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00:22I'm going to see you later, good boy.
00:32Hey, nice wheels. How much are we paying our supply teachers?
00:41I've stalled, all right? Oh, hi, Mr Budgen. Lovely morning.
00:53What are you gawping at? Are you simple or something? Simple.
00:59Morning. Morning. This is nice. Oh, thanks. Do you mind if I have a little...
01:04I'll tell you what, this is a lovely interior.
01:10My boyfriend insisted on Nether. They're fantastic, aren't they?
01:13Oh, sorry, it's all set up for me. Hang on. Leave her, just...
01:17Eddie, you know what, I think Miss Anne will let you make some bing bing noises later on,
01:22but right now, we've got a lot to do before registration. Shall we?
01:24I'm sorry, him. That's all right. Thanks, Gem. See you in a bit.
01:30All right. My uncle had one of these, Miss,
01:34but he said it felt like a toy, so we've got a Merck instead.
01:37You are mad bringing that to school, Miss. Someone's well going to nick it.
01:40Well, if they do, you'll be top of my list, Paul, OK?
01:44Oh, thanks. Yeah.
01:51So, when is this film crew getting here?
01:54I don't imagine they'll arrive much before lunchtime.
01:56Besides, this is local news, not Hollywood.
02:00Typical. You lot get on telly while we're stuck on some stupid theatre trip with Mr Budgie.
02:04My mum says that theatre's better than television.
02:06OK, guys, gather round.
02:11Today is the day.
02:13OK, thanks for coming in early.
02:15I just want to sort a few things out before lunchtime.
02:17We do not want any dodgy notes on our television debut, do we?
02:22Guys, I'm really...
02:24So, what do you reckon?
02:27Don't we look amazing?
02:29Yeah.
02:30Oh, guys, don't forget, it was Miss Alan that set this up, so...
02:36You're welcome. I really hope you enjoy it.
02:38All right, bye.
02:42Do you think he's all right?
02:44I think he's doing pretty well.
02:45I mean, if it was me, I would have stayed in bed and carried on drinking.
02:49I'm being serious.
02:49Yeah, so am I.
02:50Babe, if you did that to me, I don't think turning up for work would even come into it.
02:55Has he even spoke to her?
02:59She didn't even have the guts to say it to his face.
03:01Anyhow, you've got enough on your plate.
03:03Just make sure you knock them dead in there, all right?
03:06Both of you.
03:07See you later.
03:08See you.
03:13You OK?
03:15Fine, Rosie.
03:18Yeah, I just thought I'd give it a go anyway, you know?
03:21All this lot didn't need you holding their hand every step of the way.
03:23Why should I?
03:25Sorry, things have been a bit difficult.
03:27Oh, no, no problem.
03:30I'm just nervous.
03:32First exam in 15 years, you know.
03:37All I'm saying is, it's very rare to have a supply teacher that gets so involved.
03:42I mean, she's been here, what, six days?
03:44She's already made a great impression on the kids and the staff.
03:47Oh, a deputy head in particular, I think.
03:50It's just her car.
03:52When else am I going to get a chance to sit in a Porsche?
03:56I've just had admin on.
03:57Liz Washburn's phoned in.
03:58She's got food poisoning.
03:59Great.
04:00That's four staff down, then.
04:01Really?
04:02No, five, actually, if you include Davina.
04:04All right.
04:05Well, some other lucky punter's going to have to hold Grantley's hand at the theatre, then.
04:11What's your secret, Jasmine?
04:13Hmm?
04:14You look so trim.
04:15I mean, I swim every morning and I don't know half as good.
04:18Where do you swim at?
04:18The wreck?
04:19No, at home.
04:20You've got a pool?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Well, my boyfriend does.
04:23I could never afford one.
04:26It's just heaven.
04:28Stress, hangover.
04:29You name it, it's the business.
04:30Wow.
04:31Your boyfriend's place sounds amazing.
04:34But he doesn't sound like the sort he would normally do at teachers.
04:37What do you mean?
04:38Well, take a look around.
04:41Hardly the jet set, are we?
04:42My boyfriend's happy I do something I love.
04:45And he knows I'd never give it up.
04:46It's my vocation.
04:48Besides, you're not just a teacher, are you?
04:50If we let ourselves be just anything, we're all done for.
04:54We've all got massive potential.
04:55The kids, too.
04:57It's what we do, isn't it?
04:59Inspire them to be all they can be.
05:02It's what I love about this job.
05:06The boyfriend has got to be a footballer.
05:09I mean, who else has got that kind of money?
05:11I think he's an actor on a soap.
05:13They spent last weekend on his yacht.
05:15I mean, how many soap stars have a yacht?
05:17No, he's got a yacht.
05:19You're as bad as the kids, slavering over her like that.
05:22Oh, envy is a terrible thing, Grantley.
05:24But in a man of your age, it's just embarrassing.
05:27So she leeches off this mysterious boyfriend of hers.
05:31Big deal.
05:32That might be fine for the pages of Hello magazine,
05:34but hardly a yardstick of success in my book.
05:37A word, please, Grantley.
05:46Do you really want to be talking about your colleagues like that
05:49in the staff room?
05:51She is a supply teacher.
05:53So?
05:54All the more impressive that she's made such a strong connection
05:56with the students.
05:57A connection?
05:58Yeah.
05:59You could do worse than take a leaf out of her book.
06:01In fact, I'm sending her on a theatre trip with you today.
06:04Yeah.
06:05You might learn something.
06:09Fantastic.
06:10A whole day with Lady Mook of Banford.
06:14OK, pens only.
06:17Leave everything else outside the room.
06:19This is what I hate.
06:20I just want to get in there and do it.
06:22I just wish it was over.
06:23Go on.
06:24And remember, absolute silence from now on.
06:29Hi.
06:37Now you're in the exam room, I insist on absolute silence.
06:46Sorry I'm late, sir.
06:49Tennis.
06:51Find a seat.
06:52Silence!
06:53Silence!
07:04OK.
07:05Turn your papers over.
07:08And you may begin.
07:38He actually said that?
07:40Yeah.
07:41That you're just some supply teacher and should be treated accordingly.
07:43So it's all supply teachers.
07:45He does that with everyone.
07:46He is such a pig.
07:48It's rotten, that.
07:51I'm grumpy old so-and-so spoining it for everyone else.
07:55It's one of the benefits of supply teaching.
07:57I can just walk away.
07:58But you're stuck with him.
08:00Not if I have more than we, I'm not.
08:03What are you up to, you little minx?
08:05Well, let's just say if a teacher's underperforming, someone should be keeping an eye on him.
08:09Because that's exactly what I've been doing for our Mr Budgeon.
08:12It's all in here.
08:15Well, you don't mess around, do you?
08:18You go, girl.
08:19And it's not like I'm short on evidence.
08:21He's so unprofessional, it's insane.
08:24He's a bully, basically.
08:25If I worked here full-time, I wouldn't let him get away with it.
08:28You don't think I'm being a bit nuts, do you?
08:30If you don't like something, change it.
08:33Life's too short.
08:56What's up?
08:57Third row, second from the front.
09:01Oh, Janice.
09:02I think a gentle word might be in order before she upsets someone.
09:12Hey, Mr Budgeon.
09:15Team teaching.
09:16I love it.
09:18Have a great lesson.
09:19You too.
09:25OK, so, what do the horses represent?
09:28Boxer is the workers.
09:29He's brave, loyal, trusting, but naive, who...
09:33OK.
09:33And the others?
09:34Er, Molly's really pretty, really vain, and she loves luxuries.
09:38Hmm.
09:38Just like my horse, Juno.
09:40And she represents?
09:41The rich.
09:42The aristocracy.
09:44Crucial difference.
09:45Any more?
09:48I'm sorry, let's off this big stink, this ball of gas.
09:52Just what part of silent reading are you struggling with, Smiley?
10:02Hi, Doncie.
10:03Hi.
10:04I've just seen Chloe.
10:05Scribbling away.
10:07Yeah?
10:07Is she all right?
10:07Yeah, yeah.
10:08She's very calm.
10:09Very focused.
10:10Smart.
10:11It's the good news about UCL, isn't it?
10:13Mother and baby places sound brilliant.
10:15UCL?
10:16University College London.
10:18Chloe's gone Manchester, miss.
10:20Yeah, but now she's had offers from London and Bristol, she can choose, can't she?
10:23Bristol's got a great tradition.
10:25Choose?
10:25It's already decided.
10:28Chloe's going Manchester.
10:29It's going to be a bit of a stretch, but we can work around it.
10:32It's important to her, you know?
10:34Chloe seems really excited about UCL.
10:36So let me get this right.
10:37You two have been talking behind my back.
10:39What?
10:39Chloe's going Manchester, miss.
10:40Why are you trying to change that?
10:42Because Chloe asked me to look into it.
10:44Just meddling!
10:47I'm sorry.
10:48Um, this is my mistake.
10:50Yeah, you're right, it is, miss.
10:52You're the one that's supposed to be helping us solve our problems, but now you're just creating them.
10:57You don't really care about what's best for us, do you?
11:01Okay, so there are two sides, okay?
11:03Just like in the book.
11:04Paul, and all you guys on this side, you represent the pigs, okay?
11:07So remember their strength, and I want to hear you.
11:09Danielle, all of you guys on this side, you're the farmyard.
11:12Remember how you felt about the pigs?
11:13So come on.
11:14Come on!
11:14Let me hear you!
11:15Oi!
11:16Oi!
11:16Oi!
11:17Oi!
11:17Oi!
11:17Oi!
11:18Oh, come on!
11:21We've been through this.
11:23The novel is an allegory about somebody.
11:31The shift...
11:33The shift from revolution...
11:37Right, okay.
11:38All animals are equal.
11:39You told us that.
11:40So you're telling me, right, that a dog and a horse, they do the same work, eat the same food,
11:44and deserve to be the same?
11:47come on get involved
11:48come on get involved
11:50to totalitarianism
11:53it's what are all these pigs about
11:57get involved
11:58good
12:00remember what you stand for
12:02come on
12:03good
12:05the hell do you think you are doing
12:08meet the pigs
12:10and the other animals
12:13preparing for our trip this afternoon
12:15we're getting to the core issues aren't we
12:16and the pigs will be ruling the farmyard man
12:20does it have to be so loud
12:24getting them out of their seats engages them
12:27it gives them a better command of the material
12:29we never did anything like this
12:31when i was at school
12:33just try and keep it down a bit
12:42you've gone and got me into trouble
12:43with my head of department now
12:44come on and again
12:46okay
12:48well
12:49well
12:49Okay.
13:38Ah, Mr Virgin, glad I caught you.
13:41As you're probably aware, I have several issues with you.
13:44Issues, Miss Qureshi?
13:46Yes, as a teacher, a colleague.
13:49A head of department.
13:50But up until now, I've kept them to myself.
13:53Oh, if only that were true.
13:55But seeing your totally unprofessional behaviour in the staff for murder has convinced me to take steps.
14:00I'm going to be presenting my dossier to Miss Mason today.
14:05Your dossier?
14:06I've kept a record of every single unprofessional thing you've done this term, and I'm going to hand it in.
14:11For the good of the school.
14:13Well, I just thought it would be fair to warn you.
14:18You can't do that.
14:20I'm head of department.
14:23What are you doing out of class?
14:25Um, Miss Hayden.
14:26Liar.
14:27No, I'm not.
14:28She's not in school today.
14:30Unlucky.
14:31Unlucky?
14:32He looked in the mirror lately.
14:33I beg your pardon.
14:35Is that how you speak to a member of staff?
14:38To a head of department?
14:40Detention.
14:41Lunchtime.
14:42What?
14:42I can't say theatre trip.
14:43Oh, that's easily solved.
14:44You're not going.
14:46What?
14:46Insolence to a member of staff.
14:48Being out of class for no good reason.
14:50All privileges revoked.
14:52You can't do that.
14:52I just have.
14:54And if you have a problem with that, we will go to the head.
14:57Seems to be all the rage at the moment.
15:17Janice, what are you doing?
15:19The one's always going on about having a look.
15:21You want something about it?
15:24I did ten, four, five.
15:27Five.
15:28Hold on, yeah.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Yeah, I did that.
15:30Good luck.
15:31You too?
15:31Yeah.
15:32Chloe?
15:33How'd it go?
15:35Okay, I think.
15:36At first I thought I can't answer any of these questions and it just clicked.
15:44I think I'll find out what that's about.
15:47Do you want to meet for lunch?
15:48Yeah, give us a ring later, yeah?
15:49Yeah.
16:08We had the gardens landscape last year.
16:12It's a swimming pool.
16:14It's a swimming pool.
16:15Oh, it's a living room.
16:17We had done in lime green.
16:18For God's sake.
16:20I'm a princess and I live in a palace.
16:23Mr. Budgin, Mr. Budgin, is there a problem?
16:26I'm sorry?
16:27Well, it's just you seem upset.
16:30And as a supply teacher, it's important to get on with your colleagues.
16:35And, well, a little bird told me that you were a bit unhappy with me or something.
16:41No, no, no.
16:43Uh, whoever told you that must have misunderstood.
16:47Really?
16:48You sure?
16:50Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
16:51I'm just having a bad day.
16:54Look, I'm sorry if I'm a bit full on at times.
16:56I know how lucky I am.
16:58Believe me, I do.
16:59And if going on about the car in the house annoys you, I can just stop.
17:03No, it's fine.
17:06Really?
17:07Glad to have cleared the air.
17:17So, what did you say to her?
17:19I told her to butt out.
17:21London, what is she on about?
17:22You need it like a supermarket.
17:24You can't pop to your nearest one.
17:25Yeah, and I don't need no degree to know that we live in Rochdale, Chloe.
17:30You need family around you when you're having a kid.
17:32Our folks live here.
17:34Plus, it would cost a fortune.
17:37Just so you could run around with a bunch of students with traffic cones on your head.
17:40So, what, I just shouldn't bother?
17:42Now, that's not fair.
17:44I said I support you through college, didn't I?
17:48But it's not just about you anymore, though, is it?
17:51It's about us.
17:54It's about all three of us.
17:56Maybe we could all go to London.
17:58Well, how can you not just get the fact that you are mum first and foremost, Chloe?
18:03Well, like I keep saying, it's not just about you.
18:09You can't decide stuff on your own.
18:20Hi, Chloe.
18:21How is it?
18:22Looking good.
18:25All right, Philip?
18:27What's up?
18:30Mr Budgen says I can't go on the third trip.
18:32What's up?
18:33What have you done?
18:35Nothing.
18:37Tell you what.
18:39Leave it with me, yeah?
18:40Me and Mr Budgen have a pretty good understanding.
18:44Yeah.
18:44Yeah.
18:45Though you may not want to come when you hear who else is going.
18:49Mr Lawson's sending me along.
18:51Ah, cool.
18:53Cool.
18:59You all right, Miss?
19:01Me?
19:01Yeah.
19:02You bet.
19:24You send a supply teacher on a school trip.
19:26Eddie, she barely knows those kids.
19:28They pay more attention to her than they do to Grantley.
19:30Uh-huh.
19:31You know he's banned Philip from going.
19:32Yeah, I know, and he was really looking forward to that, wasn't he?
19:34Well, look on the bright side.
19:36After a full day of detention, you get to play good cop for once.
19:40Hmm?
19:44Miss Mason, Mr Lawson, I wanted to give you this.
19:47It's about Mr Budgen.
19:48Right.
19:49It's a record of his misconduct and unprofessionalism.
19:52Well, you've compiled this, have you, by yourself?
19:56OK, thanks.
19:57I'll look into it.
19:58OK.
20:02What's he done now?
20:09Wow!
20:10Janice!
20:11That is so makeover!
20:12Well, I thought you like and don't care.
20:14I'm doing this for me, all right?
20:15But what is it?
20:16What?
20:18You're doing it for you, but what is it?
20:20You've converted to Islam?
20:21No.
20:22But like Muslim girls, I'm dressing this way to express me bodister.
20:26So I don't have boys laughing at me.
20:28And that's the only way you could think of doing it.
20:30Mum, what else could you have done?
20:31Told everyone I was a virgin.
20:35Well, you could try.
20:38But I'm not sure it would be any more convincing.
20:42But hey, whatever makes you happy.
21:01Hi, how was the exam?
21:02Fine, I think.
21:04Well, no point in worrying about it, no, anyway.
21:07Hey, listen, I'm sorry about Davina and all.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Are you OK?
21:16Yeah.
21:18I mean, it came out of the blue, but...
21:20Yeah.
21:22Well, if you ever need to talk, you know what I am.
21:26Thanks.
21:28I'm just offering to help, Tom.
21:29I think in this case, you've done more than enough.
21:33Yeah?
21:34Yeah.
21:36So, Davina leaving is now my fault, is it?
21:40Tell you what, Tom.
21:42You ever crawl out from under your arse for long enough, send us a postcard.
21:45Till then?
21:52There.
21:53I bought it, so I'm not going to throw it away.
21:55Obviously, you're far too high and mighty to accept anything from the likes of me,
21:58but that's your call.
22:00Some folks aren't too proud to accept a bit of help.
22:46Oh, my God. Your name is still Janice, isn't it? Have you changed that as well?
22:50Take the make out of Muslim, girls. Yeah, but you're not Muslim. Or at least
22:54you weren't yesterday. Just say what you like. I don't care.
22:57Oh, well, that's lucky. What do you reckon? Are you taking the piss or what?
23:03I thought you'd be playing. Yeah, well, you thought wrong. I don't even
23:06want to be seen with you. Sotcha, then. Sotcha what? Mecca's that way.
23:13Good one. That's gross. Are you sure it's Philip?
23:16Yeah. Who else would send me secondhand underwear? It's so lame. It's got to be.
23:21Maybe he's just trying to be nice. That's even worse. This is his idea of nice.
23:25It's just sad. And creepy. Where are we going for lunch?
23:30As far away from Philip as possible. I know somewhere.
23:38Ah.
23:45Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:46Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:51Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:53Imagine there's no heaven.
24:00It's easy if you try
24:11I thought they'd be set up by now.
24:14Yeah, me too.
24:15Well, they'd better hurry up. Everyone will be here in a minute.
24:18Right, wait here. If anyone else turns up, just tell them to wait as well, OK?
24:22I'm just going to find out what's going on.
24:30Jim!
24:31Oh, Max, we've got to run. Mr Budden's already got it in for me.
24:35If I hold up his precious coach...
24:36Well, it's just, um, no-one's here yet. I'm getting a bit antsy.
24:40What?
24:41BBC North West, your friend Hermione filming the choir.
24:46What, and they're not here yet?
24:48No.
24:49Hang on.
24:53Um...
24:53Sorry.
24:57Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
24:59Hi, it's Jem. Where are you guys?
25:02What?
25:04You should be here, at Waterloo Road, filming the choir.
25:08You're joking.
25:11But...
25:12That is bang out of order.
25:13Really.
25:14No, don't bother.
25:16Oh, for God's sake.
25:17They're not coming.
25:20Apparently, her editor said they've already done four feel-good things at schools this year.
25:24Blah, blah, blah.
25:26It's all arranged.
25:27The kids are all excited.
25:29I'm so sorry.
25:31It's awful.
25:32Well, did no-one think to let us know?
25:33I know.
25:34How hard is it to pick up a phone?
25:36TV people are so rude.
25:37They'd have known how much you were all looking forward to it.
25:40I don't believe this.
25:43Hey, listen.
25:45Would it...
25:46Would it help if I talked to her?
25:48Oh, no.
25:48I don't think so.
25:49They're in Warrington, filming some chimp that goes around children's wards.
25:56Look.
25:57I know it's not the same thing, but...
26:00Charlotte's a mate.
26:01Who's Charlotte?
26:02Charlotte Church?
26:04Yeah, I mean, I'm sure she'd pop in to see the choir next time she was over this way.
26:08If you'd think it's a good idea.
26:12Could be good, yeah.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Um, I want written confirmation.
26:16I'm really sorry about all this, okay?
26:18But I'll see you later, okay?
26:20Bye.
26:27On the coach.
26:28Quickly.
26:29No pushing.
26:35Hi.
26:37Ah, Miss Allen.
26:39Been for the spin?
26:41Sorry?
26:42Well, you're late, so I couldn't see that car in you.
26:44Oh, my boyfriend wanted to put it through its paces.
26:47Plus, you wanted to see me.
26:48You speak like that.
26:50I bet.
26:54Mr. Budgen, I...
26:56I do hope we're not going to have another of our misunderstandings.
26:59I am sorry about showing the photos to everyone.
27:01I know that kind of thing upsets you.
27:03But I really want us all to enjoy today's trip.
27:07All right, hurry up.
27:08Get on.
27:09I miss the boys saying that this, though.
27:12I'm really looking forward to this.
27:18Before, I think I was applying to uni because everyone thought I should...
27:23Oh, it's what my mum would have wanted.
27:26But being in there today, like, with all the pressure and the nerves, I just thought this
27:31is me.
27:31You could be at uni by the autumn.
27:33Well, I've still got this and Donna to deal with first.
27:39I wonder why you brought me here.
27:42What is going on with you two?
27:46So, this is where you're working?
27:48Yeah.
27:48I had a look for you after the exam.
27:50All right, to come to the lunch shift.
27:52I did the breakfast as well.
27:52How'd you find the paper?
27:54Um, might as well have gone home and got some cube, if I'm honest.
27:59Look, I'd best get back.
28:00I've got some, um, mopping to do.
28:05Why is he working so much when he's got exams?
28:10How can they do that?
28:11It's so unfair.
28:12But they did say they were going to come, though, didn't they?
28:15Yeah.
28:17Well, I didn't speak to them directly, but...
28:19I was up at six this morning getting ready for it.
28:21This is so unfair.
28:22You've been building us up for this all week.
28:25Yeah, because I thought they were coming.
28:27Look, I'm as disappointed as you are, you know.
28:32Our practice is cancelled.
28:39No, no, don't get yourself out.
28:46That's enough.
28:49Er, what the hell are you doing here?
28:52I specifically told you you were not allowed on this trip.
28:56No, sir, I got permission, sir.
28:57No, you didn't.
28:59Yeah, I did.
29:00That's not what I said, Philip.
29:01You must have misunderstood.
29:04No, I didn't.
29:05I couldn't do that, Mr. Budgin.
29:06As a supply teacher, I'd never presume to go over your head.
29:10No, miss, I only came once you said that.
29:12Philip, that's enough.
29:20Odd, that.
29:22The lad seemed genuinely aggrieved.
29:25No, he's trying it on.
29:27What?
29:28You mean lying?
29:30We're exaggerating, then.
29:32He's exactly the sort to.
29:33Hmm.
29:35Quite the expert, aren't we?
29:45Come with me, come with me, come with me.
29:51No Philip Ryan?
29:53No, I haven't seen him.
29:55Well, granted, sent him apparently.
30:10So, what would happen if you mixed them all up?
30:20This house of yours is in Banford, right?
30:24Yeah.
30:26Well, we pass right there.
30:28We could pop by and take a look.
30:30I'm sure the students would love to see your house,
30:35seeing as we've all heard so much about it.
30:38But it's my boyfriend's place.
30:41Hmm.
30:41But we could just take a look.
30:44I mean, we've seen the photos.
30:46Now you could show us the real thing.
30:50Okay, then.
30:52Why not?
30:55Yeah?
30:56Why not?
30:57If it's on the way.
31:11Eddie, I thought you said Grantie sent Philip to detention.
31:13He did?
31:15Don't tell me he's not there.
31:16Well, no-one's seen him.
31:18Right, well, I'll have a scout about,
31:19see if I can't drag him up.
31:20I think you'll be wasting your time there.
31:21What do you mean?
31:22Well, where did he say he wanted to be today?
31:25Theatre trip.
31:26Oh, that little so-and-so.
31:28Great.
31:29So much for me being a good cop for a change, eh?
31:33Let me be your voice.
31:40Miss, what does your boyfriend do?
31:42Do you want them really, really hot models?
31:44Like a Calvin Klein model or something?
31:47Or do you have, like, this huge, huge house
31:48where you have, like, a jacuzzi in your bedroom?
31:50You'll see.
32:02Is that the one, Miss?
32:03That is sexy.
32:05Is that it?
32:06That's my house.
32:07We're just looking.
32:08We don't want to be late for the theatre.
32:10No guided tour?
32:12You do surprise me.
32:15Do you want this little thundering around your house?
32:18As I keep saying,
32:20it's not my clothes.
32:21It's my boyfriend's.
32:22Of course it is.
32:23Go ahead.
32:25Uh,
32:27can you stop them?
32:29Your house?
32:30You stop them.
32:37Oh, girls.
32:44Hi.
32:45Um,
32:47listen, I'm sorry for being a bit ratty earlier.
32:49Today's just been a bit of a disaster from start to finish.
32:53Um,
32:54what I was thinking,
32:55you know,
32:56to make up for it,
32:56we could, er,
32:57we could, we could all go for a burger on Friday.
32:59You know?
33:00My shout.
33:01What?
33:02So you think some stupid burger's gonna make up
33:04for not being on telly?
33:06No.
33:07No.
33:08Um,
33:09it's just my way of saying I'm,
33:10I'm sorry for the disappointment
33:11and, well, to thank you all for the effort that you did.
33:17Sorry.
33:19Do you think everyone's a bit upset?
33:22Yeah.
33:23Tell me about it.
33:32Oh, my God.
33:35That is smart.
33:36Miss,
33:37we're supposed to be at the theatre.
33:39I know.
33:39Oh, Miss, you really live there?
33:41Yes.
33:42Oh, Miss,
33:43let us in, please.
33:44Oh, please, please.
33:46Please, please.
33:48Please, please.
33:49Please, please, please.
33:51Oh, yes.
33:51Now that you're here,
33:52you might as well come here.
33:54Oh, yes!
33:55Thank you!
33:56No, no, no, no, no!
33:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
33:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
34:00Right, right!
34:02Right, er,
34:03everybody back to the coach!
34:06You who wanted to see it,
34:07change your mind.
34:18Oh, guys, wipe your feet.
34:20This is the atrium.
34:22Otherwise, no, there's no hole.
34:25You're telling me you're holes like this.
34:27Right, follow me.
34:35So there's three more bedrooms up here.
34:44And for those who like to work out, there's a gym.
35:02They think you'll like this.
35:11Oh, check this out, these dudes.
35:14Oh, yeah.
35:16Can we play computer games up on the screen?
35:18Watch movies, aren't they?
35:19Yeah.
35:21And the chairs move as well when you turn them off.
35:24Miss, where's Juno?
35:26What?
35:28Juno.
35:30This morning in class you said that your horse's name was Juno.
35:33Yeah, when I was a kid.
35:36You used the present tense, miss.
35:39Yeah, boy!
35:40Philip!
35:41Okay, everyone, let's keep moving.
35:44Come on, come on.
35:52Yeah, we were supposed to be filming here today.
35:55Yeah.
35:56Well, I'm just calling to see whether we could possibly reschedule.
35:59As you can imagine, the students were very disappointed.
36:03Uh, Hermione?
36:05Um, don't know her second name.
36:10What?
36:11You sure about that?
36:14Yeah, what?
36:16Waterloo Road?
36:17Hermione?
36:17Hermione?
36:22Okay.
36:23Sorry to bother you.
36:28So, this has to be my favourite room of the house.
36:32Everything you see is handmade to order from Finland.
36:36The house has 1,604 lights.
36:39What?
36:40Are you an alchemist?
36:41It's for entertaining.
36:42We have a lot of parties.
36:44But, miss, what do you eat?
36:45There's no food in there.
36:46Yeah, well, there's another fridge in the basement.
36:48Well, why would you keep food away from the kitchen?
36:50Just because, Carla, okay?
36:52Right, then, so we'll do a whistle-stop tour of the upstairs
36:54before heading back to the coach.
36:56We don't want to be late for the theatre.
36:57Yeah, er, miss, um, can I go to the toilet, please?
37:00Yeah, they're just through there and on the right.
37:02Don't be long, okay?
37:08Look, to be honest, Janice,
37:10I'm not surprised that Waffa was so angry.
37:13Why?
37:15I'm not taking a mick.
37:16I just want to be like her.
37:17Yeah, but to her, this isn't just an item of clothing.
37:22Like how for a Christian, a crucifix isn't just a cross.
37:25Well, what's that got to do with this?
37:27What I mean is you need to be more sensitive
37:31to other people's beliefs.
37:33Yeah?
37:34Yeah, whatever we might...
37:36Well, who's being sensitive to me?
37:38Who gives a crap about how they look at me
37:40or what they say to me?
37:41No-one.
37:43Well, he's not round here.
37:44Well, people can say what they like,
37:45but when I do, it's, oh, no, Janice, you can't do that.
37:48But, look, this isn't the answer.
37:51Well, what can I do?
37:52Whatever I do, however I look,
37:54it's always going to be wrong to someone.
37:56I'm stupid, rude, or a slag.
37:58Janice.
37:59No matter what I wear or how hard I try, I'm a joke.
38:02Big boob Janice.
38:10Miss, what's that?
38:12That's all fire.
38:14How can you stand coming into school, miss?
38:16If I had to choose between this place and Waterloo Road,
38:21I'd never leave.
38:22It's just a house.
38:23I'll rattle around in it on my own.
38:27My boyfriend's away a lot.
38:29He's a very busy man.
38:30He'd have to be to pay for this lot.
38:32We never talk about money.
38:33Who cares, right?
38:34Have fun while you can, that's what I say.
38:45This place is like a hotel.
38:47Everything, isn't it?
38:48It's me and Richard, everything's new all the time.
38:54That's Mason.
38:54You've got a nightmare.
38:57Nah.
38:59Hey, come on, let's do something.
39:01Let's do something.
39:03Wait, wait.
39:04Philip, call me at school the minute you get this message.
39:21Yes, hello, hi.
39:23It's Miss Mason from Waterloo Road.
39:25Yeah, you're driving a coachload of our students to the Royal Exchange.
39:29Yes, um, is it possible to have a word with one of my, um, my staff?
39:34You were?
39:35What are you...
39:38Okay, okay, okay.
39:39If you can just get either of my teachers to give me a call as soon as possible.
39:45Well, thank you.
39:47My guys, turn it down, she's going to go mad.
39:49So what?
39:51Yeah, open the other one, man.
39:53All right.
39:57Hey, guys.
39:58Guys, I'll tell you what, yeah.
39:59I'm Lewis Hamilton.
40:01Oh, yeah, right.
40:02You're not as cute.
40:05Here you are.
40:07Whoa!
40:07No!
40:08Ah!
40:10Ah!
40:10Ah!
40:11What the fuck?
40:11Get out!
40:12No, wait!
40:13I just went off.
40:13I just went off.
40:14I just went off.
40:14We need to do one, man.
40:15Oh, man.
40:15Bullshit, hey.
40:16No!
40:19This is where we sleep.
40:29Oh!
40:30Oh, my God.
40:32Would you look at this?
40:34Yeah, okay, come on.
40:35We ought to be getting back now.
40:38Okay, come on, guys.
40:39Can you just check out that green room on your way out?
40:42Come on, Carl.
40:48So, Mr Budgin, do you like it?
40:52Of course.
40:54You're very lucky.
40:56You know, I didn't believe you about all this.
41:01Well, I saw those blokes take your car.
41:06That was a fib.
41:09That's Darren, our mechanic.
41:11My boyfriend was so annoyed at me for taking the car in this morning,
41:14I completely forgot about its service.
41:17This is the sort of life you dream of when you're a kid.
41:20Or when you do the lottery.
41:23It's how people live on TV.
41:26A million miles from the lives the rest of us lead.
41:29But knowing someone that you actually know lives like this.
41:35Never lose your dreams, Mr Budgin.
41:38Hmm?
41:39Without them, we're nothing.
41:43May I use the bathroom?
41:45Yeah, of course.
41:45Please.
41:46Please.
41:49So, according to the driver, they've all disappeared inside Jem's house.
41:53Have you tried the mobiles?
41:54No, she only had her home number on the file.
41:56So I got the answer machine.
41:57It was a little old lady.
41:59Anyway, I've left a message with Grantley, and I've left one with Phil.
42:03If he's even there with them.
42:04Look, I'm sure that he is, and it's all fine.
42:07Grantley knows what he's doing.
42:09Jem, even more so.
42:10Look, I bet any minute now we find out they're back on track, and there's a simple, rational explanation for
42:15all of this.
42:15Just leave it with me, okay?
42:17Just leave it with me, okay?
42:24Not bad, eh?
42:26Hey, a water slide would be well better.
42:28You got it, eh?
42:29Whee.
42:33I'm going in.
42:34I'm going in.
42:35You're going in.
42:36You're going in?
42:38You're up!
42:39You're up, man!
42:40Whoa, whoa, whoa!
42:41Ow!
42:42Ha ha!
42:43Ha ha!
42:44Ha ha!
42:46Pauline, what's that look about?
42:49Ha ha ha!
43:18Ha ha!
43:20Ha ha ha!
43:20Ha ha ha!
43:21That frickin' hurt!
43:22It frickin' hurt!
43:23It hurts!
43:23Ha ha!
43:24Hey Paul, Paul!
43:26Don't!
43:27Don't!
43:27Don't!
43:28Paul!
43:29Do it!
43:29No, don't!
43:30Do it!
43:30Pop!
43:31Ha!
43:32Ha!
43:33Botlyn!
43:35Get someone!
43:37B-Botlyn!
43:39Can you-
43:40Vudgen? In here.
43:42We've lost Bolton, Philip.
43:44So, what are you doing?
43:45How dare you go through my things?
43:48Worried about what I might find.
43:51Got ourselves into a bit of a pickle, haven't we?
43:55Sir, come quick.
43:56Bolton's hurt himself in the swimming pool.
44:03Where's Paul?
44:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
44:09no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
44:09What are you doing?
44:21The Hill Sods.
44:27All right, all right, all right, just, just, just stay calm, sir.
44:34OK, people, listen up.
44:35Does anyone have a mobile phone number for Jem Allen?
44:39No.
44:40What, none of you? No?
44:41If I did, I'd be on it right now, shouting.
44:44And why's that?
44:46I just rang BBC Northwest, right, to see if we can reschedule.
44:50They've never heard of Jem's mate Hermione.
44:53Or us.
44:54What?
44:55You're joking.
44:55So you're calling her a liar, too?
44:57You're as bad as Grantley.
44:59Well, it seems the entire animal farm trip's been relocated to some large house in Bamford.
45:05Yeah, see, that's where Jem lives.
45:06Does that prove she's right?
45:08No.
45:08We just spoke to her mum, and she's very confused, because as far as she's concerned, Jem lives with her
45:13in a semi in Hardy Way.
45:16Hardy Way?
45:16That's dead rough, innit?
45:18So Miss Allen isn't quite who we think she is, is she?
45:22It was all lies.
45:23Great.
45:23No.
45:24Jem's not like that.
45:26I bet this turns out to be good auntie's fault.
45:33Look, are you OK?
45:35Get him in the recovery.
45:37You're like a binnet with an iron bar, man.
45:40You!
45:41You're an idiot.
45:42Hey, you pushed him.
45:43Oi!
45:44What the hell do you not think you're doing?
45:46I trust you, and you repay me like this.
45:48Trust!
45:50What do you know about trust?
45:52Mr Budgin, I really think we should get back on the bus and leave.
45:56This lot trusted you?
45:59You've lied about everything.
46:01Your car, your boyfriend, this place.
46:03What?
46:03You don't live here.
46:05You're house-sitting for a Mr and Mrs Burkett.
46:09No.
46:10You said that this was your boyfriend's house.
46:12I do live here.
46:13I'm allowed to be here.
46:15You are a liar.
46:18You know, this is all your fault.
46:20You made us come.
46:22Just kept getting at me all day.
46:23You couldn't let me lie, could you?
46:25Sir?
46:26Sir, you all right?
46:27I'm telling you, you're right.
46:29Jesus.
46:29What's wrong, sir?
46:29Paul, call him on things, mate.
46:31Yeah, I'm on it.
46:31I'm on it.
46:32All right, sir.
46:32All right, just take it easy, Ed.
46:34Just take it easy.
46:35What's happening?
46:36Why is he doing this?
46:36Miss, you know first aid.
46:38No, I can't do anything.
46:40You do?
46:40All right, teachers have to.
46:41I can't do anything.
46:42I can't do anything.
46:42It's for health and safety.
46:43I'm not insured.
46:44If he dies, I could get sued.
46:46I can't, OK?
46:47I just can't.
46:49You all right, guys?
46:49It's on its way.
46:50It's on its way.
46:51You all right?
46:52OK.
46:52Sir, you're walking along.
46:53OK?
46:54Just, OK.
46:54Breathe.
46:55Yeah.
46:57Just breathe.
46:58Just hold on.
46:59All right.
47:00Breathe.
47:01Breathe.
47:03I'm sorry about Dante.
47:04He's just stressed at the moment.
47:07And how are you feeling?
47:09Hair levels are tricky enough.
47:10You know what?
47:11I'm loving it.
47:13Yeah?
47:13It's like it's what I'm supposed to do.
47:16I want to study.
47:18Uni suddenly isn't just some form or a picture and a prospectus.
47:23I want to go.
47:25And I think that's what's worrying Dante.
47:31It's not Dante that's the problem.
47:33What do you mean?
47:35It's just with a baby.
47:38Your whole life is planned out for you.
47:41There's no freedom.
47:43Come on, Chloe.
47:45People with kids do all sorts of things.
47:47Yeah, but it's like Dante says.
47:49I'll be a mum first and foremost.
47:52Everything else will have to fit around that.
47:58So, what are you saying?
48:01Do you not want to go now?
48:02No.
48:05It's just what's the point in going as a mum?
48:08If that's how you feel, you could always defer until next year.
48:11Well, because that works.
48:14All the girls from here having babies saying they'll come back and do their exams.
48:19How many of them actually do?
48:24It was Mr. Budgen's fault.
48:27That's rubbish.
48:28I kept telling him how unprofessional he was being, but he just listened to me.
48:31You're lying, miss.
48:33You were the one that brought us here.
48:34Well, it was a good thing I was here, or else who knows what might have happened.
48:37Mr. Budgen saved Bolton's like.
48:39You did nothing.
48:40You're a liar.
48:41You're such a liar.
48:48Just shut up, were you?
49:07Look, I'm sorry, okay?
49:10Got the hijab.
49:12It was nothing to do with his lamb.
49:14That's kind of the problem.
49:16I know.
49:18Stupid.
49:20Offensive.
49:21Look, Janice, if I kicked off earlier, it's just because you wouldn't be the first person
49:25to take the piss out of us for it.
49:27What I want, I swear.
49:29If I was going to say something, I'd just come right out and say it.
49:33Yeah, I know.
49:33That's what I don't understand.
49:35Usually, you're just dead straightforward, yeah, but here, you're like a little kid dressing
49:39up.
49:40So you do think I'm stupid?
49:41Only because you care so much about what other people think.
49:46Look, there's nothing wrong with the fake boobs, yeah?
49:48If it's what you want.
49:51I'm not saying there is.
49:53It's just...
49:54What?
49:55Look, I never used to mind boys looking at me.
49:59But they're not looking at me, are they?
50:01Well, how can you be sure?
50:04I don't know.
50:07I want to know that they're looking at me.
50:10The old me.
50:11The me who I want to go back to.
50:15Not just a couple of bits of plastic.
50:17Yeah?
50:20Yeah.
50:22Yeah.
50:27Miss Mason, I was wondering if you've had a chance to look at that material I gave you.
50:31Not yet, no.
50:32Actually, you know, I'm on the way to see Grantley now in intensive care.
50:37So, let's leave your dossier till another day, shall we?
50:45Well, then, are you all right?
50:49Miss Allen.
50:54Mr Lawson's waiting for you in my office.
51:01I'm okay.
51:05Look, I know that you were part of a response before what just happened.
51:07Hmm?
51:09But at the same time, I heard you did really well with Mr Butch, and so I'm proud of you.
51:12Philip!
51:16Here, take them.
51:18I don't know where you got them from and what on earth made you think I'd want them.
51:22What is wrong with you?
51:24But I...
51:24How sick is that?
51:26You know a girl's second-hand knickers?
51:28You need help.
51:29I don't want them and I don't want anything to do with you.
51:32Got it?
51:34Flick.
51:35Weirdo.
51:37Flick.
51:40Please don't tell me those are mine.
51:59So, I spoke to your mum.
52:02Mum?
52:03That was the number on your CV.
52:05And when I told her you might be back a bit late, she said,
52:09No worries, I won't cook, because tonight's her speed dating night.
52:14That's what I tell her I'm doing, so she doesn't worry about me.
52:17And I'm only there temporarily.
52:19We've spotted this waterfront apartment that is just amazing.
52:22Gem!
52:23There's no one left to impress.
52:27It was all budgiansful.
52:29He was getting at me all day, needling away, making hours, bigging myself up.
52:33All my life there's been people like him, telling me I was nothing, that I'd got nothing coming.
52:40Teachers, bosses, my dad, all the same, all crushing the life out of me.
52:48Smug, smug face.
52:51Imagine, Miss Allen, I don't think so.
52:53Well, I showed him, eh?
52:54I showed him.
52:56Do you do this every school you work at?
53:00Just tell lie after lie until he gets sussed out and then get fired?
53:06You're letting me go?
53:16Have you no idea what you've done?
53:19How unprofessional you've been?
53:21The kids love me.
53:23Without me, they're stuck with the likes of Budgin.
53:25He's sort of knocked the spirit out of them.
53:26Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore, do you?
53:31I really would talk to someone about the lie-in.
53:38Life should be exciting.
53:41Tell that to Grantley Budgin.
53:56Finished, then?
53:58I'm on the break.
53:59I'm here till 11.
54:00Shouldn't you be revising tonight?
54:02There's not much point in that.
54:03Hallie, that's crazy.
54:05You're chucking away your exams for a job you hate,
54:07which I don't imagine pays that well.
54:09It pays more than revision does.
54:11So this is all to pay back my dad?
54:14I'm just trying to do what's right.
54:18I'll best get back to work.
54:21Marley!
54:25Thank you for getting Bolton out.
54:28Don't really understand how a trip to the theatre can end up like this,
54:31but I am glad you did what you did.
54:34Miss Allen.
54:36We'll be letting Jim go.
54:40You just concentrate on getting better, Grantley.
54:43Yeah.
54:49Babes.
54:50Whatever it is,
54:51we can sort it.
54:53I promise.
54:55Right?
54:56Nothing's worth all this, Chloe.
55:01Exams, unit, whatever it is.
55:06You know I love you.
55:08Okay?
55:09And you know I'm going to look after you.
55:11You and this little baby right here,
55:13no matter what happens, okay?
55:16The rest,
55:17we can sort it out.
55:20You don't understand.
55:23How am I supposed to understand, Chloe,
55:24when you haven't told me anything?
55:26I'm not psychic.
55:27You won't understand.
55:33Give us a chance to.
55:38If this is about Kim,
55:40I'm sorry, alright?
55:42I said I'm...
55:42It's not about Kim.
55:43She didn't understand either.
55:46Understand what?
55:49You're going to hate me for this.
55:51Oi.
55:53Oi.
55:55I am not going to hate you.
55:58How could I?
56:02It's just been building up
56:04and building up
56:05and I wanted to talk to you about it
56:06but I couldn't.
56:08What is it, Chloe?
56:14When the baby comes.
56:18Chloe!
56:22When the baby comes,
56:24I've decided I want to
56:26give it up for adoption.
56:29Why?
56:31Because this is supposed to be
56:32the best thing
56:33that's ever happened to me
56:35but more and more
56:36it feels like the worst.
56:39You know?
56:39Like my life is over.
56:44But don't it this way,
56:47we can have a baby when we want.
56:49Yeah?
56:50When we're ready.
56:52Plus, we'll know the baby
56:54will be with people that love it.
56:56Yeah?
56:56And you desperately want it.
57:01Yeah.
57:03Right.
57:08Donnie.
57:12Babe.
57:14Donnie, where are you going?
57:17Donnie, where are you going?
57:30Donnie, where are you going?
57:33Donnie, where are you going?
57:37Donnie, where are you going?
57:38Donnie, where are you going?
57:38Donnie, where are you going?
57:38Donnie, where are you going?
57:38Donnie, where are you going?
57:41Donnie, where are you going?
57:43Donnie, where are you going?
57:45Donnie, where are you going?