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00:00:05Holy , where you are?
00:00:07My name is Detox, and I am 27 years old.
00:00:09I can do everything.
00:00:10I act, I sing, I rap, I dance.
00:00:12Let's send the rest of these clowns home.
00:00:14Where is everybody?
00:00:15I've worked with huge celebrities like Rihanna, Kesha,
00:00:18and I'm the queen bee, so eat it up and crown it.
00:00:22You're all welcome.
00:00:27My name is Roxy Andrews, and I'm 28 years old.
00:00:30Mesh, are you kidding?
00:00:33Me and Detox started drag together,
00:00:35and I'm so excited to see her.
00:00:37You look gorgeous.
00:00:38You too.
00:00:38I'm a pageant girl.
00:00:39Big hair, big makeup.
00:00:40From head to toe, it's a Roxy Andrews project.
00:00:43It all begins.
00:00:46Hey, girls, hey.
00:00:47Hey.
00:00:48What's going on with this cat?
00:00:49What's going on?
00:00:51I am Jade Jolie.
00:00:52I am 25 years old.
00:00:54Honey, I'm serving up fish, tuna on a platter.
00:00:56You look gorgeous.
00:00:57Thank you, you too.
00:00:58Jade is bubbly.
00:00:59She laughs a lot.
00:01:01I just like to be fabulous and fun.
00:01:04Well, you both are going home really early,
00:01:05just so you know.
00:01:09My name is Serena Chacha, and I'm 21 years old.
00:01:11This is the best quinceanera present ever.
00:01:14Can I do quinceanera?
00:01:15I come from an art school environment,
00:01:17and I'm interested in fine art drag.
00:01:20So this is it.
00:01:21This is it.
00:01:23Automatically, detox and Roxy work.
00:01:29It's a little off-putting, rather annoying.
00:01:31So much fun.
00:01:36Shut up!
00:01:37Shut up!
00:01:38My name is Alyssa Edwards, and I am 32 years of age.
00:01:43I am known as the Vanessa Williams of drag,
00:01:45because after winning the title of Miss Gay America,
00:01:48the crown was taken away from me.
00:01:50Girl, I am gagging.
00:01:52I am here to show people I still got it.
00:01:55I need to get up in this gig, girl.
00:01:57Let me get a look.
00:02:02You know, I can hear the cackling from down the street.
00:02:06My name is Jinx Monsoon.
00:02:09I'm 24, and I'm Seattle's youngest MILF.
00:02:13Swimsuit competition.
00:02:15I'm theatrically trained in the Broadway school of singing.
00:02:19Okay, detox with the feathers.
00:02:21I don't know about that Jinx yet.
00:02:23She's a little kooky.
00:02:26Hello, boys.
00:02:28My name is Penny Tration, and I am 39 years old.
00:02:31I'm here because I was chosen by thousands of people
00:02:35in the online voting contest.
00:02:36You're the wedlock?
00:02:38You guys should be happy to know
00:02:39that everybody actually wanted me here.
00:02:41I hope that me being voted on the show by a lot of people
00:02:44makes the other queens really intimidated.
00:02:48Hey, y'all.
00:02:50Hello.
00:02:51Another one.
00:02:52My name is Vivian Pinay.
00:02:54I'm 26 years old.
00:02:56You're giving me Kat Von D doll.
00:02:59Vivian is all about glamour.
00:03:02My beauty is everything.
00:03:03Vivian's cute, but you're cuter.
00:03:10Oh, my God.
00:03:18My name is Alaska, and I'm 27 years old, and I also have a very famous boyfriend whose name is
00:03:25Sharon Needles.
00:03:26Sharon's girlfriend.
00:03:28Girl boyfriend.
00:03:29Oh.
00:03:29In this competition, dating the previous winner is definitely uncharted territory.
00:03:34This trash bag couture is something else.
00:03:37Yes.
00:03:37It's a plastic tablecloth.
00:03:39Alaska definitely has big shoes to fill.
00:03:44Hey, sisters.
00:03:48My name is Honey Mahogany, and I'm 28 years old.
00:03:51How are you?
00:03:53Honey Mahogany is like a RuPaul Drag Race poster, but not quite as polished.
00:04:00Sorry about it.
00:04:02I think I'm the first queen from San Francisco, actually.
00:04:05Hello, hippies.
00:04:06People get down on San Francisco for being a bunch of hippies, but there's so much beauty there.
00:04:11Have you seen Honey Mahogany?
00:04:15Uh-oh.
00:04:17Hey, ladies.
00:04:18Oh, my God.
00:04:21My name is Ivy Winters.
00:04:23I'm 25 years old.
00:04:24Your top is awesome.
00:04:26It's so well-tailed.
00:04:26I make dresses out of cassette tape, paper cups, condoms.
00:04:30We'll figure out a way to turn it into a costume.
00:04:33I used to work as a clown for like eight years.
00:04:35I still do.
00:04:39Hello, girls.
00:04:41I'm Monica Beverly Hills with a Z.
00:04:43I'm 27.
00:04:44Monica Beverly Hills is very good at giving face.
00:04:48This might be the fishiest season ever, darling.
00:04:51I have been called ghetto, banjee, trashy.
00:04:54I was raised in the ghetto.
00:04:55You know, I'm street smart.
00:04:56There's nothing wrong with that.
00:05:01Oh, look at this.
00:05:03I'm Linatia Sparks, and I am 24 years old.
00:05:07Linatia is so fierce, so flores, so sparkling.
00:05:10I'm very excited to be here representing Puerto Rico, so.
00:05:14Linatia's in the house, so watch out, bitches.
00:05:18How many more girls?
00:05:19This has to be in, right?
00:05:20Yeah, he made it.
00:05:21This has to be in.
00:05:22Lucky 13.
00:05:2213.
00:05:24Oh, boys.
00:05:25The diva has arrived.
00:05:27I'm Coco Montrese, and I'm 37 years old.
00:05:30Yeah!
00:05:36And then walks in Coco Montrese.
00:05:40The face crack of the century.
00:05:43Oh, my God!
00:05:46Alyssa Edwards.
00:05:49What the ?
00:05:50Oh, Alyssa Edwards again.
00:05:53Here she goes.
00:05:54Sweet.
00:05:54What's the story?
00:05:55Alyssa, you want to tell the story, or you want me to tell the story?
00:05:57Oh, there's no story.
00:05:58What is the story?
00:05:59We haven't spoken in two years.
00:06:01The pageant tore our friendship apart.
00:06:03We were close, and I feel like I was bamboozled.
00:06:07Coco was the one backstabbing me behind my back.
00:06:09Alyssa and I will have our moment later together,
00:06:12because we need a moment.
00:06:13I don't think she wants to talk about it.
00:06:16But we're going to talk about it.
00:06:18If she doesn't go home first.
00:06:21Game on, bitch.
00:06:22The sequel.
00:06:25Ooh!
00:06:26Girl!
00:06:27You got she mailed.
00:06:29Welcome, my queens.
00:06:31I told you California was the place you ought to be.
00:06:35So you tightened up your tuck, and you flew to Beverly Hills.
00:06:40Adjacent, that is.
00:06:42So whether you're a fresh princess of Bel Air,
00:06:45a Malibu Barbie,
00:06:46or just serving real housewife realness,
00:06:50to get your big break in Rue Pollywood,
00:06:52you need to make an even bigger splash,
00:06:55and really shake things up.
00:06:58Oh!
00:06:59Oh, my goodness!
00:07:00Earthquake!
00:07:01Oh, my hair!
00:07:03Ooh!
00:07:03I think it's the big one.
00:07:05Ooh!
00:07:06Faster!
00:07:07Faster!
00:07:08Oh!
00:07:09Slower, slower, slower.
00:07:10Oh!
00:07:11Cut!
00:07:13Oh!
00:07:14Remember, to snatch this crown,
00:07:17you need to fake it until you make it.
00:07:20Hi!
00:07:22Woo!
00:07:24Woo!
00:07:24Hello, hello, hello!
00:07:27Woo!
00:07:28Woo!
00:07:31Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:07:33Woo!
00:07:34Now, I chose each of you because I see in you the raw charisma,
00:07:40uniqueness, nerve, and talent that it takes to go all the way.
00:07:43In addition to winning the title of America's next drag superstar,
00:07:48the champion of RuPaul's Drag Race will receive
00:07:51a lifetime supply of color evolution cosmetics,
00:07:55a one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of AlandChuck.Travel,
00:07:59and headline logo's outrageous drag race tour,
00:08:04featuring absolute vodka, cocktails perfected,
00:08:07and some cash money, honey.
00:08:10Woo!
00:08:10Woo!
00:08:11Yes, child.
00:08:12To the tune of $100,000.
00:08:15Woo!
00:08:16Wow, I feel so excited.
00:08:20It's $100,000, and I want to win that money.
00:08:25No more kidding around, girls.
00:08:27You're in the entertainment capital of the world.
00:08:31And to make it in RuPaul, you've got to dive in the deep end.
00:08:36Are you ready for your close-up?
00:08:44Hi, Jay.
00:08:45Hey, Ru.
00:08:46It's time for our first photo shoot.
00:08:48I am eager to see what the challenge is,
00:08:50and I am super nervous.
00:08:51What do you think is going on right now?
00:08:54Um, I'm not sure.
00:08:56Well, turn around.
00:08:58Oh!
00:08:59Oh, my gosh.
00:09:00Talk about the elephant in the room.
00:09:02Didn't see that.
00:09:03Now, say hello to the amazing Mike Ruiz.
00:09:07Mike is here to shoot your Hollywood splash photo.
00:09:10What we're looking for is underwater, serving glamour.
00:09:13Like, give us fish.
00:09:15Awesome.
00:09:16Let's do it.
00:09:17Today, we're doing an homage to old Hollywood that's kind of a tribute to old Esther Williams
00:09:22films.
00:09:22Please know that there's no pee in the water.
00:09:26All right, hit it.
00:09:28Jay Jolie, you're soaking in it.
00:09:31Try not to look like you're holding your breath.
00:09:33Jade would inhale a bunch of air and would hold it all in her cheeks like a chipmunk.
00:09:37That doesn't make for a very pretty glamour shot.
00:09:39It's giving you parrot fish.
00:09:41I was giving Helen Keller a drowning realness.
00:09:45Ooh, wet and wild.
00:09:47Roxy Andrews.
00:09:48Hit it.
00:09:50Acrobatic, grayskull, gorgeous face, glamour.
00:09:53Ooh, she's rolling in the deep.
00:09:55Do it.
00:09:56On the Roxy with a splash.
00:09:58Detox!
00:09:59Give us everything you got.
00:10:01Yes.
00:10:02It's the bumble fish.
00:10:05Aquawamata.
00:10:06Oh, gorgeous.
00:10:07Detox fell off the wagon and into the pool.
00:10:11Serena Cha Cha.
00:10:13The time has come for you to sink for your life.
00:10:17Uno, dos, tres.
00:10:19Oop.
00:10:20Uh-oh.
00:10:20Oh, dear.
00:10:21I can see your seafood platter.
00:10:23Your paella is showing.
00:10:26At least Serena was wearing panties.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:28Okay, there's a pole.
00:10:29Hold on to the pole.
00:10:31Look at it.
00:10:31It looks like frog legs.
00:10:37What the was that about, guys?
00:10:38Oh.
00:10:38It's not your quinceanera anymore.
00:10:40Your quinceanera is ruined.
00:10:42By a pole.
00:10:43I'm not tucked.
00:10:44Oh, you didn't tuck?
00:10:45I'm not tucked at all.
00:10:46So the dress is doing this the whole time.
00:10:48Showing all your bubble gum and everything.
00:10:49You thought you were being cute today by being comfortable with your non-tuck and it got you together.
00:10:54I'm not a fan of girls who don't tuck look like a woman.
00:10:57It's female impersonation at the end of the day.
00:11:01Deeper.
00:11:02Don't be so shallow, Alyssa.
00:11:04Your legs look like calamari when you do that.
00:11:09Okay.
00:11:11Stand on the water.
00:11:13Is that dress wash and wear?
00:11:16Careful on these wet, slippery surfaces.
00:11:19Oh.
00:11:20Queen down.
00:11:22At least I did it gracefully.
00:11:23Very.
00:11:25Jinx Monsoon, welcome to the drag lagoon.
00:11:29I don't know how to swim.
00:11:30I learned how to swim by one of my uncles pushing me off a log into a river.
00:11:40First time under the water I lost both my contacts.
00:11:43I was blinded within seconds.
00:11:45Okay, you look a little scared under water.
00:11:47A more pretty face.
00:11:53Okay, too much splashing.
00:11:55Uh-oh.
00:11:57You're splashing around.
00:11:58Oops.
00:12:01You okay?
00:12:02Just a little tangled.
00:12:06I think we're gonna have to call it a wrap.
00:12:08Jinx, there's got to be a morning after.
00:12:13Deeper penetration.
00:12:15Girl, you're gonna put Shelly Winters out of work.
00:12:18Oh, wait a minute.
00:12:20And go.
00:12:21Nice.
00:12:22Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:24Poseidon adventure, darling.
00:12:25Hit it.
00:12:26Serving sweaty pain.
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29Touch all of this skin.
00:12:31The filet of Vivian Penet.
00:12:35Ah, Alaska's underwater.
00:12:38Damn you, global warming.
00:12:41Okay, yeah.
00:12:42Your head's not going very deep.
00:12:44And keep your hair out of your face.
00:12:50I can't get deep enough.
00:12:51I don't know how to do it.
00:12:54Alaska, she got really frustrated and it showed.
00:12:57Push yourself down.
00:12:58Go!
00:13:02Nah.
00:13:03Oh, that was your face.
00:13:04Alright, alright.
00:13:04I can't do it.
00:13:05I fail.
00:13:09We will offer you one more dip if you want to take it.
00:13:12I'm sorry.
00:13:15That was terrible!
00:13:19I can't believe it.
00:13:20I'm in shock.
00:13:20I did so bad.
00:13:23I don't know how to swim.
00:13:24Oh, get that.
00:13:25I've completely blown it.
00:13:27I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:13:32Honey, I sunk the kids.
00:13:35Ooh, that was pretty.
00:13:37Ivy Winters!
00:13:39Throwing caution to the wind.
00:13:42Fishy when wet.
00:13:44Monica Beverly Hills.
00:13:47Push your dress down when you get underwater.
00:13:49You look like a jellyfish.
00:13:51In the future, you should hand wash your woolens.
00:13:56Oh, yes!
00:13:57Yes!
00:13:59Linatia's body language was so incredibly graceful and dancerly.
00:14:02It was amazing.
00:14:03Sparkle, Linatia!
00:14:04Sparkle!
00:14:06Sorry to say that satin will never be the same.
00:14:10Work!
00:14:12Cocoa Mon Cheese!
00:14:13Chicken of the Sea!
00:14:16Serving Tuna Turner!
00:14:17Relax your face!
00:14:19Yes!
00:14:22Instant cocoa.
00:14:23Just add water.
00:14:25Okay, y'all.
00:14:26Somebody forgot to tell them that black people don't swim.
00:14:32Thank God I'm Dominican.
00:14:35Y'all look cute!
00:14:37Seeing everybody de-dragging for the very first time is always exciting.
00:14:41Detox immediately.
00:14:42I'm like, work done!
00:14:44The nature is the Puerto Rican poppy.
00:14:47Oh, my gosh.
00:14:49Jinx out of drag?
00:14:52Why does she have an eye patch?
00:14:53What is going on?
00:14:55Oh, my God.
00:14:56I saw you sleeping earlier.
00:14:57I was like, maybe she's just really tired.
00:14:58I have narcolepsy.
00:15:01So if I don't, like, stay active, I start to slunk and...
00:15:04Then it's a whole big mess.
00:15:06Wait, Miss Seng.
00:15:06So you fall asleep out of nowhere?
00:15:08No, it's not how they do it in the movies.
00:15:10You know, like, you can feel it coming on.
00:15:12And if you're lucky, you make your way to a sofa and, like...
00:15:16Jinx is a special person.
00:15:19I am Seattle's premier Jewish narcoleptic drag queen.
00:15:23I'm not gonna make an excuse for it.
00:15:25I wear my narcolepsy as a badge of pride.
00:15:29It's something I've had to...
00:15:37Jinx, you okay?
00:15:43Yeah!
00:15:48Thank you, Mr. Handsome.
00:15:50I know what I wanna drink.
00:15:51Hello, hello, hello!
00:15:55Um, who are you guys?
00:15:58Now, Mike and I have reviewed your photos.
00:16:01And some of you were in over your head.
00:16:04Yes.
00:16:05But some of you took to it like a fish to water.
00:16:09Fish!
00:16:10The one queen that surfaced as the clear winner is...
00:16:16Detox.
00:16:21I was floored.
00:16:23I may sit around and kiki with everybody, but at the end of the day, I'm here for one reason.
00:16:27And that's to win.
00:16:28Detox, I love your photos so much, I'm tweeting it right now.
00:16:32Hashtag Roop Hollywood.
00:16:35Get into it!
00:16:36Ladies, take a moment to unwind.
00:16:39Because tomorrow, your Roop Hollywood adventure continues.
00:16:43The Beverly Hills Shopping Spree.
00:16:45Shopping!
00:16:48I'm thrilled at the aspect of going on a shopping spree.
00:16:53Let's go!
00:16:53Adios!
00:16:54Bye!
00:16:55I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be the shopping spree that we imagined.
00:17:03So today, RuPaul is sending us on an exclusive tour of Roop Hollywood,
00:17:09which culminates in a special Beverly Hills Shopping Spree.
00:17:15The
00:17:15Storm cold city took a bite out of me.
00:17:19All of my life, Shady Angelique.
00:17:22Shit, I love you, but I hate it, what's not for me.
00:17:25I'd rather take my chances back in Tennessee.
00:17:30Hollywood, USA.
00:17:34Hollywood, USA.
00:17:36I'm getting my life on this bus.
00:17:39Celebrity's waving back.
00:17:41Oh my gosh, it's like a dream come true.
00:17:44Be a star, working in a bar
00:17:46Change your name to play the game
00:17:48All remains the same
00:17:49Sing your song, you get the ball
00:17:51Don't forget your heart
00:17:52You need it when you reach the top in your own
00:17:56In Hollywood
00:18:03I lost my loving
00:18:05Hollywood
00:18:06I lost my love
00:18:09I lost my love
00:18:18Hello ladies
00:18:21Who comes out the door but
00:18:23Camille Grammar from The Real Housewives
00:18:25Are you kidding me?
00:18:26Welcome to Beverly Hills
00:18:29We've been expecting you
00:18:30But you can come in here
00:18:34RuPaul is waiting for you
00:18:35At the VIP entrance
00:18:37That way
00:18:39Wait
00:18:41Ciao darlings
00:18:48So we walk around the store to meet RuPaul
00:18:52We're looking, we see a gate
00:18:58What is this?
00:19:00We see dumpsters
00:19:02And an alien from outer space
00:19:04What's going on?
00:19:06And where's my damn shopping spree?
00:19:15Well hey pretty women
00:19:20Welcome to the slums of Beverly Hills
00:19:26Now I promised you a shopping spree
00:19:29But girl, Beverly Hills Boutiques can be so darn ricy
00:19:34But I know where you can get a real bargain
00:19:37These dumpsters are overflowing with some of the most exclusive garbage in the 90210
00:19:44For your first main challenge
00:19:47You need to create an award winning look
00:19:50That screams Hollywood red carpet couture darling
00:19:55You'll have just one minute to dumpster dive
00:19:58And ladies, all sales are final
00:20:04Oh my god, we're dumpster diving for materials
00:20:08Great, it's a challenge
00:20:10Gentlemen, start your engines
00:20:13And may the best woman
00:20:14Win
00:20:23I'm trying to get everything I can
00:20:25Girls pushing and broadening
00:20:27Jumping on top of my head
00:20:29Ow, that's my leg
00:20:30This is crazy honey
00:20:32Out of my way
00:20:34The girl next to me throws the lid up
00:20:38I won't
00:20:39I won't make it out of this competition alive
00:20:41Oh my god
00:20:43I can't get out of here
00:20:47I
00:20:48Damn
00:20:49Penetration
00:20:49Back of my face honey
00:20:50My money maker
00:20:52I was pissed
00:20:53Don't knock me over
00:20:54Don't knock you over?
00:20:55This squishy little queen over here
00:20:57Get on my nerves
00:20:57I am not afraid to shove my way through the little girls
00:21:01Mommy
00:21:01What?
00:21:02And get what I need to get
00:21:03I'm gagged and not in a good way
00:21:05I know
00:21:07My finger does count
00:21:12Alright
00:21:13Let's get to work
00:21:14Shopping's free, shopping's free
00:21:17No credit card involved
00:21:18We enter back into the workroom
00:21:20And it was time to get to work
00:21:22Oh
00:21:22Girl
00:21:26Fabulous
00:21:27What are you wearing, Roxy?
00:21:30This is my makeup dress
00:21:31Why?
00:21:32Because I take my makeup off in it
00:21:34Oh, y'all can't take me?
00:21:35Oh, y'all cannot take my fishy daytime dress
00:21:39Miss Alaska, put some clothes on, please
00:21:41First one naked
00:21:46Look at this
00:21:47The reason she walked in the room with a horse face
00:21:50Was cause she is a horse
00:21:52Talk about letting her all hang out, darling
00:21:58Bitch, I live for this
00:22:00Oh my god
00:22:01How did you get that?
00:22:02Welcome to the jungle
00:22:06What is that?
00:22:08She hit the jackpot, we got the winner
00:22:10I am happy with what I got from the dumpster
00:22:13I found fabulous red sequin fabric
00:22:15Oh, girl, you got palettes
00:22:18Mr. Sisters over here
00:22:20Mr. Sisters
00:22:21Mr. Sisters
00:22:22Mr. Sisters
00:22:22Mr. Sisters
00:22:23It's so funny, as soon as she pulled out
00:22:25All them red palettes
00:22:26You are now her best friend
00:22:28She's trying to take Miss Thing's fabric
00:22:30Girl, she's about to cut it up
00:22:31What are they talking about over there?
00:22:34Jade, be careful, girl
00:22:35Be careful with her
00:22:36Why?
00:22:36Why are you saying be careful to me, Miss Coco?
00:22:39Just be careful, that's all I'm saying
00:22:40Here she comes
00:22:41Miss Jade
00:22:41Find out who your real friends are
00:22:43And you stick by your real friends
00:22:44I'm not saying Alyssa
00:22:45I'm not saying Alyssa not
00:22:47You can meet your friends' longevity
00:22:49Yeah
00:22:49Right
00:22:50Because we've been in competitions
00:22:51We have been in a lot of competitions
00:22:53And at the end of the day
00:22:54It's like you really truly find who your friends are
00:22:56Yeah
00:22:56In the end
00:22:58That's true
00:22:58That's what it's about
00:22:59That's what it's about
00:23:00So we'll talk about it later, Alyssa
00:23:01We don't got nothing to talk about
00:23:03We do have
00:23:04We have a lot to talk about
00:23:05We don't have nothing to talk about
00:23:05You said you find out later who your friends are
00:23:07So you and I will sit down and talk about that
00:23:10I want to know what the f*** happened
00:23:12When are you going to tell her?
00:23:14When I'm ready
00:23:21When are you going to tell her?
00:23:22I'm definitely feeling the pressure because
00:23:24I floundered in the dunk tank
00:23:27So hopefully I can redeem myself
00:23:29I think Alaska should take a bad share
00:23:32That's what everyone is saying
00:23:36Alaska is a one trick pony at this point
00:23:38Because, yet again, she's making another dress
00:23:41A set of plastic bags
00:23:43Saran wrap
00:23:44It's red carpet, honey
00:23:45This might get you on the bottom, too
00:23:48Good luck
00:23:56I feel like wire cutters
00:23:57This week's main challenge is making dumpster red carpet couture
00:24:02With some pins, straight pins
00:24:04I don't know
00:24:05The workroom is really tense at the moment
00:24:06Because everyone's designing their first runway look
00:24:10And it's important to make a first impression
00:24:13Everyone's all quiet
00:24:14That means you guys are stressed
00:24:17Being an artist, I feel like the best thing to do is just, you know, concentrate on your concept
00:24:21Chew as much as you can chew
00:24:22And you hope that whatever you spit out comes out right
00:24:26Sarina's going very slow
00:24:27She's doing this and that
00:24:28But there's just kind of no product being made
00:24:30And time's ticking down
00:24:33Hello, hello, hello
00:24:34Oh, hi, Rue
00:24:36Hello
00:24:37Now, is this the real drag queens of Beverly Hills?
00:24:40Yeah
00:24:41Yes, ma'am
00:24:42Well, hello, Coco, my treat
00:24:44Hi, Rue
00:24:45Now, this outfit
00:24:46I want to give Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Monroe meets Madonna
00:24:51I just want to keep it kind of classy
00:24:54Yeah
00:24:55Well, there's a lot of influences there
00:24:57I don't want to play it safe
00:24:58One way or another
00:24:59I need to stand out
00:25:01So, take it or leave it
00:25:02This is me tomorrow
00:25:03And I'm going to turn it
00:25:04I know that you have a history with Alyssa
00:25:08Has it gotten in the way so far in the competition?
00:25:11It kind of threw me
00:25:13This Alyssa's situation is a distraction for me right now
00:25:16And I need to put it aside and focus on what Coco's going to present
00:25:20Alright, Coco
00:25:21Thank you
00:25:22You're taking a risk and I love it
00:25:23So, go for it
00:25:25Thanks, Rue
00:25:27Serena Chacha
00:25:28Hi, Rue
00:25:29How long have you been doing drags?
00:25:30For three years
00:25:31Just turned 21
00:25:32Just graduated art school
00:25:33I do performance art
00:25:35Performance art
00:25:36Now, do you sew?
00:25:37Yes, but there is a new art movement called soft sculpture
00:25:41It's more about creating a sculpture rather than just tailoring
00:25:44Well, that sounds great on paper, but what does it look like?
00:25:47It looks like this
00:25:48That scares me
00:25:49I'm trying to do detail first, just like when you paint
00:25:52There's not a lot of time here, you know
00:25:54I'm a little scared about that
00:25:54And there's not a lot of dress over here either
00:25:56Now, it's still really abstract right now, but I know it's going to come together
00:25:59Serena said she went to art school
00:26:01She might want her money back
00:26:04I'm just surprised that you're so calm and collected, you know
00:26:07There's a lot of experienced queens here
00:26:09Who are a little further along in their execution of their couture outfits
00:26:12All I have to do is come up with a whole performative aspect for my dress
00:26:16And I'm totally calm
00:26:17I know this is going to work out, I totally do
00:26:19Well, listen, I know you've got a lot of work to do here, I can tell
00:26:21I do
00:26:22So, get back to it
00:26:23Okay, I will
00:26:24Thank you, Rue, I appreciate it
00:26:25Alright
00:26:28Roxy Andrews
00:26:29Rupaul
00:26:29Look at you, girl
00:26:31Girl, I'm rushing
00:26:32Do you sew?
00:26:33I do sew, you know
00:26:34Losing weight when I was a kid
00:26:35You know, I had to take a lot of my clothes in because we didn't have a lot of money
00:26:37Now, have you recently lost a lot of weight?
00:26:39I did lose, I've lost like 70 pounds
00:26:4170 pounds?
00:26:4170 pounds
00:26:42And how has that affected the way you dress and the way you feel?
00:26:45Well, girl, now I show a little more body than I used to be able to
00:26:48I used to be in eight corsets, ten girdles, and not being able to breathe
00:26:51I used to be a bigger girl, but I still consider myself a girl who's got a little meat on
00:26:55her bones
00:26:56And whether you're juicy, fat, whatever, embrace what you got and work with it
00:27:00You're not a big girl, you're a thick girl
00:27:02I'm a thick, I'm juicy
00:27:03Oh, okay, alright, I'm down with that
00:27:05Alright
00:27:06Listen, I'm gonna let you get back to work here
00:27:08Thank you, Ru
00:27:08Thank you
00:27:11Penetration
00:27:12Ru Paul
00:27:13Hi, you are our fan favorite
00:27:16I know
00:27:17The fans chose you
00:27:18Which is amazing to me
00:27:19I now have a true respect for politicians
00:27:20All the begging and the pleading and the vote
00:27:23So, tell me what you're doing
00:27:24The silhouette has sort of a drop waist
00:27:26Yes, what I have is this crazy torso
00:27:29So, what I try and do is elongate it a bit
00:27:31Uh-huh
00:27:31Bring it down to my knees
00:27:32And then
00:27:32You bring your torso down to your knees?
00:27:35Well, ish
00:27:36Make the length come down here
00:27:38Uh-huh
00:27:38Well, you know, you were very enterprising in your campaigning to get here
00:27:42So, you've got to be able to translate that into your couture outfit
00:27:46Yes
00:27:46I am going for a look that is more classic
00:27:50Penetration is not Lady Gaga
00:27:52And nor does she want to be
00:27:53Bring it, Mama
00:27:54I'll do my best
00:27:55All right
00:27:56Thanks, Ru
00:27:56Get to work
00:27:59The 49th state
00:28:00Alaska
00:28:02Hi
00:28:02You're finally here
00:28:03I know, yay
00:28:04How many times have you auditioned for this show?
00:28:07Um, every time that you're allowed to
00:28:09And sometimes when you're not even accepting applications
00:28:12Well, you've worked so hard to get here for so many years
00:28:15And then I was a little bit surprised that in the tank
00:28:18You sort of, kind of gave up
00:28:21I just want to encourage you to just go for it every single time
00:28:25Now, tell me, what are you working on?
00:28:28This is my plastic evening gown
00:28:31Uh-huh
00:28:31I didn't want to shy away from making it look like it came out of a dumpster
00:28:35Well, the challenge is to turn trash into flash
00:28:39Ru is looking at this a little funny and I know I'm taking a risk
00:28:43I hope it's couture enough
00:28:45I just see it in my brain
00:28:46Yeah
00:28:47Okay
00:28:49I'm gonna let you get back to work
00:28:51Thank you
00:28:51Alright
00:28:53Alright ladies, gather round
00:28:56Now tomorrow, for your Roop Hollywood premiere
00:29:00Our extra special guest judges will be
00:29:02My old friend, Mike Ruiz
00:29:05Yes
00:29:07And, from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
00:29:10Your new BFF, Camille Grammar
00:29:14Yes
00:29:16Yes
00:29:16Now, you only get one chance to make a first impression
00:29:19So, don't
00:29:21it up
00:29:24Oh
00:29:25Here we go
00:29:26Let's get some work ladies
00:29:27Today is our first elimination
00:29:30Somebody's going home
00:29:31Somebody's lip-sicking for their life
00:29:32And it's kind of scary
00:29:34It's a lot of unique pieces of couture clothing
00:29:40I'm feeling good old nasty rich
00:29:42You think Michelle would like that?
00:29:44It's just pearls hanging off the boobs, baby
00:29:46There are you
00:29:50There are you
00:29:52She likes to come home and try to throw me off
00:29:54She used to do that when we were in competition
00:29:56Don't worry
00:29:57She thinks that she's very fashion, but she dresses like a Dracula
00:30:03How are you feeling?
00:30:05I am, you know, back and forth between nervous and excited
00:30:08I'm not nervous at all
00:30:09I don't know if I should feel bad for it
00:30:10Or if I should feel nervous about not being nervous
00:30:12I always go by it
00:30:13If you're not nervous, then there's something wrong
00:30:21Time to put on Little House on the Prairie
00:30:23Category is daytime realness
00:30:25I see you're Laura Ingalls Wilder
00:30:26And I give you Africa
00:30:28She's Africa, all right
00:30:29She's a moo moo
00:30:32Look guys, it's a picture of me and Noodles
00:30:35Aw, Noodles
00:30:36I miss her so much
00:30:39Um, Alaska, who's the top and who's the bottom?
00:30:41Is it competitive with you guys being together?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Are you guys competitive against each other?
00:30:46Are you guys jealous of each other?
00:30:46Were you bitter last year?
00:30:48Girl, don't lie
00:30:48You can't tell the truth
00:30:49We have so many questions
00:30:50Really, is it difficult?
00:30:55I mean, we have fights
00:30:56Because it's two giant egos in one tiny house
00:31:00So
00:31:00And isn't Sharon the superstar of the relationship now?
00:31:04We had some difficult times last year
00:31:07It was very hard
00:31:08It was very hard
00:31:09Like when she was gone?
00:31:10Or like before she even left?
00:31:11Before she left?
00:31:13Yeah
00:31:13While she was gone?
00:31:14After she got back?
00:31:16We fought viciously about her getting on Drag Race and me not
00:31:20I felt pain and rejection like I've never felt in my life
00:31:24But as soon as that promo aired for last year, like showing who the cast was
00:31:28I just burst into tears
00:31:29Aw
00:31:30And I was like, I'm so proud of her
00:31:32That's so sweet
00:31:33That was really classy
00:31:34I had to choose
00:31:35Am I gonna be bitter?
00:31:37Or I become her biggest fan?
00:31:38Yeah
00:31:38And I made the right choice
00:31:39That's classy
00:31:40But at the same time, you're an artist
00:31:42So that must have been difficult
00:31:44Yeah
00:31:44I feel the pressure seeing as Sharon just won this competition
00:31:49It's a huge insecurity of mine
00:31:54If I was the first to go home, I would be absolutely just devastated
00:32:00I would feel like I'd let my family down and let myself down
00:32:15Okay
00:32:16Alright
00:32:19That was just right next to my ear
00:32:20I mean that one's gonna bug me
00:32:22That little one
00:32:23Oh yeah
00:32:23She's already starting to bug
00:32:25Little bitty Serena
00:32:26She's kinda irritating
00:32:27And by kinda I mean she's irritating the out of me
00:32:30On a constant
00:32:32I was born and raised in the Republic of Panama
00:32:35Where is Panama?
00:32:36I'm between Colombia and Costa Rica
00:32:37It's one of the number one retirement homes for Americans
00:32:39You should consider going there
00:32:42Not if they're all like you
00:32:44Ooh
00:32:47Yeah, cause your mouth doesn't shut
00:32:48Oh, okay
00:32:49It wears thin very quickly
00:32:51You know, I have a feeling you just like to be the only pretty one
00:32:53I just think you're annoying
00:32:55I can handle annoying
00:32:57I can't
00:32:59Serena tries to read bitches like she can
00:33:01She is loud, she won't shut her mouth
00:33:04And I have had it with her
00:33:05There's funny and there's just like blunt rudeness
00:33:07Can you not take it? Is that why?
00:33:10Oh honey, I can take it
00:33:11You're just like so immature
00:33:13It's just really aggravating
00:33:14I'm sorry, you're only 21 once
00:33:16And you only auditioned for this thing once being 21 and get in right away once
00:33:20And then you think because you're younger you think that's an advantage
00:33:22Yeah
00:33:22But we've all done drag longer so
00:33:23Does it bother you I keep saying I'm 21?
00:33:25Well no, not at all
00:33:26I mean because honestly I look just as young as you
00:33:28But you just keep dragging
00:33:29Are you sure about that?
00:33:31Oh
00:33:32Easy
00:33:33Girl, you ain't that pretty
00:33:35Cover girl don't cover boy baby
00:33:38Go home Jade
00:33:40Go home, just go home
00:33:41Well girls, we will see
00:33:44We shall see
00:33:46The main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
00:33:49From Jersey to L.A. it's my bi-coastal buddy Michelle Visage
00:33:55Can you believe it's season 5?
00:33:57Wow
00:33:58Gorgeous
00:33:58And my favorite leading man Santino Rice
00:34:02You've come a long way baby
00:34:03Welcome darling
00:34:04And fab photographer Mike Ruiz
00:34:08What's up?
00:34:10And the very glamorous Camille Grammer is here
00:34:13Hello Ru
00:34:14Now I hear they're letting drag queens shop in Beverly Hills
00:34:18Oh Ru, we've been doing that for years
00:34:22This week it's a classic tale of drags to riches
00:34:25As we challenged our queens to turn Beverly Hills trash into Tinseltown class
00:34:32Now they're ready to make their RuPaul Hollywood red carpet debut
00:34:36Gentlemen, start your engines
00:34:38And may the best woman win
00:34:41Coming up
00:34:42The shape is all wrong for you
00:34:44You're gonna get lost in it
00:34:45That was the makeup for me
00:34:46It was just awful
00:34:47Make a silhouette and perfect it
00:34:50Hello
00:34:50Is that too much to ask?
00:34:58Commence, shake, down
00:35:01First up, the queen on everyone's lips
00:35:04Roxy Andrews
00:35:06Foxy Roxy
00:35:07Ooh and the hips don't lie
00:35:09Aww
00:35:10I'm walking down the runway
00:35:11Give them a little bit of hip and body
00:35:13Bam
00:35:13This is exactly what I would wear to an award show
00:35:17All that ass
00:35:18I'd like to spend a night in the Roxy
00:35:21She has a huge opening weekend
00:35:24And her box office ain't bad either
00:35:28Jinx Monsoon
00:35:29I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille
00:35:31I'm serving 100% aquamarine Grecian red carpet couture
00:35:37I am in heaven right now
00:35:39I dream of Jinx
00:35:41Loofa my ass
00:35:45Detox on the red carpet
00:35:47Oh, it's severe up in here
00:35:49Woo!
00:35:50Well now we know where last season's backdrop went
00:35:52Yes!
00:35:53I'm serving Jim and the Holograms acid punk going to the Met Gala
00:35:57I feel really sexy and gorgeous
00:35:58Just another day in Hollywood
00:36:01She's detoxing from crack, by the way
00:36:05Ivy Winters
00:36:07The ladyboy in red
00:36:09I feel really amazing because I know that the garment is completely hand-stitched
00:36:13And it's Hollywood red carpet couture
00:36:16Isn't she giving Jean Kasem
00:36:18And Janice Dickinson
00:36:21Let's have lunch at the Ivy
00:36:23For your consideration, Honey Mahogany
00:36:26La Beja
00:36:27I'm serving Iman, and I'm stomping my heart out down the runway
00:36:32The men love me, the women love me
00:36:36You can catch more flies with Honey Mahogany
00:36:40Jay Jolie
00:36:42I can see your peacock cock cock
00:36:44Ding, ding, ding
00:36:45Yes
00:36:49In your face
00:36:52I am a million bucks and nothing can bring me down right now
00:36:55Here's looking at you, kid
00:36:58Alyssa Edwards
00:36:59Wow
00:37:00She's all about the drama
00:37:01It's very drama-filled
00:37:03The bird flew the coop on this one
00:37:05Yes
00:37:06I'm serving dark and twisted Alyssa Edwards realness
00:37:09My blood is flowing and my heart is pumping
00:37:11And my mind is in it to win it
00:37:14Somebody took the black swan
00:37:15Made it with a manador
00:37:16And now we've got bird flew
00:37:17Yes
00:37:20Penetration
00:37:21Yes, please
00:37:22Penny for your thoughts
00:37:23I'm walking slow and letting them take all the penetration in
00:37:27Trying to make sure they can get to see the backside of penetration
00:37:30You better sissy that wall, girl
00:37:32You better sissy that wall
00:37:34Hi
00:37:34I wonder if she has a twin
00:37:35She'd be double penetration
00:37:39Coco Montrese
00:37:41Action
00:37:41She is ready for her close-up
00:37:43Somebody blow into those bull horns
00:37:45I know
00:37:47I'm booking it down the runway, giving it to you
00:37:49I am hurrying you
00:37:51Oh, Hollywood
00:37:52White woman this, baby
00:37:54Now, she's a drag queen, but she really wants to direct
00:37:58Don't we all?
00:37:59You, on top
00:38:02Vivian Penae
00:38:04Oh
00:38:05Cache spokeswoman
00:38:06Uh-huh
00:38:07I'm giving face and I'm giving body
00:38:10Hands down, I'm the fishiest bitch in this competition
00:38:13Very J-Lo
00:38:14Box office gold
00:38:16She's ready for the casting couch
00:38:19The 49th state
00:38:21Alaska
00:38:22Oh
00:38:23It's gorgeous
00:38:24Is that a Birkin bag or a glad bag?
00:38:28So that dress is made of plastic, but I am treating it like the most expensive couture gown ever
00:38:34And I just wiggle my way down the runway as best I can
00:38:37She must have a really big dog
00:38:43Alaska
00:38:44Oh dear, I can see Russia from here
00:38:46Is that Sarah Palin in that dress?
00:38:48It's Saran Palin
00:38:51Lanasia Sparks
00:38:52Ooh, glamour
00:38:54Balenciaga
00:38:55Yes
00:38:56She is really working
00:38:57That's how she walks to the grocery store, what are you talking about?
00:39:00My dress is for extravaganza and my design is flawless
00:39:05And she's got a shoe in her head
00:39:07Oh, yes
00:39:09She has a foot up on the others
00:39:10She does, she's pumped up the volume, I tell you that
00:39:13She's got Lisa Vanderpump on her mind
00:39:18Monica Beverly Hills
00:39:20Woo, look at those legs
00:39:21Next forever
00:39:23I'm feeling extra, extra fishy
00:39:25My legs are bronzed for the gods
00:39:26And I'm just eating it all up
00:39:28She is serving Lady Miss Keir in the face
00:39:30Yes, she is, meets Lil' Kim
00:39:32Lady Miss Kim
00:39:35Serena Cha Cha
00:39:36Hey
00:39:37From Panama
00:39:39Panama City, Florida
00:39:40Panama City, Florida
00:39:41Via the Suez Canal
00:39:43Yes
00:39:44Serena Cha Cha is a drag scholar
00:39:46I feel avant-garde, couture, editorial, like some sort of surreal painting
00:39:51I'm giving them something different
00:39:53It's like a Shakira meets...
00:39:55Pinocchio
00:39:56Who you calling the Lady Hogan?
00:39:58Cha Cha Cha
00:40:04Welcome ladies
00:40:05Based on your Hollywood Splash photo session
00:40:08And your red carpet couture presentation
00:40:12I've made some decisions
00:40:14When I call your name, please step forward
00:40:18Jinx Monsoon
00:40:20Detox
00:40:23Honey Mahogany
00:40:25Honey Mahogany
00:40:27Monica Beverly Hills
00:40:30Vivian Hanay
00:40:32Alyssa Edwards
00:40:37Coco Montrese
00:40:39Coco Montrese
00:40:39Coco Montrese
00:40:41To be America's next drag superstar
00:40:43You need to snatch the world's attention at every turn
00:40:48And unfortunately tonight
00:40:50You are the S word
00:40:55Safe
00:40:59I didn't come to this competition just to be safe
00:41:02I am here to show people I still got it
00:41:05Anyone who says it's an honor just to be nominated
00:41:09Is one lying bitch
00:41:12You may leave the stage
00:41:17Oh ladies
00:41:18One more thing
00:41:21Don't call us
00:41:23We'll call you
00:41:26That's all
00:41:36Oh my gosh
00:41:38Thank you, Jesus
00:41:40That was intense
00:41:42Girl, I am a s*** in my pants there
00:41:44I did s*** in my pants
00:41:47I'm sorry
00:41:48This challenge
00:41:49I was just happy to be safe
00:41:51Yeah
00:41:51We need to cheers to that
00:41:53Cocktails
00:41:53Cocktails
00:41:55My nerves are shot
00:41:57Cheers, y'all
00:41:58Cheers, cheers, cheers
00:42:00But, remember what she said
00:42:03We gotta step it up
00:42:05Okay, okay
00:42:07We're gonna lift
00:42:09Cheers
00:42:09Okay, real quick, real quick
00:42:11Let's get to the point
00:42:12Who do you think is going to lip sync for their life?
00:42:14Really, I think Alaska might be one in the bottom
00:42:16It's too Sharon
00:42:17It's like Sharon from that season
00:42:19It was truly garbage couture
00:42:22And with the fabric choices
00:42:23And it just, all together it wasn't working
00:42:26I do think King Sonnetta
00:42:30Serena
00:42:33Serena's outfit is a mess
00:42:38It looks like she pulled that out of the dumpster
00:42:40And didn't do s*** to it
00:42:42Gentlemen, I gotta say it
00:42:43She has been rubbing my last goddamn nerve
00:42:45No, baby
00:42:45And it's just started
00:42:46She's s***ing annoying
00:42:48And I've already told her
00:42:49She's 21
00:42:50That's no excuse
00:42:51I'm sorry
00:42:52At heart, she's a very good person
00:42:53Yeah, she's a sweet girl
00:42:54It's just coming off strong
00:42:55I think she's very excited
00:42:56You don't know about that
00:43:01Oh, she really came that way?
00:43:05All right
00:43:07And you were too
00:43:08And you were dead, right or wrong?
00:43:11Let it go
00:43:13Cause it's about to get ugly
00:43:14Let it go
00:43:17Am I the only one who hasn't been hit on by Serena?
00:43:20Probably
00:43:20Me too, because she hasn't hit on me
00:43:21And I don't play that
00:43:23You are so cute
00:43:24You're so cute
00:43:25Oh my gosh
00:43:26Serena Cha Cha, she's trying to cruise all the girls
00:43:29And is very into like lesbianism
00:43:31She's sniffing
00:43:32She's like, where's that s***
00:43:33Oh, me?
00:43:34It's you
00:43:35Trying to sniff on the tucking panties, bitch
00:43:37Girl
00:43:38Don't be coming in here trying to get s***
00:43:40When we're trying to get a crown, goddammit
00:43:43She's panty sniffing when we're in the geese
00:43:45And as soon as we get out of the geese
00:43:48She's boxer sniffing
00:43:49You call her in your panties?
00:43:53Not like, not literally, girls
00:43:54Oh, literally, girls
00:43:56She is a tuck chaser, honey
00:43:58What do we call them in Texas?
00:44:00What do you call them?
00:44:00What do you call them?
00:44:01Clown s***
00:44:02Yeah
00:44:02Yeah
00:44:03Back home
00:44:05We like to call the men
00:44:07That date the girls
00:44:09The Barbie dolls
00:44:11Clown s***
00:44:12They said
00:44:12What do you like the best about the workroom?
00:44:14I said there's a lot of naked men
00:44:16I can't take you, Mary
00:44:18She's making me nervous
00:44:19She can't wait to see boys naked
00:44:22Who do you want to see naked?
00:44:22I want to see Lanaysha naked
00:44:26I knew she was a clown s*** from the jump
00:44:28But she is a clown though, so is it a clown clown?
00:44:31I mean, what?
00:44:32Actually, in that sense, it would be the clown clown s***
00:44:35Okay
00:44:37Have it tonight, you're welcome
00:44:39Woo, yes
00:44:40I know for a fact who's the winner, sorry, because she turned it out
00:44:43Roxy, yeah
00:44:48Oh, Roxy looks amazing
00:44:52She was fierce, not even that her garment
00:44:54Like that's something I would wear
00:44:56And I definitely know that's something Rue would wear
00:44:59I was feeling insecure about myself and my outfit
00:45:01If it wasn't for Roxy and her words, honey
00:45:03And she made me, she said own it
00:45:04And I went on that runway and I ate that s***
00:45:06Roxy and I were talking about it
00:45:07Because we were a little worried about you
00:45:08Yeah, I was
00:45:08Because of like red carpet realness and everything
00:45:10And we were like, girl
00:45:10Like yesterday, you know, going through my stuff and whatever
00:45:13You know, I even went back to my room and I started crying
00:45:15I'm like, I don't even want to be here no more
00:45:16Why?
00:45:16It's like, I don't feel like you had a rough day
00:45:18No, I really did have a really rough day
00:45:19But if it wasn't for Roxy and her words
00:45:21I would have just been like, take my mic off, I'm just done
00:45:24I can't do this no more
00:45:25No, we don't want you to go
00:45:26And I said to myself, you know, I'm my worst enemy
00:45:28That's how I ended up on drugs
00:45:30You know, because I let myself get in the way of a lot of things
00:45:33And I am a good person and I'm so smart
00:45:36But I doubt myself because I had nobody believing in me
00:45:43I'm just like, I feel like everything for so long has gone wrong
00:45:48And I feel like I'm accustomed to that
00:45:51Every time something good happens, I always wait for something bad
00:45:53Because so much bad has happened
00:45:57But at the same time, I know why I'm here
00:46:00I'm destined to be here and I'm going to go bigger places
00:46:02Absolutely
00:46:03You deserve it
00:46:03You are so strong and you just need to channel it
00:46:05And say, I'm here for a reason and work it out
00:46:08Because you can do this
00:46:08And you went out there in what you felt comfortable in
00:46:11And you know what?
00:46:12You served it on the runway and that's why you stay
00:46:15I want to be in the competition because I want to let myself know that I can do anything
00:46:19I put my mind to do it, you know
00:46:21And yeah, there's a little birdie sometimes behind my ear
00:46:23But I just got to say a big ol' f*** you to him
00:46:25And just continue and do what I have to do
00:46:30Pickaroo, I see you
00:46:31Please make your way over to the gold bar
00:46:34Where a surprise awaits you in your big pink furry box
00:46:42Oh my
00:46:43Let's go girls
00:46:44Let's roll
00:46:49Let's roll
00:46:50Girl
00:46:50This is so exciting
00:46:54Yes ma'am for all this gold
00:46:55Oh this is very green
00:47:01Furry pink box
00:47:02I'm doing the honors
00:47:03Go for it
00:47:04Please do, before you do that
00:47:05Let's get a cocktail
00:47:06A cocktail?
00:47:07Mmm
00:47:09What does it say girl?
00:47:11It says
00:47:12My dear octopuses
00:47:14That tank was all fish and no semen
00:47:17Now suck it all in
00:47:20We get to see our pictures
00:47:22I hope so
00:47:22I want to see them
00:47:24I want to see them
00:47:25Here we go
00:47:27Oh
00:47:29Miss Alyssa
00:47:31Alyssa Penny Lines
00:47:33Good thing you got your bikini wax
00:47:35Work Miss Penny
00:47:36Why it's all dark in the cross?
00:47:40Girl I was giving y'all berries this
00:47:42That is graceful fish right there
00:47:46Alyssa Edward
00:47:46She ain't gonna be here long
00:47:49No ma'am Pam
00:47:53Work!
00:47:55Miss Honey
00:47:56Yes
00:47:56Honey
00:47:57That's lovely
00:47:58Honey, Honey, Honey
00:47:59That is hot
00:48:00I love it
00:48:01Oh detox
00:48:02Detox
00:48:03That was the winning picture
00:48:04I love every bit of it
00:48:05Look at your legs thrown
00:48:07I want that autograph
00:48:07Your feet
00:48:08No your feet are pointed for days
00:48:10So you really did
00:48:10But those size 14 feet
00:48:12But them size 14 feet
00:48:13They've doubled at fins
00:48:16You deserve to win
00:48:17You really had turned down
00:48:18Vivian
00:48:19Oh
00:48:20Oh
00:48:21Oh
00:48:22I look good
00:48:24You are putting those red pumps
00:48:26To work in that water
00:48:27Oh my god
00:48:28I love it
00:48:29Oh
00:48:31Miss Coco
00:48:32Girl
00:48:33That was good
00:48:35There's just one big man arm
00:48:37Attached to this beautiful woman
00:48:43Coco's photo was the worst photo
00:48:45Probably encountered in my entire career
00:48:47I just want to scratch my eyes out
00:48:49Is that too much?
00:48:51Oh
00:48:53That's not bad
00:48:54That's not terrible at all
00:48:55I think that's flawless
00:48:57But you do look like a Fraggle Rock bitch though
00:48:58I'm not mad at you for looking like a Fraggle Rock
00:49:00The dress is cute
00:49:01Don't get me wrong
00:49:01The face is horrible
00:49:04There's Jeans
00:49:05Miss Jeans
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Oop
00:49:09That is straight up dead prostitute
00:49:11In the Hudson River
00:49:12Right there
00:49:13That doesn't give a prostitute
00:49:14You're giving me Morticia Adams
00:49:16Morticia
00:49:16Yes
00:49:17I think you look fabulous
00:49:18Oh you're sweet to me
00:49:20Oh girl
00:49:22Honey that photo is giving me nightmare before Christmas
00:49:27And not in a good way
00:49:29This show has revolutionized drag
00:49:32Absolutely
00:49:33Revolution
00:49:33Revolution
00:49:34Revolution
00:49:35The best season ever
00:49:36The best season ever
00:49:38The revolution
00:49:39The revolution
00:49:40The revolution
00:49:42The revolution
00:49:44Ladies
00:49:45You represent the best and the worst of the week
00:49:50It's time for the judges critiques
00:49:51First up
00:49:53Roxy Andrews
00:49:54Out of all the dresses
00:49:55This is the one that I would be wearing
00:49:58Absolutely gorgeous
00:49:59Everything you've done was just perfect to your curves
00:50:02And you revealed enough skin to keep it classy
00:50:05Look at that
00:50:06You just want to show your ass
00:50:09I don't know if you guys noticed
00:50:10But when I showed you my shoes
00:50:11They're RuPaul shoes
00:50:13I noticed
00:50:14Yes
00:50:14And I found them in the dumpster
00:50:16What?
00:50:17Who would throw those away?
00:50:19I don't know
00:50:19Thank you Roxy
00:50:20Next up
00:50:22Ivy Winters
00:50:23Ivy Winters
00:50:24This dress is absolutely gorgeous
00:50:26You sewed this whole thing?
00:50:27I did
00:50:27I hand stitched it completely
00:50:29I was looking at you and I'm like
00:50:31Where's the trash?
00:50:33You kind of have to bring in
00:50:34Some kind of unconventional material
00:50:37Into this challenge
00:50:38Thank you Ivy Winters
00:50:40Next up
00:50:41Jejo Lee
00:50:42Hey Ru
00:50:42Hey
00:50:42You have the sweetest softest voice
00:50:45You've never said that to me Mike
00:50:48I'm wanting to like pull things off of you
00:50:50Just so I can see more of who's underneath there
00:50:52There's too many details
00:50:55All crying out for my attention
00:50:56This is very much my personality
00:50:58Kind of like taste the crazy rainbow kind of girl
00:51:00What does a rainbow taste like?
00:51:02Butterflies and unicorns
00:51:03Yeah
00:51:03Lisa Frank
00:51:04All that good stuff
00:51:04I love it
00:51:05You're just a cute little thing aren't you?
00:51:07You're a cute little thing
00:51:08I need you up one bite
00:51:10All right
00:51:11Thank you Jade
00:51:12Next up
00:51:14Penetration
00:51:14What do you got to say for yourself?
00:51:16I'm so glad to be here
00:51:17There's a lot to see
00:51:18Take a look
00:51:20I think with the dress
00:51:21It starts to fall apart after the bust line
00:51:24The left and the right look like different shapes
00:51:26I just think if you took this front slit
00:51:28And made it into a side slit
00:51:30I think it would have been just more flattering
00:51:34One thing I noticed is your shading is very dark
00:51:38Black, dare I say
00:51:39Yeah, the black on the side looks like a sideburn almost
00:51:44Next up
00:51:45Alaska
00:51:46Hi
00:51:46Hi
00:51:47Now did you have any difficulty putting this outfit together?
00:51:50Getting it on my body
00:51:51I don't have a zipper
00:51:53You can't really sew into plastic
00:51:55You know, the thing is
00:51:56You can take something that costs nothing
00:51:58And turn it into something that looks like a million dollars
00:52:00And you did it tonight
00:52:01Thank you
00:52:02Why no earrings?
00:52:03I lost them in the dumpster
00:52:06I like the way you have accessorized it
00:52:09I don't think you need anything more
00:52:10Because you've got a lot of shimmer going on because of the plastic ceramic wrap
00:52:14Thank you
00:52:15Next up
00:52:16Lanaysia Sparks
00:52:18Puerto Rico in the house
00:52:19Que bella
00:52:23It's wallpaper actually
00:52:25Is it really?
00:52:26It's brilliant
00:52:26I mean really impressed because that is not an easy thing to work with
00:52:30And you made it look really couture
00:52:33I love this shoe as well in your hair
00:52:35Yes
00:52:35Repurpose
00:52:36That's really using your head
00:52:38I love the way you've created this piece
00:52:42This is because if I need to do the lip-sing I can do it like this
00:52:48Thank you Lanaysia
00:52:50Serena Cha Cha
00:52:51Hola
00:52:52I had a little bit of an issue with what you're wearing
00:52:55I'm not gonna lie
00:52:55The shape is all wrong for you
00:52:57You're gonna get lost in it
00:52:58And then what's exposed just looks like boy
00:53:00It looks like you've done your makeup in a lighter shade than your body
00:53:05And it almost looks like if you pulled the head off of one doll
00:53:08And put it onto the body of like a G.I. Joe figure
00:53:11And this collar really adds this big weight around your neck
00:53:15That separates your head from your body
00:53:18Can I see it without the neck thing?
00:53:21It looks so much prettier
00:53:23I want to say that I'm open for all the criticism
00:53:25And I'm making sure to put it toward the next challenge whatever that may be
00:53:28Alright, well thank you
00:53:30Well ladies I think we've heard enough
00:53:33While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the interior illusions lounge
00:53:37The judges and I will deliberate
00:53:39You may leave the stage
00:53:42So what did you guys think of what the judges had to say?
00:53:46I felt like you just came at me
00:53:48You disagree then?
00:53:49Yeah, I disagree
00:53:52I wanted to look, you know, spookier
00:53:55Like a Marriott doll
00:54:01Serena looks like a little Miss Muffet Tuffet
00:54:03I'm not really sure what she's going for
00:54:05I don't think she's sure what she's going for either
00:54:06When I was talking to him
00:54:08I wasn't even nearly done with my costume
00:54:10Like I had like two pieces of fabric pinned on the dress board
00:54:13I mean like we all have the same amount of time
00:54:18Don't be a bitch
00:54:19It's ugly, it's disgusting, it makes me want to puke
00:54:29In the lounge, the girls wondered who was most likely to kick rocks tonight
00:54:35Let's talk about the character that walked in with the horse mask
00:54:39Oh my god
00:54:42Alaska walks in wearing a damn horse mask from the Spirit Halloween store
00:54:46Oh, look at that
00:54:50I was a little confused
00:54:51Coco, if she walked in somewhere in Florida
00:54:54With a trash bag taped in the back and a horse mask, would she get a job?
00:54:58No ma'am, Pam
00:54:59She would too, you know where she would get a job?
00:55:00Cleaning the dressing room
00:55:05I don't agree with that at all
00:55:09That's so up
00:55:11Ass
00:55:21So who do you guys think is going to be in the bottom two?
00:55:24You guys pick and I won't be offended
00:55:25I think that you're really going to be in the bottom two
00:55:27Like that's the first person I just know like for sure
00:55:29Yeah, I mean after all that negative criticism there's no way
00:55:32Well after
00:55:34After you I think it's between us two as far as who's going to lip sync
00:55:37Just because of what they said if I had to pick one of you two
00:55:39I would pick you
00:55:41Because I think they were just a little harsher on you than they were on her
00:55:43They were
00:55:43Like they really couldn't say
00:55:44Like at least with me I can say this is my look
00:55:47I always wear crazy things
00:55:48So I mean this is my gig bitch
00:55:49But I mean with you they couldn't even find your look
00:55:51And you couldn't even really give them your look
00:55:58What is your look? I'm still trying to figure it out
00:56:01Shut the f*** up, who cares? You are talking too much
00:56:04Just
00:56:07I had a lot of ideas in mind but I'm thinking poofy and like big side hips crinoline
00:56:13Like not necessarily Victorian, not necessarily
00:56:17Spookyish whitish hair, you know what I mean?
00:56:20But
00:56:22Okay
00:56:24You look a mess
00:56:25Did you not know you were coming to RuPaul's Drag Race?
00:56:28I'm a seriously crinoline and the dress stuck up on the top
00:56:30Come on now
00:56:32I wanted to make a shot, you know, like I probably will lip sync, you know
00:56:36Jade, how do you feel if you have to lip sync?
00:56:37I feel very confident, it's not my first time in partying in the USA, honey
00:56:41So I'll Miley Cyrus the house down
00:56:42If I have to lip sync against Serena, then um
00:56:45No offense, I probably will eat you alive, girl
00:56:47Woo
00:56:48Hello
00:56:50Serena's not a cupcake I want to eat
00:56:54Girl
00:56:55Bitch, you're going home
00:56:57I'll work it
00:56:58That's not happening, like I'm sorry my dear
00:57:00But you are up for elimination
00:57:09So I, you know, I felt like there are a lot of other girls whose work, like, should have put
00:57:14them in the bottom
00:57:15Who?
00:57:16Alyssa Edwards copied a lot of us with her outfit, trying to play it safe
00:57:20All tea, all shade
00:57:21Last one
00:57:22Hello
00:57:25I had this ruffle film
00:57:29All of a sudden her shoulder things were ruffled on her outfit
00:57:35Penny had feathers first on that dress
00:57:37Yes
00:57:39She put feathers on her dress
00:57:42Leanesha made a hat
00:57:45She made a hat
00:57:47I pull out this hair and I put this hair on and she pulls it out
00:57:49She's like, girl, look what I just pulled out
00:57:52I'm just like, Miss Thang
00:57:54I know Alyssa, I know Alyssa from the pageant circuit
00:57:56Alyssa's not a sewer whatsoever
00:57:58So she's trying to wonder what am I gonna do red carpet that is not being made for me
00:58:02She lacks a vision and I think that's why she's looking around at all this inspiration
00:58:06And taking everything
00:58:09And look where she's at
00:58:10Safe
00:58:14And in all honesty, I think that being safe sucks
00:58:17Being mediocre is awful
00:58:18I would much rather have gotten read the house down and be lip-syncing for my life
00:58:22Than to be mediocre
00:58:23Who'd you call it mediocre?
00:58:27Hi, babies
00:58:28Hola
00:58:32So I'm mediocre
00:58:42Queens all reunited in the silver lounge before returning to the main stage
00:58:47So I'm mediocre
00:58:51Well, Alyssa, you were the most recent topic of conversation
00:58:56There was a concern that you were taking ideas from lots of other people
00:59:00And using them for yourself
00:59:09I mean, I don't know where you guys got up with that because that's hocus pocus
00:59:13Like you were taking a little bits of everybody else because you knew that that would get you through and
00:59:17that it would be safe
00:59:18Look where you are. You're safe over there and it worked for you
00:59:25I don't think that looking at my garment I took really from anybody else
00:59:29I think that we all shared like supplies
00:59:32I don't think design concepts because
00:59:34Okay, Roxy had had that hair on
00:59:36Miss Alyssa went over and pulled out her piece of hair that looked just like that
00:59:40You already know she got that element going on
00:59:42I changed though
00:59:42I mean, why would that even be something that you would even consider?
00:59:45It wasn't, but see, I think for the look you've got to try different things
00:59:47I tried on three pieces if you actually were watching me since you were observing someone
00:59:51Oh, I wasn't observing Jack
00:59:54I have been in over 25 competitions and I have been working in shows for 10 years
00:59:59Girl, you'll be giving me too much
01:00:00I'm very confident in who I am as a person and as an artist
01:00:03You are too much
01:00:03Mama, this is garbage
01:00:04Oh
01:00:06No tea, no shade
01:00:07All tea, all shade
01:00:15I'm praying
01:00:16God give me the strength
01:00:18Because I'm ready to battle
01:00:21Girl, you beautiful
01:00:27Alright kids
01:00:29Just between us girls
01:00:31Let's start with Roxy Andrews
01:00:35Roxy had a very convincing couture red carpet look
01:00:38And a great blend of fabrics and unconventional materials
01:00:42She combined goth with glam and I thought she looked great
01:00:46Completely thought out, like she knows what her shape is all about
01:00:51I do have a con with Roxy Andrews
01:00:54I wanted to see more ass
01:00:58Ivy Winters
01:00:59I mean the dress was beautiful, but I really couldn't stop looking at her hair because I just didn't like
01:01:04it
01:01:05Because this gown was so eloquent
01:01:07You real eloquent
01:01:08That's my new word
01:01:09You speak eloquent
01:01:10Eloquent
01:01:10Talk about couture, I mean she hand stitched that dress
01:01:13As beautiful as the dress was
01:01:14As beautiful as the dress was, where's the trash
01:01:15I didn't get that same kind of feeling that I get when I look at Alaska or Planesha
01:01:21Planesha
01:01:42Planesha's eloquent
01:01:44She came out with a great attitude
01:01:45I get the whole Mae West
01:01:47Kind of come up and see me sometime thing going on
01:01:49But then you kind of scrolled down a little bit
01:01:52The padding was asymmetrical
01:01:53It looked like she had a tilted pelvis
01:01:55Somebody call the osteopath or something
01:01:58Make a silhouette and perfect it
01:02:01Hello
01:02:01Is that too much to ask?
01:02:02It is not
01:02:02You can be a big girl, make those proportions work for you
01:02:05And actually look couture
01:02:07And she didn't
01:02:08Yeah, but it was the makeup for me
01:02:09It was just awful
01:02:11That was probably the best part, Camille
01:02:13Alright, let's head on to the 49th state, Alaska
01:02:17I wasn't really expecting much from Alaska
01:02:19Based on her performance in the photo shoot
01:02:21But a little saran wrap went a long way tonight
01:02:24The only thing is it should have had a little slit
01:02:26Because she had some difficulty walking in it
01:02:27My one thing was I would have loved to have seen sparkly earrings up on that
01:02:31Well, Michelle, Alaska's not from New Jersey
01:02:33Ha ha ha ha
01:02:35Alright, let's move on to Lanaysha Sparks
01:02:38What a gorgeous face on this one
01:02:40Yes
01:02:41The gown was absolutely gorgeous
01:02:42And when we found out that it was wallpaper
01:02:44I was even more impressed
01:02:46And to put a shoe, a pump in her hair
01:02:48I thought that was really fun and whimsical
01:02:50You're right, and it could have very easily been a disaster
01:02:53But all in all, she's what we call a TP
01:02:55A total package, that's right
01:02:57Let's talk Cha Cha, as in Serena Cha Cha
01:03:02Oh God, she literally was drag Pinocchio
01:03:05It was later hosen
01:03:07It was really like I was waiting for yodeling
01:03:09It was all just a mess
01:03:11She was showing so much of this kind of like oiled up chest
01:03:14It was like a little boy with a costume on
01:03:17I think that she has to start thinking about her tiny little body
01:03:20And the way she's gonna execute her fashion
01:03:23Well, she executed this fashion
01:03:25She sure did
01:03:27Silence!
01:03:29I've made my decision
01:03:31Bring back my girls
01:03:36Welcome back ladies
01:03:38I've made some decisions
01:03:42Ivy Winters
01:03:44Your red gown looked like it was ripped from the pages of Vogue
01:03:50You're safe
01:03:55Alaska
01:03:56You had this challenge in the bag
01:04:01You're safe
01:04:02Thank you
01:04:08Roxy Andrews
01:04:10You dove deep into the dumpsters of Beverly Hills
01:04:15And made rubbish look ravishing
01:04:19Condragulations
01:04:20You're the winner of this challenge
01:04:24You will receive a custom gown by Marco Marco
01:04:27Plus, immunity from elimination next week
01:04:31Are you kidding me right now? I'm on cloud nine
01:04:34Fuck that!
01:04:36Thank you for believing in me
01:04:38You may join the other girls
01:04:40You may join the other girls
01:04:45Lanesha Sparks
01:04:47You lit up the runway in classic Hollywood glamour
01:04:51You're safe
01:04:53I thought that I was gonna win
01:04:57But whatever
01:04:59Serena Chacha
01:05:00Serena Chacha
01:05:01On the runway
01:05:02You moved like Jagger
01:05:04But your red carpet look
01:05:06Was contortured
01:05:09I'm sorry my dear
01:05:10But you are up for elimination
01:05:13Oh crap
01:05:14You really messed up
01:05:16I do not want to be the first person sent home
01:05:19This cannot happen at this point
01:05:22Penetration
01:05:24We love your dangerous curves
01:05:27But your red carpet couture
01:05:29Veered off in the wrong direction
01:05:33Jay Jolie
01:05:34You didn't wear your dress
01:05:36It wore you
01:05:37But still
01:05:40Your personality shined through
01:05:42Jay Jolie
01:05:45You're safe
01:05:47Thank you guys so much
01:05:49Wait, hold up mama
01:05:52May I give you a word of advice?
01:05:55Edit
01:05:56Edit
01:05:57That's right
01:05:58Thank you so much
01:06:03Penetration
01:06:03I'm sorry my dear
01:06:05But you are up for elimination
01:06:08I'm disappointed because
01:06:09There are a lot of people
01:06:10Who really wanted me to be here
01:06:11And I'm letting them down
01:06:13Two queens stand before me
01:06:15Ladies
01:06:16This is your last chance
01:06:18To impress me
01:06:20And save yourself
01:06:21From elimination
01:06:24The time has come
01:06:27For you to lip sync
01:06:28For your life
01:06:32This is my last chance
01:06:34For the world to see
01:06:36Why I deserve to be here
01:06:38You better work
01:06:39Like you better work
01:06:39That's it
01:06:40Good luck
01:06:42And don't
01:06:43F*** it up
01:06:49I hopped up the plane at LAX
01:06:51With a dream in my cardigan
01:06:53Welcome to the land of FrameXX
01:06:56Am I gonna fit in?
01:06:58I absolutely have never performed party in the USA
01:07:01I'm really just focusing on
01:07:03Doing the best job I can
01:07:04With what I've done
01:07:05Everybody seems so famous
01:07:07The stakes are really high right now
01:07:08Like this is the real, real race
01:07:10And all I can think of is
01:07:12Deliver
01:07:12Taxi band turned on the radio
01:07:14And the Jay-Z song was on
01:07:16And the Jay-Z song was on
01:07:19And the Jay-Z song was on
01:07:21And the Jay-Z song was on
01:07:22Serena is turning the party girl
01:07:24And then, oop, she drops into a split
01:07:26Now I know this is every girl's old faithful
01:07:29But she did it the right way
01:07:30Put my hands up to play my song
01:07:33We know I'm gonna be okay
01:07:35I'm looking at Penny
01:07:36And I'm wondering
01:07:37Why does she keep turning around?
01:07:38She didn't know the words
01:07:39You know, that's an old school drag queen trick
01:07:41When you don't know the words
01:07:42Turn around and do something
01:07:44To distract them
01:07:53I'm thinking penetration is going to turn
01:07:58I was wrong
01:08:12Ladies, I've made my decision
01:08:17Serena Cha Cha
01:08:20Shantae you stay
01:08:26You may join the other girls
01:08:34Penetration
01:08:35Even though this isn't the Hollywood ending you dreamed of
01:08:40Never ever stop reaching for the stars
01:08:43Don't worry about that
01:08:44Now, sashay away
01:08:53Given the circumstances, I don't have any regrets
01:08:56I don't think there's much else I would have done differently
01:08:59And I'm not sure that there's much else I would be able to show them
01:09:03And my family's already proud of me
01:09:04Regardless of what happens here
01:09:08My lucky lucky 13
01:09:11Condragulations
01:09:13Now, remember, you can't love yourself
01:09:15How the hell you gonna love somebody else
01:09:18Can they get an amen up in here?
01:09:19Amen!
01:09:20Alright, now let the music play!
01:09:25If I could tell the girls or Rue anything
01:09:26I'd just say thanks for letting me be here
01:09:27It was good to meet them
01:09:29And it was great to have a little vacation in LA
01:09:33Bye!
01:09:33Bye-bye!
01:09:34Bye-bye!
01:09:34BYE!
01:09:34Bye-bye!