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00:11well we're back in the workroom and i am buzzing off my second win i can feel that crown landing
00:18on my head i need it congratulations i'm a snatch game winner baby
00:27i don't understand how your mind works so quickly i don't understand it's a gift the gift of being
00:33a gobby cow speaking of gobby cows you won last week and now you're low how do you feel i
00:41mean
00:42i'm not gonna lie it did feel like a loss of momentum shut the fuck up i want to say
00:49i felt
00:49seen but not heard oh my god i feel a bit rattled after my snatch game
01:03but i'm absolutely stepping up this week because the week before the snatch game i had won and i
01:09want to go back to that happy place i'm really sad that gala's gone obviously i didn't want you to
01:13go
01:13either that was my favorite lip sync in the entire history of rupaul's drag race you bet she was howling
01:19i've never had a laugh like that and a lip sync since we talked and you were like put your
01:24voice
01:24in the back seat or whatever the boot i've just decided to have fun and not be up in my
01:29head but
01:29i've had so much fun and everything feels so right but baby you milk that lip sync that wasn't a
01:35very
01:35organic joke well it was a grade oh my god i'm getting out of drag it's a new day in
01:47the work
01:47room and oh my goodness there's seven of us left i'm looking around the room this is definitely not
01:51the group that i was completely expecting when we first walked in regardless um i'm still not
01:56bothered by any of these bitches oh my god gala it's gone what are we gonna look at now god
02:03look
02:03at the room just a bunch of cross dresses disgusting i'm still here i'm still here
02:09vanity vein is officially the cockroach of global all-stars we just can't get rid of her
02:15all jokes aside i won over eva and then i sent home miranda and i just sent gala home
02:21am i the lip sync assassin of the season well what do we think this week's challenge is gonna be
02:26we had snatch game last week what about a marketing challenge no another comedy challenge
02:31you won't win for the third time yes i do
02:38i would love another comedy challenge come on let's get two wins in a row
02:42my queens comedy is like coffee it's best served dark piping hot and good till the last mic drop
02:52oh yeah i know the comedy challenge no report we need to talk come on sit with me we need
03:00to talk
03:01yes come on so i'm looking around the room i notice that only me and kitty are jumping up teenage
03:06schoolgirls the rest of them look really worried and they should be because after the reading
03:20challenge my global all-stars hello at this point in the competition you could probably all use a little
03:31pick me up please for this week's maxi challenge it's nation versus nation as you star in a rich
03:40international roast
03:41i know nothing about roasts but my dad makes a mean rotisserie and that's what i'm gonna go for
03:54thank you very much hashtag global all-stars now later today you'll be treated to a master class
04:03in roasting by a surprise guest oh lord knows i need that i am getting a little worried
04:11i hope that i can do well or just be safe now kitty since you won last week's maxi challenge
04:18you get to decide the roast performance order oh there's definitely like a sense of pressure
04:25now i'm like setting the order kitty you want to mess up he's my best friend now oh i've got
04:31power
04:31over these girls and tomorrow on the runway category is blow me away
04:39where you need to serve an outfit that comes alive in the wind all-stars start your engines
04:47and may the best global glamazon win
04:57the vibe in the workroom this morning is laser focus this is the roast this is a huge challenge
05:05all right tessa marie suz Louise now miss alissa how you feeling about this roast girl
05:12i'm thinking all the gods above that i get a second chance i know everybody saw me in uh
05:18season five do a roast because i roasted my damn self this was the best bunch of people you could
05:24get to come judge can i get a gay man but i got a different plan you plan on changing
05:30this now i'm
05:31gonna write my material and i'm actually gonna read the material wait did you do a roast on your season
05:36no i didn't get this you didn't no well you teach me how to be evil miss alissa because i
05:43don't know
05:43how to be evil now what oh god's green earth makes you think that i know how to do that
05:47i've always been
05:49that motherly role always been a mentor a coach and tess is a handful but she's a good time gal
05:55and i will gladly and proudly accept the job i came to this competition to reclaim my time and grab
06:04my crown and i ended up with you see the torch
06:12these jokes are coming to me so naturally literally i'm looking at these girls and i'm like i mean the
06:17jokes write themselves at this point i won the reading challenge this should be a piece of cake
06:21oh i love a roast i was i was top two on my season i'm excited to get back at
06:26it how are you
06:27feeling are you nervous i'm a little nervous i did a roast in my season and it went horribly and
06:34i was
06:34in the bottom brooklyn heights bitch i am so scared to roast you in this environmental crisis because
06:40what if the ozone layer makes more holes with all the chemicals burning off
06:45so i'm not very excited for this challenge stand-up comedy and roast kind of don't make sense in my
06:51head right i'm a little nervous okay well that should be fun
06:58like what do you do if let's say one joke doesn't land and the rest do you just carry on
07:01last week in snatch game when you were zeus you had like this almost air of confidence around you
07:07which was like i'd never seen that in you before i haven't either to be honest yeah whatever advice
07:12i give to pithia it's useless because she's not funny full stop maybe you need to kill off pithia
07:16and then just be zeus full time maybe i should do maybe i should be a drag king
07:24sitting with nelly i'm sitting with vanity noticing very empty pages on their sides
07:28i think i'm writing really good jokes i'm just going to continue to let the hate flow
07:32how are you feeling did you do roast in your seasons no we do it in the in the drug
07:36race
07:37italy but it's not an italian thing no really yeah so i really find you very rude
07:42no no i start to understand the queen con humor you're a bitch
07:52and she rubs me all the time but good for me because i can take some jokes and use it
07:59for me
08:00how about you miss sweden no i've never done a rose but i'm excited i think i'm gonna stick
08:05to what i know and instead of like writing just jokes i think i might have a song in my
08:11head
08:11oh you're gonna write a song yeah i choose to sing just because it's more like my comfort zone
08:16and it hasn't been done before but like you wasn't got really funny physical comedy
08:19like that was the thing about the lip sync that i yeah but that's what i want to bring yeah
08:22yeah you already won with a bad song so go go ahead
08:35have you decided the roast order
08:39maybe maybe not i just hope she doesn't put me first or last i absolutely would hate that position
08:46the thing is i want the show to be good maybe i would like do one really good person like
08:51start
08:51with some really amazing thing and to put yourself first when you have that power hmm
08:55yeah would you not absolutely not where would you put yourself i don't know maybe somewhere in
09:01the middle no because then you get forgotten about you have a strong opening and a strong closing
09:05i want to open the roast and i know queen would be fab to close the roast so those positions
09:10are set
09:10and then everyone else it's just like good and bad one after the other after the other
09:15we have somebody plotting and scheming over there what do you think oh miss kitty has all the powers
09:19we see you miss kitty miss kitten i don't know what you're talking about all the powers over there
09:25to make you know the order matters i'm crossing my fingers that i'm right in the middle i don't want
09:30to start it off i don't want to finish it i want to be right there after a few well
09:35what would you
09:35think with the order where would you want to go if i was you i'm opening the show follow this
09:40act
09:40you've heard of cattle that's what i'm thinking but are you going first so you can have all the
09:44original jokes first well they're always original jokes with me darling i don't know about that miss
09:49kitty because miss thing the reading challenge was giving more like stock reads wow
09:55can you please give us the order yes oh my god oh did you do it yes i did
10:06mind your own fucking business you'll find out when you find out
10:14hello all stars
10:20lovely graham oh graham was a judge on rupaul's drag race uk so i've got a special place in my
10:26heart
10:26for our graham should we gather and and talk through what you're going to do and all that and there's
10:31coffee i brought coffee thank you so much oh my god graham is absolutely hilarious i hope you can give
10:36me some good tips that will keep me out of the bottom cheers cheers cheers cheers okay we've all
10:41got coffee yeah okay yes i hate to see you leave but i love watching you walk away
10:50there's just seven of you left how's it been going oh it's been fun we've been having fun yeah
10:56yeah okay how many winners do i have here how many people have won oh nelly i mean a mini
11:03challenge
11:03it's something it's always so tragic people are i won a mini challenge
11:09i'm still be the only one without a win but after the snatch game i prove to the judges that
11:16i can do everything so maybe this week is my time no in italy we don't do roast it's something
11:25that we don't have but more than funny i think i'm delusional so okay that works yeah i don't know
11:31tessa yes so are you a comedy queen are you you know to be determined okay to be determined this
11:39is my first time doing a roast actually oh yeah well she's funny looking so look i'm very worried
11:45about how i'm gonna deliver these jokes so we'll see how that turns out how many roasts have you done
11:52alissa i've only done one i roast myself on a daily though so and now in my mind i thought
11:58it was
11:58hilarious i think i cursed everybody out in the building and they had to cut me off
12:03and when my mic went off i said it's not working the night they said no baby your time is
12:09up
12:10i know rue and michelle have high expectations of me i know that i have to be on my a
12:17alissa game
12:18in this roast so you're an old ad you you're feeling confident oh well down under we roast each
12:23other under the tables we go in full blood like we'll go in we'll twist the blade we'll pull it
12:28out and the blood will like salt at it rub it in and then we'll sit there and laugh at
12:33you as you
12:33bleed to death i was saying to the girls i said well how do you girls like um air your
12:36dirty laundry
12:37when you're you know when you have beef do you just bitch about each other behind their backs
12:40probably um but yeah right but the funny thing i think about roast is funny is key so worry about
12:46the funny more than anything else some of you might feel going into this oh you know my english
12:52isn't as good or i don't write jokes yeah make those weaknesses strengths i would say
12:58miss pethia is looking attentively and she's got her notepad out and she's writing furiously
13:02but you know what i don't think she's getting it and then the classic thing is try to make us
13:07believe
13:07you're having fun but you should be enjoying it because like i say you wanted to be here
13:12no one forced you here no one got a pig prod out and go no you get in there you
13:17wanted to be here
13:18you wanted to do this do you have any questions about this sort of thing or are you having any
13:22doubts about your material oh well how do you not get cancelled it's hard to navigate like with how
13:27sensitive people are these days well i mean i think you'll know yourself because you you know
13:31you're all working queens so you know what audience is like right you know i think in the end
13:36if if we're laughing you're good you don't get cancelled if people are laughing you get cancelled if
13:42people are looking worried and ashen kind of like oh yeah yeah so giddy how did you pick the
13:48order well all i knew is i wanted to go first okay because why not start with the best one
13:53all right kitty okay okay and then i thought the rest is shit so let's just chuck them on in
13:58there
13:58so i'm gonna do me and then vanity she can't deliver a joke for love nor money so she's gonna
14:04be a
14:04a valley and then pithia not a funny lady so it'll just emphasize the fact that i was fantastic
14:10then going to alissa then nelly then tessa then queen oh yes okay is that's not just random is it
14:17no i was thinking like okay we need like peaks and valleys with this who are the peaks and who
14:21are the valleys well we will see we will see but it just said i'll go she puts me after
14:29her because
14:30coming up with jokes is not my strong suit but what i'm good at is writing lyrics well talking to
14:37you you're all funny so you should be funny tonight so i guess the only bit of comedy advice left
14:42is
14:42don't fuck it up all right and i'll see you later oh pit crew i can't travel alone yes all
14:49right we'll
14:49see you later thank you thank you come on miguel we're out of here oh i am confident enough in
15:00my
15:00comedic abilities that it doesn't matter where you are placed and if they don't like their positions
15:05well tough tits toots can i just ask how everyone actually feels about the order i'm afraid so i think
15:11that be after alissa that is a very strong competitor it's not easy but someone need to do
15:17and i think you're for me because you know that i can be funny i can see maybe pithia have
15:24a struggle
15:24after alissa i don't want to be rude with anybody that was very rude you're you're a bitch i can't
15:31believe it oh my god i'm so sweet i'm so so pithia you're gonna struggle
15:39yes oh my god it's a new day oh wow that was very aggressive tally so it is elimination day
15:46and
15:46listen there is no way i'm going home today bitch i am not holding back for nothing these bitches are
15:52gonna get it i'm so excited for this roast i can't wait it's gonna be fun so yesterday when we
15:58were
15:58talking with graham i obviously asked the question um how do you not get cancelled
16:03um do you girls find it really tricky to sort of have to censor yourself being in the public eye
16:08we do have more of a responsibility but we are human and i think that we live in a world
16:14of social
16:15media the judges aren't really the judges sitting up there on the stage it's the keyboard warriors at
16:20home after my season i got so much hate why they thought they really didn't get me in sweden
16:26they they just thought that i was so like really sour as a person i love what ru says what
16:32people
16:32have to say about me is none of my business exactly i love that let's spread positivity not love but
16:37that being said let's burn each other in this roast no holding back no punches barred baby baby let's
16:43get this roast to cook in the main stage of ru paul's drag race global all-stars she likes her
16:50coffee
16:50like she likes her men it's michelle visage that's right ru chopped full of nuts
16:59he puts the d in comedy it's jamal sims now jamal are you a coffee drinker let's just say i
17:06love
17:06anything that's hot brown and keeps me up all night and our international treasure graham norton
17:16now graham do you like coffee i'll have what jamal's having diarrhea
17:23this week we challenge our all-stars to brew up some comedy at our rich international roast
17:30and tonight on the runway category is blow me away all-stars start your engines and may the best
17:38global glamazon win
17:44welcome to our rich international roast and perk up your ears for kitty scott claus
17:51come on girls come on girls come on girls good evening ru michelle jamal lovely graham and the
18:02cast of ru paul's drag race global sun stars sorry no my bad my bad the cast of ru paul's
18:09drag race
18:10global all-stars plus tessa where to begin i know pithia pithia is living proof that reading
18:22is not fundamental now vanity her wigs are so crunchy it looks like she's brushed them with a toffee apple
18:32vanity's wigs are so thirsty african orphans have started sending her money
18:40nalania nalania she always goes i'm so stupid i'm so stupid and i have to fucking agree with her
18:48now elissa watching elissa fumble around a sewing challenge with a hot glue gun makes me think that
18:54the anti-drag laws in texas should have gone ahead
19:00tessa didn't actually make it very far in her season of drag race and watching her this season i can't
19:05understand how how she was ever cast in the first place now here come the ru paul old jokes
19:12ru paul is so old she was at the coronation of queen elizabeth the first
19:19ru paul always tells us not to reinvent the wheel and that is because she was there when the wheel
19:27was literally being invented thank you so much for your time if you've enjoyed me i've been kitty
19:34scott claus and if you haven't enjoyed me i'm vanity vane
19:39kitty has just set it on fire wow that was a start girl i feel bad for the next bitch
19:47now it's time for the most fun queen in the group
19:51i'm gonna sing a song okay on ru post global all stars we gather on the stage vanity why are
20:02you
20:02singing sweetheart this is not the singing challenge and if it were i'd pick a key and i'd stick in
20:07it
20:07pretending we are models but no one really slays
20:13okay maybe i won't be the worst in this roast
20:16in weak corset and high heels i'm begging you to stay can someone bring a burger i haven't eaten days
20:26from uk our kitty yeah she's a fucking cunt diana you were pretty was that your only stunt
20:36which brings us to the virus hello testicle tea praying you get a donor and maybe a gig with a
20:47fee
20:49i'm sorry i'm vanity vane a singing drag queen not known for standing up but more known for lying down
21:00thank you for this time where is my burger now
21:09i know vanity chose to sing because um it makes her comfortable but the rest of us are now very
21:15uncomfortable so thank you so much and now for toronto's banana in a greek carpet
21:24um that was a little awkward thank you thank you everyone thank you vanity oh my goodness
21:30that was wonderful your voice is like music to my ears and right about now i wish i was deaf
21:39melenia who remembers her beautiful vocals from the her talent showcase
21:44yeah me neither her music is so bad that michelle visage asked to feature on one of her songs
21:52tessa testicle when i first met you i thought you were so annoying and obnoxious and loud
21:56but after getting to know her wow am i perceptive
22:05jamal my dear all i'm gonna say is your teeth are so white they're almost whiter than me trying
22:10to dance in the girl group challenge like am i right
22:15well patio i'll see you at the bottom kitty scott claus
22:21all i'm gonna say is after meeting you i know why your currency is called great british pounds
22:29and that concludes my roast for the night you guys thank you so much for having me
22:33next up we have alissa edwards she's back back back rolls again so let's hear it really loudly
22:43oh pithia
22:47i don't know if live performing is her uh strength
22:55that's all i gotta say about that
23:00i feel like i'm in the twilight zone judges i'm so sorry uh that y'all have to sit to
23:06this
23:06bullshit tonight let's start off show some love for the hostess with the mostest kitty scott
23:12calls from across the pond and i gotta say the resemblance of jimma collins is so uncanny
23:20she too has folks telling her she's fly hot sexy and she's nothing of the sort
23:28in fact is humpty dumpty in a wig
23:36it is a breath of pressure to see a confident seasoned queen mediocre jokes but a class delivery
23:43i quickly realized my illustrious career had plummeted when i met germany's tessa testicles
23:52that's some single white female shit right there
23:55i just want you to know tessa that my attorneys will be sending you a cease and desist as we
24:01speak
24:03of course we all expected the all-star botox glow up but rule the amount of sealers like italian's nervous
24:14nancy
24:15and sweden's neurotic vanity this fucking shit can't be fda approved
24:23my time is running out much like a vanity's time in this competition
24:30judges thank you for your time and your consideration all my love alissa edwards
24:56the next entertainer up here uh the pizza delivery lady is here to give us some kind of
25:03margarita pizza give it up for italian's name
25:10ciao i'm here for the liver oh no no the margarita pizza i'm here for the liver some jokes but
25:17please be kind with me because you know in italia we don't do rules okay
25:22tessa t i don't know what works your pink dress in the bowl or uh oh fucking no there's nothing
25:29nothing what they're there so petea my love oh my god you remind me an epic poem
25:36a name of an oracle the body of a goddess and the face of a mythologic beast
25:45oh my god nelly is a shady bitch i love it oh queen kong i didn't forget about you
25:53i mean i did from your season till now but not tonight baby you're so fucking funny looking
26:04melania is actually doing better than i thought maybe i should have put her in a worse position
26:09rupal i think we are very similar we are beautiful we are kind we are talent and we both lie
26:16to people
26:16say yes i can sing
26:20jamal or i want to read you something five five five three four eight four
26:30i read you my number so please call me because i love you
26:36if you like me i am melania and if you don't like me
26:40shut the fuck up and now i don't think that sweetland can be neutral anymore because it's time
26:47for tessa tea rue just laughed her fucking ass off to melania baby this margarita pizza is trouble
26:56and it's a fact to follow hello hello hello good evening everybody and thank you nelly for this
27:04pizza garbage now i know it's pretty bold of me to be coming out here and do all that because
27:11as you
27:11know i was in the bottom four out of my five drag race germany episodes the only person who's
27:17bottomed more is pithia in a dance challenge vanity vein in an all-star season and michelle visage at
27:23any mall in new jersey give it up for queen kong everybody
27:29she's just done so much to bust old outdated stereotypes like the myth that all drag queens
27:36are beautiful all rich people have taste and all fat girls have ass girl i don't know what's
27:43flatter your ass kitty's ass or pithia's roast
27:50another extremely talented makeup artist is pithia face wide as snow lips red as blood
27:56but them teeth bitch the yellow brick roads you know i really try to be nice to these girls
28:03i said come on y'all we can kumbayatas out but much like vanity's and melania's music nobody will
28:10listen to me so here we are tessa's got in her head right in the middle of it she started
28:15out funny
28:15but once she realized that we weren't all like beating the walls falling out laughing i could see
28:21her not enjoying it anymore seeing kitty next to queen kong is like watching uncle fester in a wig
28:29talk to jemma collins after a long night of hookin
28:35i don't know what's bigger your first chin your second chin or michelle visage's stick
28:43alissa edwards as i live and breathe we all know you are one of the best dancers in drag race
28:50herstory but baby the way you can just mesquite skeet skeet your way out faster than your hairline
28:56and your track record into the safe zone incredible all right that is me tessa the orphan and give
29:04it up for miss um shit and bananas queen kong thank you so much yay i'm definitely not worried
29:12now after watching the plane crashes that has just gone before me um i'm gonna let them have it
29:17now look i am so humbled to be here for a night of fun comedy and global excellence
29:25is what i would be saying if any of those three things was on stage tonight
29:29i mean look at them it's a bevy of anxiety acrylic paint and global tears from each and every one
29:35of
29:35their fathers i'm kidding i'm kidding tessa doesn't know her father everyone give it up for kitty's got
29:42claws wow kitty thank you so much for including me in the roast tonight i know you must have been
29:49battling with yourself when you were coming up with the lineup because like your ancestors you put the
29:53person of color last on the list moving on to the next beauty vanity vein is here i really noticed
30:02how we do things in australia that you don't do in sweden like brush your wigs now one of the
30:08things
30:08that i love about global all stars has been getting to know the girls their culture their language in
30:14facts i learned that pathia is the greek word for pathetic
30:22alissa edwards has had so much work done to her face her hairline now starts in the middle of her
30:26back alissa edwards has had so much work done to her face the contractors involved have united
30:32and created a union give it up for miss tessa testicle now baby i have read you your mother your
30:40father and your entire ancestral line daily since we've been here so i want to say something that
30:45you haven't heard all season you are an amazing drag queen now my loves my time has run out if
30:54you've
30:54enjoyed the roast my name is queen kong if you haven't you're racist thank you queen was absolutely
31:01amazing as a finisher she roasted us to crisps category is blow me away up first from the uk kitty
31:15scott
31:15claws she has some nerve coming out here stoned like that you know she's not bad she's just blown that
31:23way
31:24i am serving you bridal nude illusion i wanted to look naked covered in rhinestones i feel bloody
31:34gorgeous wind models own up next from sweden vanity vein oh it's the long lost sister duty garland
31:49i'm serving the mess in christmas so the outfit i was supposed to wear was damaged during the flight
31:56over here so i had to get a bunch of christmas decorations and i was sitting up late this night
32:03doing this christmas ball mess what the is wrong with me only 58 tucking days till christmas
32:15up next from canada pathea this is toronto's entry for the montreal hair show 2024
32:23come on brahno brothers my inspiration for my look is elven it's magical it's goddessy but it's also
32:31quite cryptic and i really really feel all of my fantasies those darn kids tp'd pathea oh no
32:41from the united states alissa edwards don't it make your brown eye blue
32:49you know what i am a marvel glamazon on a mountain the wind hits me i raise my arms
32:55i'm taking notes this ain't my first time at the rodeo girl look how windy you look
33:05from italy nalania alora she's from that new band girth wind and fire
33:15ginger minge oh no wait that is someone
33:18baby i'm serving you jessica rabbit i'm not sexy i'm cute but i try my best
33:26it's a five alarm margarita pizza
33:36representing germany tessa t headlining at the fringe festival
33:43i'm shimmering down this runway and i see mama rupaul grinning from one ear to another i know damn
33:50while she eating this look up i'm giving you share giving you renaissance giving you everything in
33:56the kitchen thing that reminds me i cannot get my pots clean
34:04from down under queen kong now this is one golden girl i'd like to know more about me too
34:12i am serving you straight up beyonce realness girl this look is made of lame which is the most
34:18cheapest fabric which is like me cheap i'm using my body i'm moving i'm being a dancer i'm living
34:23my showgirl fantasy this gold thing welcome global glamazons hello it's time for the judges critiques
34:34starting with kitty scott claws kitty you came out of the gate strong my critique would be for you
34:41to just take a breath you can slow it down just a little but what a way to open the
34:45show you are
34:47savage but in the best way and tonight on the runway this look is beautiful kitty i'm so glad i
34:53was here
34:53tonight because you did the uk so proud oh thank you really really really funny i'm so impressed
34:59what a time to be kitty scott claws thank you so much graham tonight was a great night for you
35:05and
35:05listen you are ready to step into any television program host it produce it do it all you're you
35:11are ready thank you so much judges up next vanity vain michelle hey vanity merry christmas thank you
35:21so singing wasn't a bad idea in theory i thought it was actually pretty smart and it was different and
35:28it was a way to stand out pretending we are models but no one really slays i think the downside
35:36was
35:36it just wasn't funny really no what i think would have helped is if you would have like put a
35:41hook
35:41like something that was like a little chorusy so it felt like a song a little bit you have your
35:46own
35:46distinctive brand and it is so beautiful listen i know how hard the roast is to do and you know
35:53you
35:53came up with something that was original what you did in the rose i mean you took a big swing
35:59and i
35:59really admired that did it work not entirely if you've done those jokes just talking it would have
36:05been worse this i kind of love because it's kind of like so the theme is blow me away christmas
36:14that's
36:14that's where i'm going now who put this together did you put this outfit together no
36:23so you did put this together i'm yes yes anything else you want to add oh
36:30up next from canada patia michelle i felt like you were really nervous you're such a kind soul that i
36:43think you know taking jabs at people is really difficult and so i don't think that you ever
36:48fully let go and then the look tonight this is your thing this is just every time i think of
36:54thea and the way you do drag things like this come to mind yes thank you i thought you gave
37:00it your
37:00best shot i think you get a you got a bit lost in it had you done it as zeus
37:05it would have been
37:06perfect can you do it as zeus as zeus yes yeah okay my friend rupaul wanted to release the greatest
37:12hits album but his record label didn't feel comfortable releasing a blank cd that's the voice
37:19right there that's funny you know thank you thank you thank you up next alissa edward you know miss
37:28alissa i'm glad you're standing here for critique so i can just give you a minute to tell you
37:32through this whole competition i am so impressed with the level of your drag and to my point what
37:38you were wearing in the roast was magical thank you very much you are welcome in that roast you
37:44gave a master class in just confidence you know some of the jokes weren't as good as other people's
37:51but you believed them more we believed in them and we were laughing you were the international roast
37:57queen and then tonight this again is something you are killing it thank you very much thank you
38:03my only note to you is be conscious of where the camera is and even if i'm like if i'm
38:08talking to
38:08michelle you know i'm still gonna look forward i'm looking at michelle dead in her eyes right now i feel
38:16i'm ready for my close-up
38:20up next nalania ciao i did not expect for you to be as good as you were you belong here
38:29tonight this look
38:29was different than anybody else you went with blowing a flame and a fire and i really loved
38:33that for me where i struggled was the hair it doesn't have a shape but nelly brava
38:38who knew that you were packing the heat we laughed consistently it was so fun to watch and then tonight
38:45on the runway you went into this like beautiful goddess and it all worked you were like one of
38:50those annoying people at school who were like oh i'm so worried about my exams and then get an a
38:55plus
38:55yes this is a really strong night for you thank you so much you have your act comedic gold and
39:01you
39:01know i understand the hair maybe a little bit more crimping in it so i want to have a brush
39:08thank you thank you up next tessa t i thought that you went up there with confidence and then
39:14that confidence quickly spiraled tonight i don't have the words for how gorgeous this look is wow thank
39:23you we all saw what happened tonight i appreciate you just not giving up and you got a couple left
39:28and then as far as this look i love this look thank you so much jamal i don't quite know
39:35why
39:36it didn't work as well as it should have me neither i just think you were unlucky there's just there's
39:42a
39:42certain you can't put your finger on why some things work and some things don't work so you were
39:47unfortunate i feel as jamal says you plowed through and you did it you should be really proud of yourself
39:51and sweet jesus baby in heaven above this is stunning it's absolutely gorgeous it is absolutely
39:58gorgeous and of course the way you sold it on this runway was exquisite up next queen kong hi hi
40:06doll
40:06hello this look tonight on the runway i just love seeing this kind of queen kong 2.0 evolved and
40:12confident and feeling the beauty of the skin that you're in and then you took to the podium and it
40:18was a
40:18home run in fact i learned that pathia is the greek word for pathetic
40:27yeah queen kong i had high expectations of you doing the roast and you delivered yeah i've no
40:34critiques at all what i really like is how you maneuvered in the wind how you were able to work
40:38the material excellent night thank you thank you so much jamal boy oh boy did you work that wind machine
40:43and of course your roast was marvelous you've really found your voice you've really found your
40:49right rhythm you weren't afraid to just let us catch up to what the joke was and go oh i
40:54see what
40:55you say and then you'd pick it up again that again it's that dancer instinct beautiful night for you
41:00thank you queen kong thank you so much thank you all stars i think we've heard enough while you
41:06untucked in the workroom the judges and i will deliberate you may leave the stage
41:14we're back in untucked and i am feeling quite confident i think i'm in a chance of winning this
41:21well i feel very positive yeah that was lovely you did great i'm so happy i love the rose and
41:27you know what nelly you did so bloody well thank you so much they did read her for the hair
41:32that's a
41:32minor detail i think this is gorgeous stunning kitty she's the best comedian here and know that
41:40she think that make me so glad so proud tessa how are we feeling here i was with my like
41:49roast that i've worked all night on and why are these bitches not laughing this was definitely a hard
41:54week for me but i am not letting this discourage me i'm gonna fight my way through this but it
42:00kind of
42:00make me feel better to see jamal and graham saying that they saw me not give up for you to
42:05get notes
42:05like that and critiques like that ultimately whether you lip sync or not yeah that is a win for you
42:10yeah
42:11yeah yeah how do you feel pretty good i mean honestly not gonna lie i knew i was gonna be
42:16in
42:16this situation i just don't understand stand-up comedy i have spoken about this for time and time
42:21again i don't understand that art form and that's fine you know whatever happens happens if i'm lip
42:26syncing i'm gonna lip sync i think i'm gonna do it in this actually it's gonna be pretty cool
42:30i think this one is one of the most iconic look of all the seasons thank you baby it's iconic
42:35i may
42:36have bombed the roast but my look is incredible tonight and i really hope that it can save me from
42:41the bottom like last time what about you vanity are you feeling okay well i think this is my winning
42:46week i'm winning everything there's no surprise i know exactly what the destiny's doing is also today
42:52exactly one year since i walked into drag race sweden hopefully you don't walk out that will be the
42:59gag you'll be like happy anniversary bye i don't want to lip sync again but i just feel it in
43:05the air
43:05like this is happening again and uh i'm preparing to blow the judges away welcome back all stars hello
43:15hello i've made some decisions kitty scott claus in the roast and on the runway you were peach perfect
43:28alissa edwards you really tongue popped
43:33nelenia you were on fire queen kong you were pure gold
43:45kitty scott claus
43:49queen kong
43:51condragulations you are both the winners of this week's challenge
43:55oh my god oh my god you will split a tip of ten thousand dollars thank you so thank you
44:03so much
44:04oh my god thank you my third win hooray oh and to share it with queen i mean i couldn't
44:10pick between us and neither could ru i'm so excited three wins each five thousand dollars each oh my god
44:19alissa nelenia you are safe the four of you may step to the back of the stage
44:28i'll smoke a fuck up shake his baby vanity vein in the roast you swung big but your runway
44:37was a bit of a miss a christmas yeah pathea tonight your runway was pure magic but your roast did
44:50not cast a
44:52spell tessa t you sparkled on the runway but your roast lacked luster tessa
45:06you're safe thank you so much thank you thank you thank you you may join the other girls
45:13another lucky escape part of me it's kind of bitter because i really wanted to lip sync to this song
45:18in this look vanity pathea i'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination i really thought that my
45:28runway was going to save me but here we are i have never had to lip sync for my life
45:33during drag race
45:33so i'm feeling a little nervous two global all-stars stand before me
45:41this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself
45:50the time has come for you to lip sync for your life
46:00vanny may have sent two girls home but not this time i'm in it to win it i just think
46:05i can sell this
46:06more than pathea i'm a rock star and she's a mannequin hit the fan i'm ready good luck and don't
46:16fuck it up
46:36i had to escape the city was sticky and cool
46:43maybe i should have called you first but i was dying to get to you
46:49i was dreaming while i drove the long straight road ahead
46:53uh-huh
46:54yeah
46:55i could taste your sweet kisses your arms open wide
46:59this fever for you was just hurting me on the inside
47:07our
47:09one
47:09i was
47:17i was
47:19i was
47:27i was
47:31i was
47:37I call for love to get to you, is that all right?
47:48I call for love
48:11Oh my gosh, all stars, I've made my decision
48:21Vanity Vane, Shantae Eustache
48:24Oh my gosh, officially the lip sync assassin
48:28You may join the other girls
48:30Thank you so much, love you
48:33Oh my god, I'm officially the lip sync assassin of the season
48:38And kind of ironic to send home the Canadian queen to a Canadian singer
48:44Pathea, my queen, you are and will always be an international icon
48:52Now, sashay away
48:55Thank you so much for everything
48:57And I will promise you, I will keep looking for that voice
49:00Thank you so much
49:01Thank you
49:03Bye-bye
49:04We love you, Vivian
49:06Thank you very much
49:18Condragulations, all stars
49:19And remember, if you can't love yourself
49:22How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
49:23Can I get an amen up in here?
49:25Amen
49:25All right, now let the music play
49:27Bye-bye
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