00:00People say it's quite a way to heaven
00:05Many miles beyond a distant star
00:09Now I know that all dogs go to heaven
00:14But until we chase our dreams that far
00:18We will find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:25Find a little heaven everywhere we are
00:29This might not be paradise, but boy it sure is fun
00:34And we're not perfect angels, why pretend?
00:39Through funny times and sad ones, lucky breaks and bad ones
00:44We always come out smiling in the end
00:47We find a little heaven everywhere around us
00:52Find a little heaven, you and I my friend
01:07Why can't we take a flat street home, Charlie?
01:10These steep streets always wear out my brake pads
01:12Keep it in low gear, Itch
01:13Low gear, yeah
01:14Low gear?
01:16Is that a short joke?
01:27No driver, runaway truck
01:31I'm walking here, I'm walking here
01:36We can't catch it, Charlie
01:39Maybe one of us can
01:55No autographs, please
01:58Way to go, little buddy
02:01Not a single casualty
02:03Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that
02:05Just look what he's done
02:07I'll tell you what he's done, lady
02:09This little guy just saved your life
02:11Oh my, I had no idea
02:15Please forgive my rudeness
02:17How may I thank you?
02:19Uh, how about we, uh, walk you home, miss
02:23Ha, you know, on foot
02:26Well, I'd be honored
02:28And please, call me Bess
02:31Itch, what gives?
02:32I thought we were gonna get some lunch
02:34Since when?
02:36Don't you wanna walk an adorable creature home?
02:43I'm sorry
02:44It's these darn short legs
02:46You know, as a puppy
02:48I once ran away from home
02:51A week later
02:52They found me at the end of the driveway
02:56Oh, Itchy
02:59You're such a hoot
03:00A hoot?
03:02Oh, like an owl
03:08Honestly
03:08You didn't have to walk me all the way home
03:12Please
03:13What kind of gentleman would we be
03:15If we didn't walk such a
03:17Lovely lady all the way to her door?
03:21Well, thank you
03:23Please help yourself to something to eat
03:25While I clean up a bit
03:26Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute
03:28What's all this lovely lady stuff?
03:30You flirting with my dream girl, Charlie?
03:32Watch it
03:33Flirting?
03:34Itchy?
03:35That was my stomach talking
03:37Not my heart
03:38Besides, Bess is, well, a bit of a woofer
03:46Now there's a gal that could make me feel good
03:49She's got everything but my phone number
03:54Winifred, Bess is, well, a bit of a woofer
03:57Wow, some pedigree pooch
04:01Maybe Bess is her ugly, I mean, unfortunate cousin
04:07I hope I hope I haven't kept you waiting too long
04:11Gosh, that mud wasn't easy to wash out
04:15Bess?
04:17Ah, you've seen my wall of fame
04:48Embarrassing, embarrassing, isn't it?
04:49Oh, in fact, we're late for rehearsal
04:51So long
04:52Uh, bu-bye
04:53Come again real soon
04:55Soon, I think
05:05I blew it
05:07Come on, Ichi
05:09You're blowing this out of proportion
05:11Yeah, bud
05:12You were cruising
05:13Until she got cleaned up
05:18Exactly
05:18Bess was just my type
05:20You know, frumpy
05:20But Winifred
05:23Totally out of my league
05:27Itchy, my pal
05:29All you need is a crash course in Charlie's Charm School
05:33No, I'm no good at school
05:36I can't even spell PhD
05:43You need class
05:44That's no foolin'
05:46She might pass
05:48If you're droolin'
05:50Don't give it all away to start
05:56You need flash
05:58When you're struttin'
06:00And panache
06:01But that's nuttin'
06:04To get the girl is a subtle art
06:11You got to show her
06:14That you're enchanting
06:16Let her be the one that's panting
06:19Take it from me
06:21You're not barking up the wrong
06:25And when it feels right
06:28Then don't delay it
06:30Just be dogged in how you say it
06:34Right from the start
06:35It's gotta come from the heart
06:41Maybe you'll win her
06:42Maybe you'll win her
06:43By takin' her to dinner
06:44Munchin' on bones and brie
06:47Bring her a flower
06:49And really bow-wower
06:51With some lovesick poetry
06:53And when the conversation's dragging
06:58You've got to set her whole world wagging
07:02When push comes to shove
07:04To get a new leash on love
07:08You've got to give her something precious
07:12It's the pause that refreshes
07:16Right from the start
07:18It's got to come from the right
07:20From the start
07:21Not just a part of you
07:24Right from the start
07:25It's got to come from the heart
07:32Right from the heart
07:33Right from the heart
07:37Oh, sure, sure
07:38It works when you whisper in my ear
07:40Tell me what to say
07:40But how's it gonna help me with mess?
07:43Come along, my little protege
07:44I have a plan
07:46Uh, okay, I'll come, Charlie
07:48But that protege, I don't like
07:50When somebody calls me names
07:57Charlie
07:58Charlie
07:59Charlie
08:00Testing
08:01One, two, three
08:02Houston, we have a problem here
08:04Testing
08:05One, two, three
08:06Hello?
08:07No, easy on the eardrums
08:10Just testing to make sure this thing really works
08:12Believe me, it works
08:16Charlie
08:16Here she comes
08:20Remember, just repeat
08:21Whatever I say
08:22Got it?
08:2310-4
08:24Defcon 5
08:25Over and out
08:36Itchy
08:37Fess
08:38Why, what a surprise
08:41Phew
08:42I'm here training for the big dog show
08:44How are you?
08:46I'm wonderful
08:47Now that you're here, that is
08:49I am wonderful
08:51Now that you are here
08:52That is
08:53Well, aren't you sweet?
08:55Back at you, my dear
08:57Why, you're so sweet
08:58You could give a guy a toothache
09:00Back at you, Bess
09:02Why, you're so sweet
09:03You could give me
09:04A toothache
09:12Hey guys, deal me in, okay?
09:16You'll have to excuse my appearance, Itchy
09:18But I just ran over three miles
09:20Uh, I, uh, uh, um
09:23What would you say if I told you
09:25I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?
09:33You're bluffing
09:34You're bluffing
09:36You're bluffing
09:37Okay, so I was the second fastest
09:40Oh, ha, ha, I knew it
09:43You can't con a master
09:45Ha, I knew it
09:48You can't con a master
09:50Ha, then I guess I'd better practice some more
09:54Good day
09:56Bess
09:57Um, tell her she's got a musical laugh
10:02She hates me
10:04Believe me, buddy
10:05I'm really sorry I let you down
10:08Here, pick half my winnings
10:11It doesn't help
10:13Let's face it, Charlie
10:14The only way that I'm ever gonna act like you
10:16Is if I was you
10:17And I ain't
10:18Yeah
10:19Yeah
10:19But what if you were?
10:25So, how do we get Bess to come out?
10:29Watch and learn
10:33And now you
10:41Who, who's out there?
10:43Tis I, Bess
10:45Itchy, Itchiford
10:47Oh, Itchy, hello
10:49Oh
10:49Why does your voice sound different?
10:52Cold
10:54Very, very bad cold
10:57Really?
10:59Yeah, and some chicken pox
11:00I must say that bathed in moonlight
11:05You look especially beautiful tonight
11:08Thank you
11:10But I can't see you, Itchy
11:12I'll be right down
11:13No, I'm contagious
11:17I'll move into the light
11:21Oh, hello
11:24Oh, uh-oh
11:25Hey, ever hear of foot powder?
11:28Itchy, you're so tall
11:30That's because you've never seen me on my hind legs before
11:34I'm very athletic
11:36Why are you waving?
11:38I, uh-oh
11:40I, uh-oh
11:41Uh-oh
11:44Uh-oh
11:44Itchy
11:45Are you alright?
11:47No problemo
11:49It's just that
11:50Oh, darn it, Bess
11:52You make me weak in the knees.
11:58Uh-oh.
12:00Who's weak in the knees, Pess?
12:01Who are you talking to?
12:02Do you mind, Manfred?
12:04I'm talking to my friend, Itchy.
12:07Itchy, huh?
12:09Come out of there, you joker.
12:12Who said you could talk to my girl?
12:14Who is that clown?
12:16The guy we're hiding from.
12:19Get him!
12:20Get him!
12:21Forget China.
12:23We can take this girl.
12:26If Pess sees you here, she'll know I'm a fake.
12:28Hide, Charlie.
12:29Hide, please.
12:33Okay.
12:34Then we'll revert to deceit.
12:37Show yourself, Snowflake.
12:39Or I'm coming in after you.
12:41Oh, honestly, Manfred.
12:43You are such a boor.
12:46Huh?
12:47Huh?
12:57What?
12:57Oh.
12:58Oh.
13:01So you're the one?
13:13Itchy.
13:15Later, Pess.
13:16This water is bad for my cold.
13:23Please, Charlie.
13:24Come on.
13:25Go talk to Pess.
13:27Tell her how great I am.
13:29Build me up.
13:30I don't know, Itchy.
13:31Oh, Charlie.
13:33Oh, Charlie.
13:34Pretty please.
13:35Okay, fine.
13:37But only because I'm a sucker for your boyish charm.
13:41Thanks, pal.
13:47Scratch.
13:51Hey, Bess.
13:54Hi, Charlie.
13:56Well, I didn't know you ran.
13:59Oh, sure.
14:00It's a passion.
14:04I had no idea you were so physical.
14:09Well, nothing compared to Itchy.
14:12He's not only athletic, but he's smart, kind, and he recycles.
14:23You're very loyal to your friend.
14:26I like that.
14:33You know, Bess, sometimes when a guy really likes a girl, it's very hard for him to tell her.
14:41Really?
14:42Yeah.
14:43You know, he just gets so wound up, he can't get the words out.
14:49I see.
14:50All he wants is to tell her he thinks she's great and...
14:57Why, Charlie, I had no idea you liked me that way.
15:02Huh?
15:03I mean, getting Itchy to speak for you, I never dreamed you were the shy, sensitive type.
15:10Me?
15:11And so maddest.
15:13No, Bess, it's not me that's shy and sensitive.
15:17It's Itchy.
15:18I could really fall for a guy like you.
15:20But, wait, I...
15:23He...
15:25No.
15:37So, how'd it go, Charlie?
15:39Is she merely infatuated with me?
15:41Huh?
15:41Huh?
15:42Just tell me what she said.
15:43What'd she say?
15:44What did she say?
15:45Well, she said she could really fall for a guy who can reveal his true feelings.
15:54Woo-hoo!
15:55Yeah-ha-ha!
15:56Yeah-ya-ha-ha!
15:58Yes!
15:59Um, but, you know, Itchy, I've been thinking.
16:02And I don't know if Bess is good enough for you.
16:07Not good enough?
16:08Are you out of your...
16:09Wait a minute.
16:10I'm the one that's not good enough for her.
16:12She's a goddess.
16:14Buddy, I hate to break it to you like this, but...
16:17Bess is in love with someone else.
16:20Say it ain't so, Charlie.
16:23So...
16:24Dumped for another month.
16:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:29Ha-ha-ha!
16:30Ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:36Hey!
16:37Just a cotton-picking minute.
16:39Where did that come from?
16:41Oh, uh...
16:42It's Sasha's lipstick.
16:44Isn't that right, Sasha?
16:45Huh.
16:46As if.
16:49You can't fool me, Charlie.
16:51That's Bess's color.
16:52She kissed you.
16:53But I...
16:54I...
16:54I didn't mean it to happen.
16:57It's not my fault.
16:58No.
16:59It's my fault for thinking that you were my friend,
17:02you mangy, two-bitten, girl-stealing, low-life,
17:06flea-bitten, little...
17:09Mangy?
17:10Please, Itch, just let me explain.
17:13Oh, please.
17:14You've been hitting on her from the start.
17:17Itch, little buddy, you've got to believe me.
17:20I would never.
17:21Get out, Charlie.
17:23Just get out of my life, will you?
17:28Oh...
17:34So you see, Bess, it's all a misunderstanding.
17:37It's Itchie that really loves you.
17:39Oh, dear.
17:41I mean, I like you, but not like Itchie does.
17:45Besides, I'd never do anything to hurt him.
17:48You're a good friend, Charlie.
17:50What do you say we go to the flea-bite
17:52and untangle this ball of yarn?
17:54Oh, right.
17:58I can't wait to see Itchie's face when we tell him.
18:02Tell me what, Bess?
18:04Oh, it's not fair, Charlie.
18:06You know that it's me that lives for her smile.
18:10Me, Emmy.
18:12You do?
18:13And it's me, Charlie,
18:15that worships the very ground she walks on.
18:18You do?
18:20Itchie, stop and look at yourself.
18:22What?
18:24You're talking in front of Bess,
18:26and it's from the heart.
18:28You're cured, little buddy.
18:30Oh.
18:31That's because I'm mad, and I'm in love.
18:34In fact, I'm madly in love.
18:36I love Bess.
18:39Yeah, I love Bess.
18:40Oh, do you now?
18:43Well then,
18:45now I know who to beat the snot out of, lover boy.
18:50Stop it, Manfred.
18:51I am not your property.
18:54Go sit over there and look, cute toots.
18:56This won't take long.
18:58Don't you touch her.
19:01Oh.
19:02Fine.
19:03I'll touch you.
19:06Come on, put your...
19:08Oh, yeah.
19:10Woo.
19:10I don't...
19:11Oh.
19:12Aw.
19:13Aw.
19:14Oh, Itchy.
19:16Speak to me.
19:19That happens to be my best pal.
19:22Then I guess you should join him, Big Nose.
19:25Big Nose out here.
19:31Yeah.
19:32You love him.
19:33He's so cute.
19:36Hm.
19:37No, no, not the face.
19:38Not the face.
19:40I've got a dog show next week.
19:43Hey, Manfred, I think I hear your mommy calling.
19:48Come here, Mommy.
19:49Wow.
19:51You see that itch?
19:53Itch?
20:03Itch?
20:04Oh, pal.
20:06You okay?
20:07Yeah, I'll live.
20:09Still friends?
20:11Oh, sure.
20:12Friends.
20:12Yeah.
20:13You came through for me, Charlie.
20:14Thanks.
20:15And I'm sorry that I let a girl come between us.
20:19Me too, pal.
20:20What do you say?
20:21No more dames, period.
20:23Just you and me, confirmed bachelors.
20:25I don't know, Charlie.
20:27You see...
20:27I found you an ice pack, Itchy.
20:29Honey?
20:31Did I miss something?
20:33When I saw Itchy come to my defense,
20:36I realized how much he really cared.
20:39Because he had no chance against Manfred.
20:42Exactly.
20:43Just look at him.
20:45All soft and billy.
20:48Yeah.
20:49A lovable bag of goo.
20:52Okay, Charlie.
20:53Yeah, we get the picture.
20:57Oh, is this great or what?
20:59I get my best friend back?
21:04And I get another week in the hospital.
21:36Ah!
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