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00:05Greetings, Earth Queens. I come in peace.
00:08I'm Miss Fame, I'm 29 years old, and I'm beyond this planet beautiful.
00:12Well, it looks like I'm the only one here.
00:13Thank God.
00:15My brand is classic, chic, fashion model.
00:18I think I might choose a center spot. Center stage, it feels appropriate.
00:22I'm ready to show everybody what I'm meant to do, which is leave a beauty mark on the face of
00:25the planet.
00:29Hi, fellas. My name is Ginger Minj, and I am a overweight, asthmatic, chain-smoking cross-dresser from Orlando, Florida.
00:35I like to describe myself as a glamour toad.
00:39You look gorgeous.
00:40Something subtle to run to the grocery store.
00:41Just a little something to pick up some apples.
00:43I know that I will never be the prettiest one, but I will always be the beautiful one.
00:51How y'all doing?
00:52My name is Jayden Dior Fierce, capital F-I-E-R-C-E, because I am what? Fierce.
01:00Hi, gorgeous.
01:01Hi. How you doing?
01:02Come on, Miss Sickening.
01:03Okay, girl.
01:04And is there another big girl?
01:06I can only be the only big girl.
01:08She's going to serve you body. She's going to serve you everything you need to survive.
01:12I'm always going to give you life.
01:16Uh-oh.
01:18Who is it?
01:19Ooh, la la la la.
01:21I'm Violet Chachki. I'm 22 years old, and I am a one-of-a-kind collectible.
01:26Hey, gang.
01:27Come on, shoes.
01:28How are we doing?
01:29My biggest strength is probably aesthetics.
01:31I'm very visually appealing.
01:33Is that conceited?
01:35Miss Fame.
01:36Violet Chachki.
01:37Violet Chachki.
01:38You can't forget that.
01:40I've seen Miss Fame's work before, and I'm pretty impressed, but not that impressed.
01:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:48Tall fish.
01:50Well, it's about time.
01:52My name is Max, and I'm a starlet on the rise.
01:54And you're Max.
01:55So lovely.
01:55Yes, I'm Max.
01:56Max period.
01:56Max period, or capitalized, or any way you want to say it, or spell it.
02:01Cool.
02:02I do drag because I have the yearning for old Hollywood glamour.
02:05Where are you from, Max?
02:06I'm from Wisconsin, actually.
02:08Wisconsin.
02:10Well, yes, this is a contest for queens, but not the Queen of England, girl.
02:14Can I look at your paper?
02:15Of course.
02:16Let me teach you a beauty trick.
02:21Blot away that shine.
02:22I don't know if that came across shady, but...
02:25Thank you, Max.
02:29Is this Russia?
02:31With love.
02:32My name is Ekaterina Petrovna Zamolchkova, but you can call me Katya.
02:35I'm on exit.
02:36And I'm just your average run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker.
02:40Is this the Schulman bar mitzvah?
02:43Hi.
02:44Katya is at the intersection of glamour and comedy.
02:48You can find her right on the corner, selling her ass.
02:51Is this Soviet Union inspired?
02:52It's actually my great-grandma's army uniform.
02:57I'm here!
02:58We made it, bitches!
03:00Yes!
03:01I'm Jasmine Masters, and I'm 37 years old.
03:05How did you get this body?
03:06Girl, I don't know.
03:07Jasmine is class and elegant.
03:09Jasmine is it.
03:12Where you from?
03:12I'm from Nashville.
03:13Nashville, I'll be there.
03:14Where you from?
03:15I'm from Atlanta.
03:16All right, Atlanta.
03:17Now, Atlanta girl.
03:18No one says that, but yes.
03:20Okay, work.
03:21All right.
03:23Hiya, my homies.
03:24I'm home.
03:27Are there any other queens here?
03:29Oh, just me, I guess.
03:32My name is Mrs. Kasha Davis.
03:35And I'm an international celebrity housewife because of that one time I performed in Canada.
03:39Nice to meet you.
03:40I like your tits.
03:41Mine are still bigger, though.
03:42Here they are.
03:43Oh, oh!
03:44Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.
03:45I'm jealous.
03:46I don't have any fat to push together.
03:52This is Amori Povich.
03:53My name is Trixie Mattel, and I'm 24 years old.
03:57Oh, my goodness.
03:58Well, here's another comedy queen.
04:01She got her overdrawn lips and clown makeup.
04:03She is ready to go.
04:04I'm a hair and makeup artist.
04:09So, I think a lot of the queens don't necessarily get where I'm coming from.
04:13Drag queens always say, paint for the back row.
04:15I paint for the check cashing place down the street.
04:19I hope your girl's got a sweet tooth because Candy's in the motherfucking house.
04:24Uh-oh.
04:24She's got a tagline.
04:26I'm Candy Ho, and I'm 28 years old.
04:29From Puerto Rico.
04:30Puerto Rico!
04:31Puerto Rico!
04:32Candy is hot.
04:34Candy is condense.
04:35If you touch her too close, you might get burned.
04:40Uh-oh.
04:42Look who walked in, bitch.
04:44Sup.
04:46I'm Pearl.
04:48I'm 23 years old.
04:49I would describe Pearl as some kind of robotic Stepford wife bitch.
04:55Hey, girls.
04:56Hi.
04:57Hi.
04:57Welcome.
04:58I notice this black trim around her chin.
05:00I'm thinking, what the hell is that?
05:02But, hey, you like it.
05:03Rock your own bow.
05:04Come on, chin strap.
05:08Well, hello.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I'm Kennedy Davenport, and I am the dancing diva of Texas, honey.
05:15Wait.
05:15Kennedy.
05:16Yeah.
05:16Oh, my God.
05:17That's me.
05:18I spin, I kick, I flip, I jump off the stage in six-inch heels.
05:24That's what puts the diva in it.
05:26Get over here.
05:27I'm sorry, everybody.
05:28I'm about to meet you forever, girl.
05:30I'm a big fan of Kennedy Davenport.
05:33I've been wanting to meet her for so long that Ruth turned the party for me.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:38For real, y'all, I'm geeked the fuck up.
05:42I'm geeked.
05:43I'm geeked.
05:47Hey, it's me.
05:48Say hello to my little friend.
05:51I'm Sasha Bell.
05:53I'm 28 years old, and I have been mentally preparing myself for this for years.
05:57Just anywhere will do.
05:58I could tell you every episode what the challenge was, who went home.
06:02I feel like I've cracked the code.
06:03Hey, girls, what's going on?
06:05I'm the next drag superstar because I've done my homework.
06:08Girl, please.
06:09No.
06:10Sorry.
06:12Next.
06:15Who's ready for some hot tuna casserole?
06:17Because mama's home.
06:22Oh, man.
06:24I'm Tempest DuJour, and I'm 46 years old.
06:27You got a baby.
06:27My drag style is influenced by Phyllis Sillard and the campy and kitschy people of the world.
06:33Your baby is adorable.
06:35It's Amber.
06:35Amber Alerts.
06:36Amber Alerts.
06:37Tempest, she's an old-fashioned drag.
06:40She tries to be funny, I guess.
06:42So how old are you?
06:43Oh!
06:44How old am I?
06:46How old am I?
06:46How old am I?
06:47Really?
06:47Who the hell does that?
06:49Who in their first meeting says, how old are you?
06:52You don't stop dreaming at a certain age.
06:57She's not ready to have her.
07:00Welcome, bitches.
07:02Yes.
07:03No, woo-woo here.
07:04You want to go up to be supermodel of the world?
07:07Mm-hmm.
07:08Then you better learn how to sit in that walk, girl.
07:11Because you're born naked, and the rest is...
07:16Elisiago!
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19What do you think it means?
07:21Hello, hello, hello!
07:23Oh, my God.
07:25Fabulous.
07:27Welcome, lady kids.
07:29Now, I hope you're tucked tight and ready for the ride of your line.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Because everything you think you know about RuPaul's Drag Race is about to change.
07:41Your first challenge isn't just a photo shoot.
07:44Oh, hell no!
07:47It's a Fashion Week extravaganza.
07:51Presented by Decoy the Product Hair Care.
07:55To make an unforgettable first impression, you need to dig in your trunks and model two of your very best
08:03looks.
08:03One from your spring collection, and one from your fall collection.
08:07This is right up my alley, and I can't wait for everyone to gag on my aleganza.
08:12Your runway will be part of this week's final evaluation.
08:16Kill it on the catwalk, or end up fashion roadkill.
08:20Your choice.
08:21Dang!
08:22This is a lot for the first day.
08:24They got us doing runways?
08:26Hashtag too much.
08:27Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
08:35Why do fashion shows always start so late?
08:38For today's mini-challenge, we have to showcase our spring and fall looks on the runway, sponsored by Decoy the
08:42Product for Hair.
08:43This is not a mini-challenge, this is a maxi mini-challenge.
08:46With wings.
08:48Oh, wait a minute, it's starting.
08:50Serving spring glamour.
08:52Ginger Minj.
08:53I've got to march the runway in front of Michelle Visage and RuPaul and Carson Kressley.
08:57I think I can see her tool.
08:59But I know that I can excel at anything I put my mind to.
09:03Candy Ho, Milan, Paris, New York.
09:07Pacoima.
09:08I'll give you the face, I'll give you the ass, and I'll give you the legs.
09:12This Latina, she's coming for all of you.
09:16Max!
09:17Yes, Charling, sell the garments!
09:19I'm making sure that I'm delivering, and I get to fully portray the character.
09:24I've had pelvic exams more thrilling than this.
09:28Jayden Dior Fierce.
09:30It's very Apollonia.
09:32Apollonia 6, 7, 8, 9.
09:37Balderdash.
09:38Katya.
09:39Oh.
09:40I do love a onesie for spring.
09:44Excellent use of the cape.
09:46Yes.
09:47How dull.
09:49Mrs. Kasha Davis.
09:51Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue.
09:54Mrs. Kasha Davis is a lady.
09:56Anybody can be a girl, but it takes a lot of balls to be a lady.
09:59Mitzi Gaynor.
10:01Tixie Mattel.
10:02We finally know what happened to Baby Jane.
10:04My family's Native American.
10:06We grew up very, very poor.
10:08But Trixie, she has it all.
10:09The biggest problem in her life is what to wear the next day.
10:13Next up, fur.
10:15Fur for spring.
10:16Yes.
10:17Blame it on climate change.
10:19Yes.
10:19Bitch, I'm from New York, and you can wear fur in spring, okay?
10:25Tempest du jour.
10:26What do you think is under that skirt?
10:28My first guess would be Jimmy Hoffa.
10:31Geraldo should have come there.
10:33Sexy, sexy drag queen.
10:36Miss Fane.
10:38I would read her, but she's red all over.
10:40My strongest suit is modeling.
10:42Ideally, that will carry me to get that crown.
10:44I see a red bottom, and it's not a shoe.
10:46Oh.
10:46I'm giving you just a gag-worthy moment.
10:49Jasmine Masters.
10:51No jacket required.
10:53Jasmine Masters is bright as summer.
10:55I am here.
10:56H-E-R-E, bitch, I'm here.
10:58Simple midriff.
11:00It's tasteful.
11:01Violet Tchotchke.
11:03Oh, dear, she has a toothache.
11:05I think I can see her spleen.
11:07Spleens are very in this year.
11:08They are.
11:08Spleens are the new orange.
11:09Yeah, they really are.
11:10Kennedy Davenport.
11:12Missy Nash.
11:13I'm old school and a touch a new school.
11:15Everything is bigger in Texas, and I fit right on me in honey.
11:18All she needs is a casserole.
11:20Mmm.
11:20But not Junior.
11:22Sasha Belle.
11:23I see those judges give my little look.
11:26I need to show them how much I want this.
11:29She already has a fan.
11:32Who uses fans anymore?
11:35Now it's time to do our foul look.
11:38Chad, the struggle is real.
11:41Let's see what they're serving for fall.
11:43Ginger Minj.
11:44Ginger Minj is a plus-size diva.
11:47She always wants to look neat, petite, and ready to eat.
11:49She's like the editor of a magazine.
11:51Yeah.
11:51Popular wildlife.
11:53It's so hideous, I think I'll put it on the cover.
11:56Candy hoe.
11:57Fur.
11:58More fur.
11:59It's shaved beaver, I believe.
12:02Max.
12:03Wow.
12:03I think she'll send her flashbacks.
12:05Yes, right?
12:05And I like it.
12:06Very Tilda Swinton.
12:08Very.
12:10Jaden Dior Fierce.
12:12I see Chaka Khan.
12:13She's every woman.
12:14Through the fire.
12:15This is definitely a signature Jaden Dior Fierce look.
12:19I'm the other, other, other Tyra.
12:24Katya.
12:25Fur's back.
12:25Yes, fur is back.
12:26I'm giving you dead animal camouflage, Duck Dynasty realness.
12:29Pamela Anderson, I'm so sorry.
12:31Oh my God, she killed it.
12:33She killed, I know she really killed it.
12:35Mrs.
12:36Tasha Davis.
12:38Look at those curves.
12:40Look at those curves.
12:40Oh, these?
12:40These are not for sale.
12:41I'm getting Colombian Mother of the Bride from this.
12:46Tixie Mattel.
12:47The handbag matches the shoulder.
12:49Is that a sequins dress?
12:50That is a sequins dress.
12:53It's like two pigs fighting under a blanket back there.
12:56Next up, Pearl.
12:57You can't lose with black, you know?
12:59She's the lady DJ.
13:01Yeah.
13:01Eat your heart out, Paris Hilton.
13:03Yeah, I'm sure she's listening to Four Naked, my new album.
13:06Of course.
13:06Can you hear us right now?
13:08Hello?
13:09Nothing.
13:11Tempest du jour.
13:13Oh.
13:14The look I've chosen is intended to show that I can have more than one kind of campy and kitschy
13:19look.
13:19I like the quilted poncho.
13:21It's actually a car cover.
13:23Please make it stop.
13:27Miss Fame.
13:28Wow.
13:29Golden Lady.
13:30It's not lame.
13:31It's LeMay.
13:32Yes.
13:33I do like the fascinator.
13:35I'm fascinated by fascinators.
13:36I am too.
13:36I could talk about them for days.
13:40Jasmine Masters.
13:41Wow.
13:42Purple Rain.
13:43Jasmine has been in her purple trans code with her black fur.
13:46Well, not really fur.
13:47Just some all carpet I strained out.
13:53Violet Tchotchke.
13:55Looking smart and tartan.
13:56I'm getting a reveal.
13:57Oh.
13:58Oh God.
13:58Oh.
14:00Bay City roller.
14:02I'm giving you Tachan Alaganza.
14:04Being able to serve two looks in one is a talent.
14:09So good.
14:11Kennedy Davenport.
14:13Yes, she's going back to her roots.
14:15All that green.
14:17She's sort of a sexy choir master.
14:20Yes.
14:21That's exactly what I was thinking.
14:23Sasha Bell.
14:24Oh my word.
14:25Fans back.
14:26Wow.
14:28Not sure what's going on in the front.
14:30It's like the underbelly of a lobster.
14:34Wow.
14:41I want one in every color.
14:43Well, now we know what to wear for fall.
14:45Yeah.
14:45Yeah.
14:46I'm going to be wearing lobster.
14:48I go for my first shell fitting next week.
14:50Oh God.
14:52Oh.
14:52Hi everybody.
14:54So nice to finally meet all of you.
14:56Everybody's taking off their drag and I'm like, who the fuck are these people?
15:00Pearl.
15:01Trixie?
15:02Did somebody from the crew just wander into the workroom?
15:05Pearl?
15:06Trade.
15:07Ginger's transformation is pretty remarkable.
15:09She goes from Kathy Bates to Bob Hoskins.
15:12Hello, hello, hello ladies.
15:16Well, well, well.
15:18This is the most dragedy season premiere ever.
15:23And we're just getting started.
15:26Oh pit crew.
15:30Oh my goodness.
15:33Oh my goodness.
15:35I think the new pit crew member may be Jewish.
15:40Mazel tov.
15:43All right, ladies, the pit crew arrived in the buff because for the first time in drag race history, you'll
15:50be making your main stage debut.
15:53Naked.
15:55Naked.
15:56And afraid.
15:58Oh.
16:00You need to create a resort wear look that tears away to reveal a nude illusion.
16:07Because you are what?
16:09Hashtag born naked and the rest is drag.
16:13No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, but looking at some of these queens, I'm thinking, Rue, you don't want
16:18to see these girls up in here naked, I know you don't.
16:21The maxi challenge this week is to create resort wear that has a tear away to reveal a nude illusion.
16:26I pride myself on utilizing literally none of my natural features.
16:29So a challenge where I have to compete with these beautiful fishy girls with perfect bodies to me is a
16:33worst case situation.
16:34I'm just hoping this looks expensive.
16:36My brand that is Miss Fame is runway shows, fashion magazines, glamour.
16:41So I love this challenge.
16:42I really want to win badly.
16:44Looks resorty.
16:45Does anybody have scissors?
16:46Be a good Christian and let me use them.
16:49Hey, kitty girl.
16:51How are my nudie patooties?
16:54Nude.
16:56Well, Tempest is your.
16:57Group haul.
16:58I'm very excited to see what you're coming up with because I know you're a costume designer.
17:02I am.
17:02I teach it.
17:03So I feel a little pressure for my students who are going to be watching this.
17:06Now, when you auditioned a few years ago, you were still heavy.
17:09Yeah.
17:09I was just under 400 pounds.
17:12Excuse me?
17:13I'm trying to lead by example and that was a big catalyst for the weight loss.
17:16Part of it was, you know, I got to be alive for these kids.
17:19I've been with my husband now for eight years and I have two amazing and beautiful adopted children.
17:24I'm at a place in my life now where my children are more important to me than, you know, that
17:29bucket of fried chicken.
17:30I'm going to let you get back to work.
17:31I want to see what you come up with.
17:33Thanks, Ru.
17:33Thanks.
17:34Bye.
17:36Candy Ho.
17:37Hey, Mama.
17:38From the whole family of products.
17:40Tell me about your nude illusion.
17:42Traditionally on our show, Puerto Ricans like to show a lot of body.
17:45I love to show body.
17:46I think this runway is right on my alley.
17:49Oh, it's on your alley?
17:50Yeah.
17:52Okay.
17:52Do you know how to sew?
17:54I don't.
17:55How do you become a drag queen without knowing how to sew?
17:58I mean, I think it takes more than sewing because you can know how to sew, but you can have
18:02the worst taste ever.
18:04Any sensible queen should know how to make a dress.
18:06You know, it's part of the game.
18:07You have to play.
18:12Bitch.
18:13Why, Jasmine Masters.
18:15Yes, Mother Ruth.
18:16What are you planning for the reveal on the main stage?
18:18It's like a butterfly in a cocoon.
18:22I've heard of those.
18:23Yes.
18:23So I would be like some type of like a cocoon.
18:26Then I would grow.
18:27So as I'm walking down the runway, I'm going to grow them.
18:31Because the butterfly is actually in the cocoon.
18:33This is the cocoon.
18:34Right.
18:35Which is me, the butterfly.
18:36You know, like a butterfly is in a cocoon.
18:39Uh-huh.
18:39Every step that I take down the runway, the butterfly inside is growing.
18:45Oh, yeah.
18:46Uh-huh.
18:47So once it gets revealed to the end of the runway, the butterfly is there.
18:53Shoo.
18:53Shoo.
18:54Shoo.
18:55Okay.
18:55Great.
18:56Great.
18:56Well, um, keep working.
18:58All right.
19:00Jasmine's resort tearaway is two hula hoops with fabric around it.
19:04Who the hell is going to go to a resort wearing that?
19:08All right, ladies.
19:09Get ready to put on a show and then take it all off.
19:13Good luck.
19:14And remember, don't fuck it up.
19:22So your partner, are you guys like married or?
19:24Yeah.
19:24We got married last year.
19:26My boyfriend's family.
19:27I went home for Christmas with them and they really liked me.
19:29And then they found out about drag and they called him like in a panic.
19:31Like, we don't want you with somebody who does this.
19:33For real?
19:34Yeah.
19:34They don't like drag.
19:36I don't understand how they don't get that it's just me playing a person.
19:38His mom said Trixie's like clown drag makes me sick to my stomach.
19:42Oh my God.
19:43They were right about one thing.
19:49This is really happening.
19:51I know.
19:51Someone's going home.
19:53I am terrified for this elimination.
19:55We have to be naked.
19:57And I have the body of a 55 year old Irish rock climber.
20:00Give me a fucking break.
20:03The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
20:06Well, look at you.
20:07It's like the gay Mount Rushmore.
20:10My bosom buddy, Michelle Visage.
20:13You're serving a little Britney there.
20:14Either this or a snake.
20:15I chose this.
20:17Carson Kressley.
20:19I'm so glad you joined the queendom.
20:21I'm glad to be here.
20:22And look who's back.
20:23The other Miss Ross.
20:25Ross Matthews.
20:26I'm glad to have you in my big opening.
20:29That's a first.
20:31And our extra special guest.
20:33The funniest woman in the universe.
20:36Kathy Griffin.
20:37Ru, I brought my real smile and a lot of fake hair.
20:41Me too.
20:44This week, our queens were challenged to show off their best spring and fall fashions.
20:49Tonight, they're ready to debut their tearaway resort wear.
20:53And the first ever naked runway.
20:56Gentlemen, start your engines.
20:58And may the best woman win.
21:01Now sissy that wild.
21:02Up first is Russia's own Katya.
21:06Ooh.
21:07Katya awesome.
21:07It is my dream to walk down the main stage runway of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:11And I have to do it naked.
21:12I rip off the thing.
21:13Ooh.
21:14And I'm giving you Russian red hippie realness.
21:17I think they're buying it.
21:18When in doubt, show them your asshole.
21:19I don't know.
21:21Oh dear.
21:21She dropped something.
21:22What an ass.
21:24Does her fringe match the drapes?
21:28Mrs. Kasha Davis.
21:30Mrs. Roper realness.
21:31Walking down the runway is surreal.
21:33I get center, pull the Velcro, and I'm naked.
21:35I slipped it off because there was my husband on the side of the pool.
21:39I could put a saddle on that camel toe.
21:41Do you remember that time Joanne Worley posed for Playboy?
21:45No.
21:46Sasha Bell.
21:47Diane Von Fistenberg.
21:49I'm feeling amazing.
21:50I'm giving you J-Lo just waking up from a one night stand in the Bahamas.
21:55Well, it looks like everybody got a little bit of black in them.
21:59Sasha Bell, you can ring my bell, girl.
22:01Mm-hmm.
22:02Miss Fame.
22:03I want to live forever.
22:04I'm wearing a custom Miss Fame fashion poncho.
22:08And then bam.
22:08Oh.
22:09Hello.
22:09And I'm shining like a star.
22:11I'm a goddamn brand.
22:12She's serving Eve.
22:14Summer's Eve.
22:17LaGuardia.
22:18Newark.
22:19Kennedy.
22:21Yeah, she's almost there.
22:23Oh.
22:24That's not a Brazilian.
22:25It's an Egyptian.
22:26It sure is.
22:27Honey, I am feeling it.
22:30Beautiful.
22:31Sexy.
22:32The runway's mine.
22:33She's got quite a back story going on there.
22:37Tempest du jour.
22:38She is of the day.
22:40Let me just take this off.
22:41Uh-huh.
22:42It's a little warm in here, isn't it?
22:44Oh.
22:44I don't have fish to serve, so I'm going to give the crabs.
22:48Ooh.
22:48If you're going to have crabs, they might as well be gold.
22:50Where'd you get your belt?
22:51Red Lobster.
22:52I love their cheese biscuits.
22:55Trixie Mattel.
22:56She can't play.
22:57She doesn't have any balls.
22:58I'm doing Valley Girl.
22:59She's at the resort.
23:00She's playing a little tennis.
23:01Show us your birdie.
23:02Oh.
23:03Surprise.
23:03I kind of look like a doll.
23:05So I'm giving you hinges.
23:06Life in Plastic is fantastic.
23:08A living doll.
23:09She's like Skipper's sister stripper.
23:12Mm-hmm.
23:12Pearl.
23:13Oh.
23:14That's what I call Greek goddess dressing.
23:16Let's see your clam, Pearl.
23:18My resort tearaway look is tacky, 90s, Versace-inspired.
23:24And bubble cum, pink, pearlfection.
23:28It's like a runway on Ambien.
23:32Max, brace yourself, ladies.
23:35Nothing says resort like polio.
23:37Ooh.
23:38Yes.
23:38She could strip.
23:40It's a miracle.
23:41As I'm walking down the runway, I'm clinging for dear life to my crutches like a wounded predator.
23:47This is Helmut Newton's Nadja Auermann shoe.
23:50Yes, it is.
23:51I think she's using her props as a crutch.
23:53Ginger minge.
23:54Ginger minge.
23:54Good morning, starshine.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Look at her.
23:57Sweet little lemon drop.
23:58Oh.
23:59Oh, oh.
24:00We have a crack problem.
24:01See, that's the kind of crack you find on the street.
24:03Uh-huh.
24:03That's right.
24:04My concept is to be naked but still classy.
24:08I'm Southern.
24:09I like to be classy.
24:10It's quite an impressive pearl necklace.
24:12Sometimes they can be so messy.
24:13Especially when they're layered.
24:15Jasmine Masters.
24:16Uh-oh.
24:17Now sissy that wow.
24:21I dropped a cocoon and a butterfly is coming out.
24:24She got circumcised.
24:26Look.
24:26You see a little bit of tits.
24:27You see a little ash.
24:28You see a little cut cut.
24:29When I dropped that cocoon, baby, it was all she wrote.
24:33Afro, she did it.
24:34Uh-huh.
24:34Yeah, she did.
24:36Now, Jasmine appeals to our fringe audience.
24:39Yes.
24:40Candy Ho.
24:42What did you call me?
24:43I'm just giving you Greek goddess.
24:45Oh.
24:46Uh-oh.
24:47I take my tearaway off and I'm just giving you curves and giving you this sexuality that
24:52none of the other girls have.
24:53Nice buns, all three of them.
24:54Moon over Puerto Rico.
24:57Jaden Dior fierce.
25:00Oh, Beyonce who?
25:01Fine.
25:01Hi, Gorge.
25:02She wishes she had those curves.
25:03Uh-oh.
25:04Oopsies.
25:04What?
25:05Was that supposed to happen?
25:06I'm giving the judges curves and swerves and plumpaliciousness.
25:11And I gotta show the judges how sexy I is.
25:13Touch all of this skin, honey.
25:15I like big butts and I cannot lie.
25:18No.
25:19Violet tchotchke.
25:20Oh.
25:21Blanche DuBois.
25:22Mm-hmm.
25:23Oh.
25:24There it goes.
25:25Yes.
25:26Take it easy.
25:26Oh.
25:27Yep.
25:28The devil wears nada.
25:29Uh-huh.
25:30I feel great.
25:30I love being naked.
25:31I love my body.
25:33I'm comfortable with just a piece of duct tape on and a smile.
25:35This reminds me to never eat.
25:37Mm-hmm.
25:37Ever.
25:38Now, sister that wow.
25:39Welcome, ladies.
25:41When I call your name, please step forward.
25:44Ginger Minj.
25:46Jaden Dior fierce.
25:48Pearl.
25:49Mrs. Kasha Davis.
25:52Katya.
25:54Max.
25:56Trixie Mattel.
26:00You are all safe.
26:03You may leave the stage.
26:06And while you're at it, put some goddamn clothes on.
26:11Ladies, it's time for the judge's critiques.
26:15First up, Sasha Bell.
26:17Your fall look, crustacean chic.
26:19I thought it was a little overwhelming.
26:21You're doing a nude illusion.
26:23Why are you showing huge black undergarments?
26:25I think I was confused by the assignment.
26:27Well, to be fair, all of the girls were told the exact same thing.
26:31All right, next up, Miss Fame.
26:33On the runway, the looks are fantastic.
26:35They're bold.
26:36You look frighteningly fierce.
26:38And I love a pointed shoulder.
26:40I mean, let's just all go back to Dynasty while we can.
26:42I thought the little blue number was cute.
26:44I just expected a little bit more, you know?
26:47Next up, Kennedy Davenport.
26:50In that spring look, you are giving me Oprah Winfrey.
26:54Kennedy Davenport!
26:56Yes!
26:57I loved your Bob Mackie butterfly.
27:00Maybe if you just readjust the girls, the nipples won't be...
27:02Right, I can't.
27:03It's the way it's painted.
27:05Michelle's surgeon can fix you right now.
27:07Next up, Tempest Du Jour.
27:10How'd it feel walking the runway?
27:12I just recently lost a ton of weight, so doing nude body is a cathartic moment for me today.
27:17Condragulations on your weight loss.
27:19On that note, your runway look tonight, you're wrinkly.
27:23You're droopy.
27:24You're a thin girl now.
27:25But let's talk about your runway numbers.
27:26I'm not a fan of wearing quilt-like materials because they tend to make us look bigger.
27:30You just lost all this weight and you just put on 50 pounds.
27:33Next up, Jasmine Masters.
27:36How you feeling up there?
27:36Hi, I'm so happy.
27:37I'm shitting out happiness to be here.
27:40I loved your Cirque du Soleil tube that you popped out of.
27:44Then I was like, when's she going to take off the fringy thing?
27:47I want to see that gorgeous body.
27:48More nudity.
27:50And then we get to your fall look and I don't get it.
27:52You know, it just looks old and dated.
27:55All right, candy ho.
27:56Nothing says resort than wearing a tunic with no pants.
28:00And I was just like, oh God, I can see her chocha.
28:02That's Spanish for vagina.
28:04You're a beautiful queen. You've got the body.
28:06You're contouring on the other hand.
28:08Girl, this is not a nightclub.
28:09This is TV.
28:10It looks like you literally contoured on a beard.
28:15No.
28:17Up next, Violet Tchotchke.
28:20In the tartan look, when you put your thing down, flipped it and reversed it,
28:23I almost fell off of my chair.
28:25And speaking about a reveal, I would have somehow liked to have seen it zhuzhed a little
28:29because I'm getting boy.
28:30I actually really enjoyed seeing your real boy body.
28:34You kind of have that essence of those crazy skinny models that may or may not have boobs.
28:39Thank you, Cathy.
28:40Ladies, I have one final question.
28:42And I want the naked truth.
28:45Which queen has least impressed you thus far?
28:49Sasha.
28:49I'd have to say Pearl.
28:51Miss Fame.
28:51Jaden.
28:52Kennedy Davenport.
28:54Trixie.
28:55Tempest DuJour.
28:56Ginger.
28:57The naked truth, Jasmine.
28:58Sasha, because she just came out plain.
29:02All right, Candy Hope.
29:03Tempest.
29:04He's mature.
29:04But I think in drag you have to upgrade yourself to not bore people.
29:09I think it's interesting.
29:10When we did introductions the first day, she didn't even say hello.
29:12Her first response was, how old are you?
29:14I wanted to know your age because you look older and your look wasn't my favorite.
29:18And I just wanted to know where you were coming from.
29:20That's it.
29:20All right, Violet Tchotchke.
29:22Sasha, you just kind of faded into the background for me.
29:25I don't know how I faded into the background.
29:27I wore a lobster dress.
29:30Well, thank you, ladies.
29:32Now, while you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:38When Ruth says, I'm safe, it's like, oh, I'm not Shangela.
29:43Yes.
29:50Mrs. Conscious Davis is safe.
29:52And, oh, you know, that's just a little piddle in the Depends there.
29:55That was like, whoo.
30:00Ooh, they got the two fat girls in the bag bringing up the caboose.
30:02I'm feeling good that I was safe during the first elimination.
30:07But not great because it was more of a, okay, well, you weren't bad enough to go home this week.
30:11So, you just wait until next time.
30:15Safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe.
30:18Cocktails!
30:19Oh, thank goodness.
30:21Oh, well, I guess I'm having a cranberry.
30:23Can I sit by you, Pearlie?
30:25Yes.
30:25Oh, girl.
30:26Take a seat.
30:26Relax.
30:27Hey, naked.
30:28Come over, ladies.
30:29Miss nakedness.
30:30Let's have a toast.
30:31Toast.
30:32Toast.
30:33Safe done.
30:34That means we can win tomorrow.
30:36Cheers.
30:40So, what were y'all thinking on the main stage?
30:42My feet hurt.
30:43Exactly.
30:44I thought to myself, do not look at RuPaul, or you are literally going to f*** your f***ing pants.
30:49Oh, my God.
30:50My car would f*** your pants anyway.
30:52Plus, it's RuPaul, Michelle, Kathy.
30:54That's, like, Carson.
30:55Like, they're just all so ice cold and gay icons.
30:58I'm like, don't look at them.
30:59It's a judgment line.
31:00It's just, like, a huge judgment.
31:02Like, the most judgment you could ever.
31:04Oh, yeah.
31:05I loved it.
31:05I lived for it.
31:07I gagged.
31:08That was fun.
31:09I always wanted to be on a runway, and I'm a big girl, and I love just, for some reason,
31:13walking a runway, I just get so much life.
31:17Oh, Beyonce.
31:18Who?
31:19Hi, Gorge.
31:20I wish she had those girls.
31:21Uh-oh.
31:21Oopsies.
31:22What?
31:23I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
31:25No.
31:26You said you had one goal coming here, and it was to not be picked off first.
31:29To not go home first.
31:29Well, they made it.
31:31That is really true.
31:33That is the, that's kind of the walk of shape.
31:34Right?
31:35That is true.
31:36I am just glad that I was goddamn safe on the naked challenge.
31:39There's nothing like this.
31:40Thank God.
31:40Having the lip sync naked.
31:42Oh my gosh.
31:42Nobody should see my naked body.
31:44The tricks at home don't even see my naked body.
31:46I have one candle burning in the far, like, corner of my apartment when they come over.
31:50Do you guys feel like you could identify, like, what type of queen people are right when you saw them?
31:54I could not.
31:55I felt like I knew Kennedy was, like, pageant, for sure.
32:04Well, yeah, but that's obvious, though.
32:06Just, like, with the style.
32:06And then, uh, Candy, she just had that, like, perfect, gorgeous, like, Puerto Rican look.
32:11I was like, she's for sure from Puerto Rico.
32:18I don't know why, but I was expecting the girls to be a lot uglier.
32:24I was like, oh, oh, they look good.
32:28I'm sorry, like, Miss Famous Fear is sickening.
32:31She's all couture, custom, everything, blah, blah, blah.
32:33But that look was some vivacious realness.
32:38I mean, that looked like something very similar I would make for my mother on Mother's Day.
32:42You make your mother a blue lizard dresser?
32:44You've never met her mom.
32:46Oh.
32:46You're about my mom's age. Would you want it?
32:49No.
32:50She ran in the corner yesterday, and I catch it out of the corner of my eye, and I turn
32:54around and go,
32:55I thought this was drag queens, not the queen of England.
32:58You came in there with that gray hair, and I thought it was fierce.
33:00I loved it, but she just threw me for a loop.
33:04Girl, I love your accent.
33:05You said, did you hot glue that?
33:08Hot glue.
33:08Yeah, what part of Wisconsin are you from, girl?
33:10I'm from London.
33:12London, Wisconsin.
33:13I'm from London, Wisconsin.
33:13I don't know.
33:15I have like a little...
33:15Affectation.
33:17Affectation.
33:17Max is the Madonna of RuPaul's Drag Race.
33:21She's got a fake mole on her face and a fake British accent that comes and goes with the breeze.
33:27Who is rubbing you the wrong way?
33:29Was anybody super annoying right off the bat?
33:31First day, super annoying in the workroom.
33:35And if it's somebody in here, just say it.
33:37Just say it.
33:37Who cares?
33:38I don't know.
33:39Right?
33:40You can sit there yourself.
33:42We don't know anybody well enough.
33:43You know, we are human beings, and we can go, I get some kind of vibe off of you.
33:46I can tell if we're going to get along at least a little bit.
33:49Well, who are you talking about?
33:50Like, who do you...
33:51At first, at first, I didn't think I was going to like you.
33:54I'm glad we're having a moment to get together.
33:55I thought you were cut.
33:56No, you have like a very...
33:58I'm so bitch.
33:59You look beautiful.
34:00No, that's not it at all.
34:02You know what?
34:03Gay people judging me, big surprise.
34:05I'm so surprised.
34:07No, you have a very cold air about you.
34:10I do.
34:10Well, thank you.
34:11The way you paint when I first met you, I was like, she could be a bitch.
34:13You have a cold face, and I appreciate it.
34:16Do I paint a bitch face on you?
34:17Yeah, kind of.
34:18Because the way you paint, you have these like sultry, like, I'm not even impressed kind of eyes.
34:22I don't know how much you do that.
34:24I mean, they're beautiful.
34:25That's amazing.
34:26I think they probably look good.
34:28My ex calls them bedroom eyes, and now all of a sudden...
34:31Yeah, they love sleeping, girl.
34:33How did that work, girl?
34:34We sell .
34:40Oh, I'm in so much pain right now.
34:42I know.
34:43Woo!
34:43My left nut is like...
34:45My left nut is jelly.
34:48My dick is literally mashed.
34:50Oh, Lord.
34:50Absolutely.
34:52Like it's dead.
34:53Lord, Lord, Lord.
34:53It's just a black little thing that's quivering.
34:57The only thing I can think about at this moment is getting out of these kitten heels and getting out
35:02of this drag.
35:02My rib hurts.
35:04My side hurts.
35:05My back hurts.
35:05My embryo hurts.
35:07Everything is hurting me at this point in time.
35:10Child.
35:11I think it's really going to be interesting having Carson as a judge.
35:14I can't wait.
35:15I can't wait.
35:15Well, don't we have Carson and Ross permanently now?
35:18Yeah.
35:19I'm pretty sure that they're permanently now.
35:20Because Carson's one of those bitches who's going to rip you a new one and then you know he's right.
35:23I am disappointed as **** that Santino's not here now.
35:26Me neither.
35:27Why is Santino?
35:27No, I am disappointed because I love that man.
35:31What is it about Santino?
35:32A, because when he was on Project Runway, I thought he was fierce.
35:35I thought he was amazing.
35:36Really?
35:36I find talent so attractive.
35:37I feel like he had like a very one-dimensional view of like what he liked and if it wasn't
35:43that, he didn't like what you do.
35:45Yeah, but aren't we all that way?
35:46I guess.
35:47So what do y'all think about Kathy Griffin?
35:50Do y'all think she's reading anybody out there?
35:52She looked great, we gotta say that.
35:53Yeah.
35:54She was looking gorgeous with her long laid hair.
35:56Is that a wig?
35:58It's a wig.
35:59It's a wig.
36:01It's a wig.
36:02It's a lace front.
36:03Girl, I don't know.
36:04She was beaming ear to ear.
36:05She was winking and smiling and all that, so.
36:08She's got one of those personalities though.
36:11I identify with her.
36:12I love that woman.
36:13But she can love you and still read you the filth.
36:17That's her shtick.
36:18Girl, what the hell is going on out there?
36:21Hey.
36:22Hey.
36:22Oh, yeah.
36:23Oh, honey.
36:25What?
36:25Let me come get this seat, honey.
36:27What happened?
36:28Somebody need to scoot over.
36:29What happened?
36:29What happened?
36:29What happened?
36:30What's going on?
36:31Oh, girl.
36:33That was like the most grueling pain ever.
36:36Why?
36:37Mm-hmm.
36:38Because we have to stand there, you know, and they have to critique us and stuff.
36:42What'd they say?
36:42So good or bad?
36:43Who won?
36:44We don't know yet.
36:46So they're debating?
36:47Girl, it was nerve-wracking.
36:48Well, you know, the most challenging question, and we got on to put it out there.
36:51The most challenging question was, you know, who do we think basically is like the weakest link?
37:01Okay, tell us.
37:03I'll start.
37:04I'm going to be straight up.
37:05I said, Pearl.
37:07She's an amazing queen, but I think she's a little standoffish, and I don't think she
37:11has the charisma and the fun-loving attitude it takes to win this crown.
37:18I feel like you're over it, or you're very standoffish.
37:21So I want to see, I'm sorry, but I want to see more charm from you.
37:24Okay, that's real.
37:25It's all good.
37:26If I looked like Jolly the Green Giant, I probably wouldn't like me either.
37:31Who would you say?
37:34Probably you, and I'm not just saying that because you said me, or probably Tempest, maybe.
37:39Why me, though?
37:40Because two other girls said me.
37:41I don't know.
37:42Maybe I just don't feel very inspired by what you do.
37:45I said Tempest.
37:48I think he needs to be a little bit more upgraded.
37:51Tempest, what do you have to say to that?
37:52When we did introductions the first day at first meeting, and I said hello, she didn't
37:57even say hello.
37:58Her first response was, how old are you?
38:01And I think that shows maybe the depth of her character a little bit as well.
38:05The first time I saw you, that's the way I felt.
38:07Look, you're entitled to your opinion, and I completely respect that.
38:10Good, yay.
38:11I like all the girls a great deal, and we're all going to be friends forever.
38:15But I could care less what they think about me, or my staying or going.
38:19Now, if you ever do that again, I'm going to eat a butternut.
38:22How about you?
38:22What'd you say?
38:23Oh, I called Sasha.
38:25And it wasn't nothing personal.
38:26All the girls came out of some type of body form or some type of art of a woman's figure,
38:31and she just came out plain just for the...
38:33I misunderstood the assignment.
38:35Like, I'm sorry.
38:36I mean, we all got the same description.
38:39And that's what I read this, like this.
38:42Also, they said that you're supposed to be like your drag character naked, how you envision
38:47your drag character naked.
38:48Yeah, I think that's the biggest thing.
38:49And that's sort of how I took it.
38:49What would your persona be like naked?
38:51Yes, yes.
38:52It's all your interpretation of what the challenge is called for.
38:57Right.
38:57You know what I'm saying?
38:58So, it's just frustrating because it was so unclear.
39:01I would have gone all out.
39:02I would have had a bodysuit.
39:03You know what I mean?
39:04You kiki.
39:04We talked.
39:05I helped you and everything.
39:06So, it wasn't that impersonal approach at all.
39:06I wish I would have said you though.
39:08You could have, bitch.
39:09I mean, you speak.
39:10It is what it is, you know?
39:11So, Violet, who did you say was...
39:12I said Sasha because first impressions, it's nothing against your character or anything.
39:17I mean, that could be my fault for not being more personable or whatever.
39:20But I had to say somebody and I'm sorry.
39:22You try to come in here and be all nice and stuff, and then it's like the first episode.
39:26Hey, let's make an enemy.
39:28Well, I guess we all could have been a little bit more personable, but...
39:32Don't act like an ass and then like expect me to feel bad for you.
39:35Like, especially when you're not creative, you're not talented, you're not inspiring.
39:40Whatever.
39:43Do you honestly not know, you honestly don't know if you're in the top or the bottom?
39:46I honestly don't know if I'm top or bottom.
39:46They were like wishy-washy, like Michelle sounded like she hated me.
39:49I would have somehow liked to have seen it zhuzhed a little because I'm getting boy.
39:54So, when you're going to do something like that, you need to deliver it.
39:56I agree as far as the body because, you know, we come up from different, you know, generations.
40:02And in my generation, that's a no-no.
40:06What was the hardest read?
40:08What was the hardest read?
40:09That, um, my body looked like a robot.
40:12Which, I know some of us would be, okay, but Ross Matthews said that my body seems a bit robotic.
40:18It's clear that you and Kennedy are safe.
40:20It's very clear.
40:21So the kids have anything to worry about.
40:22I'm still worried.
40:24Let's be real.
40:25I'm always intimidated by the super, super pretty fishy girls.
40:29Because I'm not that.
40:30And that's not who I am.
40:32Um, and I can't be that.
40:36Hey, Tempest.
40:38Tempest.
40:39Are you okay, girl?
40:41Yeah.
40:42Are you sure?
40:43Yeah, I'm soaking it in.
40:45Okay.
40:45You seem sad over there.
40:47You know, hundreds and thousands of girls have tried to be here.
40:50And we're here.
40:51Yeah.
40:51So regardless of what happens to any of us today, I mean, this is huge.
40:55This is amazing.
40:56It is, but it still sucks.
40:58It's scary, you know?
40:59Of course it is.
41:00No one wants to be there.
41:01Like, where we're sitting, it's scary.
41:03This means everything for me.
41:05Like, I've always wanted to live my dreams of being the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.
41:12Okay.
41:13So, dismiss because I'm ready for all of y'all to go home.
41:16Did anybody cry when they got the call?
41:18I cried after.
41:20I couldn't.
41:21I'm telling you, when I found out over Skype, I just could not believe it.
41:25You're on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7.
41:27You are lying to me!
41:34I'm so...
41:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:38You about to make this little bitter fat baby cry.
41:40You've just been cast on RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7.
41:42Go ahead and shut your mouth.
41:53I'm a real girl.
41:54Holy .
41:55Are you serious?
41:56You're bright red.
41:57Your face is surfing.
41:58No one's even here.
42:00Can you say that one more time, please?
42:02You made it.
42:03You made it.
42:08Holy balls.
42:09Oh, I'm getting like tingly in the back of my skull.
42:11I think I'm having a seizure.
42:14How much time do I have to pack?
42:15I don't know whether to cry or poop.
42:17I'm like on the edge of both.
42:21Hold on.
42:21I gotta get y'all a hug.
42:22I think it's crazy.
42:24I love y'all.
42:26I mean, I've been trying over and over and over.
42:28You know, not as much as some of y'all.
42:30That journey has to be so equally as important,
42:34but so different for like you and you who have done this for so long.
42:38Mind you, I work with girls who've been on every season.
42:41And every girl that I see get on the show, I'm like, damn, what the did I do wrong?
42:46You know, I just kept thinking to myself, okay, this wasn't the year.
42:49It's just not the year.
42:49You know, you just don't stop trying.
42:51And it's awesome to hear.
42:53I mean, it's like first time, right?
42:54And just about a year on drag.
42:56I don't want to sing anything.
42:57Well, no.
42:58So is it more than you ladies thought it would be or is it less than what you ladies thought
43:02it would be?
43:02It is so much harder than I thought it would be.
43:04Yeah.
43:05It looks fun on TV.
43:06It really is RuPaul's Drag Race because I feel like these challenges and everything is just popping out, popping out,
43:12popping out.
43:12And I'm just like, in order to put a look together in that amount of time and be as polished
43:18as possible, it's hard.
43:19You know what's weird is we were sitting there and I'm looking at the judges panel and I felt like
43:23I wasn't even starstruck because I felt like I was watching the show.
43:26It was like on a screen or something.
43:28I felt like we were burning out there.
43:31I promise.
43:32Ladies, this is a five-minute warning to head back to main stage so if you could start touching your
43:36makeup up.
43:36Oh, here we go.
43:38I don't know what's inside.
43:39My father, where is she at?
43:43So it was torture out there?
43:45I don't know.
43:46I mean, it could be me just because they said my looks were not memorable.
43:52I could be one just because, you know, the way they saw it.
43:56I don't know.
43:56I am very nervous because I don't want to be on the bottom two.
44:00I am kind of bricks right now.
44:03Geronimo.
44:04Geronimo.
44:04Geronimo.
44:05I send them to Guantanamo.
44:06Oh, better get that out.
44:10I'm praying that I'm not in the bottom two.
44:13I think a couple of the girls deserve to be there more than me.
44:17Hades, three minutes.
44:18We're walking in three minutes.
44:20When you enter a competition like RuPaul's Drag Race, you say two things coming in.
44:24I want to win this.
44:25I want to be the last girl standing.
44:27And please, dear God, don't let me be the first one to go.
44:29Scrape my leg like cherry stone.
44:31Do that dominate like alcohol?
44:33Yeah, this playground is my battle zone.
44:35Lips sliding down that rabbit.
44:37I'm not going to be a platform.
44:38Are there?
44:39I'm going home.
44:40Are there?
44:41No, you're not.
44:43I'm really scared.
44:43I'm the only one who completely missed the mark.
44:46Everybody else has a bodysuit or is naked.
44:48I'm wearing a nude leotard.
44:50Okay, ladies.
44:52It's time to head to me and stage.
44:54Everyone should follow me, please.
44:55Everybody come on this way.
44:56Here we go.
44:57I'll take the message.
44:58Everyone follow me this way.
44:59I'm like, I shook it up.
45:03Yes, come on.
45:04Okay, now just between us gay icons, what do you think?
45:08Sasha Bell.
45:09I thought her nude illusion look was kind of messy.
45:11That bodysuit sucked.
45:13Come on, it had a black bra, misunderstanding my ass.
45:16Miss Fame.
45:17The fall and spring looks really, really made a statement.
45:20She's just so pretty.
45:21I like a little stank on my drag queens.
45:23The proportions of Miss Fame's body reminded me of Marlena Dietrich in the later years.
45:27She had a little stank on her then.
45:28Yes.
45:30Kennedy Davenport.
45:31I just ate her with a spoon.
45:32She might get a little costumey.
45:34Why is costumey a bad thing on a drag queen?
45:36No, I...
45:36As long as she's not walking out in a Star Trooper costume from Party State.
45:39I'd like to see that.
45:40Tempest Du Jour.
45:42Her bodysuit was all saggy.
45:43I just wish she could kind of pull it all together.
45:45Yeah, but here's the tea.
45:46She's the costumer.
45:47Yeah.
45:48The style's wrong.
45:49But the heart is right.
45:51Jasmine Masters.
45:52I love the sassy kind of sister with the NeNe Leakes hair.
45:55But the other outfit was so wrong.
45:57I want to see some fabulousness.
45:58Is that too much to ask for on this show?
46:01No.
46:01Candy Ho.
46:02Girl, are you painting on a beard?
46:04Listen, I had a beard once.
46:05She was a wonderful girl, but you don't seem to bring her here.
46:09Candy Ho, Candy Who.
46:10Look, don't you talk to a 53-year-old comedian about age.
46:14You picked the wrong panel, bitch.
46:16Violet Tchotchke.
46:17Her fashion looks, I thought they were high fashion.
46:20And that's what I want to see here.
46:21Tonight, I am getting boy with a tape top.
46:23I could not disagree with you more.
46:25She took a risk.
46:26It wasn't feminine enough.
46:28Silence.
46:29I've made my decision.
46:31Bring back my girls.
46:39Welcome back, ladies.
46:40I've made some decisions.
46:43Kennedy Davenport.
46:45You're safe.
46:49Violet Tchotchke.
46:50On the runway and on the main stage.
46:53You took fashion risks.
46:55And they paid off.
46:57Big time.
46:58Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
47:01Yay!
47:03You'll receive a gag-worthy supply of Decoy the Product hair care.
47:09Yay!
47:10I won.
47:11I'm the winner.
47:12I feel like I'll be saying that a lot.
47:14Miss Fame.
47:16You're safe.
47:19Sasha Bell.
47:21You're safe.
47:25Oh, my God.
47:28Oh, my God.
47:29Tempest Assure.
47:30Your runway presentation left the judges feeling...
47:35...crabby.
47:37I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
47:42Candy Ho.
47:43Candy Ho.
47:43Your fashion looks were worn.
47:46And your nude illusion was, shall we say, overshadowed.
47:52Jasmine Masters.
47:53Your personality is off the hook.
47:57But your runway fashions looked off the rack.
48:04Jasmine Masters.
48:08You're safe.
48:11Candy Ho.
48:12I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
48:15What the fuck?
48:16I did an amazing job.
48:18There are other girls who should have been in my place.
48:21Two queens stand before me.
48:24Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
48:33The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:42I'm thinking to myself, hold your head up high.
48:44Just show the best you've got to show.
48:46Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
48:50Geronimo, Geronimo.
48:51They're falling like they're dominoes.
48:53Please believe it.
48:54And let their people reason.
48:56Geronimo, Geronimo.
48:57They're falling like they're dominoes.
48:59Side piece of what we shall see.
49:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
49:05La, la, la, la, la.
49:08Geronimo, Geronimo.
49:09These girls are falling dominoes.
49:11They, they call me dynamo.
49:12But I be yelling dominoes.
49:14What?
49:14And they be slain.
49:15I say these bitches double dutch.
49:17And they be slain.
49:18I say these bitches, so what's up?
49:21I don't know what Ms. Crab Lady's doing in that lip sync, but the bearded hoe is turning it out.
49:28Up and down.
49:30Now make your booty down.
49:33Ms. Tempest, she got these squiggly arms going on.
49:36And she's living.
49:36So I'm living for her gig, baby.
49:41Candy's dance moves are fierce, but it looks like she's going to meet you on the playground after school and
49:46beat the shit out of you.
49:49What's next, bitch, the Macarena?
49:59Ladies, I've made my decision.
50:07Candy Ho, shantay you stay.
50:11You may join the other girls.
50:16Tempest du jour.
50:17This may not have been your day, but I expect you to take the world by storm.
50:24No.
50:25Now, sashay away.
50:36I could not be more proud of myself.
50:39You know, what means most to me is what my kids see.
50:42And I want them to see that they can live their dreams and they can have a chance to do
50:46whatever they want to do.
50:46You're never too old.
50:47You're never too anything.
50:51Condragulations, ladies.
50:52You've been reborn naked.
50:54Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
50:59Can I get an amen up in here?
51:01Amen.
51:01All right.
51:02Now, let the music play.
51:03If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
51:07Can I get an amen up in here?
51:09Amen.
51:25Quiet, ladies. We're on ice. We're on ice. We're on ice.
51:28So, we are on hard ice, but you can have some water.
51:32Well, you know, my biggest regret, my biggest disappointment is I think that, you know, when are you ever in
51:38a situation like this?
51:39A room full of people who love what you love and they're passionate about the same thing you are.
51:45And there's so much to learn. There's so many friendships to develop and there's so much experience to have.
51:50And I'm bummed I'm going to miss out on a lot of that.
51:53But I was the first one cut from season seven of RuPaul's Drag Race.
51:56I mean, how many girls get to say that?
51:59Three, two, one.
52:04Oh, my God. Good emotion.
52:07Oh, my God.
52:09I have no regrets. I have absolutely no regrets.
52:12This has been an amazing experience and it's beyond my wildest expectations and dreams.
52:18And, you know, I'm proud of myself.
52:20I mean, I wasn't certainly expecting to go so soon.
52:27Hi, Mama.
52:28Hi.
52:29How are you?
52:30My bags are filled with amazing looks that, you know, people aren't going to see now.
52:36So, I'll find a different special occasion to use them in.
52:48I can imagine that full-time were to get married.
52:48Haben-