00:00I know who he gets to the ballpark.
00:02The ladies.
00:03The ladies out there throwing them panties on the field.
00:06And panty-wearing kind.
00:07That's a panty-wearing right there, boy.
00:08Get the drawers off.
00:10Yes.
00:10Oh, yeah, he does bring them out.
00:12Barbie night will be loaded with single moms.
00:15That's a promotion.
00:16You were talking about all those promotions.
00:18Tyler, they got down there.
00:20They got Faith and Family night.
00:22They got Dog night.
00:23They should have a Victoria's Secret night.
00:24They should have a night where ladies bring your panties.
00:29If you don't feel comfortable with your panties, we'll have some panties at the door.
00:34Lingerie night.
00:35Lingerie, panty night.
00:36Jeremy Pena comes out.
00:38Everybody throwing drawers on the field.
00:40On the field?
00:41Throw them all.
00:41Like at a concert with the bras?
00:43Hey, we're not stopping you.
00:45If you want to take your own panties off.
00:47Shimmy them down.
00:48Shimmy them down.
00:49Throw them on the field.
00:50The problem is.
00:50Panty night.
00:51And then we get them guys coming around.
00:52You know, it's some nasty people on the grounds crew smelling some of them.
00:56But we can go up there and pick them up.
00:58You can pick them up.
00:58But throw them panties on the field night.
01:00You're on to something.
01:01I'm telling you.
01:02You got two sets of clippers and now smelling panties is nasty?
01:05It's a panty dropper.
01:06I'm just saying.
01:07I'm just saying.
01:08You're on to something.
01:08We got some ground.
01:09You think all of them grounds crew members would just be scooping them up and nobody would
01:13catch a smell?
01:13I think they'd scoop a handful of them.
01:16They got into taking care of bushes long before this, you know.
01:20Here's the deal, T.
01:23Bad thing about that?
01:24Gloria, don't you throw your panties on that field.
01:26Yeah, there ain't no doubt.
01:27Linda, kick them drawers, man.
01:29Yeah.
01:29Oh, granny going there with a ponytail.
01:31There'll be so many different variations.
01:33Thongs, granny panties.
01:36Bregman's gone.
01:37So, I think my wife's panties will probably stay on.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Bregman, I'm going to tell you.
01:42You're crazy if there ain't going to be no briefs on the field.
01:44I'm going to tell you, Bregman would have a whole lot of panties thrown at him with
01:49an S on the tag.
01:51Oh, Sterner on the tag.
01:52Sterner women love some Bregman.
01:54He loves some Bregman.
01:55Let J.J. Watt throw out a first pitch.
01:57Boy, I got a couple cousins that might throw their whole panty drawer at him.
02:02There's a...
02:03They have to announce it.
02:04Tonight, January 23rd, is panty night.
02:08I love panty night at the Dyken.
02:13Jeremy Pena, when he comes up for his first at-bat, he'll lead off the game and will also
02:16lead off with panties on the field.
02:19You know how many...
02:20You know...
02:20Every one of them tickets will be bought up by dudes.
02:25There's some pair of thieves on the field.
02:27They'd have panty nights.
02:29The dudes would be buying the tickets trying to see what goes down.
02:31It's messing up for everybody.
02:33There's a ball that's inside 1-0.
02:35Looks like a Victoria's Secret.
02:37A big thong over there in the corner over there down by the third base line.
02:42Some nice lace on the field this evening.
02:44There's a short delay in action here while the panties are fixed off the right field line.
02:48And they're continuing to come from the Crawford boxes.
02:52And look out to the left fielder as the panties are flying all over the field.
02:58That's not a beach ball.
03:00How about those big monsters over there?
03:02That is not a beach ball.
03:03That is a big set of draws.
03:05Look at them bloomers coming out of there.
03:07If the Dyken crowd sounds a little more high-pitched.
03:10Are you crazy?
03:10That would go off.
03:11National panty night?
03:12Oh, that'd be a good throw.
03:14Coming from the mezzanine level.
03:16The old club seats.
03:18I'll roll it here.
03:21Before the game, Jeremy Pena is out there taking pictures with a lot of the ladies with
03:26their panties.
03:26You ever see Chris Brown before concerts?
03:28Jeremy Pena is taking those nasty-ass Chris Brown photos with all the women with their panties
03:34just holding them up.
03:36They haven't thrown them on the field yet.
03:37Is that what Chris Brown does?
03:38I ain't seen that.
03:38You ain't ever seen Chris Brown?
03:40Chris Brown.
03:41Go look at Chris Brown photos before his concerts.
03:43He's making like $1,500 a pop.
03:47My barber told me.
03:48He said, man, they in the line.
03:48He said they was here in Houston, $1,500 a pop, and you can take any kind of pose.
03:53So he'll have them doggie.
03:55He'll have them jumped up, hugged up.
03:56I mean, it is.
03:58You ain't never seen that?
03:59No, I ain't seen that.
03:59I'm telling you, Jeremy Pena can roll it.
04:03That is great.
04:04What you got coming up?
04:04Boy, I don't know.
04:05I just hope my daughter doesn't ever end up in one of them pictures.
04:08Neither one of them.
04:09Goodness gracious, sexual love.
04:11Paying money to get in a position with somebody.
04:14It's crazy.
04:15I'd really just do it for free, baby.
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