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00:01Oh, like a phoenix from the ashes, Eureka is back.
00:06I'm Eureka, and I am so, so excited!
00:10I'm so excited to be back, for real.
00:12I was like, what a diet.
00:13Oh, God, no miss to our crew.
00:16I was originally on season nine, and I injured myself,
00:20so I had to go have immediate surgery.
00:22Thank you all so much.
00:23I love you.
00:24I didn't get to really bring my all,
00:26so now I got something to prove.
00:28And I'm here to slay.
00:30Let me practice.
00:31Hey, girl, how are you?
00:33Oh, my God, your makeup looks amazing.
00:35Yeah.
00:36I'm lying.
00:40Well, guys, Texas is back in the house.
00:44My name is Asia O'Hara,
00:45and I am the superstar of Dallas, Texas.
00:48Oh, yes!
00:49How are you?
00:51Can I sit by you?
00:54I'm here to sabotage already, bitch.
00:56Oh, my God.
00:57I'm known for doing pageants,
00:58but I'm also a versatile performer.
01:00Every queen should be able to pull a couple different tricks
01:03out of the bag.
01:04Hi, Asia.
01:05Oh, I know you.
01:05Yes.
01:06Asia O'Hara.
01:07Yes.
01:07Wow, okay.
01:08I've heard of the pageant O'Haras.
01:10Asia is a legend.
01:12This bitch is going to be competition.
01:13Girl, you need to come down to Texas with all of this.
01:15Texas loves my fat ass.
01:17Yeah, because I'll be coming in all extra.
01:18Yeah, Texas likes extra.
01:26Okay, it's time for dinner!
01:30Is that a grapefruit on our head?
01:32I'm Miss Cracker.
01:33I'm thin, I'm white, and I'm very salty.
01:36And that's what makes me a cracker.
01:38As a performer, I'm wild.
01:39Barbie on bath salts.
01:41Come for the face, stay for the crazy.
01:43Nice to meet you.
01:44What's your name?
01:45My name is Miss Cracker.
01:46Miss Cracker.
01:47Just like the snack and the racial slur.
01:50Miss Cracker.
01:51This ho gonna need a nickname.
01:53So where are you from?
01:54I am Harlem's Jewish princess.
01:56Harlem, where's that?
01:57That is in Manhattan, New York, girl.
01:59Oh, that's New York.
02:01Ah!
02:05Can you feel the shade?
02:08What the?
02:10I'm Yuhua Hamasaki.
02:11I'm blonde, ambitious, and I'm fierce.
02:15Hi gay people!
02:17Hi!
02:19We know each other, but we're from New York.
02:20Aww.
02:21My drag style is glamorous.
02:23Big lashes, makeup done, and I have all of my teeth.
02:27Asia.
02:28Asia?
02:29And I thought I'm Asian.
02:30Asia, Asia.
02:32Yes, right.
02:32Where are you from?
02:33I'm originally from China.
02:35I moved here when I was seven.
02:36I thought you were Japanese.
02:38No, I'm Chinese, girl.
02:39Hamasaki?
02:40Well, you're not a real woman, either.
02:47I'm Blair St. Clair.
02:49Just got here this morning.
02:51I hope she gives us Broadway.
02:53Maybe 7th Avenue.
02:55My name is Blair St. Clair, and I am the Broadway diva extraordinaire.
02:58Blair is a small-town girl.
03:00Just got off the bus looking for fame any way she can.
03:02Well, hey, guys!
03:04Hi!
03:05Where are you from?
03:05Indianapolis.
03:06Indianapolis.
03:07Yes.
03:07I'm the first indie queen ever to be on the show.
03:08That's so exciting.
03:10Like, I get to be the first person ever in history, ever, to represent my whole entire
03:14state.
03:15What type of drag do you do then?
03:16I sing, I dance, and I act.
03:18I love tap dancing.
03:19Um...
03:19Broadway baby, huh?
03:20Oh, Broadway to the T.
03:27Oh, don't mind me.
03:28I'm just here.
03:29Speak of the competition, girl.
03:32I am a Monet exchange, and you better get your currency in check, bitch.
03:35Oh, my God!
03:37What the f***?
03:39You shady f***ing angel.
03:40I can't believe it.
03:42My God!
03:43He's amazing!
03:44Monet is a very fun, effervescent personality.
03:46Charming.
03:47Any single men out there are very charming.
03:51What kind of drag do you do?
03:52I'm eclectic.
03:53I'm eccentric.
03:54Versatile.
03:55Versatile.
03:55I like that.
03:57Eureka, you're not versatile.
03:59I could surprise you, bitch.
04:01How about break your knee again?
04:02Whoa!
04:04I'm about to watch out for that bitch.
04:06I'm a f***ing shady.
04:11Well, I auditioned for Pit Crew, but this is going to be way more fun.
04:15That's a man, Maury.
04:17I'm Cameron Michaels, and I'm the muscle queen from Nashville, Tennessee.
04:20Hi, gorgeous.
04:21Hi.
04:22Outside of drag, I am a tatted muscle dude at the gym.
04:25And then I tuck it back, throw on some pads, and walk out looking fishy as f***ing.
04:29I'm a little bit of grunge and a little bit of glamour.
04:31So where are you from, Cameron?
04:32I'm from Nashville.
04:33Nashville, too.
04:34Yeah, Nashville.
04:35Southern way.
04:35Can I sing?
04:36Yes, honey.
04:37You are so gorgeous as a guy and as a girl.
04:41How do you know what she looks like as a guy?
04:42I follow her so hard on Instagram.
04:45What else do you do so hard?
04:50Guess who finally decided to crash the party?
04:55Is that Mayhem?
04:56That's Miss Mayhem Miller, girl.
04:58I'm Mayhem Miller, and I'm the queen of the party.
05:03My drag family has all the f***ing best girls that used to be on RuPaul's Drag Race.
05:07Morgan McMichaels, Delta Work, Detox, and I'm the best one out of all of them.
05:13I am gagging.
05:14Why?
05:15It's Mayhem Miller.
05:16Finally, girl.
05:17Finally, I know, huh?
05:19I auditioned year after year after year.
05:21It took me forever to get here.
05:22I'm here.
05:23I ain't going nowhere.
05:24I need a b*** to f***ing move out the way so I can get my money.
05:27What is drag like in California?
05:29Like this?
05:30No, I'm just kidding.
05:30It's not that good.
05:36Hope you're ready for your all-carb, high-calorie diet.
05:39Yes, ass.
05:40I'm Calorie Kardashian Williams, and I am sass, class, and a whole lot of ass.
05:46Oh, yeah!
05:47Oh, yeah!
05:48Oh, yeah!
05:49Calorie is pretty much the twerk queen.
05:51She can shake her ass, like, full on, like, booty shakin'.
05:55Wait, so where are you from?
05:56I'm from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
05:58Oh, New Mexico.
05:59New Mexico.
06:00New Mexico!
06:01So what's the drag like in New Mexico?
06:03What drag?
06:04Ooh!
06:06Cat, kitty, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
06:08Cat, kitty, cat, cat, cow.
06:10Bringing you the heart of season ten, honey.
06:12Monique Hart.
06:13The face.
06:14Oh, there's going to be flavor this year.
06:15I can't wear it.
06:17Yeah!
06:17My name is Monique Hart.
06:18She's the Razzle Dazzle Queen.
06:20A little sprinkle over here, a little glitter over there, honey.
06:22Yeah!
06:23She's going to give you the ooh-ah sensation, honey.
06:26Hey, sister!
06:31Oh, my God!
06:33Oh, my God!
06:33Girl, she's fabulous.
06:35First of all, I can tell you are a dancing queen.
06:37Dance queen, hair queen, hairography, all of that.
06:40Good job.
06:40You give me a category and watch me slide.
06:42Oh, my God!
06:43Yeah!
06:43She's going to gag you, honey.
06:45She is...
06:45I'm a production.
06:47Hi, I'm Blair.
06:47Blair.
06:48Pleasure.
06:48Monique, hi, and then...
06:49Cracker.
06:50Cracker.
06:51Oh, my God!
06:51Look at her face!
06:52Look at her face!
06:53Look at her face!
06:53I did the same thing.
06:55Honey, these southern queens, they're like, Cracker, they are not feeling that girl.
06:59Ms. Cracker loves that name because it causes a stir.
07:02Every time she says Cracker, I'm like, girl, I'm nervous.
07:05Girl, yes!
07:10Never loved ya.
07:13My name is Dusty Raybottoms.
07:15I'm from the best city on earth, New York City.
07:17Dusty Raybottoms is dark, glamorous, and trashy.
07:21She's also dyslexic.
07:23Yeah!
07:26Come on, the queen!
07:28Oh, my God!
07:29Well, you guys all know each other.
07:31We all know each other.
07:32Girl, there's like a hundred people from here from New York City.
07:34New York City's drag scene is some of the most competitive drag there is.
07:38What kind of drag do you do?
07:39I'm like a punk girl.
07:41I do a lot of rock queen, Janis Joplin, but I also do obscure musical theater.
07:45Girl, I'm a Broadway queen too!
07:46Yes!
07:46Come on Broadway queen!
07:51Arpa, who does woman?
07:53I'm just here to fight!
07:55Oh!
07:56Uh-oh!
07:58Well, she mad, y'all.
08:00The Vixen is magical, exciting, and unpredictable.
08:03I bet she's a Taurus.
08:04When I'm on stage, I'm giving you earth, wind, and fire.
08:07Hey!
08:10What kind of drag do you do?
08:11Mostly political art, a lot of protest performances and stuff like that.
08:16I definitely am very influential in the Chicago drag scene.
08:19I am very vocal.
08:21And sometimes that rubs people the wrong way, but I keep it real.
08:24Y'all know Chicago is full of it.
08:26You know, we got some of the best queens in the country, so I'ma represent.
08:35Tens, tens, tens across the board.
08:39I'm Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, get these cookies, baby.
08:43Vanessa's known for dotting and bopping.
08:46Hi!
08:47Hi!
08:48Like a hooker on Rodeo Drive.
08:50So she's kind of ghetto, but still, you know, eloquent.
08:53You have a big, like, drag family?
08:55Yes, guys!
08:55I'm Alexis Mateo's drag daughter.
08:58Oh!
08:59A Mateo.
09:00I don't remember her.
09:02Oh!
09:04Did she just shade her mama?
09:05Oh, oh, she did.
09:06Oh, she just shade.
09:07From across the table.
09:08Shady palm tree.
09:11Alexis Mateo is Drag Race royalty from season three.
09:14Now I'm finna finish where she started.
09:16Bam!
09:17What type of drag do you do?
09:18Banjie.
09:19Banjie.
09:20I've done pageants, but it's not like mine.
09:22Have you won pageants?
09:24These girls are so shady.
09:26Have you won those?
09:27So does that mean I'm a pageant queen then?
09:28Have you won one?
09:29I've won all of them competed in.
09:30Love.
09:31Love.
09:32Didn't you also say you're like, there's no drag there?
09:35What?
09:39Hello.
09:40Hello.
09:42Hello.
09:44Hello.
09:44My name is Aquaria and I am a superstar.
09:47Sorry to keep you waiting.
09:48Five New York girls.
09:49Aquaria is the name on everyone's lips in New York City.
09:52I can tell that every girl in the room knows exactly who this bitch is and uh they should
10:00aquaria aquaria aquaria cracker your twin is here it's battle between the twins y'all who who's the
10:06twins cracker and aquaria i can't i quit this cracker aquaria drama has gone on for eons in
10:13the new york city drag scene people call aquaria cracker people call cracker aquaria it is like
10:17always like the hugest biggest elephant in the room cracker and aquaria in the same competition
10:21it's about to go down trust and believe me well you're coming in very popular already i know that
10:26are you excited i know there's a lot to live up to so hopefully i meet the measure i'm here
10:32to prove
10:32to people that i actually do have the chops that i say that i have and i'm ready to turn
10:37it let's just
10:37throw a crown on it that is hauntingly familiar this is really happening hey queen
10:50i don't want to jinx you but monsoon you'll be be sharing the spotlight with queens that would
10:59rajah you were dead you need to go above and bianca for the crown you must buy or let the
11:07other queens
11:08steal your thunder so don't settle for a bob the drag queen with the biggest hair is closest to yes
11:15god
11:16and if at first you don't succeed tyra tyra again so will you be america's next drag superstar
11:26or the first to sasha away
11:34hello hello hello hello
11:39bitch when we probably walked into the room i was gagged it's like seeing the loch ness monster you hear
11:45a lot
11:45about it but you never see it so when you see it bitch you're done welcome ladies
11:52you're here can you believe it's been a decade of drag race do you like what we did with the
11:58work
11:58room may these rejuvenated sugar walls inspire your charisma uniqueness nerve and talent now this
12:08season our mission is simple to take over the mother tucking world
12:16hashtag drag race
12:19let's start with a mini challenge that's been a decade in the making
12:25and ladies i expect tens tens tens across the board
12:31hey you might think that i'm less nervous because i've been here but you're wrong i'm scared to death
12:37because if i don't fight through every single day they're not gonna let me last
12:40all right ladies let's go
12:49eureka o'hare it's time to do the first mini challenge and i see all these former queens
12:55and immediately my butthole has sucked up the crotch of my leotard
13:00notice any familiar faces
13:04a couple i've invited back some of my favorite queens from the past decade to help me judge this
13:11challenge to win you must slay the runway do whatever it takes to stand out from this legendary crowd
13:21are you ready yes assume the position i'm looking at all these faces of my peers clearly they're judging the
13:30out of me this is a lot of pressure on the first day season 10 ain't playing baby
13:38eureka let's have a ball
13:44you already had one season of practice better work that knee replacement bitch watch that leg girl
13:51i'm just trying to give them big girl sexy even though i'm terrified to death
13:59for somebody to come back she knows the game and i wanted more energy and more excitement
14:06mayhem miller this is what i've been waiting for and i'm really at home it's all my sisters
14:10delta raven morgan detox i know every single one of these hoes
14:17mayhem miller is my best friend in the entire world and she is killing it
14:24mayhem did a cartwheel in a gown i couldn't do a cartwheel if four people
14:31miss cracker represent new york bitch
14:35gag crouching cracker's wack but this cracker is wack
14:38this is a gag that is my drag daughter miss cracker from the legendary house of the drag queen
14:44she is crazy but it does run in the family
14:46i want to show people the cracker brand
14:50do it bitch
14:52stupid
14:55asia o'hera
14:56yes broken legs
14:57work that fringe
14:59yes like a car wash bitch
15:01i am working this fringe because i'm from texas and we wear fringe on our sleeves when we mean business
15:06i'm a fierce queen
15:09asia is giving me mary j blige honey
15:13yes for the cowboy fringe
15:17calorie carb dashi and williams
15:19i'm stomping down that runway giving them hip giving them ass
15:22i'm into it i love carbs i love bread
15:25drag has definitely helped me in my curvaceous body because through drag i've been able to realize that you can
15:30be a big girl and still be beautiful
15:32dropped it
15:33calorie carb dashi
15:34oh oh oh i see the fishnets they're ripped
15:42monique heart
15:43no shade no teeth from these girls they're living for me because they're going get it girl twirl sidewalk sidewalk
15:48sidewalk ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah ah ah
15:50yes honey shake those golden girls up
15:53monique is a great entertainer i thought the silhouette of the outfit looked super gorgeous and it looked like there
15:59was a hymn everywhere i'm impressed
16:03the vixen
16:04the vixen
16:08correct me if i'm wrong but i think she might be from chicago
16:11when i'm on stage i am going to move through
16:15my skirt is coming apart but i don't care as long as they know that i came to party
16:21this is rupaul's flag break season 10 girl
16:24hot glue that
16:27dusty ray bottoms
16:28but that ain't none of my business
16:30i'm killing this challenge i'm not giving you death drop split dance moves i'm giving you something you didn't expect
16:37these frowns are turning upside down except for tempest she doesn't smile too much
16:42could someone please wake me up when dusty's gone
16:48you a hamasaki
16:49you a ho
16:51it's a u-hole
16:52that's the girl that works for the company that moves people from houses no
16:56when people see me for the first time they're like who is this glamorous man in a dress
16:59i'm actually a very silly person i'm not scared to act like a freaking fool
17:03you a masaki is giving me asian bianca del rio and i'm rooting for my asian sister
17:07you a better work
17:11vanessa vanjie mateo
17:13from the house of mateo
17:15i see these girls and i was excited because i said oh i'm about to show them who vanessa vanjie
17:19is
17:19oh yes miss thing
17:21vanjie was because i wanted to be called vanjie like ghetto
17:23but alexis couldn't even pronounce vanjie she says it wouldn't be vanjie because of her accent
17:27so we took the vanjie and mateo because i'm part of the mateo empire
17:34cameron michaels
17:35miss cameron michaels i love some freshly got hair and she knew how to toss it
17:40i said bitch she's coming from the gig
17:42some of the queens are giving me judgy looks and some are living for me
17:46and saying yes girl twirl flip that hair so i'm getting mixed reactions i think
17:52she's coming from the queen
17:52monate exchange
17:54monate changes everything
17:57monate
17:58monate exchange she looks like a million bucks
18:01her body looks great she's giving you high energy
18:03she is turning it
18:04i am channeling my inner paris is burning
18:08i'm just gonna feel my oats and i dip like three times in a row
18:11boom boom boom boom
18:15monate exchange is not here to play
18:19blair saint claire
18:21oh my gosh i just can't believe this is happening right now
18:26put your hands in the air like blair saint claire
18:28she is like a super slutty ginger from killigan's island
18:32yeah
18:35aquaria
18:35i really love aquaria i think she's super original i've been following her since she was like 14
18:40i think she's gonna shine and be like one of the top ones for me
18:43what category
18:44ooh
18:44category is thickening
18:46i am so excited i am falling head over heels for these girls
18:51whoo
18:52literally i nearly fell on jinx function
18:54roxy edges just jumped out of her seat at a gay bar
18:57and is clapping because you just slapped jinx
18:58i didn't mind being slapped across the face
19:01i was happy for the air time
19:04why y'all gagging till i bring it to you every bowl
19:13i'm about to put the d back in d drag girl we about to do this
19:18all right y'all it's time for us to get out of drag
19:20these girls went from ladies
19:21to hard men
19:23i said what the
19:25are we on big brother
19:27we're out of drag she goes from a beautiful lady in drag
19:30to a boy scout
19:31i thought she was one of the producers like sons or something
19:34that's a real story
19:35i don't recognize you at all
19:37which one are you
19:41vixen
19:42damn
19:43monique
19:44which one are you girl
19:45dang we all again
19:46we all don't look alike
19:48monique is over there
19:50who the are you about
19:53asia
19:55she is all confused by the black people getting out of drag
19:58she done went down the whole line of chocolate girls
20:00yes
20:01ladies i have to say i was really really really trying to spot the booger
20:05but everyone looks fierce
20:07y'all are cute
20:08if you can't spot the booger
20:15oh my god
20:17what
20:18i have a new crush
20:21with a k
20:23miss cameron is looking so juicy
20:25standing there looking all fine and tattooed
20:28from neck to navel
20:30i wanna know where that trail go
20:33what is all that
20:34why did nobody say there was actual trade up in here
20:36she's smuggling ham and
20:39cameron is definitely the trade of season 10
20:41and i mean rough trade
20:42the kind of trade that'll throw you on the wall and you'll be like
20:44oh i think i'm into it
20:45yeah but for sure he's it
20:49hey kitty girls
20:53whoo
20:54whoo
20:54butch queens
20:55first time out of drag
20:56yeah
20:58ladies
20:59now on the runway
21:00y'all snatched our attention
21:02but one of you
21:04scored a perfect 10
21:08Monet exchange
21:10you're the winner of this season's first mini challenge
21:14you've won a two thousand dollar gift card from fierce queen hills
21:20yes jigs
21:21i won the first mini challenge of season 10
21:23i'm here to let these girls know
21:24don't with new york city
21:25yeah we won last season
21:26and we gonna win again
21:28now ladies
21:29to kick off a new decade of drag
21:32we're going back to our roots
21:34as in back to the very first challenge
21:37from the very first episode
21:39of rupaul's drag race
21:42we call it
21:43drag on a dime
21:45yeah
21:48oh pit crew
21:50oh
21:51oh
21:52oh
21:53oh
21:53oh
21:55oh
21:55oh
21:57wait a minute
21:58is that it
22:01there's gotta be more
22:03oh
22:05oh
22:05oh
22:06oh
22:10now that's what i'm talking about right there
22:14for this week's maxi challenge
22:16you need to create million dollar looks
22:19using a bunch of junk
22:21from the 99 cent store
22:23now you can use your own hair heels and undergarments
22:27but everything else that meets the eye
22:29should be bargain bin beautiful
22:32i don't do drag on a dime so this is about to go left right up down side to side
22:37gentlemen
22:38start your engines
22:39and may the best woman
22:41win
22:44coming up
22:45look
22:47somebody's doing something too
22:48it looks mighty similar
22:51cool
22:58our first challenge is based on the first challenge in drag race herstory girl
23:04we have to make things from the 99 cent store
23:07it's chaos madness confusion and everybody's running like hell high water
23:10i'll get all these barbie dogs
23:12i'm grabbing the flowers and the tool and i'm making me a princess look and i'm gonna make sure none
23:17of these hoes is doing the same look as me
23:20what you need
23:20what you need
23:20that doggy
23:21i see this little stuffed dog
23:23and i immediately got inspiration from this puppy
23:25i want to go very valley girl
23:27or sweet 16
23:28someone that would carry a dog in a purse
23:32don't come for my girl
23:33just get out of here
23:34ladies
23:35y'all acting like men
23:37i'ma look like a charcuterie plate
23:39got carrots and celery and things
23:41i don't like to spend a lot of money on drag so dollar store challenge is right up my alley
23:45i feel like if i spend five dollars on a dress and i make a hundred dollars in that dress
23:49that's a good investment
23:50all i'm missing is the hot wings
23:52what material does she have
23:54looking at what i have i realize that it adds up to nothing
23:57but i'm gonna cinderella this pumpkin into a carriage
24:01monique
24:02yes
24:02do i have anything that you want in exchange for your blue hat
24:06in order to make my look i beg and barter
24:09here you go
24:09oh my god you're amazing
24:11look at y'all sharing and what not
24:13i end up with three straw hats and a shower curtain
24:18not even a partridge in a pear tree
24:21do you make a lot of your outfits
24:22i really like making things from stuff that i find in the street
24:26like in the literal street
24:28oh in the actual street
24:29when we were growing up i was really really poor
24:32so we had to improvise
24:34my mother is an artist who learned to make fabulous things on a dime
24:39so my mother taught me to comb the streets for garbage i liked
24:43and to make it into something fascinating by sunset
24:46there's something really rewarding about the challenge of like
24:49looking at something like on the street and being like okay what could this be in another life
24:53and i love that
24:55i think i've reneged on the barbie dolls if anyone want the barbie dolls
25:00here they
25:01because i don't think i'm gonna have enough of the flowers
25:03my first idea is to do this doll constructed thing
25:07but i realized that there aren't enough to cover my big ass body
25:11and i know that i can create this really like gaga couture-esque look with sponges
25:16and i'm gonna be couture or couture
25:17i don't think nobody wants to look like the cleaning crew
25:20i came here to get the drag race check
25:22not the cleaning crew's check
25:25girl
25:26wait so what is your plan is this like some like aluminum foil fantasy
25:29i have envisioned i'm inspired by this uh sun shade to make like a judy jetson dress
25:36i work
25:37come on judy jetson
25:38i'm very crafty i can craft a look the house down
25:41look
25:43somebody's doing something too
25:44it looks mighty similar
25:46oh
25:48well
25:48get into those cookies
25:51cool
25:52thanks
25:55so i have these two ideas
25:56i was thinking of like a leotard with ping pong balls all over it
25:59or use this and make a dress out of it
26:02and glue the caution tape up
26:03which one do you think is better
26:05i think i like the caution tape look better
26:08if you can find a way to make it like really like chic
26:10i am feeling the pressure because i'm known for being a seamstress
26:14i made a lot of costumes for the girls in new york city
26:16and i can't go on the runway looking like a mess
26:18i can totally hear michelle reading you about gaga caution tape
26:21we've seen it before
26:22you know what i mean
26:23yeah
26:23so should i skip it
26:24we're just trying to caution you about it
26:26people think that yuhua is a designer
26:28no
26:29she's a seamstress
26:30she can use a sewing machine but that a designer does not make
26:33okay
26:34i hate this challenge girl
26:39what you doing over here how you feel about this
26:40so you're coming to my station
26:42well because you got pink too and pretty stuff
26:44so i need to get some inspiration
26:45so now you're coming to see
26:46mama
26:46this is the epitome of winging it
26:49i'ma do a headpiece with the barbies and a kookumont
26:53i'ma take the tulle and make a little um
26:55like a little bolero-y kind of thing
26:57you know and come out serving a little bit of
26:59are you nervous about it
27:00i'm nervous about mine
27:01i'm nervous of how these judges might feel about it
27:03i need to slay and get these girls to recognize
27:05i ain't trying to be pork chop
27:07i might be fish fillet
27:10oh wait a minute jesus
27:13it is the end of the day we are running out of time
27:17is she burning herself
27:18everyone is going crazy a little bit
27:20no one wants to be the first girl to go home
27:22you only get one chance to make a first impression
27:24and for somebody this is going to be their only chance to make an impression
27:34it's elimination day
27:35it's the first runway of the season
27:37stakes are high
27:39hearts are pounding
27:40butt holes are clean
27:44how do you feel girl about this outfit?
27:46they wanted a million dollar dress so i'm giving them a million dollar dress
27:49oh so all money just rich fish
27:51i went literally
27:52yeah you know if kim kardashian just had a bunch of extra money
27:55and she just wanted to get rid of it
27:56she'd make a dress
27:57kalori is very confident about her look
27:59she is like i am the color of a hundred thousand dollars
28:02hopefully they live for it
28:03i live for it
28:04i live for it
28:08whose looks you think are not are like
28:10bottom three i would say vixen probably
28:14it doesn't look finished
28:15it looks poorly executed
28:18but she is very crafty
28:19that's like her drag style so
28:21listen there's a difference between crafty and crunchy
28:25Monique
28:26how's this house of cards?
28:30oh bitch
28:32from head to toe i am serving the 99 cent store
28:35i'm gonna do a whole queen of hearts thing
28:37i made hair out of the plastic no trespassing sign
28:40she's looking umpulant
28:42are you worried about going home again?
28:44oh i'm not going home
28:44trust
28:45looking around the room
28:46i really feel like i'm gonna win this
28:48if i don't win
28:49i'm pushing whoever does
28:52so eureka last season you ended up falling and hurting yourself
28:55i mean
28:55oh my knee
28:56yeah it was a lot
28:57you know it was hard
28:58of course
28:59the surgery was a lot tougher than i ever imagined
29:02i didn't even
29:02you had to have surgery
29:03i had to have surgery yeah
29:04i tore my acl in my knee completely
29:06oh no
29:07yeah
29:07i didn't even know if i would be able to dance again
29:09like
29:10i'm gonna get emotional
29:11how was like the recovery process for you?
29:18even though rue invited me back
29:20once i found out more information about my injury
29:22i thought there was a chance i wasn't going to be able to come back
29:25the doctor was like
29:26oh it could take up to two years to be back
29:28and i just
29:29every day i like did my physical therapy and stretched my knee and stuff
29:32and
29:33it was like six months in
29:34and the premiere show for the show was the first time that i danced again since surgery
29:39it was just amazing to dance again
29:43it's why i do this
29:44you know
29:45and
29:46well look at you now girl
29:47i know
29:47you back
29:48you're a season 10
29:49are you still kicking and splitting and twirling girl
29:52this is my second chance
29:54and you barely get those in life
29:56so if i it up
29:58it might be my last chance
30:00how do you feel?
30:01of course like i'm nervous
30:03the world's been waiting on you to be here
30:04and that's why i'm like
30:05oh my god
30:06i don't want to let no one down
30:07you are though
30:09it's tough
30:10it's really tough
30:11to have that pressure on you
30:12we all here with the same goal
30:13i definitely feel like i have a lot to live up to
30:16because of the drag family i come from
30:18i come from the best
30:19let's paint
30:21which one are you doing?
30:23i'm just
30:23i think i'm gonna do like my 1930s one if i can find it
30:26cute that is so smart
30:27what made you decide to put them all in like a scrapbook?
30:29because i know that when i'm second guessing everything and i just want to be able to
30:33look at something that i know that i've done before
30:35these are makeup ideas what i have done in the past
30:39so that i remember who i have been
30:41when i can't remember who i'm going to be
30:43i don't think there's gonna be any problem with me standing out
30:47dusty so what look are we serving the children tonight?
30:49i might be doing my signature makeup tonight
30:51and putting the dots on my face
30:54it's funny because i didn't mean to do it at first
30:57i was trying to figure out my eyebrows
30:59someone told me i could map them out by making dots
31:01and they were like put the first dot here
31:03the second dot there
31:04so that's what i started doing
31:05and i looked at it and i was like that's really cool
31:07and i just kept doing variations of it
31:09and it stuck and it looked good on me so i kept it
31:11crackers doing those downturn eyebrows
31:13any time we do this look it cracks me up
31:16because you think i'm really upset
31:17and like because doing a whole show with you i'm like it cracks
31:19so and then you're like
31:20it is the funniest thing ever
31:23so i feel kind of confident with my look but
31:31we're both doing like the same brows now too
31:35i noticed
31:36girl
31:36who?
31:38um
31:39cracker and courtier are doing the same face
31:42i just saw
31:43like not the same but the same
31:45why is she so obsessed with you?
31:47i cannot believe we're doing the same makeup
31:48yep
31:49that was the gag
31:50the gag to the gag to the gag gag gag
31:52is this like a frequent thing?
31:54it's a common moment
31:56this cracker seems to take a lot of inspiration from my makeup looks
31:59i think that can be a little annoying sometimes
32:02i am in it to win it and i did not come here to make friends bitch
32:06are we gonna talk about this?
32:08welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race
32:11she's back back back again michelle vasaj
32:15it's our 10th anniversary darling
32:17and they said it wouldn't last
32:19no they said that about your girl group seduction
32:23style superstar carson kressley
32:25what's in fashion this season?
32:27oh gosh ru all the kids are wearing sponges pool noodles and pinatas
32:31i love it
32:32i'll take one in every color
32:33done
32:33and the hilarious ross matthews
32:36a decade of drag
32:37can you believe it?
32:38you know i've been watching since kindergarten ru
32:40lies
32:41pathological
32:42liar
32:43this week we challenged our queens to make million dollar looks
32:47out of 99 cent store junk
32:49in the classic challenge drag on a dime
32:52gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win
33:00a first aquaria
33:02larry had a little lamb
33:04was that a staph infection?
33:06it's my first time on the runway and i am overwhelmed with confidence
33:09my look is very little ho peep meets new york fashion week
33:12call me mother
33:14goose
33:14so sheepish about everything
33:16yeah well that's because she's on the lamb
33:19oh mary
33:20asia o'hara
33:22i'm sorry ma'am but that is not 15 items or less
33:26i'm giving you berry
33:28katy perry
33:29cutesy
33:30little girl
33:31fantasy
33:32my drag is all about creativity and fun and magic
33:35oh
33:35oh
33:36yes girl she's going back to party city
33:38where'd she belong
33:41kalori
33:42kardashian
33:43williams
33:44konina brown
33:45zeta jones
33:47y'all are making wanna holla
33:48yes
33:49i'm just trying to give very expensive rich white women
33:53i'm feeling like chris jenner at the met gala
33:55giving you mama jura realness
33:57i'm feeling fabulous
33:58the buck stops here
34:01cash me outside how about that
34:02yeah
34:04well i declare
34:06clea saint clea
34:08category is things you find in my windshield in palm springs
34:12this look to me is vivian westwood inspired paris runway
34:16i feel very high fashion and edgy
34:18i came here to slay
34:19she's a vision
34:21no i'm sorry advisor
34:22are you advising her
34:23i wouldn't advise it
34:24now she's off to call her spiritual advisor
34:29dusty ray bottoms
34:30ten
34:31tens across the board
34:34i am serving space odyssey clown realness
34:37and i've got my cute little dots all over my face
34:40and listen i'm dusty ray bottoms so i've gotta show a little bottom
34:43oh and there's the bottom
34:46cameron michaels
34:47the grass is always greener between me down there
34:51this outfit is very me because i like to play on the opposite end of the spectrum and be very
34:56feminine
34:56since i'm a little more masculine out of drag
34:58i think i see her tulips
34:59look at all that astroturf
35:03Monet
35:04exchange
35:05clean up on season ten
35:07my look is very conceptual and there's like a whole story with the dirt in my eyes and i have
35:13ping pong balls to make little soaps
35:15and i have blue earrings to signify the water i'm literally cleaning the floor with my garment as i'm walking
35:21down the runway and it's fair
35:23oh god she's so self absorbent
35:25yeah
35:25that is brillo yint
35:29the fiction
35:31she's really used her noodle on this one
35:32he has
35:33my look is kind of carnival
35:35it's definitely art but it's still fun
35:38it's everything that i hope that i am
35:40hope floats
35:45mother may i mayhem miller
35:47ooh i wonder if that dress is three ply lining
35:50well for safety she double bagged it
35:52yes
35:52she's giving garbage pale goddess
35:55it's lovely
35:55it's fierce
35:56it's dark
35:56it's mysterious
35:57it's mayhem
35:58and it's a glove don't fit
36:00you must acquit
36:01no make an outfit out
36:02all right
36:05eureka
36:06i found it
36:07do not come for her
36:10the light hits my face
36:11and i feel like i'm at home
36:13giving them sweet 16th valley girl with my puppy dog
36:16honey and i'm giving them every bit of sass and class
36:19my drag on a dime is bitchin
36:22i'm letting them know eureka's back
36:23bye sugar tits
36:26Monique Hart
36:28somebody call my dealer quick
36:29now michelle would you call this a poker face
36:32yes i would and i would also poke her face
36:34yeah
36:35i'm serving queen of hearts
36:37queen of cards
36:38queen of structure
36:39queen of
36:43hashtag stunning
36:44she's giving me a straight flush
36:46yes
36:50vanessa vanjie
36:51mateo
36:51from the mateo dynasty
36:54bam
36:54flower power bottom
36:56you can lead a horde of culture
36:59forget fashion week
37:01this runway is the one that matters
37:02eat it up eat it up
37:03these cookies is coming down the runway baby
37:05giving these doll fantasies baby
37:07a little wink wink nudge nudge
37:09and hit it to the door let's go
37:10flowers in the attic
37:12and in the basement
37:14and on the back floor
37:18you are hamazaki
37:19you are ho
37:20onk onk
37:23i didn't get it
37:24it's an onk on her head
37:26oh that's an onk
37:27i'm embodying a futuristic woman
37:30because in the future there's not many supplies left
37:32and as i turn all those caution tapes just turn with me
37:36i feel beautiful
37:37this is law and order svua
37:41well i think this look is criminal
37:42onk onk
37:43thank you
37:46Ms. Cracker
37:48Mr. Cheez-It
37:49oh she looks so sad
37:51today i'm serving sad widow
37:54my body language is silent film drama
37:56i'm telling you everything without saying the word
37:59it's not the outfit that will sell the runway
38:00it's me
38:01Ms. Cracker she's putting on the rich
38:05welcome ladies
38:07that runway was worth every penny
38:09now when i call your name
38:11please step forward
38:13Cameron Michaels
38:15Aquaria
38:18Asia O'Hara
38:19Eureka
38:21Monet Exchange
38:24Monique Hart
38:25The Vixen
38:27you
38:30are all safe
38:35what?
38:36thanks?
38:37I
38:38bitch i was stunning
38:40hashtag bitter
38:41you may step your pussy up
38:45and step to the back of the stage
38:51ladies you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week
38:55now before the judging begins
38:57i have an announcement to make
39:00there's one more queen
39:03i'd like to add
39:04to this competition
39:08why
39:10we have enough we already got Eureka from last season
39:12oh my god y'all are killing me
39:14a queen we all know and love
39:17please welcome back to the main stage
39:21Farrah
39:23Farrah
39:23really?
39:24do you have to bring back another season 9 girl?
39:27i'm like wait a minute
39:28Farrah Moan got some work done
39:38bitch stop the press
39:39Xtina is in the building baby
39:41oh my god
39:43you got me
39:45yay
39:47Farrah Moan
39:48you look beautiful in every single way
39:51thank you Rue
39:52Farrah tell me
39:54why do you deserve
39:55to return to the competition?
39:58oh Rue
39:58I only have one thing to say
40:03hey
40:06hey
40:06hey
40:08oh
40:10oh
40:11oh
40:11oh
40:16my queen
40:17say hello to the one and only
40:19Christina Aguilera
40:22I wanna like run on stage and like grab her and touch her
40:26but I know security will probably check me
40:27so that's why I didn't make that move
40:29Christina
40:30you may join the other judges
40:33come on over baby
40:34yay
40:36not only do I live for Christina Aguilera
40:38but I live for Christina Aguilera
40:40I'm gonna tell you one thing about season 10
40:42when you think you know what the f**k is going on
40:45you don't know nothing
40:47coming up
40:48this is a fantastic way to come out of the gates
40:50the creativity is off the charts
40:52I'm thinking designing may not be your strong suit
41:00ladies
41:01Christina watched your runway presentations from backstage
41:05and now it's time for the judges critiques
41:09first up
41:10Calorie Kardashian Williams
41:13hi
41:14I love your confidence coming out here
41:17and you exude such a sweetness about you and I love that
41:21but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that
41:23I'm thinking designing may not be your strong suit
41:27I mean I might be biased but I feel like a million bucks
41:30a design challenge look needs to have presence on the runway
41:33I would have loved to have seen earrings made out of dollar bills and origami shapes
41:37I would have loved to have seen like maybe a big green wig
41:40I wanted more impact
41:41this is a dress that's been done a few times
41:44in fact Raja did a version of it
41:46Manila and Acid Betty did one too
41:48and that's a lot to live up to
41:49but this just falls short for me
41:51up next
41:52Lea Sinclair
41:54I declare
41:55you look really young
41:57me too
41:58that's funny tell another one
42:01I love this look because of all the textures
42:04it's very artful and I really appreciate that
42:06it's not easy to make a visor look like a skirt
42:08I think the only thing that throws me off is maybe the visor in the back
42:11I have to disagree with Michelle
42:13I love the reflective collar because it's really shooting some nice light right under my chin
42:18Is it okay to say that the 99 cent store can be chic?
42:22like you made it look very cool and futuristic
42:24I'm intrigued by you, I think you have something special
42:26Thank you
42:27Up next I want to talk about my favorite subject, bottoms
42:31Dusty Ray bottoms
42:32I think this is really fun because it's got a very 1960s mod feeling
42:37it's a little bit like Joanne Worley and the Tin Man had a baby
42:40You chose to put a cone on your head for a hat
42:43It almost turned it witchy when it was really fashion-y on the bottom
42:47I also want you to talk me through the dots on your face
42:51That's my signature makeup, that's what I do
42:54You just wanted to do your first look as your signature?
42:56Absolutely
42:56We're gonna see this all the time?
42:58Not all the time, I can do a lot of things
43:00Okay, looking forward to a dot free face Dusty
43:04Mayhem Miller
43:07Sorry, I was gagging
43:09That's never happened before
43:11But I'm gagging over your look
43:13I love the way you created that shoulder detail
43:16And how you use the trash bags to kind of almost make it look like quilted leather
43:19Even using the latex gloves as a chic cocktail glove is fantastic
43:23You can serve a cocktail and check a hernia all at the same time
43:27The creativity is off the charts with this
43:30This is a fantastic way to come out of the gates
43:32Somebody who's auditions as many times as you have
43:34You're here and you did what you came to do
43:37How you feeling?
43:39I'm just...
43:41Overwhelmed
43:42Because I was so nervous
43:44I've waited so long for this
43:49Sometimes the universe knows better mayhem
43:51The universe is waiting for you to be here in season 10
43:53This is your time
43:56And this is a great start to this season for you
43:58Thank you
43:59Up next, Vanessa Vanjie Matteo of the Matteo Dynasty
44:04Bam!
44:06So do you have a background in design?
44:08I wouldn't say I'm project runway ready
44:10But I got my patterns in my clutch
44:13You have a lot of flavor
44:15All kinds of flavors
44:17Yeah, and I like fell in love with you the minute you started talking
44:20I agree
44:21As soon as you talk, it like brings everything about you to a whole different level
44:26I love the quirkiness and the campiness of the dolls on your boobs coming out of your waist
44:30They're just like, hey girl
44:31But here's the story
44:34I'm looking at you and I see round almost
44:36It's about definition
44:38You want to see the lines in the outfit
44:40So it's literally a head and legs and the rest is flowers
44:43You guys put so much time and effort into making undergarments and bodies that give an illusion
44:49And then you're slamming everything on it and covering it up
44:51So think about that before you step out onto the runway
44:56You are Hamasaki
44:57I really like this look
44:59You've taken two disparate ideas where you did a very couture shape
45:02But you used a very campy material
45:04The caution tape, was it something you've never seen before?
45:06Absolutely not
45:07But it was cute and I think you pulled it all
45:13So do you know that you have an onk on your head?
45:15I don't even know what an onk is
45:16An onk is an Egyptian symbol, I believe, of peace
45:19Oh, I thought you meant like car, onk, onk
45:21That was the joke
45:24I thought you had personality when you came out
45:26Obviously all I saw was an onk that you had no idea you had on your head
45:29Michelle, you're never going to make onk happen
45:31Onk, onk
45:33Up next, Ms. Cracker
45:34Yes, Ms. Cracker, if you're nasty and I'm disgusting
45:39Sassy Cracker too
45:41Where'd you get that name?
45:42I used to be Brianna Cracker, like Brie on a Cracker
45:46Oh my god
45:47But then it was too complicated
45:49And a little cheesy
45:50Yeah, I thought it would be simpler to be just Ms. Cracker
45:53And I live in Harlem, so people call me by name all the time
45:58Okay, let's talk about this look
45:59I mean, this is not an easy shape to do this kind of 1940s peplum jacket
46:02So kudos on the way you've constructed it
46:05So what materials did you use?
46:07Shower curtains and broad brimmed hats
46:09I think that you constructed a masterpiece here
46:12And you painted your face to go along with that
46:14But I think what really sold it was the presentation on the runway
46:18When you came out and you were looking lost
46:19I saw myself as this sort of tragic figure that goes with the outfit
46:23What was the tragedy? A fisting accident?
46:25There are no accidents in fisting
46:34Awesome job
46:35Thank you, Christina Aguilera
46:38Thank you ladies, I think we've heard enough
46:40While you untuck backstage
46:43The judges and I will deliberate
46:46Alright, so just between us squirrel friends
46:49What do you think?
46:50Kallari Kardashian Williams
46:52I think she has a beautiful smile
46:54But I think that dress was hideous
46:57Everything just came out ill-fitting
46:59And when she turned around the back was kind of falling apart
47:01What I really didn't like was the black showing in the back of her
47:04This was essentially a fashion challenge
47:06You have to wow us visually
47:08And it just looked for me like she ran out of time
47:11You can't show up and show us something we've seen before
47:13And not even show it as good as it was done the first time
47:16Or the second time, or the third time
47:17This is season 10, you've got to be different
47:19You've got to be unique, and you've got to wow us
47:21Blair St. Clair
47:23She was hands down one of my top favorites
47:25I really, really liked her a lot
47:27I love that she's giving us Vivian Westwood, Judy Jetson
47:30Looks made out of the sun visor
47:32And she also is gorgeous, she's like our little ingenue
47:35I've got tucking panties older than her
47:38Tonight what she did with the sun visors is not easy to do
47:41There's a regalness about her, which I love
47:43And I just cannot wait to see more from Blair
47:46Dusty Ray Bottoms
47:47I actually really like the construction she did with these visors
47:50From back to front, it all went together
47:52And then she lost me by putting a cone on her head
47:55Covered in tin foil
47:56It took me out of fashion and into costuming
47:59And I didn't want to see that
48:01I wanted to remain in the fashion sphere
48:03I would have loved for her to connect the dots, per se
48:07I thought it was moderate plaque psoriasis
48:10There's a pill for that
48:11At least it was interesting, at least it was something I hadn't really seen before
48:14Now, if she does that every week, of course we're going to read her for that
48:17But I want to see what she's going to do next week
48:22Just the boldness and the fearlessness
48:24She knew what she was here to do and she executed it flawlessly
48:27I love when a queen's time comes right when the stars align
48:30And it's happening for mayhem
48:32But now she set herself up, can she deliver at that level every week?
48:36Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
48:38She's in your face and I love that
48:39What I didn't love was everything else
48:41She's wearing like flowers and they're all pastels
48:43And she has sparkly rhinestones and Barbie dolls
48:46And then she's like, yeah, and I'll call it a bitch
48:47She's like, I love that dichotomy
48:50We've seen these queens who we love, who don't necessarily have the taste level yet
48:54Evolve and mature
48:56I just, I hope she's around to get there
48:59You a Hamasaki
49:01She did have beautiful movement with the dress
49:03It was kind of predictable in the sense that we've seen it, you know, a few times before
49:07But I think what I fell in love with this girl about was her personality
49:10She seems to really know who she is or at least think she does
49:13But will she have the talent to back it up?
49:15If she doesn't, things are going to get awkward
49:18Get up, Rod
49:20Miss Crackers
49:21I love how she constructed the look
49:23I thought it was kind of a complicated look to build
49:25She's very interesting, she's very cerebral
49:27Whenever she started speaking, she was so articulate about everything she had to say
49:32Just Serena Williams and one-liners
49:33Every time you threw something out, she hit back
49:36She is a weirdo
49:38And that's what I love about her, and she's funny
49:40And smart
49:42Okay, Michelle want a cracker?
49:43Yes, please, and my goal is to...
49:45Silence!
49:47I've made my decision
49:49Bring back my girls
49:50Welcome back, ladies
49:52I've made some decisions
49:56Miss Cracker
49:58You're safe
50:02Blair St. Clair
50:05You're safe
50:08Mayhem Miller
50:09Mo' glove, mo' love
50:14Congratulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge
50:17Yeah!
50:19You've won a luxury Hawaiian getaway to the Hale Mahalu Guest House and Retreat
50:25Thank you
50:26I won the first challenge of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10
50:30This is amazing
50:34You are Hamasaki
50:37You are safe
50:38Thank you, mama
50:41Dusty Ray
50:42Your topper just might land you in the bottom
50:47Calorie Kardashian Williams
50:49You're dripping in dollars, but you didn't make it rain
50:54Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
50:56No
50:57You're a doll
50:58You're a doll
50:59But your body was overpowered by a field of flowers
51:04Dusty Ray Bottoms
51:08You're safe
51:10Thank you
51:11You will join the other girls
51:14Calorie
51:15Vanessa
51:17I'm sorry my dears, but you are up for elimination
51:21Two queens stand before me
51:24Prior to tonight, we were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Ain't No Other Man by Christina Aguilera
51:32Ladies, this is your last chance
51:34Impress me, save yourself from elimination
51:40The time has come
51:43For you to lip-sync
51:45For your life
51:49Good luck
51:51And don't
51:52F*** it up
52:00Do your thing, honey
52:03I can feel it from the start
52:06Couldn't stand to be your part
52:09Something about you call mine
52:13Something moved me deep inside
52:16I don't know what you did, boy, but you had it
52:20And I've been hooked in my sins
52:22For my brother, my brother, my sister, and my friends
52:26For the others
52:28Go past the present tense
52:30And every time I see you, everything starts making sense
52:35Do your thing, honey
52:37Ain't no other man
52:38Can't stay from next to you
52:40Ain't no other man
52:47Ain't no other man
52:49Ain't no other man
52:54Ain't no other man
52:57Ain't no other man
53:00Ain't no other man
53:00I ain't no other man
53:07Ain't no other man
53:09Alright, my girl, my sister, and the other man
53:10I swank' you when I say you better watch it, girl
53:12Cause I'm coming
53:12I'm gonna give you a fight
53:21Pulled out that money and I had my life
53:24Make it rain
53:27You're the kind of guy
53:28You're the kind of guy
53:29You're the kind of guy
53:30You're the kind of guy
53:30You got so good
53:32You got so good
53:34Ain't no one gonna dance through
53:36Ain't no one to have a new
53:45Ladies, made my decision
53:53Calorie, shantay you stay
54:02Join the other girls
54:05Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
54:08You've done your house proud
54:09And I have just one thing to say
54:11Bam
54:14Now, sashay away
54:22Miss Vanjie
54:24Miss Vanjie
54:25Miss Vanjie
54:34To go home first is the worst
54:36I wish I could have been here longer
54:41I feel like I've let Alexis down
54:43I hope I didn't disappoint her
54:51Condragulations ladies
54:53And remember
54:54If you can't love yourself
54:55How in the hell you gonna love somebody else
54:57Can I get an amen in here
54:58Amen
55:00Can I get an amen Christina
55:03Amen
55:06Alright, now let the music play
55:09Woo!