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Lunch-Time Confessions brings some family drama as Lopez may be ditching Figgy and Reggie for time with his granddaughter
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00:00You guys, you guys, I mean, it's a given.
00:01You guys know.
00:03I mean, you don't even think about it.
00:04You know how much I love you, too.
00:07Going to get to the confession, man.
00:08We're about to light your ass up.
00:10Look at him trying to butter us up.
00:11Go ahead.
00:11We're about to light your ass up.
00:13Go ahead.
00:13That's how you know somebody's about to hit you with you.
00:15You know I love you, right?
00:17Have I ever told you how much I like your sense of style?
00:19Go on and get it out, man.
00:21I'll make it a question.
00:21Do you guys know how much I love you?
00:23No.
00:24I bet.
00:26Go ahead and show me how much.
00:27Go ahead, man.
00:28Get it out.
00:28Show me how much.
00:30This really hurts me more than it hurts you.
00:32Oh, you jerk.
00:32I can't believe it.
00:33It really does.
00:34Like, to my core, it hurts me.
00:38Y'all remember when we were talking about the barbecue cook-off?
00:41Yes.
00:41Yeah.
00:42On the air.
00:42I haven't stopped thinking about it.
00:44I brought it up last year.
00:45Oh, yeah, you did.
00:46Because I went on Saturday.
00:48I like to go in the afternoon because I know a lot of the pit masters, you know,
00:52just from, you know, OG sauce and being in that game a little bit.
00:56And, you know, it was incredible.
00:59The afternoon is the time to go.
01:00You get in these tents, you get the food, you get all.
01:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:03Why are you looking at me like that?
01:04No, I love all the things you're saying.
01:06I would love to be able to partake in this.
01:08I've been looking forward to the possibility of doing this.
01:09By the way, I think on this very segment, I brought it up.
01:13Yes.
01:13That I wanted to go with you.
01:15Me and Reggie wanted to go with you next year.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Which is starting tomorrow.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Like, yo, we're going to pull up at your house.
01:23We're going with you.
01:24Yeah, and I was ready.
01:25I said it on these airways.
01:26So, all the millions of listeners can hear.
01:29And what did I say?
01:29Hell, yeah.
01:30Let's do it.
01:31It's going to be a blast.
01:31It's the best time to go.
01:32Then what happened?
01:33To the point, even on my vacation in Costa Rica, I was texting some pitmasters that I know.
01:42Look at this dude, man.
01:42I was texting some pitmas, like, hey, want to see about running by there?
01:48Oh, I got you $20.
01:48It's at the house.
01:50No, no, but I did.
01:51I went to the ATM, and I got it.
01:53It's at the house.
01:54Go ahead and get to it, man.
01:55It's right there, right next to the stove.
01:57I see it.
01:58So, I'll get to it.
02:01I can't go.
02:01You jerk.
02:02I can't.
02:03You jerk.
02:04I can't take you guys this year.
02:05All right, cool.
02:05What about us?
02:06I can't take you guys this year.
02:08My man canceled the whole reservation because he couldn't go.
02:12So, hear me out on this.
02:14This is one of those things that completely, I mean, there's nothing you can do.
02:19You know, first of all, I want you to look at that face.
02:23No, don't be.
02:23Look at that face right there.
02:25All right, so if you were just listening.
02:27That's a beautiful face right there.
02:28That's gorgeous.
02:29Figgy is, sorry.
02:30That's a cutie pie right there.
02:31John is showing us a picture of his daughter as he hides behind his granddaughter.
02:35He's hiding behind his granddaughter right now.
02:38The cuteness of a three-year-old or four-year-old at this point.
02:40My granddaughter has been asking about going fishing with Hoppaw for more than a month.
02:48Hoppaw.
02:48And we go fishing.
02:49I said, well, the weather's, you know, whatever.
02:51Just a month?
02:52More than a month.
02:52Figgy, when did you talk about this?
02:54Was that two months ago?
02:55In June.
02:56I think I might have brought it up in June, man.
02:59Okay.
02:59How many months is that, Lopez?
03:00I'm not really good at math.
03:01I said, let me get this out early.
03:05Because I don't want to be that person, last minute, I'm hitting you up for tickets.
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:09I'm like, let me get this out early.
03:10And I was all in.
03:11But my beautiful granddaughter finally is going to be able to go fishing with Hoppaw this weekend.
03:18All right, just say fishing, man.
03:20FCC purposes.
03:21You know what he's doing right now.
03:23He's trying to hide behind cuteness to make it seem like he's not being a jerk right now.
03:27And so I've got to take her.
03:29I've got to take her down there.
03:31No, you don't, man.
03:32This is the only week they got fishing, huh?
03:34But the weather is perfect.
03:3570 degrees, light winds.
03:37The weather, as you know, has been horrible for more than a month.
03:41And I was out of town.
03:42And so she keeps asking him.
03:44So you got to go ahead.
03:46She's poor.
03:46She's going to forget.
03:47Man, let me talk to her.
03:49Let me talk to her.
03:50That sounds like a threat.
03:52That's not.
03:52I ain't going to do nothing.
03:54Hey, little Natalie.
03:55So y'all are actually like.
03:58Yes.
03:58Let's go fishing in two weeks, all right?
04:01Hoppaw going to take you fishing in two weeks, all right?
04:04And you want some candy?
04:05I'll get you some candy, too.
04:07Wow.
04:08He's doing that.
04:08I'll get you some candy.
04:09She will be fine with that.
04:11She's still at the age where you can say tomorrow and then they just don't know what that means.
04:15That's right.
04:16Just know tomorrow.
04:17Yeah, you ain't got to keep your word with her.
04:19I really feel horrible.
04:20No, you don't.
04:21I really do.
04:22Dog, I can't believe this, man.
04:23I ain't even got no damn confession for today.
04:26We could just stay on this.
04:28I'm so pissed off, man.
04:29I am, too.
04:30I was just telling my wife yesterday because she had something planned for Saturday.
04:36Yeah.
04:36I'm like, nah, baby.
04:37I can't go.
04:38Yeah.
04:38I got a work event I got to go to with Lopez and Reggie.
04:41Yeah.
04:41And no, you can't come.
04:43It's just us three.
04:44It's a work event.
04:45It would have been a blast.
04:46Oh, man.
04:47It would have been a blast.
04:48Man, how you going to cast the whole resume?
04:50You could at least pass the torch.
04:51It's my great.
04:52Did you see her face?
04:53Hey, Fig.
04:54What did Lopez try and call us for over a year?
04:57Didn't he try and call us his black sons?
04:59Yes.
05:01I'm not feeling the fatherly love right now.
05:03I'm feeling no love.
05:05Yeah, not at all.
05:05Why don't he want me, man, is how I feel right now.
05:08Yeah, I would have been like, yo, let me hit up Pinkertons.
05:11Let me hit up Ronnie Killen.
05:13And that's it.
05:14Hey, yo, here, get in touch with him.
05:16He going to look out for you.
05:17Dude, he didn't set the table for us.
05:19He didn't throw no alley-oops.
05:20It's not like I can't be there.
05:22But I made it so that just go talk to so-and-so.
05:25But the thing is, they're going to take care of you.
05:27He said, no cook-off for nobody.
05:29This is like the access from my friends.
05:30No ribs.
05:31No ribs.
05:32No champagne.
05:33You can't eat nothing.
05:35I was texting Tyler Gurney.
05:37He's a champion in the rodeo.
05:39And look, now there's more people that we can't see.
05:41Now you're about to rather off every name in the book that we can't link up with.
05:46But it's just, okay, I want the grandparents in the audience to weigh in.
05:52Like, I've been doing it.
05:54We're trying to get her down there.
05:55She's been begging.
05:56Finally can go.
05:57She asked me this week, you know, about going, finally going, you know, fishing with me.
06:03Take, go out on the boat real fast.
06:05How long is fishing season?
06:07Year-round, pretty much.
06:09Interesting.
06:10Except for this weekend.
06:11Honestly, I would be more okay if Lopez went and took more days off later on during the week to
06:18go fishing.
06:19Because it's the thing.
06:20There are other days that you can go fishing.
06:22There will be other days that are perfect.
06:24Listen, there is one day to have the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo world-famous cook-off.
06:32There's one.
06:33Yes.
06:33There's one.
06:35And you were like, sorry, have to.
06:37Yeah, no, I see you 832.
06:39We are getting treated like the red-headed stepchildren.
06:41That's what's happening right now.
06:43The thing is, we got to wait until next year.
06:45We got to wait until 2027.
06:47I don't even know if I'm going to be alive in 2027, man.
06:50Facts.
06:51Are you okay playing for 2027 right now?
06:53Y'all are throwing a four-year-old, just under four-year-old, beautiful little girl under the butt.
06:58She ain't even four yet?
06:59Not quite.
06:59She only have a four complete years.
07:01This ain't even got nothing to do with her.
07:03Yes, it does.
07:03It's with you, buddy.
07:05What am I supposed to do?
07:07Say no like the 832 says, John, I have a four-year-old daughter I could have lined up.
07:13And if she says she wants to come over that day, all things are off.
07:16But see, if it was a Bite Me podcast event, he'd be like, nah, I can't do it.
07:22No, I would not.
07:23Not with her.
07:24He'd be like, nope.
07:25Not with my grandkids.
07:26If we was out there talking fishing, that brother cut everybody off for that.
07:31I love this.
07:32You need to boycott the podcast for at least a day, man.
07:36I love what's happened here is that we've created factions from the 832.
07:38I hope it rains and you catch no fish.
07:41It better storm.
07:42Again, you're taking over a little beautiful little granddaughter.
07:45See, it didn't have to be an us versus her situation.
07:48You created this.
07:49You bailed out.
07:50You created this.
07:52Yeah, man.
07:52No, I'm pissed off, man.
07:54I can't believe this.
07:56See, if there was a day we could make this up, I'd be like, it's cool.
07:59There isn't.
08:00There is no other day to do this.
08:01That's what sucks about it, right?
08:03Yes.
08:03It's not like you could go next week or anything like that.
08:06And that's why I said I feel really, really horrible.
08:08Yeah, look, not only are you, see, this is the thing, is now we have to be, in all reality,
08:15we have to be honest with ourselves.
08:16You're not just taking away an experience from me and Figgy, who you purport to love.
08:20From the 713, guess I have to adjust my expectations for Monday, was hoping to be highly entertained
08:24with cook-off stories.
08:26Oh, well, I guess I'll just settle for more Texas talk.
08:28See, you're taking away experiences from the people.
08:32Yeah, if y'all support me and Reggie on this, do me a favor, and I don't want to get
08:37in
08:37trouble with Parker or anything, but don't listen to Sports Radio 16 on Thursday.
08:43Thursday, what is it, 4 to 6?
08:45Nah, you can't say that.
08:46Don't listen to Sports Radio 16.
08:48You can't say that.
08:50Or at least just 4 to 5.
08:524 to 5, don't listen to the first hour.
08:54You can't say that.
08:55Yeah, you got to help us out.
08:57It's a great show.
08:58Stand with us on that one.
08:59It's a great show.
09:00Yeah, just stand with us.
09:01Just boycott one hour on Thursday, 4 a.m. to 5 a.m.
09:07Don't do that.
09:07Don't listen to us.
09:08Support us.
09:09I'm telling you, my heart bleeds for you guys.
09:12No, I don't.
09:12It really does.
09:13You're right.
09:14I mean, she just came up and like, please, hop on.
09:18What am I supposed to do?
09:19She's been saying it for a month.
09:20And this is the first weekend she can go.
09:23Oh, get out of here, man.
09:24So the absolute first weekend, huh?
09:26Yes.
09:27You're not willing to make any adjustments for the people who your heart bleeds for?
09:31You know, part of me feels like y'all are legitimately.
09:34Yes.
09:35What gave you the idea?
09:37Like, this is legitimately cutting a swath through our heart.
09:40Look, I mentioned this back in May.
09:42You said June, and now it's May.
09:44I think it was spring training when I mentioned this, man.
09:47I'm like, yo.
09:48I'm like, let me get ahead of this.
09:50Because I know a lot of people hit people up last minute about tickets and all this other stuff.
09:55Let me get ahead of it.
09:56I just want to roll with you.
09:57My heart was in the right place.
09:58I was texting dudes.
09:59I was trying to figure stuff out.
10:00But what are you going to do?
10:02I'm not going to lie.
10:03I was already thinking of what gift do I get for John Lopez to appreciate him taking us around
10:08and allowing us to ride his coattails at this cook-off.
10:12And now, look, I got another favor for everybody, man.
10:15Do me a favor and just go to ogsauce.com.
10:18Just write a bad review on it.
10:20No!
10:21Whoa, you can't do that either!
10:23Just write a couple bad reviews on there.
10:24What is wrong with you?
10:25In supporting me and Reggie.
10:27Let me fix this, all right?
10:29I don't think you can.
10:30Because I think I can.
10:32There's one way you can fix it.
10:33Yeah, you got to go Michael Jordan.
10:34You got to go bleep them kids.
10:36We've got thousands, tens, hundreds of thousands of people listening to us.
10:42We need wristbands for Figgy.
10:43It's not the wristbands.
10:45I can pay for the wristbands.
10:46We need somebody with all the connections.
10:48I can't pay for it.
10:50Oh, okay.
10:50This is what you got to do, man.
10:52You got to call up Pinkerton.
10:53Mm-hmm.
10:54Like, you're...
10:55I got my boys right here.
10:57I can't make it.
10:58I wish I could make it, but my boy's going to come in.
11:01Figgy, he's the best at shooting content and all that stuff, man.
11:05Let them come through and check you out.
11:07And then you got to call Ronnie, like, Ronnie Killing.
11:09Yo, what's up, man?
11:10Let my boys come through.
11:11I can't make it.
11:12Just look out for them one time.
11:14I will do that.
11:15I will do that here in this next break.
11:17I'll see what I can do.
11:18But I know we have listeners that have those private wristbands.
11:22Yeah.
11:22You got to take care of my guys.
11:23You got to take care of my...
11:24That way, it's a win-win for everyone.
11:26Look at you telling people to do your light work.
11:28Y'all tear it here.
11:29I just want you...
11:30One message.
11:31Can you pass on one message for me, John?
11:33Yes.
11:33I want you to tell Natalie that Rosie is very mad with Hop-Hop.
11:36She even loves you.
11:38She calls you Rosie.
11:39I know.
11:39I know.
11:40And look at that.
11:41You just...
11:42Yeah, Rosie's going to give her some candy.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Just wait one more week.
11:49Granddaughter first.
11:50Tell those whiny babies to hush up.
11:52How about that?
11:53Hey, you can bleep off.
11:55That's right, man.
11:56He not even on.
11:57The computer not even on.
11:58Yeah.
11:58Tell him or her to bleep off.
12:00It's a blank screen.
12:02Yeah, man.
12:02I don't see them.
12:03I think he's out here saying, put bad reviews.
12:10If Lopez comes through with us, write all good reviews.
12:13I take all that back.
12:14All right.
12:15Somebody said, tell OG to just adopt the Nick-isms when fans are disappointed.
12:20Process over results.
12:22Yeah, man.
12:23This is real nasty business.
12:24People are writing reviews on the tech board.
12:27OG sauce.
12:28Walmart barbecue sauce is better.
12:34Oh, man.
12:34All right.
12:35We appreciate you rocking with us.
12:36Only the ones that are side with me and Figgy.
12:38The rest of y'all, you can go die here.
12:41Go hang with y'all granddaughters.
12:42Don't worry about this granddaughter over here.
12:45Yeah.
12:46All right.
12:46You're in the loop here on Sports Radio 610.
12:48Somebody said, oh, all right.
12:49I'm not doing that.
12:51Coming up next, I don't know if we can trust this judge.
12:54We might have to change this segment.
12:56Yeah, we might need to change it.
12:57I'll say it.
12:58I'll say it.
12:58I don't care.
12:59If y'all were white, Lopez would have taken you.
13:01Look, I'm not saying.
13:02All I can say right now is that we currently are black men and he is not taking the cook
13:07off.
13:07That's all I can say.
13:08I cannot extrapolate further.
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