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00:03What's going on?
00:06Dang it!
00:07Did anybody catch that missing hamster yet?
00:09Henry's war on technology continues.
00:11Maybe he's Amish.
00:15Why can't I get my candy?
00:20Who is messing with the wires on my footbath?
00:22It's been a long week and I need to soften these corns.
00:25We're dealing with an insatiable rodent.
00:27He got me, too.
00:28Don't try to relate to me.
00:29Found it!
00:30Come on, Henry.
00:31That's my breakfast.
00:33Hey, y'all.
00:33I have some important news.
00:36I need everyone to put your hands together for Templeton Judge
00:40who just finished his last day in the probation room!
00:43Oh, look at this.
00:46So much change, man.
00:48You were gone two and a half weeks.
00:50That's right.
00:51My man did a two and a half week stretch in the big house.
00:53But then he got sprung early because he's nominated for
00:57Animal Control Officer of the Year!
01:00Wait, wait, why?
01:02Excuse me?
01:02I'm so sorry.
01:03That sounded harsh.
01:04What I meant was...
01:05How?
01:06I guess the powers that be saw my heroics when I rescued Mama Rose's bear cub from the mine shaft.
01:12That was my rescue.
01:12Those were my heroics.
01:13That team effort was all mine.
01:14Not according to the media coverage and the campaign materials that he sent out.
01:17Robation room has a printer and mini muffins on Thursdays.
01:20And several officers who installed illegal toilet cameras.
01:23Every toilet cam is illegal.
01:24Everyone knows that.
01:25Where's the two-tree at?
01:27Dinner tomorrow, McGregor, 6 p.m.
01:29Your treat.
01:31Congratulations.
01:31An Animal Control Officer of the Year nomination is a huge honor.
01:35Frank, thanks for watching my desk while I was in the clink for Daddy's home.
01:39As long as we're ignoring facts, I choose to ignore you refer to yourself as Daddy.
01:45Ah, good to be back.
01:49Hey, Victoria.
01:50Don't talk to me.
01:51Come on, Frank.
01:52You know, a win for anyone in this precinct is a win for us all.
01:55This is not a win for us all.
01:57This is a nightmare.
01:58Worse.
01:58At least in my nightmares, I'd die at the end.
02:00If Templeton wins, they're going to give him my job.
02:01Templeton would be the worst boss.
02:03He'd probably make a lactation room and then be all weird about it.
02:06Yeah, his stick to harassment training would just be how to do more of it.
02:08I think I have a solution to avoid this dystopian future.
02:11I get nominated and win the award instead.
02:13Why do all of your fixes involve personal glory?
02:16Guys, my plan has something for everyone.
02:18Emily keeps her gig, Templeton doesn't win, and I get to bask in his misery.
02:22Plus the personal glory.
02:23Plus that.
02:24Okay, well, whatever we decide to do, we have to keep it within this circle.
02:26The roof crew.
02:27Okay, so what's the plan?
02:28How do we get Frank the nom?
02:29We could break up a fighting ring.
02:31Oh, dog fighting.
02:32Oh, cow fighting.
02:32I hear that's the new one.
02:33I love that.
02:34I'm also picturing you walking out of an animal testing facility,
02:37carrying baby monkeys in full faces of makeup.
02:39Slay.
02:40No.
02:40It's got to be bigger.
02:41Something people have tried but never accomplished.
02:44I'm talking about the E-God of animal control.
02:45Wait, you're not seducing.
02:47I am.
02:48Tomorrow, I'm going to save 24 animals in 24 hours.
02:51Whoa.
02:51Jack Bauer?
02:52Who's Jack Bauer?
02:53The show 24.
02:54I don't know it.
02:56Jack Bauer was a hero who kidnapped, tortured, and murdered all within a span of 24 hours.
03:00I'm going to do the animal rescue version of that.
03:01Is that even possible?
03:02That's insane.
03:03A guy came close in 2013.
03:05He fell asleep, drove his truck into a flower stand.
03:08The crime scene smelled exquisite.
03:09We're going to have to sit up shifts to keep Grandpa awake.
03:11Would a Grandpa have stayed up all night watching the debut of MTV?
03:15I can side channel with dispatch and relay all calls to truck 12.
03:18Use channel 8 on the radio so Templeton and his lackeys can't hear.
03:21That's what we do.
03:21We want to make fun of people.
03:22We want to make fun of people beyond their backs.
03:24Shut up.
03:25Everybody be cool.
03:26She's not in the circle.
03:27Hey, boss.
03:27You're late for your work-life balance webinar.
03:30Oh, that can wait.
03:31We're working.
03:32You're doing a Jack Bauer, right?
03:35I heard you.
03:35It's a pretty long walk across the room.
03:37Bethany's in the circle.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Come on in.
03:39Yeah.
03:39So, I will do whatever it takes.
03:41I just have a hard out to see Twilight.
03:43The 20-year-old vampire movie?
03:44Explain yourself.
03:45It's a special midnight showing.
03:47I bought tickets months ago.
03:48I want to apologize for who I am.
03:49Okay, the most important thing is that this stays between the six of us.
03:52The future of our precinct and our very lives depend on it.
03:56Yeah, I really think you should go to that webinar.
03:59That's a whole lot of trucker buddies.
04:01Yeah, no stopping.
04:02I can hit up to 45 miles per hour with very little spillage.
04:04All right, for this to be official, we need a picture of you with the clock at the start.
04:077 a.m.
04:08Just 7 a.m.
04:09You got this.
04:09In five seconds.
04:10Four, three, two, one.
04:13Woo!
04:14Woo!
04:15Woo!
04:18Woo!
04:19Woo!
04:19He just drove past a stray dog, didn't he?
04:22Huh.
04:23I'll grab my catchphrase.
04:24Yeah.
04:30There he is.
04:32Hey, buddy.
04:33Yeah!
04:35All right.
04:36Nice.
04:36One down, 23 to go.
04:38Nice.
04:38And she's a cutie, too.
04:40Ow!
04:40Ooh, she get you?
04:41Yeah.
04:41Here, let me see that.
04:43All the way through the thumbnail.
04:44Wait.
04:45Is this your first bite?
04:46Yeah, but it's no big deal.
04:47I think it's fine.
04:48Damn it, we got to get you back to the precinct.
04:50Come on.
04:50Wait, why?
04:50No time to argue.
04:51Every second counts.
04:52Wait, why?
04:53Save your energy.
04:53Run!
04:57Good fight coming through!
05:01Congratulations.
05:03Mwah.
05:03Mwah.
05:04You're a man now.
05:05Let's get you on the wall of pain, huh?
05:07All right, then we're gone.
05:08Clock's ticking.
05:10All right.
05:11Say ouch.
05:12Ouch.
05:13So what finally got you?
05:14Oh, it was just a little kitten.
05:15Oh, yeah, buddy, that could get infected.
05:17Cat's mouth is built here than a port-a-potty at a county fair.
05:19We're going to need eyes on that bite.
05:21Oh, Nancy, hello.
05:23Yeah, buddy, we're definitely going to the ER.
05:24Don't worry.
05:25I've been binning tons of times.
05:26I'll show you the ropes.
05:27Oncology's got soft, sir.
05:28But I can't go to the hospital.
05:30Frank needs me.
05:31Sans, you're clocking in early.
05:32Let's go.
05:33Let's roll.
05:34Hey, Frank.
05:36I feel like I failed you today.
05:37Don't be ridiculous.
05:38You fail me every day.
05:41All right.
05:43What are you scurrying off to, little mouse?
05:45Is there a hunk of cheese I don't know about?
05:46Shred's first bite.
05:48Take him to the ER.
05:48How do you get his first bite?
05:49I didn't hear a call over the radio.
05:51Well, did you make sure your radio was on?
05:53Because sometimes I'll forget to turn my radio on and I'll miss hours of calls.
05:56Going to make me do it, huh?
05:58Fine.
05:58Calling in my IOU.
06:00Remember when you needed all those dogs for the kennel groundbreaking?
06:03You owe me.
06:04But this isn't IOU worthy.
06:06I guess we'll just have to tell Emily you took the company truck for unauthorized personal use.
06:10You can't prove that.
06:13Bashaun Island, family camping trip, early August.
06:16I had to take it.
06:17I couldn't get through all that mud in my minivan.
06:20It is deep.
06:21Not as deep as you'll be in it.
06:22When Emily finds out.
06:24There's no light in your eyes anymore, Templeton.
06:27The probation room has changed you.
06:30No, I'm okay.
06:31Fine.
06:32Bryce couldn't try to catch 24 animals in 24 hours.
06:35He's pulling a jack power.
06:36He's going after my nomination.
06:37Can you just do that?
06:38No, no, no.
06:38It's good.
06:39He broke.
06:39He broke.
06:39I am good.
06:41I'm cool.
06:41It's cool.
06:44These raccoons have been squatting in that lady's attic for months.
06:47They picked the right day to move out.
06:48They must hate Templeton, too.
06:50I'm going to Trek 12.
06:51Guys, a missing cockatiel was spotted on the 500 block of Rearier Avenue.
06:54We're on it.
06:55Better go grab that bird before you watch Teen Vampire's Bone.
06:57Teen?
06:58Edward Cullen is 104.
07:04Oh, you're pretty quick for a geriatric.
07:07Oh, okay.
07:08At least I'll make this more dramatic than it is.
07:09Blair factors into domination.
07:10Wait.
07:12What are you doing here?
07:13Oh, just rescuing a cockatiel.
07:15I found him beak deep in a Crunchwrap Sabrina.
07:18This is our call.
07:19We're all one team, Frank.
07:20Remember what Emily said?
07:21A win for anyone in the precinct is a win for us all.
07:24Excuse me.
07:25Oh, yeah.
07:25Silly doo-doo bitches.
07:27Templeton's on to us.
07:28I don't know how.
07:29We took every precaution.
07:30It's something I never do.
07:31If they know we're doing a Jack Bauer, that means somebody told them.
07:37We have a mole.
07:39I've never taken this many medicines at once before.
07:42Is this normal?
07:43My record's 18.
07:43One mouthful.
07:45Oh.
07:45Oh.
07:46I'll get it.
07:47Victoria.
07:48Treat and shred.
07:48It's my usual post-bite shake.
07:50Doctor says he gets to keep his finger.
07:52For now.
07:53What?
07:54That's great.
07:54We got scooped by Templeton, which means we have a mole among us.
07:58What?
07:59Bro.
08:00That is crazy.
08:02Thanks.
08:02Go off the camera.
08:03I want to see us fear in their eyes.
08:04Oh.
08:05The only people who knew about our plan were on the roof.
08:07So let the accusations begin.
08:09Okay.
08:10Hot take.
08:10I think Emily sold us out.
08:11What?
08:11Emily would never lie.
08:13Especially about something that might threaten her own job.
08:15I'll say it.
08:16I think it could be Shred.
08:17You've got a weird work mom thing going on with Daisy.
08:19For the record, I am not a fan of that dynamic and I have been actively discouraging her.
08:23And I, I think it could be Patel.
08:25He hasn't helped Frank at all today.
08:26But that's because I'm sitting here helping you.
08:28That leaves you, Sands.
08:29You've been undermining me since the moment you got in this truck.
08:31More like since the moment we met.
08:33Oh my God.
08:34Wait.
08:34No.
08:35It can't be.
08:36What?
08:36I don't even want to say it.
08:37Say it.
08:38Say it.
08:39Bettany.
08:40Bettany.
08:40She crashed our secret rooftop meeting.
08:42Bettany loves Emily.
08:43That makes no sense.
08:44But she's always on Emily's case about work-life balance.
08:47Maybe she's trying to remove the work part altogether.
08:50Bettany, no.
08:52Oh, bummer.
08:53Okay, I'm going to talk to you guys later.
08:55I just got chills, man.
08:57Chills?
08:58Nausea, night incontinence, cat bites are no joke.
09:04All right, what's up?
09:05Victoria said you wanted to talk about your Kiefer Sutherland thing.
09:07Time for talking is over.
09:08Now you're going to listen.
09:09Okay.
09:10Anything you want to say to her?
09:11So you do want me to talk?
09:13Do I make this hotter than it needs to be?
09:15Oh, you need to stand back.
09:16You leaked our secret mission to Templeton and to Daisy.
09:19Oh.
09:20Oh, my God.
09:22That was awesome.
09:23High five.
09:24Oh, what was that sound?
09:25Frank Buffle.
09:26Oh.
09:27Okay, so someone told Templeton and Daisy about the Jack Bauer.
09:30And you suspected Bettany, the woman who tracks my period on her phone?
09:34How did you even come up with that?
09:36Right.
09:36I guess we thought that maybe she was protecting you from burnout.
09:39She has Tinker Taylor soldier spy energy.
09:41Fell asleep during that one, but pretty sure it's full of double crossing.
09:44Hey, Frank, you are wasting your time.
09:46And I sent you a call about a box of guinea pigs on the side of the road.
09:49I mean, you are not going to find an easier rescue.
09:51Oh, great.
09:53There goes Templeton's boys.
09:54We're at the easy rescue.
09:55Okay, this ends now.
09:56I don't know who the mole is, but we know who he's reporting to.
10:00Bettany, want to be my backup?
10:01No.
10:02Very good.
10:03To my man T-Rex, the two-three soon-to-be officer of the year.
10:07T-Rex.
10:07Now, how structurally sound is this tower?
10:09Because I'm about to jinga a load-bearing crab leg.
10:12Frankshaw, as I live and breathe.
10:14Your two worst qualities.
10:16Chicken tenders at a steakhouse?
10:17They're not on the menu.
10:18Chef makes them special.
10:20I'm on a tight schedule, so I'll make this quick.
10:22There are two moles.
10:22The suspicious one on your left hand and the one in my inner circle.
10:25I want names.
10:26No, I call this one Cindy Crawford.
10:27And for that other mole, that's a mystery you'll never solve.
10:30They gave me the whole block of parm.
10:33You.
10:35That's not what it looks like.
10:36I had to get a second job working here.
10:38I'll be right back with your salads.
10:41What?
10:41You kidding me?
10:42They're way past the salad course.
10:44I'm sorry.
10:44Templeton's running my job, and I need the money, Frank.
10:46I'm broke.
10:47Because you can afford a kilt.
10:48It's a Hattie School uniform.
10:49I don't know how we're the same waist.
10:50I hate myself for this, Frank.
10:52You all make me sick.
10:53I feel sick, too, but I'm powering through.
10:55You've lost too much time.
10:56Might as well stay.
10:57Good opportunity to hobnob with your future boss.
10:59Well, now that I've plugged the leak, nothing can get in my way.
11:03Frank.
11:06Careful.
11:08Floor's a little uneven here.
11:09I hate you all.
11:11So disappointing.
11:12Stay with your new team, turn-kilt.
11:16I've always wanted a clever nickname.
11:18But at what cost?
11:22Ah!
11:23Ah!
11:23What?
11:24What was that?
11:25Sorry.
11:26I just thought the bunnies were teaming up on me or something.
11:29Hey, I think maybe the cat bite really got to you.
11:32Hey!
11:32Oh, my.
11:33Wait, why is Shred so sweaty?
11:35Did I walk in on you guys doing it?
11:37No, no, no, no.
11:38Oh, my God.
11:38Also, such a good Edward.
11:39No, he was like this when I walked in.
11:41Do you want to go back to the hospital?
11:42Could we actually have this conversation away from the crates of teeth?
11:45Put your hand out straight.
11:46Wait.
11:48You've got the yaps.
11:49The yaps?
11:50I had them too after my first bite.
11:52Lesser apso.
11:53I couldn't sleep for weeks.
11:53I need my sleep.
11:54I'm still growing.
11:55Well, how did you get through it?
11:56Frank helped me with the mixture of immersion therapy and insults.
11:59But seeing as he's busy, got a long night ahead of you.
12:02Okay, that was fun.
12:03No, no, no.
12:03Victoria, please.
12:04You can't go.
12:05I mean, look.
12:06Look at him.
12:07It's the 15th anniversary of the fourth film.
12:09You go.
12:09I can do my job while avoiding animals.
12:11Victoria.
12:13Victoria.
12:15Fine.
12:16Fine.
12:17But if I see on Instagram that they did a swag bag giveaway, I will bite you myself.
12:2414.
12:26How many is that?
12:27You just said 14.
12:28Okay, why don't you get off my back?
12:30It's two hours after my usual bedtime.
12:32You've got to be at nine.
12:33Why is Shred whimpering?
12:34Yips.
12:36It's all falling apart.
12:37Shred is cat bite, delirium.
12:39Patel is dead to me.
12:40Victoria is distracted by supernatural erotica.
12:42Yeah.
12:43It's over, guys.
12:44Might as well shave our calves now and get ready for kilt season.
12:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:47No, no, no, no.
12:48You can't quit on me now, okay?
12:49I need you.
12:50I'll ride with you.
12:51Yeah, I'll keep you awake.
12:52Oh, I'm losing you.
12:53Okay, just imagine Templeton's demonic grin as he wears that Officer of the Year medal around
12:57his neck for the rest of time.
12:59You are the only one who can stop him.
13:01Come on, we need you.
13:01You got this, man.
13:02What do you say, Frank?
13:03Come on.
13:05Oh, God.
13:07Oh!
13:08What did I miss?
13:09You agreed to complete the bower?
13:11Yeah, I know that.
13:12Why don't you get out of my way?
13:13She's...
13:21The cabin door creaked open.
13:23There stood the Counselor with a knife in one hand, and in the other hand, her own head.
13:29How'd she open the door?
13:31I don't know, but it really happened at the camp that I went to.
13:34Oh, uh, dispatch, go for Emily.
13:37Yes, great.
13:38Wait, we will be right there.
13:40Golden Retriever on the corner of 14th and Quincy.
13:42Go, go, go, go!
13:47Something's going on with this dog.
13:48She's panting, shivering.
13:49Mammary glands are enlarged.
13:50I wish I had enlarged mammary glands.
13:53Sorry, I am punchy.
13:54I am actually happy with my body.
13:55I'm also happy with my body.
13:57Yeah, Frank, we know.
13:59Oh.
14:00What do we have here?
14:02What?
14:07Brings up to 23 animals.
14:08What?
14:09How?
14:10He picked up a dog that gave birth to five puppies.
14:17All right, I had a straight flush.
14:18Did anyone beat that?
14:20Okay.
14:21We have to expose you to your fears until you no longer have a panic response.
14:23I feel better already, so let's just leave this room right away.
14:26No, no, no, no.
14:27Here's the thing, Shred.
14:28If you can carry the cat that bit you, you can do anything.
14:33She doesn't want to hurt you.
14:35She doesn't?
14:35No.
14:37Just breathe.
14:38Breathe.
14:46Oh, such you precious.
14:48And you're cute.
14:50Yeah, I am.
14:51This terror is a cutie again, somehow.
14:53So cute.
14:56Hey, not sure if you heard.
14:58Turnkilt.
14:59Okay, so we're going to be sticking with that nickname.
15:01Good.
15:02Safe to assume it was you guys that put the cantoon in my locker?
15:04Twas.
15:05Yeah.
15:06You should see what we did to your showers, the biz.
15:08Those were a gift.
15:10Rain, seriously?
15:11I didn't take God for a Templeton guy.
15:13We live in a world where Templeton exists.
15:14There is no God.
15:15Like I said, the lamb scaped from the Woodland Park petting zoo.
15:18I know I'm exhausted, but if I were a lamb, where would I be?
15:24That's him.
15:25Someday that electrical box is going to have a plaque with my name on it.
15:29Like a lamb to the slaughter, I've led you to your own demise.
15:32You're out of time.
15:35Oh.
15:36Oh.
15:36Okay.
15:37Okay, where's...
15:38I heard scenes ripping.
15:39Did you yank my head off?
15:40I'll never be silenced.
15:41Okay, Templeton, you stop it right now.
15:43This is your boss speaking.
15:44Not for long.
15:45Bye.
15:49Oh, wow.
15:50Oh.
15:53I can't believe Templeton beat us.
15:55We were so close.
15:56I don't know.
15:57Maybe Templeton should just take over the precinct.
16:00What?
16:00I mean, he can't do any worse than I have.
16:02I feel like I've completely flubbed this merger.
16:04Coming from somebody who hates himself, you're being a little harsh on yourself.
16:06Really?
16:07Because the precinct is completely dysfunctional right now.
16:09I mean, we have moles, secret factions.
16:12I formed a roof crew.
16:14That's pretty much a total leadership fail.
16:16All right.
16:17But what it's worth, I wasn't trying to stop Templeton from taking your job just because
16:20it was Templeton.
16:21You're a good boss.
16:24You don't have to say that.
16:25No, you put up with so much nonsense.
16:26I couldn't do it.
16:27I'd probably murder someone.
16:29Well, thank you.
16:29I could easily cry right now, but I know you hate emotions, so I won't do it.
16:32See?
16:33Good boss.
16:47Yes!
16:47Mark, the truck down the lane!
16:49Wow, you did it!
16:50No, we did it.
16:52Okay, that last part probably should have come from me.
16:54We got 26 minutes to get this guy back to the precinct.
16:57My shortcut can get us there in 20 minutes.
16:58Great, let's go.
17:02We're out of gas.
17:04They fell for the second oldest trick in the book.
17:06When you were stumbling around that park, Daisy drained your tank.
17:09Sucked it right into my civic.
17:11Looks like another failure for Frank and the tutu.
17:24You guys want to win this thing, or are you going to sit there stropping your rooster?
17:27Cock was right there, Patel.
17:28How did you find us?
17:29Temple to do days.
17:30You've got to take me off the group chat.
17:32Reverse betrayal.
17:34Which erases my earlier betrayal, right?
17:36No, it's an ongoing process.
17:37Out.
17:37What?
17:38No, this is my main thing.
17:39You heard the man.
17:40I don't...
17:42100...
17:43What are you...
17:44Wait, hold on, guys.
17:45Hey!
17:49Greens, we sawed it.
17:51Sand traps, we filmed.
17:53You did it, Howard.
17:54This part four is the one you're going to be remembered for.
17:57This is for not letting my Irish grandpa join your club!
18:04Okay.
18:18Wait!
18:19Wait!
18:19Oh, God!
18:32You want one with my shirt off?
18:34Again, no.
18:35This is for your officer of the year nomination photo.
18:37He'd be wanting more.
18:38Good idea.
18:38Yeah.
18:41Congratulations, Frank.
18:4224 animals in 24 hours.
18:44I suppose you'll be a worthy candidate.
18:46If you're nominated.
18:48Hopefully none of your sexist posts resurface.
18:51Lindsay Lohan turns 18 countdown clock with my brother.
18:54Liar.
18:56You guys look so stupid.
18:57Almost worth missing a screening.
18:59His mustache feels right.
19:01Who are you supposed to be?
19:03Taylor Lautner.
19:03He doesn't wear a shirt.
19:04I don't wear a shirt.
19:05Who the hell are you?
19:05I'm baby Renes Mac.
19:07Okay, too much talking, not enough movie.
19:08Wait, Frank.
19:09You got a nomination.
19:11Officer of the Year?
19:13I got it.
19:14I got it.
19:17I wish I had a shirt to rip off.
19:19That's so great.
19:20Sit down and shut up, guys.
19:22Okay?
19:22We're starting the movie now.
19:25Hey.
19:27Let's turn that off.
19:29That's the...
19:30Where's the...
19:32I'm gonna kill that hamster.
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