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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, Rue.
00:05A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives to the miracle of drag.
00:10Today we have housewives desperate to relight the fire in their marriages.
00:16Professor Chanel, Dr. Manila Luzon, Raven, PhD.
00:23If anyone could help these ladies bring their sexy back, it's you.
00:27Let's take a look.
00:30My name is Lisa, and I'm 34 years old.
00:33I am ex-military.
00:35When I look in the mirror, I see that I'm fat.
00:38I used to feel attractive, but when my ex-husband ran off with another woman,
00:44my self-confidence was zero.
00:47I knee drag you because I'm recently remarried,
00:50and there's added pressure to bring my sexy back.
00:56I am Rhonda. I am 47.
00:58I have been married 12 years now.
01:01When my husband and I first got together, my style was fierce.
01:05And now my style is mommy couture.
01:08I am hoping that drag you brings the sexy back in me.
01:16My name is Denise.
01:18I came to drag you because I don't feel like I'm sexy enough to be walking down the street with
01:24my husband.
01:25I don't even feel like I'm sexy enough to be walking by myself.
01:28But I used to feel really good about myself.
01:29I used to look cute.
01:30I used to put makeup on.
01:32I feel like somewhere along the way, my sexy fell out, and I just can't find it.
01:38Touchdown Drag U!
01:41Oh my God!
01:46Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U!
01:50You came here today because you told us your marriages are like wet bacon.
01:56No sizzle.
01:58Now, RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:02You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:06D is for drag transformation.
02:09P is for performance.
02:10And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:14You have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:17And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:21And walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:26Jalissa, tell us what she'll win.
02:30Well Ru, our top draguate will receive
02:32Exquisite jewelry from Bijou Tresor.
02:36A luxury vacation for two from AlanChuck.Travel.
02:39And the top draguate will also receive a cash prize of $3,166.17.
02:50Courtesy of Krylon Cosmetics.
02:52Are you ready to do whatever it takes?
02:55Become the baddest bitch in school?
02:57Know it.
02:58Okay.
02:59First stop, the Drag Lab.
03:01Walk this way.
03:06No, I mean really.
03:07Walk this way.
03:18Welcome to the Drag Lab.
03:22Here you'll find everything you need for your diva transformation.
03:26Heaps of hair, mounds of makeup, and more hairspray than Snooki's pillowcase after a weekend at the Jersey Shore.
03:35You saw all this gorgeous jewelry on one side of the room, fierce pumps on the other side of the
03:41room.
03:41I wanted to just get butt naked and roll up in all of it.
03:44But your most important tool of all is your very own personal drag professor.
03:52Lisa, you're with Chanel.
03:56Lisa looked so timid and meek.
03:58I'm just thinking she has no confidence.
04:00Denise, you're with Raven.
04:04I can see there is some sexy beast inside of her that's ready to come out and roar.
04:09So Rhonda, you're with Manila Luzon.
04:12Hi!
04:14She looks a mess, but Rhonda seems to have a lot of sass.
04:18Now, let's get started.
04:24Alright, give me three words that you feel would best describe you on the whole.
04:30I'm short, fat, and ugly.
04:33Wow.
04:34Wrong, wrong, and even more wrong.
04:37What is your signature move in the bedroom?
04:40Ooh, child, I'm a housewife.
04:42There is no signature move.
04:43If I throw that leg over to the side, it's like, honey, work it out.
04:46Okay, that seems kind of, um...
04:49Right, that's why I'm here.
04:50We're gonna get you a sexy bag, honey.
04:51Okay.
04:52When's the last time you've looked at yourself in the mirror?
04:54I don't even look at myself when I pass the mirror and I go like this.
04:58I do glance at myself to maybe brush my hair or pluck my eyebrows.
05:02Really quick, you pluck a chicken, you tweeze your eyebrows.
05:05Oh.
05:06Okay, class.
05:07Time's up, pencils down.
05:10Meet me at the Dragulator.
05:13Now, this is the new and improved Dragulator.
05:17It will determine your drag name and give you a glimpse into your diva potential.
05:22Lisa, let's start with you.
05:32Promence Dragulation.
05:35Dragulation complete.
05:38Raison de Rossi.
05:40Oh, yes, ma'am.
05:42What do you think?
05:44I'm surprised about the legs because I don't like to show my legs at all.
05:47I've always had big calves, so I'm not sure I feel comfortable wearing that kind of dress.
05:55Chanel, can you turn Lisa into Raison de Rossi?
05:59She is Raison.
06:00She just doesn't know it yet.
06:01That's the problem yet.
06:02I want to make sure that we do show her legs.
06:05All right, Rhonda, it's your turn.
06:11Commence Dragulation.
06:14Dragulation complete.
06:18Summer night.
06:20Wow.
06:23Wow.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:27Let's hope they can pull this off.
06:29Now, can you see yourself turning into this?
06:31My drag mother has a lot of work cut out for her.
06:34We'll get you there, girl.
06:36This is a competition for me as well.
06:38I gotta make sure that my girl looks a lot better than whatever this Raven character's doing and this Chanel
06:42dude's gonna do.
06:44And last but not least, Denise.
06:51Promence Dragulation.
06:55Dragulation complete.
06:57Cha Cha Mizrahi.
07:00Oh, my God.
07:03Denise, what do you think?
07:05I'm scared.
07:06I don't know if I could be sexy like that.
07:09Girl, please.
07:10They'll drag you later.
07:12Do not lie.
07:14Hunting.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:16This sucks.
07:17That's totally not me.
07:19Pull it together.
07:23Coming up, you're about to get a lady lesson.
07:26Good morning, class.
07:28I need your diesel mangina.
07:31Mangina?
07:32Mangina?
07:33Mangina.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:38And later.
07:39It's Draguation Day, bitches.
07:41Oh, my God.
07:42You better be prepared.
07:53Ladies, it's time for your first class.
07:56You're about to get a lady lesson with the Lady Bunny.
08:07Good morning, class.
08:09Good morning, Lady Bunny.
08:11Bunny, these women are looking to bring sexy back to their marriages.
08:16These women?
08:17I quit.
08:19No.
08:20Now, Bunny, I want you to teach them how to relight that fire.
08:23Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
08:28Ladies, before you can walk the walk, you need to learn to talk the talk.
08:33Dirty talk.
08:34For today's lady lesson, we'll teach you how to leave the naughty voicemail for your husband.
08:40What?
08:41That is something I definitely cannot do.
08:44For tips, let's refer to our Drag U handbook.
08:50Tip one.
08:51It's all about the tone of your voice.
08:54Hey, I'm Lady Bunny.
08:55This lady is not quite so hot, so I want you to use a sexy, seductive, sensual tone.
09:02Denise, imagine that your husband is on the other line with Pamela Anderson, and you want him to take your
09:07call.
09:08Give me that sexy voice.
09:14Oh, my God, do you girls need help?
09:17Denise, come on.
09:19I mean, let's do this.
09:22Tip number two.
09:23What is your fantasy?
09:25If you don't ask, you're not going to get it.
09:28Okay, ladies, slip into something more comfortable and let's make those booty calls.
09:33Dirty talk is very difficult for me because I am shy.
09:38Now, Lisa, leave your sexy message after the beep.
09:42Beep!
09:43Hi, Lieutenant Hunt.
09:45This is Petty Officer Lisa calling, and I've been very naughty.
09:51I need you to come over and give me some spankings.
09:54Lisa sounds like a phone sex operator on the first day of her job.
09:59All right, Rhonda, leave your sexy message after the beep.
10:02Beep!
10:03Remember that fantasy of us being naked on the beach?
10:06Well, listen here.
10:07I'm laying on some sand right now, and I need your diesel mangina to come f*** me all up.
10:16Mangina?
10:17Was that mangina?
10:19Mangina.
10:23Diesel mangina.
10:24Diesel, that means it's big.
10:26Does she know what a mangina is?
10:29All right, Denise.
10:30Beep!
10:34Hey, babe, I'm calling to let you know that I just lit my Moo Moo and Granny Panties on fire.
10:38And I need a big, strong fireman with a big, strong hose to come over and put it out.
10:43And if you do a good job, then I'll let you play video games tonight without bitching at you.
10:49Video games?
10:50Okay, but you're not wanting him to play video games, you're wanting him to f*** you.
10:54Is there something you can do while he's playing the video that's sexual?
10:57Maybe you can play with his joystick.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:01Raven has her work cut out for her.
11:04Well, that's today's lady lesson.
11:06I can't wait to see your new sexy selves at Draguation.
11:10Bye!
11:11Bye-bye!
11:17Now, we gotta pull together some drag.
11:20Rhonda loves her Dragular image.
11:22We're just gonna tweak it a little bit so she shows off a little more sex.
11:27Would this be something that you would wear on a date with your husband?
11:29Oh, most definitely.
11:31Yeah?
11:31When's the last time you went on a date with your husband?
11:35Oh.
11:35Was Boyz II Men playing?
11:37More like Whitney Houston.
11:38Whitney Houston, wait.
11:39In her heyday.
11:40Oh, man.
11:41So it's been a while since we've been on a date.
11:43Yeah.
11:44How long have you been married?
11:4512 years.
11:46Why would you tell yourself that other people are looking at you saying,
11:50why is he with her?
11:52It's pathetic, I know.
11:54Denise's biggest obstacle?
11:55Plain and simple, her insecurity.
11:57So, this is your mom.
11:59That's my mom.
12:00She actually died.
12:01What did she die of?
12:03My mom had gastric bypass surgery and she had complications.
12:07Were you close?
12:08Yeah.
12:08I lost the person that would tell me that everything's gonna be okay.
12:13What do you think your mom would think about how you carry yourself now?
12:15She'd be mad at me.
12:17My mom really was the one that kept me in check.
12:20My mom always pushed me to love myself and maybe that is what I need.
12:26I didn't even think about it until now.
12:28Denise lost the one person that helped keep her in check and she needs to learn how to do it
12:32for herself.
12:33If it's the last thing I do, I will convince Denise that she's beautiful.
12:39My goal is I want you to show your legs.
12:43Um, I'm not gonna look like that.
12:46Why not?
12:47Unless, because I'm chunky.
12:50Looking in the mirror and feeling fat and ugly is no way to live your life.
12:54And I would like to kind of be able to figure out where that's coming from.
12:57I think it all has to do with, um, my ex-husband.
13:02I was in the Navy and I was on deployment.
13:05He left me for another woman.
13:06I received an email from him and he told me he was bored with me.
13:10He really let you go via email.
13:14How did that make you feel?
13:16I was devastated.
13:18Even though it may be in my past, I'm still angry about it and I'm still better.
13:23By the time you drag you out here, I want you to be able to look in the mirror and
13:26say,
13:27I am beautiful.
13:29I really hope Lisa can get rid of her insecurities.
13:33Because if she doesn't, she's really not gonna be able to bring it.
13:37Tomorrow.
13:37At Draguation.
13:41Coming up.
13:42Ah!
13:43Boing!
13:45That's not cute.
13:47Oh.
13:47My.
13:48God.
13:50Right.
13:50Left.
13:51Denise has no rhythm.
13:53Way off.
13:53No!
13:57Pull it together, bitch.
14:00Wondering what to do with old hoes?
14:02No, I don't mean Raven and Chanel.
14:04I'm talking about pantyhose.
14:05You can use them to polish your shoes.
14:09Or you can stuff them with potpourri and hang it in your closet.
14:14Out of coffee filters?
14:15Not anymore.
14:18Or rob a bank.
14:20Put them up!
14:21Just kidding.
14:24Drag you, are you ready for me?
14:28Here we go.
14:30Drag you.
14:31Drag you.
14:35In order for Rhonda to succeed at Draguation, she has gotta get that party girl that's deep
14:40down inside of her and pull that bitch out.
14:44You were telling me earlier about favorite sex positions, which I gotta say, they don't
14:49sound fun at all.
14:51Let me just teach you a couple moves.
14:53Okay.
14:53This one is called the social network.
14:56You are the laptop.
14:58And then I'm going to open you up.
15:015,000 friend limit!
15:035,000 friend limit!
15:05The never ending pasta dinner.
15:08You're the pasta.
15:09And I'm going to dip my fork in you.
15:12And then I'm gonna swirl around!
15:15Oh my god, you have some breadsticks too!
15:17Boing!
15:19One thing that you have to keep in mind when you're walking in heels.
15:22Men walk one leg next to another.
15:25Okay?
15:25Okay.
15:25Women put one foot in front of the next.
15:29Now I want you to walk towards me.
15:33Okay.
15:35Oh.
15:35My.
15:36God.
15:39That's not cute.
15:41Not like that.
15:42Oh my gosh.
15:44Okay.
15:44She's so feminine.
15:46Chanel.
15:48Be gone, girl.
15:50Before someone drops a house on you.
15:53Well, hello, Ladykins.
15:55Hey, Rachel.
15:56I've come to check on your wigs and gowns and things of that nature.
16:02Lisa, that looks a little different from what the Dragulator picked out for you.
16:06It's different.
16:07And we're going to get her to show her leg.
16:10And how do you feel?
16:11You feel secure?
16:12Um, well, I don't really know if I'm going to wear this dress.
16:15Okay.
16:16Alright.
16:17Thank you, my darling.
16:18Rhonda.
16:19Yes.
16:20I see you're pumping a little Mary Wilson of the Supremes.
16:23The Supremes?
16:24Are you too young to know who that is?
16:26Oh, God, no.
16:28You're giving away your age, girl.
16:30Right.
16:30A little younger reference, please.
16:32Justin Bieber or Hannah Montana.
16:34So now, are you sticking with the Dragulator look?
16:37Yes, as much as possible.
16:38And your professor feels confident that it can be achieved.
16:41Oh, it's going to be achieved.
16:42Oh, it will be done.
16:43Yes.
16:44Summer night.
16:46Denise.
16:47So you're happy with the Dragulator?
16:48Yes, I am.
16:49Of course, there were a few things she didn't like as far as the makeup.
16:52But you slapped her into submission, right?
16:53Yeah.
16:55Well, thank you, Denise.
16:56Or shall I say cha-cha.
16:58Alright, kids.
16:59You still have a lot of work to do.
17:01But now it's time for you to step away from your outfits, put on your iron fist shoes,
17:06and meet me at dance class.
17:10Where are my girls at?
17:12Make your heels clap.
17:15You want to be sexy with your man?
17:17You gotta learn how to work the stage.
17:19Class, I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Andre Fuentes.
17:24Hello, ladies.
17:25Andre has worked with Britney Spears for years.
17:28And now, he's going to prepare you for your final dragsamination.
17:32A full-on lip-sync performance in front of a live audience, including your family and friends.
17:41The dancing part is going to be my hurdle.
17:44I'm dance-toast intolerant.
17:46Andre, what song have you chosen to set these women free?
17:50The classic hit by Maxine Nightingale, right back where we started from.
17:56I'm nervous because I'm not familiar with the song.
18:00Oh, I love the song.
18:01Oh, it's going to be over the top.
18:03Andre will also be judging your final performance.
18:06So, baby, you better step it up.
18:08All right, Andre.
18:10Let them have it.
18:12I'm going to show these girls how to dance, to come alive, and to start all over again.
18:16Here we go.
18:17We're going to basically do a box step.
18:19Right, left, right, left.
18:21Again.
18:22Woo!
18:22Five, six, seven, I don't know.
18:24One, two, three, four.
18:26You don't know!
18:28Denise is way off compared to the other two.
18:32All right, you're going to be a problem.
18:33Pull it together, bitch.
18:34Walk it, ladies.
18:35Uh-uh, no turning your back.
18:36Oh, that's right.
18:38I'm a little worried about Rhonda, because she's not quite getting it.
18:41I think she's just getting a little bit overwhelmed.
18:43Five, six, seven, and...
18:47Oh, you guys look like you're sweaty.
18:49I didn't expect to feel so much older.
18:53This is a whole new insecurity for me, so not good.
18:57I'm going to give you guys the most important part of this entire number.
18:59It's your signature move.
19:01We're going to take that left hand.
19:03You're going to reach it forward, and then you're going to take it all the way back.
19:07I'm watching Lisa, and she seems kind of robotic.
19:10I am in fear a little bit of her overall presentation on stage.
19:14She really has to work it.
19:16I think you guys need some motivation.
19:17Would you like to see how the queens do it?
19:19Yes.
19:19Let's get up here and let them see how it's done.
19:21All right, here we go.
19:24Hey, come on, give it, give it, give it.
19:28And...
19:34Seeing Manila fall made me even more nervous about me getting out there and breaking my neck, honey,
19:40because if I break her head, I'm an old bitch.
19:42It's not going to heal.
19:44Class dismissed.
19:47Coming up, she needs a little bit of tough love.
19:50Bitch, let's go.
19:50Raven can be a scary bitch.
19:52Can you breathe?
19:53No.
19:54Good.
19:55Who originally told you you were ugly?
19:58We're going to drag you away with honors, Miss Honey.
20:00You need to get to work.
20:05And now, a word from the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
20:12Gherkin.
20:16This has been a word from President RuPaul.
20:19Drag U, are you heading for me?
20:23Here we go. Drag U.
20:26Here we go. Drag U.
20:28Here we go. Drag U.
20:31Today is Draguation, and I'm so nervous.
20:34I feel like I'm going to puke.
20:36I have really bad knots in my stomach.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Good morning, ladies.
20:43What's up?
20:44It's Draguation day, bitches.
20:47You better beat my head.
20:52What?
20:53This whole look, I just look at it, and I don't know how I'm going to do it.
20:57A drag queen has to own their look.
20:59She needs a little bit of tough luck.
21:02Have you seen Mommy Dearest?
21:03No.
21:04Bitch, let's go.
21:05Oh, my God.
21:07Can you breathe?
21:08No.
21:09Good.
21:09I want to see you walk.
21:12Maybe we should tie your arms down.
21:13What?
21:14Raven can be a scary bitch.
21:17Listen to the fairy drag mother.
21:20Now walk again.
21:21Much better.
21:22This is how to bring sexy back into your mother step.
21:26And a snap.
21:27Oh, and a snap, too.
21:29Don't get crazy.
21:35Hey, Lisa.
21:36Hi, Ru.
21:36How are you doing?
21:37I'm doing good.
21:39I just want to go over some things with you.
21:40Okay.
21:41Who or what is your saboteur?
21:44Since my breakup with my ex-husband, I can't get it out of my head of feeling
21:52chunky and fat and ugly.
21:54Well, it sounds like your identity is attached to the hurt.
21:57And here at Drag U, we are creating a new identity.
22:00What would Raizan say to your ex-husband right now?
22:03To take a hike.
22:05Yes.
22:05Yes.
22:06Now, really, let him have it.
22:08You want to leave me for that loser?
22:10She is not compared to what I am.
22:13Love it.
22:13Now, don't live in the past.
22:15Raizan is now.
22:17After talking with Ru, I understand that letting my past go is hard, but it's something
22:24I have to do for my marriage.
22:29Let's look at earrings.
22:30I like those earrings.
22:31These ones?
22:31When you want to, like, make yourself look smaller, you need to get bigger jewels, like
22:35big rocks and big stones like this, because if you want to make something smaller, put
22:39it next to something that's bigger.
22:40Oh, okay.
22:41Yeah?
22:41Yeah.
22:42And that's why you only date guys, you know, who are well endowed.
22:45Because that way, my hands look so tiny.
22:47Shut up.
22:49Entrez-vous.
22:51Hey, Denise, come on in.
22:53How's Drag U been treating you?
22:54Honestly, I don't see how I could be that girl that the Dragulator spit out.
22:58Who originally told you that you were ugly?
23:02Nobody.
23:03Myself.
23:04That I always feel like everybody's looking at me.
23:06The calls are coming from inside the house, Denise.
23:10I want you to take a page from my book.
23:14No, really.
23:15A page from my book.
23:16Work at it.
23:17Page 22.
23:19What other people think of me is none of my business.
23:22Study that.
23:23I love Drew's advice because it made sense.
23:26It really is none of my business.
23:27I shouldn't care what other people think about me.
23:30You're going to be proud.
23:31You're dismissed.
23:34So how'd it go with Rue?
23:36We talked about the emails from my ex-husband.
23:39And I brought it with me to show you.
23:41I think it's time for Lisa to have some serious closure.
23:45Pa-pow.
23:46Okay.
23:46This is the Shredulator.
23:49It is finally time to Shredulate your ex-husband.
24:00He doesn't want to be shredding.
24:02Seriously.
24:03I'm totally trying to have a moment of closure here.
24:06Shredulator, you really need to work.
24:13How's that feel?
24:14It feels good.
24:15That's amazing, right?
24:16I really believe in my heart of hearts that she's ready to move on and drag you away.
24:22You were actually a glamour girl at one point.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Where did that girl go?
24:29She gradually disappeared.
24:31You know, I actually read a letter that your husband sent in.
24:35I want to read it to you, okay?
24:37Okay.
24:38I'd like to nominate my beautiful, overworked wife of 11 years, Rhonda.
24:43Rhonda, in her 20s, was a glamour girl.
24:46That was the woman I fell in love with.
24:49She's completely embraced the mother role, giving up her fun, her fashion.
24:54She has earned her makeover.
24:57Trust me.
24:59Isn't that beautiful?
25:01The thing is, you can't love anyone else until you love yourself first.
25:06I realize I have a fantastic husband that loves me, and I need to snap out of this.
25:12You are going to let these children have it.
25:15Yes, I am.
25:16I'm going to show them that I am the diva that I was then, now, and in the future.
25:27That's not sexy.
25:28So Manila walks over and tries to throw in a little bit of her attitude.
25:33Why are you so concerned with Miss Denise?
25:36Should I call you Heather?
25:37You wish you were Heather.
25:39Actually, I doubt.
25:40I'm a Veronica.
25:41We're going to draguate with honors, Miss Honey.
25:43So you need to get to work.
25:47You're going to get a lot of work.
25:49Ah!
25:50Spoken like a true drag diva.
25:52I think this bitch may be ready for draguation.
26:02I want to make Raven proud.
26:04I just might have a couple chicks up my sleeve.
26:08I'm really looking forward to seeing Denise.
26:10I hope there's some change for the better, and I hope she feels great about the way she looks.
26:14I feel fabulous.
26:16I don't want to cry or anything like that.
26:18I don't want to ruin my face.
26:21It's been such a long time since I've seen Rhonda be fair, so I don't even know what she looks
26:25like dolled up anymore.
26:26I can't wait.
26:28I'm getting ready, and I really hope my husband likes what he sees.
26:35I'm very excited to see Lisa.
26:36I hope that she is as beautiful as she was when I married her.
26:40Faculty, friends, and family.
26:42It's time to draguate, bitches.
26:54Faculty, friends, and family.
26:56Please welcome your Drag U professors.
26:59Manila Nuzon, Raven, and Chanel.
27:03And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
27:09Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
27:12Here to evaluate my girls are the faculty of RuPaul's Drag U.
27:17Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
27:21Bunny, did you just wash your hair?
27:23And I slept on it wet.
27:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:27Our dean of dance, Andre Fuentes.
27:30And our visiting professor, supermodel, and legendary beauty, Beverly Johnson is here.
27:39Now, during their time here at Drag U, my girls worked their booties off to bring the sexy back to
27:46their marriages.
27:47Now, let the draguation commence.
27:50Lisa's love life really took a dive.
27:53But now, look out, hubby.
27:56She's gonna eat you alive.
27:58Ladies and gentlemen, Raison de Rossi.
28:10When I arrived to Drag U, living in the past left me with no confidence and not feeling sexy.
28:17But now, I am fabulous, and I am bringing sexy back.
28:26She has truly become a transformed woman.
28:34Ronda lost the passion she needs as a wife.
28:37Now, she's a vixen, and she's come back to life.
28:42Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Summer Night.
28:51DRAG U took this worn-out, tired mommy and made her into a sex goddess.
29:08Summer Night was on fire.
29:16Denise came to drag you feeling quite unpretty.
29:19But now, this fox is ready for some sex in the city.
29:24Ladies and gentlemen, Cha Cha Mizrahi.
29:32When I first came to Drag U, I was paralyzed by how I felt everyone perceived me.
29:38But now, I can finally look in the mirror and say, Denise, you're one fierce bitch.
29:52Where did the booty pop come from?
29:55Denise has blown me away.
30:00Drag U, it's now begins your oral examination.
30:05Raison de Rossi.
30:07I want to know what it was like working with Chanel.
30:11Chanel was amazing.
30:13She gave me the most amazing advice that I could ever ask for.
30:18All right, we are going to go to the judges now.
30:20Lady Bunny, honey, when you put that anchor down, your husband's mass is going to go up.
30:28You were that dark horse, and with those legs, you're in the race.
30:32And if the shoes hurt, that means it's working.
30:36Thank you, judges.
30:38Summer Night, what's the most important thing you'll be taking with you from your time here at Drag U?
30:43Hopefully, this blonde wig.
30:47Watch out, RuPaul.
30:50There's a new blonde diva in town.
30:54Yes, ma'am.
30:57Now, your husband Scott is here. Is there anything you'd like to say to him?
31:01I love you.
31:02I love you.
31:02Thank you so much for writing into the show.
31:05I love you, girls.
31:09All right, faculty.
31:11Whoop, there it is.
31:13Summer Night is a goddess.
31:15Donna Summer Night.
31:16Summer Night, you are hot.
31:19And it's okay to fall asleep in your wig and makeup every once in a while.
31:25Cha Cha Mizrahi.
31:29How did it feel working the runway?
31:31I felt everyone's eyes on me, and I liked it.
31:36So how did your outfit make you feel? Tell me about it.
31:38Made me feel sexy and skinny.
31:40I mean, I can't breathe, but I don't even care, because I look good.
31:44Breathing is so overrated.
31:48Balcony.
31:49Look at you. You're feeling it.
31:51You were so shy during your lady lesson, I was thinking, the spice this girl's gonna put back into her
31:56marriage is mace.
31:57But look at you now.
31:59This is not the girl in rehearsals.
32:01You were the most challenging to work with, and I didn't know what to tell you, because it was already
32:06there.
32:06You think that you're dressing up for your husband to try to turn him on, and you end up turning
32:10yourself on.
32:11Yes.
32:11Ow. Get in.
32:15Ladies, it's time now for your final Drexamination.
32:18Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
32:24So don't flunk it up.
32:35It's time now for your final Drexamination.
32:39Ladies, let them have it.
32:44Ooh, and it's alright, and it's coming on.
32:48We gotta get right back to where we're starting from.
32:51Love is good, love is strong.
32:54Oh, we gotta get right back to where we're starting from.
32:58Oh, come on.
33:00Oh, come on.
33:27Love is good, love is strong.
33:29We gotta get right back to where we're starting from.
33:33Love is good, love is strong.
33:36We gotta get right back to where we're starting from.
33:39Love is good, love is strong.
33:53Oh, come on.
33:55Oh, come on.
33:58Oh, come on.
33:58Oh, come on.
33:58Oh, come on.
33:58We gotta get right back to where we're starting from.
34:01Oh, come on.
34:01Love is good, love is strong.
34:04Oh, come on.
34:10Thank you, ladies.
34:12Now, please wait backstage while the Falcati decides which one of you will drag you away
34:18with top honors.
34:20All right, Falcati, based on her DPA, how do you think Raizan de Rossi did?
34:26She could get a job in any gay bar in the country.
34:28She was feeling it.
34:30She was getting vibes from the audience.
34:32That girl knew how to move.
34:33As far as choreography goes, she gave me the steps that I was asking for.
34:37Transformation.
34:39Now, she did mess up the lyrics a few times, and the other girls didn't mess up.
34:44All right, moving on.
34:45Summer night.
34:47Drag U has dispelled a stereotype.
34:49What's that?
34:50Not all black people can dance.
34:52Some of the steps weren't there for me, but she definitely gave it the whole time she
34:57was here.
34:58She's a star.
34:59She takes control of the stage.
35:02Everybody else is the background singer, and I like that.
35:06Let's move on to Cha Cha Mizrahi.
35:09She didn't seem like she thought she could do it.
35:12She didn't get all the lyrics right, didn't get all the moves right, but she knew there
35:16was an audience, and she was there to entertain them.
35:17The transformation was, I think, empowered her.
35:21Like, I'm going to do it my way.
35:24I like her a lot.
35:25All right, faculty, it's time for your decision.
35:29I leave it in your capable hands.
35:32Drag U, it's.
35:33Please report to the main stage.
35:35All Drag U, it's to the main stage.
35:45The faculty has compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
35:53May I have the envelope, please?
36:00The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
36:10Raison de Rossi.
36:14From Dragulation.
36:25I am so excited, and I'm really proud of myself that I can just be the total diva and
36:31just work it out.
36:31Is this the final genius?
36:31Or is this the final perk that you already have on the spot?
36:31Yeah, there's a hablab gratuit here.
36:32I need this.
36:32Come who's caught up for pleasure.
36:32I have
36:32no Or I
36:32have fired.
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