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00:09Fuck that noise.
00:11Holy moly.
00:12We get back to the workroom, and Sasha left us a little message.
00:17Love you, Mina.
00:18Ginge for the win.
00:20Ginge, you got a fangirl.
00:22Opinions are like assholes.
00:24Everybody have one.
00:25But it don't count.
00:26She gone.
00:28Next.
00:29Goodbye, Sasha.
00:30We love you.
00:31Bye, Sasha.
00:32This week, I survived by the skin of my fucking fingernails.
00:36It was the most stressful thing I've ever done in my life.
00:38I'm going to fucking murder that next challenge, whatever it is.
00:42All right, get me out of this shit.
00:43I'm so happy to be out of these hills.
00:48We got good feedback and recognition for our group, girl.
00:51It was very well deserved.
00:52But I already knew when they picked the group that it was going to be a weaker group.
00:55I knew when they picked that group, I knew it was a lot of buffoonery.
00:57Because they're all looking alike.
00:59They're all the same height.
01:00They all weigh two pounds.
01:02Fame.
01:02Trixie.
01:03Pearl.
01:04Then there's that old, tired-ass, long, coarse-faced Violet.
01:07Them four just wear my nerves out.
01:09They don't know shit about performing.
01:10All they want to do is talk and walk their asses in fucking heels.
01:12And that's not drag.
01:13Y'all sashay away.
01:15Get your asses up out of here.
01:17I don't like shit about them young hoes.
01:19Not the air they breathe.
01:20Not the bony-ass slim, up-and-down pole bodies.
01:23I would love to send all them bitches home in one walk.
01:26Especially, Violet.
01:27Where are your panties, girl?
01:28We don't want to see that Barbie doll mannequin pussy.
01:31Cover that ass up.
01:34Petties, bitch.
01:38The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
01:43and a cash prize of $100,000 with our extra-special guest judges Kat Denning and Mel V.
01:58Good morning, team.
02:00Good morning, Hollywood.
02:02It's a new day, and I'm happy that I'm still here, honey.
02:05Still here and still kicking.
02:06Yes, ma'am.
02:07Jaden, how are your feet?
02:08Girl, I took a shower last night, and my toes started stinging from open wounds.
02:14You gotta pop them corn so the kids can eat.
02:20To feed the children.
02:22Uh-oh.
02:24She's already the head hurt.
02:26To she or not to she?
02:29That is the question.
02:31Whether it is nobler to be America's next drag superstar,
02:34or just some thirsty-ass hoe.
02:38Now, all the world's a stage, but watch your back of Henny,
02:42because everybody's a critic.
02:47What is that about?
02:55Hello, hello, hello, hello.
02:59Girl, she got your hug around.
03:01Yes.
03:02America's next drag superstar needs to have longevity.
03:06Even after her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent gets old and dry and dusty.
03:15Ladies, it's time to release your inner golden girl.
03:20Oh, pit crew!
03:22Yay!
03:24Hey, daddy.
03:26Now, today's mini challenge is an old, old-fashioned soul-trained dance line.
03:31We're calling it Sissy That Walker.
03:35Are you living?
03:36Yes!
03:37Well, more like assisted living.
03:39Yes!
03:40You've got 15 minutes to get into some old-lady drapes.
03:43And in the end, the two grooviest grannies will win.
03:47Ready?
03:49Set?
03:53Go!
04:02All right, ladies.
04:04Let's bust a move.
04:06Just don't break a hip.
04:09Ginger minge.
04:10Grandma said knock you out.
04:13Mrs. Kasha Davis.
04:15Yeah!
04:16This looks like the cast of cocoons.
04:19Girl.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:21Is that Elaine's stretch?
04:27Jaden Dior Fierce.
04:29Tipper body jerky.
04:31I thought she had retired from jerky.
04:35Trixie Mattel.
04:38Girl.
04:39Your pussy is on once a month bonita.
04:43Max.
04:45She's a friend of Dorothy.
04:46Spornak.
04:48Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:50LaGuardia, Newark, Kennedy.
04:52Woo, yeah.
04:53Drop it like it's icy hot.
04:56Miss Fane.
04:57She's falling and she can't get up.
05:00But she sure can't get down.
05:03Violet Tchotchke.
05:05No teeth, all shades.
05:09Jasmine Masters.
05:16Katya.
05:17I love the smell of Bengay in the morning.
05:21Candy ho.
05:22Ooh, Granny's dusty.
05:27Hey, Granny.
05:29Get it, Granny.
05:34Wow, you guys did great.
05:37But two of you did extra special.
05:40As in, you know, early bird special.
05:42The two winners of today's mini challenge are Max and Kennedy Davenport.
05:50Tlingo.
05:52We'll be posting these gifs at LogoTV.com.
05:56So Grandma and I can see them soon.
05:58Now, ladies, the word drag was first used by Shakespeare as an acronym for Dressed as a Girl.
06:05Back when, you know, all the female roles were played by men.
06:08For this week's Maxie Challenge, you'll be acting in a comedic adaptation of two Shakespeare classics.
06:15Romy and Juliet.
06:16And my favorite, Mac Bitch.
06:21Hashtag Shakespeare.
06:23Now, Max and Kennedy, you get to pick your castmates and assign the roles.
06:28Max, you pick first.
06:30Ginger Minj.
06:32Come here, you little comedian.
06:33Jasmine.
06:34Trixie Mattel.
06:37Katya.
06:39Mrs. Kasha Davis.
06:42Get over here, girl.
06:43Pearl.
06:45Jayden.
06:46Get over here, fast as you can.
06:49Can't be.
06:50That leaves Miss Fame and Violet.
06:54Max, who do you want on your team?
06:57Fame.
06:58My mothballs are on fire.
07:00Which means Violet Tchotchke is on Team Kennedy Davenport.
07:05I have no idea why I'm getting picked last again.
07:09Now, in a moment, Michelle Visage and I will meet you on set to direct your shoot.
07:14And tomorrow, on the runway, category is bearded and beautiful.
07:20Gentlemen, starved thine engines and made the best woman win it.
07:27Let's see what this McBitch is about.
07:30So we get McBitch, a crazy cheerleader parody of McBeth.
07:34I've never even seen...
07:37What is the original name?
07:39McBeth.
07:40McBeth?
07:40I don't even know what McBeth is, honestly.
07:42Call me young, call me, like, illiterate, whatever.
07:46I've never seen McBeth.
07:48Okay.
07:49I think I'm ready to assign Lady McBitch, the pretty one, the ambitious, ruthless, wannabe,
07:55mean girl that sounds like Violet.
08:00Laquisha Canina McBeth, the tough ghetto woman.
08:04I don't want to be the ghetto girl.
08:05Because that's, like, so common.
08:07I can really turn myself into Lady McBitch.
08:10Lady McBitch?
08:11Yes.
08:12I kind of don't want to put people in their, like, in their, like...
08:15Comfort zone?
08:16Yeah.
08:16So, Violet, I would like for you to be ghetto.
08:21We have an hour to get this down, so we need to figure it out.
08:24Yeah, it's figured out.
08:25You Laquisha Canina McBitch, okay?
08:28You know, her and Jasmine are obviously friends, and that's why Jasmine has the role of McBitch.
08:32Even though this role is perfect for me.
08:34You are the team leader, whatever you want, boo-boo.
08:37It's no pleasing, Violet.
08:38If it don't go her way, she always have a stink face.
08:42She's just a bitch.
08:45Coming up, in seven seasons, I've never seen a car crash like this before.
08:51This is not good.
08:59So, this is some Shakespeare shit.
09:01This week's main challenge is to act in a new adaptation of a Shakespearean classic.
09:08I'm so excited.
09:09I've done Shakespeare plenty, and he liked it every time.
09:13We got Romy and Juliet, and I'm excited.
09:15I do have, like, some legitimate Shakespearean experience.
09:19Okay, so let's go through the characters.
09:21Do you have a 30-day trial?
09:22Attention, please.
09:22Everyone, when I have my hands up, like this, attention.
09:27All right, kittens.
09:28Lady Cappuccino.
09:29Juliet's drag mother, a little older.
09:31I think I know who that one sounds like.
09:34Juliet's BFF.
09:35A vapid, ditzy party girl.
09:37Let's just see how many lines she has.
09:38Then we'll talk.
09:40Mercutia.
09:40She's more ratchet, kind of a hoochie.
09:42I see, I think you should be Mercutian.
09:44Come on, House Capulet.
09:46Is that correct?
09:47House Capulet, yeah.
09:48Cap- Capulet?
09:49Capulet, exactly.
09:50I don't know what that means.
09:52You're like Totes Montage-O.
09:54Montague.
09:55Montague.
09:56Some of these girls look like their Shakespeare is going to be shaky dear.
10:00Montague-O.
10:03Eww.
10:08This is so not your gig.
10:10When you go, this is so not your gig, you be like, this is so not your gig.
10:15Sound like more Regina George.
10:17Jasmine has the role of McBitch, and it's like a really sassy, bitchy.
10:21This is so not your gig.
10:24She's not really serving that.
10:25Basic bitch is not wanted.
10:29I get the ghetto girl, and I'm really serving it well, I think.
10:32Head cheerleader is going to be me.
10:33Lakeisha, Keani, that's right.
10:40The struggle is real.
10:42Um, I want to make a judgment call here, because I just don't feel comfortable.
10:47I need Jasmine and Violet to switch characters.
10:52Jasmine, just be the ghetto girl and make it work.
10:55Bitch, I already got done.
10:56Feel my ghetto fantasy.
10:58Let's switch scripts.
10:59Anything else?
11:00Because Jasmine's fucking up, we should change real quick.
11:02I think we should definitely run through it right now.
11:05No, no.
11:05Just read on your own.
11:07So now, well into our challenge.
11:09Jasmine and Violet have to learn new parts.
11:12Now it's just a race against time.
11:21Team Max, welcome.
11:23It is time to showcase our Shakespearean play, and my team better know their lines.
11:30But in case they don't, I know them for them.
11:32All right, you lipstick thespians.
11:34Get it, guys.
11:35You got it.
11:36And action.
11:37First day of school.
11:39House of Capris is going to rule.
11:42Kept you lit.
11:43Fuck.
11:43Sorry.
11:45All right, action.
11:47Soft.
11:48But what light do break?
11:49I'm Juliet, but you can call me Cupcake.
11:52Hey.
11:53Oh, you two have to chill.
11:56You're from Enemy Cruise.
12:02Romy, you'll get yourself banished.
12:05Oh.
12:07Romy, you'll get yourself banished if you hang with that fluse.
12:11I'm sorry.
12:12I need to relax.
12:14Mercutia, what's going on?
12:16I'm not really experienced in acting.
12:18I'm just giving it the best.
12:19Girl, you are a drag queen.
12:20You are experienced in acting.
12:22Okay.
12:26What's going on, Jayden?
12:28What's happening?
12:30I just, I get in the moment, and I just kind of freak out.
12:34I want this so bad.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:38I just, I don't.
12:40Jayden begins to tear up, and it all sort of comes down on her at once.
12:44Look at me.
12:45You kick ass.
12:46You're still a badass performer, and you've got this.
12:48Okay?
12:49You got it, girl.
12:51I got this.
12:52You got this.
12:52You got this.
12:53Shake it off.
12:54Shake it off.
12:54Shake it off.
12:56So we're going to do it one more time.
12:58Romy, girl.
12:59You and my sister.
13:02Why?
13:04Ladies, we're done.
13:06That's a wrap.
13:07It's unfortunate, because had Jayden been a little bit more confident and prepared,
13:11I think we could have really nailed it.
13:13And now I'm thinking she may have just lost it for us.
13:18The cast of McBitch.
13:20Places, people.
13:22Places, people.
13:23Let's make magic.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Action.
13:28Friends, drag queens, hunting men.
13:34Cheerleader triads are happening today.
13:38Cut.
13:39Um, Pearl, is that your normal voice?
13:41Uh, no, I deepened it a bit for the character.
13:43You deepened it.
13:44I think you probably shouldn't do that.
13:46You are the narrator of this whole thing.
13:48You want everybody to look at you.
13:49Okay.
13:49With that lame-ass whistle.
13:52Hey, Hogwarts rejects, what's your prediction?
14:00The spirits.
14:02The spirits have spoken.
14:04We saw it in a dream.
14:05Lady McBitch is the nature supreme.
14:11Watch out, sisters.
14:12I'm the real prima donna.
14:15Head cheerleader.
14:16Head cheerleader.
14:18Oh, fuck.
14:20Head cheerleader is gonna be me.
14:22Head cheerleader is gonna be me.
14:24Laquisha Keanu.
14:26Cut.
14:26It's about that rhyme.
14:27It's really a rhythm.
14:28It's watch out, sisters.
14:29I'm the real prima donna.
14:31Head cheerleader is gonna be me, Laquisha Keanu.
14:34Watch out, sisters.
14:35I'm pre...
14:38Keep going.
14:39Keep going.
14:39Watch out, sisters.
14:40I'm the queen, I'm the real prima donna.
14:44Head coach is gonna...
14:44Head cheerleader is gonna be me, Laquisha Keanu.
14:47Fuck.
14:57So, we're gonna move on.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:01Like...
15:01Like, when is this gonna be over?
15:04Okay, here we go.
15:06Tastes like burning.
15:10Basic witches, not wanted.
15:15What is happening?
15:17I'm lost.
15:18It was a domino effect.
15:20This person screwed up, and then this person screwed up, and then this person doesn't know
15:22what to do.
15:23It's a mess.
15:26Kenny, did you rehearse your team?
15:28I gotta tell you, in seven seasons of doing RuPaul's Drag Race, I've never seen a car crash
15:34like this before.
15:36I don't know what to tell you, ladies.
15:38This is not good.
15:41Everybody on my team is in deep shit right now.
15:52You ready for another day in paradise?
15:55This elimination day, and I'm feeling horrible.
15:58Yesterday, my team sucked.
16:00Worst day of my life.
16:01Like, if someone bring me a puppy, I wanna die.
16:04How we doing, Miss Jasmine?
16:06You know, I don't like to be like, I don't know my shit.
16:09Right.
16:09So, we're just like, fuck.
16:11Well, I think you just need to turn that gown out and give it to them.
16:14I was part of a team that was the worst in the whole entire history of Drag Race.
16:19But I know for a fact, this dress that I'm wearing is the best gown that ever walked down the
16:24runway of a drag race.
16:25Ever.
16:26I wouldn't be surprised if Ru got up right now and said, bitch, just because of that gown, girl, you're
16:31safe as fuck.
16:35Who the hell are you?
16:37I'm like, I'm tricking the towel.
16:38And they're like, who?
16:39They're like, who?
16:40Right, yeah.
16:41Yes.
16:42These young girls ain't been through nothing, and girl, it's getting on a bitch nerd.
16:47You have to kind of go through discovering what your aesthetic is.
16:49Everybody's talking about aesthetic.
16:51Girl, please, honey, find one.
16:55They don't even know who they are yet.
16:57They don't.
16:58What's that color one?
17:00What?
17:00Oh, violet.
17:01Yeah, that one.
17:02The old lavender.
17:03Tacky drag.
17:03Miss Kasha Davis, Jasmine, and Kennedy and myself, we just call ourselves the bitter old lady brigade, but we don't
17:10mean any harm, girl, except when we do.
17:14That's what worries me about some of the younger ones, is they don't get it.
17:16And then they get hit hard with what comes afterwards?
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20You know, people always go, girl, why do you take drag so seriously?
17:22You're not curing cancer.
17:23No, but I'm making it easier to live with.
17:25Right.
17:25Because this one woman came up, and we said, what are you celebrating?
17:27And she said, my bucket list.
17:29She had just gotten diagnosed with terminal cancer and wanted to go and see a drag show.
17:33They gave her two weeks to live.
17:35She came for a year.
17:36Oh, wow.
17:36And we were like, you know, one day she's just not going to show up, and she didn't.
17:40We found out she had been taken to hospice, so we put together the entire show, drove over to hospice,
17:45and gave that girl one last show.
17:47And stuff like that makes it worthwhile.
17:49Somebody needs that.
17:50Right.
17:50Every time you're on stage, you're ministering somebody some type of way.
17:55I just had a meltdown.
17:56Like, I broke down right there on stage, crying, acting a fool, and honey, if I have to lip sync,
18:02baby, I'm going to give that my all.
18:03Because I didn't come here to go home.
18:05I worked so hard to get here.
18:06This is my dreams and my goals.
18:09Everything is at stake right now.
18:10They're going to have to get security to escort me out, honey.
18:13It's going to be a real drag show, because they're going to drag me right on off the stage, because
18:16I ain't going home.
18:16Oh, my God.
18:17No, ma'am, no ham, no pam, no cauliflower, no cornbread, no green beans.
18:20I'm not going home.
18:21I'm not going home.
18:34Have a girl.
18:36Put the face in your walk.
18:38Head to toe.
18:39Let your whole body talk.
18:42And what?
18:45Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:48My wife, Michelle Visage.
18:51Thanks for being my beard for all these years.
18:53Please don't ever shave me.
18:56Sir Carson Kressley, are you ready to tame some shrews?
19:00Bring me the shrews.
19:03My favorite broke girl, and I know a lot of them.
19:06Kat Dennings is here.
19:07Oh my God, this is the best day of my life, Ru.
19:09And the spiciest girl of all, from America's Got Talent, Mel B.
19:15Welcome to my show, America's Got Drag Queen.
19:18I am so bloody excited, I cannot even tell you.
19:21This week, we challenged our queens to hamlet it up in two twisted Shakespeare classics.
19:27And tonight, they're ready to gag us with the hair on their chinny-chin-chin.
19:33Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best bearded woman win.
19:39Now, sissy that wow.
19:41Max.
19:42I love the beard.
19:44I'm trying to channel a little bit of Tim Burton, 1920s editorial, Salvador Dalí.
19:49Shush gay.
19:50Surely you joust.
19:53Ginger Minch.
19:54Is that a merkin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
19:57I am trying so hard to remain elegant with this beard, but I am selling it.
20:03Who knew I was the model?
20:04Serving Diesel Van Dyke.
20:07Trixie Mattel.
20:09Bearded for the gods.
20:10And Mrs. That Wow.
20:11Heavenly.
20:12It's like I just stepped out of an oil painting, and I'm taking him to church.
20:15And now, with wings.
20:17Is she a ZZ Top, or a ZZ Bottom?
20:20Mr. and Mrs. Kasha Davis.
20:24This isn't the bearded lady you see at the circus.
20:26She's a socialite with a lot of diamonds.
20:30Cruella de Pilatory.
20:32Jaden Dior Fierce.
20:34Miss Jackson, if you're hairy.
20:35I am serving bearded gladiator gothic fierceness on the runway, honey.
20:39Come on, bearded queen.
20:41All shade, all Mr. T.
20:43I pity the queen.
20:45Miss Fane.
20:46I want that waist and the outfit.
20:48This is my editorial take on the classic Harlequin look.
20:51I'm feeling stunning.
20:54What's so funny?
20:55She's like a cross between Ginger Grant and Ulysses S. Grant.
21:01LaGradia, Newark, Kennedy.
21:03The artist formerly known as Kennedy Davenport.
21:07My hair is deep-waved with my beard, honey.
21:10I'm feeling pissed.
21:13Use that beaver as a swiffer.
21:14If you've got a beaver, flaunt it.
21:16Right, Michelle?
21:17How do you think I got here?
21:20Katya, yowza, Babraham, Lincoln.
21:23I'm giving you Emancipation Proclamation realness.
21:26I'm coming for the South.
21:27I'm coming for the North.
21:29I'm coming for everybody.
21:30Don't go to the theater.
21:33Jasmine Masters.
21:35Oh.
21:36I need that dress.
21:39Look at this gown.
21:40Gag over it.
21:41There's nothing else you can do besides gag.
21:43It's very lumberjack cake.
21:45It's me, Jasmine.
21:46Oh, the shade of it all.
21:49Her.
21:50The devil made her do it.
21:52I am giving you paper mache bearded lady.
21:55She, devil.
21:56I love the I don't give a fuck walk.
21:59Not today, Satan.
22:01Candy hoe.
22:02Oh.
22:03Dr. Javag hoe.
22:05Yes.
22:06Who doesn't love a hairy boss?
22:08My husband.
22:08My look is kind of dark.
22:10I want them to see a darker side of me.
22:13Fu Manchu better work.
22:17Violet.
22:18Peggy Sue got hairy.
22:21I'm giving you 1956 Dior haute couture poses on point.
22:26Everything is to a tee.
22:27She's bringing her beard to the prom.
22:29Where's the pig blood?
22:32Coming up, ladies.
22:35You are all up for elimination.
22:45Welcome back, ladies.
22:47It's time to debut the greatest love story of all time.
22:52Romy and Juliet.
22:54Starring Team Max.
23:00In a world of charisma, uniqueness, talent, and nerve,
23:05two rival drag houses gonna get on they swerve.
23:11First day of school.
23:13House of Capulets gonna rule.
23:15Drag mother, who's that there?
23:17Do you know?
23:18Juliet?
23:19Pay her no mind.
23:20It's that skank, Romy-ho.
23:24Sof.
23:25But what light do break?
23:26I'm Juliet.
23:28But what's in a name?
23:29You can call me Cupcake.
23:31Okay?
23:32Chill out, you two.
23:33You're from enemy cruise.
23:35You'll get yourself banished if you hang with this flu.
23:39What did you say?
23:40Root-pologize, trolls.
23:42Calm down, Beyonce.
23:44Or I'll clock those back.
23:46Roll.
23:47The queen on queen rumble turned into a thriller.
23:50Meanwhile, later that night, at Juliet's villa.
23:53Wherefore art thou, Romy?
23:55Be still, sweet Juliet.
23:57But how is she, though?
24:01Romy, let's live forever.
24:03Do you fancy a shag?
24:05Yes, God.
24:06On your eleganza, I gag.
24:13Oh, girl, you're really gagging.
24:15Oh, wait.
24:16Status update, dad.
24:18Here we go.
24:18Oh, man, we never even got to Kai Kai.
24:25And with this death drop, I do die.
24:31Romy, girl, why?
24:38Teenage suicide.
24:40Don't do it.
24:43I just, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
24:46But, well done, ladies.
24:48Next up, McBitch, starring Team Kennedy Davenport.
24:57Here in Tuckahoe, it's the season of the witch.
25:00But none are as shady as Lady McBitch.
25:04Friends, drag queens, hunty men.
25:08I got something to say.
25:10Cheerleading tryouts are happening today.
25:13Watch out, sisters.
25:14I'm the real prima donna.
25:15Here, cheerleader's gonna be me.
25:16LaQuisha, Kiana.
25:18That's right.
25:19Girl, not on tonight.
25:20This is so not your gig.
25:21I'm Lady McBitch, and you're a pig in a wig.
25:24Hey, Hogwarts rejects, what's your prediction?
25:28If I'm not here, cheerleader is truly fan fiction.
25:31The spirits have spoken.
25:33We saw in a dream.
25:34Lady McBitch is the cheer team supreme.
25:38Wicked, please.
25:43Attention cheer trolls, let the tryouts begin.
25:47Start your engines.
25:48May the best Tuckahoe win.
25:53Basic witches, not wanted.
25:55Oh, sisters, I'm stressed.
25:57If I don't win, I may die.
25:59Try this, it'll help.
26:01It's Oprah's new chai.
26:03With a shot of drain cleaner.
26:05Well, all right, Mary McBitch.
26:07Give it a go, you're up first.
26:09Okay.
26:09Give me a T.
26:11Give me a U.
26:12Give me a...
26:15Bye.
26:20You ain't got an L-Y.
26:22You ain't got no alibi.
26:23You ugly.
26:24Tragic.
26:30Well, there you have it, ladies.
26:32Master Queef Theater.
26:34It was hard to watch.
26:36I'm trying to black it out.
26:40Coming up, I don't want to hear any goddamn excuses.
26:43Make it work.
26:49The reviews are in.
26:51And one production are all safe from elimination.
26:56Team Max, contractulations.
26:59Good luck, guys.
27:00Caden, to your fears.
27:02Kudos for working through your fears.
27:04Thank you, Ru.
27:05And for your dual role as team leader and the tallest Juliet in herstory.
27:12Max, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
27:16You've won two couture latex outfits from Siren Latex, a leader in latex fashion.
27:22This is the perfect ending to a good week.
27:25It feels grand.
27:26Now, get thee to a nunnery.
27:34Team Kennedy Davenport.
27:36You are all up for elimination.
27:41First up, Kennedy.
27:42I have to say the runway outfit is probably my least favorite of all of the contestants right now.
27:48Your performance.
27:49The fact that you were the team leader and your team was a disaster.
27:53What the hell happened?
27:54It was a shock to me as well.
27:56During your rehearsal, couldn't you sense that it wasn't even going right?
28:00Nobody knew their lines.
28:01Well, that was pretty evident.
28:04Moving on.
28:05Katya.
28:06You knew your lines.
28:07You delivered it okay.
28:08And for this group, that's a lot.
28:09Your choice on the runway tonight shows intelligent humor.
28:12The hair, the beard, the whole entire look.
28:14It's flawless for me.
28:16All right.
28:17Jasmine Masters.
28:18Oh, what a gorgeous gown.
28:20You just look unbelievable, and I'm sure that dress weighs 100 pounds.
28:24Yes, it does.
28:25Your beard is the most disturbing to me, and it looks almost like a chin strap.
28:29I don't glue stuff to my face.
28:30The slightest thing would break me out, so I just didn't want to take that chance and put something on
28:34my face,
28:34and then I'm getting rushed to the hospital because my skin broke out.
28:41Your Shakespearean performance, it wasn't really fun watching you because we could kind of see that you were having a
28:45hard time with it.
28:46I knew my lines, but my lines were not coming out how they should have.
28:49You did not know your lines.
28:51Next up, Pearl.
28:53Your look makes a statement, and you're the only one that actually used some really creative materials.
28:58You were a cheerleading coach, and you were, like, lifeless and borderline dead.
29:04I like borderline dead.
29:06I find it great.
29:07Once.
29:08I've only seen it once.
29:10I mean, it was rough.
29:11The domino effect was real.
29:13But you had the first word.
29:14Yeah.
29:15So if you're going to have a domino effect, then you started it.
29:17Yeah.
29:17Sorry.
29:18Thanks.
29:20Next up, Candy Ho.
29:21Hello.
29:22Yay on the contouring.
29:25Don't think I haven't noticed.
29:26You changed your face, and it shows.
29:29It's pretty, and now we see you.
29:30I know.
29:31Isn't that funny?
29:31That's the irony, and today she wears a friggin' beard.
29:33For the beard challenge, she got rid of the beard.
29:36In the Shakespeare bit, I liked the nerdy kind of twist you did with the tape on the glasses.
29:41I think you did a fantastic job.
29:43Next up, Violet Chachki.
29:45I love that Dior silhouette, girl.
29:47You look very elegant and pretty.
29:49And that's hard to do with a full beard.
29:51Yeah.
29:52Lady McBitch just fell flat.
29:55How can anyone be crap at being a bitch?
29:57It was a hard day.
29:58It was a rough day for everybody.
29:59Why is everyone saying a rough day?
30:01Haven't we all had rough days where we just have to pull it out and just deal with it and
30:04be professional?
30:08I'll say this.
30:09I specifically remember turning to Kennedy and saying, should we run it as a group?
30:13And she shot me down and said, no.
30:15And I think that was the root of our problem.
30:17I'll take responsibility as a leader, but as far as taking correction, I'm not going to take that blame.
30:25You know, FYI for all of you girls up there, I don't want to hear any goddamn excuses.
30:31Be prepared.
30:32We didn't have time to be rehearsed.
30:34Make it work.
30:35Make it work.
30:36Fucking make it happen.
30:37I don't want to hear any goddamn excuses anymore.
30:45Having said that, my children, while you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
30:53Just between us Spice Girls, what do you think?
30:57Let's start with Kennedy Davenport.
30:59It just looked like she had some old pubes laying around and she glued them to her face and that
31:02was it.
31:03As a performer.
31:04Lesbian.
31:05As a sesbius.
31:06I heard that about you.
31:07What a mistake to not run the play as a group.
31:11It was a mess from top to bottom.
31:14I don't like messy bottoms.
31:17Katya.
31:17She was one who was consistently delivering.
31:20I think she's always ready, willing, and able.
31:24Jasmine Masters.
31:25As a fan of the show, like the biggest fan of all time, it's so frustrating when you watch someone
31:30talented get in their own way so much and they can't pull out of it.
31:34You have to work.
31:35You have to make it work.
31:35Yes.
31:35Work.
31:36Work it out.
31:37I don't know what it is, but I really like Jasmine.
31:41All right.
31:42Let's move on to Pearl.
31:44Her role.
31:45I think she was trying to be like a couture football player.
31:49The pants had this big gaping crotch thing that kept growing up in my eyes.
31:53Yeah.
31:53Then when the lines came, it was like, hark.
31:55Who goes there?
31:57This performance brought to you by lithium.
32:00Candy Ho.
32:01This is going to sound shocking, but I actually enjoyed her hairy box.
32:05Immensely.
32:05She did seem like one of the only people having a good time.
32:09She's an enigma.
32:11Wait, what did you call me?
32:12You better watch it.
32:15Violet Chachki.
32:16I don't want to be a mickbitch about it.
32:18However, she's the one I remember the least.
32:21Come on.
32:22We can all be a bitch.
32:24She wasn't.
32:25Rude.
32:27Silence.
32:28I've made my decision.
32:29Bring back my Shakespeare's.
32:37Welcome back, ladies.
32:38I've made some decisions.
32:42Candy Ho.
32:42You're safe.
32:46Katya.
32:47You're safe, Mr. President.
32:50Jasmine Masters.
32:52Your Shakespeare performance was a tragedy.
32:56I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:01Violet Chachki.
33:03You're safe.
33:07Kennedy Davenport, you were team leader.
33:10And heavy is the head that wears the crown.
33:14Pearl, you've been sleepwalking.
33:17Consider tonight your wake-up call.
33:20Wake up, Pearl.
33:23Wake up.
33:25Pearl.
33:28You're safe.
33:32Kennedy, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
33:37I don't want to go up against Jasmine.
33:40That's my sister, you know.
33:41We have a bond.
33:43Two queens stand before me.
33:46Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:56The time has come.
33:58For you to lip-sync for your life.
34:04Good luck and don't fuck it up.
34:10I was gonna cancel until you reminded me of what I do.
34:17Now I sleep clear up.
34:19My best friend is a mirror look by me.
34:22And I see all the things I've been through.
34:25Just how about that?
34:27I didn't want a lip-sync for your smile, sister.
34:30But I want to show the world what I can do.
34:32Unless you go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
34:40I got up, but I don't have this thing.
34:44Who cares what you know?
34:45Don't lie about him, ain't no way, sure.
34:48It's so hard to watch.
34:49Two of my best duties in this competition.
34:52Going at it, knowing that one of them is going to go home.
35:10Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:18Kennedy Davenport.
35:20Shantae, you stay.
35:23You may join the other girls.
35:29Jasmine girl, you are a prima donna and a true diva.
35:34I know that's right.
35:35And you best to believe them.
35:38Now, sashay away.
35:46If it had been another girl that sent me home, I would have been pissed off about it.
35:50But knowing that I lost to my sister, Kennedy, I'm walking away from this experience happy.
35:55I know she's going to knock the rest of these bitches out.
35:57No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.
36:01My queens, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you going to love somebody else?
36:07Can I get an amen up in here all?
36:08Amen.
36:08Now, if music be the food of love.