00:00As the nostalgia critic says you cannot have humor without someone getting
00:06You know, what's the word?
00:09Someone someone getting hurt
00:12Without pain without some kind of is the nostalgia critic implying that what he does at conventions where he pokes people in the eyes is
00:20Perfectly acceptable. I mean, it's funny. Does he really poke people? Yeah, he gets his little fingers. He pokes people in the eyes
00:26That's a great glitch
00:28He makes sure to color in his fingernails with permanent markers first
00:33Yeah, he leaves them in you like a bee stinger his fucking fingernails come out
00:37He scratches down people's backs giving them nostalgia tattoos
00:43He goes remember me
00:46And then Spoonie runs up with a spoon and carves a big chunk out of your back and runs away
00:51At the end of everything after they've all had their peace you pass out and then you wake up in a dark room and
00:57Guru- Guru Larry is just sitting there
00:59He goes hello you
01:01By the way I-
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