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00:00Oh, my fucking God.
00:04Girl, I just sent Briar Blush home, and I'm gagging.
00:08What a day.
00:09I'm faked, and I'm gapped.
00:11There's moments of Briar that I will be missing.
00:13I do think she means well.
00:15I do think she's misunderstood.
00:17But Kenya gotcha, girl.
00:20Actually, I changed my mind.
00:21Keep recording me.
00:23P.S. I like you guys.
00:25To see Briar leave now feels like a wake-up call.
00:27That confidence and chutzpah are really only going to take you so far.
00:33In the middle of judging, her passing out was insane.
00:37I've made my decision.
00:39The bestie who wore it best is...
00:43She's going down.
00:44Medic.
00:45Quick sticks back down.
00:47Just breathe.
00:48Breathe.
00:48Do I call?
00:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49Just breathe.
00:50Oh, my God.
00:52Do you think she saw the writing on the wall and kind of knew her fate and it caught up to her?
00:57Going up there and getting negative critiques, I can only imagine what was going through her mind, through her body, through everything while that was happening.
01:04But she's also the kind of person that is a tough cookie to crack.
01:06We're getting to the point where, like, it's wearing you down.
01:10It didn't seem fake to me.
01:11If it is, I don't know, maybe I'm very gullible.
01:13I don't know.
01:14Please don't scam me.
01:15But thank God that I was able to show the judges how good of a performer I am.
01:19Being in this position is heart-wrenching.
01:23But when the please effect comes into motion, bitch, it's over.
01:28I would like to think the girls are, ooh, she's sickening.
01:32I'm scared to go against her.
01:34But, girl, I don't think I really shook anybody.
01:36I have to pull myself up on the bootstraps, undoubtedly, to build myself back up from my bottom placement.
01:42Ugh.
01:43Congratulations to Vita!
01:45Yeah!
01:47To be on the bottom last week and to now be victorious and win this week, I feel fucking good.
01:52Vita is quiet, but that bitch is a silent killer.
01:56She's holding her cards really close, and she's more than just a design girl.
02:00That bitch, she has layers to her.
02:02We did have some unexpected bottom placements.
02:05You were a little cracked.
02:06What were you thinking?
02:07I, I'm gagged, honestly.
02:10What was confusing to me was the judges going, we love your outfit, but we hate your walk.
02:16And then Rue going, I love your walk, but you weren't selling the outfit.
02:20So it's like, well, what was it?
02:22Who the fuck knows?
02:23This discord is plucked boots, bitch.
02:27Apparently black, chunky, ugly-ass boots.
02:30I was a little sour.
02:32I really thought I had it.
02:34I thought I had a better presentation and a better garment.
02:37Rue told Athena that she wore it best, but she saw it from afar.
02:40I wouldn't necessarily say who had the better outfit.
02:43I was just basing on what you would wear personally, and I would wear Athena's.
02:48I would wear Athena's too.
02:49Okay.
02:49Girl, an asymmetric gown.
02:52I think Darlene's has a more couture element to it, whereas I think this one is a pretty
02:58gown.
02:59Oh, it's not a pretty gown.
03:02Where were you going to get it?
03:03Like this is because the bottom is hemmed in line.
03:05You know what?
03:06I think you did better.
03:07Athena's mind is imploding, like the Death Star.
03:11Like we found the target and it's just, but she's so easy to piss off.
03:15It's actually kind of fun.
03:16Before we all pass out like Briar, what if we get our makeup off?
03:19Discord is feeling spicy still.
03:22Okay.
03:22This is a pressure cooker for sure, and true feelings do come out.
03:26Getting this drag off my body.
03:28I'm just trying to wonder, like, are any of us really friends here?
03:31When it comes down to it, it's all fun and games until you're put against each other.
03:34Then what?
03:35And honestly, all's fair in love and war.
03:36And Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:41And I still stand.
03:42I still stand.
03:43That Mandy still won that lipstick.
03:45Still won that lipstick.
03:46Good morning.
03:48Yeah.
03:48It's a new day in the workroom.
03:50I have to do something different.
03:51So you know what?
03:52I put on some color.
03:53Discord, you're looking extra bright and shipper this morning.
03:55Look at you in yellow.
03:57Being in the bottom really broke Discord.
03:59I think having my interestingly bottom placement that was not called for put a little fire in my personality.
04:08I'm turning over a new leaf.
04:10I'm going to be in the top this week.
04:11I'm going to be bright and shiny and talkative.
04:14But sometimes when you turn over a new leaf, isn't it the same way?
04:16The same thing.
04:17Yeah.
04:17Discord wearing color.
04:19It's like when Wednesday Addams tries to smile.
04:24Last week, we all got critiqued.
04:26So some of us were safe bottom.
04:28Some of us were safe tops.
04:30Listen, safe bottom.
04:32It's very responsible, okay?
04:33Not too much on safe bottoms.
04:36As cozy as safe is, hopefully we can, I don't know, shine a little brighter this week.
04:41I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:42I'm not going to squabble this opportunity.
04:44Can't squabble this opportunity.
04:46Bitch, I went to school in Florida and I still know what squabble means.
04:49Squabble meets the fight.
04:50I mean, but it makes sense because Florida hoes, we fight it, okay?
04:52Oh my God.
04:54Girl.
04:55Oh my God.
04:57Girl.
04:57She's not ready to have her.
05:00Oh.
05:01Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
05:03Roo-rule number 17.
05:04Oh.
05:05If you can't judge yourself, how the hell are you going to judge somebody else?
05:11Oh.
05:12Oh no.
05:13Oh no.
05:15Hello, hello, hello.
05:17Hi, my room.
05:20Good morning, Queens.
05:21Good morning.
05:22it is judgment day but this week queens are doing it to whom each other what do you mean
05:32get ready for the raider queen talent show oh my god part one part one
05:39this week half of you will take the stage to perform a show-stopping talent number
05:47and the other half will watch and rate the performances the raider queen results will
05:53determine the tops and bottoms of the week guys they got prior left yay raider queen i have a
06:04suspicion that in a cast like this where so many people are coming in with pre-existing relationships
06:10that is going to have to affect the way that people are voting the top two queens will lip-sync
06:16for the win and the bottom queen will lip-sync for her life against next week's bottom from the
06:23raider queen talent show part two now i'll let you all decide who performs which week and the
06:30performance order why are you doing that my power gee raider queen is back but i have a strategy
06:38and as long as we can stick to it i think everything will be okay vita von teese as last week's maxi
06:45challenge winner you get to pick which week you'd like to perform now listen you all have a lot to
06:52figure out yeah you're telling us so don't fuck it up racers start your engines and may the best drag
07:01queen win
07:02y'all wanted a twist day i am fully expecting that there are going to be a lot of whispers around the
07:09room a lot of i've got you you've got me i'm expecting this to get messy y'all about to be some shady
07:16bitches this week's challenge is the talent show but it's not just your average talent show we're
07:28doing raider queen why are we raiding a queen in the middle of the season that don't make no sense
07:34we know each other there's friendships there's lovers i don't know there's barbecues bitch i don't
07:40no i hate raider queen okay i just didn't come here to be judged by y'all no shade it's true it's
07:46like i came here i came here to have rupaul and the judges like tell me what's going on right not
07:50my competitors raider queen is hard because you know do we play it realistic do we do a little
07:55strategy with it like jane you've been in the top every week like wouldn't it be convenient to put
08:00you lower in the rank i feel like nobody's gonna say this to my face but i do feel like if there is an
08:04opportunity to rank me lower i think that there are definitely people in here who will take the
08:10opportunity to do so i plan to be judged by rupaul but now i am going to be judged by a bunch of
08:21bitches from florida who can't read so we're kind of i'm feeling a little thrown what do we think is
08:29going to be going on in the room i feel like the dancers in the room juicy i'm assuming she'll
08:34do something with her like dancing and stuff yeah mia mia is just choreography down um what
08:40about you um i'm reading a poem okay i was like okay we're gonna like trauma dump a little bit
08:46fun everybody loves trauma bombing yeah sierra doing a poem for her talent show is very ballsy she's such
08:54a creator she sees things outside of the box like she is a threat you're doing what i am referencing
09:01a performance that i do out in the real world so i'm doing a little storytelling number it's kind
09:05of this little viral moment that i had and i'm kind of repackaging it and doing so exactly which
09:10one it is oh you do i know nini from this video that went viral on the internet where she was a
09:16praying mantis it was really crazy it got like four million views like i always wanted to see it live
09:21so because what i'm thinking it is okay okay maybe maybe maybe you're just doing the mantis
09:25yeah do we feel like doing something that everybody's already seen counts against her
09:30don't you want to show something new right what else do you do besides the bugs
09:34i am doing a little one-two okay dance um from an original song um i'm thinking week one
09:43okay work thinking baby i'd rather perform this week let's go ahead and snatch the band-aid off
09:49it's a lot of nerves in me right now so let's just go ahead and get this over with you're doing
09:53flag for yours yeah so i'm doing like an original song it's like it's like a bad i'm i start off
09:56from a spoken word then i go into a puck then i do a fan bitch i'm trying to do everything in the
10:01kitchen sink bitch i don't want to go against you because i am dancing bitch i have to be compared
10:06to her fucking dancing yeah and then you have to be compared to your dancing it kind of boils down to
10:11who do you want to judge you and who do you want to be in a group with i'm coming out of not being
10:17chosen at all for the q girl group challenge well shit now these bitches that didn't choose me that
10:23don't see it for me as a performer as a dancer or whatever it is now they're going to judge me and
10:27possibly be the reason i go home i would like to be you know separate from juicy yeah yeah so where does
10:32that put me as your sister like should me and juicy be in the same week if we're on opposite teams and
10:38you're going to get one and two i wish there was another one of me so we could balance it out but
10:43it wouldn't make sense for all three of us about the same team hell no as we all know bitch i was
10:46just sitting at the bottom i have no other choice but to put some numbers on the board girl like i
10:51need something to get me to dig me out the bottom i'll be willing to vote whatever you vote so then
10:56she could be the other me and then i'll put i'll put them one and two if y'all really agree because
11:01if i find out in the right of shit i'm gonna fight y'all this is gonna come out eventually you think
11:04i'm gonna lie to your face you know i got you bitch when my girls come first okay okay okay
11:09well then i then yeah juicy juicy yeah um could you come here please honey strategy better be at
11:17the top of everyone's list i don't care if i want to play fair i want to compete against the best girl
11:22shut up play the motherfucking game if you want to go this week if i go this week as well and then me
11:28and kenya could be in week two and put y'all two in our top two spots perfect you can put us in your top
11:31two spots when it comes to rate a queen it feels like all bets are off can i borrow you two yes
11:39i will be back immediately i'm thinking okay is there an opportunity for an alliance potentially
11:46so i'm thinking perhaps there could be a glam alliance a little strategic maneuver because all of us is still here
11:59yes we are the only group that still has everybody here this is true and i love all of us me too
12:04i mean i don't mind that i don't mind that but athena then glam
12:09sure if you're cool with that yeah cool so
12:14the ponytail getting tight girl my ponytail getting tight honey girl my low ballerina bun bitch
12:23is getting real tight over here girl well i was like girl i have i'll say girl i can definitely
12:28promise you a top placement as well in the top half bitch are there too
12:33this is stressful nene mikey
12:38i'm being requested goodbye interesting so glam is the only q pop group that still has everyone here
12:49oh that's so fierce so well and it feels correct so i was thinking the glam alliance
12:55oh my god because if we split ourselves up
12:59the two weeks we can support each other for top placements each week
13:04oh my god we have the numbers we do have the numbers
13:07we have five divas i wasn't even really thinking about voting
13:10with alliances it kind of reminded me oh yeah there's a bunch of other people playing different
13:15games so maybe i do need to vote with glam pack
13:18we're the only q pop group that has all of their divas still here
13:21is that a good thing or bad thing
13:22that's a great thing
13:23well yeah
13:24if we split ourselves three and two
13:26oh
13:26oh oh oh my god yes we thought this game was checkers maybe this is chess
13:323d chess 3d chess most of y'all are dumb assholes and don't know how to play chess so listen
13:36we're gonna swing the vote for our glam sisters
13:39we're gonna try i'm gonna try my best because i've already made
13:43what other promises have you made are you gonna stay loyal
13:47sister i am where are your alliances falling
13:51where are your alliances falling
13:53stop this fact you fucking fact
13:55we're trying to figure out how we're gonna keep glam here as long as possible
14:00okay we'll talk
14:01but i'm also hoping i can trust the deons with my faith
14:05stakes are high
14:06bitch it is getting
14:07girl the stakes are so high i saw a cow walk by
14:09we got cows
14:10like girl it is too much
14:12i want to get some tea
14:13girl
14:14i kind of start to take notice if there's other whispers happening and then at that point i'm like okay game on
14:19i need to figure out what everybody else's general direction is because i'm like less concerned of who's on my week and more about who's watching and understands my pov
14:31you're thinking week two yeah athena is also talking about week two and i am very comfortable with going today and i feel like you'll be fine and we can make sure you're fine love that i'm a little nervous that maybe the other girls won't necessarily see my act as a talent but i already know that i want week one because i kind of get the feeling that i might be taken care of
14:46i do want to judge fairly but i'm also at a point where i do feel the like shark fins in the water around me a bit
15:05as we're getting further along there are starting to be some like personality shifts you know what i mean or some temperatures being turned up
15:13yeah so i have spoken to you yeah
15:16oh sorry i'm coming in i was liking the temperature being turned up
15:20everyone's playing their game
15:22all right i was like yeah i was like okay i just got swatted
15:26i'll leave
15:27like this is this is crazy
15:30talk to me
15:32what's the team what are the birdies saying
15:34i don't know there's a lot of talk a lot of people making deals
15:37obviously you're my priority and i want you in the top
15:39i'm not being shy about anything i think it's no secret that like
15:42i'm gonna put you in the number one spot
15:44and if somebody has a problem afterwards and say well you didn't play fair
15:46i'm gonna look at them straight in the eye and say
15:48did you really think i was gonna put my daughter less
15:50because you did a better job
15:52that's where i stand and i'm pretty fine with that
15:56agreed
15:57agreed
15:58we are the most hated girls in my hand
16:00there goes congeniality
16:01all right let's figure this out ladies
16:06we're all headed to the couch to duke it out to figure out who's performing on week one
16:10who's performing on week one who's performing on week two and i can see the wheels turning
16:15people are thinking about who's performing in week two that'll vote for me in week one and i'm not gonna lie i'm thinking the same thing
16:22what do we think is the fairest way to do this should we each say which week we prefer and go from there
16:27i think it'll be best to raise hands so we can all get a visual of who prefers to go with which week
16:31okay week one preference divas
16:34the glam group talk to each other and they're like well let's help each other out but that is a lot of people for an alliance
16:42so as soon as i see all the dancers in one group i go
16:47hell no
16:48i'll go i think it'll be too
16:50so we have nini, vita, mia, juicy, darlene, and sierra all want to go week one
16:56how many is that?
16:57six
16:58six
16:59okay let's go with that
17:00all right
17:01oh
17:02love
17:03let's go with that
17:04okay
17:05nini is thinking about it
17:07yeah i'm on the fence
17:08yeah
17:09i'm torn between going in week one or week two because i'm really nervous and i just want to get it over with
17:15but at the same time i might have a better chance to win if i go week two because i won't be fighting all the dancing divas
17:20i know that's not the lane that i'm trying to be in but i'm not sure if i can compete with that
17:24nini are you comfortable with that?
17:26i think so
17:27are you on the fence or how are you feeling?
17:29yeah i could go either way
17:31i'm just
17:32yeah
17:33let's go with it
17:34wait i'll go week two
17:36nini i swear to fucking god i just sat here and fucking asked you
17:41what week you wanted to go
17:43what you didn't yell
17:44fuck i did not mean to yell
17:45girl i'm trying to help you out
17:47bitch you're worried about me not voting for you
17:49how imma vote for you bitch if we're on the same week
17:51like america does that make sense?
17:53so what are you doing?
17:54nini you can go week two i think in like line up i think that is good
17:58that means there's three glam sisters in week two
18:01and two glam sisters in week one
18:03my odds seem pretty good with that alliance
18:05we'll give you a second to decide
18:07okay
18:08oh my god
18:09i can't tell if this is a strategy thing
18:12like is nini crunching the numbers in real time?
18:16does she just not know what the fuck she wants to do?
18:18is she nervous about going in the same week as somebody?
18:21does she have an alliance with somebody?
18:23i don't know what the fuck we need to do
18:24nini you can leave
18:25yeah
18:26not nini go home
18:27i was kind of settling on week two so that i could vote for glam
18:32but i'm starting to feel like not everybody's on the same page about this glam pact
18:35and i just have to look out for myself
18:37i think i would rather get it over with
18:39let's go week one
18:41okay
18:42well we have officially
18:44rupaul are you listening?
18:46week one
18:47talent show
18:48nini
18:49vita
18:50juicy
18:51mia
18:52and darlene mitchell
18:53okay
18:54yeah
18:55week two of our talent show
18:57discord
18:58jane
18:59kenya
19:00mikey meeks
19:01and athena
19:03sisters how are we feeling?
19:04feeling good
19:05it's a talent show y'all
19:07i can't wait to rate a queen
19:10the shadiness
19:11now that it's already decided i'm second guessing if i made the right choice
19:14but the decision has been made
19:16we're gonna suffer the consequences
19:18let's get ready to rumble
19:20let's get ready to rumble for the season 18 talent stroatravaganza
19:26how do y'all feel that the talent show is happening so much later in the competition
19:31we're deep in it
19:33i think it's fun i think it raises the stakes a little bit
19:35we also all know each other a bit more already like it's not exactly a first impression
19:40is anybody's talent completely different than what they've been showing us?
19:43i feel like sierra are you this is the first time you're getting like more dramatic right?
19:47yeah mine is pretty serious
19:49the poem that i wrote for my talent is personal and it's vulnerable and raw
19:54and it's a scary thing to share this piece of me with my sisters that maybe i haven't opened up about yet
20:01this is something that is really real and raw and important and so i want to share that today
20:06i think megami had the same thought
20:08you're right but she had an unsteamed flag and not an original lyric in sight so
20:13protect queer art
20:15feels like a risk that i probably would not take personally
20:17i come from a drag family
20:21where the talent show is very triggering
20:25i have residual trauma around trying to do something unexpected for the talent show
20:36i don't know that sierra is the person i think can pull this off
20:41how are you feeling?
20:43i'm good
20:44you went first
20:45i wanted week one i kinda just wanted to get her done
20:48i can relate to that a lot
20:50um but like based on like the chatter you were like wanting week two right?
20:54well luckily you juicy and mia are on team one
20:59right
21:00so hopefully
21:02yeah
21:03y'all love me enough to place me somewhere in the upper crest of the competition
21:07you know what i mean because between you and me that's what i'm gonna do
21:10you know it's a competition and it's already not fair that we're gonna be judged by the other girls
21:15i don't think that's fair so hey you gotta play the game how you play it
21:19i think a lot of a lot of energy has been working under the surface
21:23it's gonna come to life
21:27but it is the name of the game girl
21:29that's what it is girl
21:32i am having second thoughts about performing in week one
21:35because my decision was based off of taking care of athena
21:40i have to go against juicy and nini's in my group as well
21:43and that bitch is fierce competition
21:44girls this talent show is about to be fierce bitch
21:48you ready to break a lash
21:50break a lash tighten those tucks and get ready
21:52to the main stage of rupaul's drag race
21:59she's been playing rate of queen for 15 seasons
22:03it's michelle visage
22:04and you know what i ain't been wrong yet
22:07well
22:08the hilarious ross matthews
22:10now ross have you ever been rated
22:13well i recently got two thumbs up my butt
22:16and our extra special guest judge international pop sensation zara larson
22:24ru i got one thing to say to you
22:30literally translated from swedish
22:31don't shit in the blue cupboard
22:33which of course means don't fuck it up
22:36aww i love it
22:38i wish you would have told me about five minutes ago
22:40don't check the blue cupboard
22:42don't check the blue cupboard
22:44this week we put the queens in charge for the rate of queen talent show part one
22:49and tonight on the runway
22:50and tonight on the runway
22:51category is
22:52not today satin
22:56racers start your engines
22:57and may the best drag queen win
23:04category is
23:06not today satin
23:08up first
23:09sierra miss
23:10aww rosemary's baby is all growed up
23:12yet she has her father's horns and her mother's hooves
23:16we're not just wearing satin
23:18we are satan
23:20for any of you seamstresses out there
23:22satin we know she's a bitch
23:24so this dress she was a demon from hell to make
23:27i'm always giving a little bit of fashion with a little bit of horror
23:31get into the devil wears sierra
23:33never trust a girl who wears cloven hooves
23:37up next juicy love dion
23:39i'm in the mood for roughage
23:41how's your head
23:43i'm lettuce
23:45for this runway look my designer and i have decided to take satin into this gorgeous carnivorous plant
23:53i'm just showing the judges every angle of this perfect outfit
23:57it's very structured
23:58very tall
23:59a little difficult to walk in
24:00but guess what
24:01i look fucking incredible
24:03feed me seymour
24:05uh venus your flytrap is open
24:08nene coco
24:10oh i'm seeing stars
24:12i wonder if she's ever helped a lost semen
24:14oh a few
24:15oh lots
24:16satin is a material that i hate working with
24:18hate working with
24:19so this is a commission from another drag artist that i love
24:21it's my first time wearing a look created by somebody else and they brought the vision to life
24:25a hundred percent
24:26my drag has always felt high femme alien creature-esque vibe
24:30but this time i feel exceptionally out of this world bitch
24:34word on the street is nene gives good coral
24:36mmm
24:37mmm
24:39Vita Von Teese
24:41she earns everything
24:43you heard of the emerald city
24:44uh huh
24:45well them some emerald titties
24:46yes
24:47thank you very much
24:48i am gliding down this runway as gracefully as i know how as if i am floating on air
24:55full glamorous head to toe look and emerald green mikado satin gold jewels draped across my bosom emerald green eleganza
25:04i didn't know we had a golden glove winner here
25:07make it a double change
25:09i always do
25:10Darlene Mitchell
25:13hope she's bringing a casserole
25:15ruched for his pleasure
25:19this is a major departure in terms of what is my usual drag aesthetic
25:24i can't help but to tear this skirt off
25:26this is cinderella after she got to the ball
25:29and in true Darlene fashion reveal this cute little satin party dress
25:33cute little satin party dress
25:34i've taken the critique about the shoes and i upgraded or downgraded
25:39but they are satin so i feel like they fit the brief
25:41she didn't lose her glass slipper
25:43she lost her virginity
25:45mama said you're gonna be a star
25:48a me a star
25:49oh beau you didn't
25:51oh christmas came early
25:53all over her tits
25:54this look to me is very special because my drag mother made this and i'm just so happy that i'm able to bring a piece of her with me along this journey
26:04i am wearing the finest red satin tit to ankle
26:07i am the tree top
26:08on that christmas tree baby
26:10the biggest bowl
26:11bow tie pasta
26:14what i love about mia
26:16she's really present
26:18mikey meek
26:20i think her ribbon is slightly erect
26:23mikey meek stars in the lady wore satin
26:28satin
26:29i am wrapped with this icy blue satin ribbon
26:32i'm giving over the top glamour
26:34this is one of my favorite outfits
26:36i'm selling it like it is the ultimate showstopper
26:40little leather and satin
26:42is that what you call michelle and i
26:43uh-huh
26:44leather and satin
26:45yeah
26:46you're the leather obviously
26:47no actually michelle is the leather
26:48oh darn it
26:49Athena Dion
26:51two words
26:53think pink
26:54i'm giving an homage to one of my favorite movies of all time
26:57to wang fu
26:58chichi rodriguez
26:59i've got my pink satin turban on
27:01my look is completely made of satin
27:03and i can't say the same for some of the other girls on the runway
27:06tell me this pink isn't the most shocking color you've ever seen
27:09and the rhinestone placement
27:10just kiss honey
27:12i finished with the bedroom
27:14now let me get to the kitchen
27:16yes
27:17the question remains
27:19can you please her
27:20terracotta's terrahotta
27:23they're not satin pillows mother
27:25they're called breasts
27:27i'm feeling my island girl vibe
27:29ready for vacation
27:30i'm feeling really satiny
27:31but most of all bitch i'm feeling grateful
27:33the designer was not able to give me my outfit on time
27:36i did not have anything
27:38so jane gave me this oversized coat that just so happened
27:41to be made completely out of satin that can fit me
27:43and girl i slowed it up and made it into this dress honey
27:45it is giving me a little thanksgiving realness
27:47but jane thank you so much you saved my life bitch
27:49well she's definitely an autumn
27:52up next jane don't
27:54oh she's a dirty birdie
27:56take that bjork
27:58i'm walking down the runway giving very woman with a bird on her vibes
28:04i've had this bird for a few years her name is denise she's a wife a mother and she's looking to get back out there
28:11this look is very jane fashiony and grandiose and also kind of silly
28:18that's gonna be delicious tonight
28:19mmhmm
28:20you know fry me up some and put some of that hot honey on it
28:23hot stuff off
28:25discord
28:27atoms
28:28oh she's so extra extra
28:30you know her favorite section of the paper
28:32what is it?
28:33the hobituary
28:34i wanted to look like i just rolled out of the dumpster covered in every single satin dress i've ever been thrown away
28:41i have custom printed satin newspaper against my chest like the wind has just smacked it against me
28:48i am strutting down the runway and as i make my way back the train is now my own personal runway
28:54why don't you come over here and bury the lead
29:01welcome to part one of the raider queen talent show
29:09first up she's poetry in motion
29:13it's sierra mist
29:16i hate myself today
29:18this nothing i've become
29:20this hard yet weak this cold this bleak this nothing
29:23this nothing i've become
29:25it points
29:26to rearrange
29:27endure the growing pains of change
29:29i ask myself
29:30could i be more than this nothing i've become
29:32my mind goes blank
29:34bones break
29:36turn to liquid
29:38unformed
29:39will i survive
29:40to be revived
29:41so i might be reformed
29:42as someone happy
29:44someone kind
29:45someone who i recognize
29:47spark is built upon the shards
29:49of their life reclaimed
29:51and suddenly it comes flooding back
29:53the light i once knew
29:55remembering how to smile
29:57i feel its warmth as i break through reborn
30:00hey
30:01and for the first time in a long time i know who i am
30:05this power
30:06this joy
30:07this strength
30:08this love
30:09this beauty i've become
30:11this love
30:12it was a very beautiful performance but i don't know if i fully got the message
30:21the poem
30:23it's like full sigourney weaver alien situation but about hating yourself
30:30okay
30:31up next
30:33up next
30:34ready player one
30:35it's juicy love dion
30:37wait what does this button do
30:39the juicy experience is loading in three two one
30:43manufactured in miami not available in stores
30:46she's the brand new fresh edition with the custom i8 core
30:50pixel perfect princess always landing on her toes
30:53when she steps onto the stage she lets everybody know
30:56juicy i8 that
30:57you see that i8 that
30:59juicy i8 that
31:01you see that i8 that
31:03juicy i8 that
31:04you see that i8 that
31:06juicy i8 that
31:07juicy i8 that
31:08you see that i8 that
31:10controllers up
31:12are you ready for the combo
31:14up up triangle
31:15did you like that split
31:17now lets try high kick
31:18left right and hold
31:20are you ready for the big one bro
31:22press the big red
31:24i8 that
31:26juicy i8 that
31:28you see that i8 that
31:30juicy i8 that
31:31oh my god plug her
31:32there's juicy the system
31:36that's your granddaughter
31:41i'm so proud of
31:43juicy is a star honey she comes from the athena dion academy for young aspiring artists and she served it
31:48just incredible sweetie like amazing this is why i'm happy i chose week two
31:57up next this bitch is buggin it's nene coco a female crane mantis is a formidable creature she's strong she's large well not that large but she is agile
32:16bitch do the ground off back handspring and i'm like juicy you better watch out bitch
32:23to the male mantis she's quite the turn on he might be looking for a mate
32:29but she might be making his head her next meal
32:34you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
32:37you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
32:41you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
32:44i'm hungry and you're naughty
32:48you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
32:51i think i killed the mother mantis performance
32:58you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
33:02you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
33:13i think i killed the mother mantis performance
33:16you wanna make me a mother well i wanna make you dinner
33:19the judges were laughing
33:20i'm confident in the performance i'm not confident that my sisters are gonna vote me fairly
33:24note to self don't go on a date with nene
33:28up next let's get physical with vita vontistar
33:33alright girl ain't nobody working out for hell
33:36we're doing this for the snacks
33:39are those sneakers
33:41now if you want that cookie
33:44you gotta do that bamma
33:46bamma
33:47baby
33:55first bend your knees
33:56kick on your back
33:57turn around
33:58pop it like that
33:59step to the left
34:00step to the right
34:01throw your arms
34:01but keep it tight
34:02bounce two times
34:03and spin real quick
34:04kick, lean back
34:05hit the quick flick
34:06know but that rookie girl
34:07don't give a look
34:07and that's how you do
34:08the bamama
34:10tails
34:11tails
34:13tails
34:14tails
34:16That cookie, sweet, sweet, that cookie, high, high.
34:20You make a big bite, and then you just bite.
34:25That cookie.
34:26That cookie.
34:28That cookie.
34:30That cookie.
34:32Hey-oh.
34:37Did you forget the words?
34:39I couldn't tell.
34:40Seems like it.
34:41Vida, Vida, Vida.
34:42I love Vida, but it's given a little geriatric workout video.
34:46I'm confused and I'm worried now.
34:49Up next, grab a tool and start banging.
34:54It's Darlene Mitchell.
34:56Hey there, Miss RuPaul.
34:57Oh, and hey, Michelle.
34:58The name's Darlene Mitchell.
35:00And despite what you might think, I'm actually pretty handy.
35:03Now listen close, because I'm about to teach y'all a thing or two about proper mounting.
35:06Finding a stud, good wood, and the perfect screw.
35:10Hit it!
35:11If it's light and it's small, doesn't carry weight at all, I use a nail.
35:14For a frame, for a plaque, once it's in it, we'll come back.
35:16I use a nail.
35:17Feeling too tight?
35:19Push with all your might.
35:20And if you feel it slipping, give it a good gripping.
35:22But sometimes, you just need something more.
35:25Something solid to endure.
35:28Like if it's heavy and it's tall like a mirror on the wall, I need a screw.
35:31For a TV on display to be certain it won't sway, I need a screw.
35:35If it's big, if it's thick, and it really needs to stick, honey, I need a screw.
35:39Now twist it to the right.
35:41Make sure it's nice and tight.
35:43Oh my god.
35:44And remember, if you need something hung, call me, sugar.
35:47I'll get the job done.
35:48It's Darlene, by the way.
35:50Now get to screwing.
35:55Screw!
35:55Darlene's talent has this kind of like Pee-wee's Playhouse quality that I can get into.
36:06Your earrings, they're screws, yeah.
36:08You're committed to this bit, aren't you?
36:11But like, that wig is an OSHA violation.
36:14Last but not least, pack it up for Mia Star.
36:18All the boys say you look good, Mia.
36:41Test me with your chick with Mia.
36:43These hoes walk, take them all to the clinic.
36:45Mama Mia, here we go again, bitch.
36:49Mama Mia, here we go again, bitch.
36:55Crown, crown, crown, me.
36:57Miss Phil, I ain't, I'm gonna stop.
36:59Got two big titties stuck in my bra.
37:00I'm the betterest big deck y'all ever saw.
37:02If a hoes test me, I'ma break the lock.
37:05Oh Mia, oh Mia, a hoes better than me, I don't see her.
37:08I'ma read these hoes like thems, and I'ma take your man when I see her.
37:15Bitch Nasty.
37:20I did not realize we had gone to the VMAs, everybody.
37:23Let me see your hands down.
37:26Judgment Day is here, and I don't want to be in charge of putting my girls in the bottom.
37:31I am filled with anxiety.
37:33That's that Swedish songwriting at its best right there.
37:36Welcome, queens.
37:40Thank you for putting the taint in entertainment.
37:45Tonight, Raider Queen rules are in full effect.
37:49There will be no judges' critiques.
37:52Instead, the queens that watched will rank the performing queens from top to bottom, side to side, and from sea to shining sea.
38:01So while y'all raid a queen backstage, the judges and I will hallucinate.
38:10Jealous.
38:12You may leave the stage.
38:16All right, now just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
38:19Now listen, the queens are raiding each other, but I'm going to know what you think.
38:23Up first, Sierra.
38:24I thought that performance told us a lot about her, because so far she's kind of been the wacky one.
38:28And this told us a little bit more of who she is, what she represents.
38:31I did think she looked beautiful, especially when she ripped apart the outfit.
38:35She made me want to McRib real bad.
38:37But it was almost like the costume was the talent.
38:43The words...
38:43There's nothing I've become.
38:45It didn't even really settle into my body until maybe afterwards.
38:50I just was sort of in the mood for like a death drop and get me on my feet.
38:53And it wasn't that, but it was beautiful.
38:56I applaud somebody who comes here and takes a big swing and a risk.
38:59But I don't know that Pochi translates super well on this runway.
39:03Unless a poem starts with, there was a man from Nantucket.
39:07Juicy love Dion.
39:09What a performer.
39:11I loved everything about it.
39:12That's what I want to see, right?
39:14She had a point of view.
39:15It wasn't just dancing.
39:16There was a character.
39:17She was a robot.
39:19It's like she turned into a little drag Roomba going around the floor.
39:22The execution was 10 out of 10.
39:24I also loved that she didn't need any extras on stage.
39:27She showed up.
39:29She ate.
39:29She did.
39:30Yeah.
39:30And I love the fact that even though she was lip syncing and all that, she sold it.
39:34She really acted out every syllable of her song.
39:37And I was here for that.
39:38I would hate to lip sync next to her.
39:40All right.
39:41Nini Coco.
39:41This was one of my favorites.
39:43Both the runway look and the talent show.
39:46It's fun.
39:47It's someone who likes to play.
39:49It was so silly and so entertaining and beautifully executed.
39:53That is what I love about drag.
39:55I thought she was amazing.
39:58Like, take the whole hilarious performance out of it and just look at her in that Praying
40:02Mantis outfit.
40:03The costume.
40:04The fit.
40:05The makeup.
40:06It is top tier drag.
40:08And she threw a back handspring in there not to be outdone by you.
40:10Yeah.
40:11This was a smart act to do.
40:13If biology classes was like that, maybe I would have graduated high school.
40:17Yeah, me too.
40:18Yes.
40:19You got a good point.
40:19You should be a teacher.
40:20Yeah, like, I love that.
40:23All right, Davida Von Teese.
40:24Okay, here was my problem.
40:25She was in a gym.
40:26She looked great.
40:28But she looked like I look when I try to go to the gym.
40:31Like, slightly confused.
40:33I don't really want to be there.
40:34I just really want a cookie.
40:36You know?
40:37It's almost like she was second guessing herself in the moment.
40:40She dropped her lip sync quite a few times.
40:42She kept looking away, upside down, behind her.
40:47And I don't think that is a really smart thing to do when you've got one minute to sell yourself.
40:53We've seen queens come out here and do aerobics routines.
40:55So if you're going to do that, you have got to knock our socks off.
40:59And she didn't.
41:00Not this time.
41:01Let's talk about Darlene Mitchell.
41:03The performance, I thought, was super fun and super cute.
41:06Could she have pushed it further?
41:07Absolutely.
41:08But she's got something really special and really charming.
41:11I was having a good time.
41:13I wish it was longer.
41:14I mean, they only have, what, 60 seconds?
41:16So I would have loved to see an even longer set and maybe then pushing it further.
41:21Some of the queens have been able to do a story arc in that 60 seconds that really makes it feel.
41:27Yeah, they make it actually feel like there's a full story being told there.
41:30I have to talk about the runway.
41:32Okay.
41:32So when I was growing up, I always wanted a Barbie.
41:34So I took my brother's G.I. Joe and then made dresses for them out of, you know, tissues and things like that.
41:39My dresses look like her dress.
41:43It just looks like a little amateur hour.
41:45I think she's better than that.
41:47I do.
41:47There's something about the hair that speaks to me.
41:49What's it saying?
41:51Take me off.
41:55All right, Nia, start.
41:56I love when a performer just bitch slaps me and just tells me, you know, no shit.
42:01Right?
42:02And that's what she did.
42:03She just was like, come here, don't worry about it.
42:05I got it.
42:05And I didn't.
42:06She was perfection.
42:08You know, she moves in a way that for me is instantly iconic and recognizable.
42:12You know, that's how she dances.
42:14Anybody else dances like that, they're copying her.
42:16She had two songs in one.
42:17She went from like the one rap rhythm to like the two live crew rap rhythm.
42:22I was so down for that.
42:24All of us were having the best time when she was doing her performance.
42:27Two big titties.
42:29Two amazing songs.
42:31Why have one when you can have two?
42:32I thought you didn't like poetry.
42:36So judges, I want to know your bottom two and your top two.
42:41Okay?
42:41Okay.
42:42My top are Juicy and Mia.
42:44Bottom two for me are Vida and probably Ciara.
42:49I'm going to go Juicy and Mia for top two.
42:51My bottom would be Ciara and Vida.
42:55I guess if I had to put bottoms, then it would be Darlene and Vida.
42:59My top two, Mia Star and Juicy love Dion.
43:04Although I do love the praying mantis.
43:05I do love that Nini, but those are my top three.
43:08How about that?
43:09All right.
43:10Silence.
43:11The queens are about to make their decisions.
43:14Ooh.
43:14And I can't wait to see how this turns out.
43:17Me too.
43:23It is time to clock in and rate these girls.
43:27I hate, hate, hate this.
43:31Ooh.
43:33Can I plead the fifth?
43:34A queen's got to do what a queen's got to do.
43:38Okay.
43:39Let's rock.
43:40First position.
43:41In first position, Juicy love Dion based on her outstanding performance and her absolutely gorgeous runway and maybe a family connection or two.
43:51In first position, I'm going to go with my sister, Mia Star.
43:55Her talent was impeccable.
43:57She was boom-cacking, bitch.
43:59Boom.
44:00Boom.
44:00I put Mia first.
44:01We had an alliance, got that out of the way.
44:03Her runway wasn't the best, but we still had a deal, bitch.
44:06In second position.
44:07In second position, I'm going to be fair and I am going to put Nene Coco.
44:11I think that Nene's number was great.
44:14I am docking some points because I haven't seen it before.
44:17In second position, I'm putting Mia Star.
44:21Her talent had me hyped as hell.
44:23In third position, Darlene Mitchell.
44:27Her talent show was a hoot.
44:29Darlene's number was great.
44:31It was very silly.
44:32It was very her.
44:33And she looked like a damn supermodel in her runway.
44:36In third position, I'm going to go with my sister, Mia Star.
44:40Her performance was incredible.
44:42Her song is something I would listen to on a day-to-day basis.
44:45In fourth position.
44:46In fourth position.
44:48This is where it starts getting hard.
44:52I'm putting Sierra Mist.
44:55Sierra had a beautiful talent.
44:57I do think there were a few slip-ups.
44:59I don't think the reveals were as strong as she wanted them to be.
45:01In fourth position, I am going to put Vita Von T Star.
45:05I really enjoyed watching Vita perform.
45:08My plan is to vote 98% honestly and 2% to keep my girl Vita safe.
45:15Fourth position.
45:17I'm at a crossroads right now.
45:19Nini did a great job.
45:21Vita, as much as I love her, I just can't say it was the same level as Nini's.
45:26Oh, wait.
45:27Neither of these bitches picked me for their cute girl group, did they?
45:32Fuck these hoes.
45:33Give them both the sixth place spot.
45:35In fifth position, I'm going to put Vita Von T Star.
45:37I love Vita so much, but I don't think this was her strongest performance that I've ever seen.
45:43In fifth position, I'm going to have to go with my bestie, Miss Sierra Mist.
45:50Her runway walk was a little clunky.
45:52Her performance did fall a little flat for me.
45:55And I really hate to say that because this is my conceptual sister, honey.
45:58We had an alliance, but in my opinion, Sierra had the weakest talent show, but I could not put her last girl.
46:04In fifth position, I'm putting Vita Von T Star.
46:08The concept is not my favorite.
46:10I feel like we've seen it before, and I do think flat sneakers are a bit unforgivable.
46:16And last but not least...
46:18In sixth position, Sierra Mist.
46:20Your runway was the least best of everybody I had to watch today.
46:25Miss Darlene Mitchell.
46:27Her performance, I just did not find the song funny.
46:31In sixth position, I'm putting Darlene Mitchell.
46:34There were funny moments in the talent.
46:37It was good, but I think she was outdone by her sisters.
46:40And in the same way in the runway, I don't think it was Darlene's night.
46:44Oh, fuck, this sucks.
46:47Oh my God, do I want to change anything?
46:50I think I'm going to lock my choices in.
46:53And that's the tea.
46:55The tea.
46:56And that is the tea.
46:58That is the tea.
47:00And that's the tea, stupid.
47:05Ladies, your fellow queens have made some decisions.
47:12Nini Coco, Vita Von Tis, Darlene Mitchell.
47:18Based on the Raider Queen results, you are all safe.
47:25You may join the other girls.
47:32Based on the Raider Queen results, the top two queens of the week are Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
47:43To be in the top, rated by the other girls, feels quite amazing.
47:47Thank you, bitches.
47:48You know what?
47:49You're real bitches, okay?
47:51Sierra Mist.
47:53I'm sorry, my dear, but the queens have rated you the bottom queen.
47:59Next week, you will lip sync for your life.
48:04Well, shit.
48:05This wham, glam, thank you, ma'am, didn't work out for me.
48:08Thankfully, I've got a whole week to figure out how I'm going to make sure I stay and I send one of these other girls home.
48:15Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
48:18This week, you both won over your sisters.
48:21But tonight, there can only be one winner.
48:25Two top queens stand before me.
48:29Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Pretty Ugly by Zara Larson.
48:34Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and win a cash tip of $5,000.
48:44Oh, my God.
48:45It is me and my DT, Mia.
48:47I have a fierce bitch next to me.
48:49Let's go.
48:51Monty has to show her knees how it's done.
48:53Young bitch against old bitch.
48:54What it do, boo?
48:56The time has come for you to lip sync.
49:01For the win.
49:04I don't think the world is ready for what they're about to fucking witness.
49:09Bitch, you already saw how they cut up doing a talent show.
49:11Child, this is about to be a good one, bitch.
49:15Good luck and don't fuck it up.
49:19Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
49:23Messy like this.
49:25Losing her shit.
49:27Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
49:31Messy like this.
49:32Messy like this.
49:33Losing my shit.
49:35I'ma throw a fit.
49:37Make you sick.
49:38Gasolina on your shit.
49:40Blue eyeshadow, bitch.
49:41Singin' that.
49:42I'ma slit a tie, crush your bends.
49:46I'ma hook up with your friend.
49:48Do that shit again.
49:49Singin' that.
49:50Break up, runnin' down my face.
49:54Kicking off my heels, call my dress this way.
49:58They tell me to be nice.
50:00I should know my face.
50:02Sometimes that girl don't wanna be where I'll be.
50:06Hey, hey, hey.
50:07Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:11Losing my shit.
50:12Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:15Losing my shit.
50:16Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:19Losing my shit.
50:20Losing my shit.
50:21Everybody's telling me to sit there and be pretty, but I'm feeling like I wanna cause some trouble in the city night.
50:27Fuck the lady like, well, I'm crazy like.
50:30Oh my god.
50:31My Miami girls are dancing their ass off.
50:32Go Juicy.
50:33Go Mia.
50:34Go Juicy.
50:35Go Mia.
50:36Go Juicy.
50:37Go Mia.
50:38Go Juicy.
50:39Go Mia.
50:40Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ugly like this?
50:42Losing my shit.
50:43Losing my shit.
50:44Losing my shit.
50:45Losing my shit.
50:46Losing my shit.
50:47Losing my shit.
50:48Losing my shit.
50:49Losing my shit.
50:50Losing my shit.
50:51Losing my shit.
50:52Losing my shit.
50:53Losing my shit.
50:54Losing my shit.
50:55Losing my shit.
50:56Losing my shit.
50:57Losing my shit.
50:58Losing my shit.
50:59Losing my shit.
51:00Losing my shit.
51:01Losing my shit.
51:02Losing my shit.
51:03Losing my shit.
51:04Losing my shit.
51:05Losing my shit.
51:06Losing my shit.
51:07Losing my shit.
51:08Losing my shit.
51:09Oh
51:39That is how you compete for the crown.
51:47Yes, that was everything, y'all.
51:49That was everything.
51:51Please, I've made my decision.
52:00Juicy love Dion.
52:03Me a star, it's a tie.
52:09The fact that I'm able to stand toe-to-toe
52:15with this young under-body bitch,
52:18this is so exciting.
52:20Condragulations, you are both winners, baby.
52:23You've each won a cash chip of $2,500.
52:27Yes, honey.
52:28If I'm going to share anything with anybody,
52:31it is my motherfucking Titi,
52:33one of my biggest inspirations.
52:35Mia, you ate that.
52:39Condragulations, queens.
52:40Next week, the tables will be turned
52:42at the Raider Queen Talent Show Part 2.
52:46And one queen will be eliminated.
52:51Now remember, if you can't love yourself,
52:54how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:55Can I get an amen up in here?
52:57Amen.
52:57All right, now let the music play.
53:00Time on RuPaul's Drag Race.
53:01The girls that we judged are now judging us.
53:04Athena, please don't kill me.
53:07I think it's undeniable that relationships
53:09are going to be a part of it.
53:10And candidly, I have to think strategically
53:12for myself as well.
53:13I am not ready to leave this competition.
53:17Do you have someone in particular that you feel?
53:20There is a sense of ranks kind of being closed.
53:23It's not a comfortable feeling
53:25to be on the outside of that.
53:26I am not ready to leave this competition.
53:29I am not ready to leave this competition,
53:30but it is��만,
53:30is the point of earning have committed not just
53:32anything to manage.
53:33I just need a couple of people
53:34to go over and try to have a group of people
53:35on the outside of that.
53:37I am not ready to do this on the outside of that.
53:39You're Owen, you're my God.
53:41I will be having a team,
53:44you're my God.
53:44Take care to yourself.
53:45It's your Gem to be safe.
53:47Hey, let's take care,
53:47you're all right.
53:49Hey, let's take care.
53:50I am not waiting for him to try.
53:52If you have some Buddha,
53:53cue보다 quickly,
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