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00:00:05My name is Willem, I'm 29.
00:00:07Ooh, a 26? Damn, we got some big girls.
00:00:10I hope they don't have diabetes.
00:00:11I didn't come up through the club system.
00:00:13I'm an actor.
00:00:14I've done TV, I've done film,
00:00:16Sex and the City, District, Criminal Minds,
00:00:18and a show that was like a multi-story arc.
00:00:20I think I'm the skinniest one, yay!
00:00:22I'm a successful drag queen,
00:00:24and not some bitch who has to show for a dollar.
00:00:28Now no one else can have it.
00:00:32My name's LaShawn Beyond.
00:00:34I'm 21 years old.
00:00:35Hi, Queen One.
00:00:36Hi.
00:00:37LaShawn Beyond is the main attraction for the circus.
00:00:40She just has a lot of fun.
00:00:41Your hair's too big for the frickin' door.
00:00:42I know, right?
00:00:47What's good, ladies?
00:00:49My name is Jiggly Caliente.
00:00:50I'm 30 years old from Queens, New York, baby.
00:00:53Wow.
00:00:54Jiggly Caliente is New York City's plus-size Barbie.
00:00:56She got swag for your nerve.
00:00:58You can't take her.
00:00:59You look really familiar, ma.
00:01:01Me?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:02Oh, now I know who you is.
00:01:04You must have a television.
00:01:06Oh, hell no, you didn't.
00:01:08Well, hello, hello.
00:01:10Hi.
00:01:11How are y'all doing?
00:01:12How are you?
00:01:12Good, wow.
00:01:13My name is Fifi O'Hara.
00:01:14I am 25 years old.
00:01:16Are you guys excited for the first challenge?
00:01:18No, we're not.
00:01:18You're not excited?
00:01:19Duh, yeah.
00:01:20Oh.
00:01:23Hi, y'all.
00:01:25I am Madame Laqueer.
00:01:26I'm 29 years old.
00:01:28Your lips are amazing.
00:01:29Vera.
00:01:29Give them here.
00:01:31What does that mean?
00:01:32Vera is like saying, oh, bitch.
00:01:34Oh.
00:01:34I'm going to learn Spanish by the time I win.
00:01:36What?
00:01:36Huh?
00:01:40Hey, there's a new girl in town.
00:01:42Let's get to business.
00:01:44Broadway just hit our stage.
00:01:45That or they picked up a pimp off the street.
00:01:47Got your credit card.
00:01:48My name is Milan.
00:01:49I'm 36 years old.
00:01:50And I'm from New York City.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:52Oh my God!
00:01:54Milan is fierce.
00:01:55She is fabulous.
00:01:56She's a diva.
00:01:57She can act, sing, dance, produce.
00:01:59And you don't want it from her.
00:02:02Oh.
00:02:03Hello.
00:02:04How are you doing?
00:02:05Hi.
00:02:06Loving so far.
00:02:07My name is Lisa Summers.
00:02:08I'm 23 years old and I'm from Tampa, Florida.
00:02:10I'm definitely a fishy queen.
00:02:11I can walk down the street.
00:02:12You know, I don't really get clocked.
00:02:13People are looking more so at how big my titties and ass are.
00:02:15I'm ready, girl.
00:02:22I'm Dita Ritz.
00:02:23I'm 25 years old and I'm from Chicago.
00:02:25Oh my God!
00:02:27Oh my God!
00:02:28Dita Ritz is, if you think about Beyonce and Carrie Bradshaw and Camora Simmons and
00:02:34they all three got together and somehow had a baby.
00:02:36Dita Ritz look a mess.
00:02:38That dry ass wig and that awful ass makeup.
00:02:41Oh my God.
00:02:43So we don't have any backwoods girls yet, huh?
00:02:46Hello.
00:02:47Hello.
00:02:47Hi.
00:02:48Hello.
00:02:48I'm the princess.
00:02:49I'm 32 years old.
00:02:52I'm a reserved extrovert and I think putting on the makeup and the wig and the costume unleashes
00:02:57her.
00:02:58This is crazy.
00:02:58It is so insane.
00:03:00Wow.
00:03:01Wow.
00:03:01Wow.
00:03:01Wow.
00:03:04Hi, girls.
00:03:08My name is Kenja Michaels.
00:03:10I am 21.
00:03:11I am from the Iceland of Enchantment, Puerto Rico.
00:03:19I'm a little person, but I'm a fierce bitch
00:03:29Kenya looks fishy. I was like crap now. I'm gonna have to be a funny one and not the pretty
00:03:33one
00:03:36Morning bitches
00:03:39Y'all doing good. My name is Chad Michaels. I'm 40 years old shut the chair show down
00:03:43Don't nobody do anything share or share or Jason. Yeah, cuz we're gonna have to roll. Hi, baby
00:03:47Chad Michaels is first and foremost a celebrity impersonator. That's my passion share has been
00:03:52What I'm most well-known for this is my work outfit, babe share comes to her for tips
00:03:58I really do my best to impersonate her with reality like you'll never see
00:04:02Oh, I will never do that because she doesn't do that. How are you doing? I'm doing all right. I
00:04:08Immediately saw share so I want to see what else Chad has to offer
00:04:13Wow
00:04:18My name is Sharon needles. I'm 29 years old and I'm from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I look spooky, but I'm really
00:04:24nice
00:04:25At least for now
00:04:26My first impression of Sharon needles was wow what a whack job. Yes, the princess. I'm the queen the three
00:04:32words that would describe Sharon needles are beautiful
00:04:35spooky and stupid
00:04:38Oh
00:04:43My name is Latrice Royale 39 years of age. Hi, I'm Willem. Latrice. I'll hold your bag for you. Oh,
00:04:49I know you will
00:04:53This thing campaign and she had stones on her face and she was giving me all that
00:04:57The trees Royale is large and in charge chunky yet funky Wow bold and beautiful, baby
00:05:10The season for family look at this here
00:05:15I
00:05:17I want to know if I'm the oldest bitch in the cut now. You have to be
00:05:23You got she mail
00:05:28We are living in desperate times birds falling from the sky dead fish fouling the sea
00:05:35Once fertile areas becoming dusty dried up wastelands and that was just my last visit to the lady doctor
00:05:44This is a test this is only a test to find out which one of my gals has the charisma
00:05:51uniqueness nerve and talent to snatch the title of America's next drag
00:05:56Superstar you are the hope for future generations of glamazons everywhere
00:06:03Ladies tighten your tux. This is the beginning of the rest of your life
00:06:14Hello
00:06:15Hello, hello, hello
00:06:18Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race
00:06:23Now enjoy this moment because it won't last for long
00:06:28You've signed on for a competition that requires severe stamina and devastating acts of beauty
00:06:35But if you dream big and play to win, it will all be worth it.
00:06:42In addition to winning the title of America's Next Drag Superstar,
00:06:47the champion of RuPaul's Drag Race will receive a lifetime supply of NYX cosmetics,
00:06:52a one-of-a-kind trip courtesy of AlandChuck.travel,
00:06:56and headline Logo's Drag Race Tour featuring absolute vodka cocktails perfected.
00:07:03But wait, there's more.
00:07:05More?
00:07:06America's Next Drag Superstar will walk away with a cash prize of...
00:07:16$100,000.
00:07:18No way!
00:07:21Oh my God!
00:07:23When I heard $100,000, I just wanted to just pee on the floor and start doing flip-flops.
00:07:31That's the good news.
00:07:32But here's the bad news.
00:07:34Oh, here we go.
00:07:35Okay.
00:07:36You may need to spend that prize money quickly, because according to the Mayan calendar,
00:07:412012 is the year the world ends.
00:07:45This week, you'll need to survive the biggest drag disaster of all time.
00:07:52The Roof-pocalypse.
00:07:57Bring it on, bring it on!
00:08:00Oh, wait a minute.
00:08:04Somebody's missing.
00:08:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:06Wait, somebody is missing!
00:08:08It's good!
00:08:0913, 13.
00:08:10It's complete.
00:08:10I know.
00:08:12Oh, pit crew!
00:08:14Oh, yeah!
00:08:15What are they at?
00:08:16That's close, though.
00:08:17Oh!
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:18Oh my God.
00:08:19I'm sitting on that box, it ain't open.
00:08:21I'm gonna kick that box.
00:08:25All right, boys.
00:08:27Let me see what you got.
00:08:32Harley-Loo, I'm back, bitches!
00:08:35Yes!
00:08:37I'm back, bitches!
00:08:39Harley-Loo is in the building.
00:08:42Oh, here we go with this shit again.
00:08:44All right, Harley-Loo!
00:08:50All right, boys.
00:08:52Let me see what you got.
00:08:57Harley-Loo, I'm back, bitches!
00:09:00Yes!
00:09:02I'm back, bitches!
00:09:05Oh, hell to the no!
00:09:07Now, it's time to make room for new queens.
00:09:12Yes.
00:09:12New queens?
00:09:13Yes, ma'am.
00:09:14Well, what about you, Rue?
00:09:15Ooh.
00:09:15Oh, bitch.
00:09:16Oh, you know what?
00:09:17Oh!
00:09:19Pit crew, take this box out back, throw in a rabid honey badger.
00:09:25Yes!
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:26Work!
00:09:27And set it on fire!
00:09:29Yay!
00:09:30Oh!
00:09:31I got it!
00:09:31Harley-Loo!
00:09:32Yes!
00:09:34Harley-Loo!
00:09:35Harley-Loo!
00:09:36Harley-Loo!
00:09:37Love you!
00:09:38Harley-Loo!
00:09:40Let that be a lesson to all of you.
00:09:42My show, my rules.
00:09:46Now, are you ready for your close-up?
00:09:48Yes!
00:09:54Today we have our photo challenge, and RuPaul said that we should be ready for the Ru-pocalypse.
00:09:59I'm really, really excited to see what's going to happen.
00:10:03Hello, Chad Michaels.
00:10:04Hi, Ru.
00:10:05I want you to meet our favorite photographer, Mike Ruiz.
00:10:08Now, he's here to shoot your totally toxic photo spread.
00:10:11Okay.
00:10:12Now, the pit crew will be using their hoses to spray you with hazardous waste.
00:10:17All of this while you spin around in this toxic dump.
00:10:21I'm a soldier and I'm ready.
00:10:23All right.
00:10:23I want the queens to embody the apocalypse, but maintaining, like, a lot of beauty and fashion sensibility.
00:10:30Think Karen Silkwood, darling.
00:10:33Uh-oh.
00:10:34Electric Storm!
00:10:36Find your light!
00:10:38Today, it just threw me off balance, and I was a little bit wobbly, but I got through it, got
00:10:43my bearings.
00:10:44Play to the camera.
00:10:45That queen is...
00:10:48...the wrist.
00:10:49Beautiful, yes.
00:10:50Give me, like, crazy body shapes.
00:10:52You are a survivor, darling.
00:10:54Grace Jones, darling.
00:10:56Beautiful.
00:10:57Give us toxic shock.
00:10:59Yes.
00:11:00Beautiful.
00:11:01To the camera, to the camera.
00:11:02Whoa!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:03You're traveling back in time.
00:11:05Back in time, darling.
00:11:06Ooh!
00:11:07Kenya has such a beautiful face, but she does this really weird thing with her mouth.
00:11:11Her mouth is, like, wide open, like she's trapping flies.
00:11:14Give it to Puerto Rico!
00:11:16Beautiful.
00:11:18Milan, find the camera.
00:11:20Don't cover your face.
00:11:21Don't cover your face too much.
00:11:22Ooh!
00:11:22Hold on.
00:11:23You're spinning out of control, bro!
00:11:25Yes!
00:11:27Mahogany 2012, darling.
00:11:30Sharon Needles.
00:11:31Hi, Ru.
00:11:31Did I meet you at the free clinic?
00:11:33I think so.
00:11:35I quit going.
00:11:36It's so expensive.
00:11:39Give me Chernobyl chic.
00:11:41Shocking beauty.
00:11:43Give us some body.
00:11:45Okay, now find the camera.
00:11:50Uh-oh!
00:11:52Topsy-turvy, toppled over, fatty.
00:11:55I'm like, damn.
00:11:56Queen down!
00:11:56I couldn't let my fall be the death of me.
00:12:00End of the world glamour.
00:12:02That's right.
00:12:02Pucker your apocalypse.
00:12:04We got it.
00:12:05Fabulous!
00:12:07Alisa Summers, give us the drama now.
00:12:09Yeah, just slide your hair out of your face a little bit.
00:12:11I want to see that gorgeous face.
00:12:13Yes, but beautiful.
00:12:14You're not afraid.
00:12:15You're giving me beauty.
00:12:16Aftershock.
00:12:18Glow, baby, glow.
00:12:21How'd it go, mama?
00:12:24Spinning me all crazy.
00:12:26I got to get out of my undergarments.
00:12:27You're going to see that I'm really a 300 pound Latino here in a second.
00:12:31Oh, man.
00:12:32She said 300 pound Latino.
00:12:34Shari Needles.
00:12:35She creeps me the fuck out.
00:12:36I wear some nonsense.
00:12:37I've literally gone into the dumpster and grabbed full bags of trash and had them duct tape to me and
00:12:42just rip them up and the trash fall right out of you.
00:12:44Oh, Lord.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:46I feel like I need to pray the rosary when I'm talking to you.
00:12:48It was hard to have conversation and not cringe.
00:12:54Curl, look what this duct tape did to me.
00:12:56Wow.
00:12:56You did get a little rug burn there, didn't you, mama?
00:12:58The duct tape for what?
00:12:59I taped my titties up today and because I was in it for so long and it was painful, I
00:13:03just ripped it off.
00:13:04Oh, my God.
00:13:05Come here.
00:13:05Look.
00:13:06You know, the stakes are high, but damn.
00:13:10Give me all of your princess fierceness.
00:13:12I think the pit crew just shot on your chest.
00:13:15Princess of the apocalypse.
00:13:17Yes, tortured.
00:13:18Make it severe.
00:13:19Yes.
00:13:19Like angry?
00:13:20No, not angry.
00:13:21Beautiful.
00:13:21Gorgeous.
00:13:22Uh-huh.
00:13:23Hello, vanity.
00:13:25Only your beauty will survive the apocalypse.
00:13:28That's right.
00:13:28Make love to the camera for the very last time.
00:13:31Beautiful.
00:13:31Tita Tita LaShawn Beyond Thunderdome.
00:13:35Madame LaQueer.
00:13:37There's a hole in your ozone.
00:13:39Now fill it.
00:13:41Give me beauty face.
00:13:43Madame LaQueer was giving me comedy face when I really wanted high fashion face.
00:13:47Give me beauty.
00:13:48The last cover of O Magazine.
00:13:53It burns so good.
00:13:55Let them have it, Latrice.
00:13:56Oh, oh.
00:13:57Work it.
00:13:58Yes.
00:13:58Back to the camera.
00:13:59A little sexier.
00:14:00I don't do photo shoots.
00:14:01I don't like them.
00:14:02I don't never know what to do.
00:14:03I feel awkward and just like, what do you want me to do?
00:14:05Face fuck the camera, Latrice.
00:14:07What?
00:14:08Cue the aftershock.
00:14:10Electroshock.
00:14:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:14Queen Down.
00:14:15Uh-oh, Queen Down.
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:17Wait a minute.
00:14:18Are those your underwear?
00:14:18Are those your panties?
00:14:19Oh, yes.
00:14:20Keep spraying her.
00:14:21They're artificially inseminating her with that toxic waste.
00:14:25Dr. Schwartz at your cervix.
00:14:28Willem.
00:14:29Hi.
00:14:30As soon as I walked in and saw some body splatters, like a crime scene, I'm like,
00:14:34yes, some of these bitches fell.
00:14:35Shoot me.
00:14:36Release the Krakens.
00:14:38Remember to always, oh, careful.
00:14:43Good save.
00:14:44Good save.
00:14:45Yes.
00:14:45There you go.
00:14:47You saved the world.
00:14:50Go home.
00:14:52Go home.
00:14:55It was a total shocker to see how these girls looked as boys.
00:14:59Oh, my God, the princess.
00:15:01I was like, dude, you look like a construction worker, Latrice.
00:15:04She went from looking like Aretha Franklin to Biggie Smalls.
00:15:07Everybody's so tiny without shoes and hair.
00:15:09Y'all don't look like such a threat no more.
00:15:12Kissed my ass.
00:15:13Ooh, now wait a minute.
00:15:14Let's all get along.
00:15:16Let's all fighting.
00:15:17Willem is getting on my nerves.
00:15:19Shut up, bitch, and just go back in that box where Shangela popped out of and leave.
00:15:24I just want to say that I love everyone and can we all just get along?
00:15:27Shut up.
00:15:28A what?
00:15:29She wants to get along with everybody.
00:15:31I don't know.
00:15:31Oh.
00:15:32Every one of you.
00:15:33I love you all.
00:15:35The first day, at least just try to get along and wait till a bitch steals something of yours
00:15:39or sabotages you and then you can read.
00:15:41But let's not walk in here like you own this shit.
00:15:49I'm not a virgin.
00:15:51I don't want a virgin cocktail.
00:15:53Hello, hello, hello.
00:15:57I don't know who these people are.
00:15:59We're robbing you.
00:16:01Now ladies, Mike and I went over your totally toxic photos.
00:16:05One of you was truly drop-dead gorgeous.
00:16:09The winner of your very first challenge is...
00:16:15Jiggly Caliente.
00:16:19Fat girl winner first challenge.
00:16:22Condragulations, Jiggly.
00:16:23Thank you, Mama.
00:16:24I love your totally toxic photo so much, I'm going to tweet it tonight.
00:16:29Hashtag Roopocalypse.
00:16:33Now, my queens, I wish you sweet dreams.
00:16:37Because tomorrow is going to be a living nightmare.
00:16:41Oh, shit.
00:16:42She's going to put us through something and it's not going to be pretty.
00:16:45All right.
00:16:46Bye.
00:16:47Bye.
00:16:48You won the first challenge.
00:16:50Good job, boo.
00:17:20They brought us to this old hotel in the middle of a sketchy area and I'm like, what are they
00:17:25going to do?
00:17:28Ladies, I've invited you to this godforsaken place for this week's main challenge.
00:17:34It's here that you will scavenge among the ruins to put together a fabulous outfit that screams post-apocalyptic couture.
00:17:43Now, you can use your own wigs, undergarments, and shoes.
00:17:46But the rest has to be looted.
00:17:50Now, you're probably wondering, Rue, where am I going to get all these materials?
00:17:57Well, you know what they say.
00:17:59Only three things will survive the Roopocalypse.
00:18:03Cockroaches.
00:18:04Cher.
00:18:05Amen.
00:18:07And drag queen zombies!
00:18:22The zombies were scary as hell.
00:18:24They got like guts coming out and eyes popping out.
00:18:26I'm like, mm-mm.
00:18:27No, ma'am.
00:18:28When I saw the zombies coming after me, I was about to get it.
00:18:32All right.
00:18:33You've got three minutes to grab what you can.
00:18:35And avoid being eaten alive.
00:18:37Gentlemen, start your engines.
00:18:41And may the best woman live!
00:18:44No!
00:18:49So I'm running around in between these zombies,
00:18:52and I realize that they're former competitors from competitions past.
00:18:57Chanel.
00:18:58Venus.
00:18:59Morgan McMichaels.
00:19:00Deltawork.
00:19:02I got to see Akasha.
00:19:04Raven.
00:19:05Pandora Boggs.
00:19:06Vangina.
00:19:07Drop it, bitch!
00:19:09Oh, maybe someone...
00:19:10Oh, oh, yeah.
00:19:11You're not a zombie?
00:19:12For a quick second, I thought Chad Michaels was a zombie.
00:19:15It's just that Halloween mask of a face that she has.
00:19:18Mine!
00:19:20Give me that, give me that, give me that!
00:19:22No, no, no, no!
00:19:24No, bitch!
00:19:24Because you're crazy!
00:19:25I'm from New York, motherfucker!
00:19:26Oh, of course, of course.
00:19:32I'm looking for anything sparkly, anything structured,
00:19:34anything that I can glue onto a costume that I create.
00:19:37And then after that, I just start grabbing everything.
00:19:39Sorry, girl.
00:19:40Oh, hi.
00:19:41Oh, you're drop-dead gorgeous.
00:19:43Oh, I dig the look.
00:19:45Oh, no, honey, I'm on your side.
00:19:47When I saw the zombies and then sharing needles,
00:19:48I thought she probably felt like she was at home.
00:19:50God, it's like a family reunion.
00:19:52Hey, sorry, sis.
00:19:56Black people don't stand there while zombies are coming at them.
00:19:58They run, bitch!
00:19:59Can you scare me, bitch?
00:20:02That's a wild thing, bitch.
00:20:06What?
00:20:09How did people want me, man?
00:20:18Oh, no, no!
00:20:22Actually, please make a difference.
00:20:24Oh!
00:20:24Oh!
00:20:27Oh!
00:20:28Oh!
00:20:29Oh!
00:20:35Welcome back, girls!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38Woo!
00:20:38We get back to the work room and there's more supplies to help us with our outfits and
00:20:43everybody just went off.
00:20:45Can we flip this over?
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:47Ah, ah!
00:20:48I grabbed it.
00:20:49Let's hit it, girl!
00:20:51We're like drag queen savages who've been locked up.
00:20:54We're just tearing each other apart to get in these boxes.
00:20:56That shit's mine.
00:20:57Everything in here is mine.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59Ah, fuck.
00:21:02Bitch.
00:21:03Everyone snatch your wigs.
00:21:05Are you ready?
00:21:05On the count of three.
00:21:06One, two, three.
00:21:08Woo!
00:21:13Somebody stank.
00:21:14Well, Jigglypuff, you're the closest to me.
00:21:16Honey, you got the wrong hoe, bitch.
00:21:20Now you look like the village people.
00:21:23That looks like a little girl playing with her daddy's tools.
00:21:27When I design, I like to move my body.
00:21:31Oh, work, work, work!
00:21:33Yeah!
00:21:37Yes!
00:21:38Yes!
00:21:39She can make a lot of money off of that booty dance.
00:21:41Wow!
00:21:44Thank God I'm bidding math.
00:21:46One small corset plus another small corset equals one fat-ass corset.
00:21:54Get it, LaShawn, get it.
00:21:55Better break that motherfucker.
00:21:58So, Ruth tells us that we have to make a post-apocalyptic outfit,
00:22:01and I don't know what that means.
00:22:02It's the end of the world.
00:22:05I sell for a living, and I can't go down the runway looking a fool.
00:22:10Yay, I got it!
00:22:12LaShawn thinks he's Magellan splitting the earth in half or something.
00:22:16I don't think our historians would appreciate that.
00:22:18I don't know what she's doing.
00:22:21LaShawn might be going home.
00:22:27Our challenge today is to create post-apocalyptic couture fierceness.
00:22:32Honestly, this is a dream right now, just to sit and create.
00:22:35It's kind of a dream for me, no shade.
00:22:36The stakes for this challenge are really high.
00:22:39It's our first challenge, and so we want to make a first, good, lasting impression.
00:22:45Hello, hello, hello!
00:22:47Hi, Ruth!
00:22:49Let's get this end of the world party started.
00:22:52Hi, Princess.
00:22:53Wow, what do we have here?
00:22:54I'm kind of going for Rupocalypse meets Black Swan meets The Princess.
00:23:00Oh, okay.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01How does this say end of the world?
00:23:03Well, it's kind of armor-like.
00:23:05If the ballerina were preparing for, you know, a comet.
00:23:10But I'm looking for post-apocalyptic couture, Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome.
00:23:16So after the comet has landed then?
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:18Okay, I got you.
00:23:19I'm definitely nervous about how much time we have left.
00:23:22I just need to rethink and redo.
00:23:25I'm going to let you get to it.
00:23:26Okay.
00:23:26I can't wait.
00:23:27All right.
00:23:28Well, Sharon Needles!
00:23:30Hi, Ruth!
00:23:31Wow!
00:23:31Tell me about this.
00:23:32I'm kind of going for a Linda Hamilton Beauty and the Beast trapped under the city
00:23:38because of an impending nuclear dust cloud.
00:23:41Yeah, I love all that, but how are you going to make that read on the main stage?
00:23:45I am a little nervous.
00:23:46I'm worried that the judges aren't going to quite get the look, but to get anywhere in
00:23:50this competition, you've got to take a risk.
00:23:53I noticed you have a Tammy Faye Baker tattoo on your arm there.
00:23:55I do.
00:23:56She was a huge idol to me as a kid.
00:23:58I didn't even know she was selling Christianity.
00:24:00I thought she was selling me makeup.
00:24:03All right, I'm going to let you get back to work, okay?
00:24:04Okay, thank you.
00:24:06LaShawn Beyond.
00:24:07Hi, Ruth!
00:24:08What do we have here?
00:24:09Well, this is just the top, and that's my hair.
00:24:11I'm going to make it look explosive.
00:24:13That's your hair?
00:24:14Yes.
00:24:15Wow.
00:24:16I want to dive.
00:24:17I'm still trying to be couture and pretty.
00:24:19So the silhouette is going to be a traditional silhouette where it's a bustier and a full bottom.
00:24:24I'm not too sure yet.
00:24:26You're not sure yet?
00:24:27You know there's $100,000 at stake here.
00:24:29I know.
00:24:30And you don't seem too worried about the time here.
00:24:33I am.
00:24:34I am.
00:24:34Well, time is running out.
00:24:36You're right.
00:24:36For all of us.
00:24:37I know.
00:24:38You've got a lot of work to do, and there's $100,000 on the line.
00:24:42You're reminding me.
00:24:43Oh, my God.
00:24:44Yeah.
00:24:45I'm not finished, so I'm really feeling a certain type of way.
00:24:48And I don't know.
00:24:49I don't know what to do.
00:24:50Oh, Lord.
00:24:51You have got to make it happen.
00:24:53I will.
00:24:54All right.
00:24:54Thanks, LaShawn.
00:24:55Take care.
00:24:57Jiggly Caliente.
00:24:58Jiggly Caliente.
00:24:58May I call you Jiggly?
00:24:59Of course, Mama.
00:25:00Everything jiggles.
00:25:02Now, tell me about this post-apocalyptic couture.
00:25:06This is my Escape from New York post-apocalyptic outfit.
00:25:10Ah.
00:25:11So I need my solar panel pieces to make my lights light up.
00:25:15I don't see a real dress.
00:25:17I'm going to wear a corset, and I'm finishing that up with some more garbage.
00:25:27All right.
00:25:27Listen.
00:25:27I'm going to let you get back to work.
00:25:29Yes, Mama.
00:25:29So you just bring it.
00:25:31I will.
00:25:31Definitely.
00:25:33Alisa.
00:25:34Hi, Ru.
00:25:34How are you?
00:25:35Now, what do we have here?
00:25:36This is what I will be wearing after the Ru-pocalypse.
00:25:39You are a breastplate girl, aren't you?
00:25:42It's basically a swimsuit with some titties on it.
00:25:44Hey.
00:25:44Hello.
00:25:45Now, you know that the judges are, let's just say they're a bunch of bitches.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Are you ready for that?
00:25:51Oh, I'm so ready.
00:25:52I'm sure that they're going to love it.
00:25:53Listen.
00:25:54You've got to bring your game.
00:25:55Oh, I'm doing it, Ru.
00:25:56All right.
00:25:56Get back to work.
00:25:57All right, Ru.
00:25:57See you later.
00:26:00Latrice Royale.
00:26:01Well, hello, Ru.
00:26:02Sounds like a gorgeous after-dinner cocktail.
00:26:04Yes.
00:26:05Sweet and delicious.
00:26:05Oh, right, honey.
00:26:07Ooh, you're making me thirsty.
00:26:08Now, listen.
00:26:08I've lived a long time and I've had those years where it felt like it was the end of
00:26:13the world as we know it today.
00:26:15Yes.
00:26:15What was your end of the world moment?
00:26:17Really?
00:26:18You really want to know?
00:26:19Mm-hmm.
00:26:20When I went to prison.
00:26:22I went to prison.
00:26:23I made some stupid mistakes and I got 18 months in the hole.
00:26:28And during that period, I lost my mom.
00:26:31Mm-hmm.
00:26:32And those are my worst two fears come true.
00:26:34Mm-hmm.
00:26:35That was a dreadful, tragic year for me.
00:26:37I could even go to my mother's funeral.
00:26:39It was the most degrading experience I've ever had in my life.
00:26:44But I'm a survivor.
00:26:46I'm a fighter.
00:26:47And I persevere through triumph.
00:26:49You know what I mean?
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50I had a plan when I got out.
00:26:51And my community came to my rescue.
00:26:54They had to get Latrice Royale back on her feet and on the stage benefit.
00:26:58Wow.
00:26:58And it worked.
00:26:59Now I'm on RuPaul's Drag Race, living my dream.
00:27:02I love it.
00:27:03All right, kiddo.
00:27:04Get back to work.
00:27:05Thank you, sweetie.
00:27:06All right.
00:27:08All right, ladies.
00:27:09Gather round.
00:27:10Now, tomorrow, you'll make your Doomsday debut on the main stage, where we'll be joined
00:27:15by our extra special guest judge, one of my best squirrel friends.
00:27:21The Mistress of the Dark, Elvira, will be here.
00:27:27I'm so excited.
00:27:28I can't even put it into words.
00:27:30She's my idol since I was five years old.
00:27:32Ladies, the human race depends on you for the survival of drag.
00:27:37But if you fail, it's not the end of the world.
00:27:40Oh, wait a minute.
00:27:42It is.
00:27:43So don't fuck it up.
00:27:44Bye.
00:27:45Bye.
00:27:48Good morning.
00:27:49Yay.
00:27:50Mama, what a mess.
00:27:52This is a friggin' disaster area.
00:27:53Today is runway day.
00:27:55It is elimination day.
00:27:56It is all getting very real, bitches.
00:27:59Someone's going home today, girls.
00:28:03Uh-uh.
00:28:03Speak for yourselves.
00:28:05The vibe in the workroom today is intense.
00:28:10This is the first elimination.
00:28:11You don't want to have to lip sync for your life.
00:28:13You don't want to be in the bottom two.
00:28:14So, the stakes are very, very high.
00:28:18So, Lashon, how you feeling about your look?
00:28:19Is it coming along?
00:28:20To be honest with you, I really don't know.
00:28:21What was your real feedback?
00:28:23I think she was really hinting that it wasn't enough.
00:28:26Uh-huh.
00:28:26You want to impress her.
00:28:28Absolutely.
00:28:29And I don't feel like I did.
00:28:31It's coming together.
00:28:31It's going to be fine.
00:28:33Lashon is a little bit on edge, but you got to put the root of toototot at this point.
00:28:37You got to just sell it.
00:28:38You crazy and creative and outside the box.
00:28:41You're always beyond.
00:28:41I know you're trying to let me have it, too.
00:28:43Oh, well, as far as the looks and the way you look, it doesn't get any better than this.
00:28:50Okay, you better do it, honey.
00:28:52Talk to me, boo.
00:28:53How you feeling?
00:28:53About the challenge?
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:55I feel like everything will be fine.
00:28:57I just got to work it out.
00:28:59Well, you know, I'm a little nervous, but I think it's going to be fine, and I think
00:29:01that my mom is going to be really happy to see this.
00:29:04Please, your mom will get to see it.
00:29:09In 2007, I lost my mom, and it was a rough year.
00:29:14If you don't mind me asking, how did she pass away?
00:29:17My mom had an aortic aneurysm.
00:29:19She had complications after surgery, and she just went down.
00:29:25What was your relationship like with your mom?
00:29:27My mom was always there, but me being a drag queen was like one of the biggest arguments
00:29:32we had because she never understood why I wanted to do it so much.
00:29:35The last few months that she was alive, she did understand.
00:29:37I was able to tell my mom everything.
00:29:40I'm angry when everything was on the table.
00:29:44I had three months with my mom in three months.
00:29:49Like, damn.
00:29:50Your mother is here.
00:29:51She's here, you know, and just do what you need to do and bring it.
00:29:57Are you nervous at all?
00:29:59Wait, are you trying to read me and tell me I should be nervous?
00:30:02It's cute for, like, pirate couture.
00:30:04I changed my outfit last night, but today I'm feeling really nervous about it.
00:30:09Are you upset that Jade had changed your outfit?
00:30:10Rue just didn't like it.
00:30:12She wasn't feeling it, so I had to go more post-apocalypse with it.
00:30:15I was just so in my head about it, about her being like, nope.
00:30:19So I was like, I'm just gonna, fuck it, I'm just gonna change it all.
00:30:21I took a risk in my look, and I'm freaking out.
00:30:25Because if you mess up, you go home.
00:30:31Okay, I'm going in on this bitch.
00:30:32Alright.
00:30:33You got an instant facelift with this Jolly.
00:30:36What the fuck is that on her head?
00:30:39I don't know what that is, girl.
00:30:41The weakest out of everybody I would say is Sharon Needles.
00:30:45Sharon's outfit looks more like a brown tube sock that she just stretched out.
00:30:48Looked like she got it at a discount costume store.
00:30:50She's not at that point right now to compete.
00:30:52So, if anything, I feel she's gonna be the first one to go home.
00:30:57Can I just tell you, like, I'm so glad that you're here.
00:30:59I'm so glad you're here, too.
00:31:01No, because I don't know anybody else who does your drag.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:04And I know that some of the other queens are just like, why is she here?
00:31:09She's a freak.
00:31:10Well, they can think all they want.
00:31:11There's a million kinds of drag, and it's not just being a fishy, annoying girl.
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:16I think some of the girls here, particularly the beauty queens,
00:31:18might be looking at me as just a freak.
00:31:21And I want to show them that I have everything that it takes to win this competition.
00:31:25And more.
00:31:25You are exactly the type of guy that I go for, too.
00:31:29Oh, stop it.
00:31:29Like, that whole, like, meth look.
00:31:32Like, that's...
00:31:33Meth look!
00:31:34Only I could take that as a compliment.
00:31:37Have either of you ever been, like, arrested, or...?
00:31:39No, ma'am.
00:31:40Oh, yeah.
00:31:42Um, I have a DUI.
00:31:44The day I got my call to come here is my last day that I was on probation.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:49Uh-huh.
00:31:50So, it was like, that was such a blessed day.
00:31:52Over the last year, I've been dealing with a DUI.
00:31:53It's just been such a struggle for 15 months.
00:31:55I've been without being able to drive.
00:31:57It's hard for me to keep a regular job.
00:31:58They arrested me in drag.
00:32:00No!
00:32:00Biggest fear ever.
00:32:02In handcuffs.
00:32:02In full paint.
00:32:03Full body.
00:32:04Everything.
00:32:05I kind of would like that, though.
00:32:06No.
00:32:06They made me undress in front of a room full of people they had arrested.
00:32:09Like, nobody would touch me.
00:32:10It ruined my life for 15 months.
00:32:12But it's over now, and my life is about to change.
00:32:14I'm ready for the whole country to know who Elisa Summers is, and I hope they're ready
00:32:17for me.
00:32:21Are you guys excited about walking the runway for the first time?
00:32:23Yeah.
00:32:24Fat girls are going to run away the house.
00:32:27I just feel like my stuff needs more.
00:32:30You got a lot going on.
00:32:31I'm not sure if Jiggly had a concept.
00:32:33I know she told me it was kind of hood.
00:32:35I'm worried that they're not going to get it.
00:32:37Honestly, I think you better create a really good story for it.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41Okay, what I'm going to say is Escape from New York.
00:32:43Oh shit, it's falling apart.
00:32:45Yeah, that's not good either.
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47Jiggly's costume is a hot mess.
00:32:48It's all hot glue and scissor work.
00:32:51It's just like an explosion of aluminum foil.
00:32:53Baked potato couture.
00:32:54You look like you're ready to bake at 350.
00:32:58Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:33:02Well, look what the zombies dragged in.
00:33:04Michelle Visage.
00:33:06You're back and better than ever.
00:33:08Don't you know it, my lovely lady in red.
00:33:10Mike Ruiz.
00:33:11I'd stop the world and melt with you, darling.
00:33:14Oh, here we go again, Ru.
00:33:17Sometimes it's champagne.
00:33:19Sometimes it's pretzels and beer.
00:33:20But Santino's still here.
00:33:25And the eternal beauty, mistress of the dark, Elvira.
00:33:31Hey girl, you're going to put somebody's eyes out with those things.
00:33:34I hope it's not yours.
00:33:35Now this week, I asked our queens to rise from the glittery ashes and blow us away with their post
00:33:42-apocalyptic couture.
00:33:44Are you ready to see what's on the other side?
00:33:46Bring it.
00:33:47Yeah.
00:33:48Gentlemen, start your engines.
00:33:50And may the best woman win.
00:33:53Welcome to the jungle.
00:33:56First up, Willem.
00:33:58Not Willem Dafoe.
00:33:59No, not Willem Dafoe.
00:34:00And not Will.i.am.
00:34:01Not Will.i.am.
00:34:02Very Westwood, too.
00:34:03Only one boob, though.
00:34:05Yeah, the other one got lost in the apocalypse.
00:34:07As I'm walking down the runway, I'm trying to give them some 90s supermodel.
00:34:11Ass, ass, titties, hair, hair, gas mask.
00:34:14Cloudy with a chance of acid rain.
00:34:15I like the gas mask on the back of her head.
00:34:17It's very two-faced.
00:34:18Willem's a real gas.
00:34:21Up next, Fifi O'Hara.
00:34:24Two queens enter, one queen lead.
00:34:26Yes, ma'am.
00:34:27Is that a dream catcher covering her private parts?
00:34:30Yes.
00:34:31I knew it looked fierce.
00:34:32I knew that my outfit could not be touched.
00:34:34I felt like all the attention was on me.
00:34:36I was just ready to serve it to all the judges.
00:34:38I think that's a honey badger on her shoulders.
00:34:40Maybe we do need another hero.
00:34:41We might just need another hero, Santino.
00:34:44Yes, ma'am.
00:34:45LaShawn Beyond.
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:47Fabulous.
00:34:48LaShawn be hot.
00:34:49Yes, ma'am.
00:34:50She's got the whole world on her head.
00:34:53I thought a giant chicken laid an egg up there.
00:34:55I live for what I put down the runway.
00:34:57I had the world on my head and my Post-Apon-Valakic couture costume.
00:35:01It was a sick thing.
00:35:02Now, I wonder if she can get cable TV with that on her head.
00:35:07Chad Michaels.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:09Ooh, how chic.
00:35:11She could walk a mile for a camel toe.
00:35:14Real fish caught in a net.
00:35:16I'm a perfectionist.
00:35:17It's something I pride myself on.
00:35:19I'm feeling very confident.
00:35:20I love what I'm wearing.
00:35:21Very post-apocalyptic diva.
00:35:23And I'm feeling really, really good.
00:35:25Very Lawrence of my labia.
00:35:29Up next, the princess.
00:35:31Wow.
00:35:32Wow.
00:35:33Clown slippers.
00:35:35Like a life jacket.
00:35:36Yes, queen overboard.
00:35:37I'm giving the judges water world couture.
00:35:40I feel like they're really living for what I'm serving.
00:35:43I love it.
00:35:44In case of emergency, your scarf can be used as a flotation device.
00:35:49Kenya Michaels.
00:35:50Ooh.
00:35:51Oh.
00:35:51She's a phoenix.
00:35:52That's it.
00:35:53From the ashes.
00:35:54Firebird.
00:35:56She's so bloody tall.
00:35:58Walk that walk.
00:35:59I feel amazing.
00:36:02I feel in fire and fuego.
00:36:04That moment I remember for all my life.
00:36:07Cock-a-doodle-doo.
00:36:09Little Kim in the house.
00:36:11Something's sprouting back there.
00:36:13Her garden is in full bloom.
00:36:16Latrice Royale.
00:36:18Yes, she is.
00:36:19Ooh, it's Latrice from Whoville.
00:36:21Yes, mama.
00:36:22I'm Latrice.
00:36:23So, of course, I stumped it on out.
00:36:25And I'm giving big girl sexy.
00:36:27Showing all my curves and swerves.
00:36:29And giving a little face.
00:36:30Giving a little attitude.
00:36:31And a lot of ass.
00:36:32Yes.
00:36:33Beyond thunder thought.
00:36:36Serve, honey.
00:36:39A queen for all seasons.
00:36:41Alisa Summers.
00:36:42She's got goggles up there.
00:36:44Apparently she's going skiing.
00:36:45Oh, I hate when drag queens have bigger boobs than me.
00:36:47I'll say the hills are alive.
00:36:50I'm giving them sexy.
00:36:52I'm giving them dominatrix.
00:36:54And I'm on top of the world.
00:36:55There's no feeling like that ever.
00:36:56She's an all-terrain vehicle.
00:36:58She's an ATV-some.
00:36:59All-terrain vajayjay.
00:37:00That's right.
00:37:01Oh, wow.
00:37:03Paris, London, Tokyo, Milan.
00:37:06Uh-huh.
00:37:07This is an infected Betsy Johnson.
00:37:09Uh-huh.
00:37:09Right?
00:37:10Yes, it is.
00:37:11Love is a battlefield.
00:37:12I'm serving the judges savage beauty.
00:37:14I'm feeling ferocious.
00:37:16I'm ready to attack.
00:37:18Milan is burning.
00:37:20Now, let this be a lesson to all of us.
00:37:22Don't smoke in bed.
00:37:26Next up, Jiggly Caliente.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Look, she's got a leg up on the other girls.
00:37:31Yes, she does.
00:37:33Apparently, hoarding is the new black.
00:37:35I'm here in the runway, and my adrenaline is on fire.
00:37:39Everything is pulsating through me, and I'm like,
00:37:40oh, here we go, bitch.
00:37:42I'ma show you plus-eye supermodel.
00:37:44She's one hot potato.
00:37:45And she seals in her natural juices.
00:37:49Dita Ritz.
00:37:51Work.
00:37:52Yes.
00:37:52Chocolate Barbie doll.
00:37:54Legs for days.
00:37:56I'm doing my runway.
00:37:57It's sickening.
00:37:58I am definitely channeling Naomi.
00:38:00I am channeling Giselle.
00:38:01I'm feeling it.
00:38:02You know, everything tastes better when it sits on a Dita Ritz.
00:38:06With thighs like that?
00:38:07You better ask somebody.
00:38:08Crack is whack.
00:38:12Oh, Madame McQueer.
00:38:15Looks like my leftovers last night.
00:38:17Give her an inch, she'll take a foot.
00:38:19Take that, Betty Rubble.
00:38:21I'm serving attitude, and I feel so great like I have never felt before in my life.
00:38:27The entree of the evening, filet of soul.
00:38:29Mmm.
00:38:29Goes great with some toe jam.
00:38:30Mmm.
00:38:31Ew.
00:38:33All right for Sharon Needles.
00:38:35Ooh, look at those eyes.
00:38:37Nose for our tutu.
00:38:39Oh, she's bleeding.
00:38:40Dead woman.
00:38:41Oh, no.
00:38:42Oh, my goodness.
00:38:43Somebody call a dentist.
00:38:44I hope she's wearing a dental dam.
00:38:47Coming down the runway, the best part was slowly letting out a giant mouth full of fake blood all over
00:38:53my body.
00:38:54And that's when I really saw Rue's eyebrow raise.
00:38:57It's a disco bloodbath.
00:38:58Oh, yes.
00:38:59Anyone told her about fluoride toothpaste?
00:39:02Gingivitis never looks so good.
00:39:09Welcome, ladies.
00:39:11Judgment Day has arrived.
00:39:13Now, based on your totally toxic photo shoot and your post-apocalyptic presentation, I've made some decisions.
00:39:21Will the following queens please step forward?
00:39:26Willem.
00:39:29Milan.
00:39:33Dita Ritz.
00:39:37Latrice Royale.
00:39:40Madame Laqueer.
00:39:42Fifi O'Hara.
00:39:46Chad Michaels.
00:39:49Seven of you look like you've been to hell and back.
00:39:55Condragulations, you're safe.
00:39:59Just safe?
00:40:00My outfit was amazing and not just safe.
00:40:04You may leave the stage.
00:40:10Oh, ladies.
00:40:13While you're back there, you may want to think of ways to make a more memorable impression next week.
00:40:21Yes, ma'am.
00:40:22That's all.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:30My feet.
00:40:31I need a common tail.
00:40:33Cheers.
00:40:35Absolutely safe, bitch.
00:40:38So what the fuck?
00:40:42Bitch, I don't even know why I'm here right now.
00:40:47This freaking train tripped me up at least four times on the runway.
00:40:51She's so wild, so animal.
00:40:54She's gonna work that sexy body.
00:40:56So sexual.
00:40:58She's like a female phenomenon.
00:41:01Damn it.
00:41:03I felt like the biggest idiot.
00:41:06You know you're Chad Michaels, right?
00:41:08Yes, ma'am.
00:41:08But you know what?
00:41:09It made me feel, like, so green.
00:41:11Like, you can't even walk in the freaking train that you made.
00:41:14Really unprofessional.
00:41:19Hey, who do you guys think is gonna be on the bottom?
00:41:21They're all bottoms.
00:41:25But I think Jiggly is in the bottom.
00:41:27No shade.
00:41:27I really think Jiggly is in the bottom.
00:41:29Jiggly, yes.
00:41:30Jiggly's outfit looks more like she's going to the circus than surviving the apocalypse.
00:41:35And Jiggly's been getting on a lot of people's nerves.
00:41:37Maybe sometimes less talking, more learning is what she needs to learn.
00:41:41I mean, maybe instead of trying to read somebody and comfort somebody,
00:41:43you need to maybe pay attention and learn how to sew.
00:41:45You need to pay attention and learn how to construct.
00:41:47I'm not sure if Jiggly's really focused.
00:41:50Girl, you look like a horse.
00:41:52Honey, that's fine.
00:41:53Horses have gorgeous legs.
00:41:54You look like you've been kicking, all right.
00:41:55Kicking flour.
00:41:56Put some lotion on them assy ass knees.
00:41:57This is a competition.
00:41:58Focus on yourself.
00:42:00What's your costume look like compared to mine?
00:42:03Jiggly did win the photo contest.
00:42:05She did.
00:42:06And I'm not trying to say she didn't deserve to win.
00:42:07Say it.
00:42:08But I would like to see our photos.
00:42:10No shade.
00:42:11I would like to see her photos too.
00:42:11Because I would like to compare.
00:42:12Because the picture they used of her, I was not impressed.
00:42:14I wasn't either.
00:42:14I'm going to be honest.
00:42:15So I would like to see all our pictures and see what's the teeth.
00:42:17She's looking up.
00:42:18Her face is covered.
00:42:19Girl.
00:42:20She fell off the thing for goodness sake.
00:42:22How does someone that falls off the block win?
00:42:24That makes no sense.
00:42:26I would like to see all of ours so we can.
00:42:28So you can compare and see which ones.
00:42:29Exactly.
00:42:30Really the better ones.
00:42:30Yeah.
00:42:32So besides Jiggly, who do you think is going to be in the bottom two?
00:42:35Alisa.
00:42:35Alisa.
00:42:36Alisa.
00:42:38Her chest looks like a Muppet.
00:42:40It does.
00:42:41She loves those tits, girl.
00:42:42I don't care.
00:42:42She's living for those titties.
00:42:43They look like they came out of vending machines.
00:42:46Wow.
00:42:47And let's get untucked, ladies and gentlemen.
00:42:49They're sponges and they're Muppets.
00:42:51They're Muppets.
00:42:53You know, the girls with splotchy body makeup, runs in their tights, visible padding, lines
00:42:59right here.
00:42:59It needs to be stopped.
00:43:01There's a thing called a hand mirror and you look and then you see the back.
00:43:04So, well, you've already said that you've been on all these TV shows and everything.
00:43:07So why are you here doing this?
00:43:13I'm doing it because I'm a drag queen and I need the stamp of approval from RuPaul to
00:43:16be a superstar.
00:43:17I mean, RuPaul has found America's next drag superstar.
00:43:20You don't need RuPaul to be big.
00:43:22Granted, yes, this is going to put my name out there to millions of people.
00:43:25But I can say for a fact that people knew who Fifi was before I even got here.
00:43:28So I don't need RuPaul to say you're sickening.
00:43:30I know I'm sickening.
00:43:31I don't need her to tell me that.
00:43:32I'd like it.
00:43:33There's nothing wrong with wanting approval from the top person in our industry.
00:43:36You need that to feel better about yourself?
00:43:38No, but I want it.
00:43:39And there's nothing wrong with wanting it.
00:43:41You can want it.
00:43:42I personally don't need RuPaul to tell me.
00:43:54I want it.
00:43:57I want it.
00:44:10I want it.
00:44:12I want it.
00:44:32I want it.
00:44:34I want it to be player.
00:44:35Right over there.
00:44:39Like pretty simple.
00:44:42I think what we need to realize is that we all come from different backgrounds.
00:44:45This is Willem's life.
00:44:46This is what he has to talk about.
00:44:47I'm not knocking her life, but don't sit there and, girl, and you know it.
00:44:50You have been, you've been saying it constantly.
00:44:53Girl, am I the only one?
00:44:54I agree.
00:44:55I've never meant to make anyone feel small or lesser.
00:45:00I talk about my life, and that's it.
00:45:02But girl, you're not even making an attempt to make friends.
00:45:04You stick in your corner, and you don't conversate with anybody.
00:45:06We're all being friendly and stuff.
00:45:07I was the first one in the room.
00:45:07That's just where I put my stuff.
00:45:08That doesn't mean you don't have to be friends with anybody or talk to people.
00:45:10This is a sisterhood.
00:45:11This is a sorority now.
00:45:12Girl, I don't care if Alexander McQueen made that himself.
00:45:14I don't care.
00:45:15Don't rub it in our faces or come by and say, oh, I like your outfit.
00:45:18Oh, it looks like I do have competition.
00:45:19Bitch, I have so much competition to bring here.
00:45:22Amen.
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:24I don't trust Fifi.
00:45:25She's the only one.
00:45:26She was so mad that I was here, and I'm just like, girl, you can't do anything about it.
00:45:31Like, why are you yelling?
00:45:35Safe is not enough.
00:45:36If you want to win the competition, we have to be the best of the best.
00:45:39Listen, now I know you said that, but you were hurting in those shoes, girl.
00:45:44You know what I'm saying?
00:45:45What's your deal with the shoes?
00:45:46Do you not wear shoes at all?
00:45:47This is just the first days we hurt.
00:45:48Baby, my shoes broke.
00:45:50I had a face in that stage that I looked like I was doing caca.
00:45:54Do all your shoes break?
00:45:56I'm not a person to be in this kind of shoes.
00:45:59Yeah, exactly.
00:45:59I'm not a person.
00:46:00Why are you wearing them?
00:46:02Because they are the one that fits with my outfit, and I want it to look good.
00:46:06A month before coming here, I twisted my ankle, so I shouldn't be in those heels at all.
00:46:10You can't use the shoe thing as an excuse.
00:46:12I mean, you've got to rhinestone some wedges, some flip-flops, something.
00:46:15You've got to make it work.
00:46:17I'm a little tired of hearing her complain about her shoes.
00:46:20Oh, oh, oh.
00:46:21And I'm like, girl, it's competition.
00:46:23Push through it.
00:46:25In your defense, and because I understand the pain of feet and agony, bitch, this is
00:46:30a lot of weight that we have to teeter and balance on.
00:46:34And I understand that's our problem, but it is a problem.
00:46:37I'm not trying to read or anything, but it's like, this is a TV show.
00:46:40It's a competition.
00:46:41You knew what to bring, and you guys should have brought shoes that were comfortable.
00:46:45No, because y'all bitches would have some shit to say.
00:46:47I used to be over 200 pounds.
00:46:49I'm obviously not over 200 pounds anymore.
00:46:51Correct.
00:46:51I'm not over 200 pounds, because people didn't want to put me on TV over 200 pounds.
00:46:57They wanted me like this, and now I'm working.
00:47:00So I'm just saying, like, you're in my league, so you can't make excuses about shoes.
00:47:07I wanted to clap over the head, because I'm very successful, and guess what?
00:47:13I'm in this industry.
00:47:14I am Latrice motherfucking Royale.
00:47:18I am the fiercest big bitch that this world has to offer.
00:47:23I am here because I want the world to see what I have to offer.
00:47:28None of you will deter me or try to break me from that.
00:47:31I am 20 years in the business, and I know my job.
00:47:36I just want you guys to all know that.
00:47:38You all are fierce, and you are all sickening, so no girl in this competition should make you
00:47:43feel lesser than.
00:47:44No matter whether you've been on TV, or I don't care where you've been.
00:47:49Can we talk about this real quick?
00:47:51What Rue meant by making a more lasting impression?
00:47:53We're all losers right now.
00:47:55I mean, we're all fourth or below.
00:47:56I'm not a loser.
00:47:58Well, did we win anything?
00:47:59Don't put me in a loser.
00:48:00Well, I'm a loser.
00:48:01Well, you can say you're a loser, but bitch, I ain't no loser.
00:48:03Well, we didn't win.
00:48:04None of us won tonight.
00:48:05Girl, I won just by being here, and I worked my ass off out there.
00:48:07Well, girl, don't hold us losers.
00:48:08Bitch, we've been working our ass off to get here, and I'm a winner just by being on season four.
00:48:11So don't put me in a category of being a loser.
00:48:13You can keep that to yourself.
00:48:15Okay, let me rephrase.
00:48:15None of us won tonight.
00:48:18None of us won tonight.
00:48:19That's better.
00:48:20Aw, you're welcome.
00:48:22Willem thinks she's just going to glide through this competition by not helping people or talking to people,
00:48:26and reality, bye boo, you're at the end of the list.
00:48:32While Sharon Needles was being critiqued on the main stage,
00:48:35Fifi was talking about her in the lounge.
00:48:38Honestly, as much as she annoyed me at first, Sharon, she turned the party.
00:48:42And I did not expect that.
00:48:43And when I saw her sewing, it looked like a tube sock to me.
00:48:46And I was like, she did it, though.
00:48:47She was apocalyptic zombie down.
00:48:52Is this her only look, though?
00:48:53This is why I was wondering, because this competition, I think, was really easy for her to excel in, because
00:48:58it's her.
00:48:59Yeah, that's her.
00:49:00But you know what?
00:49:01If they say, you know what, give a fishy look, then I think she can do it.
00:49:05Hmm?
00:49:05I do.
00:49:06No, seriously.
00:49:07That is a good question.
00:49:08I've seen her in the contacts, the pale white skin, the really crazy hair.
00:49:11So can she give, like, without the contacts?
00:49:13I think she can.
00:49:15I think she can, too.
00:49:16I think she can do it.
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:17Girlfriend doesn't really know how to sew, so she worked within her means and made it happen.
00:49:22I'm going to say this, though.
00:49:22If you don't know how to sew, good luck.
00:49:26In this competition, that's what I'm going to say.
00:49:28Like, good luck.
00:49:28That's fair.
00:49:29And there's no shade, but good luck.
00:49:31Today, it really took a village to help Milan with the sewing machine.
00:49:34It's really important to be able to sew, and Milan was really almost in tears.
00:49:39If you don't know how to sew, good luck, because 90% of this is sewing.
00:49:42And I'm going to work my fucking ass off to make sure that I'm not going home.
00:49:47If I had to go down because I, you know, didn't sew it well, then fine.
00:49:50But they picked me for a reason.
00:49:52Work on it.
00:49:52Learn it.
00:49:53I've been doing this shit a long time, and I will say, if you don't know how to swim,
00:49:57do not come and swim in my pool.
00:49:59You better learn how to do your wigs, to sew your shit, to do your makeup, etc., etc., etc.
00:50:05Anybody who can't sew or make their own costumes doesn't belong here.
00:50:10I think people underestimate what I do.
00:50:13I was really trained with the sewing, and I really wanted people to see that I'm making the attempt.
00:50:18I'm definitely going to try as hard as I can, but there's a reason why I was here.
00:50:22Absolutely.
00:50:26Picaru, I see you.
00:50:27Rude.
00:50:28Oh, my God.
00:50:29Please make your way to the gold bar, where a surprise awaits you in your big pink box.
00:50:37Oh, I love a big pink box.
00:50:39Go, let's go.
00:50:40Get up.
00:50:46Is Shangela in there?
00:50:48Is Shangela's head?
00:50:50One, two, three.
00:50:53Uh-oh.
00:50:55What's it say, girl?
00:50:56Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
00:51:00That's a hint?
00:51:01What were we wishing for?
00:51:02I wanted a vagina.
00:51:05No, I wish for $100,000 back to me, honey.
00:51:08Corrin's in the bank.
00:51:09Y'all wish for me to be nice, and I'm going to try.
00:51:14Did we wish for something in the other room?
00:51:16Our pictures!
00:51:17Yeah.
00:51:18Oh, there you are.
00:51:22Oh, my God.
00:51:24You better do it.
00:51:25You look gorgeous.
00:51:26That's an old lady right there, girl.
00:51:27Get in.
00:51:36I love that.
00:51:37You are giving over-the-shoulder action.
00:51:41I don't know what to do.
00:51:43I don't know how to look.
00:51:44That is a poster girl, honey.
00:51:46That's hot.
00:51:46You fell?
00:51:46Girl, I fell all the way down.
00:51:48Electro-shock.
00:51:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:51:52Queen down, queen down.
00:51:54Oh, but she's readily photographed.
00:51:55Oh, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:51:56She's gorgeous.
00:51:57The end of the world will be photographed.
00:52:00Yes, Shirley Ralph in the afterglow.
00:52:02Bitch, let me just let it off.
00:52:03I need to play voice.
00:52:05That's all right.
00:52:06Mahogany down, mahogany.
00:52:08Yeah!
00:52:10Shut the fuck up!
00:52:10Shut the fuck up!
00:52:12Dang.
00:52:12I love it!
00:52:13I love it!
00:52:18Oh, my God.
00:52:20Kelly Rowland.
00:52:21That is Kelly Rowland.
00:52:22Easy breezy peasy.
00:52:24Color girl.
00:52:25Easy breezy color girl.
00:52:26I love it.
00:52:27Oh, that's beautiful.
00:52:28That's great.
00:52:30That's good.
00:52:30Bitch, I love that.
00:52:31You look gorgeous.
00:52:32Pretty amazing.
00:52:35Oh.
00:52:36Oh, look how that actually shacked up.
00:52:38It's not as cute as you are in person, though.
00:52:40All I like is the legs.
00:52:43Willem, not a drag queen.
00:52:44Did you clock the five o'clock shadow?
00:52:47I'll just say that after seeing these photos,
00:52:49I'm really not certain that Jiggly should have won that challenge.
00:52:51What do you guys think?
00:52:52I agree.
00:52:53I thought Laqueer should have won that challenge.
00:52:55Laqueer should have won that challenge.
00:52:57But Jiggly should have definitely not won it.
00:52:59No.
00:52:59Fuck Jiggly.
00:53:03Ladies, you six represent the best and the worst of the week.
00:53:09It is time for the judges' critiques.
00:53:12First up, LaShawn Bion.
00:53:16In the workroom, you seemed kind of nervous.
00:53:18Do you feel more comfortable now?
00:53:20No.
00:53:21It's a competition.
00:53:22I'm always worried.
00:53:23I'm worried now.
00:53:23I'm nervous.
00:53:24America's next drag superstar needs nerve.
00:53:27She doesn't need to be nervous.
00:53:29I am impressed that she can carry that giant thing on her head.
00:53:34I mean, I have this giant thing on my head, and it's bad enough.
00:53:37As a symbol, I think it's really great.
00:53:39Like, a strong black woman with the world on her head.
00:53:42I love all the disparate parts that you put together to create this overall silhouette.
00:53:47Is there anything you'd like to say to the judges, LaShawn?
00:53:49I'm just in disbelief.
00:53:51What can't you believe?
00:53:52That I'm here.
00:53:53Bitch, you're here.
00:53:54Yeah, honey, you better snap out of it.
00:53:55You're here.
00:53:56Play to win.
00:53:57Okay.
00:53:59Up next, we've got Sharon Needles.
00:54:01Hello, RuPaul.
00:54:02How did you feel up there on the runway?
00:54:04Oh, I felt drop-dead gorgeous.
00:54:08This is my kind of goal.
00:54:09I mean, I love the blood.
00:54:12And this is a whole different kind of take on drag queens.
00:54:15You know, everyone sort of, like, survived the apocalypse and made do with what was left.
00:54:18You took it one step further, and you didn't survive the apocalypse.
00:54:21You came back to life to terrorize these bitches.
00:54:24Thank you, Sharon Needles.
00:54:25Next up, Jiggly Caliente.
00:54:28Hey, Mama.
00:54:30I think no one can accuse you of not having a great pair of legs, first of all.
00:54:34But there's a little too much.
00:54:36It's sort of like, oh, my God, I'm getting my eyeballs assaulted.
00:54:39Just a little bit less.
00:54:40Could have been more.
00:54:42Jiggly is a ball of energy and funny, and I love that.
00:54:45But, girl, right now you're a mess.
00:54:47Things are falling off.
00:54:47Fix your tutu.
00:54:48Obviously, in your privates and stuff.
00:54:50No, girl, that privates are for the...
00:54:52Jiggly, is there anything you'd like to say to the judges?
00:54:54There's more.
00:54:55So much more.
00:54:57More than what you've got on?
00:54:58Well, but I'm talking about all my clothes, all my drag, when I wear it out here.
00:55:02We've heard that story before.
00:55:05You have got to bring your A-game every single time.
00:55:09There's $100,000 at stake.
00:55:10The time to bring it is every single time you come out to this runway.
00:55:14Every single time.
00:55:15I'm with Mama.
00:55:17Next up, Kenya Michaels.
00:55:19Hola.
00:55:20So why a firebird?
00:55:22I really choose a firebird because if you think in the end of the world, you think on fire, and
00:55:27I love that.
00:55:28You pounded this runway.
00:55:29You came out.
00:55:30You were on fire.
00:55:31I wish you had your wings with you right now, because I'd like to see the work you put into
00:55:35them.
00:55:36You know that old phrase, don't get your panties in a bunch?
00:55:38Yes.
00:55:39Well, your panties look a little bit like they're in a bunch, like a little diaper.
00:55:42My problem is it doesn't look really post-apocalyptic, but I still think you're beautiful and you kill a runway.
00:55:48Thank you, Kenya.
00:55:50Next up, Alisa Summers.
00:55:52Tell me about your outfit.
00:55:53I wanted to give kind of a post-apocalyptic S&M goddess.
00:55:56And tell me the significance of the tool jetting out of the areola.
00:56:01I like to shoot fire out of my titties.
00:56:02Oh, okay.
00:56:03The boobuses.
00:56:04Where'd those come from?
00:56:05What it is, it's built like a swimsuit, and it's just got the titties built right onto it.
00:56:08I was getting scared.
00:56:09I thought you were going to say you pulled everything up from down there.
00:56:11From down here, all the way up, yes.
00:56:13You got some big ones, girl.
00:56:15And I'm feeling right now like my makeup is looking natural.
00:56:19When you came out, I didn't really see anything post-apocalyptic about your wardrobe.
00:56:24It's not couture either.
00:56:26Even had you come out looking like a big garbage heap or something, then there would have still been more
00:56:30effort made to me than what you have on.
00:56:33Who the frig says what couture is anyway?
00:56:35I don't get it.
00:56:36For him to say that's not couture, well, it's couture to me, girl.
00:56:39And I love how much makeup you have on.
00:56:42They kind of match.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:44Next up, the princess.
00:56:46Nice outfit.
00:56:47Who shot the lifeboat?
00:56:48You know, it feels like it has a nautical theme a little bit to me.
00:56:52I'm kind of like Dennis Hopper in Waterworld.
00:56:54I love that you approached it from a nautical standpoint.
00:56:57The world being consumed by water as opposed to fire and brimstone, which is what everyone else did.
00:57:01You put together a well-constructed look.
00:57:04But there's no dirt and you're going through an apocalypse.
00:57:06Like, it's completely like your whites are whiter than I've ever done my laundry in my life.
00:57:12All right.
00:57:13Well, girls, I think we've heard enough.
00:57:15While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:57:21You may leave the stage.
00:57:24What did you think about what the judges had to say about your outfit?
00:57:27You know, they kind of said you were a little misty.
00:57:28They're like, we hate what you're wearing.
00:57:30And the fact that I don't know how to sew, well, what am I going to do?
00:57:33I'm making do with what I can and what I do know.
00:57:35So if they don't like it, oh, fucking well.
00:57:38I did what I could and that's it.
00:57:39But, you know, I've heard a couple of people make the comment about them not knowing how to sew.
00:57:43But, I mean, this is the fourth season.
00:57:46To say that you don't know how to sew, I don't think it's really an excuse.
00:57:48Okay, well, the thing is, I don't need to sew to become the next drag superstar.
00:57:52When I get paid, I will make somebody else do it.
00:57:56Why do I got to do it?
00:57:57But what if this makes you go home?
00:57:59Because Beyonce don't be sewing her shit.
00:58:01Come on, seriously, don't give me that.
00:58:03I don't want any of that shit.
00:58:05What?
00:58:05I didn't graduate for fashion design.
00:58:07That's not what I went to school for.
00:58:08I went to school for illustration.
00:58:09Well, I didn't graduate high school and I've never done a stitch in my entire life.
00:58:12And I sewed every stitch in this gown.
00:58:14What do you want, a medal?
00:58:15I'm not saying that.
00:58:16I'm just saying you should have gave it a chance or gave it an opportunity.
00:58:19Sweetie, I did give it a chance.
00:58:20You see this shit on my head?
00:58:21You should have just explained to them a little more about how it was apocalyptic,
00:58:24how it was end of the world-ish,
00:58:25instead of just hiding behind a Heatherette couture look.
00:58:28The whole, I'm like the tranny hooker that killed her pimp,
00:58:31the cock rings on my bracelet.
00:58:32Girl, what else did you want me to say?
00:58:34I think you would kill your pimp whether it was the end of the world or not.
00:58:36Did I not say that, though?
00:58:38I don't know how apocalyptic you made your definition of it, to be honest.
00:58:41It was like, okay, the world ended.
00:58:42I had to make money somehow, so I'm still hooking,
00:58:45but I, girl, I don't care.
00:58:47I'm over it.
00:58:47Whatever.
00:58:59See, the thing with you, though, is you need to prove to them what you naturally do.
00:59:04You don't learn the it factor.
00:59:06It's inside of the person, whether you like it or not.
00:59:09You can learn how to sew and get better.
00:59:12Some people can sew, some people cannot.
00:59:14But look at it this way.
00:59:16I just started learning how to do my own makeup when I decided to audition for the show.
00:59:20But I'm not going to sit around and say,
00:59:21oh, I don't really know how to do makeup like that, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:59:24No, it's not an excuse.
00:59:26It's not an excuse, but that is the reality of it.
00:59:28But this is not the first season.
00:59:31And there is something I've noticed.
00:59:33Hold up, hold up.
00:59:33Because this is not the first season.
00:59:35This video, how come you don't know how to do your makeup?
00:59:37So how come your makeup ain't nice?
00:59:38Maybe it's not.
00:59:39But I'm looking at girls that look nice,
00:59:41and I'm picking up pointers from them,
00:59:43and then maybe the second week or the third week,
00:59:45I don't know how to paint well.
00:59:46I do know how to do other things.
00:59:47But it's irrelevant for you to sit here and keep on saying,
00:59:50I don't know how to sew.
00:59:51This is the best I can do.
00:59:52Fuck that, because I could have went on the show and said,
00:59:53RuPaul, I don't know how to do makeup.
00:59:55This is the best I can do.
00:59:56No.
00:59:57I didn't say that, but this is what I can do,
00:59:59and this is what I made.
01:00:00That's it.
01:00:00I didn't make no excuses.
01:00:01Like, oh, well, I don't know how to sew.
01:00:03You did say that.
01:00:03And I didn't say this.
01:00:04You didn't say that.
01:00:04I said I didn't know how to sew.
01:00:05And this is what I made.
01:00:06Okay, so you don't know how to sew.
01:00:07That's my excuse, because I still made something.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:09If you lacking one thing, somebody else ain't lacking,
01:00:12then shut the fuck up.
01:00:13Because I didn't say nothing about nobody else,
01:00:14not knowing how to motherfuckers sew.
01:00:16And I didn't say anything about you
01:00:17going on the runway looking like that.
01:00:18I said nothing about your look.
01:00:20They said it.
01:00:20The judges said it.
01:00:22Exactly.
01:00:23I'm not here to make best buddies, bitch.
01:00:24I'm not here to be your friend.
01:00:26Then shut the fuck up,
01:00:27because you do a lot of talking.
01:00:28You've been everybody's BFF and kiki-kiki-kiki-kiki.
01:00:31No, I'm not here to be your friend.
01:00:33I'm here to fucking win $100,000
01:00:35and be the next...
01:00:36Okay, then why?
01:00:37If I get along with girls, I get along with them.
01:00:38And clearly, I don't get along with you.
01:00:40That's fine.
01:00:40I don't have to be your friend.
01:00:42I don't have to be your friend to win this show.
01:00:44This is not RuPaul's best friend race.
01:00:45No shit, Sherlock.
01:00:52I'm learning, but I'm not going to sit around making excuses.
01:00:56Ru don't want to hear no excuses.
01:00:58I can work on myself while I'm here.
01:01:00Now, LaShawn, you can't even paint yourself.
01:01:02Go home, bitch.
01:01:03Shut up.
01:01:08Hey!
01:01:09Hey!
01:01:11Don't stop, bitch!
01:01:12Reunited in the lounge, Chad Michaels asked the runway girls,
01:01:15what went down on the main stage.
01:01:18Tell us what happened.
01:01:19We got read.
01:01:20What did they say?
01:01:21They read me for filth in my outfit.
01:01:23They love her.
01:01:24They love Jiggly, but it's her...
01:01:26Outfit was Cenk.
01:01:28Who read it the worst?
01:01:29Since, you know, he said that...
01:01:31I should have...
01:01:32Everything, this was fine, this was fine,
01:01:34but this in the middle,
01:01:35he said I should have just left it alone.
01:01:37Because I added too much in the middle.
01:01:40We all kind of felt and knew that your outfit was a little bit weak.
01:01:42But I'm not a sower, though.
01:01:43So I did what I could with what I know what I can make.
01:01:48So cutting to the chase.
01:01:50Yes, let's hit the bottom.
01:01:52Who's going to be lip-syncing, do you think, right now?
01:01:54I'm prepared to lip-sync as in case.
01:01:55But Elvira loved her titties
01:01:56and was afraid that she was coming after her career.
01:02:00Hey, Chad, you know how we said LaShawn hasn't been speaking
01:02:03and that she's been a very mum person this entire time?
01:02:05I didn't know if she had the fucking flu
01:02:07or if she was just a fucking bitch.
01:02:09I've never heard a louder fucking scream in my life.
01:02:12Her and Jiggly.
01:02:13You know what?
01:02:14At this point, if I have the lip-sync,
01:02:16let's go.
01:02:17I'm down.
01:02:19The girls left the interior illusions lounge
01:02:21to take their positions back on the main stage.
01:02:25All right, just between us girls.
01:02:27Let's start with LaShawn Beyond.
01:02:30I thought the outfit was fierce.
01:02:31I love the headdress.
01:02:33She's kind of uncomfortable.
01:02:34She kind of looks like she's at her first prom.
01:02:36Yeah, what was that about?
01:02:37Maybe she needs a couple more years to cook, you know?
01:02:40I thought LaShawn, more than any of the other queens,
01:02:42really met this challenge head-on.
01:02:44There's definitely some skills that are worth exploring,
01:02:46but she definitely needs to overcome her shyness.
01:02:49Yeah, it's cute for a taste, but not for a swallow.
01:02:52Sharon Needles.
01:02:53Now, I really dug her outfit.
01:02:55Really told the story.
01:02:56It's obvious she's polished and she knows what she's doing,
01:02:58but I want to see her in girl drag, too.
01:03:01I love Sharon Needles.
01:03:02Hard for me to find something bad about that.
01:03:04Jiggly Caliente.
01:03:05Really funny, funny kid.
01:03:08But that costume, I don't even know where to start.
01:03:11She looked like she threw everything but the kitchen sink in there,
01:03:14but I think I saw the kitchen sink in there.
01:03:16It was the complete opposite of the apocalypse.
01:03:18Right.
01:03:19But I'm so in love with her as a person.
01:03:21Me, too.
01:03:22Kenya Michaels, cute kid.
01:03:24When she walked down the runway, she dazzled us with those wings,
01:03:27but then she just lost them.
01:03:28She lost the most exciting part of her outfit.
01:03:31I did have an issue with the bedazzled diaper.
01:03:33Not apocalyptic at all.
01:03:34But that bitch is fierce.
01:03:37Elisa Summers.
01:03:38She's so stunningly beautiful.
01:03:39I think she's used to kind of resting on those laurels.
01:03:42Do you know what I mean?
01:03:42Yeah.
01:03:43I think it threw her a little bit.
01:03:44You know, you need more than beauty.
01:03:45I got to say, Elisa's outfit was very tacky.
01:03:49She built her whole costume around that breastplate
01:03:51instead of using it as a detail within some, like, grandeur, couture sort of concept.
01:03:56Right.
01:03:56Her outfit reminded me of the worst movie in the world.
01:03:59What?
01:03:59Showgirls.
01:04:00Stop it right now.
01:04:01I'm sorry.
01:04:02Mistress of the Dark.
01:04:03I mean, my favorite movie.
01:04:04All right.
01:04:05The Princess.
01:04:06I love the blue and the orange together.
01:04:08That was my high school colors.
01:04:10Go Bears.
01:04:11I liked and appreciated her overall look, but it wasn't really post-apocalyptic.
01:04:17I wasn't picking up her references.
01:04:18You know, I immediately got that Waterworld reference.
01:04:20I love the Pete Burns androgynous sort of vibe.
01:04:24I think she's great.
01:04:25All right.
01:04:26Silence.
01:04:28Bring back my girls.
01:04:33Welcome back, ladies.
01:04:34Now, which one of you bitches will inherit the earth?
01:04:41LaShawn Beyond.
01:04:43Your post-apocalyptic outfit towered above the other queens,
01:04:48but your personality fell flat.
01:04:53You're safe.
01:04:56You may join the other girls.
01:05:00Jiggly Caliente.
01:05:01Your totally toxic photo shoot was winning,
01:05:05but your post-apocalyptic couture was an unnatural disaster.
01:05:12I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
01:05:16When Rue tells me I'm in the bottom two, I want to die.
01:05:20I know the outfit looks jacked, but damn.
01:05:25Sharon Needles, you killed this bloody challenge,
01:05:29and you really stuck it to the other girls.
01:05:34Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge.
01:05:39You'll receive immunity from elimination next week.
01:05:44Plus, a custom gown from sequinqueen.com.
01:05:47That's sequinqueen.com.
01:05:49I won the challenge today, and I'm feeling ecstatic.
01:05:56I'll have my dress made in black with a plunging neckline.
01:06:00Hey, wait a minute.
01:06:01All right, Sharon, you may join the other girls.
01:06:10The princess, your water world-inspired couture got a little lost at sea,
01:06:17but I'm throwing you a lifeline.
01:06:20You're safe.
01:06:25Kenya Michaels, you pummeled the runway,
01:06:29but your firebird didn't fly with the judges.
01:06:34Alisa Summers, your post-apocalyptic showgirl left little to the imagination,
01:06:40but you were not breast in show.
01:06:46Kenya, you are safe.
01:06:57Alisa, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
01:07:02Bruce says I'm in the bottom two.
01:07:03It was just like, really?
01:07:04I can't believe it.
01:07:06I can't believe it.
01:07:07Two queens, stand before me.
01:07:09Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
01:07:12and save yourself from elimination.
01:07:15The time has come.
01:07:17Get your lip sync
01:07:19for your life.
01:07:23I am not giving up my spot in this competition.
01:07:25No way, no how.
01:07:26They have to pry this out of my cold, dead hands.
01:07:31Good luck,
01:07:32and don't fuck it up.
01:07:59I'm giving them bass, I'm giving them movement.
01:08:02I'm feeling very confident.
01:08:08All I can think about is kill it, kill it, kill it.
01:08:10Hit every move, hit every beat.
01:08:12I have to pull out every trick.
01:08:13I have to shoot ping pongs out of my ass if I will do it.
01:08:19Alisa is not turning it as much as Jiggly is.
01:08:22She's kicking, she's doing choreography.
01:08:24She's really turning the party.
01:08:25She had marked her territory.
01:08:26She's shit on the stage.
01:08:31Jiggly started shedding feathers and ornaments
01:08:35like a Christmas tree that was getting thrown out the window.
01:08:37I was entertained.
01:08:38I would have given it some money.
01:08:41The whole number that Alisa was doing was slow-mo girl.
01:08:45This is called Drag Race, not Drag Walt.
01:09:01Ladies, I've made my decision.
01:09:05Alisa Summers,
01:09:06you are beautiful, talented,
01:09:10and a queen for all seasons.
01:09:16Just not this one.
01:09:19Now, sashay away.
01:09:28I definitely didn't think I'd be the first person to go.
01:09:30I definitely thought there were other people more eligible
01:09:32to go home before me,
01:09:34but I'm not disappointed in myself.
01:09:36I'm disappointed in what could have been.
01:09:41Jiggly Caliente.
01:09:43May I call you Jiggly?
01:09:44Yes, Mama.
01:09:46Shantae, you stay.
01:09:50You may join the other girls.
01:09:53The Toxic Twelve.
01:09:55Condragulations.
01:09:56You'll live to die another day.
01:09:58Now, remember,
01:09:59if you can't love yourself,
01:10:01how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:10:03Can I get an amen in here?
01:10:05Amen!
01:10:07Now, let the music play.
01:10:09I'm a little bit upset.
01:10:11You know, I'm a little bit shocked as well.
01:10:12I feel like on day one
01:10:13that there were other people more eligible
01:10:15to go home before me,
01:10:16but looks aren't everything.
01:10:18So, unfortunately,
01:10:19America's not going to be able to see
01:10:20everything that I have to give,
01:10:21but I respect Bruce's decision,
01:10:23and I'm ready to go back home and see my family.