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00:04There it is.
00:05Our first dollar.
00:07Just $500,000 more and we'll be out of debt.
00:11Hey.
00:12Good morning, sunshine.
00:14I can't remember the last time I slept this late.
00:17Yeah, look at that bedhead.
00:18Not funny.
00:19Disagree.
00:20So what are you going to do with yourself?
00:23Things I never had time for.
00:24Clean out the attic, get the garage organized,
00:27put in that planting bed you've always wanted.
00:29Oh, that sounds fun.
00:31Disagree.
00:33Just letting our suppliers know,
00:35McAllis retires under new management.
00:36So we should probably sit down and talk about
00:38the exciting changes happening here.
00:40Looking forward to it.
00:42What are you doing?
00:43Letting everyone know we're in charge now.
00:45Why?
00:46Because we're in charge now. Keep up.
00:48You're going to freak them out.
00:49Besides, it's not going to be that different.
00:51Yeah, it is. I got a lot of big ideas.
00:53Five years from now, we're going to have stores all across Texas.
00:55Okay. Now you're freaking me out.
00:58It's simple.
00:59You just use each store as collateral
01:00for a loan that opens up the next store in the next town.
01:03So you want to take out more and more debt?
01:05Ruben, you've got to understand.
01:06Debt is nothing to be afraid of.
01:08Debt is wealth.
01:09Huh. Okay.
01:10I get it now.
01:11I'm in business with a lunatic.
01:18Beautiful.
01:22Garage organized.
01:23Attic cleaned.
01:24Planting bed planted.
01:28What have I done with my life?
01:31Ruben, I got it all worked out.
01:33Phase one.
01:33Crush the competition.
01:35How?
01:35Don't get hung up on the details.
01:36Phase two.
01:38Advertise.
01:38Radio, TV, billboards.
01:40This face is going to be everywhere.
01:42How about this face?
01:43I said radio.
01:45Phase three.
01:46We change our name and go nationwide.
01:48I know I'm going to regret this.
01:50What's the name?
01:52Dr. Tire.
01:54So we're doctors now.
01:55Well, I'm the doctor.
01:56You're more like a head nurse.
01:59Yeah.
02:01How are we out of brake pads?
02:02Did you order more?
02:03No.
02:04That's how.
02:06Well, if we just automated the inventory system like I've been telling you, we wouldn't have this problem.
02:09I told you, a new computer's too expensive.
02:12Maybe now, but we'll save money in the long run.
02:14Yeah, but in the short run, I'll be living in a tent.
02:17You've got to trust me on this.
02:18If we want to succeed, we've got to take risks.
02:21Believe me, I want to trust you.
02:22But there's this little voice in my head that keeps saying,
02:24Don't trust him!
02:32Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population.
02:35Have your pets spayed or neutered.
02:37We know, Bob.
02:40Hey.
02:41Where you been?
02:42Shh, she's asleep.
02:43We're at the park.
02:45You want to do something?
02:46Just got back from doing something.
02:47Something with me.
02:49Are you bored already?
02:50No.
02:51I don't know, maybe.
02:53Well, why don't you go walk around the mall like an old person?
02:56I cannot wait until your daughter is mean to you.
03:00You could go visit Georgie at the store.
03:02Oh, he don't want me there.
03:03Of course he does.
03:04You're just trying to get rid of me.
03:05You old people are so wise.
03:09You're not listening to me.
03:10If you know that, why are you still talking?
03:13How are we supposed to run a business if we can't make simple decisions?
03:16Did you even look at the profit loss report I wrote up?
03:18Yeah, I looked at it.
03:19But you don't run a business on numbers.
03:21Yes, you do.
03:23No, you run it on heart.
03:24You run it on instinct.
03:26Do I got to remind you of the two of us?
03:28I'm the one going to business school.
03:29Just because you go to school don't make you smarter than me.
03:31Yes, it do.
03:33And I've also worked your way longer than you.
03:35Yeah, you had a dead-end job until I came along.
03:37I made you what you are today.
03:39Broke?
03:40Angry?
03:40Working on an ulcer?
03:42Oh, please.
03:43Who don't have an ulcer?
03:44Have a tongue.
03:45Oh, you're in luck.
03:46Red's up next.
03:49Look, we're both adults.
03:50I'm sure we can find some way to agree.
03:51We never agree.
03:53Maybe that's something we should have thought about before we bought a business together.
03:56Well, if it helps, the doctor agrees.
04:03Need a hand?
04:03No, I shopped, I cooked.
04:06Why shouldn't I serve as well?
04:09You tell them, Mom.
04:10You didn't help either.
04:12I'm happy to help.
04:13Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
04:15But I've got this.
04:18Hey.
04:18Hey.
04:19You're home late.
04:20Don't miss that.
04:20I do.
04:22So, how's it going at the shop?
04:24Great.
04:25Busy.
04:26Good.
04:27That's good.
04:28Yeah.
04:28That's good.
04:30How's retirement?
04:32Good.
04:34Good?
04:35That's five goods, if anyone's coming.
04:37You know, I was thinking tomorrow I'd try and get the Mustang running.
04:40Sorry, I can't help.
04:41That's okay.
04:42I'm sure it'll be just as much fun by myself.
04:44I bet Mandy or Connor...
04:45Not it.
04:48Oh, man.
04:52I've got things to do.
04:53I can't spend the whole day working on the car with my dad.
04:56Oh, it ain't that bad.
04:57It's mostly listening to him talk about old-ass actresses and how hot they used to be.
05:01Right, so you get to go have fun at work, and I have to hear how Angie Dickinson filled
05:04out a police uniform.
05:08If it makes you feel any better, I ain't having any fun at work.
05:11Well, what's going on?
05:13Ruben and I disagree about everything, and there's only two of us, so it's impossible for
05:16us to make a decision.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:20Can I tell you something?
05:21Of course.
05:22I'm kind of worried buying your dad's shop was a bad idea.
05:25Come on.
05:26You know you're excited to own your own business.
05:28Yeah, but I thought that meant getting to do things my way.
05:32You two will figure it out.
05:34I ain't so sure.
05:35Hey, there's only two of us, and somehow we manage.
05:38Yeah, but I can't act all sexy to get my way with Ruben.
05:43You think that works with me?
05:47Baby, I know it works with you.
05:51Damn it.
05:57All right.
05:59Cece's asleep.
06:00Let's do this thing.
06:01Ah, forget about it.
06:02No, it'll be fun.
06:04A little father-daughter time.
06:04I ain't in the mood.
06:06Oh, come on.
06:07Gina Lola Bridgeta.
06:08Hubba hubba, right?
06:10I make a huge mistake.
06:12Selling the store?
06:13Yeah.
06:15Well, it's a big change.
06:16It'd be weird if it wasn't hard.
06:18Yeah, I guess.
06:19Yes.
06:21Sounds like Georgie's doing okay.
06:24I think the business is.
06:25The partnership, not so much.
06:26Oh, that's no surprise.
06:27Those two never really got along.
06:30Well, maybe instead of watching game shows and getting drunk in the garage, you could offer
06:34him some guidance.
06:36That's a little unkind, but not untrue.
06:39Yeah, I'll think about it.
06:40Great.
06:43So, how can I help with the car?
06:44No, no, hurry.
06:49You ever seen Barbarella?
06:54Bronco, done?
06:55Almost.
06:56Great, we need to talk.
06:57Oh.
06:58I know automating the inventory is an expense, but there's only two of us now.
07:01We gotta work smarter, not harder.
07:02Dude, your mom put up her house.
07:04My abuela put up her savings.
07:06We need to be cautious.
07:07I get that, but if we stay in the past, we're a dinosaur.
07:10And we know what happened to them.
07:11I do.
07:12I finished high school.
07:14Hello?
07:15Back here.
07:16I know what happened to them.
07:16I saw Jurassic Park.
07:19Hey, fellas.
07:20Hey, Jim.
07:20You know that's not a documentary, right?
07:23What's going on?
07:23Oh, nothing.
07:24Everything's great.
07:25Dude, just tell them the truth.
07:27This ain't none of his business.
07:29It's confidential.
07:29Who's he gonna tell?
07:30He doesn't know anybody.
07:33Huh.
07:34I want to buy a new computer and update the inventory system.
07:37Sounds expensive.
07:38Listen to this, man.
07:39Then again, you gotta modernize if you're gonna stay competitive.
07:42I heard that part.
07:43I worked here ten years and never once heard you talk about modernizing.
07:47It's because I'm cheap.
07:48So why are you saying it now?
07:50Because now it's not my money.
07:55Who wants the last slice?
07:59Go ahead.
08:00What?
08:00So you can be the good guy?
08:02You go ahead.
08:03You'd like that, wouldn't you?
08:04Sorry I asked.
08:06You know, maybe there's more than one way to go on this whole computer thing.
08:09Maybe there's a compromise.
08:10Like, you could lease one for a little while.
08:12See if it's worth it before you write a big check.
08:15What'd you think?
08:16I can live with that.
08:17Hey, you should talk to your accountant.
08:19There might be tax advantages to leasing.
08:21Hadn't thought of that.
08:22Do we have an accountant?
08:23That's the part I hadn't thought of.
08:25All right.
08:26Well, I bought your pizza, solved all your problems.
08:29I think I've earned a nap.
08:32Thanks, Jim.
08:33Thank you, Mr. McCouse.
08:34No problem.
08:35You know, I wish I had a me when I was you.
08:38Actually, I did have a me.
08:40But it was me.
08:43I guess we need to get an accountant.
08:46With what money?
08:47You know what your problem is.
08:48You think like a poor guy.
08:50I am a poor guy.
08:51And so are you.
08:52Poverty is just a state of mind.
08:54No.
08:55It's eating butter sandwiches and sharing a Dodge Dart with your grandma.
08:58How about this?
08:59We hired an accountant.
09:00He finds us all kinds of tax loopholes and we pay him with the money we saved.
09:03Do you actually believe the words coming out of your mouth?
09:05It don't matter if I believe.
09:07The question is, do you?
09:09No.
09:11Then I ain't done talking.
09:15Georgie working late again?
09:16Yeah.
09:18You know, I took your advice and stopped by the store.
09:20Oh, were you able to help him and Ruben work things out?
09:22I think so.
09:23You know, a lot of people, especially when they're starting out, think that there's only one way to do things.
09:28But I showed them that there is a middle way.
09:32Seems obvious.
09:33Well, it wasn't to them.
09:34Good for you, honey.
09:36Oh, it's no big deal.
09:37You know, I'm at that point in my life where it feels good to give back.
09:40I believe the world better than I found it.
09:45He needs this, right?
09:46We're going to let him have it?
09:54You should have seen them.
09:55The two of them were at each other's throats.
09:57Sounds terrible.
09:58It was a good thing I was there.
10:01You're like the wise elder.
10:03I wouldn't say elder, but the wise thing tracks.
10:07Nice to see you happy.
10:09Well, them needing me made me feel like...
10:12You have value?
10:14Yeah.
10:15That's how I feel about Connor needing me.
10:18It's not the same thing.
10:20Why not?
10:21Well, mine is just normal human nature.
10:23Yours is a little creepy.
10:27Good night.
10:30Good night.
10:39You want to fool around?
10:41Really?
10:42I'm not too creepy?
10:44Daddy like creepy.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:51Oh, my God.
10:52Good night.
10:55So...
10:56Fine.
11:05Hey.
11:05Sorry.
11:06Didn't mean to wake you.
11:07What time is it?
11:08A little after 11.
11:10You must be exhausted.
11:11I'm pissed.
11:13I had three toes, then had to go back to the office to catch up on paperwork,
11:15because my partner's afraid of the future.
11:17I thought my dad helped smooth things out.
11:19He just bought us pizza and then ate it all.
11:22Just give Ruben some time.
11:23I'm sure you guys will figure it out.
11:26It ain't just computers.
11:28We disagree on everything.
11:30Well, why don't you just flip a coin?
11:32You're kidding, right?
11:33That's what the Wright brothers did to decide who was going to fly the plane first.
11:36That's dumb.
11:38They flip a coin at every football game, including the Super Bowl.
11:42Well, why didn't you say that first?
11:48I got the Mustang running.
11:50Congratulations.
11:51Want to go for a ride?
11:53I got Cece.
11:54Well, bring her.
11:55I'm not putting my baby in that thing.
11:56It's a classic.
11:57It's a death trap.
11:58It's a classic death trap.
12:01Fine, where's your mom?
12:02She's at the store.
12:03Take Connor.
12:03Not it!
12:07Flip a coin?
12:08Are you serious?
12:09Mandy suggested it, and she went to college.
12:11I go to college.
12:12You go to night school.
12:13She went during the day.
12:15Nobody makes business decisions flipping a coin.
12:18All right.
12:18Rock, paper, scissors.
12:19This is ridiculous.
12:21We've tried everything else.
12:22We need a tiebreaker.
12:24Fine.
12:24But it shouldn't be a kid's game.
12:26It should involve strategy and skill.
12:28Tic-tac-toe?
12:30Well, you come up with something.
12:33How about some hoops?
12:34No way.
12:35You play basketball all the time.
12:36Okay.
12:38A foot race.
12:40What are you thinking?
12:41Post office and back.
12:42I'm wearing boots.
12:44I'll give you five seconds.
12:48One, two, three, four, five.
12:56One, two, three, four, five.
13:14You, you, you, get in.
13:19Oh, baby.
13:24Lady driver.
13:26Let me tell you the real.
13:28So I can't wait.
13:31Touch how I'm going.
13:33Let's make it feel.
13:35Make it real.
13:37Now the road running.
13:39Coming after you.
13:40I'm your man.
13:42Get out.
13:44I like to drive a nice car.
13:47Hey.
13:48Oh, my God.
13:49Are you okay?
13:51No.
13:53What happened?
13:54I took the Mustang out for a drive and my hat flew off and I was afraid to get a
13:58sunburn,
13:58but I couldn't get the top up.
14:00And then the car crapped out and I had to walk home.
14:03And I did get a sunburn.
14:06Why didn't you call Georgie for a tow?
14:08I tried.
14:08No one answered.
14:09Why didn't you call me?
14:10I ran out of quarters.
14:12Come on.
14:13Let's get you in a cold shower.
14:15Okay.
14:18Being retired is hard.
14:20For all of us.
14:27You should have seen me.
14:28I was like a wind.
14:31So you didn't think to just take the boots off?
14:33No time.
14:34The future of our family was a snake.
14:37So now what?
14:38You buy a computer?
14:39Yeah.
14:40And maybe a pair of tennis shoes for next time.
14:42Next time?
14:43This is how you're going to settle arguments?
14:45Yeah.
14:45Why?
14:46Well, who was watching the store while y'all were out running around like two dummies?
14:50You're missing the point.
14:51I won.
14:55Me?
14:56What did I do?
14:58Oh, sure.
15:00Okay, Cece.
15:00You either need to be extricuted or whip up a fever.
15:08Hello.
15:09You know how fast you were going?
15:10Well, that depends.
15:11Do you know how fast I was going?
15:13I do.
15:14That's unfortunate.
15:16I'm sorry.
15:17I was just...
15:18Hang on.
15:18Aren't you the weather lady from Channel 7?
15:21Well, as a matter of fact, I am.
15:27You will never believe what just happened.
15:29I got pulled over for speeding.
15:30Oh, I've seen you drive.
15:31I believe it.
15:32Not the point.
15:33He was going to give me a ticket, and then he recognized me from TV and let me off.
15:37How fast were you going?
15:38Not important.
15:39I can get away with stuff.
15:41Was Cece with you?
15:42Yes, and she was perfectly safe the entire time.
15:44Where is she now?
15:46I'll be right back.
15:49So, you just let me off with a warning.
15:50How about that?
15:51I was so excited it was hard not to speed home.
15:53But you did.
15:54I did.
15:55You know, the dry cleaner has pictures of celebrities up on the wall.
15:58Maybe we should give them your headshot.
15:59Oh, well, I wouldn't call myself a celebrity.
16:02I mean, the cop did, but I wouldn't.
16:05No, I've always wondered.
16:06Do those people walk in there with their picture, or do they get asked for one and bring it with
16:09them next time?
16:10These are the things you wonder about.
16:13Well, I'm actually curious.
16:15It'd be pretty cool to see my daughter's picture on the wall next to Caroline Minkus.
16:18Who?
16:19Miss Medford, 1978.
16:21She hula-hooped.
16:24If it gets us a discount, I say bring them a picture.
16:26What do you ever get, Dragland?
16:28How about the suit I wore to my dad's funeral?
16:33Well, that got dark fast.
16:43What you doing?
16:45Answering fan mail.
16:46Oh, cool.
16:47I once sent a letter to Tony Danza.
16:49He never wrote back.
16:50What did you ask him?
16:51Who really was the boss?
16:54I guess we'll never know.
16:56Well, I think it's important to let the viewers know that I appreciate them.
16:59Well, I hope you saved some appreciation for your biggest fan.
17:02Well, you might have some competition because this one drew a picture of me.
17:08Well, that's a little racy, eh?
17:09You're not jealous of a drawing, are you?
17:11Well, of course not.
17:13Because I got the real thing and you're just as hot in that baggy shirt and boxes.
17:17Okay, I gotta finish this.
17:19That's fine.
17:19I'll just say my prayers.
17:21Lord, thank you so much for my amazing, beautiful wife.
17:25Subtle.
17:27Excuse me, I'm talking to the Lord.
17:31Please let me show her how much I love her in a husbandly way.
17:36Oh, what's happening?
17:37Your prayers are being answered.
17:38Shut up.
17:43Where are you going?
17:44I was asked to play at the high school baseball game.
17:47Really?
17:47You know what to play?
17:49Old-timey organ music.
17:50And I learned, take me out to the ball game and buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.
17:54That's called charge.
17:56Okay.
17:57You getting paid?
17:58I didn't think to ask.
18:00Yeah, why would you?
18:04Hey, I'm gonna go run some errands.
18:06You wanna come with me?
18:07Oh, where are you going?
18:08Post office, grocery store, maybe the dry cleaners.
18:12You just want me to come so you can show me off?
18:13Yes, go change.
18:18Here you go.
18:21I don't know if you've met my daughter.
18:24Mandy.
18:25Hello.
18:27You might recognize her.
18:29I don't think so.
18:31Well, my daughter here.
18:33Mom, stop.
18:34She's just being modest.
18:35She is the weekend weather girl.
18:39I have her headshot right here.
18:42If you maybe want to put it up on your wall.
18:43Mom, she doesn't want it.
18:46Of course she does.
18:46She's just starstruck.
18:49If you have a pen, she'll sign it.
18:51Okay.
18:51We're leaving.
18:57Channel 7, 6 o'clock.
18:59She's very good.
19:00Mom!
19:08Oh, nice.
19:09That way you can still see her every day when she leaves you.
19:12Hey, don't be jealous.
19:13If you ever date a girl and she's on TV, you can put her picture up, too.
19:16For your information, I did date a girl who was on Maury once.
19:19I was not the father.
19:23Hey, here for your truck.
19:24Yep.
19:24Is it ready?
19:25Yes, sir.
19:25I'll grab your keys.
19:26All right.
19:27All right, let's settle you up.
19:28Cash or card?
19:29Oh, card.
19:30Hey, ain't that the new weather girl?
19:33Sure is.
19:34She's a looker, ain't she?
19:36She's an attractive woman.
19:38Who's also good at her job.
19:41So, does she come in here?
19:42Sometimes.
19:44Is she really that hot in person?
19:45Hey, that's my wife.
19:47Sorry.
19:48Oh, yeah.
19:51Here, your keys.
19:52Thanks.
19:52Hey, you really married to the weather girl?
19:55No.
19:56Is that what I've been telling you?
19:57I knew she was too hot for you.
20:00Hey, pal.
20:01We made a baby on the first try.
20:05Nice save.
20:10Maybe we should get a bigger TV.
20:13Bigger?
20:13This one's 27 inches.
20:16I know, but now they got one twice as big.
20:20That's $1,500 and weighs almost 400 pounds.
20:24Yeah, well, that's only like, what is that, like three, four bucks a pound?
20:28You want a bigger TV?
20:29Sit closer to that one.
20:32Hello.
20:33Hey, how'd it go?
20:34Not good.
20:35Oh, no, sweetie.
20:36What happened?
20:37Well, in the first inning, I played take me out to the ball game.
20:41No, you don't play that until the seventh inning.
20:43I have been made aware.
20:45Well, anyone could have made that mistake.
20:50I also played charge when the other team was at bat.
20:53Oh, God.
20:55Well, did anyone say charge?
20:57They said boo.
21:00Maybe they were booing the other team.
21:03Someone threw a hot dog at me.
21:06So you had lunch?
21:10Hey.
21:11Hi.
21:11I was thinking we could go out for Mexican, have a romantic evening.
21:14Okay, well, nothing says romance like beans and cheese.
21:18Is that a yes?
21:19Sure, let me go hop in the shower.
21:20I'll put on my fancy shirt.
21:22What are you calling a fancy shirt?
21:24Well, one that ain't got my name on it.
21:30That was a long shower.
21:32I had to shake my legs.
21:38How's it coming?
21:39Five more minutes.
21:41I think you're beautiful without makeup.
21:42This isn't for you.
21:48Home stretch.
21:50Mandy, it's just dinner.
21:51Yeah, but what if I get recognized?
21:53Well, you can't get recognized if the restaurant's closed.
21:57All right.
21:57All done.
21:59Great.
21:59I just have to pick out the right shoe.
22:01How do you know what's the right shoe?
22:03You try them all on.
22:09You do look beautiful.
22:11So worth the wait?
22:13Absolutely.
22:14Should we start with margaritas?
22:16It does add excitement, wondering if my husband's going to get carded.
22:20And I didn't bring my fake, so we're really rolling the dice.
22:23Here you go.
22:25What's this?
22:26From the gentleman at the bar.
22:27He's a fan.
22:29Good thing I curled my hair.
22:33Don't wave at him.
22:34Why?
22:35It's nice.
22:36No, it ain't.
22:36I'm sitting right here.
22:38What do you want me to do?
22:39Send it back?
22:39Yes, you're married.
22:41You don't take drinks from strange men.
22:42It's a free drink.
22:43It's not a big deal.
22:44I can pay for my wife's drinks.
22:46You're being ridiculous.
22:48Excuse me.
22:49Two margaritas, please.
22:50Sure thing.
22:51Just need to see some ID.
22:57We get so few nights out alone, and you ruined it.
23:00I didn't ruin it.
23:00That guy ruined it.
23:01How?
23:02He was trying to sleep with you.
23:04He was not.
23:05Andy, as a guy who's constantly trying to sleep with you, I know what it looks like.
23:10Okay, so what if he was?
23:11I'm married to you.
23:13I'm going home with you.
23:14You're the one I'm not going to have sex with tonight.
23:17I'm just saying, you wouldn't like it if other girls were flirting with me in front of you.
23:21Other girls do flirt with you in front of me.
23:23Like when?
23:24The redhead at the park was Cece.
23:26The cashier in the tube top who kept calling you cutie.
23:28The hot dog on a stick girl who stared at you as she applied mustard.
23:33Oh, that's just good customer service.
23:37So when it happens to you, it's fine.
23:39But when it happens to me, it's not?
23:40Agreed.
23:42I wasn't presenting that as an option.
23:44Look, I know how guys think and I don't want them thinking it about you.
23:46Especially when I'm sitting right there.
23:49So you're mad at me because guys suck?
23:51No, I'm mad because you know they suck and you encourage them.
23:55I was just sitting there minding my business.
23:57Oh, please.
23:58You were looking good and you know it.
24:09Where's Mandy Spitzer?
24:11Took it down.
24:12Ooh, do tell.
24:13A bunch of business.
24:14I'd love to, but I'm nosy.
24:18Fine.
24:18I took her out for dinner last night and some clown buys her a drink and I'm sitting right there.
24:22Damn, what'd you do?
24:24We got in a fight.
24:24Ooh, you kick his ass?
24:27No.
24:28You kick your ass?
24:30Me and Mandy got in a fight.
24:32She kicked your ass?
24:34Forget it.
24:36I get how you feel.
24:37Really?
24:38Yeah, I want to leave that guy out.
24:40I wanted to, but then what?
24:42Do I punch every guy who hits on me?
24:44I don't see you have any choice.
24:48I need to find somebody smarter to talk to.
24:55Can you teach me about baseball?
24:58You're going back?
24:59I'm not a quitter.
25:00About football, soccer, karate?
25:02Still not over that, huh?
25:05Have a seat.
25:09So, there's two teams and the game lasts nine innings.
25:12Each inning, both teams get to bat until they get three outs.
25:15Why three outs?
25:16I don't know.
25:18Why nine innings?
25:19I don't know.
25:21Why is it called an inning?
25:23Doesn't matter.
25:24Because you don't know.
25:27The important thing is that when the opposing team is at bat, try not to pump them up with music.
25:33But baseball's so boring, I think that's why they brought me in.
25:37Just play when your team is up.
25:38Fine.
25:39All right.
25:39You can have fun with this.
25:40Like, if the opposing team's pitcher gets pulled from the game, you can play a little hit-the-road jack.
25:44Because the pitcher's leaving?
25:45Yes.
25:46Kind of mean, isn't it?
25:48Well, he's the enemy.
25:50But as the official organist, shouldn't I be impartial?
25:53No.
25:53You're a member of the team.
25:54I didn't get a uniform.
25:56Only the players get uniforms.
25:57The coach has a uniform.
25:59Only the players and the coach.
26:00The bat boy had a uniform.
26:03Son, you are killing me.
26:09Took these out of the dryer for you.
26:11Thanks.
26:12Nice.
26:13Yeah, I was thinking about wearing it for work.
26:15Is it the suit Georgie wore to his dad's funeral?
26:19I am just trying to look professional.
26:21Yes, people are always saying, let's tune in and see how sensibly dressed the weather girl is.
26:27I don't know if I'm comfortable with people watching just because I'm hot.
26:30They aren't.
26:31You're very good at this.
26:33But you are also a babe, which you get from me.
26:38I'm just starting to get a little more attention.
26:40Well, isn't that the point?
26:41Yeah, but it's making Georgie uncomfortable.
26:43Oh, please.
26:44Men always like having a pretty wife until they're worried someone's going to steal her away.
26:48Did Dad ever get jealous?
26:49Oh, you betcha.
26:51You know, I actually think it's good for a marriage.
26:54You do?
26:55Keeps them on their toes.
26:56Keeps the fire alive.
26:58Sounds like a psycho power move.
27:03I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with using all the assets God gave you.
27:07So, God wants me to show a little skin?
27:10He's a man.
27:11Of course he does.
27:16Here you go.
27:17Thanks for buying.
27:20You're having a rough time.
27:21What with your wife being so pretty and successful?
27:24It has been hard.
27:27Hey, sweetheart.
27:28Can I get a loan start?
27:29You got it, hon.
27:31How about I buy you one?
27:33I hate drinking alone.
27:34Thanks, but I'm working.
27:36It's time to get off.
27:37Buddy, she ain't interested.
27:39Who asked you?
27:40What are you doing?
27:41She's working.
27:42She don't need them hitting on her.
27:44You ought to mind your business.
27:45Well, excuse me, but this lady's someone's daughter.
27:48Maybe even someone's mother.
27:49I look like a mom to you.
27:50I'm trying to make a point here.
27:52And you did.
27:53Now have a pretzel.
27:55Just because she's wearing a tiny skirt and showing off her belly
27:57don't mean she needs some creepy loser bothering her.
28:04Go ahead.
28:05Say it.
28:06No need.
28:08You know you want to.
28:09I do.
28:11But I'm exercising restraint.
28:14Georgie, I told you.
28:16No, not gonna.
28:22Honey, Connor's game is on.
28:27He sounds good.
28:29Told him to have fun with it.
28:32We drive for the National Anthem.
28:42Oh, God.
28:45What is he doing?
28:47Having fun with it.
28:56What you doing?
28:58Fan mail.
28:59Oh, can I help?
29:00Sure.
29:02So exciting.
29:05All the way from Jasper.
29:07Oh.
29:13What's this stuff?
29:15Huh.
29:16Looks like hair?
29:18Kind of curly.
29:20Ah!
29:22All right.
29:23Let's go clean you off.
29:25Sorry someone's a grouchy mess.
29:27Oh, that's okay.
29:28It's like their father's still here.
29:31So, Hustle.
29:32Can we please talk about anything else?
29:34Any boys on the horizon?
29:39Maybe you should ask her.
29:40What's that mean?
29:42Nothing.
29:43Oh, Mom.
29:43You know every time you lie, an angel dies.
29:46Tell me.
29:48My mother is trying to set me up with a widower from her bowling league.
29:53Way to bury the lead!
29:55I am not doing it.
29:56Why?
29:57It'd be so good for you to get out of the house on a Friday night.
30:00Maybe between six and ten.
30:02It might be fun.
30:03What might be fun?
30:05Connie is trying to set up your mom with a guy.
30:07What?
30:08Dad just died.
30:09Over a year ago?
30:11Well, it's too soon.
30:11She's not ready.
30:12Please don't tell me when I'm ready.
30:14I'm ready for you to be ready.
30:16Can we please talk about anything else?
30:18See?
30:18You're making her uncomfortable.
30:19She can say when she's uncomfortable.
30:20I'm uncomfortable.
30:22She deserves to have a life.
30:23Agreed.
30:24Well, so go have a life, read a book, get a cat, get a monkey, open a petting zoo.
30:28Maybe she would like some male companionship?
30:30She's got Jesus.
30:31Her dance court's full.
30:33I can't believe you.
30:34What?
30:35I'm okay if she dates.
30:36You know, after enough time.
30:38Well, what's enough time?
30:39I think the rule of thumb is half the length of the marriage.
30:42The rule of thumb?
30:43Hey, pick whatever finger you want.
30:44It's the rule.
30:46So, if you died, I'd have to wait, what, one year?
30:49Oh, way longer.
30:50You'll be devastated.
30:51You sound like you'd wait that long.
30:53Longer.
30:54You've ruined me for all other women.
30:57Oh, shut up.
30:58I'm serious.
30:59You older gals are great teachers.
31:01Okay, now you really need to shut up.
31:10I just think she deserves to be happy.
31:11She's plenty happy.
31:13What's going on?
31:14If Mr. McAllister died, would you start dating someone?
31:17I don't know.
31:18Maybe if he looked like Tom Selleck.
31:20She's got a type.
31:22You think he looked like Tom Selleck?
31:25Both have mustache.
31:27Fine, my mom could date Tom Selleck.
31:30Like his mother could get Tom Selleck.
31:35Going to Sarah's.
31:37Oh, well, I thought maybe we'd do something together.
31:40Why?
31:41Because I enjoy spending time with you.
31:43Why?
31:45It wouldn't kill you to hang out with your mother.
31:47We don't know that.
31:49Never mind.
31:51If you're lonely, why not call me Mo's guy?
31:53I don't want to call me Mo's guy.
31:56So what?
31:56You're just going to grow old and die alone?
31:59I'm sure California will send Sheldon back at some point.
32:04I just want you to know that if you do decide to date again,
32:06I really am okay with it.
32:11Just to be safe.
32:13Should we have the talk?
32:14Get out of here.
32:16When a boy and a girl care about each other,
32:17there's a special hug.
32:18Go!
32:21And that boy and girl better be married!
32:26I was thinking about us dying.
32:29Oh.
32:30Talk dirty to me, Daddy.
32:32I'm serious.
32:34Why did both of us suddenly drop dead?
32:36We made all that money sell in the store,
32:37we don't even have a will.
32:40Probably time to make one.
32:42What are you thinking?
32:44It's not complicated.
32:45Just give it to the kids, 50-50.
32:47Oh, come on, be smart.
32:48What?
32:50You think Connor's capable of handling that kind of money?
32:52Same kid that bought an antique foghorn.
32:55So we give it to Amanda and make her responsible for Connor.
32:58So Mandy buys a thousand pairs of shoes and Connor gets nothing?
33:01Maybe we just revisit this in a year or two.
33:05Yeah, that sounds right.
33:07You're going to hate this, but the most responsible of all of them is Georgie.
33:11You're right, I hate it.
33:28Sorry.
33:29You must be Mary.
33:31You must be Joseph.
33:34All we need is a manger, huh?
33:37Well, there you go.
33:38Your mom said you had no sense of humor.
33:40Oh.
33:44Hello?
33:45Oh, hi.
33:46Come on in.
33:47Just about to buy some more of Cece's old clothes.
33:49Oh, thank you.
33:50I know I've said it before.
33:51I'm good with babies right now.
33:53Well, I said that, and I had twins.
33:56Twins.
33:56Ugh.
33:58Ooh, nice flowers.
34:00Uh, yes.
34:01Um, thank you.
34:03What's the card?
34:03Oh, uh, no, nothing.
34:05Nothing?
34:06Oh, my God, you went on that date.
34:08Do not take the Lord's name in vain.
34:10Holy moly, you went on that date!
34:12It was not a date, it was a cup of coffee.
34:15Oh, and he sent you flowers?
34:16He's a gentleman.
34:17So?
34:18When's the second date?
34:19None of your beeswax.
34:20Come on, I think it's great.
34:21I'm happy for you.
34:23You cannot tell Georgie.
34:25I will take it to the grave.
34:27Or the wedding, if things go well.
34:29There is no wedding.
34:31He is just a nice man who's a...
34:33Nice man?
34:34Mm.
34:35How nice we talking?
34:37Are we done here?
34:38Hey, maybe you'll need those baby clothes.
34:42It's okay, we're done.
34:53Wow.
34:56That's a big chunk of change, huh?
34:58I would buy a giant Wurlitzer organ and open my own silent movie theater.
35:04What about you, Georgie?
35:05What'd you do with that kind of money?
35:07No brainer.
35:08Put half away for CC's college tuition and the other half in stocks and bonds.
35:13Boring.
35:16Hey.
35:17Hey, where were you?
35:18Dropped some of CC's old clothes off at the church.
35:20Oh, did you see my mom?
35:20Yep.
35:21How's she doing?
35:22Good.
35:22Really good.
35:24Really good?
35:25Well, normal good.
35:27Good enough.
35:27What's going on here?
35:29Oh, we were just talking about what a person might do with a giant windfall of cash.
35:33Three words.
35:34Rudeo drive, baby!
35:37Shut up.
35:41Who are you calling?
35:42My mom.
35:43What?
35:44Who's checking in?
35:45I told you she's good.
35:47Hey, Missy.
35:48What do you want?
35:49Is mom there?
35:50Uh, no.
35:51Where is she?
35:52Hang on.
35:53Quiet!
35:55Are you having a party?
35:56Just a couple friends.
35:57So where's mom?
35:58She's on a date.
36:00What?
36:00Oh, she said she wasn't ready.
36:02No, you said she wasn't ready.
36:03I gotta go.
36:04Something's on fire.
36:05Missy!
36:06Missy!
36:08You are not going to believe this.
36:09My mom's out on a date.
36:11No.
36:18What kind of person takes out a dead man's wife?
36:21You should try being happy for her.
36:23This could be really good.
36:24Oh, really good?
36:25Is this why she was really good when you saw her at the church?
36:28Look, she was adamant about not telling you, and you know how she gets when she's adamant.
36:31It's scary stuff.
36:33What do we even know about this guy?
36:34Just that he's nice, and he sent her flowers.
36:37Well, so this ain't even their first date?
36:39Maybe.
36:40I don't know.
36:41You know, it's really none of my beeswax.
36:44Why do I even bother talking to you?
36:45I agree!
36:53Oh, hi.
36:55Don't hire me.
36:56Excuse me?
36:57I thought we agreed you weren't ready.
36:59Mandy told you?
37:00No, Missy told me.
37:01But Mandy told me you told her not to tell me.
37:04Get out of my chair.
37:06Not that it is any of your business, but I enjoy spending time with him.
37:12What about Dad?
37:13Your dad would want me to be happy.
37:15Oh, no he wouldn't.
37:17Georgie, I love you dearly, but I'm about to lose my temper.
37:21Oh, pretty cranky you stay out late.
37:23On the count of three.
37:25Missy had a party while you were out gallivanting.
37:26I know.
37:28One.
37:29What are you going to do, spank me?
37:30Two.
37:31I'm a grown man.
37:32Three.
37:33This ain't over.
37:39Just the man I want to see.
37:40Oh, hello.
37:41Question.
37:42Is there anything in the Bible that says how long a wife should wait to move on after her husband
37:45dies?
37:46Oh, my goodness, Georgie.
37:47Is your health okay?
37:49This ain't about me.
37:50I mean, I am constipated here and there, but nothing fatal.
37:53Okay.
37:54And actually, the Bible does speak to this.
37:57Here we go.
37:58First Corinthians 739.
38:01A wife is bound to her husband for as long as he lives.
38:05Love it.
38:05But if her husband dies, she is free to be married to whom she wishes.
38:10What else you got?
38:11Well, let's see.
38:13Oh, let's try this one.
38:15First Timothy 5.14.
38:17So I would have younger widows marry.
38:19Bear children.
38:20Children?
38:21Next.
38:23I get the sense you're looking for some alternate guidance.
38:25No fooling you.
38:26Keep going.
38:27Okay.
38:28Well, how's this?
38:30To the widows and the unmarried, I say that it is good for them to stay unmarried as I do.
38:36But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry.
38:39For it is better to marry than to burn with passion.
38:41You're killing me.
38:44What about other religions?
38:46Well, in the Jewish tradition, excessive mourning of a spouse is considered critical of God.
38:51Thanks for nothing.
38:52My door is always open.
38:54Yeah.
38:55Shouldn't be, but it is.
39:01Lord, I don't know what to do.
39:02Maybe it is too soon.
39:04It certainly is for Georgie.
39:06He's real upset, and I don't want to make things harder for him.
39:12But why should I feel guilty for having a little fun?
39:14I can't stay in this house and be sad all the time.
39:17I don't think George would want that.
39:21If you see him up there, please tell him.
39:24I think about him every day.
39:27And I'll miss him forever.
39:29Amen.
39:31Oh, um, let him know the cowboys are looking real good this year.
39:41Here you go, Jorge.
39:42Thanks for supporting the only Latino on Tire Shop in Medford.
39:46Who's McAllister?
39:47It's pronounced McIister.
39:49Goes back to your ancient Aztecs.
39:51Cool.
39:52Hey, Missy.
39:53Where's Georgie?
39:54Out on a toast.
39:55Shouldn't you be in school?
39:55Yep.
39:56When's he going to be back?
39:58I don't know.
39:58You want to give him a message?
40:00Yeah.
40:00Tell him he needs to stay out of our mom's love life.
40:02And if he's got a problem with that, then he's got a problem with me.
40:05I would love to tell him that.
40:11How's it going?
40:12Good.
40:12Your sister dropped by.
40:14Really?
40:14What'd she want?
40:15Your mother's love life is none of your business.
40:17And if you've got a problem with that, you've got a problem with me.
40:18And to be clear, me is Missy.
40:22I got it.
40:22I'm not done.
40:24What kind of son makes his mother feel bad for trying to find a little happiness in the world?
40:27A bad son, that's what kind.
40:32How's it going to the garage?
40:34Great.
40:35Cool.
40:37Renew the bus contract with the school board?
40:39Yep.
40:41I tried, I'm out.
40:43Just tell them, Georgie.
40:44Can we please leave it alone?
40:46Tell them.
40:47My mom's decided to replace my dad.
40:50That's not what's happening.
40:52That's what it feels like.
40:53She went to dinner with a nice man.
40:55That's it.
40:55You and me went to dinner once, too.
40:57Boom.
40:57Pregnant.
40:58You're being ridiculous.
40:59It's only been a year.
41:00A year and a half.
41:02Can I say something?
41:03Really?
41:03You want to walk into this minefield?
41:06Your mother will never forget or stop loving your father.
41:10And I think it's very brave of her to try and live a full life.
41:15That went better than I thought.
41:18It just hurts.
41:19I get it.
41:20Do you?
41:20Your dad's sitting right here.
41:23Well, not for long.
41:23Look how much butter's on that potato.
41:26Don't give me more reasons to take you out of the will.
41:29Excuse me.
41:33If Mandy's out of the will, does that mean I get everything?
41:38It's a yes or no question.
41:49You want to talk about it?
41:51Not really.
41:52Georgie.
41:53What's to talk about?
41:54I'm wrong.
41:55I should just move on.
41:56No.
41:57I mean, there's no wrong here.
41:58You feel what you feel.
42:00But that also means your mom gets to feel what she feels.
42:03Aw.
42:06I'm telling you right now, I would never call this man dad.
42:10Okay.
42:10You need to slow down.
42:12I'm in it.
42:12I ain't walking her down the aisle.
42:13Oh, my God.
42:14Hmm.
42:14Let's show them to it.
42:15You're acting crazy, okay?
42:16She just went on a date.
42:17I know my mother.
42:18She does a date.
42:19She commits.
42:21Okay.
42:21Well, what about this guy?
42:22I mean, how do we know if he's ready for that?
42:23She's beautiful and she can cook.
42:24He ain't going nowhere.
42:26I mean, what do you even know about this guy?
42:28Does he even have a job?
42:29I don't know.
42:30Kids?
42:32No idea.
42:33Well, how long since his wife died?
42:34Okay.
42:35Okay.
42:35I get where you're going.
42:37Do you?
42:37Yeah.
42:38I need to hire a private detective and find out everything I can about this creep.
42:44Oh, that's good.
42:47I'm surprised your mom never got you out there.
42:49Oh, she never asked.
42:51I'm sorry you brought it up.
42:53You have some crumbs in your mustache.
42:56Thanks.
42:57Been taking a shave now.
42:58Oh, don't.
42:59You look like Tom Selleck.
43:06I was thinking about our will.
43:09I have a new plan I'd like to propose.
43:12I'm listening.
43:13We blow it all on ourselves before we die.
43:17And leave nothing for the kid?
43:18Not a penny.
43:21What would we spend it on?
43:23I don't know.
43:25I've always wanted a monster truck.
43:27Monster truck?
43:29It's a regular truck, but monstrous.
43:31What about you?
43:32What would you like?
43:33One of those cruises that go around the world.
43:35Ah, the monster truck of the sea.
43:39What else?
43:40I'd like to meet the Pope.
43:42You can buy that.
43:44It's the Catholic Church.
43:45Of course you can buy it.
43:48Your turn.
43:50Well, you know, I've always dreamed of winning the Kentucky Derby.
43:53Oh.
43:54Aren't you a little big to be a jockey?
43:57I'm not going to ride the horse.
43:58I'm going to own it.
43:59All right.
44:00Well, if we're going to the Derby, I'm going to have to get me one of those big fancy hats.
44:04Oh, give me one, too.
44:06I burn easy.
44:11Are we being selfish, not leaving anything for the kids?
44:15Feels good, don't it?
44:18It does.
44:21I'll be right back.
44:22Where are you going?
44:24Tell them they're on their own.
44:26I want to come.
44:29Milk came.
44:30Anything good?
44:31More pills.
44:32Put them with the rest.
44:40Ruben, help these bills are crushing me.
44:43They sure are.
44:45Georgie, CeCe's doctor.
44:46Bills just came.
44:47Women with the rest.
44:49No!
44:54Hey.
44:56What are you doing up so late?
44:57Just had some ideas for the store.
45:00Tire Tuesdays?
45:01It's like Taco Tuesdays, but with tires.
45:05And wheel Wednesdays?
45:06It's like Tire Tuesday.
45:07I get it.
45:09All right.
45:09I'm going back to bed.
45:12Oh, Lubey Tuesday.
45:14No, like Ruby Tuesday, but for lube jobs.
45:18Hey.
45:19Morning.
45:20Can I get some of that to go?
45:21Sure.
45:23Hey, when you were running the store, did you ever dream about it?
45:25Oh, yeah.
45:27All the time.
45:28Really?
45:28Yeah, yeah.
45:29I used to have this one where I'm working late at night and Ann Margaret comes in dressed
45:32all sexy.
45:34Who's that?
45:35Don't talk.
45:35Just listen.
45:37Anyway, she needs a new tire, but doesn't have a way to pay for it.
45:40Oh, Mr. McAllister.
45:42So, we work out in exchange, which is okay, because Audrey's dead in the dream.
45:47Thanks for sharing.
45:50Who's Ann Margaret?
45:51That's just sad.
45:53Morning.
45:54Morning to you, hot stuff.
45:55Ugh, too early.
46:03This is your big idea?
46:05One of them.
46:07How much did it cost?
46:09It'll pay for itself, trust me.
46:12Mi compañero es un idiota.
46:14If you're going to insult me, insult me in English.
46:16My partner's an idiot.
46:21Hey, Georgie.
46:22Oh, Pastor Jeff?
46:24That's quite a thing.
46:28Yeah, we're hoping to drive in some business.
46:30Reminds me of Darlene Shackelford.
46:31I don't know her.
46:32Sweet old lady.
46:33Sang in the choir.
46:34Had epilepsy.
46:37Anything I can help you with?
46:39Well, I have a bit of bad news, and I didn't want to do it over the phone.
46:43What's going on?
46:44Fred Fagenbacher offered us a great deal on the church buses, so we're going to have to
46:49go with him.
46:50What kind of great deal?
46:51I'll match it.
46:52Free.
46:57And on that ominous note, you have a blessed day.
47:04Fred Fagenbacher, please.
47:06Georgia Cooper.
47:07Sure, I'll hold.
47:12I've got Georgia Cooper on line one.
47:15Thank you, sweetheart.
47:43A little busy.
47:46Georgia here, Georgie.
47:46What's up?
47:48You know damn well what's up.
47:49Oh, you mean First Baptist.
47:51Yeah.
47:51It does feel good to do good, don't it?
47:54You're just trying to drive me out of business.
47:56Which also feels good.
47:58Two can play at this game, Fred.
48:00Hey, don't your mom work at that church?
48:03Yeah, why?
48:04What do you mean, why?
48:05She's an attractive woman.
48:07And two can play at that game.
48:09Where does your mom work?
48:11I'll see you around, Georgie.
48:14Man, I hate that guy.
48:16What was that about his mom?
48:17I might have to take her out for coffee.
48:19What?
48:20It doesn't matter.
48:21We'll be fine.
48:21Just got to tighten our belts a little.
48:23What's a little?
48:24We just don't take a salary for a month.
48:26Or six.
48:28Six?
48:29I got rent.
48:30I got car payments.
48:31You live for free with your in-laws.
48:33I'll pay an emotional price to live there.
48:35How am I supposed to survive?
48:38You're always welcome to come over for dinner.
48:39That doesn't solve anything.
48:46What if we were to punch back at Faginbacher?
48:48Oh.
48:50He stole some of our business.
48:51We stole some of his.
48:53I'm listening.
48:55What's he got?
48:56Like three tow trucks?
48:57Yeah, I think so.
48:58What if he had none?
49:00So you're saying...
49:01I ain't saying nothing.
49:03I'm in.
49:04All right, Dan.
49:05I'm in for dinner, too.
49:10This is a pleasant surprise.
49:12Thanks for having me, Mrs. McCallister.
49:13Oh, please, after all these years, call me Audrey.
49:17Thank you, Audrey.
49:18Or should I start calling you Audrey?
49:19No.
49:21Connor, I hope I didn't take your seat.
49:23Oh, that's okay.
49:24That's where he eats.
49:25If you prefer the counter, I'll take the chair.
49:27You are the guest.
49:28I'm good.
49:29You sure?
49:30I got a lovely view of our neighbor's bird feeder.
49:32Quite the show.
49:34Maybe later.
49:35So how's things at the shop?
49:38Great.
49:39Just great.
49:40We got that new computer.
49:41And a dancing balloon guy.
49:43I don't know what that is.
49:45Well, it's a balloon guy that goes like this.
49:49That does not help me.
49:51Well, we're also talking about opening up another shop in Nacogdoches.
49:55Wow.
49:56Incredible.
49:57When were you going to tell me?
49:59Well, there's nothing to tell.
50:00We're just chewing the fat.
50:01Chewing the fat?
50:02It's a thing.
50:03People say it.
50:04I'm just delighted to hear that things are looking up.
50:07Thank you, Audrey.
50:08And let's not wait so long before you come back for another meal.
50:11Great.
50:12What time's breakfast?
50:14Oh, sure.
50:15I'm joking.
50:21What are you doing?
50:23I got a toe.
50:24I didn't hear your pager.
50:26Well, I mean, you were snoring pretty loud, so...
50:30Is something going on?
50:32No.
50:32I'm just trying to make a living.
50:35I know you're lying about Nacogdoches.
50:37What?
50:38Why would you say that?
50:39You have a tell, Georgie.
50:40I do not.
50:42You get extra country when you're hiding something.
50:45Oh, that's a whole heap of hogwash.
50:48There's nothing to worry about.
50:49Go back to sleep.
50:51Love you.
50:52Love you, too.
50:54You lying country bumpkin.
51:04Any cameras?
51:05I don't see any.
51:07Okay.
51:08Just like we planned.
51:13What are you doing?
51:14Giving you a boost?
51:15I don't need a boost.
51:16Well, excuse me for trying to be helpful.
51:19Would you like a boost?
51:20I ain't too proud for a boost.
51:28Careful.
51:29Dude, there's razor wire under my nuts.
51:31I'm being careful.
51:41Okay, your turn.
51:44Kind of wish you took the boost now, don't you?
51:47I got this.
51:52Can I ask you a question?
51:54Sure.
51:54I'm not doing anything.
51:57Do you think I ever sound extra country?
52:00Seriously?
52:01You sound like if a banjo could talk.
52:10I hope this works.
52:12It will.
52:13My ex-girlfriend did it to my truck.
52:15She sounds crazy.
52:16I have a type.
52:22Serves him right for talking trash about my mom.
52:25What'd he say?
52:25He called her attractive.
52:30Her name was Charmaine.
52:33Had bright red hair.
52:35Like Annie.
52:37Who?
52:38Little orphan Annie.
52:39Hard Knock Life.
52:40Sandy the dog.
52:42I have no idea what you're talking about.
52:44I usually don't like musicals, but that one is magical.
52:58Nice doggy.
53:00Nice doggy.
53:00Nice doggy.
53:21hey come back sleep
53:25did you take a shower uh yeah why what do you mean why
53:30well i want to be clean before i get in the bed with the woman i love
53:37all right what's going on nothing i just got some grease on me from the toe and
53:42i didn't want to run the sheets i've seen you wipe your nose on the sheets
53:46i can't wipe it on my sleeve i can't wipe it on the sheets i cannot win with you
53:50just tell me the truth i done told you ain't nothing going on you done told me
53:58i had some urgent tow truck business to attend to
54:01and i'm speaking like a yankee so you know it's true
54:06fine whatever don't be mad i'm not
54:12are you lying you bet your britches i ain't
54:20hello back here
54:27hi georgie's out on its own actually i'm here to see you
54:31me
54:34yeah you
54:38is georgie in some kind of trouble trouble gosh i hope not
54:44he left around midnight he said he had a toe
54:47uh-huh did he have a toe
54:51uh-huh
54:54hey
54:55come on reuben i know something's going on you gotta tell me i got nothing to tell
54:59where were you last night home the whole time the whole time then why did georgie say you were
55:04with him nice try what you can't trick a guy who's seen every episode of murder she wrote
55:11it's my abuela's favorite all right
55:14guess we're done here
55:16oh one more thing we also watch columbia
55:24georgie you there
55:2610-4 copy you can just say yes
55:30yes
55:31i got a penavender on 287 you free for a toe
55:35i got one on the hitch did you holler at fakenbucker
55:38yeah apparently they're out of commission
55:41you don't say be there as soon as i can
55:56thank you for your business welcome i'm serious it means a lot to us okay no one prepares you for
56:00the pressure of running your own shop what it takes to keep your head above water
56:04i gotta go sure appreciate you hey thank you for your business okay geez
56:11want to help me get this impala off the truck i got another toe your wife was here asking a
56:14lot
56:14of questions about what about last night what'd you tell her nothing said you're on a toe
56:19thank you weird what i've showered but i swear i can still smell the bleach let me see
56:27i smell banana i did have a banana there you go oh snow bleach no how about me
56:34i just smell rubber and what is that old spots it's your car gosh i should try some we can't
56:40smell
56:41the same people talk
56:48georgie yeah
56:51are you taking another shower my mom always say cleanliness is next to godliness
57:00georgie you're really starting to worry me why oh you're sneaking out at night you're taking
57:06a bunch of showers so so that's what people do when they're having an affair
57:14what are you having an affair well then what the hell's going on nothing i'm not stupid
57:23it's just work stuff i promise that you won't tell me about i can't
57:30okay okay
57:31landy come on
57:35watching your man take a shower nice
57:54hey
57:56what you doing oh just enjoying a little me time oh all right i'll leave you to it oh no
58:01hop in
58:07music please no okay
58:12how many of those you had why so many showers why so many beers does everyone in your family keep
58:17count
58:19i'm gonna go out and live here son something bothering you absolutely not i'm going on at work
58:29yes yeah you want to talk about it no just didn't realize sometimes you got to get your hands dirty
58:36to
58:36get things done i've been there what you have
58:41mm-hmm i was got to do what he's got to do to take care of his family
58:47you're saying you got dirty hands
58:50that was a long time ago i was just getting started is mrs mcalfrey now
58:55nope
58:58was it worth it
59:04yeah good to hear
59:07but i will tell you there was a time when i had a full head of hair
59:13dang
59:17does bandy know i don't want to worry her good man
59:23i don't feel like a good man
59:26it's because you're a good man
59:34when do you stop feeling guilty
59:37well for me it's after a six pack
59:40i'm bigger than you so drink accordingly
59:41you
59:42you
59:42you
59:43you
59:43you
59:43you
59:43you
59:44you
59:44you
59:44you