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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, Rue.
00:05A new class is arriving ready to change their lives through the miracle of drag.
00:11This week we have a group of lesbians gone wild.
00:15That means I'm going to need the help of three of you professors.
00:19Professor Jujubee, Dr. Raven, Angina, PhD.
00:25So pack up a U-Haul full of pumps and take these macho women on a high hill walk on
00:31the wild side.
00:32Let's take a look.
00:35My name is Julie and I am a comedian.
00:38I am a masculine lady gentleman and I've come to drag you to find the diva within.
00:43I want to step out of my comfort zone, I want to shake up who I am and try something
00:46new.
00:50I'm AJ, I'm 32 years old.
00:52My inner diva died in like 97.
00:54When I turned 20, I cut my hair.
00:57I started wearing baggy jeans and baggy shirts.
00:59But by doing that, I totally forgot what it was like to be a girly girl.
01:07My name is Skylar.
01:08I'm a gender terrorist.
01:10I embody both male and female in just about everything I do.
01:14I accept he when people call me he.
01:16I don't change it.
01:17I want to come to drag you because if just for a day, I want to earn being called a
01:21lady.
01:23Touchdown Drag U!
01:27Yay!
01:31Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:34It's exciting to have our first class of ladies who love ladies.
01:39Now, lesbians get called a lot of names.
01:41Lespo.
01:42Butch.
01:43So I like a lot.
01:44But here at Drag U, you're just one of my girls.
01:48Now, RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
01:50You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
01:55D is for drag transformation.
01:57P is for performance.
01:59And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:01Now, you have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:05And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors and walk away with a fabulous Drag
02:11U scholarship.
02:12Jalissa, tell them what you'll win.
02:15Well, Ru, our top Drag U will receive exquisite jewelry from Bijou Tresor, a luxury vacation for two from AlanChuck
02:24.Travel.
02:24Nice.
02:25And that's not all.
02:26The top Drag U will also receive a cash prize of $3,166.22.
02:34Girl.
02:36Are you ready to do whatever it takes to be the baddest fish in school?
02:40Yes.
02:41Can I get a Ru-Ha?
02:42Ru-Ha.
02:43Can I get a...
02:47First stop, the Drag Lab.
02:49Walk this way.
02:54No, really, walk this way.
02:57Door.
03:04This is the Drag Lab.
03:07Here is everything you'll need for your diva transformation.
03:11With more frocks, pumps and jewelry than even Lindsay Lohan can accidentally forget to pay for.
03:17I see wigs and jewelry and sequins and I'm just like, where the hell am I?
03:23Right.
03:24But the most important tool of all is your very own Drag Professor.
03:30These ladies look like they can beat me up.
03:33Julie, you are with Jujubee.
03:36Wow.
03:37Jujubee.
03:38Hey, she's hot.
03:39I'm like, oh my gosh, you look like a dude.
03:41Can I get some?
03:42AJ, you're with Raven.
03:45I see how tall she is and she's just like ready to count and I'm terrified.
03:50Skylar, you are with Angina.
03:53I'm strangely attracted to Professor Angina.
03:56Professors, it's time to take your students through their entrance exams.
04:04All right, when was the last time you wore a dress?
04:06My prom in high school.
04:08So about 16 or 17.
04:10Wait a minute.
04:10It's been a long time.
04:12Oh my gosh.
04:13What did you look like?
04:14I look like a football player in a hockey player's body inside of a dress.
04:19Girl, you are such a dude.
04:21I need to femme this lady up, honey.
04:25If you can look like any celebrity, who would you want to look like?
04:27Lenny Kravitz.
04:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:31Mm-mm.
04:31What about a girl?
04:32Oh.
04:33Um.
04:35I'm gonna need a lot of help from the drag gods to transform Skylar.
04:40All right, what do you think is your worst feature?
04:43My chest.
04:44I wear like layers to hide them.
04:46AJ obviously has a lot of insecurities when it comes to her body,
04:49so we are gonna get her embracing her curvaceousness by draguation.
04:54You want to draguate valedictorian?
04:56I do.
04:57Okay.
04:58I love valedictorian.
04:59I bet.
05:00Time's up.
05:00Pencil's down.
05:01Meet me at the Dragulator.
05:04Now this is the Dragulator.
05:06It will determine your drag name and give you a glimpse at your diva potential.
05:11Julie, let's start with you.
05:13Okay.
05:20Commence Dragulation.
05:24Dragulation complete.
05:27Calamity.
05:28Oh.
05:30I love it.
05:31Executive gangster.
05:33I love the mafiosa-esque about it.
05:35She's got Moxie and she's gonna come and get ya.
05:38Now Jujubee, can you make this transformation happen?
05:41Uh-huh.
05:43It's gonna be a toughie.
05:44It's gonna be a toughie.
05:45But I am so up for this challenge.
05:46This is sickening.
05:48Hallelujah.
05:49Skylar, it is your turn.
05:51Here we go.
05:58Commence Dragulation.
06:01Dragulation complete.
06:04Scorpio.
06:05Oh!
06:07My heart stopped.
06:10Who is that?
06:11That's you.
06:12Now can you see yourself turning into Scorpio?
06:14I don't know.
06:16I don't know.
06:16Like I don't know who that is.
06:18I'm not really sure about the hair because it feels really hard and edgy and I thought I was gonna
06:26be a little softer.
06:27And last but not least, AJ.
06:30Alright.
06:36Commence Dragulation.
06:39Dragulation complete.
06:43Thunder.
06:44Holy .
06:47Yeah!
06:48Wow.
06:49Look at that bow.
06:50Wow.
06:50Strategically placed right there on the boobs.
06:53Raven, can you make this transformation happen?
06:56We're gonna do it.
06:58Why do you have sales?
06:59She does not show off the boobs.
07:01Uh-uh.
07:01At all.
07:01I just don't feel comfortable showing that to anybody.
07:06I mean, this is crazy.
07:09Coming up.
07:10Boobs.
07:11Knockers.
07:13I'll always be younger than you, bitch.
07:17And later.
07:18Absolutely beautiful.
07:19Don't hide it.
07:19Take you.
07:21Are you ready for me?
07:23It's a miracle.
07:25Take you.
07:27Ladies, it's time for your first class.
07:30You're about to get a lady lesson.
07:36Good morning, class.
07:38Good morning, Lady Bunny.
07:40Bunny.
07:42Bunny, these ladies need our help.
07:45They're not wearing the right bras.
07:48Rude.
07:48They're lesbians.
07:49I don't think they're wearing bras.
07:51Now, Bunny, I want you to give these women the support they deserve.
07:56Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
08:01Boobies.
08:02We drag queens want them.
08:03You ladies have them.
08:04You just don't know how to use them.
08:06Great.
08:06Like, the one thing that I'm most insecure about is the first lesson at DragU.
08:10Awesome.
08:11Let's consult the DragU Handbook for tips on finding the perfect bra.
08:17Tip number one.
08:19Size matters.
08:20Did you know that 80% of all women are wearing the wrong sized bra?
08:23To find your bra size, measure under your arms, high on your back, across the top of your chest.
08:30That's your band size.
08:32To find your cup size, measure loosely around the fullest part of your bust.
08:36The difference between the two determines your cup size.
08:40But if you're bad at math, you can use fruit.
08:43A lime is an A cup.
08:45A lemon is a B cup.
08:47Orange is a C cup.
08:49A grapefruit is a D cup.
08:51And a watermelon is a horse.
08:55Jujubee, what's Raven's bra size?
08:58Let's find out.
09:01Come on, girl.
09:04How big is Raven around the fullest part of her bust?
09:0739 inches.
09:09It was really a 40.
09:11Now, Jujubee, what's her measurement under her arm?
09:1436.
09:1639 minus 36 is 3, which makes her a C cup.
09:20Not her age.
09:21I'll always be younger than you, bitch.
09:26During the Lady Bunny lesson, I learned something very special about Raven.
09:30She needs to shave her back.
09:33Now your professors are going to help you strap on the perfect bra.
09:36Yeah.
09:39We're just going to go under, okay?
09:41Knockers.
09:45So you're 40 down there.
09:4738 minus 34.
09:49Mountain peaks.
09:52You're good?
09:53Is it on your breast?
09:55Oh, I didn't even start yet.
09:59This Lady Lesson is especially important for AJ because she doesn't even really wear a bra.
10:03She wears really tight clothing and just smashes them down.
10:06Just let them go, girl.
10:07Okay.
10:08Oh, my gosh.
10:10They're huge.
10:12Bitch, I thought I was going to follow them.
10:14No, you got some nice tits, girl.
10:17Okay.
10:18Let's check out your new bras.
10:20Julie, let's see your new bra.
10:25I see you've got on your corset from corsetconnection.com.
10:29Thank you, Julie.
10:30Skylar, step forward and let's see your new bra.
10:34Oh.
10:37Ba-ba-ba-boom.
10:38You look great.
10:39Really?
10:40Yeah.
10:41I'm kind of craving my tank top, but I can work with this.
10:43That's why I'm here.
10:44Thank you, Skylar.
10:46AJ, step forward.
10:47I just don't feel comfortable.
10:50It's so overwhelming for me right now.
10:52Let's see your new bra.
10:55Woo!
10:55Oh.
10:56Gorgeous.
10:57Holy .
10:57AJ, ba-ba-boom.
10:59Here comes Boobie.
11:01It's comfortable.
11:02It's tight.
11:02It's hot.
11:03Well, you look beautiful.
11:05Thank you, AJ.
11:06You girls are really shaping up.
11:08And that's today's lady lesson.
11:14Oh, my God.
11:15I'm really cute.
11:16Look at that.
11:17Hi, it's me, Pam.
11:19Who?
11:19Who's calling?
11:20Why are you talking to me?
11:22We're going riding later this afternoon.
11:25Ooh, gag.
11:26I'm not worried about Julie as a performer,
11:28because I know she can do it.
11:29She's a comedian.
11:30But if she wants to win this competition,
11:33she's going to have to fam it up.
11:35Adjustable rate mortgages.
11:38So when did you come out?
11:39When I was 19.
11:40I came out to my mom.
11:42She's cool with it.
11:43But she just moved to Colorado, so...
11:45So she's not going to make it to draguation?
11:47AJ's mom hasn't seen her in a dress since she was 14,
11:49and I think she needs to be here for draguation.
11:51I'm going to make some calls.
11:54Let's start with your hair.
11:55If I put that hair on, I might still feel masculine.
11:59So do you want to fam it up just a little bit?
12:01We start with the hair.
12:03She doesn't like it.
12:04So the hair needs to be soft.
12:05Period.
12:06The end.
12:07No ifs and buts about it.
12:08It's got to be here.
12:10The right wig has got to be here.
12:13Not that one.
12:14This one is a little bit more like feminine.
12:16It's a little softer.
12:18But which one?
12:18Do you like this a lot?
12:20Yeah, I don't know.
12:21All right.
12:22I'm getting a little bit frustrated.
12:23You're going to have to tell me.
12:24What do you think?
12:26What hair from what we've already tried on do you like?
12:31Um...
12:31I...
12:31You know, I don't know.
12:33I'm at a loss at this point.
12:34I don't know what's going to happen at draguation,
12:36and I really do not want to go home a loser
12:38because I'm a sore loser.
12:39This is going to be a disaster.
12:42Coming up, I love to see a girl wear this.
12:45You're such a top.
12:46Want to show me how tough you are?
12:47Ah!
12:48This is what she wants to wear.
12:51Hell no.
12:52I hope.
12:53Here are some drag queen secrets about hairspray.
12:57Is the bloom off your rose?
13:00A light misting over a fresh floral arrangement
13:02helps preserve its life.
13:04Stain on the carpet.
13:07Spray the spot with hairspray.
13:09Add some rubbing alcohol.
13:10Scrub an out-out damp spot.
13:12Are your pantyhose running?
13:14Better go catch them.
13:16A squirt of hairspray on the toes strengthens the threads.
13:22Hairspray is a queen's best friend.
13:24You can spray that again.
13:37I get it.
13:38This is a really tough thing for Skylar,
13:40and I'm so proud of her.
13:42But it's probably going to be the hardest transformation
13:45I will ever have to do in my life.
13:47Want to show me how tough you are?
13:49How about I bench you?
13:51Oh, okay.
13:52Whee!
13:53Squat down, sit right here on my leg.
13:55Squat.
13:55Okay, stretch your legs
13:56and cross at the ankles.
13:58Like this?
13:59Yeah.
13:59Good.
14:00Now what I need to do
14:00is I need to get the grip here.
14:03Grip, honey.
14:04Cross your legs.
14:09Skylar and I are bonding.
14:10I like her.
14:11She likes me.
14:12She trusts me.
14:12I trust her.
14:13Are you okay?
14:14I'm okay.
14:15Are you okay?
14:15I'm fine.
14:18We've got to find a mirror, girl.
14:20How do you feel?
14:21I'm like glad it fits
14:22and it definitely feels awkward.
14:23I feel awkward in it.
14:25Exposing skin.
14:26I think that the part of it is like I don't want to bring any attention to myself.
14:30It makes me feel uncomfortable.
14:31Tapping into Julie's feminine side is an obstacle for me.
14:34On the other hand, I love to see a girl wear this.
14:37Do you know what I'm saying?
14:40So it's weird.
14:40You're such a top.
14:43Have you concealed your breasts your entire life?
14:47No.
14:47You know what?
14:48I started dating this girl and she was like, butch boobs turn me off.
14:52And I really liked her, you know?
14:54So she introduced me to like concealing them more.
14:57And she's like, that's hot.
14:58So then in my mind, I thought that was attractive.
15:00It sounds like AJ's first girlfriend gave her a complex about her breasts and it's escalated
15:06into this huge insecurity.
15:08I don't feel like you should have to change or alter yourself or anyone.
15:11Someone tells you, I don't like your big tits.
15:14Get the **** out.
15:16Feature them once in a while.
15:18Like tomorrow at Draguation.
15:21I know that's what you want, but I don't know if I can do it.
15:25Well, hello, ladykins.
15:28I've come to check on your wigs and gowns and things of that nature.
15:32So Skylar, are you sticking with your Dragulator look?
15:36Um, sort of, Ru?
15:38Hmm.
15:38Well, I kind of got a little bit put off by the hair.
15:41The wigs are just, they're just not me.
15:43I mean, I'm not used to having all that hair.
15:46Well, here at DragU, we learn early on that you have to transcend who you think you are.
15:50Follow where I'm going with this.
15:53Ru's check-in is nerve-wracking because at this point, Skylar and I still have no idea
15:58what the final look will be.
16:00So, Julie, are you sticking with your Dragulator look?
16:04We're messing around with it a little bit.
16:06We're keeping it, but I want her to be fierce and she needs to show.
16:09Right.
16:09Right, the lady gangster.
16:11Exactly, criminestra.
16:12Sort of like a suit like what I'm wearing.
16:14That's exactly what I would like to wear.
16:17Well, my suit is from Moods of Norway.
16:19I bet it could be customized for your ladykins.
16:22Really?
16:23Julie needs to toss the men's clothing if she wants to win this competition.
16:27Trade it for the dress, girl.
16:29Thank you, Julie.
16:30All right, AJ, are you sticking with your Dragulator look?
16:34Well, I don't like showing my cleavage so much.
16:36This is what she wants to wear.
16:38Really?
16:39You know, proportionately, if you open this area up between here and here, it lengthens the body.
16:44That's what she was saying.
16:45Now, Raven, are you going to let her walk down the runway in that dress?
16:48Hell no.
16:49No.
16:49She wants to try and do things her way and doesn't realize that I'm the professor.
16:54All right, now it's time to step away from your outfits, put on your Iron Fist shoes,
16:59and meet me in dance class.
17:02Where are my girls at?
17:04Make your heels clap.
17:08Femininity comes with dance, and dance is our next lesson.
17:12Ah!
17:12I'd like you to meet our dean of dance, Trisha Miranda.
17:17Why does she have to be so hot?
17:19And I'm dressed like a flash dance throwback.
17:22Trisha has worked with stars like Britney Spears, J-Lo, and the Black Eyed Peas.
17:28I don't think I'm going to be able to concentrate on dance lessons at all.
17:33She's here to prepare you for your final examination, a full-on lip sync performance
17:38in front of a live audience, including your family and friends.
17:44Now, Trisha, what song have you chosen to set these women free?
17:49Bootylicious by Destiny's Child.
17:53We got the ass-shaking song.
17:55This is going to be wonderful.
17:57Trisha will also be judging your final performance, so you better step it up.
18:02Trisha, let them have it.
18:05They're so nervous about their femininity.
18:07I feel like this song just screams like diva, and that's everything I want to instill in them.
18:13We're going to get started with our signature move.
18:15It's all about the booty.
18:16You're going to pull it up as you circle to the right.
18:20Booty roll, booty roll, booty roll.
18:23Turn.
18:24We go.
18:25Uh-uh.
18:26Is that right?
18:26No.
18:27It was this way.
18:28It's this way.
18:29Over the right.
18:30Step with the left.
18:31I am terrible at learning dance steps.
18:39AJ, I want you to shimmy for the gods.
18:42There's no shimmy in this body.
18:43There's shimmy, baby, I promise you.
18:45Show me your shimmy and then I'll copy it.
18:46Shimmy.
18:47Shimmy.
18:47You're going to give them a nice little push.
18:51You can do it, AJ.
18:52I shake my jelly at every chance.
18:55This choreography is all about attitude, and AJ has none.
18:59All right, so let's get the professors up here for our booty dance.
19:02Come on, ladies.
19:03Click, clack.
19:04Click, clack.
19:05Click, clack.
19:06By that sound of a sling bag.
19:09I'm f***ing my pants watching Skylar dance.
19:12Like, Skylar is definitely not ready to shake her jelly.
19:16Nice, ladies.
19:19Practice, practice, practice.
19:21It makes perfect.
19:22Bye, guys.
19:22Bye.
19:23Bye.
19:23I don't know that I can move like a chick.
19:27I'm screwed if I don't get this down.
19:31Coming up.
19:32That's not cute.
19:33Oh.
19:33Girl, you look like a freaking housewife knockoff.
19:36Bitch, please.
19:38I didn't realize how out of touch I was with my feminine side.
19:44And now, a word from the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
19:51Mexicatessen.
19:54This has been a word from President RuPaul.
19:58Drag U, you're ready for me.
20:01It's a miracle.
20:04Drag U.
20:09It's graduation day, and I don't feel prepared at all.
20:12There's just so much pressure that I can't even make a decision right now.
20:15This is going to be a wreck, to be honest with you.
20:18Like, I'm just, like, not there yet.
20:23Hi.
20:24Good morning.
20:26Good morning.
20:27What is this ugly fabric, Skylar?
20:29Well, I was thinking I'd try something a little different.
20:32I kind of feel like the black might be too hard, so I'm trying.
20:35But I thought we left here yesterday, and you said that you liked the outfit.
20:39We didn't even discuss this ugly blue fabric, so I don't know what the hell she's thinking.
20:44I don't want to come off as harsh.
20:46No, I know.
20:46I definitely don't think, though, that this is the right fabric or the right blue.
20:51I don't know what's coming, but I'm willing to surrender.
20:55I hope it's the right decision.
21:01Hey, Julie.
21:03Hello, Headmaster.
21:05I wanted to talk to you before draguation.
21:07Okay.
21:08Who or what do you think is your saboteur?
21:13Um, I think my saboteur are the shoes.
21:18I'm wearing the skinniest, narrowest, hurtingest shoes, which would lead to the metaphor of trying
21:28to figure out how to feel comfortable in my body on top of those shoes.
21:32Right.
21:32The truth is, you know, you are absolutely fabulous, beautiful.
21:37I want you to focus on breaking out of your comfort zone and walking in a new pair of shoes.
21:43What I'm going to take away from my meeting with Rue is being fearless, living in the moment,
21:48and having fun.
21:50Now walk.
21:51What a walk girl.
21:59I'm kind of like, you know.
22:03Come here.
22:04If Julie wants to win this, she needs to give the fiercest walk and beat these bitches.
22:09All the pressure should go right here.
22:10Okay.
22:10Like on the front part.
22:12It is.
22:12And think as if you were already just walking like on your toes.
22:16You know what I mean?
22:16But let the heel hit.
22:18That's not cute.
22:20Oh, what did you do?
22:21Look in the mirror?
22:22You ugly piece of trash.
22:24As I'm trying to nail this walk with Julie, who comes over?
22:26Raven.
22:27She's trying to mess things up.
22:29Girl, you look like a freaking housewife knockoff.
22:33Bitch, please.
22:34And you look like a ghetto hood rat.
22:36I'm going to call Nicki Minaj and tell her you called me that.
22:39Like your friend.
22:41Raven, you are pissing me off.
22:43Let's do it together, baby.
22:44Okay.
22:44Don't even think about this man right here.
22:46This is just a blood clot, okay?
22:48Okay.
22:48Five, six, seven, eight.
22:54And that's how you pay the rent, honey.
22:56I think that Raven wants for us to think that she's helping me.
23:00But I know that she's throwing some shade in the game.
23:04How you feeling?
23:06A little nervous.
23:07What or who is your saboteur?
23:12Honestly, myself.
23:16I like to think it's everybody else, but it's not.
23:23I didn't realize how out of touch I was with my feminine side.
23:28Well, listen.
23:29It's not too late.
23:30And I think that's why you're here.
23:32The persons that really validated me were like my mom and my dad.
23:37And they're not around, you know?
23:44I wish they stuck around so they could see me be the woman that I am.
23:48That's why I want you to go out there and have fun.
23:52Spread your wings and shake your booty.
23:56I will.
23:57This is the beginning of the rest of your life.
23:59It's already done.
24:00That's what my mom used to say.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:05Scorpio can actually be that support system at any given time.
24:09Focus on being a lady and being strong as you are.
24:13I will.
24:14I learned that I was the one who was getting in my way.
24:19I realized I have to bring out Scorpio.
24:22Now walk.
24:25We are professors here at Drag U.
24:28Is that my ring?
24:29No.
24:32Raven.
24:33This is mine.
24:34I've been looking for that.
24:36It's mine.
24:37Juju thinks I stole her ring.
24:39I do not steal.
24:41Is that yours?
24:46It is now, bitch.
24:49Oh, Raven.
24:50You never learn.
24:52You've come so far.
24:53Out and proud.
24:54Lesbian.
24:55But then to take those two steps backward.
24:57Just afraid of what people are going to think.
25:00I'm proud of who I am.
25:01I'm proud to be gay.
25:02But I'm just not, I can't accept my own body of what's been given to me.
25:06If you could see yourself the way I see you, you are God's gift to this world.
25:10Do you know that?
25:11You're going to make me cry, Ru.
25:12You can cry.
25:13Own it.
25:14And here at Drag U, you have an opportunity to show it, and in a safe place.
25:19Right.
25:20No, I know what you're saying, and you said a lot right now that I needed to hear a long
25:24time ago.
25:25Talking to me really boosts my confidence.
25:27He made me feel like he cared about me, like I'm God's gift, like I'm someone important.
25:31Now I feel like I can work this and be proud of who I am.
25:35I want you to go out there and rock that runway like a glamazon, which by the way, is
25:40the title of my latest album.
25:42Can I take it and listen to it?
25:43Absolutely.
25:43Okay.
25:44I insist.
25:44Alright.
25:46How'd it go?
25:48Well, after talking to Ru, and almost having a breakdown, because Ru saw right through
25:52me, I decided that I'm going to go ahead and do the low cut neckline and show him off.
25:57Yes!
25:58She has agreed to go ahead and show the cleavage.
26:00I knew Ru could get the job done.
26:01How low are you going to go?
26:03You know what?
26:03Let's just have something that cuts all the way down to here.
26:06To my belly button?
26:07And then just tape it on your breast so you can just see all of it.
26:10Baby steps.
26:11Just a little bit.
26:11Ru got her to show her cleavage, and now the work begins.
26:22Tapping into my feminine side is totally overwhelming, but now I'm getting into it.
26:27I cannot imagine what Julie's going to look like.
26:29No.
26:29I think she's going to threaten a lot of ladies out there.
26:32That's what I hope happens.
26:33Yeah.
26:34I want to prove to my friends and family that I have the guts to take on something so out
26:42of my box.
26:44I'm very excited to see Skylar.
26:46Skylar with makeup on or hair of any length.
26:49I can't imagine at all.
26:51As Raven's getting me ready, I feel more and more confident.
26:54I'm definitely rocking the body that I've been given him.
26:55There's nothing holding him back right now.
26:58I'm AJ's mother, and I'm here to surprise her.
27:01She doesn't know I'm here.
27:02I haven't seen her in a dress since she was five years old, so this is kind of exciting
27:05for me.
27:07I can see AJ developing this confidence.
27:09She might draguate with tough honors.
27:12If Raven wins, everybody loses a finger.
27:18Faculty, friends, and family.
27:20It's time to draguate, bitches.
27:23Drag U.
27:25Are you ready for me?
27:28It's a miracle.
27:30Drag U.
27:33Faculty, friends, and family.
27:35Please welcome your Drag U professors.
27:37Angina, Raven, and Jujubee.
27:40And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
27:47Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
27:49Here to evaluate my girls are the faculty, our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny, our dean
27:56of dance, Trisha Miranda, and our visiting professor, Coach Beast from Glee, Dot Jones
28:04is here.
28:05Now, during their time here at Drag U, our class of rough and tough lesbians have worked
28:11hard to get in touch with their softer side.
28:14Now, let the draguation commence.
28:18Julie hasn't worn a dress since her senior prom.
28:21Now she's all dolled up, and bam, she's the bomb.
28:24Ladies and gentlemen, Calamity!
28:39I came to drag you as a handsome lady gentleman.
28:44But Jujubee showed me that I can also be sexy and powerful with your gentle lady.
28:49Who knew that wearing this wig and heels would feel so damn good!
28:54I am so proud of Julie!
28:57Yes, girl!
29:01AJ kept her inner diva hid deep down inside.
29:04But now, she's busting out with pride.
29:07Ladies and gentlemen, Thunder!
29:21The last seven years, I've spent sweating and hiding my body underneath layers of clothing.
29:26Now, thanks to Drag U and Professor Raven, I now know that I have a great set of boobs
29:31that deserve to see the light of day.
29:33AJ is beating the runway.
29:36She did it!
29:40Skylar never felt like a beautiful lady.
29:43But now, she's a stone cold fuck.
29:45And I don't mean maybe.
29:46Ladies and gentlemen, Scorpio!
29:59Before I came to Drag U, I celebrated my womanhood through my masculinity.
30:04And since finding Scorpio, I found a feminine side of Skylar.
30:08A side that you guys have not seen the last of.
30:11Skylar has gotten in touch with her feminine side.
30:13And I am a proud mama!
30:21Drag U, it's now begins your oral examination.
30:25Calamity, let's start with you.
30:27How do you feel?
30:28I feel tough, but I feel feminine, powerful, and I feel my sexualita, you know?
30:34Like bubbling out my boob top.
30:37What's been the most challenging part of your transformation?
30:40100% the shoes.
30:41I didn't even know they were shoes when I saw them on the wall.
30:44I thought they were hooks for other shoes.
30:48Vanish the Birkenstocks.
30:49You were working those heels.
30:51I find it hard to believe that this is like your first time wearing shoes like that with those rocking
30:55calves.
30:56I would think you wore those every day.
30:58Incredible.
30:59Thunder, you are next.
31:01Now, you and your girls looked great on the runway.
31:05How did it feel?
31:06It was interesting.
31:07A lot of bounce.
31:08A lot of forward momentum going on.
31:10Uh-huh.
31:10I enjoyed it.
31:11Very happy to know that I can now rock an outfit like this in front of my friends and family
31:16and feel confident about it.
31:19Were you surprised to see your mommy here?
31:21I'm walking down the runway and I'm trying to like keep my boobs in and my feet in front of
31:25me and then there's my mom and I almost fell over myself.
31:28I didn't think she'd be here so this is a huge surprise.
31:30You can thank Raven for that.
31:32That was her surprise.
31:37Is there anything you'd like to say to your mommy?
31:39I'm really glad you're here and sorry that I was never girly growing up but I hope that you could
31:45take a mental picture of this and know what could have been and what might be.
31:50And I'm really happy to see you.
31:52And I love you.
31:54I love you and I've been waiting 30 years to see you in a draft.
31:59Alright, Falkity.
32:00In the words of an ancient drag diva, you'd better work.
32:09Mama, you look amazing.
32:11Like who are you?
32:12Thunder girl.
32:14I feel like your second mom.
32:15You could be my second girlfriend.
32:19Excuse me.
32:20She's spoken for.
32:25Scorpio, it's your turn.
32:27How you feel up there?
32:29I do feel like a lady and anyone that knows me is probably going, wow.
32:35Yeah.
32:36It's like marrying that power of feminine and masculine but just bringing out a woman that's just fierce.
32:44Alright.
32:45Let's turn to the Falkity.
32:47Look at your gorgeous face.
32:49You look like a young Cicely Tyson or Dionne Warwick or a little bit mixed.
32:55I can totally see Bond girl.
32:56Yeah.
32:56Right?
32:57Absolutely beautiful.
32:58Don't hide it.
32:59Own it.
33:00All of you.
33:01I mean, oh my God.
33:01It's amazing.
33:02Alright, ladies.
33:03It's time for your final drag examination.
33:05Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
33:11So don't flunk it up.
33:13Drag U, are you ready for me?
33:17It's a miracle.
33:19Drag U.
33:22Falkity, family, and friends.
33:24As president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the draguating class.
33:30Ladies, let them have it.
33:37So still have to be the water.
33:40Damn it.
33:41Jackson, video machines here at stop the NEXTBIG.
33:43So don't fold it in terms of Sus lactate instead.
33:44He blows up my rehearse, 웃 right hand, force making room.
33:45контр boards,ables making room.
33:45Talking cardio chains to the Korean fellows.
33:45I know if you're ready for this day.
33:47The D 취z.
33:47I know if you're ready for this day.
33:58The D 취z.
33:58I know if you're ready for dirigenteels here at this bargame guy.
34:02Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? Baby, can you handle this? I don't think you can
34:10handle it anymore.
34:11I can't help her one for a while, but I'm too godless. She's going to be bad.
34:15I take my jelly at every chance when I went to my hip. She stepped into a tree.
34:19I mean, you can handle all the silly that I am. Now let's cut the road while we can see
34:23some jazz.
34:23I don't want to be bad with this jelly. I don't want to be bad with this jelly. I don't
34:28want to be bad with this jelly. I don't want to be bad with this jelly.
34:31I don't want to be bad with this jelly. I don't want to be bad with this jelly. I don't
34:37want to be bad with this jelly. I don't want to be bad with this jelly. My body is so
34:39delicious for you, baby.
34:49Thank you, ladies.
34:51Please wait backstage while the faculty decides which one of you will drag your weight with top honors.
34:58All right, Falcody, based on DPA, what did you think of Calamity?
35:02Let's start with Lady Bunny.
35:04Calamity was clearly the natural performer in the group.
35:06I did not personally love her makeover, red, yellow, silver, and black.
35:11It wasn't as glamazon as we usually have.
35:13I agree with Bunny, her transformation.
35:14I don't feel it gave her something to feel phenomenal and fabulous with.
35:19I thought she was adorable.
35:20She looked a little bit like Kelly Osbourne, who I adore.
35:23I thought she did fantastic all the way through.
35:25All right, let's move on to Thunder.
35:28Thunder had one of the most remarkable transformations because she did not want to show her breast.
35:34And here she is shaking what her mama gave her in front of her mama and not wanting to give
35:38them back to her.
35:39Looking at the before pictures and the after and seeing her perform like that,
35:43I would have never known it was this same woman.
35:45That's gumption right there.
35:47All right, now Falcody, what did you think of Scorpio?
35:50I was shocked by her transformation.
35:52Her face and hair looked gorgeous.
35:54Her outfit could belong on any runway.
35:56A little stiff in the heels.
35:57She didn't have the most feminine walk.
36:00The minute she turned around and she gave the Kelly, can you handle this?
36:04Immediately off the top, I saw it.
36:06And I was like, yes, go off.
36:07Stunning.
36:09Absolutely gorgeous.
36:10She worked her ass off for it, I'm sure.
36:11Why not show it?
36:12Why not show it?
36:13Absolutely.
36:13All right, Falcody, it is time for your decision.
36:18I leave it in your capable hands.
36:21Draguets, please report to the main stage.
36:25All Draguets to the main stage.
36:31Now the Falcody has compiled your final grades and we have a winner.
36:35May I have the envelope, please?
36:41The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
36:50Thunder.
36:55Thank you, Drag U.
36:57I feel incredible.
36:58I feel liberated.
36:59It was life-changing.
37:09I have an inner diva and I can take it with me out into the real world and work it
37:13and
37:13not worry about what people are going to think about me and just be myself and be happy with
37:17what I've been given.
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