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01:30Hmm.
01:31Come and get it while it's still hot.
01:33Right!
01:33Oh!
01:36Get off!
01:37Don't you go home!
01:40Not in front of the tea's made.
01:42Oh, very well.
01:42I shall go back to Susan George.
01:46Mind you, on second thoughts, I wasn't getting very far with her either.
01:50It's not your day.
01:51Oh, I'm not bothered.
01:52You get to my age, it just comes another hobby.
01:54Listen, what are you doing Saturday?
01:56Why?
01:57Oh, nothing.
01:58I just thought if there wasn't a decent football match on, you know, if it was a nice day.
02:02Well, we could just sort of stroll down the road and get married.
02:05No, thanks.
02:05Oh, come on.
02:06We've got to get married.
02:07Why?
02:08Are you pregnant?
02:09Er...
02:10I don't think so.
02:12Er...
02:12No, no.
02:13No, I'm not.
02:14But we could do with a wedding present.
02:16Oh, listen.
02:16Twenty past eight in the morning is no time to be...
02:18Twenty past?
02:20Golly, I'm going to be late again.
02:21Relax, relax.
02:23That cock's slow.
02:24How slow?
02:25Oh, about ten minutes.
02:27Oh, you might have told me.
02:29Slow?
02:30Oh, probably.
02:31Well, there we are.
02:32You see, that could be on the top of our list.
02:33A new clock.
02:38And a new toaster.
02:39I mean, I could make you a good toast and know exactly what time I was doing it.
02:42I thought I would talk about every one of us all before, please.
02:46Yeah, plausible argument, I grant you.
02:50I said I can't discuss marriage with a mouth full of toothpaste.
02:53Are you discussing it now?
02:54That's because I've swallowed half of it.
02:55I'll be hiccuping rings of confidence all day.
02:58Oh, look, you're not taking me seriously.
02:59I am.
03:25Oh, I mean, come on, Vicky.
03:26What I'm saying is I don't think there's any harm in you making an honest man of me.
03:29Look, I know all about marriage.
03:31My parents were married.
03:33Well, I'm glad to hear it.
03:35It's only because of that they got divorced.
03:36Yes, I know, but you see, I mean, that wouldn't happen if it was us.
03:39It might.
03:40We've got some very irritating habits.
03:41Such as?
03:42Such as?
03:44Such as proposing to me all the time.
03:46Yes, I know, you see, but I'd stop doing that if we were married.
03:49That's what you say now.
03:51Anyway, I don't want to live with a married man.
03:53What sort of a girl do you take me for?
03:55Oh, no, sorry.
03:55I wasn't suggesting that.
03:56What?
03:57It's only the glamour of the uniform.
03:59You wouldn't fancy me a bit if I took this off.
04:01Oh, I would.
04:02I would.
04:04If that's married, I'll be right down there.
04:06All right.
04:12Ah, morning, Mr. Nicholls.
04:14I thought we'd already paid the rent.
04:16The Chinese takeaway is locked up.
04:18Yes?
04:19Well, I could make a quick sandwich, if you like.
04:21Well, thank you, no.
04:22I just want to get in.
04:25Ah.
04:29Yes, I see.
04:31Yes, just as I thought, it's pretty obvious what's happened here.
04:34They've joined the heavenly tongue of the moonlight flit.
04:37Exactly.
04:38Owing me three months' rent.
04:41When did you last see them?
04:43Well, it's difficult to tell against the yellow wallpaper.
04:45I don't think.
04:47Well, if they've gone to Grandin Geron Street, I'll never find them.
04:50No.
04:51Do you know what I should have guessed?
04:52I saw them loading sweet and sour pork balls onto a handcart.
04:59You seem to find this amusing, young man.
05:02Let me turn you off.
05:06Hello.
05:08What?
05:11Two small fours and one large 69.
05:18Pancake rolls and a chicken chow mein.
05:22We're closed.
05:23Oh, please.
05:24Yes, I might and only do something like this.
05:26I mean, after all, what sort of man goes around calling himself one hung low?
05:35I never liked him, you know?
05:37Or his wife.
05:40They're different from us.
05:41Oh, I think that's just a rumour.
05:44What is?
05:46Uh, well...
05:47They didn't do very good business, you know.
05:48Two hours after having one of their meals, you never felt like having a Chinese meal again.
05:55Yes, he thought he was inscrutable, you know.
05:58At least I think he did.
05:59It was hard to tell with him.
06:01That's the way.
06:02Look on the funny side.
06:03What funny side?
06:04Sorry, sorry.
06:08Yes, they must have sneaked silently away with all their bean shoots and shark fins.
06:14We didn't hear anything upstairs.
06:17When?
06:17When didn't you hear anything?
06:19That was probably when they were doing it.
06:21Uh, will you excuse me a second, please?
06:24Yeah?
06:25Robin, I've got to go to work and you've got my hat.
06:27Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
06:28What's happened here?
06:29Oh, I saw.
06:30One hung lord has done moonlight prep.
06:32I've got it by now.
06:34Hello, darling.
06:35How are you?
06:36I'm fine, Dad.
06:37How are you?
06:38Oh, not too bad, thank you.
06:40Apart from a small twinge in the wallet.
06:41Oh, just think.
06:42You've got two good tenants upstairs.
06:44What could be better?
06:45One good tenant.
06:46Don't start that again, you two.
06:48Now, be fair, Victoria.
06:49I may not approve, but I haven't actually said anything about it.
06:52About what?
06:53I think that proves my point.
06:55Oh, you mean about us sleeping together.
06:56Or living together.
06:58And eating.
07:00There's not a lot of sleeping.
07:02Well, there isn't.
07:04But it is mostly living and eating.
07:08You don't have to make excuses to my father.
07:10No?
07:11Well, there is actually quite a lot of sleeping.
07:14And there's no need to rub his nose in it.
07:16No?
07:16Yes.
07:18Right.
07:18Well, we'll leave it at that, shall we?
07:22Can I give you a lift, darling?
07:24I'm going past the airport.
07:26Oh, thanks.
07:26Oh, no.
07:27My transport's here, I think.
07:34He doesn't like me, you know.
07:36It's not you.
07:37He wouldn't like any man who bedded me without benefit of clergy.
07:41See you tonight.
07:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
07:47It's all right.
07:49Come on, we're late.
07:58Eh, just a moment, young man.
08:03yes I'd like a word yes Victoria takes after her mother oh good they are both
08:16stubborn both independent and they both have a weakness for scruffy young men
08:20ah you don't happen to have a boat in the Algarve do you no well there the
08:27similarity ends Victoria and I used to have a very close relationship it was I
08:32who potty trained her you know not her mother I should have thought that that
08:36was fairly obvious she was always my favorite she's the only one you got I can
08:42count I meant between her and her mother yes I had very high hopes for her which
08:49included marriage to some young man reasonably wealthy and professional good
08:55looking sort of younger version of yourself you you might put it back are
09:00you being sarcastic no well what I am trying to say is that you are not my
09:07ideal however if you wish to ask for her hand in marriage it will not be
09:17unreasonably withheld thank you is that all thank you very much I don't
09:30suppose you've got a job yet have you oh yes yes yes you're absolutely right I
09:35haven't not yet you know but I am trying I really am trying I don't think you're
09:45trying mr. Bentley no you see the snack is there's not a lot of vacancies for
09:50chefs or even assistant chefs you see that's what I've been trained for
09:52because uh for one day I want to work my own little bistro now Robin's Nest I'm
09:56gonna call it that's my name Robin not Ness myself it's animals I always wanted to
10:04work with yeah me too roast beef lamb pork you might sound daft now but do you know
10:10what I always wanted to be a swan-upper what actually does a swan-upper do not
10:19what you think you've got a light yeah John you like swans well I've never actually
10:29tasted one lovely animals lovely birds graceful you know once they've made
10:40it for a swan that's it for life you mean they only get one crack at it no no
10:46they stick with the same mate well you they they they mess about a bit before
10:50they decide but they're only human aren't they absolutely my uncle got me
10:57interested in this he was a swan-upper God rest him you got torpedoed in the
11:04North Atlantic I didn't realize they swam out that far
11:08during the war I could have had his job but I got sidetracked by the spurious
11:14glamour of jiggered tool fitting next please take my tip you want to be a chef
11:20you be a chef don't need sidetracked all right see ya no no you keep
11:28good morning oh it's mr. Tripp isn't it Tripp Robin Tripp yes good morning you've already applied for one or
11:37two jobs
11:38hundred and seven yes the assistant cook chef there's a job here in a British
11:47rail buffet no I'd prefer something to do with food
11:53right no there's nothing I'm so sorry look have you considered applying for a
12:00government retraining scheme I've just finished training as a chef three years
12:05there's a great demand for skilled factory workers like jigging tool fitters you
12:10mean no no no no it's no good I'm not gonna own my own little piece if I start
12:14jigging and tooling your own bistro yeah doesn't have to be much just a little room
12:21kitchen the back and yes well we all have our dreams I wanted to be one of the
12:31Andrews sisters it's possible it could be done no somehow I think I've left it a
12:40little late for the Chinese couldn't make a go of it but I could but no it doesn't
12:45look much now but hang some strings of onions on the ceiling some empty candy
12:50bottles of some candles in them some soft moody music in the background oh yeah I
12:55I don't think the department would like that it's not Czech tablecloss a little
13:01bar in the corner you know where where lovers could be oh oh yes
13:07perhaps a little vase of flowers on my desk hmm but yes yes yes yes yes why not
13:13thank you thank you very much
13:23excuse me you've got anything in the way of swan-upping
13:32what are you doing do you know something I learned something today if you want to be a swan-upper
13:40the time to up swans is now while you're still young
13:44what are you talking about why be a jig and tool fitter when you can we could be one of
13:48the Andrews sisters
13:55this this is gonna be it the bistro it's got everything it's got a it's got a stove it's got
14:00a sink it's got a genius
14:01ah yes I think I see a snag only one fantastic I can think 50 of them we haven't got
14:06any money that was 49 of them but listen if we can find somebody interested who has got money right
14:12to invest in it and
14:13uh well we've been invited around this evening for dinner we have hmm well you have actually your father oh
14:20no Robert
14:36oh
14:36oh just look at it eh
14:43the baron Daniel Nouvelle Saison Pomme Sadeleys a couple of gothfuls of this will be thrusting money down me
14:50I'm not asking my father for any favors no I am and it's not a favor it's a business proposition
14:55the restaurant of the in crowd what in crowd well the crowd that will be in when I open it
15:00and your father can have a steak in it with chips if he wants them
15:03listen you don't know my father everything I've ever asked him for he's given me
15:07I'm feeling brute but he hates me being independent just won't accept the fact that I've grown up
15:11he thinks these are heat bombs melons you've reminded me
15:16I'm staying right out of it fine fine fine I'm not asking you to do anything
15:20um unless of course you'd like to put your hair up in pigtails
15:24I think not all right they should both be here soon both yeah him and his checkbook
15:28Robin have you told him why you invited him well of course I have it would be very unfair to
15:32bring him here under false pretenses
15:34I simply said that you were quite frankly pining for him oh there's a moment for this now
15:40listen I'll get him tanked up for listen hey don't you think you ought to put a dress
15:44on you know we don't want him to think that we were before he you know
15:52ah welcome mr. Nichols welcome do come in thank you
16:03perhaps you'd like to sit down thank you
16:09Vicky uh Vicky won't be long she's just getting dressed
16:12oh
16:14er not that she was undressed
16:17well she she was a bit you know but for no reason whatsoever
16:22oh well I've been hard at it
16:27cooking that is
16:28um
16:29sherry mr. Nichols
16:30no thank you not for me
16:39well how are things mr. Nichols
16:42I think perhaps under the circumstances you ought to call me
16:46James
16:47James
16:48right you are James
16:49well how are things Jimmy
16:53James
16:54not Jimmy
16:55James right you are James James it is
16:57James
16:59on second thoughts I don't like it call me mr. Nichols
17:03very well mr. Nichols
17:04er you know you really ought to come round here more often mr. Nichols
17:09this is the first time I've been invited since you moved in
17:12er yes well you know Vicky thought under the circumstances you didn't sort of appreciate us living together
17:17and eating you know lots and lots of eating
17:20I don't
17:22ah yes
17:23well she shouldn't be long I mean Vicky she dresses very quickly you know I imagine
17:27er Vicky
17:28er he's here this is your father mr. Nichols
17:31er he's here
17:32darling how are you
17:34hello daddy
17:34oh lovely thank you
17:36has Robin been entertaining you
17:38no
17:40yes well if you'll excuse me Jimmy
17:42mr. Nichols I've just got to go you'll love this you know
17:45this is what I call the barren d'agneau nouvelle saison pomme sardinese
17:50yes my speciality
17:52didn't Victoria mention my ulcer
17:55you know what
17:56yes I'm on a very strict diet I certainly couldn't eat that
17:58oh since when
17:59what the ulcer oh about a year ago
18:01just after you left home actually
18:04doctor put it down to
18:06anxiety
18:08I cooked this specially
18:10may I just have a glass of warm milk please
18:20you see
18:21you see
18:21in my opinion
18:22what this area really needs
18:24is a really good bistro where somebody
18:26and everybody can appreciate really good French cooking you know
18:28like this for instance
18:29er Vicky
18:30er would you like some more chauffeur or endives a la polonaise
18:33ah no not for me thanks
18:34perhaps some more petit pois
18:35no really they were delicious but no
18:38see I mean let's face it
18:40eating is one of the greatest pleasures in life
18:45you know if you haven't got enough that is
18:47perhaps you'd like some more warm milk Mr. Nicholson
18:50no thank you I mustn't make a pig of myself
18:54so you er you want me to rent you the place downstairs
18:59well I don't see why not
19:01you will in a minute
19:02see I can't afford it
19:04which brings me to the second part of my proposition
19:07just a moment I'm still thinking about the first part
19:10I can't afford it you can
19:13I don't want to rent it
19:14I own it exactly
19:17so where was I
19:19you were saying that you could afford it once the bistro gets going
19:22right
19:22but you need some capital to start up
19:24precisely
19:24and you think I'm mad enough to invest in you
19:26absolutely
19:28I mean you see I mean
19:31have you heard of the term sleeping partners
19:34er in the business sense of the word I mean
19:36it's an investment we don't want you to do us any favours
19:39oh I see you want me to lend you the money to pay myself my own rent
19:44but you don't want any favours
19:45no unless of course you'd like to lower it a bit
19:47are you familiar are you familiar with the term I should cocoa
19:51no
19:52no
19:52that's right
19:53no
19:55after all it's not even as though you were a
19:58son-in-law
19:59that is blackmail
20:01what is
20:02I'll make some coffee
20:03where's the pot
20:04in the bedroom
20:05we had coffee in bed this
20:06before
20:07it's in that room there
20:12I've done it dozens of times in the last six months
20:16have you
20:17proposed
20:18and she says no she just does not want to get married
20:21really
20:21no really it's true it's true
20:22Vicky
20:23watch this Vicky
20:24er will you marry me
20:25no thanks
20:26no thanks
20:27oh why not why not
20:29we've been through all that
20:30we've been through all that
20:32anyway
20:33Victoria trip
20:34just doesn't sound right
20:35well it could be worse
20:36I mean
20:37my name could have been Station
20:43Victoria Station
20:47I don't understand you young people
20:49I mean
20:50what would happen if you had a child
20:52it is possible I take it
20:53oh yes yes it is possible
20:55oh yes it could happen easily
20:57easily quite easily
20:57a simple yes would be more than sufficient
21:01what I'm trying to tell you young man is that you should not take no for no
21:03right
21:04will you lend him enough money
21:05no I will not
21:08also
21:08I think it's the smell of that gravy
21:10oh
21:10would you like some more warm milk
21:12oh my god no
21:13no
21:14Victoria
21:14I think that perhaps I should be going darling
21:16oh
21:18well
21:18thank you for a most pleasant
21:22I'll see myself out
21:27goodbye darling
21:28bye daddy
21:36oh well
21:37oh well
21:39I bet you'd lent me the money if I wanted to be an Andrews sister
21:42never mind
21:43who were the Andrews sisters anyway
21:44oh everyone knows that
21:46Eamon
21:47Archie and Leversault
21:51Inter-European Airways
21:53will passengers for flight KZ 469 for Geneva
21:58please proceed to gate number 6 for embarkation
22:03attention
22:03Inter-European Airways
22:17thank you sir
22:19hello Robin
22:20don't worry it doesn't could I have a quick one with Vicky
22:22yes she's through there
22:25I didn't see you
22:29attention s'il vous plaît
22:30Monsieur Ebert
22:33passager de Bruxelles
22:34viens immédiatement au bureau d'information
22:37merci
22:37oh very good encore
22:40surprise
22:42come to take you up for lunch celebrations
22:44what
22:44well I've landed it this morning
22:46government retraining scheme as a jig and tool fitter
22:49I start Monday
22:50oh Robin
22:51no no come on
22:52it's a secure job
22:52it's dull but it's secure
22:54Robin
22:55let's get married
22:56no come on you're doing this for all the wrong reasons
23:00I mean you're doing it for your father
23:01and the money
23:03yes and no
23:05oh come on Vicky you've said it yourself
23:07you've got a good sex life without getting married
23:09it's not going to change our sex life
23:10it might
23:12I'd always have the feeling that your father was between us
23:14in bed
23:16very likely
23:17I thought you wanted to up swans
23:20I do but I can do it as a hobby
23:22unless we have a baby
23:23we won't have a baby
23:25you mean you're on the phone aren't you
23:28well I remember
23:29oh my god
23:32Vicky what are you trying to tell me
23:33I'm not trying to tell you anything
23:35you're telling everybody else
23:36the tannoy's on
23:37what?
23:38oh fuck
23:39oh fuck
23:40oh fuck
23:41oh fuck
23:42oh fuck
23:43oh fuck
23:45oh fuck
23:56oh fuck
23:59oh fuck
24:00oh fuck
24:02oh fuck
24:03oh fuck
24:04oh fuck
24:05oh fuck
24:06oh fuck
24:07oh fuck
24:08oh fuck
24:08oh fuck
24:08Bye-bye, bye-bye
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