara Binet.
00:30If anyone can turn these women out, it's you.
00:34Let's take a look.
00:36I'm Randi and I've spent half my life running a pet rescue charity that I started in 1987.
00:42I've had up to 20 dogs living with me and I don't believe in cages or crates so that means
00:47most of them are in bed with me.
00:48I have this amazing friend Mark who nominated me.
00:51He really wants me to not be worrying about the dogs so much and focusing on them 24-7.
00:59My name's Liz.
01:00I own my own craft service company.
01:02I hurt my back.
01:03I gained 35 pounds.
01:04I feel like someone trapped in a fat suit.
01:06My partner Alyssa nominated me.
01:08Met in a hot tub at Dinah Shore.
01:10She loves me for who I am and I can't accept that yet.
01:14There's no one better than the Queens to really get my mind right.
01:22My name is Latonya and I'm a truck driver.
01:25My oldest son had cancer inside of his spinal cord and he passed.
01:29He was 27.
01:31So it's been really rough for me these past five, six months.
01:36My family felt that I was well deserved.
01:39They said that I was going through a lot of stuff.
01:41Me the other day, my friend, she said, what's wrong with you?
01:43You don't even dress sexy no more.
01:45I really need a booster upper.
01:46This is something that I need.
01:50TOUCHDOWN DRAG YOU!
01:57Welcome to RuPaul's Drag You.
02:00Each of you is here because you were nominated by a loved one
02:04who thinks you deserve some extra special attention.
02:08And in this case the honor is all mine.
02:12But RuPaul's Drag You, like the real world,
02:15is a competition.
02:16You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:20D is for drag transformation.
02:23P is for performance.
02:25And A is your attitude adjustments.
02:28Now, you have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:30And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors
02:34and walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:38Oh, Jalissa, tell us what you'll win.
02:40Well, Rue, our top draguate will receive
02:44exquisite jewelry from Bijou Tresor.
02:46Oh.
02:47A luxury vacation for two from AlanChuck.Travel.
02:51And that's not all.
02:53The top draguate will also receive a cash prize of $3,166.47.
03:01That's what I'm talking about.
03:03Courtesy of Krylon Cosmetics.
03:05Are you ready to do whatever it takes to be the baddest bitch in school?
03:09Yes, I am.
03:10Well, can I get a Rue-Ha?
03:12Rue-Ha?
03:13Can I get a what-what?
03:15What-what?
03:17First stop, the Drag Lab.
03:19Walk this way.
03:23No, really.
03:24Walk this way.
03:25Like that?
03:26Yeah.
03:27Are we happy?
03:28Door.
03:35This is the Drag Lab.
03:37Here you'll find everything you'll need for your diva transformation.
03:42We've got more wigs, makeup, and spandex than a KISS cover band convention.
03:49Same all those dresses and jewelry.
03:51I'm like, oh my God.
03:53But the most important tool of all is your own personal drag professor.
04:00Randy, you're with Bibi Zahara Banet.
04:04Woo!
04:05Randy really looks like she's been living in the 80s.
04:09Liz, you are with Pandora Box.
04:12Yay!
04:13She's got some great bazooms.
04:15She is a diva wanting to come out and we just gotta yank it out of her.
04:20Latonya, you are with Mariah.
04:22Hi!
04:23How you doing?
04:24That's what I'm talking about.
04:25Work it.
04:25I can already tell she's a pistol.
04:27Yeah.
04:27I got my life.
04:29Professors, time to take your students through their entrance exams.
04:33This is the beginning of the record tonight.
04:38What does your typical day consist of?
04:40Driving trucks all day.
04:41I'm a truck driver.
04:42Ooh!
04:43Girl, is that a time frame?
04:45Yes, it is.
04:46And it says, taste me on it.
04:49Oh!
04:50Give me my pocketbook.
04:51I'm outta here.
04:52Give me my pocketbook.
04:56Look in the mirror.
04:57What do you see?
04:58I see a woman in a fat suit.
05:01It's called body dysmorphia, honey, and I think you got it.
05:04Kind of giving up a little bit.
05:06But I have a partner who loves me and you can't do that to a partner.
05:12I mean, I had balls, you know?
05:14Where are your balls now?
05:15They've been kicked.
05:16Nothing's worse than a kick in the balls, honey.
05:18Yup.
05:20Tell me, are there any bad habits you would like to break?
05:23I don't sleep.
05:24I'm like completely hyper type A.
05:26You're not taking care of yourself, you're exhausted.
05:28You need to sleep.
05:29Now when you say I don't take care of myself, that's how I don't kill people.
05:33I lift weights.
05:34Well, you know what I do?
05:35I roar.
05:36You know I'm from the African jungle.
05:38Maybe.
05:38Have you ever roared before?
05:39Maybe.
05:39I don't know.
05:40Look at me in the eyes.
05:42And then just do this.
05:45Well, that's more of a cat.
05:46Oh.
05:49Is that better?
05:51Too bad.
05:52She's hot.
05:55When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
05:57Pretty much just a sad lady.
06:00My oldest son passed.
06:02After he passed, they just felt that I need to pick her up because they see that I'm not getting
06:07dressed anymore.
06:07I'm not doing anything.
06:08There's still a lot of pain and grief inside that needs to be dealt with because if not,
06:13it can turn into poison.
06:17All right, class.
06:18Time's up.
06:19Pencils down.
06:20Meet me at the Dragulator.
06:22This is the Dragulator.
06:25It will determine your drag name and give you a glimpse at your diva potential.
06:30All right, Liz.
06:32Let's start with you.
06:39Commence Dragulation.
06:43Dragulation complete.
06:46Brittany Ciccone.
06:48Oh, wow.
06:49What do you think?
06:50Oh.
06:53Okay.
06:54I ain't mad at you.
06:55She's beautiful.
06:56But just a little too much pink for me.
07:01We will make pink your signature color.
07:03All right.
07:05Let's do LaTanya.
07:06Yay.
07:07Okay.
07:16Commence Dragulation.
07:20Dragulation complete.
07:23Trey Jolie.
07:25Wait a minute.
07:26Who is that?
07:27That's Trey Jolie, honey.
07:28She is the bomb.
07:29I can see that.
07:30Now, Mariah, are you ready for this?
07:32Oh, we are already there with that smile.
07:33That's 35% of the work.
07:34My name is Trey Jolie, and I'm going to bring in you.
07:40Randy.
07:41It's your turn.
07:42Let's go.
07:47Commence Dragulation.
07:50Dragulation complete.
07:54Vanessa DuJour.
07:58Is that my face?
08:00That's you, baby.
08:02I think my face is more feminine than that.
08:04Plastic surgery.
08:05No, that is the mother dragulator, girl.
08:08Can you imagine yourself turning into that?
08:10No.
08:11Anything's better than that.
08:13I would pretty much change the whole thing.
08:16Well, you better start trying.
08:18I'm having no fear.
08:19This woman is going to be flawless.
08:21The dragulator never lies.
08:24I'm going to vomit.
08:26Coming up, Bunny's going to teach you how to work that body.
08:30If that doesn't relax you, I've got a fifth of vodka in my office.
08:34And later.
08:36Faculty, friends, and family.
08:38It's time to draguate, bitches.
08:41Drag you.
08:42Are you ready for me?
08:45It's a miracle.
08:48Drag you.
08:49Ladies, it is time for your first class.
08:52You're about to get a lady lesson.
08:59Good morning, girls.
09:01Good morning, Lady Bunny.
09:04Bunny, I want you to help these ladies stretch to new heights.
09:08You know you're in good shape when you can touch your toes.
09:11But using your boobies doesn't count.
09:14Get ready, because Bunny's going to teach you how to work that body.
09:20Ladies, learn it.
09:21And learn it well.
09:23For today's lady lesson, let's refer to the Drag You Handbook.
09:29Working out can be a real drag.
09:31I'll teach you some new drag diva yoga positions.
09:35Now, do you ladies exercise?
09:37LaTanya, do you exercise?
09:38Jumping in the truck, out the truck.
09:40In the truck.
09:41Getting to know different truck drivers, I assume.
09:44Oh, that's your job.
09:45I'm so sorry.
09:46It's a family tradition with me.
09:49So, ladies, grab a mat and I'll teach you some new diva yoga positions.
09:55All right, ladies.
09:56We'll begin our drag diva yoga with a little warm-up.
10:00Doesn't this make working out fun, ladies?
10:05I said, doesn't this make working out fun, ladies?
10:09Yay!
10:11That's more like it.
10:13First position.
10:14Put your hands in front of you, wrists together like this.
10:16We call this pose the Lindsay Lohan.
10:20Reach up like a superstar.
10:22We call this the Diana Ross.
10:24If you need me, call me.
10:28Now, flex those fingers into monster hands.
10:31And flex and flex.
10:33This is the Lady Gaga.
10:34Lady Gaga! Lady Gaga!
10:36Sorry if I get a little crazy.
10:37I was born this way.
10:39Back to Lindsay Lohan.
10:41Now, with your right leg, lunge forward.
10:44Good! Just like that.
10:46Now, sink slowly down.
10:49Back up.
10:50And pop a squat.
10:52Feel the burn.
10:53Hold.
10:53And it's perfect if you use a lot of public restrooms.
10:57That's why we call this the Britney Spears.
10:59Ah!
11:00Pop a squat.
11:01Oops, I did it again!
11:03Now, get on all fours like Paris Hilton.
11:06Follow me.
11:07Curl and hurl.
11:09This one works even better if you have someone holding your hair.
11:13Last, raise your ass in the air like you don't care.
11:16Shake it from side to side.
11:18This is the Kim Kardashian.
11:20Boom, boom, boom, boom!
11:22I needed this. I need the stress off my brain.
11:25I need it off my chest, off my back.
11:27And I'm having so much fun.
11:30And ladies, if that doesn't relax you, I've got a fifth of vodka in my office.
11:34Woo!
11:34Let's go!
11:35That was today's lady lesson.
11:38Bye!
11:39Bye!
11:44It's a little quinceanera.
11:46It's like a pink fiesta.
11:48Yeah, one big pink taco.
11:50When I think pink, I think of a little girl.
11:53It's a little too vulnerable color for me.
11:55Uh-huh.
11:56There's a lot of strength behind that color.
11:59We are going to turn that around and make pink a color of empowerment for Liz.
12:04Pink!
12:08Let's go ahead and try this on.
12:10Ooh.
12:12This lady need a weave.
12:14Baby, you need a whooping.
12:17My son got sick.
12:19I've just been running back and forth to the hospital.
12:20And after that, I just haven't did anything.
12:23I really haven't been dressing up or wearing heels or anything.
12:26Whatever, you know, I went through with my son.
12:28It just really took a toll on me.
12:30How old was he?
12:3127.
12:32Very healthy young man.
12:34Never was sick.
12:35And just all of a sudden, he got sick.
12:37And that quick, in like a matter of three months, he was gone.
12:40I would definitely want my mom to continue on.
12:43I would not want her to continuously grieve.
12:46That's why we're here at Drag Unit.
12:48If we can create one spark, one sparkle,
12:50and be the catalyst to get you back on the right track,
12:53because you're still carrying your baby with you, baby.
12:55Yes, I am.
12:57Okay, we're going to do it, baby.
12:58This is a new start.
13:00All right, baby.
13:03When was the last time you wore a dress?
13:05September 28th, 19...
13:07No, wait.
13:08Oh, Neil Diamond concert!
13:11Oh, my.
13:12This is fabulous.
13:13I can cut the neck out of that, and we can do it with scissors like I could do my
13:16sweatshirt.
13:17No.
13:18We have to make it off the shoulder, though.
13:20Can I wear these leggings with it?
13:22No, you can't.
13:22We are in complete opposition with everything.
13:25Are you liking that?
13:25I could put dog treats in the pocket.
13:27No, you can't.
13:28That's what the pockets are for.
13:29No.
13:30I think baby wants to divorce me.
13:33Coming up.
13:34I look like a mermaid.
13:35I feel like I'm wearing a building.
13:37Oh, girl.
13:37This is tight.
13:38Okay, I look like a guy now.
13:40Look, this with this.
13:41We ain't doing none of this.
13:43Uh-oh.
13:45Here's a drag queen secret so they never have to see you sweat.
13:49Milk of Magnesia.
13:50Some drag queens apply a thin layer on their face before applying makeup.
13:54It works on your underarms, feet, or wherever you perspire.
14:02Don't be a sweat hog.
14:04Just be a queen.
14:06Take it all you're ready for me.
14:10Here we go.
14:11Take you.
14:16Ow.
14:17Ow.
14:18All right, girl.
14:19Is anything standing out?
14:21My baby diva is going to definitely find the perfect gown at sequinqueen.com.
14:24I love purple.
14:26So we'll go ahead and grab this.
14:28Well, ooh.
14:29Yes.
14:29What's that?
14:30Let's go ahead and try this.
14:31I'm looking for gold, glamour, sequins, razzle-dazzle.
14:34Show me if you're working with it.
14:38When was the last time you changed your hairstyle?
14:42I think when I was 14.
14:44Because I used to have it in braids.
14:46Okay.
14:49I look like a mermaid.
14:51Oh.
14:51With an egghead.
14:52Okay, I look like a guy now.
14:53No, you don't.
14:55More than I did before.
14:56I have to give her that look like.
14:58You're just kidding.
15:00You were just kidding, right?
15:03I like it like this.
15:07I'm all for corsets.
15:08Yeah.
15:09Whatever's holding this down.
15:11Good for me.
15:12The biggest thing with Liz is her weight right now.
15:14We have to get her to move beyond that.
15:16I feel like I'm wearing a building.
15:18Yeah, sequins are heavy.
15:20I just don't know how to see myself dressing that sexy heavier.
15:23Ooh.
15:25Oh, girl.
15:26This is tight.
15:26Look, this with this.
15:28And these.
15:30You know what that's looking like.
15:31What?
15:31A truck stop special.
15:32But it's my favorite color.
15:35All she sees is purple.
15:37We ain't doing none of this.
15:41Fabulous.
15:42Wait a minute.
15:43I'm using this.
15:45Why are you over here?
15:46Hey, girl.
15:47Is that a problem?
15:48Bitch, no, ma'am.
15:49I might not want her in purple, but bitch, you not gonna get it.
15:52Oh, is she using it?
15:53Oh, yeah, she is.
15:55Bye, girl.
15:58Well, hello, ladykins.
16:01I've come to check on your wigs and gowns and things of that nature.
16:04But, Tanya, now the Dragulator had you in a silver gown.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Is that off the radar?
16:10Purple is my favorite color.
16:12She wants what she wants.
16:13Yeah.
16:13And she can be quite a diva about it.
16:16You guys have not had a lot of agreements?
16:18Yeah, we're a little too much alike.
16:20Uh-oh.
16:22Brandy.
16:24The dress on the dress form, is that something you've picked out?
16:26Well, we kind of like that.
16:27Yeah.
16:28It looks nothing like the Dragulation photograph.
16:30I have to have my shoulders bared.
16:32She works out.
16:33That's what people don't know about my girl.
16:34Well, see, you have very broad shoulders, don't you?
16:35Yeah.
16:36If they're broad shoulders, we put something huge on this shoulder and show one shoulder.
16:41But together, it can be very masculine.
16:43Isn't that a good thing?
16:45Uh, not at Dragulation.
16:48Hey, Liz.
16:49Hey, Ruth.
16:50You remarked that pink was your least favorite color.
16:53Yeah.
16:53So are you sticking with it?
16:55Still not sure about the pink.
16:57What colors do you like?
16:58Well, the last four years, I've been kind of in a gray color.
17:02Oh, yeah, gray.
17:04Now, I don't want to force your decision, but I want you to continue to think pink.
17:09Good luck putting it all together.
17:12All right, ladies.
17:13Step away from your outfits.
17:15Put on your I Heart Iron Fist shoes and meet me in dance class.
17:21Where are my girls at?
17:23Make your heels clap.
17:28It's time to shake it up.
17:30It's dance class, honey.
17:32Class, I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Jamal Sims.
17:36Whoo!
17:38Whoo!
17:39Baby, it gave me fever.
17:41I couldn't wait till they broke a sweat so I could see his nipples.
17:46Now, Jamal has choreographed dance films including Hairspray, Footloose, and Step Up 3D.
17:53Now, he's here to prepare you for your final drag examination.
17:57A full-on lip-sync performance in front of a live audience including your family and friends.
18:05Yes.
18:06I'm a little nervous.
18:07I'm just kind of afraid of myself getting in my own way.
18:10What song have you chosen to set these women free?
18:13Never Can Say Goodbye by Gloria Gaynor.
18:18I am so happy, and I never can't say goodbye.
18:22Now, class, Jamal will also be judging your final performance, so you better step it up.
18:29All right, Jamal, let them have it.
18:32Let's do it.
18:32Let's do it.
18:34I'm going to start with our signature move.
18:36All right.
18:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
18:42Break it down now.
18:44Hey, uh, now all I need from you is some booty and down and booty and down and booty.
18:50I see Latonya's booty.
18:52Hey, uh, she got booty.
18:54And dip it, right?
18:55Uh, look at that face.
18:56See?
18:56I know you can do it.
18:58Y'all got that.
18:59Hey!
19:00Latonya is killing it.
19:02Bebe, Pandora, pick your lip up.
19:05Liz, you ready?
19:07Seven, come on.
19:08Give it to him.
19:09Uh.
19:09I lost it.
19:10Because you know what you're doing?
19:11You're thinking about it.
19:12When I brought my arm up, I think about my arm staying there.
19:14When it drops, I think about it raising and then I lose my step.
19:16Let it go.
19:17The biggest issue that I'm going to have with Liz is overcoming her self-consciousness.
19:23Almost, almost.
19:25Randy, so we go high.
19:28Get it?
19:29Uh, uh, ah, da, da, da, da, da.
19:32The disco strut.
19:34That's a move everybody knows.
19:36I mean, and from Africa, you should know it.
19:38So from the top.
19:39Oh my god, I forgot the whole thing.
19:44I guess I didn't get that we're going to have to memorize this, do it together, and lip sync.
19:50I don't even remember things from, like, a second ago.
19:53So let's get the professors up here to dance with us.
19:55All right.
19:56Woo-hoo-hoo!
19:56Get some of that.
19:57Come on, girl.
19:58Now it's time for a real queen to show these girls how to do it.
20:01One, two, three, four, go!
20:03Uh!
20:04Hey!
20:04Get it!
20:05Hey!
20:07Hey!
20:07Hey!
20:09Uh!
20:14Very nice.
20:15Very nice.
20:15Woo!
20:17All right.
20:18Great job, ladies.
20:19Please work hard.
20:21I'll see you tomorrow at Draguation.
20:22Class dismissed.
20:24Woo!
20:24Thank you!
20:26And I'm like, how am I going to memorize those words to lip sync this and dance tomorrow?
20:31I'm thinking in my head, is there a way I can just leave and they won't know?
20:35Coming up.
20:39Oh, dear.
20:40And ooh.
20:41I like lots of different colors.
20:43Oh, wow.
20:43Wow.
20:44And now, a word from the president of DragU, RuPaul.
20:52Kamquat.
20:54This has been a word from President RuPaul.
20:58DragU, are you ready for me?
21:02It's a miracle.
21:04DragU.
21:09Today is Draguation day.
21:11I'm just so nervous right now.
21:13Oh, this makes me miss my dog.
21:17I do.
21:18I miss my dog.
21:19Do you see her?
21:20She is hugging the wig.
21:23I don't know what's going on with Randy.
21:25She over there going through something.
21:27What's going on with her?
21:29Oh, my God.
21:30This is so fun.
21:32You're supposed to be working on your outfit.
21:34I am.
21:35I like lots of different colors.
21:36Oh, wow.
21:39Hey, ladies.
21:41How's my little diva doing?
21:45You know what I'm worried about?
21:46What, baby?
21:47Sexy T is still leaning toward that purple.
21:50Right.
21:51But I'm going to go ahead and let Trey Jolie try out that silver.
21:56All right.
21:57We had a breakthrough.
21:58Now that we have our look.
21:59Oh, she's about to pull it together.
22:01Just walk.
22:02Okay.
22:02Just fish.
22:03Get into my body.
22:05Get into my mug.
22:07Get into these.
22:09Ooh.
22:10And ooh.
22:12Mariah has been giving me so many pointers.
22:14And I just been soaking them in.
22:15So when I go out there tonight, I'm going to bring it out there.
22:24Hey, Liz.
22:24Hey, Liz.
22:25Come on in.
22:26Welcome.
22:27I want to know what you've learned about yourself from Brittany Ciccone.
22:31There is a woman inside of me.
22:34When I gained the weight, I refused to let myself be at that weight because it was unacceptable.
22:41I want you to work on loving the body you're in.
22:45Have you ever seen a picture of yourself from ten years ago and you look at it and you go,
22:48Ooh, I was really foxy.
22:50But I remember I was hating my body back then.
22:54You could look back at a picture of you today and you go, Oh, my goodness.
22:58I wasted all that time.
23:01I realized that it's not about the weight.
23:03It's about this.
23:04You can achieve anything you want if you get your head around it.
23:07And that's what I need to do.
23:10I have to tell you that I just found this dress.
23:13Okay.
23:13Why did you decide to choose this?
23:16Well, it just stands out.
23:17Look.
23:18We'll add this to it.
23:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
23:20Come on.
23:21It's so fun.
23:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:23Now, listen.
23:24This is totally boring.
23:26Well, do you trust me?
23:27No.
23:28Oh, no.
23:30We don't even have time for a new look.
23:32What is going on with Randy?
23:35Did your family nominate you?
23:37Yes, they did.
23:38Are they tired of you grieving?
23:40Yes, they are.
23:40They just don't like seeing me sad.
23:42They know I'm an up-spirited person.
23:44Let anything sidetrack me like that.
23:47I think it was just such a blow for me.
23:50I really, truly didn't think that I would be able to make it.
23:53It really goes to show you that you have to live each moment for its own.
23:57Yes, you do.
23:57And you cannot take it for granted.
23:58And it's interesting that the song you're performing to is Never Can Say Goodbye.
24:02I never can say goodbye.
24:02You never have to say goodbye.
24:04All the people that we've loved are with us in energy, because energy doesn't die.
24:10I know that my son is here with me in spirit.
24:12It helped to hear Ruth tell me, it's okay to, you know, just feel good about yourself.
24:18And I really appreciate it.
24:22How'd it go?
24:24Ah, he almost made me cry.
24:25Sometimes crying is good.
24:27It's a release.
24:28I'm tired of holding myself down.
24:30Well, I think you've kept a lot of things bottled up.
24:32Yes, I have.
24:33Just let it all out.
24:35Scream.
24:35Okay.
24:36Just take all that aggression.
24:38I mean, just do it now.
24:39Right now?
24:39Yeah, just scream.
24:41Oh, God.
24:41Take a deep breath, and just scream at the top of your lungs, and let out all of that.
24:45Who cares who's around?
24:47Okay.
24:57Doesn't that feel better?
25:05It was like a building of weight fell right off of me.
25:13In one scream, I managed to do more than ten years in therapy.
25:20It feels better, doesn't it?
25:21It does.
25:22It feels a lot better.
25:25Hi.
25:26Hey, Randy.
25:27Come on in.
25:28Sit.
25:30Stay.
25:31Am I getting in trouble already?
25:33You're the dog rescuer.
25:35I'm the drag whisperer.
25:37Who is your saboteur?
25:39Probably my dogs.
25:41Your dogs sabotage your life?
25:43Well, I let them run my life.
25:45People say I'd be a Jack Russell, a pain in the butt, obnoxious and dominant alpha.
25:50Of all the students I've had walk through these doors, I feel like I've been the most obnoxious with you.
25:54Right on.
25:55I do.
25:56Woo!
25:56Amen.
25:56Because I have to get your attention.
25:58You're like all over the place.
26:00I want you to focus on who is the top dog.
26:05There's the ego, of course, wants to focus on me, me, what about me?
26:08Right.
26:08But then there is the spirit.
26:10There's the little girl, Randy, who's in there who wants your attention.
26:13Oh my God, I have one right now.
26:14It's going to piss everywhere.
26:15It's going to piss everywhere.
26:16It's going to poop on the carpet.
26:17You can learn from that girl.
26:19And that's a perfect analogy.
26:21Look out for Randy.
26:22Then everything else will follow suit.
26:24I kind of am getting it, but I don't completely get it in my gut.
26:28Because I feel like my dogs are very dependent upon me.
26:32Randy, you're dismissed.
26:42I want to show Alyssa today at Draguation that I am sassy, unpredictable, spontaneous,
26:49and always a lot of fun.
26:52Honestly, I can't even imagine what she's going to look like dressed up as a girl.
26:55It'll be really nice to see her just carry that confidence and have her actually know
26:59it when she comes home.
27:01I'm feeling so nervous because I still can't walk in shoes and I'm supposed to dance in
27:05them.
27:05I don't think I'm going to be able to be on the stage.
27:07I really think I'm going to fall off the stage.
27:10I'm really looking forward to seeing Randy's transformation because I want to see her outside
27:14match the inside.
27:15I can't wait.
27:17Mariah, she's making me go brawling, so I'm really, really terrified.
27:21My girls are going to pop out.
27:23I hope Tanya gets that spark back.
27:25Sexy T, that's the Tanya we've been missing.
27:28Faculty, friends, and family.
27:31It's time to Draguate, bitches.
27:34Draguate, are you ready for me?
27:38It's a miracle, Draguate.
27:43Faculty, friends, and family.
27:45Please welcome your Draguate professors, Mariah, Pandora Box, and Bibi Zahara-Bonet.
27:52And the President of Drag U, RuPaul.
27:57Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
28:00Here to evaluate my girls are the falconcy of RuPaul's Drag U.
28:05Our Dean of Drag, the Lady Bunny.
28:08Bunny, I hear you worked out with my girls.
28:11Yes, I served as their fatness.
28:13I mean fitness instructor.
28:15Our Dean of Dance, Jamal Sims.
28:21And our visiting professor, someone who always makes me laugh.
28:25Please welcome Carol Leifer.
28:30Now during their time here at Drag U, our class of women who've been nominated by their loved ones have
28:36gone all out to make us proud.
28:38Let the Draguation commence.
28:41Randy's dear friend thought she needed grooming.
28:44Now she is a fox, and she is vroom, vroom, vrooming.
28:49Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vanessa DeJu.
29:00As an animal rescuer, I lost my life to the dog.
29:06But now, I'm the baddest bitch at Drag U.
29:09I am so proud of Miss Vanessa DeJu.
29:13She is just beautiful.
29:19Liz's girlfriend wanted her to shine, and now she's looking fierce and girl is fine.
29:26Ladies and gentlemen, Brittany Ciccone.
29:37Well, my girlfriend sent me to drag you because I felt fat and I lost my mojo.
29:43Well, now, I am a whole lot of woman, and I'm proud of it.
29:50Liz has come so far, I know we're gonna win this.
29:57Latanya's family thought she needed a lift.
29:59Now she's bright and shiny like a Christmas gift.
30:03Ladies and gentlemen, Très Jolie.
30:15I was stuck in a rut with grief and pain.
30:19But the person that I used to call Sexy T, I now call Très Jolie.
30:25This bad mother trucker got her truck back on the road again.
30:31I can't tell which is brighter, Très Jolie's smile, her spirit, or the gown.
30:40Draguit's, now begins your oral examination.
30:45Well, bonjour Vanessa DeJu.
30:48Tell me about the outfit. How does that make you feel?
30:50Like I just lost 20 pounds overnight.
30:53Guess what? You did!
30:56Could you see yourself walking your dogs in this outfit?
30:58Not upright, they'd be dragging me.
31:02What's been the best part of your experience here at DragU?
31:05Realizing that I'm actually a girl, and not somebody scooping poop and pumping iron all the time.
31:12All right, let's go to the foul critique.
31:14Lady Bunny.
31:15You spend a lot of time with old, sick, incontinent dogs.
31:18Boy, did you come to the right show!
31:21OMG, you pulled it. You look like Cyndi Lauper, 2011.
31:26I love it. I love it.
31:28Thank you, Falcatee.
31:30Brittany Ciccone, how do you feel?
31:33I feel fan-f***-tastic.
31:36And if I remember correctly, you had an aversion to pink.
31:40How does it feel wearing pink now?
31:42I have antihistamines standing by in case of emergency.
31:46But so far, it's just minimal throat scratching.
31:51Now, who came tonight to cheer you on?
31:54I have my partner, Alyssa.
31:56Alyssa, what do you think of Brittany Ciccone?
31:58I think she's beautiful. I love the light.
32:03Lady Bunny, what do you think?
32:06Congratulations! You are officially now a lipstick lesbian.
32:13Carol Leifer, what do you think of Miss Brittany Ciccone?
32:16You know, as a fellow Les, I'm very impressed by your transformation.
32:20I think you're just fantastic.
32:23Thank you, Falcatee.
32:25Look out, Angelina. There's a new Jolie in town.
32:29Trey Jolie.
32:30Tell me about your stroll down the runway.
32:33Oh, I felt like a million bucks. Didn't I look like a million bucks?
32:36You look like a billion bucks.
32:38What was the most challenging part of your transformation?
32:41The most challenging part?
32:43The cutie with the tight booty.
32:47The one that was right there making us do all that work, sweating.
32:52Yes, we did lose 20 pounds in one night.
32:57Girl, if they see you getting out of a truck in that outfit,
33:00they might think you're working, but they're not going to think you're driving the truck.
33:06Tracer Lee, you are Attitude with a capital A.
33:10And I love it.
33:11It's all about you, which it should be.
33:14Thank you, Falcatee.
33:16Ladies, it's time for your final dragxamination.
33:19Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
33:24So don't plunk it up.
33:28Dracula, are you ready for me?
33:32It's a miracle for Drag U.
33:38Faculty, family, and friends.
33:40As president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the Draguating class.
33:46Ladies, let them have it.
33:55I never can say goodbye.
34:00No, no, no.
34:02I never can say goodbye.
34:10No, no.
34:23No, no.
34:23I never can say goodbye.
34:32No, no.
34:35No, no.
34:58Thank you, ladies.
35:00Please wait backstage while the falconty decides which one of you
35:04will drag you away with top honors.
35:08Based on DPA, what did you think of Vanessa DuJour, Lady Bunny?
35:13I thought Vanessa's attitude was reluctant.
35:16She had energy, but it just wasn't channeled into the song at the right time.
35:22Because she had a lot of costume on, it did kind of hinder her arm movement.
35:25I thought it was great and fiery and built-in attitude to it.
35:30I liked it a lot.
35:31All right, what did you all think of Brittany Ciccone?
35:34She had a very wild performance style,
35:37but she's a better lip-synker than another Brittany I know.
35:43I think she owned it.
35:44I think she loved it.
35:45I think she felt good in it.
35:46She was great.
35:46Seeing from the before and after pictures, a major transformation.
35:50I think maybe the longer hair could be something to hold on to.
35:54Oh, it often is with me.
35:58All right, what did you all think of Trey Jolie?
36:01When that thing came down the runway, that was not a trucker.
36:04That was a convoy.
36:07I could take my eyes off of her.
36:09That ass is a star.
36:10And it carried that move all the way down the runway.
36:14So I said, go ahead, get it.
36:16Yeah.
36:16She took over.
36:17I felt like she was like, look out.
36:19And if you're having a good time, the audience is going to have a good time
36:22because it's infectious.
36:24And I felt it from her a thousand percent.
36:26Terrific.
36:27All right, Falcatee, it's time for your decision.
36:31I leave it in your capable hands.
36:35Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:38All Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:44The Falcatee has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
36:49May I have the envelope, please?
36:55The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
37:04Trey Jolie.
37:09I don't know what to say.
37:11I'm speechless.
37:12I'm a winner.
37:13I can't believe it.
37:22I feel marvelous.
37:23I feel like a new me.
37:25Thanks to Draguet.
37:26Trey Jolie is here to stay.
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