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00:03I am Naomi Smalls and I am 21 years old.
00:06Check your lipstick before you come to me.
00:08Naomi is a tall glass of water.
00:11She has legs all the way up to her asshole.
00:13I got my drag name from Naomi Campbell and Biggie Smalls.
00:18First one? I don't blame her.
00:20I'm obsessed with 90s supermodels.
00:22I'm gonna set myself right in the center.
00:26Yeah, spotlight on me.
00:27Naomi is a fashion girl.
00:29She's fucking fierce.
00:33How you doing, Miss Amores?
00:35Do you wanna see my cuckoo?
00:38My name is Cynthia Lifontein.
00:40How are you?
00:41I'm from Puerto Rico, but I live in Austin, Texas, y'all.
00:44I call myself between pageant queen and performer.
00:47Because I do comedy.
00:48I do campy sometimes.
00:50Sometimes.
00:52And I'm sexy as a goddesses and funny as a clown.
00:55Are you ready for me?
00:56Oh my God, the room is huge.
00:58Fantastic, so my cuckoo have a space.
01:01I need a space for this junk in the trunk.
01:05What's up, nerds?
01:07My name is Dax!
01:09And I am the queen of all nerds.
01:11It's storm.
01:13I'm a cosplayer.
01:14My look is very inspired by science fiction and comics.
01:16Superheroes.
01:17Strong bad bitches who don't take any crap from anybody else.
01:19You know what?
01:20I'm gonna sit because my cats are growling.
01:21Oh, yeah.
01:22I'm gonna sit right here.
01:23Okay?
01:24Can I get some brunch?
01:26Hola!
01:28The beauty is here.
01:31My name is Neisha Lopez.
01:32I think the most important element of my drag has to be appearance.
01:37It sounds so shallow, but my drag is flawless.
01:40It's gorgeous.
01:41It's stunning.
01:42It's gorgeous.
01:42It's everything.
01:43Did I say it was stunning and gorgeous?
01:45Did I say that already?
01:46Okay.
01:49I see you.
01:50It's my sister.
01:52How are you, mommy?
01:53Welcome to season eight, mommy.
01:54We made it move.
01:56Continental sisters.
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:58Is you Puerto Rico also or from Austin?
02:00I'm originally from Puerto Rico, but I live in Chicago.
02:05That's a little frog in Puerto Rico.
02:07They are so annoying.
02:08I love me since Cynthia.
02:10You don't even understand what she's saying, but you don't really care.
02:19No need to adjust your TV sets.
02:23This acid trip is all real.
02:28Watch out, bitches.
02:29Here's acid Betty from Brooklyn, New York.
02:31My drag style is completely over the top.
02:34Basically a drug trip without the drugs.
02:36I kind of want to run around.
02:38The main bullet point of acid Betty, she's a bitch.
02:40That's it.
02:41Even Bianca won't fuck with her.
02:43That's the tea.
02:44Wait, I'm going to put my stink all over this place.
02:46I'm excited to be here.
02:49Come on.
02:50Like, before we all hate each other.
02:56Good morning.
02:57I didn't realize this was happening today.
03:00My name is Robbie Turner, and I'm the kindest queen you'll ever meet.
03:04I'm trying to give old classic Hollywood Rita Hayworth hair, Jean Harlow robe.
03:10Gorgeous.
03:11How long have you been doing drag?
03:12Cool.
03:12Going on 14.
03:1314 years of drag.
03:14I know, can you imagine?
03:15I'm only 12.
03:16Right.
03:17You don't look old.
03:18I know I don't.
03:23Yes!
03:23Woo!
03:24Yay!
03:25Oh, kimchi.
03:26I came to chop-sweet a competition.
03:28My name is kimchi, and I came here to destroy everyone.
03:32With my makeup.
03:33I'm known for a crazy, over-the-top, pure anime fantasy.
03:36Oh my goodness!
03:38Hi.
03:43I'm double-tapping everything.
03:45I'm fucking starstruck.
03:46I want to go subtle with everything, so...
03:48I may come across shy because I'm soft-spoken, but...
03:53Donut come for me, because I'll destroy you.
03:57Get it? Donut come...
04:03Woo!
04:05Thorgy with a T-H and orgy, and I feel incredible.
04:09My name is Thorgy, and I'm 29 years old.
04:12I'm 29 years old.
04:14Where did that come from?
04:16I'm colorful, I'm fun, and I'm the fashion clown.
04:18Woo!
04:19O-M, baby, Jesus.
04:22My drag style is kind of incredibly eclectic.
04:24I can be campy, but also I can be, like, fucking fierce.
04:27Yeah!
04:29Hi, guys!
04:30Fuck you, Thorgy.
04:32I know Acid Betty very well.
04:34Lord, it's gonna be this shit show.
04:36She's gonna be a lot.
04:38She's gonna be extra.
04:39Oh, really?
04:41Ah!
04:41She's gonna be a diva.
04:46Ooh!
04:48NY in the house.
04:50My name is Bob, the drag queen, and I am 29 years old.
04:53My drag is funny.
04:54It's irreverent.
04:55What you see is what you get.
04:58How about it?
04:58Who says it all?
05:00You're welcome.
05:05Take it!
05:07Yeah!
05:07Yeah!
05:09Yeah!
05:09I'm hilarious, beautiful, talented, and humble.
05:13How are you?
05:14Now just one more.
05:14Woo!
05:16The New York girls, they get really excited, and they just talk over one another.
05:21Woo!
05:22Take it!
05:26Too real.
05:27New York, New York, New York.
05:29Yeah, girl.
05:30Maybe some of the other queens are, like, resentful that there is so much New York City representation.
05:35There's a reason New York City has some of the best drag queens in the world.
05:38That is a fact.
05:40This is a gag gag.
05:41The children don't even know.
05:44All right, ladies, let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose.
05:47Uh-oh.
05:48This is trouble.
05:49Don't say Beetlejuice three times.
05:51I'm Layla McQueen, and I'm 22 years old.
05:54Layla is, like, a hoary, quasi-rock star.
05:57I don't want to say gothy, but, like, gothy.
06:01Hi!
06:05You had the smart idea.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:07Oh, yeah.
06:08I'm gonna tell you a story about flats.
06:12No.
06:1414 hours from now, we're all like, oh!
06:15No, right?
06:16Oh!
06:16She's like, sketch yours.
06:17It's the S.
06:23They say le bon ton roulette.
06:26What'd she say?
06:27My name is Chi-Chi Devane, and I don't get ready.
06:30I stay ready.
06:32Hi!
06:34My drag is that real southern, dragged-out style of drag.
06:39Free old fish.
06:40It's like a whole nother level of drag right here.
06:42If you make it to the RuPaul's Drag Race, you made it, honey.
06:46Tell us about your style.
06:47Well?
06:48I'm a cheap queen.
06:49She's on a budget.
06:50I don't mean cheap.
06:53Resourceful.
06:53Chi-Chi walked in in a trash bag.
06:55Chi-Chi will take herself out in a trash bag.
07:02It's Derek, bitch.
07:06My name is Derek Berry.
07:07I'm 32 years old.
07:09I may look angelic, but I am not that innocent.
07:11I'm a Britney Spears impersonator.
07:13I impersonate her six nights a week on the Las Vegas Strip.
07:15I would love to believe that I'm the best Britney in the world.
07:20That's what people say.
07:21Derek, I'm so fucking excited.
07:23How are you?
07:25Derek Berry is huge competition.
07:26She is a quasi-celebrity.
07:29Hey, Derek.
07:30I'm Bob.
07:30Bob.
07:31That's two-point names.
07:32All right.
07:33Bob and Derek.
07:34So where are you from?
07:35Vegas girl.
07:35Vegas girl.
07:36Yeah, so place your bets on me if you like to gamble.
07:41Is Beyonce scared of Britney?
07:43Then Bob ain't scared of Derek.
07:44Okay.
07:45I want to know who else did this.
07:46Who else has been carb-free for two weeks?
07:55She's not ready to have her.
07:58Let's go.
07:59Welcome, ladies.
08:02Now, whether you're walking children in nature
08:04or feeling the shade of it all,
08:07the time has come for you to Asha, Asha, Asha Palante.
08:12Because, bitch, you may be from Chicago.
08:15Or Cameroon.
08:18But this is not RuPaul's best friend's face.
08:21I have one thing to say.
08:23May I call you Jiggly?
08:30Hello, hello, hello.
08:35Beautiful.
08:38Welcome, ladies.
08:40Now, are you ready to make Herstory?
08:43Yes.
08:43Of course.
08:44Well, guess what?
08:45You already have.
08:46This is the 100th episode of RuPaul's Drag Race.
08:51Is that crazy?
08:54And Derek Berry, you are the 100th queen to prance into this workroom.
09:02Oh, my God, RuPaul just said my name.
09:04Like, freaked out.
09:05I feel like it's a new chapter.
09:07Now there's 1 to 99, and I open a new door with 100.
09:10It's crazy.
09:11Now, an occasion such as this demands to be acknowledged on an epic scale.
09:18So, I've arranged a photo shoot with some extra...
09:26Because if you get upstaged, this 100th episode could be your last.
09:34The stakes are high.
09:35Nobody wants to be the first drag queen voted off the island.
09:38Oh, snuff out your candle.
09:40No.
09:43Now, let's go.
09:49Naysha Lopez, welcome, darling.
09:51In honor of our 100th episode, I've gathered the champions of RuPaul's Drag Race.
09:57Bibi Zahara Benet, Tyra Sanchez, Raja, Sharon Needles, Chad Michaels, Jinx Monsoon, Violet Chachki, and Bianca Del Rio.
10:15Could not be here, so we just hired a circus clown.
10:21Oh, my God.
10:23Not really a god, but close enough.
10:25Now, for your first photo challenge, we are going to take some photographs with the great Matthew Anderson.
10:31We're going to find out if you have what it takes to stand amongst greatness.
10:36Got it.
10:36Going to the challenge, we're looking for that spark of individuality.
10:40And we want to see who knows how to get their Kareem to rise to the top.
10:43Faces on lock and go.
10:46Body.
10:47Face.
10:49Naysha Lopez was adorable.
10:51Incredible energy, and she seemed quite comfortable quite quickly.
10:54Why, she's covered in black cock.
10:58Queens of a feather.
11:00Stick together.
11:01Acid Betty, we will see if you have what it takes to sit among the goddesses.
11:07Alright?
11:07Yes, RuPaul.
11:09Very intimidating.
11:10Sitting next to these wymy astronaut queens.
11:16Lovely.
11:18Beautiful.
11:19Acid Betty, your pussy's on fire.
11:22Chemical fire.
11:24Is that...
11:25Oh, that's your face.
11:26Yes.
11:26I'm surprised she didn't smack you.
11:29Acid Betty.
11:30That one...
11:32You gotta watch that one.
11:34Well, you passed the acid test, Betty.
11:37Naomi Smalls.
11:38Hi, girl.
11:40Go big, Naomi Smalls.
11:42Okay.
11:43Oh, all of that right there.
11:45Yeah.
11:46I think Naomi's done this once or twice.
11:48I have studied thousands of fashion magazines.
11:52Just let me pose, and I'm happy.
11:54She has come to model.
11:55Naomi Smalls looks really hot.
11:57She has a great ass, great legs, but she does have cliffhangers.
12:01You see her toes, like, literally clinging onto the shoe.
12:05Boner killer.
12:07Show me the winner.
12:10Robbie Turner.
12:11What?
12:12I am very excited to see Jinx.
12:15She's my Seattle homegirl.
12:16She's our hometown hero.
12:18You fucking bitch.
12:19Hi.
12:20Yes, mother.
12:21In walks, my sister Robbie Turner wearing the same wig.
12:24Even though we're sisters.
12:26Like, who's Beyonce here?
12:30Let's dance. One, two, three.
12:33This sleeve happens to be in my light.
12:35Well, you should move.
12:39Know your place, bitch.
12:40Season eight winner.
12:41Season four winner.
12:44Difference.
12:45Movie star, Glamour.
12:47Gorgeous.
12:48Welcome to my home.
12:51Thank you, darling.
12:53Sharon, did she try to come for you?
12:55Oh, yeah, she came for me.
12:57Hi.
12:58Come through, Kim Shi.
13:00Hi, girl.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:03Well, you're blocking Sharon a bit.
13:05Oh, sorry.
13:07Is she blocking Raja, no?
13:08She's blocking Raja now.
13:09Sorry.
13:11There you go.
13:12There you go.
13:12What a considerate queen.
13:15Loving Kim Chi.
13:17She's like Jujubee on steroids.
13:19She was kind of giving me anime and I was loving it.
13:22Yes.
13:22Give me an amazing.
13:24Next up, Thorgy Thor.
13:27Here we go.
13:28It's time for a queen orgy, Thorgy.
13:32How about that?
13:37Hey, man, I love her energy and I think she's gonna be really, really fun.
13:40Give me something bigger.
13:41Bigger?
13:42Something bigger.
13:43Bigger.
13:43No, you just put your arms up in the air.
13:45Bigger.
13:45Bigger.
13:46Oh, okay. Yeah, try that.
13:47Growing size.
13:48Woo!
13:50Looking good.
13:51Feeling Thor-gess.
13:53Chi Chi Devane.
13:54My goodness.
13:55Garbage.
13:56You have no idea how many of those dresses Alaska left in my house.
14:00Really?
14:01Ready to run with the big dogs?
14:02Ready.
14:03Get it trash.
14:05Prove to us that you're a champion.
14:07I'm gonna tell you something.
14:08When your skirt covers up your whole legs and just leaves two little feet at the bottom,
14:11it makes me want to laugh because it looks like you're this tall with little feet.
14:17Okay.
14:17That was my hot tip. Carry on.
14:20Oh, there she is.
14:21There she is.
14:22Nice.
14:23Pose the house down.
14:25Dax!
14:26Exclamation point.
14:28Get it.
14:29Show me your exclamation point.
14:31Yeah.
14:32Oh.
14:34Got two left, so make it happen.
14:36Take it to the Dax.
14:38Next up is Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
14:41Or as I like to call her, Santee Alley.
14:44Yes!
14:45I'm ready to show my cuckoo on everything else.
14:48Go.
14:49Model.
14:50Model for me.
14:51Escandalos.
14:52Prove that you're a winner, baby.
14:53Gorgeous.
14:54You own everything.
14:57Next, Bob the Drag Queen.
14:59Look him up in the house.
15:00She's trying to keep it fresh and clean.
15:02Yes.
15:03This is what happened with Raja.
15:04Hey!
15:07Yeah!
15:08You got two more left.
15:10I just look shocked.
15:13How about we do like that black and white photo where no one...
15:15Nice.
15:17She's keeping it editorial real and horror.
15:20Yes.
15:23I saw the tights and they were real.
15:27Next up, Layla McQueen.
15:29Ready?
15:31Boom.
15:32Oh, okay.
15:33You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch.
15:37Everyone's so gorgeous and here I am looking like a Beetlejuice trash bag.
15:40Oh my God.
15:42It's intimidating for sure.
15:44I can go anywhere.
15:45Yes, you can.
15:46Anywhere.
15:46Anywhere you want, girl.
15:47Ready?
15:48Here we go.
15:48Uh...
15:49Oh.
15:50Hey, she's a shy girl.
15:52Layla McQueen.
15:54I could have used a little more enthusiasm from her.
15:57She's like the Hamburglar scurrying around behind me.
16:00Earn those stripes, girl.
16:02From Las Vegas, Nevada.
16:04Derek Barry.
16:05It's Brittany Rich.
16:08That's it.
16:09Make them your backup dancers.
16:11Yes.
16:11You're going to work this whole set, aren't you?
16:14You know it.
16:14That a girl.
16:16Can I take this?
16:18Sure, why not?
16:18Yeah, you seem stronger than yesterday.
16:23Derek completely used every last bit of that set and that's exactly what you do.
16:27This is the last shot.
16:29Hit me, baby.
16:29One more time.
16:31Oh, she's toxic.
16:33Yes.
16:33Yeah!
16:35Yeah!
16:37Woo!
16:38That was amazing.
16:39Did you guys have fun?
16:40Woo!
16:41Oh, come on, boy bob.
16:45The D-Dragon process is the most exciting for me because I want to see what everybody looks
16:49like as a boy and fuck, everybody is so cute.
16:53Look at this bitch motherfucker right here.
16:54That's my everyday look, hun.
16:56Layla out of drag, I want to sleep with.
16:58I like little shorties, like little kind of husky shorties.
17:01Woo!
17:02Oh my god, that fucking Layla, that ass is amazing.
17:05I can't help it, I'm such a top.
17:10Betty, I still can't get over the gag of seeing you here.
17:14I know.
17:14I mean, it is because some people think I'm dead.
17:16Is that based on how you look or-
17:18It's how I treat people, so watch yourself.
17:21Oh!
17:22A lot of the queens are turning into hens in a hen house and they're like,
17:25oooh, cluck, cluck.
17:27The competition has begun.
17:32Ladies, over the past 99 episodes, I'm sure you've yelled at your TV.
17:38Girl, I could have slayed that challenge.
17:41Now it's your chance to prove it.
17:50It's your job to take the materials and make them your own.
17:53To assign the looks, I'll choose one of your names at random.
17:57In honor of the drag classic Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,
18:01I've asked Morgan McMichaels to assume the position.
18:07Woo!
18:09All right, Morgan, let her rip.
18:17Woo!
18:19All right, the winner is...
18:24...Robbie Turner!
18:28Now, Robbie, you get to assign all of the queen's looks and choose your own.
18:33Yeah!
18:33And now, it's time to bring back my girls.
18:38From season one, Chanel, presenting the Drag on a Dime Thrift Store Challenge.
18:44Ow!
18:46Latrice Royale!
18:47Yes!
18:48Presenting our Pride Float Challenge from season four.
18:53Next, Violet Tchotchke.
18:56Presenting the Moneyball from season three.
18:59Ooh!
19:00It's time to assign these three looks.
19:03All right, Robbie Turner, who gets drag on a dime?
19:06Um, Naysha.
19:08Who gets Float Your Boat?
19:10Naomi.
19:11Who gets Moneyball?
19:14Acid Betty.
19:15Wow!
19:16Yes!
19:17This is the competition I came here for.
19:19To show people that I can make something out of nothing.
19:22That is what I do.
19:24Next up, Jinx Monsoon.
19:26Presenting the Sugar Ball Challenge from season five.
19:30Isn't she sweet?
19:32Tyra Sanchez.
19:35Presenting the Glitter Ball Challenge from season six.
19:39Chad Michaels.
19:41Presenting the post-apocalyptic...
19:47Hey, Robbie.
19:48Who gets Sugar Ball?
19:50Cynthia.
19:51Cook or Sugar for everybody here.
19:53I took Carter.
19:54Okay.
19:56Who gets Glitter Ball?
19:58Chi Chi.
19:58Oh, that's so good.
19:59Who gets Apocalyptic Couture?
20:01Layla.
20:02Layla.
20:04Next up, it's Raja.
20:07Serving the Cake Couture Challenge from season three.
20:19Cameroon.
20:20Well, Hello Kitty.
20:23Presenting the Hello Kitty Couture Challenge from season seven.
20:27Hey, kitty girl.
20:29All right, Robbie.
20:30Who gets Cake Couture?
20:33Thorgy.
20:34Yes!
20:35It's Thorgy, but thank you.
20:35Thorgy.
20:36Fuck my life.
20:37Who gets Hair Ball?
20:39Kimchi.
20:41And who gets Hello Kitty?
20:44Daps.
20:46All right.
20:47Next up, we've got Raven.
20:50Yes, Raven.
20:52Presenting the Gone with the Window Challenge from season two.
20:57Next up, the Pit Crew.
20:59Serving the Queen Who Mopped Christmas Challenge from season three.
21:03Christmas came early, girls.
21:05Clearly.
21:06Holy shit.
21:07Next, the bitch is back and she brought Sharon Needles.
21:11Hey!
21:12Presenting the Bitch Ball Challenge from season four.
21:15Sit, Sharon.
21:18Okay, Robbie.
21:19Who gets Gone with the Window?
21:22Bob the Drag Queen.
21:23Yes.
21:24Who's gonna get a big Christmas package?
21:27Derrick Barry.
21:28Yes.
21:29And Robbie, does this mean you're going to be doing it doggy style?
21:34Damn it.
21:36Can you believe I forget to pick a theme for myself?
21:38Guess who gets stuck with the poodle?
21:41All right, ladies.
21:42Well, you've got some serious designing to do.
21:44Now, if I've said this once, I've said it a hundred times.
21:48Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
21:58Yeah!
21:59Oh, my God.
22:02All right, this is kind of interesting.
22:05I'm super excited about this challenge because I've watched every episode and I could kill any one of these challenges.
22:10Woo!
22:11This was fun.
22:12Oh, these are...
22:13shit bags.
22:15So, I'm looking through my materials and I realize that a lot of these things can't be made into clothing.
22:21Dog chew toys, ropes.
22:23Huh.
22:23Fuck my life.
22:25You guys, I brought treats.
22:28It's just a couple of treats, you know.
22:30Have you ever tasted one of those for real?
22:33They're actually good.
22:35No, I'm from the South.
22:36We eat everything, honey.
22:38Possums, rats.
22:40Possums.
22:41Raccoons.
22:41Speaking of, here's a beaver.
22:44I don't eat beaver.
22:45Oh.
22:46Too real.
22:48Chi Chi is a fucking bumpkin.
22:49She's just country as fucking catfish sandwiches.
22:52She's like country.
22:53Three.
22:55So, I get the pride float challenge and I gotta drag this big ass bow for my very first impression.
23:01How heavy is that?
23:02Bitch, I don't even know if I can pick this up.
23:05The skinniest, scrawniest girl.
23:07Lift this down the runway.
23:08I can barely lift anything.
23:09How am I going to carry that on the runway and still walk as fierce as Naomi Campbell?
23:14It's like the thing that covers the only thing I love about my body is my legs.
23:18Shit.
23:21Do brown and green, do they go together like those two?
23:24In a challenge about wearing curtains on your body?
23:26Yeah.
23:27Sure.
23:28I got gone with the window.
23:29I'm excited because you get fabric.
23:31It's ugly fabric.
23:31But hey, girl.
23:33At least I got fabric.
23:34This is nice.
23:34Why don't you wear something like that?
23:35Girl, I'm going to look naked.
23:36Disappear?
23:37You wouldn't tell me.
23:37I'm going to look butt naked.
23:39That's why, girl.
23:39Where are you?
23:44There is so much stuff to use.
23:46My theme for the challenge is the queen who mopped Christmas.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:52My strategy for this first challenge is to basically still come out with my Britney look.
23:57Like, I just want to add to it.
23:59So what kind of vibe are you going for?
24:00Like this Christmas skirt.
24:03Uh-huh.
24:04Like a tree skirt.
24:05But then I don't know how to finish a whole outfit.
24:09Girl.
24:10Derek Berry is not creative, obviously, because he's impersonating someone else his whole life.
24:15He will definitely have the hardest time with this challenge.
24:18And I'm like stuck on what to do for the top.
24:27The maxi challenge this week is to design a garment based on past challenges that other queens from other seasons
24:34have already done.
24:36My theme is the hairball.
24:38What are you doing?
24:40So do you remember the Givenchy collection with like the big fur?
24:43Yes.
24:44It's inspired by that.
24:45I want to find a way to like celebrate this beige color.
24:47Oh, God.
24:48How can you celebrate that?
24:50This material is going to be challenging to work with.
24:52Especially because everything I have is a Florence Henderson shade of poop brown.
24:59There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed.
25:02And like I got this and this and this and this and this.
25:05I don't do drag on a dime.
25:07I don't sew.
25:09I'm a pageant girl.
25:10I brought so many beautiful garments.
25:12I spend money.
25:13I just I don't want to get lost with all the stuff that I got.
25:16You know what I mean?
25:17There's a fucking piggy bank.
25:20A piggy bank.
25:21Am I supposed to mount this shit on my head?
25:23Make it work, bitch.
25:24Make it work.
25:27Hello, hello, hello.
25:28Hi.
25:30How's my dirty dozen?
25:33Bob the drag queen.
25:35RuPaul.
25:36How did you get Bob the drag queen?
25:39How did that come about?
25:39It's my dad's name.
25:40My dad's name is the drag queen.
25:43It's a family name.
25:44And Bob says the big old bottom.
25:46What?
25:48Well, you know, it does pay to advertise.
25:50Now, which one did you get?
25:51I got gone with the window.
25:52Now, do you know how to sew?
25:53I'm not like the world's best sewer, but I know how to slap a garment together.
25:57So you're not the world's greatest sewer.
25:59What are you the world's greatest?
26:01I'm a stand up comedian.
26:02Who is your competition?
26:04You know, Ru, I don't want to sound so stereotypical.
26:08Do it.
26:08It's between us.
26:09I don't have competition because no one here does what I do.
26:12I learned from listening to your podcast with you and Michelle,
26:15that there really is no reason to pretend to be modest.
26:17I'm fucking funny.
26:18Yeah.
26:18I'm really funny.
26:19Let the world know.
26:20First name Bob, last name the drag queen.
26:21Can she turn it?
26:22Yes, she can.
26:25It's true, girl.
26:27All right, I'm going to let you get back to work.
26:28Thank you, Ru.
26:29All right.
26:32Acid Betty.
26:33RuPaul.
26:34How you doing?
26:35I'm gagging that you just said my name.
26:36I'm so honored to be here.
26:38Yes.
26:39Tell me about the Brooklyn drag scene.
26:40Well, some of them are here.
26:42Thorgy Thor is here.
26:43Are you guys friends or are you friendly rivals?
26:46We're definitely friends.
26:47We've never worked together.
26:48I actually haven't worked with a lot of queens in Brooklyn
26:50because I mostly work in Manhattan.
26:52Is that a read?
26:53It could be.
26:55Describe for me what Brooklyn drag is.
26:58Technically, I guess Brooklyn drag right now is unpolished, hairy,
27:03so I try to elevate myself and shave my beard.
27:05Uh-huh.
27:06All right.
27:07Now, what challenge did you get?
27:09The money ball.
27:10Right.
27:10Do you know how to sew?
27:11I do, but this is like paper and glue.
27:13Now, I don't see any paper or glue yet.
27:15No.
27:15So I'm trying to build a base first and then attach the paper, the money to it.
27:20Right.
27:20All right, I'm going to let you get back to work.
27:22Thank you, RuPaul.
27:24Layla McQueen.
27:25What's going on, lady?
27:26Which challenge did you get?
27:27I got the Ru-pocalypse.
27:28Ru-pocalypse.
27:29So what do you have planned?
27:31Um, I was given like a few plastic hands and then like a shit ton of camouflage.
27:37I think camouflage is a disgusting component of human culture.
27:41Okay.
27:42Yeah.
27:43Um, I'd really like to play with the whole like deconstruction and like jagged shapes and
27:48like, um, rough around the edges.
27:52Yes.
27:53Now tell me, how are you feeling?
27:54You seem a little shy.
27:56I am and I, we started this day kind of, it was, it was all, it was a lot.
28:01But now I'm like getting into the groove.
28:03Well, listen, you better get your shit together because there's some very competitive girls
28:07here.
28:08Oh, good.
28:09All right, Layla.
28:10I can't wait to see it.
28:11Thanks.
28:13All right.
28:13Listen up, ladies.
28:14Tomorrow on the main stage, we'll decide how you measured up.
28:18Good luck and don't fuck it up.
28:21All right.
28:24Oh my God.
28:26Timing is not my friend right now.
28:30Now I get why girls have emotional breakdowns.
28:32Amen.
28:33Everyone is freaking out because in the back of everyone's mind while they're working on
28:37their outfits is fuck.
28:39I do not want to go home first.
28:43We're back.
28:44Hello couture.
28:46This thing is too big.
28:48And that's not normally a complaint.
28:50Today is our very first runway and everyone's just trying to get their shit done.
28:54So I'm not the only one stressing.
28:57Ugh.
28:57And I'm burning myself.
28:58And I'm burning myself.
28:59And I'm burning myself.
29:00Well, stop burning yourself.
29:01Shut up.
29:03Did you have to change anything?
29:04Nothing major.
29:05But I made this clutch which I'm very proud of.
29:07Oh my God.
29:08It is a known fact that a lady do carry a bag to dinner.
29:12Okay, this purse is hideous but I'm using it.
29:13I think it goes with the look though.
29:15That was shade.
29:16No.
29:17I think it's cute.
29:18Kim, you are shady.
29:19I'm not.
29:20I think it's cute.
29:20Get away from these shade cheeks.
29:24I actually do a lot of pageants and I won this pageant.
29:28It's an international pageant.
29:29It's called Miss Continental and it is one of the most prestigious pageants.
29:33I've heard of it.
29:33Yeah.
29:34So I'm a former Miss Continental.
29:35That's awesome.
29:36Yeah.
29:37I hate pageants.
29:38Girl, I've done like two pageants.
29:40And you didn't win them and that's.
29:46Bitch, I was robbed.
29:48Like to me, pageants are all about the who's who of Dre.
29:52You know how many people would tell me, you're not going to win the pageant.
29:54Why are you wasting your money?
29:56Why are you doing this?
29:56Yeah, but you're gambling.
29:57You're gambling your money.
29:59Anything you do is a gamble.
30:00Remember that.
30:00Are you really living if you're like, well, I'm not going to do it because I don't know the outcome.
30:05Really?
30:05This is the thing.
30:06You don't have to compromise who you are when you do stuff.
30:08You get what I'm saying?
30:09Be you.
30:10It just sucks that pageants get such a bad rap.
30:14I owe a whole lot of my work ethic and who I am to pageant experiences.
30:19You've given me a different outlook on pageants, but girl, I still hate them.
30:25So Derek, how long have you been doing Britney?
30:26I started on Halloween 2003.
30:29And how long have you been doing drag?
30:31Halloween 2003.
30:33I've been doing Britney for 12 years and I think a lot of other girls are not going to think
30:37I can do anything else.
30:38Maybe the judges even.
30:39I have to prove that I can do more than Britney.
30:41I thought there's two breeds of queens.
30:42There's Halloween queens and then there's pride queens.
30:44I was a pride queen.
30:45Really?
30:45I started drag on Gay Pride wearing a shitty potato sack and a wig from who knows where.
30:52Was that this pride?
30:53How dare you?
30:55Oh, you little bitch.
30:57How dare you?
30:58Oh, Layla.
30:59It's all funny jokes or someone gets sent home, girl.
31:03No, ma'am.
31:06How long have you been doing drag?
31:07I've been doing drag for two and a half years.
31:09Does your family support your drag?
31:11My family doesn't know that I do drag.
31:13They don't know?
31:14Really?
31:14No.
31:15At all?
31:16Like my mom thinks I'm a makeup artist.
31:18Has your mother ever seen you in drag? Ever? Like pictures or anything?
31:20Well, I've shown her pictures of me in drag and she thinks they're like makeup jobs that I did.
31:24She doesn't recognize it as me.
31:26Stop.
31:26Really?
31:26Yeah.
31:27I guess I'm worried about my mom finding out that I did drag because growing up,
31:32I always felt like I could never be a model child that all Asian mothers want.
31:37I've already disappointed her so many times in her life.
31:40She couldn't even stop talking to me.
31:44And...
31:48And yeah, I'm just scared of letting her down again.
31:56What foundation do you like to use?
31:58Girl, like somebody gave me this.
32:00And it was just like, this looks like your color.
32:02So I'm like, okay.
32:03How long you been in drag?
32:04Five years.
32:05You're not brand loyal yet?
32:06No, ma'am.
32:07I use whatever cost a dollar.
32:08Free.
32:10I want to be like the Anna Wintour of drag.
32:12Wait, if you're the Nomi, then who does that...
32:16Am I the older one in Showgirls?
32:18I'm Naomi, not Nomi.
32:20Oh, you're...
32:21Then that's perfect.
32:22Come on, Naomi Shambles.
32:23Work the runway, girl.
32:25Naomi Shambles on the runway, girl.
32:28Knees clacking, clickety-clack, baboon.
32:31Got a bob in his mouth.
32:33It's like madness.
32:34I love it.
32:36Do you really?
32:36He's like a talking head.
32:38When I'm trying to concentrate,
32:39I really don't need someone trying to crack one-liners all the time.
32:42Especially when they're not always funny.
32:43Well, he's a comedian,
32:44which means I say 300 jokes and four of them are funny.
32:47I guess I'm just used to getting ready with girls,
32:49who's just like loud and like, you know.
32:51I see, and I get ready alone.
32:52Y'all know we ain't got no insurance.
32:54Now sit down.
33:03What's the matter, girls? Speak it out.
33:04I got to put on my outfit and what happens?
33:07Pop.
33:07My outfit has just ripped apart.
33:10Oh God, I'm having a meltdown.
33:14Oh, that don't work.
33:17This some bullshit.
33:19My fucking panties just ripped at the last second.
33:22And it's all coming apart.
33:24This fabric, for some reason, will not catch the bottom thread.
33:27This is some bullshit.
33:29Shit.
33:30I am going to panic mode right now.
33:33Girl, you cannot go home.
33:34Not on the first date.
33:35I want this so freaking bad.
33:39Like, I'm so distraught.
33:40I don't even know what I'm doing now.
33:41I have no clue how she's going to fix his outfit.
33:44I think she's done.
33:45Hope you know the lip sync song,
33:46because your outfit is crumbling before your hands.
33:49Fuck.
33:51Happy birthday, gorgeous.
33:53Style superstar Carson Kressley.
33:56You look amazing for a hundred.
33:57I know.
33:58I don't look a day over 95.
34:00Thank you, Dr. Zismore.
34:01Yeah.
34:03And the straight-talking Ross Matthews.
34:05Now, on a scale of one to a hundred, how excited are you?
34:09Like a dragzillion.
34:12And the fabulous Nicole Richie.
34:14Hey, kitty girl.
34:15Hi, Gorge.
34:16Your dress is very Wizard of Oz.
34:18Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
34:21Or a sandwich.
34:23This week, our queens posed with Drag Race champions.
34:26And tonight, they're debuting their own creations,
34:30based on a design challenge from the anals of RuPaul's Drag Race.
34:35Michelle, did I say that right?
34:37Yeah, close enough.
34:39Gentlemen, start your engines.
34:41And may the best woman win.
34:47First up, Acid Betty, Moneyball.
34:50Well, bitch better have my money.
34:51I do freaky drag, and I think I do it the best.
34:54The drag scene should not be homogenized,
34:57and not everyone should look the same.
34:58Therefore, Acid Betty is here to represent.
35:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
35:03Make it rain.
35:04Make it rain, okay?
35:04Don't you love when you just find a dollar in your dress pocket?
35:08Yes.
35:08I didn't even know this was here.
35:09Cash is queen.
35:10I own everything.
35:13Bob the drag queen, gone with the window.
35:16Yes, honey, lead with the bag.
35:18Love it.
35:19This outfit shows I have the ability to make a finished garment.
35:22The fabric is hideous, but the construction is everything.
35:26And I'm just living my dreams with this ugly person I made.
35:30No shade, but that dress looks like it was made out of curtains.
35:33It's very Butterfly McQueen.
35:35Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dental damn.
35:37Jack's exclamation point.
35:39Hello Kitty.
35:41Hello, Hervé Leger.
35:43Hello, Angeline.
35:45Meow meow.
35:45This outfit is totally me.
35:47I love Hello Kitty.
35:48Anything a 12-year-old Asian girl wants, I want it more.
35:50I feel like a neon 80s nightmare, and I love it.
35:53I do love a pink pussy.
35:55It's better than a purple one.
35:56Why it gotta be purple?
35:58Nisha Lopez, drag on a dime.
36:01Fashion sure is changing.
36:02I am serving Greek goddess, giving you face for the gods, face, body, glamour.
36:10And I am definitely serving that all right now.
36:13Picaru, I see you.
36:15Uh-huh.
36:15A dress that makes sense.
36:17Not dollars.
36:17Dollar make me holla.
36:20Kimchi, hairball.
36:23You got a little...
36:25Someone's in a furry.
36:26I made a lion outfit inspired by Ji Wang Shi.
36:29I turned these red, dirty, blonde wigs into a golden treasure.
36:33This outfit is big, grand, and conceptual.
36:36It's kimchi.
36:37She stepped that pussy up.
36:38Meow.
36:40Cynthia Lee Fontaine, sugar ball.
36:42Gum, drop it like it's hot.
36:44I feel like a goddess at this moment.
36:46My corselet is just sickening.
36:49It's sugar azucar.
36:51Are you ready for my cuckoo?
36:52Yeah.
36:53Oh, yeah.
36:55Now, see, that's the real sugar right there.
36:57She's serving cake.
36:58That's her sugar wall.
36:59Whoa.
37:00Naomi Smalls, float your boat.
37:03Washington's cross-dressing the Delaware.
37:05She has my dream chest.
37:06Yeah.
37:08I'm trying to give you 90s supermodel walk, and this boat is covering half of it.
37:13When I can finally step out of this boat, that's when the judges can really see the true Naomi Smalls.
37:18Land ho.
37:19I'm giving you Naomi Campbell strutting down a Versace runway.
37:23Legzilla.
37:24That boat.
37:25Oh, that, yeah.
37:26That boat looks heavy.
37:27Aren't there any semen to help her?
37:29Where are they?
37:30The semen are all below deck.
37:33Gigi Devane, glitter ball.
37:35You know, I always say, when life hands you disco balls.
37:38Oh.
37:39What do you do?
37:39You make an outfit.
37:42After my little meltdown, I'm just gonna roll with the punches, and I'm really feeling this disco queen kind of
37:48vibe.
37:49It's a dream come true.
37:50That's a disco ball.
37:51I thought that was a fabulous globe.
37:53Yeah.
37:53I thought it was a Judith Lieber bag.
37:55It's a cocktail bag.
37:56It's a cocktail bag.
37:56All balls to the wall.
37:58Thorgy Thor, red velvet cake couture.
38:01I'm hungry for that creamy middle.
38:03This is feeling a little menstrual.
38:05I'm glad you said it and I didn't.
38:07I don't wear gowns.
38:08But for this challenge, I just wanted to feel decadent and I still kept with my cartoon hair giving you
38:14cream cheese realness.
38:15Oh.
38:15Happy birthday.
38:17Have her cake and serve it too.
38:20Robbie Turner, bitch ball.
38:22Aw.
38:22Who let the dogs out?
38:24I love two bitches on a runway.
38:25Aw.
38:26I think I'm looking more like a sheep than a poodle.
38:29The dog is looking at me like, get me the fuck out of here.
38:34This is not going well.
38:35Wow, wow, wow.
38:37Yippie yo, yippie yay.
38:38I give this look about a canine out of ten.
38:40Uh-huh.
38:41She's spayed and she's throwing shade.
38:43Both those bitches are over it.
38:45Derek Berry, the queen who mopped Christmas.
38:48Well, hey, y'all.
38:48I'm giving you Christmas in Vegas.
38:50I'm representing showgirls.
38:52I'm serving body.
38:53But I'm also giving comedy.
38:54Oh.
38:55How, how, how?
38:56Oh, she's trimming her book.
38:58Is that mistletoe or camel toe?
39:00I respect that.
39:01She's putting the X back in Xmas.
39:03Yes, she is.
39:04Oops, she's doing it again.
39:06Layla McQueen, apocalyptic couture.
39:09Now, her pussy's not on fire, but her shoulder is.
39:12Yes.
39:12This look is classic Layla.
39:14I'm loving this cute little jacket I made.
39:15I'm giving you, like, a post-apocalyptic, like, a devil commander.
39:18Like, she's coming up, the world is over, and I'm here to take over.
39:22The thigh's the limit.
39:23Layla McQueen, beyond Thunderdome.
39:27Welcome, ladies.
39:29I feel like I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
39:34Now, ladies, when I call your name, please step forward.
39:38Bob the Drag Queen.
39:40Dax!
39:43Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
39:46Chee-Cheek Devane.
39:53Are all...
39:56Safe.
40:01And for the 100th time.
40:04Safe is not a word I associate with America's Next Drag Superstar.
40:09Now, you may leave the stage.
40:15Time for the judges' critiques.
40:19Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
40:24Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
40:28Acid Betty.
40:29I love that you're different.
40:30Every inch was kind of covered with a thought.
40:33To me, that's what drag is about.
40:34And then the photo, you seem like you're a little bit more of the avant-garde, artsy, like you're giving
40:38me tunnel 1993.
40:39I was there.
40:41I might have seen you there.
40:42You might have.
40:42Great job.
40:43Thank you, Acid Betty.
40:45Next up, Neysha Lopez.
40:47You're gorgeous.
40:48You're giving me Eva Longoria, Miss America.
40:50Your makeup is stunning.
40:52I think, Neysha, you're beautiful.
40:53But when you're part of an ensemble photo, you really want to stand out.
40:56The dark hair and the dark top, I don't think it works in this picture.
40:59I have a pet peeve with seeing undergarments.
41:01So when you turn around, I see illusionette.
41:03Give me the full illusion.
41:04That big gold piece just makes you look thick.
41:06And I just don't think it looks good.
41:08This is actually the first garment I've ever made.
41:10I don't really sew.
41:12I felt like it was wearable and, you know, I got the challenge down.
41:18All right.
41:18Well, thank you very much.
41:20Next up, Kim Chi.
41:22Hi.
41:22Your photo, it's pretty fabulous.
41:24And I really liked your runway look.
41:26You were giving me like this cowardly lion anime ferociousness.
41:29I think it totally worked.
41:31The artistry on your face is just like geometric orgasm.
41:34I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say the walk was a character choice.
41:39Every time I'm wearing something different, I'm living whatever fantasy of the outfit I've got going on.
41:43My personal life, I'm an anime character who works as a high facet model.
41:46You're just a total nerd.
41:48I am.
41:48I love that.
41:50By the way, I like that you kept your areolas bald.
41:53The breasts are the windows to the soul for sure.
41:56Nicole, would you wear this?
41:58I would definitely wear it.
41:59Where would you wear this?
42:00Um, probably school drop off.
42:02Oh, okay.
42:02Yeah.
42:03Thank you, Kim Chi.
42:05Next up, Naomi Smalls.
42:06I love that you are rocking a boy chest.
42:10You're giving me like 70s Studio 54.
42:13Michelle, how do you like her hair?
42:15It's very pretty.
42:17Only, my hairline's not clockable.
42:19Oh, okay.
42:20All right.
42:20The pride float was beautifully decorated, but it became really cumbersome.
42:25And I almost saw you thinking, ugh, I have to get back in that boat and strap it on.
42:30And I'm saying that about the boat.
42:32Yeah, I know.
42:32How many times have you said that in your life?
42:34A girl.
42:34Yeah.
42:35But the picture, hello.
42:37And it's a big butt.
42:38That is a big butt.
42:39I believe they call that serving it.
42:41Okay.
42:41That needs to come through with everything that you do, whether you're dragging a 50-pound boat with you or
42:45not.
42:46Next up, Robbie Turner.
42:49Your photo, I loved.
42:50Because you're giving me kind of funny glamour there.
42:52You chose fur?
42:54It's like a fringe.
42:55Fringy, kind of carpet-y looking stuff.
42:58You're literally a blob.
43:00We lose all shape, and from the side, it's even worse.
43:02And you got to choose your challenge.
43:04I actually forgot that I, to choose one for myself.
43:07I didn't have my 40s dress pattern, but I was trying to figure it out, like, at the last minute.
43:12So, it was like a series of misfortunate events.
43:16Do you think that you deserve to be in the bottom?
43:19Um, no.
43:21I think my personality is winning.
43:24All right, well, thank you very much, Robbie Turner.
43:27Next up, Derek Berry.
43:29Your look tonight.
43:30It's adorable.
43:31I will say, it's pretty simple.
43:33I like the comedic moment where you trimmed your holiday bush.
43:36I like the bush on the front door, but on the back door, not so much.
43:39No, not so much.
43:40I'm definitely not Berry.
43:43And then your photo, like, everyone in this photo looks like they're your backup dancers, and you're the star.
43:48Wow.
43:49We've seen Britney now.
43:50My personal challenge to you is to show me everything else but Britney.
43:54Okay.
43:54We love your Britney.
43:56I do want to see more of it, but we do want to see other things.
43:59I want more!
44:00And I'll give you more.
44:03Can't help yourself, can't you?
44:05Up next, Layla McQueen.
44:07Hi, Layla.
44:08Hey, bitch.
44:09I love the shoulder detail.
44:10Did you sew that?
44:11I sewed the jacket, yes.
44:12That's pretty impressive.
44:18It's a really fun category, I think, to, like, do, like, totally, like, singe.
44:22To me, it's just, like, Winona Judd opened the oven too quickly and got a little, like, you know, burnt
44:25on the outside.
44:27In the picture, we lose you crumpling up into a ball.
44:30You're with all these kind of legendary people and it's almost like your body's saying I'm not worthy.
44:35Do you think that your missteps would warrant you in the bottom?
44:39I think I have a lot more to show and I don't think that I am the least put together.
44:43Who do you think is the least put together?
44:45I think Naomi, her look is very plain.
44:49Do you agree with that, Naomi?
44:51No.
44:52I tried to take something that was from a past season and make it new and fresh.
44:58Well, thank you, ladies.
44:59I think we've heard enough.
45:01While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:06All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
45:09Let's start with Acid Betty.
45:11I love Acid Betty.
45:12She's a little bit dangerous, rock and roll.
45:14In the photo, she looks great, but she is this punk girl.
45:17Like, give me a little screaming, tongue out, punkness.
45:20I don't hate her photo.
45:21And like her name implies, she's kind of a trip and she's a little East Village.
45:25Well, you know, I did a lot of antacid in the 60s and I think that Acid Betty really represents
45:30that.
45:31All right, Naysha Lopez.
45:34Her photo, unfortunately, I think she got lost.
45:37And also, don't stand on that stage and tell us it's the first dress you made.
45:39I mean, this is not the place you make your first dress.
45:42Girl.
45:42You make your first dress when you've learned that you're going to come on the show.
45:45Or you make them when your mom's at work and you're in the sixth grade.
45:51All right, next up, Kim Chi.
45:53I love the photograph.
45:55She was kind of the queen of the castle in this anime jungle.
45:58Everything about her tonight made me happy.
45:59Except for that lumbering walk.
46:01Right, because she was serving a little bit of Sasquatch on the runway.
46:04Sasquatch that walk.
46:05You could say, Yeti that walk.
46:06Yeti that walk.
46:09Next up, Naomi Smalls.
46:12I love that she looks like she might faint at any moment.
46:15All I saw was a really tiny thing lumbering with a heavy-ass boat.
46:20I kind of like the contrast of her, like, fumbling with the boat.
46:23It's like a cartoon of an ant carrying a giant piece of cheese.
46:26Yeah.
46:27Well, that's the picture of the day.
46:28It says, Bow down, bitches.
46:29If she doesn't bring the photo her to this her, to me, she's gone.
46:34Moving on down to Robbie Turner.
46:36This look in her photo is probably her go-to look.
46:38It's that Carol Lombard meets Carol Burnett.
46:41Superstar from the 20s.
46:42But what we saw today was basic.
46:44Yes.
46:45She said she forgot to choose a category for herself.
46:48The dog ate my category.
46:49Dingo ate my category.
46:51Quite honestly, if she put any creativity into that, she could have turned it out.
46:55And that's a shame, because I like what I saw in the picture.
46:57Let's move on down to Derrick Barry.
46:59Her Britney is amazing.
47:00We know he can nail the Britney thing.
47:01I mean, the photo was phenomenal.
47:03I'm glad she brought it, the first episode.
47:05Now bring Derrick Barry to the table.
47:07But don't you want to see a little bit more of Britney?
47:09Yes, we'll get more Britney.
47:11Layla McQueen.
47:12She did the most basic bottom half to that.
47:14I expect so much more.
47:16This is season eight, and the bar has been raised so high.
47:19There was just nothing standing out for me.
47:21The worst picture of the week, by far.
47:24But I find her interesting because she is an artist.
47:27That warrants a second chance to me.
47:29Silence.
47:30I've made my decision.
47:32Bring back my girls.
47:34Welcome back, ladies.
47:36I've made some decisions.
47:39Acid Betty.
47:40You put your money where your mouth is.
47:43And where your ass is.
47:44And where your chest is.
47:46And where your chest is.
47:48You're safe.
47:53Kim Chi.
47:54Your photo and main stage presentation wigged us out.
48:02Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
48:07You've won $3,000 from SelfieOnAStick.com.
48:12The original and best Selfie on a Stick.
48:15Say hi, everybody.
48:16Cheers.
48:18I can be the Asian tourist that I've always wanted to be.
48:21Bitch, I just won $3,000.
48:24This win means I have a place in this competition, and I am a force to be reckoned with.
48:28Yeah.
48:30Derek Berry.
48:32You're safe.
48:35Naomi Smalls.
48:37You're safe.
48:44Naysha Lopez.
48:45You are gorgeous.
48:47Button.
48:49The judges felt shortchanged by your drag on a dime.
48:55I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
48:59I am absolutely gagging.
49:02I don't deserve to be in the bottom two.
49:05You have some queen rocking this $5 dress.
49:09I don't get it.
49:11Robbie Turner.
49:12Your photo was iconic.
49:14But on the main stage, you screwed the pooch.
49:19Layla McQueen.
49:20You are an edgy artist.
49:23But your photo and your post-apocalyptic couture were not earth-shattering.
49:30Robbie Turner.
49:36You're safe.
49:39Oh.
49:40All right.
49:41Wow.
49:46Sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
49:48My heart drops, but I'm not going to be the first one to go home.
49:52I'm going to do every kind of quasi-gimmick I have.
49:55Two queens stand before me.
49:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
50:07The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
50:16Good luck.
50:18And don't fuck it up.
50:27I stand here waiting for you to bang the storm.
50:33You crash, the critics say
50:36Is it right or is it wrong?
50:40If only fame had an R.H.B., baby, could I bear?
50:47Being away from you, I found when we put it in here
50:51I live for the applause, applause, applause
50:54I live for the applause, applause, live for the applause, applause
50:58Live for the way that you cheer and scream
51:01We are going, we are going, we are going, we are going
51:08What you better make fun?
51:12Naysha is always giving, like, beautiful, sexy JLo moonshell
51:16I feel it
51:23Layla is giving you sex on a stick and it's awesome
51:27She looks so good right now, throwing her body all over the floor
51:35He's just dancing like a sucker mom
51:37You can get the ball to go kids
51:38You can do it
51:59Put your hands and break your toes
52:12Ladies, I've made my decision
52:24Layla McQueen, Shantae, you stay
52:30You may join the other girls
52:34Neisha Lopez
52:36Out of 100 queens
52:37You are by far one of the most beautiful
52:41To grace this stage
52:42Thank you
52:43And I'm sorry to see you go so soon
52:46I'm sorry that I wasn't able to show you
52:48Everything that I had to offer
52:49Thank you, Ru, for this opportunity
52:51Thank you
52:52Now, sashay away
53:01Now, good luck with all these monsters, Mary
53:06I am first to go
53:08And I feel like I didn't let Ru see what I'm all about
53:11Because there's so much more to me
53:14Ru, I want to thank you
53:16For the platform that you have given me
53:18Because not everyone appreciates it
53:20I thank you for that
53:21From the bottom of my heart
53:27Well, contractulations, ladies
53:28And remember
53:29If you can't love yourself
53:31How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:33Can I get an amen in here?
53:35Amen
53:35All right
53:36Now let the music play