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00:16A girls football team, you say?
00:19Yeah, we're in the squad. To raise money for the strips. Kits and boots and that.
00:24£2 a ticket? That's a bit pricey, isn't it?
00:27We're only doing a hundred. The prize is dead good.
00:30Eight week in Marbella.
00:33I don't usually do raffles. I gave a wonk lottery years back. Never won a penny.
00:38The lottery's for mugs. Got a brilliant chance of winning there.
00:41Yeah, get a few tickets, you're bound to win something.
00:44Oh, I don't know.
00:44Draws at lunchtime. Mr Rimmer's dubbing it.
00:48It's your last chance we won't be down the street again.
00:51Go on. I'll have five tickets. I'll just get me purse.
01:12I'm up to 23 now. What?
01:15Things I could be doing if I wasn't sitting here with you.
01:19You think these sessions are a waste of your time?
01:23I've got over 500 kids to look after and educate.
01:27If I wasn't fit, I couldn't do it.
01:29And having to go back to the same place every day.
01:46Why do you blame yourself?
01:54Because I just piled in. I didn't stop. I didn't know he had a knife.
02:06And now there's no Izzy. Because of me.
02:19After dragging me to these psycho sessions, me spilling my guts to Nurse Ratched, you're
02:24going to bail on me.
02:25There's only a course.
02:28You know, I don't have to go if you need me here.
02:31No.
02:32It'll be good for your continued professional development.
02:35I'll do it next year.
02:36You're going.
02:38End of.
02:44Why does it have to be a flaming residential course tonight?
02:49I'll call you.
02:50Every five minutes.
02:53You'd better.
02:55Especially since I've planned a rather special weekend away.
03:02Now that is definitely worth coming home for.
03:04Five star all the way. No expense spared.
03:08I've never been to Paris.
03:28I've never been to Paris.
03:31I've never been to Paris.
03:34I've never been to Paris.
03:35I've never been to Paris.
03:35I've never been to Paris.
03:35I've never been to Paris.
03:35I've never been to Paris.
03:35I've never been to Paris.
03:36I've never been to Paris.
03:37I've never been to Paris.
03:37I've never been to Paris.
03:38I've never been to Paris.
03:38I've never been to Paris.
03:39I've never been to Paris.
03:40I've never been to Paris.
03:41I've never been to Paris.
03:41I've never been to Paris.
03:41I've never been to Paris.
03:44I've never been to Paris.
03:46I've never been to Paris.
03:47I've never been to Paris.
03:48I've never been to Paris.
03:50I've never been to Paris.
03:53I've never been to Paris.
03:56Right.
03:57OK, girls.
03:58We'll see you at lunchtime.
03:59No excuses.
04:01Celia's lot have been busy fundraising for the team.
04:04Janice tells me they've washed over a hundred cars.
04:07Still, they could've spent the time getting more prepared for tonight.
04:11There's always lunchtime, eh?
04:13Look, the budget's been a nightmare this year, you know that.
04:16Anyway, be good for them.
04:17Show a bit of initiative.
04:18Well, maybe you could flog that bravery award they give you, like the 66 World Cup squad.
04:22Might get a few quid for that.
04:27Good practice.
04:28Yeah, it was alright.
04:31Listen, babes, er, I ain't coming in today.
04:34Dante, you can't just go bunking out.
04:36Look, it's for a good cause, yeah?
04:39I'll text you.
04:40Tom's gonna go mad.
04:42Let him.
04:44Dante!
04:49I so want this part.
04:51Look.
04:53He's not mad.
04:53You need to chill out.
04:54If you get too nervous, your vocal cords constrict and you can actually damage your voice.
04:58Thanks for the advice.
05:00I bet if you were up for lead, you wouldn't bat an eyelid.
05:02No.
05:03Oh, go for it then.
05:05Well, I've missed the auditions now.
05:07Oh, too scared?
05:08No.
05:09If I want the part then I'll, er, go and get it.
05:12Okay.
05:14Okay.
05:15I will.
05:16I'll, er, talk to Wilde at break.
05:19Dante's still maximising his educational potential.
05:21I don't know what he's up to.
05:23We've got a girlfriend for all I know.
05:26You up for, er, conjugating a few more French verbs after the match?
05:30Er, should we just leave it?
05:32Well, after one lesson.
05:35Yeah, I, I don't know.
05:36Just do it, Claire.
05:42Okay.
05:47When she arrives, I'm gonna be busy all morning, so.
05:50So, what's this advisor poking her nose in for?
05:52What, school improvements?
05:54She wants to know how we're spending our excellence in City's funding.
05:58So, how are we spending it?
06:01It was all sorted out before you came here.
06:04But it is really helping our gifted and talented programme.
06:10Listen, Eddie, I'd really appreciate it if you could keep an eye on things this morning.
06:17Jack, is there anything I can do to lighten your load?
06:21What?
06:21You're teaching.
06:22One morning.
06:24Yeah.
06:32Hiya, Bridget.
06:34Is she here yet?
06:35No, I don't think so.
06:38Listen, erm, if she asked you about the new intake, you could just say it was all sorted out before
06:44you got here, yeah?
06:45Go, go, go!
06:46Gotcha!
06:47Yeah!
07:14Your dad, when your father was on the road, make yourself св
07:16Morning.
07:17Morning.
07:19See why Jack wants to lock himself away all day, Johnny.
07:22Oh, put your tongue away, Eddie.
07:25You look like schnorbits.
07:44Giant! Giant! Giant!
07:47Can we touch your place tonight, guys?
07:49Not if you don't stop your noise.
07:50I'll see you, Jimmy.
07:51Oh, who are you? Who are you? Who are ya?
07:54Who are ya? Who are ya?
07:58Who are ya?
08:01Alright, you look like this.
08:02What, fire dog?
08:03No.
08:06What? For saying who are ya?
08:08Who are ya? Who are ya?
08:10Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?
08:13Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?
08:14Right! All of us, under school detention, 3.15, today.
08:19Aww!
08:22You've got to go for 24 hours notice, Miss.
08:25That rule only applies to year 7 to 11.
08:28I can detain sixth formers whenever I want.
08:30We've got a football match after school, we ain't doing it.
08:32That's another school rule you're not aware of.
08:34Detentions take precedence over sports fixtures.
08:44Nice, yeah? Really nice.
08:54Friend and wife's really going to like this place.
09:01Comfy.
09:08So, what's the damage?
09:11£470 per calendar month and two months deposit.
09:15Minimum rent, 12 months.
09:19Right.
09:27You know, this wallpaper, it's minging.
09:30Have you got anything else?
09:33I thought advisers' jobs usually went to burnt-out heads on the edge of retirement.
09:38Not, erm...
09:41I'm part of a new group of advisers.
09:43Attached to the EIC action zone.
09:46I thought they were cutting back on their pen.
09:51I'm a bit more than a pen pusher, Jack.
09:54An LEA budget of £1.2 million.
09:57Coordinating school improvement across the county.
10:00Great, yeah.
10:01Listen, all power to you.
10:03Don't listen to me.
10:04Cynicism is my default setting.
10:07I'm really excited about your gifted and talented programme.
10:10I'd like to look at the plans for it.
10:13Maybe look later at the funding.
10:15Sure, yeah.
10:16Why don't I get Bridget to get us some more coffee?
10:18Or is it a tea you're after?
10:19I'm actually fine.
10:21Sure.
10:21Bridget!
10:24They were wild.
10:25And I'd forgotten about the football match.
10:27You need to have a word with Tom.
10:29Explain what I have and see what he says.
10:32Look, we'll sort it, but you need to face the music with him.
10:40Tom, do you have a sec?
10:42Bad lesson.
10:44I've put half of your football team in detention.
10:47Tonight.
10:48But you can't have.
10:49We're playing tonight.
10:50I'm so sorry, Tom.
10:51What, a year 12 class?
10:52I mean, what did they do?
10:53String you up?
10:53I just lost it.
10:54Obviously.
10:55And this is Waterloo Road's first ever girls football match.
10:59Well, they're not missing out because you can't control your class.
11:06She's an NQT.
11:08Stands for newly qualified target.
11:10They're not doing her detention.
11:11I can't squash her, Tom.
11:13I don't care.
11:13They're not doing it.
11:16Okay.
11:18I'll tell her we'll postpone it.
11:20They can do it tomorrow.
11:21We'll say it was her idea.
11:23We've got to keep an eye on her, you know.
11:25Yeah, well, if she can't hack it, she shouldn't be in the job, should she?
11:28She needs to connect with the kids outside the classroom.
11:31I agree.
11:34She couldn't help you out with football, could she?
11:37Run the line, bring the cold sponge, whatever.
11:40Does she know the offside rule?
11:43I'll try and square it with her.
12:06I'll try and square it with her.
12:11There before they do.
12:25What's Dante up to now?
12:27Tell you what.
12:28Surprise better be good.
12:45How come we're not allowed to be late, but teachers are?
12:49What?
12:55Bags on the floor and books out.
12:59Not listening, miss?
13:01I said, bags on the floor and books out.
13:04No.
13:05You're gonna have to shout louder than that.
13:07Like this.
13:08SHUT UP!
13:12Don't let him get away with that!
13:19Send him to the queue, miss!
13:31Me too.
13:36Jasmine?
13:38Jasmine?
13:44What's the shouting?
13:46It's Miss Koresh, you say.
13:47She's just done one.
13:54Smiley, take this to Mr. Rimmer
13:56and ask Mrs. Morley to send a cover teacher to Miss Koresh's room.
14:22Yes, I know, Jack, but you haven't employed any learning mentors.
14:26So where's the money going?
14:29Sorry, from Mr. Lawson.
14:36You couldn't give us two minutes, could you?
14:54I can't do this job.
15:03That's nuts.
15:05I've heard from loads how well you're doing.
15:07We all need a bit of help sometimes.
15:09But the children hate me.
15:11Don't talk daft.
15:12And because of me, they'll be playing tonight's game with only five players.
15:16You can sort that.
15:17Don't worry.
15:19I'll see them and tell them you've postponed detention.
15:21Then they'll know that I can't do my job.
15:23And they'll still hate me.
15:25Give yourself a break.
15:27I've only been here two minutes.
15:30The government long ago decided in its infinite wisdom
15:35that all year nine pupils have to sit these.
15:38Personally, I think it's a monumental waste of time.
15:42Have you seen Miss Qureshi?
15:45Jasmine.
15:46We've had a bit of a shouting match.
15:49She's down there with Mr Lawson.
15:52Don't even think about it.
15:56Sit!
15:59But every day, I mean it every day,
16:02I'm petrified walking through those gates.
16:04It goes.
16:05Honest.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:07I know I've mucked up, but I've just got to get out of here.
16:09You don't want to waste all that good college education.
16:13I could always teach adults.
16:15Where's the buzz in that?
16:16I don't want the buzz.
16:18I just want to be happy and my job relaxed.
16:21And just now, I'm treating the kids like they're my enemies.
16:26I didn't mention our proposition.
16:29Listen, I'm sorry I went off on one earlier.
16:32But I should have been more understanding.
16:36But why don't you come and help out with the football tonight?
16:39Great chance to build bridges.
16:43Perfect timing.
16:44Let's get a cup of tea.
16:46Hey.
16:48Come on.
16:56Hi, Nicky.
16:57Oh, you're all set for lunchtime?
16:59Oh, I'm dead nervous.
17:01And I got you a potential...
17:02I couldn't speak for myself.
17:04I was wondering if I could try out for the lead.
17:06That is, if you haven't already cast it.
17:09Yeah, sure.
17:10Come along.
17:11Let's have a look at you.
17:11Great.
17:12Well, I'll see you at lunchtime then.
17:15Thank God for that.
17:16Sign up for James.
17:17By the way.
17:18Well, we don't even know if you can see yet.
17:27Where the hell have you been?
17:28How's she?
17:28She's fine.
17:29Me and Tom managed to talk her around.
17:31What happened?
17:31Janice and Cole gave her the treatment this morning.
17:34We're having a chat with them later.
17:36Everything okay with the advisor?
17:37Yeah.
17:38Yeah.
17:38She's not as...
17:42Anyway, let's get back.
18:23I mean, stopping us and playing our very first big game.
18:26Bet they want the other school to win.
18:28Oh, come on, you two.
18:29I'm sure Miss Koreshi only did what she thought was best.
18:33It's not easy being a teacher, you know.
18:35Especially a new one.
18:40Everyone, back to the seats.
18:42Move it!
18:44Quiet!
18:44Quiet!
18:44We're not allowed to have our lunch now, either.
18:46Yeah.
18:46Want us to play in the scarf and all.
18:48Quiet!
18:51Ah.
18:52That's better.
18:54Right.
18:56Here's the deal.
18:58You've got to give something back to me and Miss Koreshi.
19:02Oh, shit.
19:03That's great.
19:04You make sure you win tonight.
19:06Why?
19:07Miss Koreshi has very generously decided to postpone detention.
19:11Yeah!
19:13Quiet!
19:14Quiet!
19:16Quiet!
19:16Quiet!
19:21I'm right next door if you need me.
19:23Thanks, Tom.
19:24I really appreciate it.
19:25What were you doing me a thing?
19:35Gah!
19:37Dante, if you don't tell me what's going on!
19:39Shh!
19:39Face forward.
19:40What?
19:41Face forward and close your eyes.
19:55Everybody decent?
19:56Yeah!
19:58Our new assistant coach, Miss Koreshi.
20:01Gather round.
20:05She's only trying to get it to class.
20:07I'm shocked.
20:07When I can think of worse things.
20:09Jade, can you come this side, please?
20:11Right.
20:12Tactics.
20:12We're gonna play a 4-5-1 formation with Maxine up front waiting for a lucky ball.
20:16Why do you want us to play like a bunch of losers?
20:18Those Mountview girls were last year's winners.
20:20I just don't want to see us get thrashed big time.
20:22What's the point?
20:22What's the point in all this training and raising the money for the kids if we're not gonna be
20:25out there to win?
20:27I think Janice is right, Mr Clarkson.
20:30No, sir.
20:31I think you're right.
20:38I'm sorry, Mr Clarkson, but unless we can count on really good supply, I don't think Maxine's
20:44gonna see much of the ball.
20:51Okay, Miss Koreshi, we'll give it a go.
20:53Right.
20:54Let's get on a pitch and see what you can do.
20:59Sir, me and Maxine need to go and pick the kids up.
21:01We're free next period.
21:02Great.
21:03Well, you've done all the hard work raising the money.
21:05I'll have a word with Mr Lawson.
21:06You can go after this.
21:08Where's Claude?
21:10Maryshire.
21:14Right.
21:15Just to let you know what you're letting yourselves in for.
21:18Rehearsals during breaks, after school, weekends.
21:23Well, Miss Haydock and I will be up to our eyes in it and we expect the same from you,
21:27okay?
21:27Yep.
21:28We're gonna be looking for passion, commitment, dedication, hard work.
21:36Tautology.
21:37Tautology.
21:39Right.
21:40Are we up for it?
21:40Yeah.
21:40Yeah.
21:41Good.
21:41Okay.
21:42Right.
21:42The part of Jamie.
21:44We've only had, er, one person express an interest.
21:48Brett?
21:50Well, guess it's me then.
21:51Yeah.
21:52We don't even know if he can sing.
21:54We know he can talk.
21:56Brett, would you give us a few bars or something, do you reckon?
21:59Sure.
22:04Oh, watching the people get leery, it's not very pretty I tell thee.
22:14Walking through town is quite scary, not very sensible either.
22:21Okay.
22:22Okay.
22:22Okay.
22:22Come on.
22:22Come on.
22:23That's pretty good.
22:26Problem solved.
22:27Okay.
22:28Right.
22:28Mika and Alicia.
22:30Have you got?
22:31Erm, enough time for that later, thank you.
22:33Come on.
22:33Actually, Brett, we'll need you two.
22:35Girls, I want you to sing to Jamie, okay?
22:37What I'm looking for is chemistry, okay?
22:40Right.
22:41Alicia, do you want to go first?
22:43Sir, I was thinking of playing Shannon, like Roxy in Chicago.
22:51I'd rather you stuck to playing it like Alicia from Waterloo Road.
23:02That Maxine's the only one with any skill whatsoever.
23:05I think we had another ten of her.
23:29Blame in hell.
23:30It's all my practice, so on you go.
23:40What are you doing?
23:42Go on.
23:43Straight ahead.
23:44Alright.
23:45Stop.
23:45Stop.
23:54Go on.
23:54This way, Brett.
23:55Come on.
23:56Come on.
24:01Come on.
24:03Stop.
24:09What's all that stuff doing here?
24:11I've moved us in.
24:12It's our new flat babes.
24:14It ain't the business.
24:15Don't say we can't afford it.
24:17It's alright.
24:18I've paid the deposit and the first month's rent.
24:20How?
24:22Well, I took the money from our account.
24:25That was wedding present money?
24:26Yeah.
24:27I'll get more.
24:28I've got a job now as well.
24:29Doing what?
24:31Some waiting gigs start tonight.
24:33A flat.
24:34A job.
24:35You're doing my head in.
24:37Something like this is...
24:38You should've asked me.
24:40Oi.
24:40What's to decide?
24:42Alright.
24:42We're married now, right?
24:44So, we've got to have our own place.
24:46Yes.
24:46Someday.
24:47But...
24:48Besides.
24:49It's a bit...
24:51Yeah, I know.
24:52Alright.
24:53I'll paint it.
24:54It'll be great.
24:55Look, babe.
24:56I don't...
24:57I don't want to spend the next ten years banged up with Clarkson and your sister.
25:04And tonight, it's gonna be our first night alone.
25:09Come on.
25:10I'll show you the rest.
25:18Alicia's probably got the best voice.
25:20Oh, come on, Matt.
25:22There's not a lot in it.
25:24Mika's worked really hard for this part.
25:26She deserves it for a kid.
25:34Don't tell me we're not gonna have major problems with that one.
25:39You can't cast someone based on whether you like them or not.
25:43Okay.
25:44You're the boss.
25:50But it's Mika on the left side.
25:54Right.
25:55We've come to our decision.
25:57It's not been an easy one.
25:59The role of Shannon is going to be played by...
26:08Mika!
26:11Come on.
26:12What?
26:15Well, we decided, didn't we, that we would go for the natural chemistry of Mika and Brett.
26:27Alicia, you gave a great performance and you can have your pick of all the other parts.
26:30This is our fix.
26:50Excuse me, love.
26:56You'd be great as the girl gang leader.
27:00Alicia.
27:00Wouldn't she, Mr Wilding?
27:01I don't wanna be the stupid girl gang leader.
27:04Oh, come on, Alicia.
27:05It's a role you could really get your teeth into.
27:08Eh?
27:08She's bossy.
27:09She's good looking.
27:10She gets all the lads.
27:11Well, she doesn't get the lad.
27:13Shannon gets Brett.
27:14Look, there must be some other role...
27:16Alicia.
27:18You've got a fabulous voice, okay?
27:21We're gonna need you in the chorus because you will carry everyone else.
27:24If I've got such a fabulous voice, then why didn't I get the part?
27:31Can I go now?
27:38Just think about it, Alicia, okay?
27:40She needs a good slap in her.
27:42Well, she is the best singer we've got.
27:45Had.
27:46Yes, but Mika and Brett have got the X Factor.
27:51It's a flaming school production, Steph!
27:54If they get through the dance routines without falling on their faces, we'll be lucky.
27:58All right.
28:00Well, if I'm such a hindrance, just let me know.
28:03Look.
28:05I'm sorry, okay?
28:07But next time, I make the final decisions, all right?
28:19It's my bottom.
28:22It's my bottom.
28:26It's my bottom.
28:28This is my bottom.
28:41to Mr. Rimmer. Mr. Rimmer's in a meeting. All day. I'll wait. I'd still like to see a complete
28:58breakdown of where the money's going. I need you for two seconds, Jack. Sorry. Not a problem.
29:06No. We're in trouble. Looks like the football lot have been ripping off the locals.
29:11They've been selling tickets for a prize draw. There's no raffle. Oh, Janice. Oh, they're
29:20men. How much? Us two could get a pair of Reese's money left. That's tight. Oh, what about
29:28the others? We done all the grafting, knocking on doors and that. No, yeah. If it weren't
29:34for us, we wouldn't have no strips or boots. No. Because we're worth it.
29:43No. Nice. Cheers. Still got $12.50 left. Might be enough for a few bottles of cider for
29:53after the match. Oh, who's in? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Like
29:57I said, Mrs. Hall, all fundraising events have to be okayed by me. This one wasn't. But
30:03we've got a pretty good idea of who they are. They won't pull a stunt like this again.
30:06Don't worry. My husband thought it was strange when he sought tickets. Yeah, well, they're
30:11not quite as clever as they think they are, are they? I'm gutted, Mr. Rimmer. I even bought
30:16him a pair of trunks. Well, we just felt lucky, you know. Well, leave it with us. Like Mr.
30:22Rimmer said, they're going to be severely punished. I'd hate for the school's reputation to be
30:27damaged. Got to take a bit more than a few kids on the rub to do that, Mrs. Hall. Tom
30:34Flaming Clarkson.
30:41So what do I owe the pleasure? Your kids have been caught ripping off the locals. Do you know
30:47anything about A Week in Marbella? What are you on about? Some kids have been organising
30:51a raffle. Top prize, A Week in Marbella. All proceeds go to the school kit fund. Nothing to do
30:56with me. It's your team. It could be any one of 500 kids. The description of one of them
31:01sounds a lot like Janice Bryant. About this eye, big hair, cheeky face. Right, I want
31:06Janice Bryant and Maxine Barlow in here now. I'm going to hang them up by the thumbs. Before
31:09you start stringing kids up, we've got a match this afternoon. Janice and Max have got to
31:13pick the kit up. And anyway, even if it was them, they've worked their backsides off for
31:16this match. Tom, I can't have kids going round the estate conning residence. You need to
31:20back off.
31:31All right. We'll wait till the match is over, then we'll see who's behind this mess.
31:39I'll have a chat with Tom. All right, man to man-like. Babes, we're going to need our
31:45own space. And anyway, I've already paid out now, so... Come on.
31:53Listen, I'm sorry about abandoning you, Babbo.
31:56No. It gave me a chance to get a good look at your school development plan.
32:00You see anything you liked?
32:01A more formal structure to the planning would be nice.
32:05I'm not one for rigid formality.
32:08I'd never have guessed. That's a big chunk of public money you've got there, Jack. Send
32:14me your school evaluation form. Then we'll talk again.
32:30Well, now, by now, everything's OK, isn't it? We just want to be on our own. Keep it down! Look,
32:35we've made our decision. Haven't we, Carl?
32:40Look, can we talk about it tonight? We can sort something out.
32:42You see? He's not even listening.
32:44Look, I am listening. Look, I'll make sure you get your own space. Privacy. I promise.
32:48It'll be fine, Tom. See you later, yeah?
32:54Why are you still out of your seat?
33:04She didn't ask about the dedicated school, Graham? No.
33:08I don't know why we have to have her nosing about the place, anyway.
33:17So, how's it going with the lovely Ria? Great. Great. She really likes what we're doing with the G&T
33:23kids.
33:23Right. Good. So, what did she say? That she likes what we're doing?
33:32Look, I've got a ton of paperwork to get through. Can we catch up later?
33:35Yeah.
33:42Why've I got a break?
33:44Ha! There's your IQ.
33:46Get lost.
33:48Hey. Shop on the side, huh?
33:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:53Grab that.
33:53Grab that.
33:56No, no, no.
33:57Quick, fish is coming.
33:59All right.
34:00Right. So, studs down the back of the leg's a good one and threaten to kick their ends in
34:05after they'll shoot.
34:06What? And have Waterloo Road called a bunch of cheats? Look, there's no shame in getting
34:10beat as long as you've tried. Just enjoy.
34:14Yeah. Then when we do lose, we'll just feel...
34:17It's all right. They're decent.
34:21Hey. Impressive. But remember, you have to do more than just look like a team. Stay in formation, yes?
34:27We've seen the opposition. They're fit and hungry. But we stick to our game plan. Man-mark
34:33and fight for every loose ball. Play firm, but fair.
34:40Come on. Let's go, Waterloo Road! Come on!
34:47Hello. If moving out's what you want, love, I'm happy for you.
34:57Family stuff. Listen, I didn't say anything, but it looks like the girls could have nicked the money for the
35:04kit.
35:20Come on! Come on, girl! Come on, girl! Come on, man! Come on!
35:31Shake hands, please.
35:33Who's Carly? I am.
35:36Why don't you chuck in the towel now? Save yourself the embarrassment.
35:40I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, confident.
35:42Hey, how about a little side bet, yeah? Make things a bit more interesting.
35:46Hundred quid? Hundred? Yeah, I stump up if you're a lot win, and you stump up if...
35:51When? Mountain View win. You're on.
35:54Come on! Come on, Waterloo Road! Come on, Waterloo Road! Come on, we can do this!
36:23Come on, come out to us!
36:25Come on, come out to us!
36:39Come on, get it up here!
36:43Oi, gruffling!
36:46What do you think you're playing at?
36:48Just being sported.
36:52Run by the road!
37:02Hi, it's just me.
37:05Missing you, that's all.
37:07Give us a call when you come, yeah?
37:08Come on, walk away!
37:10Thank you!
37:12Thank you!
37:14Thank you!
37:16That's...
37:18That's...
37:19That's nearly a beheader.
37:20I wish I had to use this.
37:21Ooh!
37:24Good job, ladies!
37:27Good job, ladies!
37:32Good job, ladies!
37:34These are looking for Mr River.
37:36I think we went inside to make a phone call.
37:38Can I help?
37:40We'll speak to the organ grinder.
37:42Is there a problem?
37:43We've been ripped off by your kids.
37:44Of course there's a flaming problem.
37:46That's one of them!
37:47That's one of the little beggars there, look!
37:49Yeah, yeah.
37:50She came to our house, yeah.
37:51No!
37:51It was just a...
37:54Yeah, we're tired, is that?
37:55No!
37:56Go talk to her, then!
37:58Yeah, that's it!
37:58Jeez, we're in a big trouble!
38:00No, yeah, but two nil down!
38:01Look!
38:03Oh, we're dead!
38:05No, let's...
38:06Go inside.
38:13Hey, hey, hey!
38:16Come on!
38:18We all bought those raffle tickets in good faith.
38:20It's GMTV all over again!
38:22Naturally, there will be an investigation.
38:24And rest assured, when I get to the bottom of it,
38:27you will all get a refund.
38:29We don't want refunds, Mr Rimmer.
38:31We want our raffle.
38:32There isn't a raffle!
38:33Yeah, but we were told there were.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Do you want done for fraud?
38:47Right, how does a weekend in Paris grab you?
38:51Well, sweet.
38:55What are you doing?
38:56What are you doing?
38:57I'm just gonna go off on one.
38:58Big time.
38:59What are you doing?
39:00Nothing.
39:01Janice, come on.
39:02What about the match?
39:03You're never gonna win!
39:09Okay, I won't say it was a fantastic performance.
39:12But the commitment was there.
39:16Where the hell are Janice and Maxine?
39:24Right.
39:25Here we go.
39:31One of you lucky people is going to the city of luck.
39:37Mr Lawson.
39:39Would you like to draw the prize winner?
39:55Mika, I know you can't play, but we're down to nine men. I need you to help me out.
39:58No way.
39:59I'd be a joke.
40:01Ask someone else.
40:02Who?
40:03I'll do it.
40:06What?
40:07It's a 23 year old school girl.
40:09Right.
40:11Well, if you get caught, we're out of the league.
40:14Well, it's a good job I've got my mum's youthful complexion then, eh?
40:27What the fuckGジ?
40:29Yeah.
40:31Come on.
40:32Come on.
40:34Come on.
40:35Come on.
40:36Come on,mee.
40:37Come on,mee.
40:38Show them what you got kids.
40:49Tom should have known better than to let that bunch loose raise in cash.
40:53He knows what they're like.
40:56What happens when word gets out to all the other folk who bought bogus tickets
41:00whose numbers never made it to the prize draw?
41:02You rig another one.
41:04Look, Eddie, we've seen off the big gobs.
41:06All we need to do now is find the little sods responsible.
41:08I just hope you've got a big fat contingency of funds in that budget of yours.
41:13I think you might need it.
41:34Let's go!
41:37Let's go!
41:38Let's go!
41:41Let's go!
41:48Go away, go away, go away!
42:12Come on, let's go!
42:15Nice pass!
42:17Yes!
42:18Woo! Woo!
42:22Oh!
42:23Oh! Get the lead!
42:24Penalty! Yes!
42:26Penalty! Penalty!
42:28Yes! Penalty!
42:30Get the team!
42:32Get the team!
42:33Get the team!
42:33Come on, come on!
42:35Come on, baby!
42:40Come on, come on!
42:45Come on, James!
42:46Come on!
42:47Come on, James!
42:48Come on, baby!
42:51I'll hit!
42:52Yeah!
42:59Good music!
43:01Good music!
43:02Good music!
43:02Good music!
43:03Good music!
43:09Good music!
43:11Good music!
43:13Good music!
43:13Good music!
43:14Good music!
43:15Almost had the money in your hand there, Grantley.
43:16Nerds who steal our flow.
43:18My recollection is you said you'd win.
43:20I could always tell the ref that your star player is on the staff.
43:35They only made it as far as Nelson Road.
43:40Have you lot got nothing up top?
43:43By nicking that money, you've been this school's rep and made me look like a complete joke.
43:51Well, you can get rid of this kit for starters.
43:54Hold on.
43:54They need new kit.
43:55Do you really think I'm gonna let this lot represent the school again?
43:58And these two won't see the light of day at lunch time for another month?
44:07Why are you wearing...
44:18You can't hold the whole team responsible.
44:21Look, Chloe and the others have nothing to do with it.
44:23It's called collective responsibility.
44:25Hard lesson.
44:26Okay, so what they did was wrong.
44:27It was criminal!
44:28And you let them do it.
44:29Yeah, well, if you had given them the money in the first place, they'd have never done it.
44:32Oh, change the record.
44:33I've had to make savings all round.
44:35How many more times?
44:36You've still found enough money for your publicity stunts, though, haven't you?
44:38Eh?
44:39Putting on a musical.
44:40As long as the great Jack Rimmer gets the headlines, then that's okay.
44:43Said everybody else.
44:44What I do, I do for the kids and the staff.
44:47I'm way down the list, mate.
44:48It's about feeding your ego.
44:50Why don't you just say it?
44:53Say it!
45:08You blame me for Izzy.
45:10Don't.
45:12Don't you dare mention her name.
45:18Do you think I don't blame myself?
45:20Every night and every day.
45:23If it wasn't for me, she'd still be here.
45:25Is that what you want to hear?
45:26Yuck.
45:39Yuck.
45:47There he is.
45:50Who wants to speak to Heinrich?
45:50You huh?
45:53We'll do it to his ownDREN pondź.
45:55New on ouremed hand.
45:56RЕН.
45:56I'm laera.
45:56When we turn off,
46:00You have one new message.
46:03Hiya. It's only me.
46:05I'll call you later.
46:18You okay?
46:21Hey, Tom.
46:24Hey.
46:25Oh, chill up.
46:28At least we drew.
46:30We cheated.
46:33I mean, what was I doing?
46:35They're out taking money off old ladies
46:37and all I can think about is Jack Flaming Rimmer.
46:46Listen, it's not your fault. You were great out there.
46:50Bet not one of the little sods has said thanks.
46:52Oh, I'm not bothered about that.
46:55They did really well.
46:59Listen, I'm going to go.
47:06The girls really respect you.
47:11It'd be a shame if you couldn't keep the team together.
47:13Yeah.
47:16Yeah.
47:16Well...
47:18Where I am? Where I am? Where I am? Where I am?
47:41Did you see my penalty? Awesome.
47:44Did you want to take off?
47:45Er, I think the maitre d' from the all-you-can-eat buffet called, and er, Mika's with Mr Wilding,
47:52voice techniques, you know, confidence, clarity, conviction. So...
47:57Let's go.
48:03Matt, let's go.
48:06Jack has just given the football lot a right bollocking.
48:09So, from now on, it's teamwork for us as well.
48:12Which is why you and I have got to get a bit closer socially.
48:17Now, I won't take no for an answer.
48:19My place tonight for a little penne with smoked salmon?
48:22I can't tonight, though, sorry.
48:31Jack, I'm sorry.
48:32I thought I'd taught Maxine better by now.
48:35Just as we thought we had something to celebrate.
48:37Well, I'm going for a drink, if you fancy.
48:40One of those days, eh?
48:43OK, twist me arm.
48:53Which service station did these come from, then?
48:55Um, we're gonna chuck all the stuff we don't like in the cupboard.
49:00Will there be anything left?
49:02I thought we were here to do French.
49:05Je suis sûr que vous serez très heureuse dans ce bel appartement.
49:09Um, I am sure that this flat is...
49:17What did you say?
49:19I'm sure that you'll be very happy in this beautiful apartment.
49:22So, take in the mick.
49:24En français?
49:26Er...
49:27Arrête de prendre l'amique.
49:29Oh, I'm never gonna get half as good as you.
49:31No.
49:32No way, nia.
49:33Well, what's the point, then?
49:35Half as good as me is still a remarkable achievement.
49:38You love yourself.
49:41Oh.
49:43Sorry.
49:55Brett.
50:16Oh.
50:18If it's antibiotics you're on, they'll stop working.
50:22A couple won't do anyhow.
50:24Oh.
50:25Now, Tom, I get.
50:28But Eddie, he's really into great, you know.
50:31I just want him to look after the detail and leave the big stuff to me.
50:34Well, every time I see him, he just gives me more paperwork.
50:37I don't mind a telling off from you, but not from him.
50:40He's just got here.
50:41I can almost hear myself saying, come back, Andrew Trenum.
50:45I don't think so.
50:46No, I'm not that sad.
50:52You're not remotely sad.
51:01Do you think I'm cut out for this job, Steph?
51:05Erm.
51:07Well, you know, you've had your moments.
51:14Yeah.
51:15You were born to do it.
51:17I tell you what, it would take a hundred grand a year,
51:19and George Clooney is my deputy for me to do what you do.
51:22Eddie Lawson, not do you?
51:23Argh.
51:30Another.
51:32Oh, go on, mate.
51:33Twist me over, Anne.
51:35Large vodka, please.
51:36And red wine.
51:38Well, you better make that a large red wine and all then.
51:47To Steph.
51:49If you've really done my head in.
51:51Can't wait to meet her.
51:55You're going to have to tell her.
51:57No way. Private life, professional life.
52:06He's such a stiff.
52:08Oh, you don't have to work with her.
52:11Come back to mine for some penne with smoked salmon.
52:18Oh, my God. What have we done?
52:28Come on. Let's get up.
52:32It'll be like it never happened.
52:35I can't believe I've done this to Dante.
52:39I've just got carried away.
52:41If this gets out...
52:42It's not going to.
52:44No-one will find out. I promise.
52:50Maybe we should forget about the extra tuition.
52:56You see, the thing is, Jack,
52:59is that you are cleverer than Eddie and he's jealous.
53:04You think?
53:05Oh, yeah.
53:07I mean, it's alpha male syndrome, isn't it?
53:09You are one. He wants to be one.
53:20So, how's it going with you and Davina?
53:24Couldn't be better.
53:29It's good, isn't it?
53:31That we've...
53:33Well, we've moved on.
53:41You sure I don't want anything?
53:43No. No, I'm cool.
53:47You're too quiet.
53:49What's up?
53:52I, er, don't think I should tutor Chloe any more.
53:55Why not?
53:57I've got a lot on myself and she's just, you know...
54:02not interested.
54:04And, frankly, she lacks the ability.
54:07You know, linguistic flair, zero.
54:09She needs pushing.
54:10She always has, but...
54:12Chloe's smart.
54:15How long do you think before the pitter-patter of tiny little donkeys are heard?
54:19You don't know what you're talking about.
54:21Chloe will be prampushing within a year.
54:23It's a complete and utter waste of my time.
54:26Fine.
54:27Don't do it.
54:28Anything in the fridge?
54:30You go sit down. I'll make you a butty.
54:32Oh, er, and a beer. Thanks.
54:37It's just something you've got to do.
54:40Chloe.
54:42She'll be back.
54:44Aye, I hope so, love.
55:01Chloe?
55:02I'm home.
55:18It's alright, look.
55:19We'll have this place sorted, yeah?
55:21It'll be me.
55:24You'll get to see Mika every day.
55:30Hey...
55:35Let's just give it a go, yeah?
55:38I love you, Dante.
55:44Yeah, I know.
55:46No.
55:47Really.
55:48I really love you.
55:52I love you.
56:00You have no idea of the pressure, I wonder.
56:05Do you know what you need, eh?
56:08You need a nice, hot bath and a massage.
56:13The vein is away.
56:25Anyway, I'm going to get a cab.
56:28You need a lift?
56:29Oh, come on.
56:30Let's have a walk.
56:32Take our chances.
56:34Grab a fresher breath here.
56:46Shall we, Miss Adop?
56:47Why, thank you, Headmaster.
56:52Bye-bye.
56:56Woo!
56:57Bye-bye.
57:01You're such a gentleman.
57:05I'm not a gentleman.