OneyPlays Animated: Lyle's Very Own Ratigan

Trench Gremlin

Perfect copy that's also 6 inches tall and also a rat  Original Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TV8HADWcU0  The Store: https://trench-gremlin-shop.fourthwall.com  Accounts on other sites:  https://trenchgremlin.newgrounds.com  https://vimeo.com/trenchgremlin  My Socials I Barely Use: One of them: https://bsky.app/profile/trenchgremlin The other one: https://x.com/trench_gremlin?s=21

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00:00Yo, guys, it's me, Charlie.

00:05Okay, Lyle, you go to the pet store.

00:07Uh, you walk in.

00:08You're big, floppy, clown-feeder-counting.

00:10You're causing nearby earthquakes.

00:12Your big elephant ears are floppy around, too.

00:14Yeah.

00:15You walk up to the counter.

00:17The guy blushes.

00:18The guy blushes.

00:19He says, sir, I couldn't help but notice you seem like you want a new pet.

00:23Right.

00:24Can I interest you in this beautiful southwestern ratigans?

00:29A what?

00:30It's like a little rat, but he's got, like, little floppy feet and big ears just like you.

00:34So it looks like me with the floppy ears and everything.

00:38It's got your eyeballs.

00:39Yeah, and my eyeballs.

00:40It's got your eyeballs.

00:42And he says, and the guy says, this is the coolest trick at the wall.

00:45And he holds it up to your ear and he goes.

00:47Yeah, it whispers in your ear.

00:48You can't understand it, but it's cool that it's doing this.

00:52Lyle, do you buy it?

00:53Are they easy to take care of?

00:55Are they a lot of work?

00:57It's like a normal rat.

00:58It also, but it needs, you need to massage his heart for four hours a day.

01:02To keep it alive.

01:02You have to replace his pacemaker four times a day also.

01:06Okay, Lyle, you bring it home.

01:07You put it on your mantle in this nice little cage.

01:11It falls off and has a heart attack.

01:13No, no, no.

01:13Rewind, rewind.

01:14He's back to normal.

01:16Lyle, Lyle, you go to bed.

01:18You start dreaming about the rat because you're so excited for your future with it.

01:21You wake up the next day, you go into the rat.

01:24What is the rat doing, Lyle?

01:26He's sitting at his little desk looking at CP.

01:29I would get up to my webcam and go, FBI guy, you've got to listen to me.

01:35It wasn't me.

01:36It was the rat.

01:37It was the rat.

01:38I take it back to the pet store and the pet store is just empty.

01:40Pet store is missing like in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Charlie's dad moves

01:44up the hill in his house.

01:45Well, Lyle, sorry that story took such a dark turn.

01:50Yeah, that was fucked, man.

01:52You went to jail and you committed suicide with a piece of tissue.

01:55That rat again had four of its vertebrae broken from apparently hanging.

01:59Good, it fucking deserves it.

02:00We don't know.

02:01It set me up.

02:01That rat again was put on suicide watch and nobody checked on it for 12 hours.

02:05Wait, isn't rat again the fucking bad guy from...

02:07Rat again's the bad guy from The Great Mouse Detective.

02:10I've never seen...

02:11I've never seen the rat again movie.

02:13I don't know.

02:13The rat again movie.

02:14I've never seen the rat again movie.

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