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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, Rue.
00:05Hey.
00:06A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives
00:10through the miracle of drag.
00:13Today, we have three single ladies desperately seeking a new attitude.
00:18That means I'm going to need the help of three of you professors.
00:22Dr. Nina Flowers.
00:24Professor Morgan McMichaels.
00:26Professor Raven.
00:27Your mission? Turn these wallflowers into man-eaters.
00:33Let's take a look.
00:35I'm Pega. I'm 28 years old.
00:37And my mom is my best friend and only person I hang out with.
00:41I really want to go to Drag U,
00:42because the last time I went on a real date was about six years ago.
00:46I haven't really felt good about myself or pretty,
00:49and I want to be more confident and be able to go out and meet someone.
00:55My name is Linnae.
00:56I have not been in a relationship for 21 years.
01:00I can't get a date.
01:02I sacrificed having a romantic relationship because I raised my son.
01:06What I really want to get out of Drag U is my confidence back.
01:11I definitely want to prove that I can clean myself up and get a date.
01:16My name is Debbie. I'm 32 years old.
01:19I have a younger sister. She was the pretty one.
01:21I was known as the smart one.
01:22I have not thought of myself as the attractive sibling.
01:26I need to go to Drag U because I'm shy in social situations.
01:30I don't really know if guys are even paying attention to me.
01:33I have no idea. I'm totally clueless.
01:35If I get a date out of this, I'll give RuPaul a big kiss.
01:39Touchdown Drag U.
01:46Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:50To quote that great scholar, Sasha Fierce.
01:54If you're a single lady, put your hands up.
01:56I got two up.
01:58I know it may seem odd for a group of single straight women to come to a drag university to
02:04find love, but you've come to the right place.
02:06It's just us girls.
02:08Okay.
02:10RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
02:13You'll be graded on your DPA, your drag point average.
02:17D is your drag transformation.
02:19P is your performance.
02:21And A is your attitude adjustment.
02:25You'll have 48 hours until your draguation.
02:28And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors.
02:32Are you ready to become the baddest bitch in school?
02:35Yes.
02:35Whatever it takes.
02:37Okay, mama.
02:38All right, ladies.
02:39Walk this way.
02:42Really.
02:44Walk this way.
02:47Door.
02:53Welcome to the Drag Lab.
02:55Wow.
02:56The nerve center of Drag U.
02:58And I do mean nerve.
03:00Here you'll find everything you need, including more glam and glitter than Lady Gaga's laundry
03:05hamper.
03:06I went cuckoo for the clothes and the shoes and the hats and the jewelry.
03:11But the most important tool of all, your own personal drag professor.
03:17Lene?
03:18Yes?
03:18You're with Raven.
03:20Ooh.
03:21I'm gonna work you out, girl.
03:22I know you is.
03:24Mwah!
03:25She was tall like me.
03:27She had the diva lashes and the lips.
03:30This could not be more perfect for me.
03:32Pegga?
03:33Yes?
03:34You're with Nina Flowers.
03:36Hi.
03:37Pegga has all the perfect elements to be a very sexy woman.
03:42That means, Debbie, you are with Morgan McMichaels.
03:45Hello.
03:46Hello, darling.
03:47I definitely think Debbie's a sponge and she's ready to absorb all of my drag fabulousness.
03:51All right.
03:52Let's get started.
03:56Who is the person you want to be stranded with?
03:59Um, probably my mom.
04:02Mother?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Mmm.
04:05Sweet.
04:05How do you spend most of your time?
04:08Hanging out with my mom.
04:10Mother is Winnie.
04:12Who is the first person you think about in the morning?
04:16Oh, God.
04:17My mom.
04:18Uh-huh.
04:20When was the last time you had sex?
04:22My gosh, it's been over 20 years ago.
04:2620 years.
04:28Honey, forever.
04:30Really?
04:30I'm surprised she's not ripping off the wall and beating people up.
04:35Because that's what I would be doing.
04:38When was the last time you had intimate relations?
04:41I'm a lady.
04:42I don't answer those types of questions.
04:44It is none of your business, you know?
04:46Oh, I'm a lady, too.
04:47And I definitely answer questions like that.
04:50Thinking she's a virgin.
04:51I'm going to turn you from the virgin to the vamp, darling.
04:54Cool.
04:54What was the name of your imaginary friend?
04:58Sylvia.
04:59Sylvia?
05:01Whoa.
05:02We talk.
05:03Is she here now?
05:04She certainly is.
05:06What the hell is this lady on?
05:10Ladies and ladyboys, let's step over to the Dragulator.
05:15These girls are lucky.
05:17They have the advanced technology of the Dragulator to help them find their inner drag diva.
05:21The Dragulator is a highly sophisticated piece of technology.
05:26All right, Lynnae, let's start with you.
05:27Oh, my.
05:31Commence Dragulation.
05:34Dragulation complete.
05:38Honey boom.
05:39Wow.
05:40Diva.
05:41Can you see yourself in there?
05:42Absolutely.
05:43Absolutely.
05:44I was like, that's Marilyn Monroe.
05:47And she really is inside of me.
05:49Are you up for the challenge?
05:51Definitely up for the challenge, Ruth.
05:52Thank you, Lynnae.
05:53Debbie, it's your turn.
05:58Commence Dragulation.
06:01Dragulation complete.
06:05Moxie Mayhem.
06:08Let them eat cake.
06:10It's like members of a geisha beats Marie Antoinette.
06:13Yes.
06:14It's definitely not your everyday look.
06:16I love it.
06:16I'm going to go for it.
06:17Morgan, let's go all out.
06:18I think we're going to win this.
06:20All out.
06:20Our look is very complex.
06:22I don't know if we're going to be able to get it done in time.
06:24It's going to be a stretch.
06:25And last but not least, Pega, it's your turn.
06:32Commence Dragulation.
06:35Dragulation complete.
06:38Electra 21.
06:41Can you see yourself turning into that?
06:43If I can.
06:44To be honest, I was scared.
06:46That sexy, like, sex aspect of it, that's what scares me the most.
06:51We're going to make that happen, baby.
06:53You better believe it.
06:55Fierce.
06:55What is my mom going to think?
06:56What is my grandma going to think?
06:57You know, I'm wearing leather with the whip.
07:01Coming up.
07:03What is she doing?
07:06Horrible.
07:07If Lene's going to give up on herself, I give up too.
07:10And later.
07:11It's time to drag you away, bitches.
07:21Welcome to Flirting 101.
07:23Now, if there's one thing a drag queen knows about, it's how to get attention.
07:27Your drag professors are going to share some of their secret flirting techniques.
07:32So pay attention.
07:37Nina, come over here and show them what you got.
07:39I was assigned to teach them how to do the hair flip.
07:43Flip the hair, honey.
07:44Flip it.
07:45Bam, bam, bam, bam.
07:49I will be showing the girls how to overreact.
07:53Oh, my God, what big hands you have.
07:56Ugh.
07:56They're so big.
07:58Oh, my God.
07:59What a big, you know, area you have down here.
08:02Ms. Raven.
08:04I teach the divas how to eat seductively.
08:08Are you being a strawberry?
08:10Get it moist before you actually bite it.
08:16She took that whole thing in her mouth.
08:19Is it good?
08:20It's tasty.
08:24All right.
08:24Thank you, Raven.
08:25Now, I hope you pay close attention.
08:27It's time to put your Mac into the test.
08:30You will go on a controlled group date with a real live man.
08:35Yes, that's right, ladies.
08:38He's on campus and he is ready to let you have it.
08:42Now, are you ready to let him have it?
08:54Honey, look at him.
08:56He's gorge.
08:57Oh.
08:57Oh.
08:59Hey, ladies, how are you?
09:00Hi, how are you?
09:01These dateless divas are on fire for this guy.
09:05Mind if I grab a seat?
09:06Go right ahead, sugar.
09:07I love your muscles.
09:09Did it work out?
09:10Right as the man meat sits down, Lene goes right in for the kill.
09:15Mmm.
09:16Isn't it delicious?
09:18Do you want a big one?
09:19Yes, I would like a big one.
09:21Oh, yes.
09:24Look at you.
09:25Mmm.
09:27It wasn't very sexy, but at least she did it.
09:30You know what? I'm hungry, too.
09:32Let me get up in there because you're hogging up man time.
09:35Eat it.
09:36Oh, let's do it backwards.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39What is she doing?
09:41Mmm.
09:42Get the whole thing in one bite.
09:47Don't joke.
09:50Horrible.
09:51How is that sexy?
09:54How about you?
09:56I'm a little shy.
09:57You're a little shy?
09:57Yeah.
09:57I just froze.
09:59I didn't know how to react.
10:00Everything just went blank.
10:02So tell me about yourself.
10:06Pega absolutely shut down.
10:08She was so uncomfortable.
10:11It's a huge barrier for her to break out and find a man.
10:17Ladies, there are three of you, but I only have one fake flower.
10:21Pega, you got blocked out of the game.
10:22So that leaves Debbie and Linnae.
10:25The winner of this challenge is...
10:29Linnae.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31You've won a makeup kit from NYX Cosmetics, shapewear from Sassy Bax.
10:37Oh, man.
10:38And a shopping spree on wilshirebeauty.com.
10:42Condragulations.
10:43I won because I listened to my professors and I put it in action.
10:47I like a good, friendly competition.
10:50And I know that Nina and Morgan are like, wow, Linnae is the girl to beat.
11:00It's time to learn Frank's choreography for their dance lesson.
11:03These girls need to learn how to be sexy, fierce, and voluptuous.
11:07Hello, class.
11:08I'd like you to meet our Dean of Dance, Frank Gatson.
11:11Hello, ladies.
11:12Today, he's going to help you bring your sexy back.
11:15Oh, my goodness.
11:17He's going to prepare you all for your final dragxamination.
11:20A full-on lip-sync performance.
11:23In front of a live audience, including your family and friends.
11:28Oh, no.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Like, it's not bad enough I'm going to be strapped in leather.
11:32I'm now going to be, like, in front of mom doing this.
11:35What song have you chosen to help set these women free?
11:38Chaka Kha's I'm Every Woman.
11:40Wow.
11:42I was dying.
11:44I love me some Chaka.
11:46Are you kidding me?
11:47Look at this here.
11:48Chaka Chaka.
11:49Oh, I'm going to channel her all right.
11:51Remember, you'll be working together as a group, but graded on your individual DPA.
11:57Now, Frank, let them have it.
12:00As Dean of Dance, I'm going to give these three ladies every secret I know so they can bring their
12:05sexy back.
12:05Right now, we're going to start on the choreography to I'm Every Woman.
12:08Let's do it.
12:09Let's do it.
12:09Go for it.
12:10Here we go.
12:10So you go down, step.
12:13Down, step.
12:14Down.
12:15Once I see six foot one Lene on stage, I'm thinking, damn, this may not be in the bag now.
12:20Now put the sex in it.
12:22Oh.
12:23Oh.
12:24Oh.
12:24Come on.
12:25Keep doing it.
12:26Vega, surprisingly, had rhythm.
12:28She was insecure, but she had the rhythm.
12:30Keep going.
12:31Come on.
12:31Grease it up.
12:32I'm looking at Debbie and I'm thinking, horse on ice skates.
12:35The choreography is going to be a little bit tough.
12:38Okay, stop.
12:40We got to turn our sexy on.
12:41We got to get the movement, okay?
12:43Come on.
12:43Come on, y'all.
12:44I need y'all.
12:44These dateless divas don't know a thing about being sexy.
12:48It's time for the real drag queens to show these bitches how it's done.
12:52Make it sexy.
12:53Put the sex in it.
12:54Touch yourself.
12:55Oh.
12:56Okay, stop.
12:57I turn around and see Lene crying because her heels hurt, and she's been on them for about
13:02five minutes.
13:03She's not every woman right now.
13:04I can't.
13:05I can't do that.
13:05It's over.
13:06I'm done.
13:07I was upset.
13:08If Lene's going to give up on herself, I give up too.
13:12Before we turn our sexy on, we got to get the movement, okay?
13:15Okay.
13:16I am going to make sure that Lene, excuse me, Miss Honey Boom, gets these dance moves down
13:21because my student is not going to lose.
13:25Coming up.
13:26When you have pent-up sexual frustration, it can be a little scary.
13:30Bam!
13:31And later.
13:33Un-effing believable.
13:35It's the power of drag.
13:36Drag you, are you headed for me?
13:40It's America.
13:42Drag you.
13:48We get back to the drag lab after rehearsal, and we start going over Lene's look to become
13:52Honey Boom.
13:53And she starts kind of picking it apart.
13:55I like her hair to be a little longer length.
13:59You like the big teased up?
14:01No.
14:02I don't.
14:02Not Marilyn Monroe.
14:04Right.
14:05So what kind of hair do you want?
14:06Um, more softer waves.
14:10Girl, no.
14:11We're doing this hair.
14:13Uh-uh.
14:14No, uh-uh.
14:15Yeah, no.
14:16You don't like the hair?
14:17Uh-uh.
14:18No.
14:19No.
14:21Lene was beginning to piss me off.
14:23What about that one up there?
14:24No.
14:24The dragulator does not lie, honey.
14:27So if that dragulator put that hair on you, you're going to wear that damn hair.
14:30So they gave you a Marie Antoinette.
14:32Mm-hmm.
14:32And I love it.
14:33What do you think about it?
14:34I can go for that.
14:35Yeah.
14:36And we can add more flowers to the side, because if you look bigger at the side, you'll look
14:38smaller in the middle.
14:39Oh, okay.
14:40I like that.
14:41And you have amazing legs.
14:42These should be featured.
14:44Okay.
14:44You know, you say you don't like your gut and you don't like your back cleavage.
14:48Those can be taken care of.
14:49Those can be hidden.
14:50It's all about illusion.
14:51Drag is an illusion.
14:51Your feet may be bleeding and your back may be cracking.
14:54Right.
14:55And you may have kidney failure.
14:56But as long as you look good, let it fail, yes.
14:59Does it have to be this dress or can it be like a more...
15:01It doesn't have to be necessarily this one.
15:04Once Pega and I started working, I realized that there was something bothering her about
15:08her look.
15:10The dominatrix leather aspect of it is completely not me at all.
15:15Who knows?
15:16By trying it for the very first time, you might actually love it and might want to do it
15:21more often.
15:22Yeah, that's something I would never ever do in front of my mother.
15:25She's 28 years old and I think that it's time to cut the cord.
15:30Yeah, I have a younger sister and growing up basically I was like the smart one and she
15:35was the pretty one.
15:35Which basically means your sister's pretty and you're just ugly.
15:39I'm in my graduation cap and that's her.
15:42Honest opinion?
15:43What?
15:43You guys look like twins.
15:45You know, maybe it's just all in my head because it's so ingrained in me.
15:50It's just been like hammered into my psyche for so long.
15:53Does it hurt you that your family tells you that you're not the pretty one?
15:57It did really kind of hurt because you don't want to be compared to a sibling about stuff
16:01like that.
16:02Debbie needs to learn that she's also pretty.
16:04And being pretty and smart is better than being just pretty.
16:07Because guess what?
16:08When you're pretty and smart, it means you have a lot of money.
16:11You're the one that's going to be on stage and you have to feel 100% confident.
16:16The fierce diva lives within Pega and it is my job to bring it out.
16:21Do you see how beautiful you are?
16:26Yes.
16:28In order to feel beautiful, you have to believe that you are beautiful.
16:33I think that once she realizes what a beautiful person she is, she's going to feel more comfortable in her
16:38skin.
16:38This is a little exercise that you need to do in order to earn that trust that you have lost
16:45over the years.
16:47Okay.
16:48Give me a hug.
16:51I decided to be a single mom and raise my son by myself.
16:56Are you looking to just date?
16:58Are you looking for love?
16:59I'm looking for love.
17:00So the last time you went on a date was?
17:02The 1980s.
17:04Oh.
17:05Lenae is so out of touch with her sexy, out of reach, out of the universe.
17:10When's the last time you made out with someone?
17:11Oh my gosh.
17:1220 years ago?
17:13Yeah.
17:14Wow.
17:16She's a little rusty.
17:17She's a little rusty.
17:17So I came up with an impromptu exercise for Miss Honey Boom and tell her to get her lips a
17:22-working.
17:26Oh.
17:27Oh.
17:28Oh.
17:28Oh, okay.
17:29If you can make out with a mannequin head, girl, you can make out with anyone.
17:32How you doin'?
17:34Now it is a man, remember, so give him the sex.
17:38I really want Lenae to learn how to just let go.
17:41Bam!
17:42Yes.
17:42When you have pent-up sexual frustrations and you unleash it, it can be a little scary.
17:48Girl.
17:51It's a mannequin head, girl.
17:55Nina and I decided that we're going to scrap the leather look and go with a different outfit.
18:01This is sickening.
18:02I love it.
18:04I was willing to please her, but that was a little disappointing because he was trying to play safe.
18:16I looked next to me and I realized that Raven was making a gold dress for Lenae.
18:22We want to go for something more different.
18:24Okay.
18:26At this point, the other two girls are already, like, cut into their fabric and getting their wigs ready, and
18:30we're still back to square one.
18:32Now, are you sure we're going to go with this one?
18:34I'm sure.
18:34All right.
18:36Yay.
18:38I am a sexy student.
18:40So we leave the drag lab, and I'm thinking, Lenae has a lot of s*** to do tonight.
18:44At this point, for Honey Boom to drag you eight with honors, it's going to take a frickin' miracle.
18:50Coming up.
18:51See, you're not doing it right.
18:52Oh, my God.
18:52You do it.
18:54Honey, check your diva before I wreck your diva.
18:57And later, our visiting professor, Taylor Dane, is here.
19:02Drag you all you're headed for me.
19:14It is Draguation Day.
19:16I'm totally stressed out.
19:18I'm supposed to take this crazy wig and make it into a French aristocrat's headdress.
19:24I don't know how I'm going to do that.
19:26I'm so f***ed.
19:29Hey, ladies.
19:31Hi.
19:32Are you ready for a dressmation?
19:34Hello.
19:35Are you ready for the night?
19:36Yes.
19:37Yes.
19:37Let me see, let me see, let me see.
19:38What are you doing?
19:39I've been working on the dress, but we need to talk.
19:43What if I change my outfit?
19:45You're saying that you're willing to go with the original look?
19:49What do you think?
19:50I pretty much decided last night that I have to step out of my comfort zone.
19:53Are you sure?
19:54It's like last minute.
19:56I'm really happy, but we really don't have that much time.
19:59We're going to make it happen, sweetheart.
20:00What are you doing?
20:01It's hours away from Draguation, and I see Debbie teasing the wig, and she's doing it wrong.
20:07Don't tease it out here, because you need to start building it up from the bottom up.
20:10You've been doing it all wrong.
20:11When I told Debbie that she wasn't teasing the wig correctly, she got kind of an attitude problem.
20:15This hair is not teased, it's pissed off.
20:17I'm pissed off, I swear to God.
20:18Well, just do it.
20:20She's a professional drag queen.
20:22I'm not, and I'm really trying my best to get this thing done.
20:26You know what?
20:26I'll just do it.
20:27I'll...
20:27But you're not doing it right.
20:28Oh my God.
20:30You do it.
20:31Debbie has obviously picked up on my diva shade, which is the best thing to learn.
20:35But honey, check your diva before I wreck your diva.
20:38You're totally stressing me out.
20:41Whoa, the hip.
20:43And when you do it, just be very big about it.
20:46Drag is big.
20:47It's big and it's bold and it's in your face.
20:49Lynnae is still not getting the dance moves.
20:52I hope Rue can help Lynnae bring it.
20:56Hi Lynnae.
20:57Hi there.
20:58Come on in.
20:59Are you tired?
21:00I am absolutely exhausted.
21:02Yes.
21:03This is so hard.
21:04It is hard.
21:05You know, honestly, the hardest part is the emotional part.
21:07Yeah.
21:07Are you thoroughly ready to say goodbye to the old self?
21:10Truly, I want to.
21:12Would Honey Boom help you let your son spread his wings and fly?
21:18Yes.
21:19If you don't focus on yourself and pay yourself a little attention, no one else is going to pay you
21:24any mind.
21:25Rue helped show me that I could stand alone and also show my son that his mother can shine.
21:32Thank you so much, Rue.
21:34You're dismissed, Lynnae.
21:35I'll see you at Draguation.
21:39I'm sorry that I'm riding you hard, but I want you to win.
21:42I was trying to tell you you weren't doing it right and you just kind of threw the wig on
21:44the floor.
21:45Right.
21:46I mean, that's the kind of deep attitude I like, but you need to channel that energy into something else.
21:50Right.
21:50So let's go do this.
21:51Okay.
21:52I'm sorry too.
21:53We had a moment.
21:55We're best bitches now.
21:56Yes, come on.
21:57By the way, from this ankle, I could see your .
21:58Oh.
22:00Hi, Debbie.
22:01Hi, Rue.
22:02Debbie does drag you.
22:04Mm-hmm.
22:05I need a new attitude.
22:06I love it.
22:07It all boils down to your willingness to change who you think you are.
22:11I am in a box.
22:12I got to take that energy out.
22:14You are every woman.
22:15And at any given time, you can pull a character out of your box of tricks and use it in
22:22any given situation.
22:23It was a really good talk.
22:25She dropped a couple of nuggets of wisdom.
22:28I will see you at Draguation.
22:30How would you feel about a whip?
22:32Are you up for it?
22:33You know, I'm not going to say no anymore.
22:35I'm up for it.
22:36Never say never, right?
22:38Exactly.
22:38Doesn't this whip make you feel like powerful?
22:41Yes.
22:41Use that whip, sister, like empowering yourself, okay?
22:45Who are you?
22:46I'm Electra 21.
22:47Who's going to win tonight?
22:48Electra 21.
22:50It was an opportunity to show how drag can actually allow you to become someone else.
22:57This Electra 21 is in the house and serving it.
23:01And one for my professor.
23:03Honey, with this butt and a box that I have, I don't feel anything.
23:08Have a seat.
23:09How's the university been for you?
23:11So far, it's been amazing.
23:13What is your mother going to think of Electra 21?
23:15I think she's really going to freak out.
23:16That's why I decided to go with the outfit the Dragulator chose.
23:20Because, like you said, if I don't step out of my box, how am I going to change?
23:23Let's do a role-playing thing.
23:24I'll be your mom and you be Electra 21.
23:27I don't know you anymore.
23:28You're not the girl that I raised.
23:29I don't know you.
23:31It's just a piece of fabric and some red lipstick.
23:34Don't you care what I think about you?
23:36I do, but don't you care about the person that I am?
23:38Oof.
23:39That's right.
23:40You better work, Miss Pega.
23:41What you've done with Electra 21 is change your perception of yourself.
23:45And that is a miracle.
23:47Whose approval am I trying to get?
23:48I need to have faith in myself, because no one else is going to have faith in me.
23:51Pega, I'm counting on you.
23:58All I was thinking was, can Honey Boom pull this off?
24:03I'm hoping my mother is able to express herself like the queen that she is.
24:08I hope Drago is going to, this show is going to help my daughter to find her confidence,
24:13because that's going to change her life.
24:15Yes.
24:16I'm very excited, but I'm scared.
24:21I can't wait to see Debbie as a sexy sister.
24:24She needs a break out of shell and get a boy for sure.
24:26I'm excited that my sister is here to see me Dragoate.
24:31The show is for her.
24:34There are no losers, but there's only one first place, and that's Debbie's.
24:37You bitches better watch out.
24:42It's time to Dragoate, bitches.
24:52Faculty, friends, and family, please welcome your Drago professors,
24:56Nina Flowers, Raven, and Morgan McMichaels.
25:03And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
25:11Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
25:14Here to grade my girls are the faculty of RuPaul's Drag U.
25:18Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
25:23Our dean of dance, Frank Gatson is here.
25:26What's up, Ru?
25:28And our visiting professor, the great, Taylor Dane is here.
25:35You look gorgeous.
25:37Now, our class of single and dateless women were challenged to relight their fire.
25:43Are you ready to feel the burn?
25:47Let the draguation commence.
25:50Pega lived her life like a princess in a tower.
25:54But now that she's gone loca, girl, she's got the power.
25:58Damas y caballeros, Electra 21.
26:07The first person I saw was my mom.
26:10And to see that big smile on her face, I felt like this boost of energy.
26:17I have it in me and I just need to let it out and be comfortable with being sexy.
26:21Who cares what anybody else thinks?
26:24Lene gave it all up to raise her child.
26:27Now he's all grown up.
26:29And she's reborn to be wild.
26:31Ladies and gentlemen, Honey Boom!
26:39It felt absolutely amazing for everybody to finally be paying attention to me.
26:46I feel like I've always been Honey Boom.
26:48She's just been hiding deep down inside me.
26:54Debbie thinks she's too dull to catch herself a mister.
26:57But now she's all dolled up.
26:59She's one twisted sister.
27:00Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Miss Moxie.
27:02Mayhem!
27:12I knew what a diva felt like.
27:14It was my day to shine.
27:16And I was really proud to kind of show that off to my sister.
27:22Who's the sexy sister now? Cha-Cha.
27:40All right, ladies.
27:41Now begins your oral examination.
27:45Electra 21.
27:47Tell me about the outfit.
27:48How does it make you feel?
27:49Like a sexy diva.
27:54What is your favorite part?
27:56I have to say it's the whip.
27:59Definitely.
28:00All right, Honey Boom.
28:02You look like Marilyn Monroe.
28:04Hi, Mr. President.
28:07You're going to get me impeached.
28:11Now, I want to know about your experience here at the university.
28:14What was the best part?
28:15Learning that I can be selfish right about now.
28:19I've done what I needed to do with raising my son into an amazing man.
28:22And now I can party like a rock star.
28:31Okay.
28:32Moxie Mayhem, your turn.
28:36Now, what was the best part of your experience here at Drag U?
28:38I think what I learned is I can be the complete package.
28:41You know, I could be the brains and the beauty.
28:43Yes.
28:44I think it's just taking my power and then I'm going to give it to you.
28:47You're going to let them have it.
28:49Oh, I'm going to let the bitches have it.
28:54Thank you, Moxie Mayhem.
28:56Ladies, it's time to receive your first set of grades for Drag Transformation and Attitude.
29:02Electra 21, Lady Bunny.
29:04Without a doubt, A.
29:06Well done.
29:07You came in the other day.
29:09I was like, wow, this is not going to happen.
29:12You have blown me away.
29:14I mean, this is changing people's lives.
29:18You know, B+.
29:23You look marvelous.
29:26And most guys do like to hold on to a horsetail, so you got that going fine, too.
29:33B+.
29:34That gives you a drag point average of 3.55.
29:39Condragulation.
29:40Spousalty.
29:41How do you grade Miss Honeyboom?
29:44I really love that your attitude coming out on the runway was like,
29:47what other contestants?
29:51And I give you the B+.
29:53Well done.
29:56Un-effing-believable.
29:59It's the power of drag.
30:01I'm giving you A-.
30:03A-.
30:03A-.
30:08Honeyboom, that gives you a drag point average of 3.66.
30:13Nice work.
30:16Ms. Moxie Mayhem from the House of Chaos.
30:19Like you, Moxie, I know personally the crippling effects of having a sister, which is considered to be the prettier
30:28one.
30:29My poor sister had to be committed to it and say, son.
30:36I'm going to say A- because I need a little bit higher heel on a runway, honey.
30:44A-.
30:46I think your presentation was that.
30:48Yeah!
30:50Definitely.
30:51Wow.
30:51Moxie Mayhem, that gives you a drag point average of 3.88.
30:57Well done.
30:59That means Moxie Mayhem is in the lead, followed by Honeyboom and Electra 21 bringing up her rear.
31:06But that all can change.
31:08Because it's time now for your final drag examination, which counts for half of your final DPA.
31:15Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
31:31Going into the final exam, I've got the highest DPA.
31:34I'm going to blow some bitches with wigs out of the water.
31:38I have to win for me.
31:41My competition does not stand a chance.
31:44I have the lowest score.
31:46This is where I really need to like step it up and make it happen.
31:49In a moment, only one of you will drag your weight with top honors.
31:54Ladies, let them have it.
32:05I am over.
32:07It's all in for me.
32:10I can read the thoughts right now.
32:13Every one from A to Z.
32:17I can cast a spell.
32:20Except it's you can't tell.
32:22It's a special proof.
32:24Put fire inside of you.
32:26And it's time you feel danger of me.
32:29And send me.
32:31I will be there.
32:33Come.
32:34White dragon.
32:36Goes all on.
32:37Just ask me.
32:40When it shall be done.
32:47I'm trying to let it all out and be free.
32:50And of course, lo and behold, I feel like my boosting A is getting loose.
32:54You know, if my bra popped out in front of my grandma and mom, I'm going to freak out.
33:16You've all come so far, but only one of you can drag your weight with top honors.
33:21Falcatee, what do you give Electra 21 for her final drag examination?
33:25You lost eye contact during your number and forgot a few of the words.
33:31So I am going to say C.
33:35B minus.
33:37Maybe you didn't own this song as much as you could.
33:39But at the end of the day, I know you had a little boob problem.
33:42So I'm going to give you the B for boobs.
33:45Let's jump over to Moxie Mayhem.
33:48You came into this round in first place.
33:51Lady Bunny.
33:52You were clearly having fun.
33:53And I think my favorite part of all, your sister was livid.
33:59I give you a B plus, honey.
34:04All right, Frank Gatson.
34:06I'm speechless.
34:07Speechless.
34:08Speechless.
34:09B plus.
34:12All right, Taylor, tell it to my heart.
34:14I still love the costume so much, and you utilize the costume like every good drag queen would.
34:19Minus A.
34:21Great.
34:23Now, on to Miss Honeyboom.
34:26Girl, I cannot believe that you've not had a date in 20 years.
34:30A plus.
34:36Chaka Khan herself should have you come and choreographed for her.
34:40It deserves an A.
34:44You were every woman, in my opinion, and I am the only biological woman up on this platform right now.
34:51What? Don't you say that again?
34:53I'm just saying, you justified every reason to be up on that stage.
34:57Plus A.
34:58Wow.
35:02Thank you, Palpatine.
35:06I've compiled your final grades, and we have a winner.
35:09With a final DBA of 3.93, the top draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is...
35:21Honeyboom.
35:27I never thought in a million years that I would be the head pupil here at Drag U.
35:34It's the first day of spring.
35:38Flowers are blooming.
35:40In my heart, I wanted to prove something to myself, and I'm happy I tipped Everest.
35:44I definitely feel like I have my sparkle back.
35:50Even though I didn't win the competition, I am the winner.
35:53I am not going to be Daedalus for long.
35:57I learned that I can do some amazing things.
36:01I was able to be a diva, and she was always in me.
36:07This experience changed Lene's life, and it's an honor that I was a part of it.
36:13I want my mother every single day to incorporate her new look and her new attitude.
36:18The sky's the limit for my mother.
36:21Everybody say love.
36:23Everybody say love.
36:25All right, we'll see you next time.
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