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00:05We're back in the workroom and I Vanity Milan send Scarlett home
00:13Bye my one single talent got me to top five. Maybe now you'll all get a word in edgeways
00:23That one single talent got you this far didn't it?
00:28To see Scarlett go home at this point is a real shock to me. I thought she would be until
00:33the end
00:33I love you
00:35She was tough competition however watching Vanity as soon as that song started she owned it
00:41I love Scarlett but bye girl
00:44As the first reigning Miss Fugly 2021
00:49I've got my first badge
00:52Finally these girls can shut up about Kitty Scott no badges sing a new song girls
00:58And if I only got a badge I've got a sash
01:01I mean I've never seen anyone so proud to be so fugly
01:05Thank you! It's about time!
01:08It's about time!
01:09Can we get a shout for top four though?
01:11Top four! Top four! Top four! Top four!
01:13I'm not surprised it's us though. We've done well. We're fucking tough competition
01:18It's crunch time. Like who is going next?
01:24I'll be honest
01:26I would have to say vanity
01:30When it comes to a lip sync I definitely know how to perform
01:33I think that works to my advantage but I don't want that to be that one single thing that I'm
01:37known for
01:37Has anybody in drag race history ever come back from a fourth lip sync?
01:42I don't think so
01:43No one on this sofa has actually been in the bottom and actually had to lip sync
01:47Are you all scared of lip sync against me?
01:49I wouldn't be scared against you
01:51Are you sure?
01:51Yeah I know!
01:53I've got it babes!
01:54You've got it?
01:54Yeah!
01:55What have you got?
01:56I've got two badges!
01:59Maybe vanity is feeling a little bit vulnerable because we've all you know got an individual win and she has
02:05not
02:06Do you think a badge is going to take you all the way to the end?
02:09Two badges and no bottoms
02:10I mean I've proved myself in every lip sync and Ru has kept me here
02:13Week after week my name is always in their mouth and I think it's about time that they eat it
02:20I'm not going nowhere
02:23I don't know about you but I'm ready to collect my badge and I'm ready to take my knickers off
02:27Let's go!
02:28It's week eight
02:30Things are about to get juicy
02:32Things are about to get tough
02:35I can feel that crown
02:37I'm asking for it
02:39I'm dying for it
02:41The old bitches think they have it and they really don't
02:45She's not just come for a badge and a sash, she's come for the crown
02:48Miss Fugly 2021
02:50These claws are well and truly out
02:56I feel a bit seesey
03:03It's a new day in the workroom, I mean they're dropping like flies around here
03:08We've lost three queens in the last two weeks
03:10Girls, we are the top four
03:15And the dead weight is gone
03:17There's nowhere left to hide now ladies
03:20There definitely isn't
03:21Well I thought I was going to get another win last week but you know, I'll give it to you
03:24I'm sorry I picked you to the pose
03:26But when I won my badge
03:28I got a sash as well baby
03:30Oh look at her, she's all sashed out
03:32Oh I look like I'm going on a hen do
03:34Maybe this week you can sashay away
03:37More off, more off
03:39I'm ready for my second badge baby
03:41Well I am the youngest person to ever reach top four in drag race, herstory, UK and US
03:47So another big talk from a small lady
03:49Oh babe
03:50And I'll make some big talk from a big lady
03:52I am the
03:54How rude
03:56The secret dies with me
04:03Girl, her majesty that already had herses
04:08Greetings my space ghettos
04:10Oh
04:12To snatch that crown
04:13You need to be light years ahead of the competition
04:17And remember, it's not about the size of your franchise
04:21It's about how you use it
04:23Oh, oh, why don't you beam up and shimmy sometime
04:27Oh
04:30Oh my god
04:32Space challenge
04:33Maybe we're going to be robots
04:36Stop
04:36Maybe we're going to have like a robot dance-off
04:39That could be pretty cool
04:40Go on nanny
04:41Go on nanny
04:43Lock it, lock it, don't break it
04:45Come on
04:45I'm so cool
04:48Nanny's put her back out
04:49There we go
04:51I love a chiropractor
04:53Hello, hello, hello
04:55Hi Ray
04:58Ladykins
05:00The UK's next drag race superstar is destined for global fame
05:05But why stop there when there's an entire galaxy that could be yours
05:12Oh
05:12For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be overacting in the year's lowest budget sci-fi blockbuster
05:21Bra Wars
05:23The Fempire claps back
05:25Oh yes
05:27Hashtag Drag Race UK
05:28Now you'll play larger-than-life characters as they battle evil aliens from the dark and deadly death bra
05:39There's Brabarella, the stunning airhead commander
05:43She-3P-Ho
05:47Robbarella's sassy robot assistant
05:49Daff Shader, the leader of the dark-sided fempire
05:54And Baby Yolo, Robbarella's babbling baby boy
05:59I can't wait to collect all your action figures
06:04Oh, what? Kitty's got claws on the silver screen
06:08Oh, I've made it to the talkies
06:10Now Kitty's got claws
06:12As the winner of last week's challenge
06:14You get to assign the roles
06:16Joy of joy, dream of dreams
06:19We are never gonna hear the end of this, are we?
06:21She's got a badge, she's got a sash
06:23And now she's casting the damn thing
06:24Razors, start your engines
06:26And may the best drag queen win
06:29Yeah!
06:31Girls, girls, girls
06:32Let's get this script
06:33Yes!
06:35I'm so excited for an acting challenge
06:37I'm definitely about to show these queens that I'm not just a dancing queen
06:41Are there any characters that stand out to people from the off?
06:44I like the sound of Brabarella
06:46I'm sort of seeing myself as Brabarella
06:50I am Barbra Streisand-ing myself all over this production
06:53She's a stunning airhead
06:56My strategy, cast myself as the lead
06:58And I'm casting everyone else around me in parts they don't want to do
07:02She's got to look like she's had a baby as well, so it's perfect
07:04I was glazing over that, you little say
07:07Crystal, how about you, babe?
07:09I mean, maybe Darth Shader or Baby Yolo
07:12I'm not sure what would be best
07:13From the judges' critiques, I need to step out of my comfort zone
07:16And do something that they wouldn't expect from me
07:20She3pho
07:20She's a sassy robotic model that's looking for love
07:24Robotic model
07:25I mean...
07:28She3pho is too obvious for me
07:30I don't want to do something that's like, yeah, safe
07:32It's something predictable and I don't want to do it
07:35I'm loving the sound of that
07:37Baby Yolo
07:37Baby Yolo is a babbling alien baby that just wants to have a good time
07:42I can show a little bit of my wit and how much I love Space Milk
07:46I definitely feel like I can bring that character to life
07:49Make it as funny as possible to add more personality to this competition
07:53Girls, you know, I could go like two ways with this
07:56There are parts that I think are like, safe for people
07:58But then I also think like, this is a competition
08:00Yeah
08:03Oh, I've got an idea, okay, hang on, wait
08:05Get ready, get ready
08:06I have had years of experience auditioning for different cast and directors
08:10So now I'm taking back the power
08:13Subo's on the warpath today
08:15I need my director's chair
08:16I'm gonna make these girls audition
08:18Show me what you got, baby
08:19Kitty Scott Talent Agency
08:21Are we ready?
08:23Of course Kitty's gonna start off her own agency
08:26She's loving this power, look at her
08:29For this run, let's do C3PO
08:33Okay
08:34OMG, that's the notification sound on my dating app
08:37So surprised you seem
08:41You okay? Do you want lozenger?
08:44Feeling a bit lightheaded
08:46Don't call us, we'll call you
08:49Vanity, can you do accents?
08:52Can you do Irish?
08:53Like Nadine Coyle?
08:55You've fallen for my booby trap
08:56That's quite fun
08:58You've fallen for my booby trap
09:00You can't do Irish
09:02Oh, I can't do Irish
09:03That's that, like a West Country
09:05Ha! You've fallen for my booby trap
09:08Scottish
09:09Ha! You've fallen for my booby trap
09:11It's mixed into Irish as well as Scottish, bitch
09:14We've not got an ear for it, do we, Vanity?
09:17Same!
09:18Next!
09:19Crystal, can we try you as Darth Shader?
09:22Ha! You've fallen for my booby trap
09:26Ha!
09:27I don't know what that accent was
09:28I don't remember asking for an accent, but you went for it
09:32Thank you, that's all we need for today, thank you so much
09:35Okay, so, casting wise
09:39I am going to put myself, Kitty Scott Claus, as Brabarella
09:45Predictable
09:47For Darth Shader, I'm gonna cast you, Ella
09:50Thank you very much
09:51My worthy nemesis
09:52Yes
09:53Art imitating life
09:54She is my arch nemesis in this competition
09:56Thank God I've got the youth
09:57And the bust
10:00And the personality
10:03Baby Yolo
10:06Vanity
10:07Crystal, I'm gonna cast you as She3PO
10:10Okay
10:12Not originally what I wanted
10:14Thanks, Kitty
10:15Girls, I think we need to separate
10:17Learn our lines
10:18Get into our characters
10:19And have fun with it
10:21Let's do it!
10:22Let's do it!
10:23Let's do it!
10:24Go team!
10:24Bravo!
10:25I'm excited for an acting challenge
10:26This is what I do for a job
10:27It's obviously high pressure for me
10:29But I'm looking forward to
10:30Channeling my baddest bitch
10:35I love the script
10:37Yeah, it's hilarious
10:38True
10:38Baby Yolo doesn't have much in there
10:41Yeah
10:41Yeah, definitely
10:41I'm going to like
10:42Put my all into
10:43Like making this character pop
10:45You've got it, yeah
10:45Reading through the script
10:47I've noticed that
10:48My character is just a head
10:50How am I going to
10:51Outshine the other girls
10:53That have like
10:53Standing body roles?
10:56They all have body roles
10:59We've got to add the personality
11:00Because I guess
11:01We're the queens with no personality
11:03And no biz
11:04That's us
11:05We need to just pull this out of the bag
11:07And we will
11:07As theatre queens
11:08How do you think the other girls
11:10Are gonna cope with the parts?
11:11Well, they've got no acting experience
11:12Have they?
11:13Whatsoever
11:13For you to do your best
11:14You need someone to bounce off of
11:16That's not like
11:17Like that
11:17Yeah, so maybe your robot is best for
11:20For Crystal
11:21We are a little bit worried about the other girls
11:23But you know, Crystal
11:24She's born to be a drag queen
11:26And she is born to be a robot
11:29I'm not overly confident about learning lines
11:31But personally
11:33I find it difficult learning lines and stuff
11:36Yeah
11:36It's not an excuse
11:37But I was
11:38I had dyslexia
11:41With my dyslexia
11:42With my dyslexia
11:42I do struggle with remembering stuff
11:44And processing things
11:47I'm worried about
11:48Not being able to keep up with the other girls
11:52It takes me a while to like
11:53Read something and it sink in
11:55It just means that I need to try extra hard
11:57So
11:58I'm gonna try my best
11:59That's all I can do
12:00It's never gonna stop me
12:01It's never gonna be an excuse
12:02I just need to learn how to find my other way around
12:05Seems like we are the underdogs in this challenge
12:08Yes, so real
12:09And I don't think they should underestimate us
12:10I've got this fire in my arsehole
12:13I bet you do
12:13I can smell the burning from here
12:18Hi, Michelle
12:20We meet again
12:21We meet again
12:21Yeah, we meet again
12:22It's time to shoot our sci-fi blockbuster
12:25Bra Wars with Michelle Visage
12:26And I am feeling excited
12:28Welcome to the mothership
12:30Thank you
12:31Not really, I'm breaking it
12:33Are you nervous?
12:35Are you excited?
12:37I feel excited
12:38Hopefully this time it won't go down like a sinking ship
12:40Like that bloody commercial
12:41Ooh
12:42Can we please forget?
12:45Let's set up for the first scene
12:46Thank God
12:47Vanity, you got out lucky, huh?
12:49Paint your face blue, that's it
12:50I don't know how the hell I get in this vehicle
12:52Do you need some help?
12:53It's the first scene
12:54And I have to get my big head
12:56In that small hole
12:58Can I ask someone to push me here?
13:00Yeah
13:01Oh
13:01Oh
13:03Hold on
13:04Oh
13:04Is it a tight hole?
13:06It's a very tight hole
13:07I didn't think I'd be screwing her over this badly
13:09But Jesus Christ, girl
13:12Good luck
13:14Alright, let's try the first scene
13:16Action
13:17The galactic vampire is over
13:20May the face be with you
13:22YOLO
13:26G3P ho
13:27How much space baby nut
13:29Did you give baby YOLO?
13:33It's space nut milk
13:34Space baby nut
13:36Interesting
13:36That's what you said
13:38Space baby nut
13:39Can we just say that?
13:39I tripped right over the sweat
13:43How much space milk nut did you give baby YOLO?
13:48Okay, cut
13:49She's not drinking nut yet
13:51No, no space nut
13:52I'm too young for that
13:54Baby space nut milk
13:55Baby space nut milk
13:57Baby space nut milk
13:58Baby nut milk
13:59Space milk nut
14:01Space nut milk
14:02Space baby nut milk
14:04Baby space nut
14:05Space nut milk, got it
14:08Is it?
14:09Is it?
14:09It's nut milk from space
14:10I get, yeah
14:11Space nut milk
14:17I wanna do it one more time
14:18Vanity
14:19The last part
14:20You know, do a little thing with it
14:21May the face be with you
14:23YOLO
14:24Okay
14:24Okay, here we go
14:25And
14:26Action
14:27May the face be with you
14:31YOLO
14:31And cut
14:32Baby YOLO I need more YOLO in your voice
14:35There's only so much you can do when you're trapped in a box
14:38And baby YOLO use your arm
14:40Oh
14:41But
14:41I'm going to bring it to life
14:42Cause I definitely believe in myself
14:44Give it
14:46And
14:46Action
14:47May the face be with you
14:49YOLO
14:51She just sounds like Marge Simpson, doesn't she?
14:55Like the bloody laughing cow
14:57YOLO
14:59And cut
15:00Alright
15:00Let's move to the next scene
15:03Okay
15:04This is Doft Shader's first entrance
15:06It's going to be full femme fatale time for Elle of a day this week
15:10A new side you could say
15:12Are you ready Ella?
15:13Yeah
15:13Over there, here we go
15:14And
15:15Look who's appeared on the screen
15:16Oh my gosh
15:17Action
15:18Doft Shader
15:23Take that thing off of your mouth
15:25Oh
15:25I've never got another grunt before
15:28Oh
15:29I'm so sorry
15:30No you were right
15:30She probably couldn't hear you
15:32So let's cut
15:33I'm by myself on the other side of the room
15:35I've got a plant pot on my head
15:37I can't breathe through my mask
15:38I can't see with these contacts in
15:40I know it's hard to hear
15:41Yeah
15:41For you
15:42Do you want me to point?
15:44I'm not really sure what would be right
15:46This could be the hottest of hot messes
15:50And
15:51Action
15:52Let's see how well she can shake off my Bralix
15:56Bralix
15:56Sorry
15:57Cut
15:58Cut
15:58Oh bugger me
16:01Brabarella
16:03Oh bugger
16:04I'm an actor
16:05I shouldn't be failing at this
16:06And I'm starting to panic
16:08Action
16:09I'll snatch you my titty
16:11And your little sprog
16:12Cut
16:13Cut
16:13Cut
16:14You forgot too
16:16Oh bugger
16:17Bugger
16:18Fuck
16:19Shit
16:20Bollocks
16:22All the swear words
16:23Beep, beep, beep
16:28Beep
16:28Sorry that took so long
16:29That's alright
16:29We got there in the end
16:30It happens
16:31And let's move on
16:34Alright ladies
16:35This is scene three
16:36This is some really good one on one time with Michelle
16:38So pretend you're taking it up the ass
16:40And then you're gonna hear the baby scream
16:41And this is the story of my life
16:42I see
16:43Alright
16:44I'm rubbish from learning my words
16:45I haven't learnt them all properly
16:47And I'm worried about
16:48Yeah letting her down
16:49And action
16:51Beep, boop, beep
16:52That's the notification sound of my dating app
16:55Hotmendia?
17:00Carry on
17:02Oh
17:02My god
17:03I've already forgot my line
17:05This better warm the fuck up quick
17:07No
17:08They are 21 inches of
17:10Pure
17:11Is it pure?
17:12Pure metal trade
17:12Pure metal trade
17:14No
17:15They are
17:15Oh god
17:18Yeah
17:18Okay
17:20Fucking hell
17:20This isn't happening right now
17:21Do it again
17:24Hotmendia
17:24No
17:26Hotmendia
17:31Crystal is definitely struggling
17:32It's alright
17:33You got it
17:34She's just in her head
17:35And I feel for her
17:36What's happening is you're spiraling down a well right now
17:39Yes
17:39I am
17:40What's going on?
17:41It's just not going how I want
17:43What do you want?
17:44I'm not doing it
17:44To be perfect
17:45Well there is no such thing
17:47Mm-hmm
17:48Let that go
17:49Yeah
17:50You're gonna take a breath
17:51And you're just gonna do what you know how to do
17:53Okay?
17:54Yeah
17:54You know it
17:56Bidisexia means that
17:57I have to work harder
17:58And it takes me a little longer to get there
18:00You wanna just do it from the top right now?
18:01Yeah
18:01We'll give it a go
18:02Yeah, let's give it a go
18:03But
18:04Yes
18:04I will get this
18:05This is mine
18:07No
18:07There are 21 inches of pure metal trade from Planet Skarth
18:12Good
18:13Good
18:13So that is a wrap on Bra Wars
18:16Ugh
18:17I hope some of those takes were good enough to carry me through
18:21We'll see you on the main stage
18:22I need to make it to top three
18:24I will not go home
18:31Oh, hi guys
18:33Oh, look for these lovely big kids
18:35It's elimination day and I am ready for a bra walk
18:41Come on girls, bring it on
18:43I was feeling a bit blue yesterday
18:45I was feeling a bit blue yesterday
18:45I was feeling rather rusty if I'm honest
18:48There was nowhere to hide in that challenge
18:50Nowhere
18:50For any of us
18:51Yeah
18:52But obviously now it's four of us
18:54It's a 50-50 chance
18:55Who's in the bottom?
18:56The pressure is on today
18:57Everyone wants to crack on and get their makeup done
19:01Let's hope I just get through this alive
19:07Dirty brushes, nothing new
19:10Dirty knickers, smell like poo
19:16I don't know about you but like
19:18I just feel so lucky
19:21To be here like in this workroom like with you girls
19:24Literally
19:25Like it's such a safe space
19:26Yeah
19:27I agree
19:27Do we feel safe when we're walking around in drag?
19:31If I'm getting ready at home and I have to go from my front doorstep to a taxi
19:35That is one of the scariest experiences of my life
19:38Because my neighbourhood don't know how to do drag
19:41In the area where I live I haven't seen any other gay people
19:44I feel like I live in a very old-fashioned traditional kind of family values area
19:49Who are maybe not ready for hell of a day to live on their street
19:53Even as a queer person I don't like to hold my boyfriend's hand when we're outside
19:57Yeah
19:58Because of the fear of getting attacked
20:00I had an experience a few weeks ago
20:02Where me and my boyfriend were literally walking our dog
20:05And this guy just started on us
20:07And was like you know
20:09Fucking faggots
20:10If you turn around I'm gonna smash your face in
20:12And this was literally at the end of my road
20:16There's just still so much hate
20:20Me and my husband we don't really do affection on the street
20:23Also being like black and gay
20:26You know I'm with another man
20:27He is completely different from me anyway
20:29He's like tall and white
20:30I'm sick and tired of being called a batty man
20:32Me and my husband are not PDA type people
20:36Brixton I definitely couldn't hold my husband's hand
20:39Not holding my hand's hand in Brixton
20:41Travelling to gigs like it's fucking scary
20:43Men want to touch me all the time
20:45When I'm out in drag
20:45It's definitely like a massive deal
20:48Those are the men like I've struggled with growing up
20:50Of like keeping away from because they're fucking annoying
20:52For me it's always like the drag branches
20:55When they come up to you and they like grab you
20:57I've had that
20:58When I'm in a club there are moments when people feel
21:01They can smack your bum
21:03They can touch you anywhere they want
21:04I've been in a club a couple times and people are like
21:07Oh your padding is amazing
21:08And they're touching my ass
21:09And I'm like no that's not padding
21:10Yeah I just like you
21:11What's made me really feel uncomfortable in drag is actually people touching
21:16Groping a drag queen
21:17Groping a man
21:18Woman
21:19Anyone
21:19Whatever gender
21:20It's not right
21:21Period
21:21Like they've paid for a ticket
21:23You're their product
21:24We are human beings at the end of the day
21:27Meeting people is like one of my favourite parts about doing drag
21:29Yeah me too
21:29Like chat
21:30And I love a chat
21:31But this one time this one girl put her hands like in between my legs
21:36Oh my god
21:37And like started like grabbing and it's horrible
21:40In no line of work is this okay
21:44Consent is always
21:45Consent is that word
21:46Consent
21:47Yes being in drag makes you feel powerful and amazing
21:50But there is still a person under there
21:52All we want is respect like everybody else
21:55At the end of the day it takes a lot of fucking balls to do all this shenanigans
21:59It does
21:59We're fiercer than fear
22:01Yes
22:02Yes
22:02Less pain
22:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK
22:09Michelle Visage, do you believe in UFOs?
22:11No but I believe in life after love
22:15Whoa
22:15Whoa
22:16We're pushing that out of it
22:19National treasure Graham Norton
22:21Now Graham who's your favourite Star Wars character of all time?
22:25Aw I like the one with the nice buns
22:27Harrison Ford
22:30And the wonderful Russell Tobey
22:32Now Russell, what part would you play in Brawl Wars the sequel?
22:36Well I think it's a toss up between Jabba the Slut, Han Solo or Princess Heya
22:44We are so excited you're here
22:46It's the best day of my life
22:48This week we challenged our queens to over act in the intergalactic extravaganza Bra Wars
22:55And on the runway category is scene stealers
22:59Racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
23:04Can you feel the love?
23:06The category is scene stealers
23:09First up, Kuso Versace
23:11Ooh, get a load of those puppies
23:14My inspiration is the iconic Cruella de Vil
23:18I am inspired by Cruella's taste of gorgeous textiles and furs and fabrics
23:23Oh the glamour
23:25Bring back my dogs
23:26Yes
23:27Do you think she has a charity because I'd like to make 101 donations?
23:33Thank you
23:34I feel so expensive
23:36I'm feeling like my villainous fantasy
23:38And I'm ready to kill them puppies
23:41Glen close but no cigars
23:45Up next, L of a day
23:47Someone spray tanned last night
23:50This look is paying homage to the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
23:54I'm putting the ooh, ahh into the Oompa Loompa
23:58I love this outfit, it feels completely out of the orange
24:03Did you not see the sexy Oompa Loompa in the film?
24:06Well, here she is
24:07You look closely, I think you're Willy's Wonka
24:11Up next, Vanity Milan
24:13You're watching the PVC
24:16I am serving you Halle Berry from BAPS
24:20Black American Princesses
24:22A lot of those BAPS
24:23My body is so snatched
24:26My hair is so high
24:28Get it girl
24:30Aren't you glad she wore orange again?
24:33I know I'm gonna get red for wearing another orange look
24:36Do you know what? I look good in orange
24:38Enjoy it
24:39I think that haircut is a cut above the wrist
24:43Thank you
24:47Bing Bang Bats
24:50Kitty Scott Claws
24:52I think I can see her
24:54Titanic
24:57I am paying homage to my favourite film
25:00The Titanic
25:01This hat is so big
25:03I don't understand what all the fuss is about
25:05It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania
25:07Ooh!
25:08Well that's an icebreaker
25:10Yes it is
25:11I am wearing a red wig
25:13Showing the judges versatility
25:15She's queen of the world
25:16I'm waiting for Jack to paint me like one of his French girls
25:19Now I mustn't drop this
25:21Oh no!
25:24Sorry Jack, there's no room on this wood
25:27Grab all of my life, folks
25:29Boys, these do float
25:32Welcome ladies
25:33For your consideration
25:36Bra Wars
25:37The Fempire claps back
25:45A long long time ago
25:47In a galaxy bra bra away
25:50The stunning Bra Barella
25:51And her bra ship Enterprise
25:54Are celebrating their first victory
25:56Against the evil galactic Fempire
25:58Little do they know
26:00The Fempire's leader
26:01Doft Shader
26:02Is about to unleash her secret weapon
26:04The death bra
26:06Ooh girl
26:07I can't wait to see how this turns out
26:14Girlies!
26:15The galactic Fempire is over
26:18Officially!
26:20Great news Bra Barella
26:22Finally we can leave Uranus
26:24And take baby Yolo back home
26:26Oh mummy, so happy I am
26:29What a shithole your anus is
26:31Oh my days!
26:32Isn't she the sweetest?
26:34Oh my days!
26:35She three be ho!
26:37How much face nut milk has baby Yolo had?
26:40Warning!
26:41Excessive consumption may cause fractalence
26:43YOLO!
26:48Warning!
26:49Warning!
26:49System error!
26:53Dark Shader!
26:54And they thought I look low budget
26:57And they thought I look low budget
27:04Take that thing off your mouth
27:07I'd like to keep it on please
27:10This is an acting challenge
27:12We need to see your lips
27:14What part of that don't you understand?
27:22Tragic revealities!
27:24Stop laughing at me!
27:29Bra Barella!
27:30Surrender the bra ship now
27:32Or pay the consequences
27:35Forever!
27:37Sorry hun, it's time to break up
27:39Bye bye!
27:42I can't believe she just hung up on me!
27:46Well, let's see how well she shakes off my Bralix
27:50Bra Barella!
27:52I'll snatch you my kitty
27:54And your little sprog too!
27:57Now, fly my Bralix
27:59Fly!
28:08Oh, hello!
28:11OMG!
28:11That's the notification sound of my dating app!
28:14What men they are?
28:15They are 21 inches of pure metal trade from planet Guth!
28:20So surprised you seem!
28:21No one has slid into this Robottom's DMs in light years!
28:27The Bralix are coming!
28:29Snatch! Snatch!
28:31God knows this is done!
28:33Hey!
28:34Nice body work!
28:37Why don't you come up and plug me in the arse sometime!
28:41Help!
28:43Cap Chippy Mummy in the Bralix has!
28:45Help!
28:47Help!
28:48Call me sometime!
28:51My baby!
28:53Where's my baby?
28:55My stomach!
28:57It feels a bit iffy!
28:58Ah!
29:03Ah!
29:06Ding-dang-dong!
29:07UK, hon!
29:09I'm fine, babe!
29:10Honestly!
29:11Ah!
29:13Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
29:15Ah!
29:16Yes, weak-a-day!
29:17Slay!
29:18Yes, Mama!
29:19That's one extra terrestrial!
29:23It must have been something I ate!
29:25Warning, warning, back door penetrated, again
29:35You've fallen for my booby trap
29:38You don't remember, do you, Brabarella?
29:41We used to be bosom buddies back at space school
29:44Well, at least until you hit puberty
29:47Pancake Patty, is that you?
29:51Flat as an ironing board, you used to call me
29:53Well, I'm a late developer
29:57Say hello to my death, Bra
30:0036 double destruction, complete with deadly orgasm rays
30:06I bet you never imagined that dying could feel this
30:18Feel the power of my death, Bra
30:26Get away from her, you bitch
30:28Time it is to feel my force
30:31Not the force
30:36Why you can't get so?
30:40Oh my Christ
30:42You saved our lives with your little windy pops
30:45Oh, clever baby
30:47Come with the wind's yours
30:54I'll be back
31:07Bravo ladies, I smell a BAFTA
31:11Oh wait, no, that's just Michelle's aftershave
31:16Alright, now it's time for the judges' critiques
31:19Starting with Crystal Versace
31:23In the challenge, you were the one who struggled the most
31:27But when I gave you direction, you took it
31:30What we saw ended up being really cute
31:33Hey, nice body work
31:36I loved what you did
31:37It felt like a really wonderful homage to the original
31:40You were funny
31:41And that was important
31:42And I felt like you were really present
31:45That's a hard character
31:46But you found a character
31:48You found a voice
31:49But for me, slightly flatlined
31:51I love this interpretation
31:53You look so beautiful
31:54This is what we expect from you
31:56And you lived up to it
31:57What you're wearing tonight
31:58I didn't want to take my eyes off you
31:59Oh wow, thank you
32:01Stunning
32:02Absolutely beautiful
32:05Flawless
32:05Thank you
32:06I love this outfit
32:07So cinematic
32:09Did you have fun in the challenge?
32:11I did have fun
32:12I think, yeah
32:13I get in my head
32:14And then that's when I stop having fun
32:16You needn't have worried
32:17Because the end result was so yummy
32:20And fun
32:22I'm so proud of you
32:23Thank you so much
32:24It means the world
32:25Right up next
32:27Hell of a day
32:28Look how orange you look, girl
32:29I know
32:31I'm not joking, bitch
32:36So you're Doffed Shader
32:37Yes
32:38Listen, you were getting in your head for a minute to
32:40You were quick in
32:41And then you were like
32:42This is not where I belong
32:43And you pulled right out
32:44Been there a few times
32:48And I just thought
32:50I thought you killed that challenge
32:51I expected you to do great in Bra Wars
32:53And you were
32:55Feel the power of my death bra
32:57Very good use of killer tits
33:00I thought you managed them very well
33:03That kind of rubbery drag up your legs
33:06Before you did the death rave
33:07For me
33:08Was the highlight of the whole piece
33:11Tonight on the runway
33:12Let me be totally honest
33:13I did not expect this from you
33:15Well, you know
33:16I know
33:16I'm here to slay
33:17We've never had a drag
33:19Oompa Loompa
33:20I don't think ever
33:20On the main stage
33:22We've had some that look like it
33:25But not intentionally doing it
33:27I'm with Michelle
33:27I did not expect you
33:28To pick a look like this
33:30It's really fun
33:31And now we know
33:32What accessories an Oompa Loompa
33:33Would choose
33:34A drop diamante earring
33:36Yes
33:36You've made Oompa Loompa sexy
33:38I think this is
33:40Someone's ultimate fantasy
33:41Without even realizing
33:42Until they've seen it tonight
33:44So I think
33:45You're going to get
33:46Some screen grabs
33:47Going to dubious websites
33:49After this
33:49I'm sure
33:50For an actor
33:51To find those moments
33:52Can turn a mediocre script
33:55No shade
33:56Into something really special
33:59And you did that
34:00And you look so beautiful
34:01I thought I looked
34:02The worst I've ever seen
34:04In my whole life
34:04The wig
34:05The makeup
34:06Oh, you were wearing a wig?
34:10Your body looked hot
34:11You looked gorgeous
34:12Thank you
34:13Thank you
34:14Up next
34:15Vanity Melange
34:21So you were the
34:22Iconic role
34:23Of baby Yolo
34:24And what I liked
34:26About you Vanity
34:26Is you
34:27You went for it
34:28I would give you direction
34:29And you did what you could do
34:30From the inside
34:31Of a box
34:33Yolo
34:34Sometimes you get stuck
34:36With those roles
34:36And I thought
34:37You did a good job
34:38Thank you
34:38Vanity
34:39You gave great head
34:42Given how
34:43Limited
34:44That was
34:45I thought
34:45You showed
34:46An awful lot
34:47With just your face
34:48Get away from her
34:49You bitch
34:50What a shits hole
34:51Your anuses
34:51I think
34:52That was almost Shakespearean
34:53The way you delivered that
34:54It was beautiful
34:55It's a tongue twister
34:56It is a tongue
34:56I've been practicing it
34:59And then look tonight
35:00It was just
35:00Heaven
35:01I didn't know
35:03This movie particularly well
35:04I recognized
35:04The Halle Berry
35:05From the poster
35:06But I kind of
35:07Didn't need to
35:08You were kind of
35:08Living it
35:09On the runway
35:10I wish that it wasn't
35:11The hair that you just wore
35:13And then you're wearing
35:14Orange again
35:15Which looks good on you
35:16I wish it wasn't
35:17In a row
35:17In a row
35:18In a row
35:18But what I do
35:19Want to celebrate
35:19Is how beautiful you look
35:21But at the top four
35:22These are the little things
35:23That make a difference
35:25How was your experience?
35:27Um
35:27Tight
35:27Yes
35:29Tight and limited
35:30I actually wanted this character
35:32Because it was a risk
35:33And I hope that it
35:34Paid off
35:35Because I had so much fun
35:37Doing it
35:37Thank you Vanity
35:38Thank you
35:39Up next
35:40Kitty's got claws
35:42Everything you did
35:44Just made sense
35:45It must have been
35:46Something I ate
35:46It was a dream
35:48To direct you
35:48I had so much fun
35:49Thank you
35:49You kept looking
35:51For the jokes
35:51You kept looking
35:52For another little thing
35:54Kitty
35:54That was
35:55A triumph
35:57So many pop culture
35:58References at once
35:59Pamela
35:59From Gavin and Stacey
36:00Pamela
36:01I didn't think anyone
36:01Was going to get it
36:01I got it
36:02Oh my Christ
36:02Oh my Christ
36:03Oh Nick
36:03Oh it's the drama
36:05I love it
36:05Oh my little prince
36:06Yes
36:06That was a chef's kiss
36:08For me
36:08Oh thank you
36:09And this on the runway
36:10Once you got out here
36:12You didn't just kind of go
36:12See it's funny
36:13I'm Kate Winslet
36:14You then told a story
36:16And that was clever
36:17Because it kept us entertained
36:19And I really appreciated that
36:20I do love the reveal
36:21Which made no sense at all
36:23And as a whole
36:24It looks pretty
36:24Did you just call her a whole?
36:26If I had a penny
36:29Unlike Uranus
36:31Which is a shithole
36:33Oh my goodness
36:34You were so much fun
36:35I love this outfit
36:36I'm just so happy
36:37That you've made it
36:38So far in this competition
36:40And it's just a thrill
36:42Thank you, Ru
36:43Thank you, ladies
36:44While you untuck
36:45In the workroom
36:46The judges and I
36:47Will deliberate
36:48You may leave the stage
36:51Right, ladies
36:52Come on, girls
36:53Let's get a little drink
36:54Go, ladies
36:55Let's, let's
36:56I think
36:56I think we should congratulate ourselves
36:58Don't you?
36:58I think we've got
36:59On Raw Wars
36:59Oh, we've finally embraced Ru
37:00Finally
37:01Cheers to Raw Wars
37:03Raw Wars is definitely not a direct-to-DVD hit
37:06Russell Tovey gave me a chef's kiss
37:08And I'm gonna give him more than that
37:09If you know what I mean
37:10Oh
37:10Finally we prove that we can do an acting challenge
37:13And I think Russell Tovey fancied me a bit
37:15Er, excuse you
37:16Get your hands off my man
37:17Oh, bitch
37:17You'll find me
37:18My man
37:20He said I'm an internet sensation already
37:22Yeah, then stay on the internet
37:23And I'll get in his pants
37:24Oh
37:24Oh, alright
37:26That's fighting talk
37:29Crystal, are you okay?
37:30You're very quiet
37:31I'm fine
37:33I was like uncomfortable wish of mine
37:36What did you think of your critiques?
37:37I mean, they were better than I thought
37:38But it takes the tiny little
37:40Oh, that wasn't as good as it could have been
37:43To be like, you're in the bottom
37:45Raw Wars was okay
37:46But it's four of us left
37:47And two of us have to be in the bottom
37:49And two of them done really, really well
37:52It gets to the point now
37:53Where it is nitpicking
37:54And it is picking out
37:54Like the small details
37:56Who do you think's in the bottom?
37:59Hmm
38:01I would probably say
38:03You two
38:04Yeah
38:04I think going by critiques
38:05I would say you two
38:06Just like critiques
38:07Of course
38:08It's gonna be me
38:09Like, it's bound to be me
38:12Vanity, what do you think?
38:14Yeah, I'm gonna agree
38:15Even though I don't want to agree
38:17I'm gonna be honest and say
38:18That I just don't know
38:19If I've done enough
38:21To be safe this week
38:23I just don't know
38:24I really don't
38:25I think in terms of runway
38:27Maybe vanity yours is
38:29Yeah
38:29Something that we've seen
38:30A bit of already
38:33I can agree
38:34This
38:34It's another orange look
38:36With a blonde wig
38:37That I wore like
38:37For the charity shop outfit
38:39Last week
38:40But within the challenge
38:42I was a fucking head
38:43Stuck in a box
38:44So I didn't play it safe
38:45I took a risk
38:46I don't want to sound
38:48Presumptuous or overconfident
38:49But it's definitely
38:50Vanity and Crystal
38:51In the lip sync
38:51No doubt about it
38:53Do you know what?
38:54I can't wait to add
38:55A second badge
38:56To my collection
38:57And I can't wait
38:57To have three
38:58It'll look great
38:58Alongside my badge
39:00And my sash
39:01Kitty and Ella
39:02Feel very confident
39:03About them not lip syncing
39:04I might have two here
39:05And one over here
39:06Just to break it up
39:07Break it up
39:08You know
39:08I mean, rude
39:10But, nah, fair enough
39:11Can you lip sync
39:12In this dress
39:14Without your nipples
39:14Falling up, my love
39:18I'm going to give these
39:18Pleasers a workout
39:20Okay
39:20I've lip synced
39:21Three times before
39:23And I'm definitely
39:24Going to fight
39:24To stay in the top three
39:25There's no other option
39:27But to fight
39:27That's what I came here for
39:28Top three
39:29Not top four
39:30If I'm going to be
39:31In the bottom two
39:32I'm going to fight
39:32For my place
39:33Like, I deserve to be here
39:34To the end
39:35To take the crown
39:36So I'm fighting
39:37That's it
39:37I haven't got this far
39:38To go home now
39:39I'm putting on a show
39:41Tonight
39:44All right, kids
39:45Just between us girlfriends
39:47What do you think?
39:48Tough week
39:49Let's start with
39:50Crystal Versace
39:51Va, va, va, voom
39:52Tonight
39:53For the scene stealers
39:54She certainly
39:55Stole the scene
39:56She was gorgeous
39:57Of course she was
39:59It's what she does
40:00But she does it brilliantly
40:02She surprised me
40:03In the challenge
40:04That she was able
40:05To get the laughs
40:06Capture the character
40:07Beautifully
40:08The biggest lull
40:09For me in the whole piece
40:10Was when, you know
40:11She's bent over
40:12In front of the bralick
40:13Why don't you come up
40:14And plug me in the ass
40:15Sometime
40:16For me, that was
40:17Perfection
40:18That was movie
40:19Iconic imagery
40:20To be fully frank
40:21With you kids
40:22She struggled a bit
40:23But what she ended up with
40:25Was pretty damn fun
40:26What I saw
40:27Was someone
40:28Incredibly confident
40:29That's a good director, Russell
40:30Exactly
40:31Well, then
40:31I need you to direct me
40:33All right, let's move on
40:35To Ella Vidae
40:36Ella
40:36Ella was a flippin' dream
40:39From the minute
40:40She took that helmet off
40:41To the minute she died
40:42And became eyeballs
40:43Teeth in a wig
40:45She was channeling
40:46The best villains
40:48From Panto
40:49I love that
40:49What a star that kid is
40:51Rubbing her hands
40:52Up her thighs
40:53I could have used
40:54The other girls
40:55Finding those little moments
40:57Tonight on the runway
40:58She took an Oompa Loompa
40:59And she gave her
41:00Gorgeous body
41:01And stripper heels
41:02I thought it was really fun
41:03I was proud of her tonight
41:04The Oompa Loompa
41:05I was thrilled with that
41:06Because there's a kind of
41:07A quirky imagination
41:08And a confidence as well
41:10Beautiful at the same time
41:11As being ridiculous
41:12I got a bit of a woody
41:14Over that orange outfit
41:15All right, let's move on
41:17To Vanity Milan
41:19Tonight she did the movie
41:20Baps
41:21I thought she looked beautiful
41:22But the first thing
41:23I saw was
41:24Oh, orange, orange, orange
41:25It was a bit repetitive
41:26For me
41:27I mean, who doesn't love
41:28An orange rubber dress
41:29I think that for me
41:31Is, you know
41:31Beats everything
41:32Watching the film
41:33Vanity got her laughs
41:34YOLO
41:36She got big yucks
41:38It was a tough role
41:39Because she was quite literally
41:41Stuck in a box
41:42If that was me
41:42And I was being
41:43Stuck in a box
41:44And, you know
41:45I've got the ears already
41:46But I would have
41:47I would have
41:48Thanks, Michelle
41:49I would have been upset
41:50About that
41:51But what she did
41:51Is she
41:52Went for it
41:53I'm actually surprised
41:54That Vanity is still
41:55In the competition
41:56She's hung in there
41:57And she did really well
41:59Tonight
41:59Very excited for
42:00Vanity Milan's journey
42:02Alright, let's move on down
42:03To Miss Kitty
42:05You know, I feel like
42:06Such a fool
42:06That I didn't spot
42:08What a star
42:09Kitty Scott Claus is
42:10Until about
42:11Halfway through the competition
42:12Yeah, I think Kitty
42:13Is a bona fide
42:14Solid gold superstar
42:16And I would queue
42:16Around the block
42:17For hours
42:17To go and see her perform
42:18You know, these challenges
42:19Are designed
42:20For us to take a peek
42:22Into the psyche
42:22Of these queens
42:23And Kitty has let us
42:25Into all
42:26Her pop culture history
42:27Oh my Christ
42:29It's a joy
42:30On the runway
42:31I don't know why
42:32She ripped her skirt off
42:33But it was hilarious
42:34It is easier
42:35To get in a lifeboat
42:37If your skirt is shorter
42:38She really watched
42:40The safety video
42:42Remove loose items
42:44Of clothing
42:46Alright, silence
42:47I've made my decision
42:49Bring back my space schedules
42:52Welcome back, ladies
42:53This week
42:54You've made it
42:55Extremely difficult
42:56But
42:58I've made some decisions
43:03Vanity Milan
43:06Aren't you glad
43:08You are
43:08Safe
43:11Thank you so much
43:14You may step to the back
43:16Of the stage
43:16Me?
43:17Safe?
43:18Peace
43:19I'll take that
43:21Thank you
43:21YOLO
43:26Crystal Versace
43:30Sometimes you've got to be Cruella
43:32To be kind
43:37You are safe
43:40Michael
43:44The relief
43:45I generally thought I was going to be lip syncing
43:47You may step to the back of the stage
43:49Oh my gosh
43:50Thank you
43:51God
43:53What?
43:55I don't get this
43:56I don't get this
43:58Huh?
44:02Hell of a day
44:05Kitty Scott Claus
44:13I'm sorry my dears
44:16But you are not up for elimination
44:21Let he have my heart
44:22I repeat
44:23You are not up for elimination
44:28In fact, you are the top two queens of the week
44:32Rue, you had me for a second there, my love
44:34Oh, thank fuck for that
44:36But only one of you will be named the winner
44:41Two queens stand before me
44:47Ladies, this is your chance to impress me
44:51And prove to yourself
44:53That you're a winner, baby
44:58An Oompa Loompa versus Rose from the Titanic
45:02I'm going to show the judges what I've got
45:04The time has come
45:06Major lip sync
45:09For
45:09The
45:10Win
45:14This is not RuPaul's best friend race
45:16Ella, bring the competition girl
45:18Good luck
45:20And don't
45:22Fuck
45:22It
45:23Up
45:24Go girls
45:25Go go go go go
45:26We girls gonna take control
45:28You boys better know
45:30No no no
45:30We girls gonna take control
45:33No no
45:34We girls gonna run this
45:35Shut this
45:36We girls gonna run this
45:39Shut this
45:40We girls gonna run this
45:43Shut this
45:43I want me something new
45:45Something I can hold on to
45:49I don't want to talk
45:51I just want to dance
45:53Baby, let it drop
45:55Catch me if you care
45:57Down with the rhythm on another beat
46:00Gotta take that back what you said to me
46:01Never giving in when the sun's so high
46:03Gotta feel like heat when you call safe
46:05Down with the rhythm on another street
46:07Gotta let this go cause I feel so free
46:09Never giving in cause I need you here
46:12Woohoo
46:13Go go go go
46:15We girls gonna take control
46:16You boys better know no no
46:18We girls gonna run this
46:20Oh my god
46:21There's something new
46:22Something I can hold on to
46:26I don't want to talk
46:28I just want to dance
46:30Baby, let it drop
46:32Catch me if you care
46:34The leaders of the
46:35Oh my god
46:37Oh
46:44Oh my god
46:45Oh my god
46:55I don't want to talk
46:59I just want to dance
47:01Baby, let it drop
47:03Catch me if you care
47:04Cause we're the leaders of the past
47:06Oh you better watch your back
47:08I just want to dance
47:08We're the leaders of the past
47:10We're the leaders of the past
47:11We're the leaders of the past
47:14Oh my goodness
47:21That was so exciting
47:24Wow
47:26Ladies
47:28I've made my decision
47:34I love a day
47:37Kitty Scott Claus
47:41Congratulations
47:42You are both winners, baby
47:44Yes
47:46Oh my god
47:49Yes
47:50Oh twice as nice
47:52Oh twice as nice, baby
47:54You're both the proud recipients of Root Pizza Badges
47:58Yeah
48:02Oh
48:02A second badge for me
48:04Well done, Ella
48:05But I won again
48:06Oh
48:07Wear them with pride, my darlings
48:10Remember
48:11If you can't love yourself
48:13How the hell are you going to love somebody else?
48:15Can I get an amen up in here?
48:17Amen
48:17Alright, now let the music play