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00:03Help! Help! Somebody save me! I'm being chased by a mean sergeant!
00:10I have cornered you now!
00:12Let her go, you two-timing snake!
00:15Hang on. Are those Queen Crow's voodoo dolls?
00:18No, this is Charlie, this is me, and this is that good-for-nothing sergeant.
00:22Is there anything you won't steal?
00:24Let him tell his story or we'll never know what happened.
00:26Thank you. So as I was saying...
00:28Let her go, you two-timing snake, or I'll have to pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
00:35You should try to aim instead of talking so much, you little.
00:40How wonderful! What incredible dexterity, Joe Dalton!
00:44Maybe, in fact, you're the man who really, truly shoots quicker than a shadow.
00:48Listen, that's just my job, dollface, but you, how did you get here?
00:52Well, I dug my way out of the mine after I blew everything up! Kaboom!
00:55That's the sound of the explosion! The Bluecoats also got out of there!
00:59Tell me, why are they after you?
01:01They want to stop me from accomplishing a mission of the utmost importance!
01:04The fact of the matter is...
01:11Something very bad has happened to Luke and Louisa!
01:14You really made my horse jolly talk?
01:16Well, yeah, I'm simplifying so that you understand.
01:18And stop interrupting me, pretty please, because something very big is about to happen like this!
01:23Oh no! My goodness! The sergeant is still alive!
01:26Save yourself, Charlie! Save yourself! I got you covered!
01:29Go accomplish the mission you didn't have time to explain to me, and I...
01:32I'll find Louisa! I promise you!
01:34Oh, really?
01:35Yes!
01:36Really, truly?
01:36Yes, yes!
01:37For real?
01:39Yes!
01:39Oh, oh, then Kevin, then go! Save her!
01:42You are her only hope!
01:43You are my only hope!
01:44You are OUR only hope!
01:46You're the hope of all humanity!
01:48On top of that, you're handsome!
01:50Your handsome is your mustache!
01:51It's so gorgeous!
01:52Give me that mouth!
01:54Oh, yeah!
01:56The facts, Joe. The facts.
01:59This is authentically authentic, and I'm severely underselling it.
02:25The trail stops here. She might have stopped here for food and supplies.
02:34Marshal City, population 138, Marshal's 138.
02:38Okay, so super sketchy town.
02:39You mean a town that has rules, and has order, and sensible people.
02:47Hey, wait a minute! Come back here! Come back here!
02:49In the name of the law, you're under arrest for purchasing an item with an exact change.
02:55I said you could keep the difference!
02:57Yeah, sure, and then I'll end up in jail. For fencing copper.
03:00Hey! Wait a minute! In the name of the law, you're under arrest for walking over the speed limit.
03:07Agreed, however, you're no longer in your jurisdiction.
03:11Right.
03:11Oh, my bad. Overzealous practice of the law.
03:16Let's drop the charges. On a legal technicality.
03:21Okay.
03:23But I don't have my keys. Do you have yours?
03:25No, I don't.
03:26What?
03:29Oh.
03:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:51What the hell is this?
03:52Stop!
03:53Don't move a muscle!
04:052.03pm.
04:06It's legally siesta time.
04:14So that's why nobody's here.
04:16Not a horse, not a hen, no men, no women.
04:20With your non-standard spurs, they would have got you for a daytime noise disturbance.
04:24Up to three months of community service.
04:26I've never heard of that law.
04:28I've never broken that law.
04:29Hey, you guys need to keep up.
04:31Everyone from the banker to the mailman has a cold nose star.
04:34138 marshals and jurisdictions, each writing 138 laws a day.
04:38Are these laws legal?
04:40They're all certified.
04:40They all swore hand to Padre's Bible.
04:43So are you also a marshal?
04:45Like an old lady marshal?
04:46Oh no, I'm a normal old lady from the town next door.
04:50Well, I came here to buy a few things for my grandson's birthday.
04:53But I did something really awful.
04:56I fought all the apples.
04:59Bondling fruit is prohibitive.
05:01Two months in jail.
05:05And as soon as I got out, I escalated.
05:08I was coughing too loud, laughing too quietly, yawning with my mouth open.
05:11That's criminal recidivism.
05:13Wait, how long have you been stuck here?
05:15It'll soon be a whole year.
05:17Tomorrow is my grandson's 11th birthday.
05:20I hope this year I can bring him the apple pie I promised him.
05:23Before I spiral again, I'm a dangerous outlaw.
05:27No.
05:28You're innocent.
05:28I'm not.
05:29I'm a dangerous outlaw.
05:30And those guys, they're the dangerous in-laws.
05:33Yep.
05:34Oh shit.
05:47Hey, that's Charlie's.
05:48Yeah, it's her coat.
05:50That horse.
05:51Have you seen the woman that it belongs to?
05:53I have.
05:54But I'm sorry to say she's with our lord now.
05:56Did they execute her?
05:57What?
05:58Of course not.
05:59She got a month of housekeeping for illegally parked horse.
06:01She's sweeping the church.
06:17Mama.
06:20Mama.
06:27Mama.
06:46Why slap me now?
06:48Why slap me twice?
06:49And why were you kidnapped?
06:50You know exactly what it was for.
06:53I hit you twice.
06:54Because you promised to protect my daughter and instead brought her here.
06:59As for the kidnapping, let me explain.
07:09I still don't get it.
07:11This is Elizabeth Zee, the governor of New Mexico.
07:14Rich, powerful, dangerous.
07:16I've seen her before.
07:17She gives money to your school, no?
07:19That's right.
07:19She's the perfect governor on the surface.
07:21Her charity's a cover because her donations are bribed.
07:24She corrupted everyone.
07:25Soldiers, politicians, outlaws.
07:27Zee's a spider who weaves her web.
07:29Who devours those who cross her path.
07:31An anti-corruption mayor.
07:32A progressive priest.
07:33A journalist with too many questions.
07:35They've all disappeared.
07:36And the CTLD thingy, that's the code Luis found in your bag?
07:40The CLDT LMQPC.
07:42Checklist of dirty, terrible, low-life menies and questionable people in the conspiracy.
07:46I mean, these people are super bright.
07:48So what's the conspiracy about?
07:50I haven't managed to figure that out yet.
07:51But with a governor like this as its leader...
07:54New Mexico's in danger.
07:55My thoughts, exactly.
07:56One thing I know for sure is that step one of her plans starts tomorrow at the Herrera Ranch, a
08:01Hacienda less than two miles from here.
08:05So that's where I'm going to stop her.
08:13Who are you?
08:15So you're not a teacher?
08:16Yes, I am.
08:17But only part-time?
08:19So what's the other work that you do?
08:21Are you a vigilante?
08:23Oh no, you mean like him over there with his guns?
08:25No, I investigate.
08:27I track.
08:27I expose.
08:28I just raise awareness.
08:30Yeah, so a vigilante.
08:34I've got a few bad guys, you know.
08:36But see, I was surprised how big it was.
08:39At first I was investigating the theft of funds by an oil businessman.
08:43But when I traced back the money...
08:44When did you have time to do this?
08:50My Spanish classes and piano.
08:53You made me take them at night.
08:54Was that the reason?
08:55Um, but also for you to learn how to play the piano and speak Spanish.
09:00Did Tukum know this?
09:02He did.
09:04He knew it was risky.
09:05What about me?
09:06You forgot to tell me.
09:07You stuck a bunch of books in my hands and locked me in.
09:09You told me to be afraid of the world while you were off playing detective.
09:12I would have wanted to go to...
09:13Hey, I know that.
09:14Why do you think I did what I did?
09:16As a baby, you escaped your playpen.
09:17It's in your nature.
09:18And who did I get that from?
09:19From you or someone else?
09:24I wanted to protect you.
09:26No.
09:26You wanted to protect yourself.
09:30See how hot-headed you are?
09:34I get that you want to be dramatic, but that's a confessional.
09:43A man's hat on a woman is a sin.
09:46Is that written in the Bible?
09:49Well, it's not very becoming.
09:52And I think God agrees with me.
09:54He doesn't have to worry.
09:55It's a woman's hat.
09:56Not just any woman.
09:58Although she's nothing special.
10:00Calamity, Jane.
10:05The Sue Feather from the attack on Black Hills.
10:08The Bear Claw mark on the trim.
10:10And there's even the bullet hole made by Jack McC...
10:13You're not lying.
10:16Okay, so religion and hats are your thing.
10:18So, we need to find a way to stop Z.
10:21What do you mean, we?
10:23Well, you can't dismantle this all by yourself.
10:25Well, actually, that's what I'm doing.
10:26And I'm not counting on anybody given the number of dishonest people.
10:30Uh, something I'm not.
10:31My bad.
10:32Dishonest or cowardly.
10:34Okay, can we talk about the company you keep?
10:37Hey, watch it.
10:38Right now, our priority is to get out of here.
10:40In the last 12 hours, I tried to leave three times.
10:43Each time, I almost went to jail.
10:44If you ever break a law, a marshal cuffs you.
10:46They see everything.
10:47Huh, they won't be so smug when I start shooting.
10:49So, there's 138.
10:51Yeah.
10:53But the thing is, I'm a huge fan of Mrs. Jane.
10:56It is very sacred and holy way.
10:57Don't get too excited.
10:58She's rather disappointing.
11:00I'm starting to feel the terrible scent of envy rising me.
11:04Hail Mary, hail Mary, hail Mary.
11:06That should do the trick.
11:08Although, since you're here, would you mind if I touched it?
11:14If you want, but it belonged to a big liar.
11:16Please, no blasphemy.
11:17I'm not.
11:18I'm just warning you.
11:19You know, telling a lie isn't always a bad thing.
11:21Sometimes it protects those we love.
11:38No, don't go.
11:47So, I'm ready to forgive you.
11:49But no more lying.
11:50Okay.
11:53Who's my father?
11:58Okay, I get it.
12:02You want to know who your father is?
12:05Your father.
12:10It's me.
12:11And only me.
12:13I raised you.
12:14I loved you.
12:14And I'm...
12:15I'm sick of this shit!
12:18Luis, don't!
12:19Don't slam!
12:21In the name of the law, you're under arrest for slamming a sacred door.
12:25Let my daughter go!
12:26I'm awful yelling in the house of God.
12:28Come on, you go to jail.
12:30Indecent footwear attire.
12:32Wait, but I don't care.
12:42Okay.
13:09Okay, I need to find a way to pick this lock.
13:12Yeah, sure, let's pick it.
13:14Your mission always has to come first, right?
13:16But everything else, like your daughter, you don't care about.
13:18She's not wrong.
13:20Hey, nobody asked you.
13:21Maybe my mom's not perfect with me,
13:23but at least she's done it with me,
13:24as opposed to you who runs away from everything.
13:26She's not wrong.
13:28Okay, so you're both just lousy human beings.
13:32Actually, the least lousy one.
13:34Well, it's Joe.
13:35And the least incarcerated.
13:40Oh, no.
13:46Joe, you're a marshal?
13:51What about us?
13:52What about you?
13:53You two don't deserve to get out.
13:54Between you, who slapped me twice,
13:56even though I saved your butt,
13:57and you,
13:58because you're lucky Luke,
14:00this girl needs stability and guidance.
14:01And as a matter of fact,
14:03I am officially her legal guardian.
14:07Right here.
14:08Look, you see?
14:09I wrote the document.
14:11I signed the document.
14:12As a marshal.
14:16Taylor.
14:17He's not a marshal.
14:19He's Joe Dalton.
14:21You good for nothing snake.
14:23I swore an oath on the Bible.
14:26You good for something.
14:28Marshal.
14:30Well, that's just...
14:31You know, Luke, you were right.
14:33We have to follow the law.
14:35Since when do you have a Bible?
14:37The 50 weaved baskets
14:38for the Feast of St. Catherine
14:39at Santa Memoria.
14:42You know, when I was...
14:44a nice guy.
14:47The pastor was so happy,
14:48he gave me this as a present.
14:52Lucky Luke.
14:53In prison.
14:56Luis,
14:57try to reason with your guardian.
14:58We need to stop Z.
14:59No.
15:00We need to stop talking.
15:19Okay, newies.
15:20I want this to be spotless,
15:21where your community service fine
15:23will go from 10 to 30 days.
15:24Understood?
15:25And no funny business.
15:26Or it's back to jail.
15:33Hey, what are you doing here?
15:34I was caught touching an apple.
15:36I just can't help myself.
15:37I'm a recidivist.
15:40This is driving me nuts.
15:41We're in the worst town ever,
15:42surrounded by marshals.
15:43It was hard enough
15:44getting out of the church.
15:46Don't worry, we'll find a way out.
15:48Like I said before,
15:49there's no we in find.
15:50You know, I'm just trying
15:51to be nice here.
15:53Just admit you're upset
15:55Luis is here.
15:55No shame in that.
15:56Ooh, vigilante and therapist.
15:58You've changed, Luke.
15:59Could you stop being so smug?
16:00Smug?
16:01I'm not smug at all.
16:02That's funny.
16:03Even when you say you're not smug,
16:04you're smug.
16:05Says the smuggest guy
16:05I've ever known.
16:06Well, that's probably why
16:07I know it when I see it then.
16:09Shh.
16:10That's so loud, you two.
16:11Didn't you read
16:12the 37th commandment
16:13of the saloon?
16:14It's forbidden to air out
16:15your dirty laundry
16:16while doing the dishes.
16:17All offenders will face
16:18the boss in a duel.
16:20In a duel?
16:22A duel's perfect, right?
16:27You know, because
16:29there may not be a we
16:30in the verb find.
16:32However, when it comes
16:33to the most aggravating
16:34and irresponsible
16:35ball-breaking...
16:42So you're not giving us pistols?
16:45Because if there are no pistols,
16:46I mean, that's not a duel.
16:47Yes, it is.
16:48It's a civilized duel.
16:50Stand ten yards apart
16:51and the first one
16:51to say Bang wins.
16:53And if I win,
16:54I'm free to leave, right?
16:55Yes, but if ever you lose,
16:56we'll shoot you.
16:58Don't worry,
16:58not with a weapon.
17:00Okay.
17:04So then...
17:04Bang!
17:05Hang on,
17:05it hasn't started yet.
17:06Oh, okay.
17:09Now then?
17:10Yes, we can start.
17:11Bang!
17:11Too early!
17:12You just told me that...
17:13Okay, now you can go.
17:15Bang!
17:15Hey, come on,
17:16I wasn't ready yet.
17:16What?
17:16He wasn't ready.
17:18Bang!
17:19You didn't cock your gun.
17:21Bang!
17:22Too early!
17:22That's five times, come on!
17:23You still have rules to follow.
17:26Bang,
17:27he needs the yell
17:28for me to hear.
17:28Let's start over.
17:29What in the name?
17:49Let's go.
17:52Let's go.
18:16Bang!
18:16Bang!
18:18The person on my left wins.
18:20Yes!
18:20Uh, no,
18:21I was the first one to say bang.
18:22But it was your seventh bang.
18:23You were out of bullets.
18:24What?
18:28Forget about it,
18:29I'm unbeatable.
18:36Come on,
18:37stop pouting.
18:38It's humiliating,
18:39but you'll live.
18:39It made you happy,
18:40sounds like.
18:41It didn't.
18:42Well, okay,
18:43maybe a little.
18:52I screwed up, right?
18:53No, don't say that.
18:54He hasn't won yet.
18:55We're gonna get out here and we'll-
18:57It took me a while,
18:59but I came back, you know.
19:01You're sorry, what?
19:0220 years ago.
19:04I came back for you.
19:06There's a guy
19:07with a bouquet of flowers
19:08I'd never seen before.
19:10They were exotic flowers, yeah.
19:11He crossed the whole county
19:12to bring them to me.
19:15Wait a minute.
19:16So you came back?
19:17But why did-
19:18Did I leave again?
19:19Because I saw you,
19:20the girl and her father.
19:22No.
19:22No!
19:23That was just the guy
19:24who was trying to get me in his bed,
19:25but that takes more
19:26than a couple of petals.
19:28And Mr. Willow,
19:29what did he do to catch you?
19:31There's never been a Mr. Willow.
19:33It's the name I chose for myself,
19:35the family name I chose
19:36for Louise and me.
19:42So Willow isn't Weeping Willow?
19:45The tree where we carved her names
19:47was not on Weeping Willow?
19:48No.
19:49Yes, it was.
19:50And I remember our very first kiss
19:51sent her away.
19:54Willow was for the tree
19:56where Louise had her swing,
19:59so you're wrong.
20:24Okay, I think they've learned
20:25their lesson.
20:25Let's go free them.
20:26Sorry, sweetie,
20:27that's not part of the plan.
20:28Today it's beef and potatoes
20:29and squirrel hunting with your pa.
20:31I don't think so.
20:32I'm against making animals suffer.
20:34Well, I'm all for suffering.
20:35It's not just for animals.
20:36So I want you to sit up straight,
20:37put down that stupid newspaper,
20:39and be happy and start eating
20:40what I spend ten hours
20:40making for you
20:41so we can enjoy
20:42some quality time!
20:51I don't eat meat.
20:53You're a Dalton.
20:54We're meatitarians.
20:55So eat your meat.
20:57Okay, Joe,
20:58it was funny while it lasted,
20:59but now you're getting on my nerves.
21:00Is that how you talk to your father?
21:02I'd never talk to him that way.
21:03But my guardian
21:03can fight my horses!
21:05Be careful, young lady.
21:05I will not tolerate your insolence.
21:07I'm warning you,
21:08if you walk through that door right now,
21:09I'll lock you up in your room
21:10for the rest of...
21:12You're alive!
21:15In the name of my law,
21:17come back here!
21:17I'm ordering you to stop!
21:19Sorry, my son,
21:20but your orders no longer apply.
21:21The young lady
21:22just left your jurisdiction.
21:23Great, okay, goodbye!
21:25However,
21:26she's entered into mine.
21:29So if she's in breach
21:30of patriarchy rules,
21:31just tell me.
21:34Wait, just a second.
21:55I know how to get out of here!
21:58Don't move!
21:58You're under arrest!
22:13I'll be sentenced to death.
22:14Oh, yes.
22:16So that means
22:17I'm allowed to have a last request.
22:19What do you mean?
22:20You mean there's no law
22:21protecting a convict's last request?
22:24Uh, yeah, there is.
22:25Well, mine is
22:27for you to read a psalm.
22:29Please read, Father.
22:37And I said to Cain,
22:40Hey, Cain!
22:41Come over here a sec.
22:43You were very not nice.
22:44To your brother.
22:45There.
22:46Please read.
22:47The words.
22:55And as the burning bush
22:56was burning,
22:58and as the house of sin
22:59was burning,
23:02and as the saloon
23:03of Jack McCall
23:04was burning,
23:05Calamity Jane
23:06slowly rode off
23:07into the sunset.
23:07Thank you, Father.
23:09You all swore an oath
23:11on this book.
23:12So you all swore
23:14to be marshals
23:15on a work of fiction.
23:20I know, lame.
23:23So I guess that means
23:25nobody here is a marshal.
23:26No.
23:27Wait a minute.
23:27Who will arrest us
23:28for impersonating an officer?
23:31We will.
23:35We don't mind.
23:39Did you really have to
23:40give them all of your weapons?
23:41They're part of the U.S. Army.
23:43They're corrupted
23:43and on the wrong side
23:44of the law.
23:44Yeah, and we no longer
23:45have a side, Sam.
23:46Hey, you!
23:47You're not a marshal.
23:48Why are you following orders?
23:50Because I'm a jailer.
23:51That's what I do.
23:51Jailing runs in the family.
24:13Please excuse his manners.
24:15He's somewhat cross
24:16that you tried
24:17to bury us alive.
24:24Come on.
24:24Tell me where the
24:26CLDMPQ
24:27O
24:31The
24:33C
24:35L
24:35The
24:36CL
24:38D
24:39The
24:40It gets complicated
24:41when there's more
24:42than three letters, right?
24:45Be reasonable.
24:48You know
24:48what we're capable of.
24:50You remember
24:51your old native friend.
24:57Just stop.
24:57It's useless.
24:58Can't you see we're screwed?
25:00Wait, they got you two?
25:01Yeah.
25:02Did you put up a fight at least?
25:03Of course I put up a fight.
25:04What do you think?
25:04But they surprised me.
25:05The first one got my
25:06groin on his knee
25:07and the other one
25:07I strangled him with the rouse.
25:08I see you're sleeping.
25:10Yeah.
25:11Doesn't matter.
25:12I kind of knew
25:12that I wasn't really a marshal.
25:15Wait, you are?
25:16Your Bible's a real Bible.
25:18You didn't swear
25:19on Calamity Jane.
25:19Oh, no.
25:21I don't get it.
25:22Never thought
25:23I'd say this to you, Joe.
25:25But you're the only
25:26real marshal in this town.
25:29Please, sir.
25:30We have a failure
25:31of justice right here.
25:38Here.
25:38I got this back for you.
25:41Also, really important.
25:43How does it feel
25:43being my deputies?
25:45Where?
25:47Where is it?
25:49Hey, blue coats.
26:12That jailer guy.
26:13He must have
26:14emptied our guns.
26:15You didn't check them.
26:17I didn't check them.
26:18You didn't check them.
26:18Wait, so nobody
26:19checked them?
26:19They didn't check them.
26:20Come out!
26:21Slowly.
26:22We won't hurt you.
26:26What do we do?
26:30We gun them down.
26:31How can we?
26:32We have no bullets.
26:35Yeah, but we have guns.
26:54Thanks for the distraction.
26:56It allowed a real man
26:56to come and save the day.
26:58Isn't that right?
27:13Thank you, sweetie.
27:15Thank you, sweetie.
27:47Good day, madam governor.
27:49What a charming little town
27:50you have here.
27:51even if it does
27:52lack a bit of color.
27:55Regarding our
27:56upcoming event.
28:01For this event.
28:04Rengen Cane, with me.
28:05I'm sorry.
28:07He thinks that
28:08with me means bark.
28:10Rengen Cane, sit.
28:11Oh, sit means bark too, then?
28:12Rengen Cane, quiet!
28:14This dog is a major moron.
28:18I guess he just wants
28:19to participate
28:20in the conversation.
28:20He's a funny dog.
28:38I don't think you'll ever
28:39see that dog again.
28:40What did you say to him?
28:41The same thing I'll do to you
28:43if you disappoint me.
28:46This man?
28:48I would like you to tell me
28:49where he is.
28:50I'm going to need him.
28:52He's a monster.
28:53No.
28:55He's the person
28:56every monster is afraid of.
28:57So to leave
28:58an army of demons?
29:00I'm going to need
29:00the devil.
29:26So you guys are leaving
29:27right now?
29:28Yeah, we're going
29:29to the Herrero Ranch
29:29to Sopsy.
29:32I think I'm going to
29:32stay here.
29:34What do you mean?
29:35Well, this town needs
29:36a marshal.
29:37And I'm having fun.
29:42Also, I brought you
29:43this for the road.
29:47Since you're an animal lover,
29:48it's just potatoes.
29:57I'm really sorry
29:58for what I said earlier.
29:59I'm not your father.
30:00I'm sorry I lied.
30:02Why'd you do that?
30:04To bug the shit out of Luke?
30:05That's the official version.
30:07And also because
30:08I loved your mother.
30:10I would have loved
30:10to have had a daughter
30:11like you.
30:12The family.
30:20You miss your brothers?
30:26You're really like your mom,
30:27you know.
30:28Way too smart for me.
30:33Your mom and I
30:34were never together.
30:35She just taught me to read.
30:38I was crazy about her,
30:39but her heart
30:40was already taken.
30:41I know, I saw.
30:42You saw?
30:46You mean in the dream world?
30:48You sneaky little girl,
30:50you didn't say anything.
30:52You actually could be
30:53my daughter.
30:58Do you think
30:58he's my dad?
31:01Why don't you talk about it
31:02once and for all?
31:03I don't know.
31:04I mean,
31:05we have so many things
31:06to take care of.
31:07A few emergencies.
31:09The US to save.
31:10Ah, cowardice.
31:11The fear of knowing the truth.
31:12Now that's just like Luke.
31:18Whoa!
31:21I didn't touch them.
31:22Yes, you did touch them.
31:24No, no, no.
31:24Yes, you did touch them.
31:26You did.
31:28So I'm sentencing you.
31:29Joe.
31:29To touch them
31:30over and over
31:31until you find
31:32the best apples
31:32for your grandson's
31:33apple pie.
31:35Go ahead.
31:37Go ahead.
31:38Yeah.
31:40Touch all you want.
31:41To get down.
31:47OK, go ahead.
31:56Go ahead.
31:58Go ahead.
32:01Go ahead.
32:03Go ahead.
32:08Go ahead, go ahead.
32:30Are you okay, Luis?
32:32Z's conspiracy is about Abraham Lincoln.
32:36He arrived in New Mexico today.
32:42She wants to kill the President of the United States.