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00:03what did you fall asleep no are you face down on the desk i'm thinking uh-huh it's been over
00:10an
00:10hour no has it i haven't heard any typing i think fuck over and over it doesn't count
00:23you told me to lock you in i know did you want out yeah of course i went out but
00:26i have to write
00:27keep me locked until dinner okay do you want me to let you out no that was a test right
00:32i can't
00:35inspiration
00:42that's the spirit love you fuck you too
01:11does it suck no no it's great and diane the mother it's gold trust me
01:32hello les hello yeah it's me look outside okay well the door's still locked i know
01:37after i found you the angle from the garden hose i think it would both agree different side right
01:41oh my yes i did a thorough inspection um no bugs of any kind what about roomba shut down magoo
01:46are you going to work yeah i have to please don't i'll hide in your pocket i won't make a
01:51sound the
01:52lab is a very dangerous place there's a lot of uncontrolled variables what am i supposed to do
01:55sit around and wait i'll go crazy you could explore the dollhouse it's just our house with bad drapes
02:00and broken chairs i know everything isn't perfect but look closer there's more there is yeah what
02:04about the 162 bottle dual zone fully stocked wine for it and i bet you just walked right by the
02:09total
02:09body massage chair that a former investor gifted martin that i miniaturized it martin didn't want
02:12it no no he's allergic to touch but the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research and i
02:17got carried away i don't know that's my heart is it's racing you know am i am i okay is
02:22it have
02:22to do with my size do i need to be worried no just a little panic attack maybe but it'll
02:26pass just
02:26breathe there you go okay alas are you really so close yes really though really trust me
02:57i'm in a dollhouse i'm safe i'm just i'm just anxious i need a cappuccino
03:03yeah i have food oh my god i am safe i can relax
03:25have you ever thought about menacing a human being jesus jolly christ i i do not see vivian has got
03:32this place on lockdown and you want to shrinky dink check you public it's just a question okay
03:36great well here's the question we have 28 days before we lose our shirt so can you stick to corn
03:43yeah head in the other direction make corn babe it's just a passing thought great well we will pass
03:48unless you know hey i don't want to quash creativity you know look but there'd likely be hundreds of
03:52animal trials maybe thousands and realistically of course animal trials yeah yeah what was i thinking
03:58you'd be scared there for a minute martin i would never manufacture the human being without say
04:01using i don't know a cast or some other animal as a test case first that would be insane
04:05yeah negligent even you're my rock where would i be without you high school physics teacher
04:16you're in my office it was unlocked well it should be i unlocked it why i wanted to make sure
04:21you've
04:21got this new protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding you'll find an
04:25electronic copy in your inbox and this so i can keep track of your every movement
04:30no more secrets dr little tron i don't have secrets everyone has secrets
04:38is that a cat no my chair squeaks
04:46i do not have time for this neither do you
04:55hey you ready to go on a fantastic voyage mr google help me and help lindy
05:08wait i donated all of this to goodwill didn't i space gullum
05:15last shrunk everything
05:20this was my night
05:24but what if it doesn't fit what if it does
05:42beautiful okay can we get one of justin's
05:45yes
05:50yeah on one two
05:52oh guys with your pocket square and your next big idea tomato red
05:55look out
05:57he's not a coat rack you know
05:59fuck him moving you to the ass crack of country
06:03these are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat
06:06to remain unseen unexamined comfortably small
06:11but this incredible prize
06:15is a beacon of courage reminding me that when you take that risk and when you make
06:20that leap and when you refuse to be small
06:24that is when great things happen i need to thank my agent and my publisher
06:30and most importantly my book editor terry
06:33girl we did it thank you so so much from the bottom of my heart i could not have done
06:37it without
06:38you and with that i am speechless thank you
06:47oh my goodness one more one more sorry i saved the best for last because i never forget
06:50my husband less less little john you did it no seriously he chained me in my computer and locked
06:55me in my office so that i would finally finish this book there is no book without you so love
07:01you
07:16thank you
07:20terry oh god
07:21oh
07:25fuck
07:27this is this is
07:32uh 917
07:38who remembers anyone's number anymore
07:43star 69 is that still a thing maybe star 69 okay
07:47let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go
07:51lindy lindy is this an emergency my life is an emergency what happened what happened okay listen
07:55i didn't want to tell you okay but i did something bad well i didn't do it i mean it
07:57wasn't
07:57my fault but i just need i need terry's number terry that's a long story and i'm not
08:00gonna say anything about you know i just but i need to speak to her okay well just take a
08:04breath and i won't say relax or calm down please don't but just know that i'm taking care of
08:07everything and it will only be a couple more days and then call terry okay no last time just you
08:12know
08:12enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress and i'll be home before you know it
08:18yeah i'm still there enjoy this vacation
08:24okay you know what you're right i will all right all right bye lus
08:30we need to retrace ourselves
08:37Oops.
08:37Yes?
08:38Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
08:43Who are you again?
08:43Janet, in Richard's department.
08:45Yes, Richard. Where is Richard?
08:46He's having a polyp removed. He'll be back shortly.
08:49So what do you need, Janice?
08:49Janet, sorry. Carl, the chemical freezer's the new protocol.
08:53Oh, the fucking protocols!
08:56It's...
08:57What is that?
08:58Oh, I think that was installed overnight.
09:00What for?
09:00For, um, motivation.
09:02What?
09:02The 30-day deadline. As for the contract.
09:04Yes, I got it!
09:07Carl, I'll talk to Vivian about the security clearance, okay?
09:12What?
09:13Something wrong with the reader?
09:15Um, it says employee.
09:16What does yours say?
09:19Employee.
09:19My badge is the same as Janice's?
09:26Dozens.
09:29Hundreds.
09:31Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper?
09:34Eight times 21.
09:35Couple of days, my ass face go in.
09:38Trust me.
09:42Is it wrong I don't want to go?
09:44No, it's not wrong, but...
09:46New York, St. Louis.
09:48New York.
09:49I think you're going to love it.
09:50I mean, the house is huge.
09:52We're going to have so much space.
09:53And your office is bigger than this apartment.
09:54And we have a pool.
09:56I love pools.
09:57I love you.
10:00I love you.
10:01Why else would I live in New York?
10:03Poor St. Louis.
10:05Lindy, I get it.
10:06I did get it.
10:07We just got to the top.
10:08We're leaving New York.
10:10But I'll be missed, right?
10:12And then I'll be back.
10:13Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:15How long, again, do you think?
10:17Two years.
10:18Maybe three tops.
10:20Two, three.
10:21That's perfect.
10:22My next book will be written.
10:23Terry will be thrilled.
10:24It's going to be great.
10:25Trust me.
10:28I do.
10:31I don't.
10:33I don't.
10:33I don't.
10:34I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
10:36I'm his fucking lab rat.
10:37I'm his sixth-inch-child Nobel Prize.
10:41Someone's here.
10:45Hello?
10:46Lindy?
10:46It's me, Richard.
10:48Richard!
10:48Richard!
10:51Hello?
10:53Richard!
10:54Richard!
10:56The office.
10:58Look at that.
11:00Lindy!
11:02I'm going to go around the back.
11:04I'm going to go around the back.
11:20I'm going to go around the back.
11:21Lindsay, wherefore art thou?
11:23Lindy?
11:24Oh!
11:30Hey.
11:30Huh? Huh?
11:31Who are you?
11:32No.
11:32What the fuck are you doing?
11:33What the fuck are you doing?
11:34No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
11:35Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:36Haha!
11:37You must be Lulu.
11:38Why do you know my name?
11:39Because I work with your dad at the lab.
11:41My name's Richard.
11:42Okay, Richard from the lab.
11:43Are you stalking us?
11:44Stalking? No, no, no, no, no, shh.
11:45No, no, not stalking.
11:46I was in the neighborhood, and I just thought I'd come by
11:49and wish the family Merry Christmas and, you know?
11:51And peep into the windows?
11:52My dad's not even home, which you should know,
11:54working in his lab and all?
11:55Uh, oh.
11:58See?
11:59I am an employee.
12:00And a physicist.
12:01And a creep.
12:02Okay, okay.
12:03I am seeing this from your vantage point,
12:05and I understand the intimations therein.
12:07So I will not bend your ear any longer.
12:10Okay, so maybe you can just take these,
12:12brighten up the home,
12:13and, you know, wish your mother a Merry Christmas for me.
12:16Is she home writing?
12:16My mom doesn't write.
12:17She doesn't write.
12:18Okay, that's not...
12:19You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
12:20I am gonna go.
12:21I'm just gonna go, yeah.
12:22Sorry for your troubles, and Merry Crimbo.
12:26Whatever.
12:43One semester down.
12:45Seven to go.
12:46Unless you graduate early, like me.
12:48Love, Dad.
12:55In the name of science,
12:57these protocols must end.
12:58No.
12:59No?
13:00No.
13:01I cannot do my work with these protocols in place.
13:05How can you not see that?
13:06I see a frustrated employee.
13:12I am also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
13:20believes that protocols are more important than changing the world.
13:23Do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on a precipice of something
13:28monumental?
13:28And the only thing that matters is the work.
13:30You don't eat.
13:31You don't sleep.
13:31You don't see your family.
13:32What family?
13:32It's just the work.
13:34It's the science.
13:35It's the math.
13:36It's the vision.
13:37Come on.
13:38You feel it, too.
13:39You know I'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world.
13:41So join me as partners.
13:43Not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
13:47Let's make history together.
13:50Partners.
13:51Partners.
13:51Partners.
13:55Is that a cat?
13:55What?
13:56No.
13:56I hear everything.
13:57I see everything.
13:58I can even smell everything, Dr. Littlejohn.
14:01Show me.
14:02Show you.
14:02In the name of science, show me.
14:06It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear.
14:08I didn't even know what I was thinking.
14:16I do.
14:18You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Littlejohn.
14:20Am I?
14:21I don't usually underestimate men.
14:22Oh.
14:23Well, yes I am.
14:24I am going to have to confiscate her.
14:25Is that necessary?
14:26She's now company property.
14:26She's a he.
14:27Mr. Magoo.
14:28You named him.
14:35How wonderful.
14:39I would consider lifting a few of the protocols, should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
14:43find their way back to the lab ASAP.
14:45Uh-huh.
14:45One water truck, one remote control, two animal cases.
14:47Yeah, I did hear something about that.
14:48Let me see what I can do.
14:50He's so warm.
14:51He is warm.
14:55Of course.
14:57Temperature.
14:57Um, so you'll take good care of him?
15:00All the best.
15:01I mean, yes.
15:02And you'll keep track on his finals?
15:03Yes.
15:03And this will be our little secret animal trial?
15:05Yeah?
15:06And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
15:08Yes?
15:09I love this cat.
15:10Fine, yes.
15:10Go.
15:11Go.
15:15We'll be best friends.
15:17Forever.
15:29Hey, Wimmy.
15:31Sweetie.
15:31I'm just picking up a few things and I'm heading back to the lab.
15:34You okay?
15:34Oh, yeah, good.
15:35Yeah, I found the wine.
15:37I'm going to take a nap.
15:40Well, hello to you too, Wilbur.
15:44I can come to the lab.
15:45See what he's hiding.
15:47Yeah, it's a long way down, but...
15:49Okay, right?
15:50I agree.
15:52Let's do it.
16:17Dad.
16:18Lulu, you're home.
16:20Yeah, you told me to come home?
16:23For the vows at the Greyhouse?
16:24Oh, yes, of course.
16:25The vows.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Where's Mom?
16:27Oh, Lulu, it's so good to see you.
16:28It's so good to see you.
16:30So, how was the last semester and your finals?
16:32Uh, good.
16:33Um, fantastic.
16:34Good.
16:35Yeah, it runs in the genes.
16:36You love science.
16:37Yeah.
16:37Um, hey, some weird guy from your lab came here.
16:40What?
16:40Who?
16:41Richard.
16:41Why?
16:42I don't even think he knew.
16:43Oh, well, he's harmless.
16:44He's an odd dog, but he's a good scientist.
16:46Dad.
16:46Yeah?
16:47You're being really weird.
16:48I am?
16:49We've been hugging for like five minutes.
16:50Sorry.
16:50I'm happy to see you.
16:52The work's been crazy.
16:53Speaking of crazy, where's Mom?
16:54Oh, she's...
16:57We've got to get a bit of water from the kitchen.
16:58We're in the kitchen.
16:59The deeper kitchen.
17:00Um, so I think Mom has had, um...
17:04An emotional breakdown.
17:05No, no, no.
17:05Shh.
17:06Shh.
17:06Oh, is she upstairs?
17:08Yeah, yeah.
17:08No, no, she's not.
17:09Yeah, she's...
17:10Your mom has gone to the Greyhouse.
17:13Yeah.
17:13Okay.
17:14So Hurricane Lindy is tracking where these...
17:16What category is she?
17:16Don't say that.
17:17I don't know what you're talking about.
17:18She's got to be like at least a five.
17:19Am I right?
17:19Oh, these phrases you're using, that's not a nice thing to say at all.
17:25What's with the dollhouse?
17:26Huh?
17:26What's that tube for?
17:27Well, I'm cleaning it because I wanted to decorate it for the holidays.
17:29Like, festive.
17:29You're still shrinking things for the dollhouse?
17:31Oh, fuck.
17:31Let me see.
17:32Oh, no.
17:32Oh, God.
17:33Dad.
17:34What?
17:34Are you okay?
17:35Yeah, I'm okay.
17:36I'm fine.
17:36But you...
17:36I think you should rest.
17:38You gotta rest.
17:39You gotta rest, honey.
17:39Because you've been traveling from college and there's a lot.
17:41And you know what?
17:41I'm going to fill your fridge downstairs with so much good stuff that you won't even feel the need to
17:45come upstairs.
17:45And better still, I'm going to give you my card so you can just get what you want.
17:49I know it.
17:51I'm the villain.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Fuck that.
17:57Stick to the plan.
17:58That's my ride.
18:03Shit.
18:03Yeah, it's good.
18:05Right.
18:06Get me Deborah.
18:07At New Yorker?
18:08I know what I said.
18:08Get her.
18:09Okay, so two words.
18:11George Saunders.
18:11Two more.
18:12Get her.
18:18I've got Deborah.
18:22Deborah, hi.
18:23The happiest of holidays to you and yours.
18:25Absolutely not.
18:26Oh, hear me out.
18:27This isn't about me.
18:28I didn't submit Lindy's story visibly my misstep regarding Mr. Saunders.
18:33And allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the New Yorker's reputation in the process.
18:38My humble request comes at the behest of the author, who has a few minor tweaks and would love to
18:43hold off publishing until a later date.
18:44I heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint.
18:46If there's anyone that you think I should need, say the word.
18:49Oh, quite the opposite.
18:51Vis-a-vis your humble request, fuck right off.
18:54Hey, so that was brutal.
18:56Get me David Remnick.
18:57Oh God, going over Deborah's head.
18:59Can't wait.
19:00Okay.
19:02I got David.
19:05David Remnick, my old pal.
19:07Happiest of holidays to you and yours.
19:09Yeah, it's Deborah.
19:10Nice try.
19:10Fuck off.
19:11So out.
19:18Wendy?
19:21Wendy?
19:22Wendy?
19:23Wendy?
20:03What the fuck?
20:06I'm so scared.
20:20Please, Richard, here are my, were you at my house earlier?
20:24Um, no, I was in the, I was in the neighborhood.
20:27Stop, stop.
20:27I don't care.
20:28Don't do it again.
20:29Reset.
20:30Richard, here are my thoughts.
20:31The regrowth reaction has become two exothermic, and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
20:35into the solution to control the temperature through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
20:40Thoughts complete.
20:41Barbs, implement his thoughts.
20:42NH4, NO3 solid, added to form NH4 positive and NO3 negative ions.
20:47Complete.
20:48Barbs, implement his thoughts.
20:58Complete.
21:06Let's make history.
21:07Let's make history.
21:23It's big.
21:285 seconds.
21:3210 seconds.
21:35I knew it.
21:37You can do it.
21:3815 seconds.
21:4120 seconds.
21:5315 seconds.
21:5620 seconds.
21:58Ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
21:59Oh my god!
22:00A significant success.
22:01Subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
22:04An increase of 28.7 seconds!
22:07Huge progress in the name of science, wrichard!
22:10Oh, bob the explainer.
22:13I sound like it came from in there.
22:16Spooky.
22:22Libby!
22:22You fucking liar!
22:26Um, maybe we should give him some privacy.
22:30I've got this 30 seconds and it explodes!
22:32Oh, you don't know what you saw!
22:33I'm so close, my tiny fucking ass!
22:35I've never let you explode!
22:36Fuck you!
22:37No, no, Libby!
22:39I'm gonna explode now!
22:42You can't keep me prisoner!
22:44I'm not a fucking lab rat!
22:45Listen to me.
22:45No, never!
22:46I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
22:49Libby, no!
22:50I don't trust you.
22:51How long until you can fix me?
22:54For real, I need the truth!
22:59I don't know.
23:01You don't know.
23:04That's the truth.
23:05You can't say when.
23:06It could be tomorrow, but it could be weeks, months, or...
23:09Never!
23:10No, not never.
23:11My theory is sound.
23:12I just need to figure out the math.
23:13And I know it must have looked like a disaster, but I'm making really good progress.
23:16You know, yesterday was two seconds, today was over 30.
23:19I'm scared.
23:20Is this my new life?
23:22No, it's temporary.
23:23I promise.
23:25I want to trust you, but I can't.
23:28In a minute!
23:29We'll just go.
23:30Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer.
23:32Go hide it.
23:33My height, my autonomy, and now my dignity.
23:35It'll be fun.
23:36Please, thank you.
23:37I'm gonna need something, too.
23:38Anything.
23:39Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
23:40Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
23:41Lose the cameras.
23:43Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
23:44Also for your safety.
23:45And I'm not spying on you.
23:46There's no audio on it in this series of daily chickens.
23:48Oh, like a mental patient.
23:49Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
23:51Fine.
23:52But then I need a working laptop, and toothpaste that I like, and my lipstick.
23:57My favorite lipstick's in my purse.
23:59Coming!
23:59Ah!
24:00Sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:01Too loud.
24:02Yes.
24:03Yes.
24:03Fine.
24:03Deal.
24:03Make a list.
24:08Love you.
24:10Fuck you, too.
24:31Oh, God.
24:35I'm home.
24:36Terry.
24:39Come on.
24:41Oh, for God.
24:42Shit.
24:43Come on.
24:45Oh, for God.
24:47Okay.
25:01Is she dead?
25:02What?
25:02Who?
25:03Is who dead?
25:03Lindy?
25:04You thought I died?
25:06It was the only reason Les would call me.
25:07You sounded scared.
25:08I was.
25:09Oh, that means the world to me.
25:11You have no idea.
25:13Wait, how do you think I died?
25:14What were you imagining?
25:15Throw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending plagiarism scandal.
25:19Uh-huh.
25:19Yeah, but you're gonna fix that.
25:21Lindy, I tried.
25:22Tried, period.
25:23That sounds very defeatist.
25:24That's not you.
25:25Come on.
25:26I really, really, really, really need that stuff.
25:28I hate to say it, but this is my fucking problem.
25:29Your ex-emotional whatever fuck sent the story in.
25:31I'm about to get my own imprint.
25:32I cannot be associated with this shit.
25:35What about our friendship?
25:36Is this friendship?
25:37Or business?
25:37Both.
25:38Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
25:40The lines are blurred.
25:41And we haven't conducted business in 15 years.
25:45Look, Lindy, I love you.
25:46I always will, but...
25:48But?
25:49You're toxic.
25:51It doesn't matter who sent the story into The New Yorker.
25:53It's out there.
25:54And if it's out there and you have to deny it,
25:56you're toxic.
25:59I see.
26:00Well, then by that logic,
26:02if I were to put it out there that you knew about the story
26:05and encouraged me to submit it anyway,
26:07and then you had to deny it, you're toxic.
26:10But you wasn't.
26:11No.
26:12Not if it's friendship.
26:14But if it's just business.
26:16I'll keep you posted, friend.
26:18Oh, thank you, friend.
26:23Oliver!
26:23Your friendship is so toxic.
26:24I love it.
26:25Get me Jackie fucking Baldwin.
26:25My fucking office fucking tomorrow.
26:27Thank you, God.
26:28Conclusions.
26:29The regrowth process induced excessive molecular tension
26:31surpassing substantial limits of the plant cells.
26:33This tension compounded by a sudden and extreme rise in temperature
26:35triggered a chain reaction.
26:37This is key.
26:37Hello?
26:38It's me.
26:39I've been miniaturized.
26:40Immediate suspension.
26:40I'm in the laboratory.
26:41I'm in Les' death store.
26:42He's taking me home to a dollhouse.
26:43Help me.
26:44Bang.
26:45And so.
26:45Wait, what?
26:45Recommend Richard.
26:46What?
26:47What?
26:47Personal call.
26:48Hang up.
26:50Come get me.
26:50I'm in the door.
26:51I'm in the door.
26:51Open the top.
26:52Hello?
26:54Apologies.
26:54It was my mother.
26:56It's just a tiny issue.
26:59Recommendations.
26:59Immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound X-44.
27:03Do we read?
27:08Do you think you'll tell your daughter about me?
27:11Lindy.
27:12You wouldn't want Hurricane Lindy blowing through your special bond.
27:15What was it?
27:15Category five?
27:16What category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall?
27:19It was five.
27:21I'm very sorry.
27:23What does it matter now anyway?
27:25I think it would traumatize her.
27:27I think she'd blame me.
27:30I should probably move the dollhouse.
27:32My prison.
27:32Within my prison.
27:34You know, uh, Dr. Carmichael says-
27:37Fuck that bitch!
27:37Whoa, Lindy!
27:38That is a red light reaction.
27:40Can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response?
27:48Silence is the silent killer of a relationship.
27:51I will take my foot off the brake, and although I may sit here quietly, it's not silence.
27:57I feel like we have achieved a yellow light and will proceed with caution.
28:00As Dr. Carmichael says, why don't we revisit us in the morning?
28:07I, as half of us, agree.
28:13No, no, no.
28:14Well, this, um, this is the GMO tomato.
28:16That stands for Genetically Modified Organism.
28:18And, um, this GMO tomato really has the power to, uh, revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it.
28:22The GMO tomato, um, is disease and pest resistant.
28:26Um, it has a longer shelf life, it has enhanced nutrition, and it reduces the need for fertilizers.
28:29So, win, win, win, win, win!
28:32Smells good, too.
28:42Sam, incarcerated.
28:44Bill, grandpa, Warren, great-grandpa.
28:48Jeff, gross.
28:57Oh!
28:58That's not how you spell little job, Mr. Magoo.
29:18At least he gets out.
29:20He's gonna get out.
29:22He's gonna get out.
29:30Angebot.
29:47Oh, uh, wait. Are you real?
29:54I come bearing me, my love.
29:57And these.
30:02This place is dead to me.
30:13That's my daughter.
30:19Richie?
30:20Oh my God.
30:23I can't believe it.
30:24I just, oh my gosh.
30:26Wait, you shrunk yourself?
30:27I did.
30:28I have so many questions.
30:29I have all the answers.
30:30Oh God, I'm so relieved.
30:31I'm excited.
30:32I need to, ow.
30:33Oh, you'll get used to that.
30:34Wow.
30:34Shh, that's Les.
30:35That's Les?
30:35Yeah, he's walking around.
30:36What?
30:36Shh, you need to hide.
30:38Get in the closet.
30:38That says do not enter, ever.
30:40No, we're not, it's fine.
30:41It smells really bad, isn't it?
30:43Okay.
30:49Good morning.
30:50Morning.
30:51Coffee and a chat?
30:53Yeah, sure.
31:00Oh.
31:02Is this really necessary?
31:03I just want you to be safe.
31:04Anything can happen.
31:05Okay, enough with that already.
31:07Wait, that was a red light reaction.
31:09My green light response is, I appreciate your concern.
31:14And my green light response is, I know the circumstances are not ideal, and I am truly, truly sorry about
31:19that.
31:20Oh, the red lipstick.
31:23And toothpaste.
31:26Oh, but I will monetize them when I can.
31:29But I did get a travel size toothpaste, so it's a little bit smaller.
31:31And Hilton has these new protocols, so I will find a workaround.
31:35Oh, and about Lulu.
31:36I thought a lot about what you said last night, and I will speak to her.
31:39About the accident.
31:40About me.
31:40About Hurricane Lindy.
31:41It's inappropriate, and it's hurtful.
31:44I appreciate that.
31:45About you and the accident.
31:47Um, I do think that our current situation would traumatize her.
31:50And sadly, I could see her blaming you if not handled properly, and so I would like to propose accessing
31:55Dr. Carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the UPF tool.
31:58Do you agree?
31:59I agree.
32:00One condition.
32:01Oh, I'm open and I'm present.
32:02We stick to the definition of united parental front.
32:05No backdoor deals.
32:06That was once.
32:07I apologized and I have grown.
32:09Fine.
32:14This is kind of nice, isn't it?
32:16Yeah.
32:17Except for the tiny elephant in the room.
32:18Fair enough.
32:19I promise I didn't forget about the laptop.
32:21It's just-
32:21New investor, new protocols.
32:22Got it.
32:23No problem.
32:29Bye!
32:33Oh, is he gone?
32:34Wait.
32:36And?
32:37Okay.
32:38We're clear.
32:38You're not going there.
32:39There are cameras though, but if we have time, he takes a while before he checks them.
32:42Let's go.
32:45I should change.
32:48Um, how did you get up here?
32:50I'll show you.
32:55Richie!
32:55Oh, I could cry.
32:56Hidden stairs?
32:58You-
32:58You built this?
32:59Well, you know.
33:00I have a degree in engineering too.
33:02Of course you do.
33:10Follow me.
33:14Freedom!
33:14Oh, you're a genius, Richie.
33:16Well, I actually am.
33:17Yeah.
33:17But there's more.
33:18More?
33:18But I love stairs!
33:21What?
33:22Uh-huh.
33:23What is this?
33:23So we can get where we're going fast, I brought Desdemona.
33:26Where's Desi taking us?
33:27All the way.
33:34You thought of everything.
33:35And I brought everything.
33:37Everything?
33:39Every-thing.
33:40Wait, how did you get past the new protocols?
33:42I don't know, maybe I'm a badass.
33:44Yeah, maybe you are.
33:45Come on, Desdemona.
33:46Give me a little more.
33:54In my sleep dreams last night, I had an epiphany.
33:57It's the middle of the night, and I wake up to find a gun pointed to my head.
34:01The assailant has one question, and I must answer correctly, or he'll pull the trigger.
34:04And the question is, how do you, me, overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation?
34:11Isolation.
34:12Isolation?
34:12Isolation, Janet.
34:13It's Janet.
34:14That's what I said.
34:14Oh.
34:15Yes, Janet.
34:16Now, if we think of the equation, where's Richard?
34:17Um, he's taking a mini-sign sabbatical to care for a loved one.
34:19I don't understand the sentence.
34:21He's not here today, nor will he be here tomorrow.
34:23He's absent for an indeterminate amount of time, and to his loved one has recovered.
34:26Can he do that?
34:26According to the protocol manual, yes.
34:28Who's the loved one?
34:28Company policy precludes disclosure of said loved one.
34:30I reject that.
34:31I need Richard.
34:32I could be your new Richard.
34:34Temporarily.
34:36Reset.
34:37Where was I, Janet?
34:38Isolation.
34:39Yes, so if we think of the equation as a chain, we can posit that a single counterproductive link
34:43would be responsible for the regrowth instability, so we find that counterproductive link, we
34:47isolate it, and we proceed from there.
34:49In the principle of last action, let us change epsilon to delta and partial t to partial d.
34:55Oh, maybe not h hat.
34:56Try four pi epsilon naught.
34:58Try five pi epsilon naught.
35:01No, no, no.
35:02Seven.
35:03Okay.
35:03You know what?
35:04Make it a hundred!
35:06Good.
35:07I've got your attention.
35:08Allow me to introduce myself.
35:09I'm your new boss, Hilton Smith.
35:11You know me from the world.
35:13Pretty active out there.
35:14Uh, listen.
35:14I just have one question for each and every one of you.
35:17Who's hungry?
35:19Yeah, yeah.
35:20Got you.
35:20Got you.
35:20Yep, over there.
35:21This guy seems smart.
35:22Hilton, good to see you.
35:23We break for lunch in half an hour.
35:24Oh, yeah, but I've had In-N-Out burgers flown in from California.
35:27In half an hour?
35:27That sounds great.
35:28Uh, no one wants a cold burger.
35:31We are on a very tight schedule in my lab.
35:33Every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over
35:36us.
35:36That's not a clock.
35:38That's me.
35:39Looming over everything that's mine.
35:40This lab.
35:41You.
35:41These people.
35:42Every millisecond belongs to me.
35:44So I get to decide what to do with it.
35:45And right now, it's burger time.
35:50Fine.
35:52We'll break now, and we'll return ten minutes early.
35:54Okay?
35:55Great.
35:56You hear it, everyone?
35:56Come on.
35:57Let's go.
35:57Burger time.
35:58Let's go.
35:59Science, science.
36:00You need to put some food in your mouth so science can come off your brain.
36:02Oh, hey.
36:03I got animal style for you.
36:04Awesome, Les.
36:05My suggestion.
36:06Eat every last bite of your burger.
36:08Let's go.
36:09Let's go.
36:10Let's go.
36:12Let's go.
36:12Let's go.
36:13Let's go.
36:14Let's go.
36:14Let's go.
36:15Let's go.
36:17Let's go.
36:33Let's go.
36:34I gotta keep this job now that I'm a Sears college student.
36:36You're in college?
36:37Don't act so surprised.
36:38Sorry, I didn't.
36:39No, it's fine.
36:40I go to Forest Park Community College.
36:43It's a-
36:43Oh!
36:44Yeah, great.
36:45So what are you studying?
36:46Psychology.
36:47Gonna help people out with your bullshit.
36:49You gonna start with yours?
36:51Um, how's the-
36:53Good.
36:53Made it through finals.
36:54You know, it's so weird seeing you.
36:55My mom was just asking about you.
36:57She always liked you, you know?
36:58Yeah.
37:00Um, what did she say?
37:01Oh, you know, she just asked why we stopped hanging out.
37:03Oh.
37:04What did you say?
37:05I told her you turned into an asshole.
37:06Hmm, funny.
37:07I wasn't kidding.
37:08Okay, yeah, I get it.
37:09Okay, you-
37:10You fit in, I didn't.
37:11I think you didn't want to fit in.
37:12I think you wanted to be an asshole.
37:13Easy there, Psych 101.
37:14I'm just saying, I remember, you know?
37:15Like, before.
37:16Before?
37:17Before you decided you want to get the fuck out of here.
37:19We used to laugh.
37:22A lot.
37:26Mr. Jones?
37:31Mrs. Burns?
37:34Okay, well, it was good to see you.
37:35What are you doing tonight?
37:36I know the door guy at Krabby Pete's.
37:37No idea necessary.
37:38Well, who's gonna be there?
37:40Oh, everyone you shut out during high school.
37:42Hmm, a warm room.
37:44Hard pass.
37:45Come, meet my college friends.
37:46They don't know you.
37:47Clean slate.
37:48You could, guess, have fun.
37:50Or, I could, ugh, feel miserable.
37:53Yeah, but isn't that like, you're buying?
37:56You know it.
37:58It's good to see you cracking a smile.
38:00Sardonically.
38:00Right, yeah.
38:01I'll text you.
38:01Bye!
38:14Is this how you got in?
38:18What is all this?
38:18I recreated our first milestone date.
38:21The bistro at Washu.
38:22The campus square.
38:23The snowflakes.
38:24The place that you said you were your happiest.
38:26Sorry, what is going on right now?
38:27Oh, okay, I forgot one thing.
38:28Ooh!
38:30Richie, how did you get in the house?
38:32Oh, I watched a YouTube video on how to pick locks.
38:34You can learn, like, anything on YouTube.
38:36Like, anything.
38:41Oh, shit.
38:42Shit.
38:43Just freeze.
38:57Okay.
38:58That was a good idea.
39:01Run!
39:02Oh, come on, run!
39:03What?
39:03Oh, no!
39:03Shit!
39:05Close the door!
39:06Close the door!
39:07Oh!
39:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:10I know.
39:15I present Jackie Baldwin.
39:16Hi.
39:16Hi.
39:17Take a seat.
39:18Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
39:21Oh, I've got a little taste of first class.
39:23Oh, Miss Leland.
39:24Oh, Terry.
39:26Whoa, I'm sweating.
39:27Miss Leland, would you, um...
39:28I'm sorry.
39:29Would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
39:30This is crazy.
39:32Maybe just a little squeeze.
39:35See?
39:36Jackie, this is real.
39:38I'm real.
39:38The, uh...
39:39The six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
39:41Oh, my goodness.
39:42Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
39:45Too real.
39:46I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
39:49Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
39:51Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer.
39:52A voice that cuts through the noise.
39:54A book editor gets one of those, if she's lucky.
39:56And here I am, starting with my second.
39:58You are just one signature away.
40:00I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
40:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
40:19You have a lawyer?
40:20Mm-hmm.
40:21She's close by.
40:22How close? Because I, uh...
40:23I do need to be getting back to it.
40:24She's in the hall of the lawyer rank.
40:26Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
40:28You're a quick study.
40:30Uh, I unleash hell.
40:31Mm-hmm.
40:31No punchline.
40:32You got my text.
40:33Sure did.
40:34Terry, meet hell.
40:35I'm her lawyer.
40:36And her cousin.
40:38Once removed.
40:39Oh, you might want to check your phone.
40:46Oh, I see.
40:49Looks like we both have a Google Alert for Professor Wiljohn.
40:53Okay, here it is.
40:54Buried.
40:54An NDA.
40:56Good thing I know where to look.
40:58We're not total rooms.
41:00Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
41:02I won't be a moment.
41:04The old heave-ho elevator elevator.
41:17Aaaaaah!
41:19Tough day.
41:26Takes the shine.
41:28Not the boot.
41:30Go on.
41:41Don't.
41:42You don't know what I was going to say.
41:43Enlighten me.
41:43That was bullshit.
41:44This is still my lab.
41:45I am the head scientist.
41:46Follow me.
42:05Is this...
42:05Allowed?
42:06No.
42:07Does Hilton know?
42:08No.
42:09So I guess everybody does have secrets.
42:11And now we have too.
42:13But...
42:15In the name of science.
42:17He looks happy.
42:18Is that your scientific assessment?
42:19Yeah, observation is foundational.
42:21So beyond observation, how's he doing?
42:23Strong vitals, good appetite, clean fluids, solid feces.
42:25What more could one ask for?
42:26Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing.
42:29Interesting.
42:29But not harmful.
42:30Quite the opposite.
42:31Happy, as you've observed, is accurate.
42:34Don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics.
42:36Think of him like an overbearing father with a sense of humor akin to pull my finger.
42:40There is no pleasing him, and he can only please himself.
42:44I have been told that, um...
42:46An overbearing father figure is a trigger for me.
42:48A scientist who's been to therapy.
42:49No.
42:50Since we're getting personal, I have no, um...
42:51That no problem with me, but I have been to therapy.
42:53Couples therapy.
42:55So, there you go.
42:56Mm-hmm.
42:56You are surprising.
42:58Which is...
42:59Surprising.
43:00I'll bite.
43:01I can do personal.
43:03How did it go?
43:04Okay.
43:04I'll bite back.
43:05Um...
43:06It's ongoing.
43:06Dare I say complicated.
43:07Vivian, you have no idea.
43:08Les, you got my name right.
43:09You just called me Les.
43:12Which...
43:13Please do.
43:21Is this an awful app at Union Station on Market Street?
43:24Richard?
43:24Hmm?
43:24What's the fucking plan?
43:25Gotcha.
43:26Okay.
43:28You've had a phone this whole time!
43:29Okay!
43:29Because I asked for help and you brought me a piece of fucking pie.
43:33But we have a phone.
43:33Okay, so...
43:34Here's the plan.
43:35Hit me.
43:36I, Richard Paul Ware, willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love.
43:41Fuck.
43:42For the greatest love story ever told.
43:43You will pen our story, inspiring lovers for generations to come, thereby earning a second Pulitzer.
43:49Then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people, but only in size.
43:53Not in spirit, not in heart.
43:56Happily ever after.
43:59That's...that's the plan, huh?
44:00Yeah.
44:01That's the plan.
44:01So you, uh, I just...
44:03Why, though, would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again?
44:10Richard?
44:10Well, I mean...
44:11You have no fucking plan at all.
44:12Do I have that right?
44:12Well, no.
44:13Oh, my God.
44:14Why did I think that you would have any answers?
44:16I thought you were gonna save me.
44:18Oh, my God.
44:19No, no, no, no.
44:20Les and the team are gonna solve the formula eventually like they're so close.
44:22They're like...
44:23No, no, no.
44:23Once they solve it, we can choose.
44:25Tiny bodies.
44:25Big love.
44:26Big bodies.
44:26Big love.
44:27Choose?
44:28You think I would choose this?
44:30I should've run out of battery.
44:31I should've...
44:31I should've packed the charger, but I put the pie in instead because you said it was your favorite.
44:34I'm walking away before I punch you in the fucking throat.
44:37What?
44:38Wait, should I follow you?
44:39No.
44:39The train has left the station.
44:41Okay?
44:42I'm gonna get the next train.
44:43I'm gonna get the next...
44:43No.
44:44It's the end of the line, Richard.
44:45All right.
44:46And the end of the metaphor, okay?
44:47All right.
44:48Do not fucking quote Shakespeare.
44:51Lindy?
44:53Fifteen years of silence.
44:54Not 15 years of silence, but 15 years of silence.
44:58And now my dream, my imprint, my publishing imprint.
45:01Harry Leyland Publishing.
45:03Simple, elegant, dignified.
45:06Sipping through my manicure fingers.
45:09Does she care?
45:10No.
45:11Does she demand more?
45:12Yes.
45:13Are we still friends?
45:15I don't know.
45:19You help her.
45:22Who helps you?
45:25Me.
45:28Transactional relationships are unsustainable.
45:33And lonely.
45:38You are good people.
45:40I know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that.
45:44More opinions that don't equal truth.
45:48You are so wise.
45:57You got me in a twist.
46:00I like that.
46:02A lot.
46:11May I ask?
46:12Are you married?
46:14You may.
46:17Oh.
46:19Are you married?
46:20In a way.
46:20Is he, or she, he, he, is he...
46:23Alive?
46:24In a way.
46:25Oh.
46:25We're starting with alive.
46:26Isn't the term alive binary in its nature?
46:28A living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain characteristics that differentiates
46:32it from non-living matter.
46:33In a way, my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter.
46:36May I ask?
46:37No.
46:37We're done here.
46:38But it felt good to share.
46:40Oh no.
46:41What?
46:41I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure.
46:43Seizure?
46:44What?
46:44She could die.
46:45Okay.
46:46I can't lose her.
46:46Her?
46:47I'm sorry.
46:48Him.
46:48Are you okay?
46:49Yes.
46:49I just left the fucking cat.
46:50Okay.
46:51The seizure has stopped.
46:52His heart rate is back to normal.
46:53Okay.
46:53Good.
46:54My heart is racing.
46:58Your pulse is excessively high.
46:59The wrist, excessively sweaty.
47:03Nothing can happen to that cat.
47:05Okay?
47:05Mr. Magoo is fine.
47:06I'm more worried about you.
47:08I appreciate your concern.
47:09I am.
47:10Go.
47:11Excuse me.
47:16Oh, come on.
47:17Where is she?
47:19Oh, come on.
47:21Where is she?
47:21Where is she?
47:22Where is she?
47:23Come on.
47:29I'm utterly alone.
47:42I was just looking for you.
47:43Why?
47:44I wanted to tell you how much I loved your speech.
47:47What are your notes, professor?
47:49No notes.
47:49Very efficient use of your words.
47:51Yeah, sure.
47:51Right.
47:52Fishing again.
47:53Listen, I know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation, but I wondered if
47:56you and I could go get milkshakes at Mandy's.
48:00I'm not ten.
48:02Yeah.
48:03I know.
48:03I just thought it would be, you know.
48:05Nostalgic?
48:06Yeah.
48:07You busted me.
48:07I'm so uncool.
48:09So...
48:10It's ice cream.
48:11What do you think?
48:12Okay.
48:12I can't.
48:13I'm leaving.
48:15For where?
48:16College.
48:16It's June.
48:17College starts in the fall.
48:18Didn't dad tell you?
48:19He got me like some internship or observation, whatever thing?
48:23Uh...
48:24No.
48:25No, dad did not.
48:26Dad did not what?
48:27Lulu's summer plans?
48:29I didn't tell you?
48:30No.
48:30Well, it was very last minute.
48:31Um, I thought I told you.
48:33Sorry.
48:39Where are you going?
48:42Didn't I tell you?
48:48You're the second person today, drowning sorrows in a milkshake.
48:51Oh, yeah?
48:52Huh.
48:53Was it another mother?
48:57It was me.
49:00How are you sad, Ever?
49:02I asked you the same thing, but I brought your work.
49:04And I mean that with all respect.
49:06And head to chest.
49:08Do I know you?
49:09No.
49:09No, no.
49:10I know you.
49:12And I love you.
49:13In full transparency, I work at the lab with your husband.
49:16Oh.
49:17Well.
49:19Too bad.
49:22Yeah.
49:27You know...
49:30I would be remiss if I didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much I admire and adore you.
49:35No.
49:36No.
49:36But no, look.
49:37Your ability to capture the weight, the burden of the mother's complicated emotional relationship,
49:41not only with the daughter, but with herself.
49:43Come on.
49:43That is a masterclass.
49:44It is a masterclass in dimension and in heartbreak.
49:47And in a lesser right of hand, it could come across as cartoonish, sure, salacious, but...
49:51I was...
49:51I am.
49:52You know, it stays with you.
49:53And deeply moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her.
49:59It is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help.
50:05I just wanted to give that daughter a...
50:08Hug.
50:09It's reductive, I know, but it's true.
50:15I could really use a hug.
50:17This might be overstepping, but I would be happy to provide one.
50:22Okay.
50:38Is this okay?
50:39That's perfect.
50:43Your mom's here.
50:44Yeah, okay.
50:44Thank you, Barb.
50:47I should...
50:48I should go.
50:49Okay.
50:52She doesn't like to drive at night.
50:53The sun's out.
50:54It's setting.
51:06I am alone.
51:08We're all alone.
51:20Ow.
51:21Oh, this is bullshit.
51:35Boy.
51:35Fuck!
51:37Easy.
51:37Gets you down.
51:37Here.
51:45Sorry.
51:45Ted perhaps is to fall asleep.
51:49No idea.
51:49Oh, no, no, no.
51:50Oh, no, no.uri
52:01What are you doing?
52:02I'm going home.
52:03Because of the showdown at high noon over Burgers?
52:05In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
52:06Great galloping god, what are you not getting here?
52:09Okay, there is a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the money.
52:13Fine, whatever, he started it.
52:14That's adult.
52:15I have to go home, Martin.
52:16Okay, you know what?
52:16Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet.
52:18This does not look good.
52:19Oh, fuck him!
52:20F-him!
52:21F-me!
52:21F-everyone!
52:22Okay, you know what?
52:23You are tying your own shoelaces!
52:23Tell him it's a family emergency!
52:25What?
52:25Is it?
52:25Yes!
52:26People could be dead!
52:26What people?
52:27People!
52:27Who?
52:28What?
52:28People!
52:37Do we like that guy?
52:38We might.
52:39Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit?
52:41You know, I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake bacon and shit.
52:45Not yet.
52:46He's not, not useful.
52:48Okay, it's your call.
52:50Until it isn't.
52:51That's not what we discussed.
52:53As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
52:57it comes to the talent.
52:59The talent, sure.
53:02But, like I say, poke.
53:05You can't help yourself, can you?
53:07Neither can you.
53:10Poke, poke.
53:11Don't.
53:12Poke, poke.
53:14Do not.
53:17What?
53:18I'm not touching you.
53:19Oh, you're gonna go?
53:20Oh, really?
53:20Okay.
53:20Well, that's childish.
53:23Oh, God.
53:23Not now, Nils.
53:25No time for questions.
53:26No time for comments.
53:27No problem.
53:29I'm going to something bigger.
53:29Oh, yeah?
53:30Bigger than me on the story.
53:31Not anymore.
53:32What?
53:34Whatever.
53:35I gotta go.
53:45I'm not failing.
53:47We're here.
53:47Look, we're walking through the doors.
53:48It's gonna be fun.
53:49It's gonna be great.
53:50You said you were coming earlier.
53:51What happened?
53:51This is earlier.
53:52Wear a damn watch.
53:55What's up?
53:55Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
53:57We go way back.
53:58Lulu, Mike.
53:59Hey, go find me when you get a break, okay?
54:00Anything for you, boss.
54:02Wow.
54:04You got ID?
54:06What?
54:06ID!
54:07Yeah, I, I, it's...
54:08I'm just kidding.
54:08You look 21 to me.
54:14Hit right?
54:15I hate him.
54:37I will save myself.
54:43Come on, fucker!
54:44Come on, fucker!
55:16This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
55:18It's over now.
55:27I can't believe it.
55:33Mic drop.
55:34Mic drop.
55:35You did the thing at graduation, right?
55:37Yeah.
55:38The mic drop?
55:38Mic drop.
55:39Yeah, that was me.
55:40My grandma hated your speech.
55:42And I hate my grandma, so thank you.
55:44Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
55:45It's her.
55:46It's Mic drop.
55:47Mic drop.
55:48See?
55:49No one cares.
55:50Fun, right?
55:51Sure.
55:52Are you at Forest Park?
55:53No.
55:53Are you kidding?
55:54Just a question.
55:55Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
55:57Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote,
55:59My Brain Ghost Starts With Black?
56:01That's your mom?
56:01We read it in class.
56:04Your mom's childhood.
56:05The dinner table.
56:06Wow.
56:06The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
56:09There's a lot of truth in fiction.
56:10Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
56:13What the fuck kind of question is that?
56:14It's so defensive, not tracks.
56:16Hey, mic drop.
56:17Hey.
56:17What?
56:18Shots.
56:18No.
56:18Shots.
56:19Lulu.
56:19Lulu.
56:19Let's go.
56:20She...
56:20Please don't.
56:21No, it's not.
56:21It's fine.
56:22We're doing shots with mic drop.
56:35You look, uh...
56:36Filthy.
56:37I was going to say strong.
56:38So that's my phone.
56:40I'm impressed.
56:41That?
56:42Well, I hoped you would be.
56:43I'm driving.
56:44You're what?
56:45Wait, wait.
56:46We're leaving?
56:46Yeah.
56:47We'll come back and loot the place.
56:50Where are we going?
56:52Into the sunset, Richie.
56:53It's the dawn of a new day.
56:58I'm a little worried.
56:59MSU, what are you talking about?
57:00Oh, we need to get you some water.
57:02What it was done was just stuff in the lakes.
57:03Okay.
57:03Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
57:07Funny.
57:08She's drunk.
57:09Steph, I'm going to go.
57:10I'll see you after the New Year.
57:11Okay.
57:14What the fuck?
57:18Psycho?
57:19Let's go.
57:22My God, why?
57:23Oh, my God, why?
57:24What is wrong with you?
57:25I'm sorry.
57:26I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
57:27You're acting like a bitch.
57:28Me?
57:29I'm a bitch?
57:30I think you overreacted.
57:31I get it.
57:32Your mom's a trigger, but...
57:32Wait, wait, though.
57:33Is that, like, your professional opinion?
57:35Wow.
57:36Huh.
57:37Okay, look.
57:37You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
57:40Okay?
57:41I'm just being real.
57:44Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
57:46No, um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
57:50Hmm, yeah.
57:51Uh, well, you might want to read it.
57:52Oh?
57:53Why?
57:55Because you're just like her.
57:58Mic drop in.
58:06Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
58:08Don't be a dick.
58:09Okay.
58:10Word to the dipshit.
58:11I don't give a fuck who likes me.
58:13Uh, bullshit.
58:15Fact.
58:15No, you care too much.
58:17And it's showing.
58:36Liz!
58:36Mom?
58:37What are you doing here?
58:37What are you doing here?
58:38I live here.
58:39Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
58:40I'm here to cat-sit.
58:41Where is Mr. Magoo?
58:42No, Mom, stop!
58:43Put everything down.
58:45Put it down.
58:46Well, I'm almost done.
58:48Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
58:49I don't care.
58:49I don't care.
58:50Just leave it.
58:51Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
58:54End it.
58:55Liz.
58:58I just cleaned that up.
59:00Here, let me...
59:01No, no, please!
59:01Just don't.
59:02Please.
59:02Just stay where you are.
59:03Do not move!
59:11Stay.
59:20Mindy?
59:21Mindy, where are you?
59:30Oh, fuck!
59:33Hey!
59:33Oh, fuck!