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Marcos y Eva, intentan recuperar la normalidad con sus respectivas parejas, Rachel y Alex. La pasión se desata entre ellos y acaban pasando la noche juntos. Lucía les descubre y convence a Marcos para que deje tranquila a Eva argumentando que aunque la quiere, no sabe hacerle feliz. Diego y Lucía llevan varios meses intentando concebir un hijo pero ella no logra quedarse embarazada. Preocupado por la situación, Diego confiesa a Santiago y a Fiti su temor de que un problema fisiológico le impida tener descendencia. Su hermano y el mecánico de Santa Justa sospechan que puede tratarse de una “patología muscular” y le aconsejan que alterne baños de agua fría y caliente en sus genitales. Poco después, Diego acude a la consulta del médico y recibe una mala noticia: es posible que las paperas que acaba de pasar le hayan dejado estéril. A la espera de los resultados de las pruebas de fertilidad, el hombre propone a su amigo Fiti que le done espermatozoides para tener un hijo. La familia adquiere un televisor nuevo y un DVD, sin embargo, la alta tecnología dura poco en el hogar de los Serrano cuando Guille y Teté rompen ambos electrodomésticos en el transcurso de una pelea por el control del mando a distancia. Para evitar la reprimenda de sus padres, los niños revuelven la casa para simular un robo.
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00:00:00Life is like a supermarket
00:00:11My father says that life is like a supermarket,
00:00:15with aisles full of things to choose from.
00:00:18What I like most about going to the supermarket
00:00:20It helps me to get to know my family better.
00:00:25Lucía wants it all and doesn't care about the price.
00:00:27Oh, the plans!
00:00:29That makes my father very nervous
00:00:31because he prefers to buy only discounted items.
00:00:34We'll leave it here, we'll leave it here.
00:00:35One thing, you see, is that you have to choose between what is on offer and quality.
00:00:39Offer, quality, quality, price, offer...
00:00:41No, no, mate, because there's a lot of cat and very little hare here.
00:00:43Look, let's get the soaps there.
00:00:46But this? But what do you want with all this?
00:00:47Because yes, because we need it, man.
00:00:49The bad thing about having to choose is that, as soon as you do,
00:00:52You notice that on the shelf opposite
00:00:55There was something much better.
00:00:56Hey Diego, why don't we change the television?
00:01:00Ours is already a mess.
00:01:01What do you say about a potato?
00:01:03That ours is a complete mess is perfectly clear on our TV.
00:01:05It's perfectly visible, so no...
00:01:06It's perfectly visible; if we're not careful, we can even see Starkey Hatch.
00:01:08but almost without understanding it.
00:01:10Starkey Hatch, I mean, he's saying she's old, that's why he says...
00:01:12Some people prefer new things, like Lucía,
00:01:14and others, like my father, who always insist on preserving old things.
00:01:19No, this one is better, this one is better, this one is better.
00:01:23This one takes over the living room, and this one doesn't.
00:01:26But Diego, please, it's bigger.
00:01:27Yes, but it won't take over the living room.
00:01:29Which one do you like more?
00:01:31Hey!
00:01:32No, theirs seemed silly, you know?
00:01:35I liked the expensive one too, but in the end we won't go with the cheap one.
00:01:37And the thing is, when it comes to shopping, my father is more predictable than Spain in a European Championship.
00:01:53So much so that a banknote with a vacuum cleaner in his hand.
00:01:56What are these people doing?
00:01:58Did I get pregnant because of the TV?
00:02:00Diego, please.
00:02:01What are you doing?
00:02:03What are you doing?
00:02:05No, no, it's just that you really are, you really are, you really are what...
00:02:13That's it for me, that's it.
00:02:15I'm going to deduct it from your pay.
00:02:16My father is the one who makes the decisions at home.
00:02:19That's why in the end we bought the TV that Lucía had chosen.
00:02:22But for once it would have been better to have listened to him.
00:02:25And not spend so much money.
00:02:27Because that TV was going to bring misfortune into the house.
00:02:31Do you want to get down from there, man? We're going to have a fight.
00:02:33A station platform, under the blazing sun.
00:02:37You were talking about a skyscraper in the sky of New York.
00:02:40Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.
00:02:44I already knew that day was the end.
00:02:47Now I have much more.
00:02:52Red, black, stop and even.
00:02:54Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through.
00:02:58And a wall to hang it on.
00:03:00Seven smiling faces in a passport photo.
00:03:03My stories were not about tales made by chance.
00:03:08Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.
00:03:16One plus one equals seven.
00:03:20Who would have thought?
00:03:24That it was so easy to be happy.
00:03:28Before you came along I was a wreck, you know?
00:03:46Because?
00:03:46Because this is a very strange family.
00:03:50Yeah?
00:03:51Yeah.
00:03:52And well, I had a very intense relationship with Marcos.
00:03:56With Marcos?
00:03:58With Marcos, your brother?
00:03:59He's not my brother.
00:04:01He's my stepbrother.
00:04:03Ah.
00:04:03And well, we got carried away and the news hit home like a bombshell.
00:04:09Then we left him, but we left him in a very bad way.
00:04:12And we live together, we see each other every day.
00:04:15You're... a mess.
00:04:17It's been a nightmare.
00:04:19Well, that's a mess, isn't it?
00:04:19Yeah.
00:04:21Hey, are you already over him?
00:04:26Clear.
00:04:28Sure, you idiot.
00:04:29Yes, I'm with you.
00:04:33Know?
00:04:34I think that...
00:04:35Love should always be like this.
00:04:38You fall in love with someone.
00:04:41That someone falls in love with you.
00:04:43And everything is perfect.
00:04:45No, I have to go too.
00:05:03Yeah?
00:05:03Yes, I'm leaving now.
00:05:04Ah.
00:05:04I'll call you tomorrow.
00:05:05Okay.
00:05:06Hi how are things?
00:05:06Rejection?
00:05:07Yes, yes, Recha.
00:05:08Shall I accompany you to...?
00:05:09No, I can accompany you if you want.
00:05:10Ah, okay.
00:05:11Ah, okay, okay.
00:05:12Okay, fine.
00:05:13See you later.
00:05:13Bye.
00:05:15Bye.
00:05:20How funny.
00:05:22Yeah.
00:05:24Well.
00:05:26It seems like everything's going well, you're hooking up with that girl, right?
00:05:28Yes, nothing, it's just that it's going very well, yes.
00:05:32I'm very happy to hear it.
00:05:34That...
00:05:35I'm sorry for everything I said about her, it's not true.
00:05:39Yeah, yeah, no...
00:05:41You two make a great couple, don't you?
00:05:42Oh really.
00:05:42No, it's nothing, it's already forgotten.
00:05:45How's it going with Alex?
00:05:47Vin?
00:05:47Oh, very good.
00:05:48Yeah?
00:05:48Great, yes.
00:05:50Very good.
00:05:51You and I have to see the mess we've gotten ourselves into.
00:05:54Careful.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55Be careful, don't leave.
00:05:58Yes, the truth is that...
00:06:00It's clear that it's much better for each of us to go our own way, right?
00:06:03Yes, yes, and here too...
00:06:06Well, now there are no more problems at home, everything is fine.
00:06:10Yes, yes.
00:06:10So, are we okay? Are we happy?
00:06:12We are...?
00:06:13I am very happy.
00:06:13Me too.
00:06:14You too?
00:06:15Yes, I'm doing very well.
00:06:16Yes, yes.
00:06:16Glad to hear it.
00:06:17I'm very well.
00:06:18I'm very happy to hear it.
00:06:41Diego, I'm going to pick up the phone to call Tetri, who's staying at my house in Yoli.
00:06:45Okay?
00:06:45Okay!
00:06:50Oh! What's wrong with you?
00:06:51Nothing.
00:06:52Nothing, nothing.
00:06:54Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:06:55Nothing?
00:06:56I don't know if you have the eyes of a slaughtered lamb.
00:06:59You're in love, aren't you?
00:07:00What's that boy's name?
00:07:01Alex, right?
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:03Yes, Alex.
00:07:04Yeah.
00:07:04You look beautiful.
00:07:06I'm going to pick up the phone.
00:07:07Yes, through the tree, Isabel.
00:07:24Goes!
00:07:24Tell him to give me the ball!
00:07:25Tell him to give it back!
00:07:26I don't know if you have the girl's puppy-dog eyes.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:35Well, and if it's a boy, Santiago.
00:07:52Santi, Santi, yes, like my brother.
00:07:53And if it's a girl, then Carmen, like your mother.
00:07:55Negative.
00:07:56Okay, fine, then Santurnina like your grandmother.
00:07:58Well, Santurnina, that's not it either...
00:07:59No, Diego, the test came back negative, I'm not pregnant.
00:08:02I am not pregnant.
00:08:02But Lucia, let's see, you've had nausea this morning.
00:08:05So, that's what this test is, and it's probably expired.
00:08:07No way, man, how could it be expired?
00:08:09No, man, it says so here.
00:08:10Look, you see, it's not expired.
00:08:11And when it ends up like that, it means...
00:08:13Well, it doesn't matter anymore, because we'll just keep trying.
00:08:15We've been trying to see you for two months, Lucia.
00:08:17And lighting candles to Saint Pancras.
00:08:19Let's see if it's not Saint Pancras, because maybe it isn't Saint Pancras.
00:08:21Well, well, well, two months, which is two months.
00:08:23Well, I don't think two months is that long, is it?
00:08:27One thing, Lucia, forgive me.
00:08:28And forgive me for...
00:08:29So, where were you with this Sergi guy, the one who was...
00:08:32This, you took, I mean, I mean, it took you several months to get pregnant.
00:08:36Ugh, what a bummer!
00:08:37Sergi would say we were going to get pregnant and the next month, boom, that's it, we're done.
00:08:41I didn't even have time to get used to the idea.
00:08:43I was the same.
00:08:44Come on, yes, I played the same thing too.
00:08:46So, it was...
00:08:47We were, I was with Marta.
00:08:48And then I'd just get going and boom, right in the middle of it.
00:08:51It was a perfect hit, yes.
00:08:52The only thing that worries me is that we're not so young anymore and that our time is running out, you know?
00:08:57The rice, the rice is going to overcook.
00:08:59Yes, yes, yes, it's my fault.
00:09:00No, Diego.
00:09:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not my fault and I'll explain why.
00:09:03Because I've already thought about it and I'm going to explain it to you.
00:09:04Oh, really?
00:09:04What I've been doing up until now are advances, you understand?
00:09:07Outposts.
00:09:07In other words, I shoot, and I shoot hard, but I don't aim.
00:09:10So, from now on what I have to do is aim, aim much better.
00:09:13So, what you're telling me is that you and your little soldier are on maneuvers.
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:17And now we're going to start the war.
00:09:19Indeed.
00:09:19That's what he's telling me.
00:09:20In other words, the maneuvers are over, we've started the war.
00:09:22This is going to be the Normandy landings. Why?
00:09:24Because I'm going to bring out Diego Sarano's heavy artillery.
00:09:26Oh, really?
00:09:26The heavy one.
00:09:27Diego's heavy artillery?
00:09:28Well, look, why don't you help me if we don't relax like this and talk about the heavy artillery?
00:09:32Yes, I'm relaxing now.
00:09:33Eve.
00:09:35Eve.
00:09:38It's ten o'clock, darling.
00:09:40Come on, get up now.
00:09:42You're not going to spend all morning in bed, are you?
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Oh, how strong she is, my girl.
00:09:52God, God, we're crazy. Go away, go away, Marcos.
00:09:57They're going to pitch on us, go away.
00:09:59Okay, let's see.
00:10:03Oh my God, dude.
00:10:17Admit it, doesn't it look good?
00:10:18Doesn't it look good?
00:10:20It eats up so much of the living room, it eats up the living room.
00:10:21He's eating the living room, he's eating the living room.
00:10:22How are you going to eat the living room?
00:10:23If they're half yours, admit it.
00:10:25I liked it, it was good, it was fine, okay.
00:10:26But I liked the old one better.
00:10:27I liked the old one better because if I had...
00:10:29The old woman, if I knew that the old woman...
00:10:31One day we'll have it.
00:10:32Stay still, man, this place looks like the jungle.
00:10:33It's broken.
00:10:34Or what is this?
00:10:34Still.
00:10:35Listen carefully, we're going for a walk.
00:10:37Well, Calamonte will be left without pay, without vacations, and without children's rights.
00:10:40that rights are very important.
00:10:41Did you understand correctly?
00:10:42No vacation.
00:10:43Once again, and without a vacation.
00:10:45Okay?
00:10:45No vacation.
00:10:51Okay?
00:10:51Indeed.
00:10:52Understood?
00:10:52Do we have a deadline and not fifteen?
00:10:53Understood.
00:10:54Very good.
00:10:55Let's go.
00:10:55Old man, Mom.
00:10:56You hit me.
00:11:01Here, we'll be able to watch the ceres for a while without anyone telling us anything.
00:11:05What is this?
00:11:07A remote control.
00:11:07But what good is it?
00:11:08So that Maritere can change the channel.
00:11:10Oh really?
00:11:10Maybe this means that...
00:11:11Hey, fifteen.
00:11:12No, don't even think about it.
00:11:13Fifteen.
00:11:13Fifteen.
00:11:18No vacation.
00:11:19Once again, and without a vacation.
00:11:20Okay?
00:11:22We're lost.
00:11:24This is the end.
00:11:25I'm going to clean the brush so it doesn't disgust me as much.
00:11:28Besides, what are we going to do if it's impossible to make it look like an accident?
00:11:31If we hurry, we can catch a train and come back in ten years.
00:11:34I'm sure my father has forgotten.
00:11:36Hey, what if we tell the truth?
00:11:37I think that's going to be the best thing, right?
00:11:39Tell the truth.
00:11:44Unless...
00:11:46that someone hadn't broken into the house to steal.
00:11:48Then they couldn't blame us.
00:11:51At eleven o'clock in the morning, the thief entered stealthily, without us noticing.
00:11:59Upon reaching the door, he smashed the glass with a loud bang and entered the house.
00:12:03The first thing that caught his attention was the new television and DVD player.
00:12:08So he put them in a bag and continued searching through all the drawers for other valuables.
00:12:13Then the thief left the way he had come in without leaving a single trace.
00:12:19Fingerprint, because of the feet...
00:12:22Nobody here has torn any fabric or any DVDs, they have been stolen.
00:12:27Everything has happened exactly as we have described it.
00:12:30The goat at the peak that becomes a morrico.
00:12:32Let's see, work.
00:12:33What we've done is very wrong, okay?
00:12:34But there's no going back now.
00:12:35Then you can't take anyone with you.
00:12:37Not even if Diego takes the broom for a walk.
00:12:39We are?
00:12:40We are.
00:12:40We are?
00:12:44It's okay, Diego.
00:12:45Damn, you've only been here two months.
00:12:47And go ahead, I'll hit you with Lucia.
00:12:48Well, at any time, well, nothing.
00:12:51You hit it in the center and that's it.
00:12:52There it is, fertilized.
00:12:54What do you have to do to relax, man?
00:12:55You're there with the longing, with the longing.
00:12:57And you don't know where you're pointing.
00:12:58No, you're right, Santi.
00:12:59Because that's what Lucia tells me, to relax.
00:13:01But, man, I'm working my ass off.
00:13:03And I don't see any results.
00:13:03I don't see them.
00:13:04And then my aunt goes and tells me that Sergio, I mean, the ex-husband, apparently was a guy who could just walk right into a bed and kiss the saint.
00:13:10Hey.
00:13:10Let's see if it's that Lucia's egg hasn't changed, that it's changed owners and doesn't recognize you, doesn't recognize you and has a tear.
00:13:16But you're such a fool, what an animal, I mean, how can you say such nonsense?
00:13:19Let's see, no, the problem, what am I going to tell you, the problem is that I have what is gunpowder, do you understand?
00:13:23They're a little dry, kind of like they've been through the wringer, you know?
00:13:25In other words, my bullets are, to put it simply, blanks, blanks.
00:13:28And what Lucía needs is a real weapon, like Clinis's.
00:13:31What should I fill it with?
00:13:31What should I fill it with?
00:13:32Oh, sorry.
00:13:33No, no thanks.
00:13:34What's that?
00:13:34Well, look, me, with Candela, me with Candela, come on, where I put the fistro I put the sperm, man.
00:13:39Come on, I have my sperm with GPS, with GPS we're remote-controlled.
00:13:42Hey, well congratulations, Finti, congratulations, what can I say?
00:13:44Well, congratulations, I'm really happy for you, but you're not helping me this way, I mean, you're not helping me at all.
00:13:49Sorry, damn it, calm down, calm down.
00:13:51Do you know what you're going to have?
00:13:52That?
00:13:52A muscle problem.
00:13:54Your muscle is atrophied.
00:13:56And we have to wake him up, damn it, we have to wake him up, revive him a little.
00:13:58That's like fixing footballers' injuries.
00:14:01With a good scrub and contrast of cold and heat so that the muscle stretches and returns to its resting state.
00:14:06You nailed it, you nailed it.
00:14:07Cold and heat, cold water, hot water.
00:14:09So that the muscles wake up and run away, shouting.
00:14:12Because yours, yours are lazy, they're introverted,
00:14:15And what needs to be done is to wake you up, oh, run, run.
00:14:17Well, I'm saying some nonsense that I can't even believe myself.
00:14:20Let's see, listen to me for a moment.
00:14:21At my age, am I going to start doing scrubs and experiments now? No way.
00:14:24And I'm going to tell you something else, I'm going to tell you something.
00:14:26As for the member, as for the member, there are no sprains.
00:14:28There are no sprains in the member, which is something else.
00:14:30They're not called guinces.
00:14:31I'm not saying no, but it works for footballers.
00:14:33There must be a reason, Diego, that's why.
00:14:35Try it.
00:14:35Damn, for something like this.
00:14:36Wait, dude.
00:14:37Yes, yes, Lucia, tell me.
00:14:39Yeah.
00:14:41That?
00:14:41Damn it all, damn it all, Lucia, we've been robbed, for God's sake!
00:14:44We were robbed using the "buitrón" method; they entered our house in broad daylight.
00:14:47And they've feasted, because they've feasted.
00:14:49Yes, and everything was super fast, they must have had it all planned out.
00:14:52Yes, yes, because we heard a noise and we told each other to run to the rooms,
00:14:56It's a scare.
00:14:57Yes, but this is outrageous, isn't it?
00:14:58But you're all right, aren't you?
00:14:59Yeah.
00:15:00Hey, my love?
00:15:00Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
00:15:02Really.
00:15:03What happened?
00:15:04What happened, son?
00:15:04What happened?
00:15:05We're in the Santa Justa garden, that's what happened, look, look, look.
00:15:08Diego, just a quick look to see if anything is missing.
00:15:10Of course it's missing, they haven't taken the illustrated encyclopedia, they haven't taken
00:15:12The television and DVD players, which haven't even honored their warranties, haven't seen much of a warranty.
00:15:16They have left.
00:15:16Well, the important thing is that you're all okay, alright?
00:15:18Let them take whatever they want.
00:15:20You must have had quite a scare, didn't you?
00:15:22Yes, yes.
00:15:22No, I'm not scared of thieves. He looked mean, but he didn't scare me...
00:15:26But wait a minute, Curro, what do you mean he looked mean?
00:15:28But have you seen it?
00:15:29You didn't tell me you were in the room.
00:15:35But what do you mean, Guille?
00:15:36Are you stupid? What have you put in the child's mouth?
00:15:39The wolf could have had anything happen to him, for God's sake, he could have been kidnapped.
00:15:42What have you seen, son? What have you seen?
00:15:43Oh, what?
00:15:44Well, I saw that it was very tall, so like you, I climbed onto a bench.
00:15:49No way?
00:15:50Well, she had a very ugly face, and a scar.
00:15:55What else?
00:15:56And he had a black cape.
00:15:58Okay, that's it, that's it.
00:15:59The truth is, he's very scared.
00:16:00Yeah.
00:16:01I don't think he had time to see that much.
00:16:03I can upload it.
00:16:03Okay, yes.
00:16:04Lucio, let's call the police.
00:16:06Don't touch anything, yes, Guille.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:14That's intense, isn't it?
00:16:16Yeah.
00:16:17Just when everything seems to be going well, someone comes along and kicks the door down, huh?
00:16:21Marcos, well, I don't really know why what happened yesterday happened, because you and I have partners, right?
00:16:34And we're fine, so...
00:16:36Yes, no, come on, I've already forgotten about it, okay?
00:16:41Come on, nothing happened to me.
00:16:45Forgotten.
00:16:45Forgotten.
00:16:46Okay.
00:16:46Well, you know what?
00:16:49Don't you think the four of us should get to know each other better?
00:16:54Oh, do you know how to get out there or...?
00:16:56Yes, I don't know.
00:16:56Yes, in a friendly way, yes, well yes.
00:16:58Yes, I would like you and Alex to be friends and...
00:17:01Yes, well, and that way you'd get to know Rachel better too, who...
00:17:03Clear.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:05Shall we have dinner tonight?
00:17:08Dinner?
00:17:08Yes, all four of them.
00:17:09Ah, the four of them.
00:17:10Tonight, dinner, okay.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:13Yeah.
00:17:14Yeah.
00:17:14Well, Alex and I wanted to go on vacation together, right?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45But can you imagine the mess that could happen if I said that at home?
00:17:48Well, well, well, my father would surely say something like...
00:17:52But what vacation?
00:17:53No vacations.
00:17:53Eve, for God's sake, Eve, for God's sake, that boyfriend of yours is leading you astray.
00:17:56Do you want to bring the spring onion closer?
00:17:58Do you want to bring the spring onion closer?
00:17:59What if you don't have a vacation, Eva?
00:18:00Yes, then I would notice the dirty look.
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03What's this about a dirty look?
00:18:04The dirty look.
00:18:05Diego Serrano's famous dirty look.
00:18:08But please, if you see two footballers hugging, if you think they're coming out of the closet.
00:18:11Hey, why don't you and I go on vacation together too?
00:18:26Why don't the four of us go together?
00:18:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:31I'll tell you why.
00:18:33Because it seems like a good idea, but no, because Eva and I don't usually go on vacation together anymore.
00:18:37No, no, not together.
00:18:38No, not together, not together.
00:18:39the family with the family with the parents with the grandmother with what it is that I am
00:18:48I'm so silly and I didn't realize, I'm going to dry myself, I'm going to see the
00:18:56napkin
00:19:02Things aren't going well, they're not going terribly, Marcos.
00:19:06Everything is showing, no, no, no, no, because no, it can't be noticed because we already
00:19:11We've forgotten that, you can't tell at all, look at how I've dressed, I look like
00:19:15I was silly, I didn't know what to do, I got really nervous and I jumped out of a glass.
00:19:18But because I wanted to be... Eve, it's all forgotten, you can't tell at all, okay?
00:19:36what's happening?
00:19:43which cannot be frames
00:19:45I've been thinking about it.
00:20:10See if your father won't delay us going on vacation
00:20:15My uncle and I didn't run away
00:20:18Well, this is a muscular problem, and how do you fix muscular problems? By amputating? No, no, no, no, no, no, amputating. They're not fixed with contrast therapy (hot and cold).
00:20:42let's see
00:20:45Well, first the cold and then the heat, and after all that, hey, I'm left with a muscle that's firm and exudes a certain sweetness from afar.
00:20:51Let's go!
00:20:53come
00:20:54Cheer up, it's cold but let's...
00:20:56oh low oh
00:20:57They're turning into little cubes, like little cubes, like little cubes, like little cubes, I'm dying but hold on
00:21:02There is pain, there is pain
00:21:03Oh
00:21:04Now I'm going downstairs for the hot one, for the hot one, contrast, contrast, contrast
00:21:07No
00:21:08No
00:21:09No
00:21:10No
00:21:11No
00:21:12No
00:21:13No
00:21:14No
00:21:15No
00:21:16No
00:21:17With a little cream on the affected area and an anti-inflammatory, it will be cured, and next time I'll try to be more careful with hot water.
00:21:24Yeah
00:21:25I was taking a shower and it seems the boiler got too hot and it's already scalded his genitals and scalded him.
00:21:30And like a bill, the other one has left me
00:21:32the boiler
00:21:33Well, I try to wear wide-legged trousers for a while.
00:21:35Yeah
00:21:36This area is very delicate.
00:21:37Yeah
00:21:38But well, the area will be fine, I mean, when it recovers, not because the damage has been extensive.
00:21:44I wonder if I won't be able to procreate later, and that's what procreation is.
00:21:47Well, the burn isn't serious, but the area will be very sensitive for a couple of weeks, but there's nothing to worry about.
00:21:53I'm telling you this because my wife and I are looking for something.
00:21:57that we want, that we want to have children
00:22:00Oh yes, because we're really excited about it.
00:22:02We already have 5 children, we have 5, but yes, they are 5 from each of us, meaning the children are from each of us and we want to have one of our own
00:22:09Because we're really excited about it, and I was worried, wondering if now with this fever and the bugs they'd go away.
00:22:15And that means we can't understand
00:22:17Well, that's why nobody becomes sterile
00:22:20Unless he had mumps as an adult or something like that, then there's nothing to worry about.
00:22:24mumps
00:22:25sorry mumps
00:22:27I mean, it's only been about a month since you had the mumps.
00:22:30There you have it.
00:22:31There you have it, it's the mumps, damn it, I'm going to be sterile, shit
00:22:34And that's why I was going at it all the time, hitting it and hitting it, and nothing was working because I have the mumps.
00:22:37And the mumps will make you sterile, the doctor just said so, damn it!
00:22:40Well, no, no, no, don't worry, there's no need to fret. There's only a 30% chance of it happening.
00:22:46The best thing we can do is perform a sperm analysis as soon as possible to clear up any doubts.
00:22:50such as sperm analysis
00:22:52It's going to fill me up
00:22:54this little bottle
00:22:56yes yes yes yes
00:22:57And in a day or two we'll have the results.
00:22:58Okay, that's fine.
00:22:59I'll leave you now.
00:23:00Yeah
00:23:02Lucia
00:23:04Lucia
00:23:05that we won't be able to have children
00:23:06Damn, I'm so meek, damn it, I'm so meek
00:23:08I'm so pissed off
00:23:10And this guy wants me to fill this out
00:23:12But how am I going to fill this if my whole area is numb?
00:23:14So I don't notice anything, I don't feel it.
00:23:15Don't yell, you want to relax a little until we get the results, don't get ahead of yourself.
00:23:19But let's see, I mean, how do you want me to fill this out?
00:23:21Well, if it's huge, I mean, and with the whole area cramped up, I'm not going to feel anything.
00:23:24Here are the boys
00:23:30They've gotten over the scare but
00:23:32Oh my god, I don't even want to think about what could have happened
00:23:35Because, look.
00:23:36He could have been a rapist or a murderer
00:23:39Calm down, ma'am, nothing's happened
00:23:41Okay, come in, come in.
00:23:42These guys that
00:23:44This is Agent Olmedo
00:23:46who has come to ask you some things about the robbery
00:23:49hello
00:23:50Here are the boys
00:23:51They've already gotten over the scare
00:23:52well yes
00:23:54look
00:23:55wow
00:23:56and gun
00:23:57I can see her
00:23:58You killed someone with it
00:23:59Work, work, that's not a question.
00:24:01don't worry
00:24:02You know what happens
00:24:03that the bad guys are very, very afraid of me
00:24:06And as soon as they see me, they run away
00:24:09Okay guys, I'm going to ask you some questions, okay?
00:24:13let's see
00:24:15Yesterday you declared that you saw the thief
00:24:19Do you remember what it was like?
00:24:21He was very tall and very ugly.
00:24:23already
00:24:24Well, the report also states that the thief was wearing a black cape.
00:24:28and that he took a DVD player and a television
00:24:31Did he take anything else?
00:24:33I'm telling you this so you can recover the stolen items with the insurance.
00:24:37ah
00:24:39Well, yes, it was also called a video game console.
00:24:43and who makes my games and a rule-based villain
00:24:46and also
00:24:47Well, the worst part was the shirt signed by Beca.
00:24:50and also
00:24:51and nothing more
00:24:52We found that, dude.
00:24:54nothing else
00:24:55Well, I think I've had enough.
00:24:56also luckily
00:24:57There is a supermarket across the street from your house that has security cameras.
00:25:00and everything seems to indicate
00:25:02that the thief left through the front door of your house
00:25:05so
00:25:06So it's all recorded, right?
00:25:09come on, just watching the film
00:25:11Yes, just by watching the film.
00:25:12We will know who entered your house
00:25:14We will stop him
00:25:15And with a bit of luck, he'll spend some time in the shadows.
00:25:19Oh, that's great!
00:25:21Well
00:25:22Ma'am, I'm leaving
00:25:23Ah, you're finished now.
00:25:24Yes, I have enough.
00:25:26There goes my old lady
00:25:32He's brought out the big guns, man.
00:25:34Damn, if you're there
00:25:35If you're like this, how must she be?
00:25:37What happened to you, brother?
00:25:38What happened to me?
00:25:39What happened to me, brother?
00:25:40I shit on your crazy ideas
00:25:42And I curse myself for listening to you.
00:25:44Damn, what a load of nonsense about cold water
00:25:46and from boiling water
00:25:47You've left me scalded.
00:25:48everything in this area
00:25:49that it wasn't a boiling animal
00:25:51which was hot
00:25:52Well, you've been to the doctor now, right?
00:25:54Of course I went to the doctor, Santi.
00:25:55Of course I went to the doctor
00:25:56and apart from some creams
00:25:58and some anti-inflammatories
00:26:00that has done to me
00:26:02I had a fertility test done
00:26:04But since I had the mumps
00:26:05all mumps
00:26:06It's in case I've been left a little
00:26:08sterile
00:26:10And that's why Lucia didn't.
00:26:12That's why he tested me, maybe.
00:26:13probably
00:26:14But that can't be, man.
00:26:15if you have three children
00:26:16Santi, damn it!
00:26:17mumps
00:26:18mumps
00:26:19that the mumps have left her
00:26:20barren meek
00:26:21They left her with baby dolls
00:26:22and without ammunition
00:26:23has done the best
00:26:24has done the best
00:26:25probably
00:26:26Maybe it's not final
00:26:27Okay, no.
00:26:28Maybe so
00:26:29Maybe not
00:26:30Let's see what the results say
00:26:31But this isn't going well, Fiti.
00:26:32This is not going well.
00:26:33Santi has been jinxed from the start.
00:26:35And do you know what smells the most to me?
00:26:37which for me is the greatest thing in the world
00:26:39It was to have a child with Lucia
00:26:41And you can see that it's not going to be possible.
00:26:42It's not going to be possible
00:26:43Hey
00:26:44cheer up
00:26:45Pussy
00:26:46We're not going to be doomsayers now
00:26:47Let's think positive, damn it!
00:26:49that today
00:26:50There are solutions for everything.
00:26:51good and in procreation
00:26:53in procreation
00:26:54Things have progressed
00:26:55I don't even want to tell you.
00:26:56well, without going any further
00:26:57You can always resort to
00:26:58to a sperm bank
00:27:00which is like going to a normal bank
00:27:02but take out of an account
00:27:03that is not yours
00:27:04It says Fiti accounts
00:27:05What is he saying about accounts?
00:27:06Let's see, you know
00:27:07Are you crazy? What's wrong with you?
00:27:08I'll explain it to you.
00:27:09I want to have a child of my own.
00:27:10and well mostly
00:27:11a son of mine and Lucia's
00:27:12do you understand
00:27:13I'm saying it as an option.
00:27:14as an option
00:27:15Damn, instead of adopting a child
00:27:16you adopt a sperm
00:27:18What are you saying, man?
00:27:19Disgusting
00:27:20That can't be.
00:27:21That goes against nature.
00:27:22How are you going to put the lump in?
00:27:24from a stranger
00:27:25inside Lucia
00:27:27But let's see
00:27:28Let's see
00:27:29even if it's not yours
00:27:30It's clear.
00:27:31that it won't be his
00:27:32But Lucía is going to be the mother
00:27:33No?
00:27:34And you're going to raise him.
00:27:35And you're going to take care of it
00:27:36It's the closest thing
00:27:37to be a real father
00:27:38Pussy
00:27:39It's the same as with Tete and Eva
00:27:40but from the beginning
00:27:41Well, about what Fiti says
00:27:43Listen to your reason
00:27:44Yes, it has
00:27:45Sure, and you?
00:27:46And you'll love it just the same.
00:27:47the same or even more
00:27:48You're going to love it
00:27:49because?
00:27:50Because, damn it.
00:27:51And when you see his face
00:27:52Hey?
00:27:53Well, how are you going to remember?
00:27:54Whose sperm was that?
00:27:55That is an abomination.
00:27:56a stem cell is not better
00:27:58mother we already have
00:27:59No, listen to me
00:28:00Listen to me
00:28:01In other words, going over it in our minds
00:28:02No, no, it's not bad.
00:28:04In other words, it's not the same
00:28:05What Fiti says isn't wrong
00:28:06But it's not the same
00:28:07In other words, it's not the same as having a child
00:28:08It's not the same
00:28:09But hey
00:28:10for getting information at an ATM
00:28:11This is semen, what are you talking about?
00:28:12by the hypothesis
00:28:13in case the hypothesis that it was tame
00:28:15No?
00:28:16In other words, find out about an ATM.
00:28:17well no
00:28:18We have that
00:28:19that's there
00:28:20that's there
00:28:21hello
00:28:22What's this about...?
00:28:23Well, I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.
00:28:25It's okay, Marcos, alright?
00:28:27We forgot about it again, and that's it.
00:28:28No, not me, not me, Eva
00:28:31What's this about...?
00:28:32What's this about...?
00:28:33Well, I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.
00:28:34It's okay, Marcos, alright?
00:28:35We forgot it again
00:28:36And that's it.
00:28:37No, not me, not me, Eva
00:28:39Eva, can you stop?
00:28:40that sticks
00:28:42that?
00:28:43I haven't forgotten it.
00:28:45And I don't think you do either.
00:28:46And it wasn't a mistake, it wasn't a mistake
00:28:48It really was
00:28:49Marcos, this can't be happening, okay?
00:28:50I'm with Alex, you're with Rachel
00:28:52No, I haven't forgotten.
00:28:54And I don't think you do either.
00:28:55And it wasn't a mistake, it wasn't a mistake
00:28:56It really was
00:28:57Marcos, this can't be happening, okay?
00:28:59I'm with Alex, you're with Rachel
00:29:00No, I play it in Rachel
00:29:05Are you going to leave him with Alex?
00:29:18Yeah
00:29:21Yeah
00:29:23Yes, just a moment, Alex.
00:29:25I'll put it on for you
00:29:26Alex
00:29:29Alex
00:29:30Yeah
00:29:31wait
00:29:33Oh!
00:29:34Eva, the phone
00:29:35Please let me call
00:29:36that he's going to call me
00:29:37Tete, I'm talking
00:29:38Richie is going to call me from town
00:29:40Wait a minute, it's just that...
00:29:42Eva, Eva
00:29:43Do you want to pick up the phone he's carrying now?
00:29:44It'll be ringing for two hours, okay?
00:29:45Eve
00:29:46grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it
00:29:47grab it, grab it, grab it
00:29:48grab it, grab it
00:29:49grab it, grab it
00:29:50grab it, grab it
00:29:51grab it, grab it
00:29:52grab it, grab it, grab it
00:29:54I'm sorry
00:29:55You're really silly, Eva, aren't you?
00:29:56Let this be the last time you hit your sister
00:29:58And if you get hysterical
00:29:59You bang your head against the boss
00:30:00and you calm down
00:30:01Tete
00:30:02Let this be the last time you hit it
00:30:03Take me
00:30:04grab it, grab it, grab it
00:30:05Hey, you don't have to give it to me, man, just take it.
00:30:07That's 30 euros per station
00:30:12Thank you so much
00:30:1830 euros, 30 euros
00:30:19That?
00:30:20On the back
00:30:21Look how
00:30:22And they're all scum.
00:30:23lazy, they do a bad job
00:30:24They're there, go on, go on
00:30:26and in the end only Bachiris comes out
00:30:28that has neither property nor anything
00:30:30What? What do you want, Santi?
00:30:31Let him come here and steal the refo
00:30:33as if I had nothing else to do
00:30:34Don't you realize that these people
00:30:36Does it traffic in basic fluids?
00:30:37Not all of them are masturbators
00:30:38Okay, Santi, let's see
00:30:39We've come here to find out more.
00:30:41In other words, as if we were just visiting.
00:30:42To understand what this is all about, do you understand?
00:30:43And what do you want?
00:30:44Well, there will be all kinds of people here.
00:30:45And there will be people from the street.
00:30:46people from the neighborhood
00:30:47Well, there will be people from the neighborhood too.
00:30:48So...
00:30:49The neighborhood
00:30:50the neighborhood
00:30:51It's a taquin
00:30:52fuck
00:30:53Let's see how you explain that later.
00:30:55And the flu is going around
00:30:57to finish closing the box
00:30:59fuck
00:31:00Relax, Diego
00:31:01Damn, hang in there, people.
00:31:02I'm sure they have some in reserve here.
00:31:03backup
00:31:04as a backup in case the others fail
00:31:05here to another
00:31:06We've got Jerry, come on
00:31:07pay for a joint
00:31:08Okay, that's it, that's fine, damn it
00:31:11Damn, this is awesome, seriously
00:31:13and that one of them could be the father of my child
00:31:15No, no, this can't be.
00:31:16It can't be, no
00:31:17fuck
00:31:18How am I supposed to adopt a sperm from an unknown source?
00:31:21I think he is a psychopath or a psychopath.
00:31:23He comes without a resume, and this is very serious.
00:31:25You are right.
00:31:26no, no, no, no
00:31:27no, no, no
00:31:41It's no trouble, miss, it's happened to me again
00:31:44When I get the urge, well, I understand the boat's contents.
00:31:48Man!
00:31:49Hey!
00:31:50That!
00:31:51The land and the fitis!
00:31:52Yeah!
00:31:53That!
00:31:54Good heavens!
00:31:55You too come here to spread the seed throughout the world!
00:31:59Thank you!
00:32:00Fitis and Santi, I'm going now, my stomach is starting to feel a little queasy.
00:32:03I want information, I don't need things...
00:32:04See you later, Robert!
00:32:05See you later!
00:32:06See you later!
00:32:07You have the Army
00:32:09Alex tells me,
00:32:16My heart tells me, Marcos
00:32:18And I spend my days and nights like this.
00:32:21I can't sleep, I slapped TT
00:32:24I feel awful.
00:32:26I feel awful.
00:32:27But let's analyze.
00:32:28On one side of the ring we have Marcos Serrano, the tiger of Santa Justa, weighing 70 kilos and with more than one fight suspended for running away.
00:32:35And on the other side of the ring we have Alex, the new title contender, weighing 75 kilos and so far with no draws.
00:32:43Do you see? Because Alex is perfect for me, perfect, and he loves me, and I love him too.
00:32:50Don't look at me like that, I want it, and if I don't want it, okay?
00:32:54I'm going to love him, I'm going to love him.
00:32:55Eva, calm down, relax.
00:32:59What's wrong with you is that you're scared shitless, you're terrified.
00:33:03Why do you love Marcos and you know it?
00:33:06The thing is, you're traumatized because for you, Marcos is synonymous with pain.
00:33:11I'm fed up, Afri, I'm fed up, because I've tried with Marcos and it's gone wrong, and I've had a terrible time, and it's always going to go wrong.
00:33:18And with Alex everything is easy, because he makes my life pleasant.
00:33:23Auntie, but he saw me kissing Marcos yesterday and he hasn't said a word, nothing at all.
00:33:28Look, I think we should pack our bags and go out and party.
00:33:33Yes? To create a little slack.
00:33:35Enough with all the Alex and Marcos stuff.
00:33:38Marcos.
00:33:39Think about it.
00:33:43Think about it.
00:33:43Have you thought about what you're going to do?
00:34:01There's nothing to think about, okay Marcos? I'm with Alex, that's it.
00:34:05And you and I have tried it a thousand times and it has always gone wrong, so I don't know why this has to be happening now.
00:34:09I don't know who you're trying to fool. Let's see, Eva. Eva, you love me.
00:34:16Look, you're being a fool with Alex. Don't let yourself be fooled, Eva.
00:34:21What's wrong, Marcos? Can't you stand that I'm happy with someone? No, I can't be happy without you. Go to hell.
00:34:26Do you know what's going on? Do you know what's going on? Huh? Do you know why you're like this? Because every time you see Alex, you're thinking about me.
00:34:33Get out of the way.
00:34:33I'm not giving up.
00:34:34Get out of the way!
00:34:34I'm not giving up.
00:34:35Eva, stop, stop, stop, stop. Eve.
00:34:37God, they're going to catch us.
00:35:06The police are going to get the supermarket camera tape, and they're sure to find us out.
00:35:10He's sending you to a reformatory.
00:35:12And we ran out of bad trucks.
00:35:14If we spend all our paychecks and bribe the supermarket.
00:35:16But with our wages we don't even have enough to bribe the church beggar.
00:35:19Dude, your father will kill you.
00:35:21Sure, that's it.
00:35:22What we have to do is, they're going to switch the tape for another one that shows the thief.
00:35:26That's it, that's it. We change the tape and the thief comes out.
00:35:28Yes, where will we find a thief with a Frank Esten face?
00:35:30Well, Guille, it's all about putting in the work on the special effects, isn't it?
00:35:34Currito, go and get the boat camera.
00:35:37And we got them together, right?
00:35:39Come on!
00:35:40Come on!
00:35:41Come on!
00:35:42Come on!
00:35:42Come on!
00:35:44Come on!
00:35:44Come on!
00:35:44Hey, hey!
00:35:46Come on!
00:35:46You mixed the water until you put it in!
00:35:47Come on, Santi, man, Santi.
00:35:49I don't know why you want to have another child.
00:35:51If you already have a zoo at home, you understand?
00:35:53Don't you understand, Santi? A child is the greatest thing in life.
00:35:57My main concern now is how upset Lucia will be when the results come in.
00:36:00Because I've been trying to conceive for two months now, and it's been for nothing.
00:36:04Come on, Diego, damn it.
00:36:06Wait a little while, maybe you're not sterile yet.
00:36:08Besides, there's always the sperm bank, which is an option, it's an option.
00:36:12We're already at the bank of wankers.
00:36:15I don't plan on having a nephew of someone who's been evicted from that, who trades in basic fluids as if they were gaseous.
00:36:20There, there, there, there he is right, there he is right, there Santi is right, look, there he is right.
00:36:24I'm going to say one thing, I've been turning this over in my mind, I mean, what I've been thinking,
00:36:28And it seems to me that, damn it, you could choose the genes with some guarantee.
00:36:34And in that sense, well, I think a known sperm is better than an unknown one.
00:36:40In other words, like someone from home, or someone known as someone from home.
00:36:42And that's why I've decided, well, I've decided, if it's possible, I mean, I'd like my best friend, Fiti, to lend me a sperm.
00:36:49Me?
00:36:54Yes, yes, and forgive me, because it might be an abuse of trust on my part, but I'm telling you how I think it, I mean, that's how I'm feeling, I'm telling you, and I'm thinking it and I'm telling you.
00:37:01Don't mess with me, Diego.
00:37:03But that's the most beautiful and greatest thing that's ever happened to me in my fucking life.
00:37:06Damn it, you know what you're asking me.
00:37:09If this is the greatest test of friendship I've ever faced, damn it.
00:37:13Hello, little one.
00:37:14Goes.
00:37:16Fuck.
00:37:16I, I would give you a liver, a kidney, an arm, I would give you, damn it, an arm, hell, how could I not give you a sperm, damn it?
00:37:26Okay, that's it, that's it, when do you want it?
00:37:28Tell me, damn it, I'll fill one jar, two jars, three jars, whatever it takes, twenty jars, whenever you want them and you can do whatever you want with them, whatever you want.
00:37:35Well, very nice, man, very nice.
00:37:37You have your own brother here and you're going to ask this guy, who's not even related to you, for a sperm.
00:37:42Santi.
00:37:43And what about me? What about my sperm? What's wrong with them? Are they lame, old, why?
00:37:47Santi, damn it, don't get angry, Santi, for God's sake, I...
00:37:50I only want him because Fiti, besides being my best friend, is younger, damn it, Santi, he's younger, fuck.
00:37:55What younger? Well, that makes it even better.
00:37:56My sperm is more lived, has more experience, right?
00:38:01Yes, that's right, man, that's right.
00:38:02Can you put the atomizers in a jar, huh? Put them in your place and you'll win better, right?
00:38:16Can?
00:38:26That sounds really sad, doesn't it?
00:38:32Can you tell me if someone's going to be there for you, Marcos?
00:38:43Well, I think you've already seen it, haven't you?
00:38:46Yes, I've seen it, and very clearly.
00:38:50Are you two together or are you going to keep tearing each other apart? Because I think enough is enough, don't you?
00:38:55Okay, Lucia, when are you going to leave us alone?
00:38:57Huh? First my father, then my uncle, now you too.
00:39:01I've never interfered in your business, but I think now is the time.
00:39:04Why should I interfere in your life?
00:39:07Huh? Well, stop interfering in my business.
00:39:09Look, Marcos, I'm going to get involved in your life and Eva's, because you're pathetic, it's sad to see you.
00:39:16Crying in the corners and devastated all day.
00:39:18Let's see, what do you know?
00:39:20Hey, Lucia, you don't know anything.
00:39:21Oh, no?
00:39:22No, you have no idea.
00:39:23Uh-huh.
00:39:25You think you're so clever, don't you?
00:39:26Well, I don't think you're the most suitable person to give advice.
00:39:29I'm not the most suitable person.
00:39:31No.
00:39:31Well, look, I'm older than you and I have more experience.
00:39:33Yes, and of course, and you went to Barcelona and stopped sleeping with my father, and then you got divorced and then you ended up here by chance.
00:39:39So don't tell me what to do, okay?
00:39:43Look, Marcos, I love your father very much. Very much.
00:39:46And I love Eve.
00:39:49So what's up, huh?
00:39:53How long am I going to have to keep apologizing for that?
00:40:04Alright.
00:40:06Is that okay? Let's assume I got here by chance.
00:40:10But I don't just love your father.
00:40:13Marcos, it's that I make him happy and he makes me happy.
00:40:15That's what love stories are all about.
00:40:18Get it?
00:40:27You know what?
00:40:28Sometimes, loving yourself isn't enough.
00:40:40That's not enough.
00:40:42Because love stories have their time.
00:40:47And maybe this isn't the one for you.
00:40:59So, think about it.
00:41:04Just think about it.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06Fiti, what's wrong?
00:41:28Fiti, but you're crying, what's wrong?
00:41:34No, no, it's that chlorine they put there in the jug, damn it.
00:41:38Come on, Fiti.
00:41:40Tell me, what happened to you?
00:41:40Sorry.
00:41:47I have never felt more loved in my life.
00:41:51Diego, I've asked for a sperm to fertilize Lucia.
00:41:56You want it with a designation of origin, you want it from me.
00:41:59What do you think?
00:42:00Hey?
00:42:02That?
00:42:03We've practically got a deal done, damn it.
00:42:06If Diego dies of mumps, God forbid.
00:42:10Well, he wants it, he wants my genes.
00:42:11My genes for having a child.
00:42:12Do you realize that?
00:42:14How do you plan to do it?
00:42:16Well, I'll fill a jar myself, let's see if it works out.
00:42:19Are you...
00:42:20Are you...
00:42:21Diego is also there...
00:42:22That?
00:42:25You're kidding.
00:42:26What a joke!
00:42:28Let's see.
00:42:29We went to the sperm bank.
00:42:31And all they serve there is watery slop.
00:42:33So the kid came to me.
00:42:35She has come to me, because it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
00:42:38It's the best proof of friendship, damn it.
00:42:40Friendship and male brotherhood, of course.
00:42:43You women can't do that, damn it.
00:42:46You're not going anywhere.
00:42:46Let's see.
00:42:47If I understand correctly, it turns out that Diego and you have decided that you and Lucía will have a child.
00:42:52What's that?
00:42:53No way, it's going to be mine, damn it.
00:42:54What will become of them?
00:42:54I fertilize it and give it to him.
00:42:56And that's it.
00:42:57But it is the most beautiful gift you can give to a friend.
00:43:00What do you mean, yes?
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Yes, yes, without a doubt.
00:43:01The most beautiful one you can imagine.
00:43:03Yeah.
00:43:03You go around giving your sperm away to one person and another, and I, Fiti, I am your woman.
00:43:08I'll have to say something, I guess.
00:43:09It's amazing.
00:43:10But whose sperm are they?
00:43:11They're mine, aren't they?
00:43:12And we throw them away.
00:43:13If all we do is throw them away.
00:43:15We throw away millions of them every time.
00:43:16We threw.
00:43:17It's like giving the poor what you have left over.
00:43:20And they are also our friends.
00:43:21Where are you going?
00:43:22We have a clear objective, right?
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24Using the supermarket's security camera footage.
00:43:26And replace it with the one we recorded so we don't end up behind bars.
00:43:29Very good.
00:43:29And we're going to change the tape so fast that nobody will notice what we've done.
00:43:32Okay?
00:43:33Well, let's get to work.
00:43:34I'll get rid of the guard watching the closet where the tapes are.
00:43:40Hey, I saw a lady stealing cans of caviar back there.
00:43:43Oh, really?
00:43:44Tell me where.
00:43:46We move on to the second phase.
00:43:48Steal the key to the locker from the security guard.
00:43:51Here begins the riskiest part of the plan.
00:43:54The guard will trip over the thread.
00:43:57And amidst the confusion of the tomato cans, I get hold of the key to the cupboard and give it to the priest.
00:44:01No, no, no, don't move the skirt, I haven't seen many movies.
00:44:04No, no, no, no, no!
00:44:05No, no, no, no!
00:44:06A doctor!
00:44:07Curro hands it over to Guille, who is still watching the wardrobe.
00:44:09And Guille, you already know what you have to do.
00:44:13If all goes well, we will have taken less than three minutes to switch the tape.
00:44:18and eliminate the evidence of the false error.
00:44:21And once again, the operation will have been a success.
00:44:30Diego Serrano spermogram.
00:44:31Sperm motility level of 80%.
00:44:35Fertility level?
00:44:37High!
00:44:38Lucy.
00:44:40Lucy.
00:44:41Lucy, what's wrong?
00:44:41What's the matter?
00:44:43Diego, what?
00:44:43And is it fertile that we can have a child?
00:44:46Why was I afraid about the paperwork?
00:44:49I'm so glad, girl!
00:44:51Excellent!
00:44:52Hey, but listen, listen, listen, speaking of that.
00:44:54Listen to me, you don't know.
00:44:55You don't know the latest about these two animals.
00:44:57When I tell you, you'll be amazed.
00:44:58Yes, no, listen to me, listen to what I'm telling you because it's very serious.
00:45:01Okay, Candela, please let me call him so I can tell him.
00:45:03But wait, maybe when I tell you what I have to tell you, you won't want to talk to Diego.
00:45:07Okay, don't talk nonsense, tell me what's wrong.
00:45:09Well, you and I thought we'd married two cavemen, didn't we?
00:45:12Well, no, we married two amoebas.
00:45:14They're dumber, dumber than amoebas maybe.
00:45:15Come on, they're even dumber than that, you can't even see them under a microscope.
00:45:18Okay, okay, okay, okay, very good.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:20Tell me about that later.
00:45:21No, no, no, no, no, no, Lucia.
00:45:22You can't, please leave me alone.
00:45:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:25Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.
00:45:28But hey, you haven't gone crazy.
00:45:31Has Diego thrown in the towel?
00:45:32About what?
00:45:33Have you thrown in the towel, daughter?
00:45:34That it is believed that...
00:45:36But don't worry, don't worry because I've already found the perfect solution.
00:45:39My dear...
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41He has asked Fiti for a sperm to fertilize you.
00:45:47They all have it to the degree already.
00:45:48No, this is a joke
00:45:51No, this is a joke
00:45:53Who does this guy think he is?
00:45:58Am I a womb with legs or a cow?
00:46:00Are we crazy or what?
00:46:01No, no, no, these guys have been idiots since they were born.
00:46:03Well, just wait and see what a bad time awaits Fiti.
00:46:05When he finds out that his best friend
00:46:07He's not sterile and doesn't need his sperm.
00:46:10And he won't be able to prove it to her.
00:46:11Well, their deep friendship and their suffering
00:46:12What do you mean he won't be able to? Of course he won't be able to.
00:46:15Man, how could he?
00:46:18Yes, he/she will be able to.
00:46:19Look, handsome, huh?
00:46:23I did it right, didn't I?
00:46:24Look, my nephew
00:46:26Kevin, even more handsome now.
00:46:30If Martin is a man
00:46:31In other words, we have high-quality genetics, dude.
00:46:34Hey, let me have some garlic pasta
00:46:36I'm a little broke
00:46:36What am I getting you into?
00:46:38Dad, can I talk to you for a moment?
00:46:41Ah, yes, yes, now...
00:46:48What, what...?
00:46:51What's happening?
00:46:54Well...
00:46:54I've been thinking about it and...
00:46:56And I want to go to...
00:46:59To London
00:47:00To study a course
00:47:01To London?
00:47:03Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see
00:47:03What do you say about London?
00:47:05If you want to study English
00:47:05Well, I'll buy a video of that "follow me" thing from you.
00:47:07It's going to happen to you
00:47:07No, Dad, no, Dad, no
00:47:09Please
00:47:09I have a problem, I have a problem and...
00:47:12Wait, Marcos
00:47:13You're a condom, aren't you?
00:47:16Dad, that's not it
00:47:16No, no, it's not...
00:47:18It's because of Eve, isn't it?
00:47:21Yeah
00:47:21If I keep watching it, I don't know what's going to happen.
00:47:27I think it's best if I leave.
00:47:30AND...
00:47:31Listen, Marcos, listen to me
00:47:32If it's because of the boyfriend, don't worry, man.
00:47:34That'll pass in two days, come on, think about it for a bit
00:47:36And besides, I see that he's still giving you the eye.
00:47:39I can see it, he's giving you the eye
00:47:40No, Dad, Dad
00:47:41Yes, it's not my dirty-minded view, I see it.
00:47:42Dad, dad
00:47:43But sometimes, loving each other isn't enough.
00:47:45I don't know how to make her happy.
00:47:47And I'm... come on, I'm ruining his life
00:47:49And I'm screwing myself up
00:47:50I think the best thing is for me to leave and...
00:47:53Okay, think.
00:47:55What are you going to do in London, Marcos?
00:47:56For God's sake, you're such a kid!
00:47:57And that's huge, man.
00:47:58And if you also don't know if...
00:47:59Dad, tell me, what would you do?
00:48:00What if you were ruining the life of the person you love?
00:48:05Hey?
00:48:05To Lucia?
00:48:07What did I want?
00:48:09Well, I would leave
00:48:10What do you mean you're leaving?
00:48:14But...
00:48:15So, you're going to leave...
00:48:16You're going to leave, but fuck off, dude.
00:48:17So, you can't do this to me, dude.
00:48:18I have my own issues too, you know?
00:48:20And I'm not leaving, man.
00:48:21I won't abandon you or anything, you know?
00:48:23No, Raúl, no
00:48:24But, dude, I have to go, okay?
00:48:27Well, that...
00:48:27But, dude, I'm going to be in London
00:48:28And you'll be able to come see me, man.
00:48:30But how am I going to be able to come see you?
00:48:31I'm not going to see you
00:48:32You're stupid, man.
00:48:32In other words, I don't abandon my friends.
00:48:33Marcos, if you leave
00:48:35And you're a fucking idiot
00:48:36You'll forget about me, okay?
00:48:40Uh, uh
00:48:41Calm down, damn it
00:48:42It will pass.
00:48:43If you have less memory than a snuff
00:48:45He already knows
00:48:46Okay, thanks.
00:48:49Really
00:48:54Let's make a toast to us, to our friendship
00:49:04For our children, for those we have
00:49:05For those who will come
00:49:07Hey, Diego?
00:49:08Yeah
00:49:08Ah, lately, daughter
00:49:11I can't think about anything else.
00:49:12Do you serve broth like I said?
00:49:14What will it be like?
00:49:15Well, by the way
00:49:16I mean, just thinking about it
00:49:17But what if you've become sterile?
00:49:18Because of the mumps
00:49:19No, no, no
00:49:19You'll see, you'll see
00:49:20It's not that important either.
00:49:22That it resembles me
00:49:23It seems to me that as long as it has
00:49:24Yes, both
00:49:24No, but man
00:49:25If he looks familiar
00:49:26In other words, familiar
00:49:27I mean, a face like that doesn't sound like me.
00:49:29It seems to me
00:49:29Because I've been thinking about it.
00:49:31And I believe that
00:49:33There is one thing
00:49:34The worst-case scenario has arrived
00:49:36In other words, the worst has arrived.
00:49:36That in this life
00:49:38They always shine in everything.
00:49:38And they show off, there are
00:49:39Oh, really?
00:49:39Well, you tell me.
00:49:40What, Diego?
00:49:40Because if you are sterile
00:49:41No, but
00:49:42It could
00:49:43It could
00:49:44I don't know, yes
00:49:45No beating around the bush
00:49:46No beating around the bush
00:49:47Yes, I'll tell him.
00:49:48Well, then
00:49:48What I've been thinking about, turning it over in my mind
00:49:50As I was saying
00:49:50That could
00:49:51It could
00:49:52So, let's go
00:49:53So, talking to Fiti
00:49:55Well, I asked him for it.
00:49:56And if necessary
00:49:57Well, Fiti would lend us
00:49:59Some sperm for this
00:50:02Yeah
00:50:03Yeah
00:50:03And you put Santi
00:50:05Santiago also lends us
00:50:06Other reserve sperm
00:50:08Santiago is on standby
00:50:08The title
00:50:09And Santiago is in reserve.
00:50:10With sperm
00:50:11Fiti, did you really want this for us?
00:50:15And you too, Santiago?
00:50:16Hey
00:50:17Okay, seriously, guys
00:50:18You've just blown me away
00:50:20I am impressed
00:50:21Yes, well, at first I did.
00:50:23It seemed a little
00:50:24Come on, it hurt.
00:50:25Why not
00:50:26It's a very intimate thing.
00:50:27And that's it, right?
00:50:28But then
00:50:28Hey, thinking about it
00:50:29I find it such a terrible act
00:50:30Original
00:50:32Original, yes
00:50:33But originality is not only that
00:50:35She's pretty.
00:50:36Let's toast again
00:50:37Come on
00:50:37Let's make a toast, yes
00:50:38Because of my egg
00:50:38Because of my egg
00:50:38And because of that sperm
00:50:40Sea
00:50:40Whoever it belongs to
00:50:41Yes sir
00:50:43Well, Fiti
00:50:45I hope you're up to the task in bed
00:50:49Because if I didn't get to be the first one
00:50:52Look there, there, there, there
00:50:53No, no, no
00:50:54Let's see, let's see, let's see
00:50:55No, no, no
00:50:56Let's see, let's see
00:50:56There has been a mistake here.
00:50:58Let's see
00:50:58No, no, let's see
00:50:59I think there's been a small mistake
00:51:01Because what we are
00:51:02We're talking
00:51:02From a laboratory thing
00:51:04It's one thing
00:51:04As a scientist
00:51:05We're talking about a boat
00:51:06From a boat?
00:51:07A boat?
00:51:07Yes, we're talking about a boat
00:51:08And we're not talking about corrupting marriage.
00:51:09They are two different things.
00:51:10The boat is marriage
00:51:11But, Diego, please, a boat
00:51:11I can't believe what you're saying
00:51:13That's very cold
00:51:14Like what...?
00:51:14Yes, because for me it's always
00:51:15I've thought about having a child
00:51:17It is an act of love
00:51:18And failing that
00:51:18Friendship
00:51:20Yeah
00:51:20One thing
00:51:20Not as cold as a boat
00:51:22Don't you think so?
00:51:23Fiti, Santiago
00:51:24Don't you think so?
00:51:25Me, me
00:51:26In other words, I see it in the cold jar
00:51:28I see it
00:51:28But come on, like
00:51:29As you say
00:51:30That's up to you...
00:51:32We understand each other very well
00:51:33And at another time...
00:51:34Saint Caloma, Diego
00:51:35Saint Caloma
00:51:36And that is an abomination.
00:51:38Let's see how we look later
00:51:39To that creature's face
00:51:41Hey?
00:51:41Hey?
00:51:42Yeah?
00:51:43Well, this...
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:44Where the what?
00:51:45Where the what?
00:51:45Where the what?
00:51:46Where the what?
00:51:46Where the what?
00:51:47Listen to him, man, listen to him
00:51:48Where?
00:51:48With me for fornication
00:51:50Don't tell anyone about that.
00:51:51Me, me...
00:51:52Me at this moment
00:51:53I put myself in a situation
00:51:55Defendant
00:51:56Defendant
00:51:56I, I want to tell you something
00:51:58I mean, I mean
00:51:59What is interest with Lucia
00:52:00I haven't been having
00:52:01But I recognize
00:52:02That is,
00:52:04Lucia, at this moment
00:52:05Lucia is not doing badly
00:52:06Lucia isn't bad.
00:52:07Alright
00:52:08I mean that
00:52:08With my lady's permission
00:52:09She's a remarkable woman.
00:52:10Because I at one point
00:52:11But you keep quiet
00:52:11You're stupid.
00:52:12What's the matter?
00:52:12You're hitting on my wife
00:52:14But you realize
00:52:14That he...
00:52:15No, let's see, let's see
00:52:15Let's see if we all understand.
00:52:16No, let's see
00:52:17If you're flirting with her
00:52:18What we're talking about
00:52:19Shut up and stop interfering
00:52:20We're talking about test tubes
00:52:22Genetically engineered
00:52:24From putting things in one container to another
00:52:25In other words, to change things
00:52:26With the eggs and all that
00:52:27That's what we're talking about
00:52:27We're not talking about dirty things.
00:52:29We're not talking about dirty stuff here.
00:52:30Diego, Diego, Diego, Diego
00:52:31Stop, stop, Diego
00:52:32Don't go on, I know you.
00:52:34Don't go on, I know you.
00:52:35To me, all this seems
00:52:36I don't know, really.
00:52:37I'm excited
00:52:38I think it's beautiful.
00:52:39And if the reserve doesn't want to
00:52:39Well, nothing's wrong.
00:52:40Because if he has done an act of generosity towards you
00:52:42That I still
00:52:43I'm getting goosebumps.
00:52:44Is...
00:52:45Don't block them, okay?
00:52:46Because it's very...
00:52:47It's very exciting.
00:52:48Don't you think so, Candela?
00:52:50Very exciting!
00:52:51Yes, yes, exciting!
00:52:51Exciting
00:52:52I'm...
00:52:52A lot, I am...
00:52:52Come on, let's toast again
00:52:54Look, I think it's fantastic.
00:52:56For friendship
00:52:56For this boundless friendship of ours.
00:52:59That is
00:53:00Come on
00:53:00Diego, make a toast, please.
00:53:18Frame
00:53:28I was dreaming about you
00:53:33I don't know
00:53:37I don't know if it was a dream, a nightmare
00:53:42I haven't slept at all for two days.
00:53:49Don't worry, I'll let you sleep.
00:53:53I just wanted to...
00:53:54I just wanted to surprise you
00:53:55More surprises?
00:53:59They scare you a little.
00:54:00No, no, they are...
00:54:02These are two tickets for tonight's concert
00:54:06I can't go
00:54:11I've arranged to meet Alex.
00:54:13No...
00:54:14No, no, no, no, no
00:54:15If they are...
00:54:16They are for you
00:54:17For...
00:54:19So that you may achieve success
00:54:20I can't go
00:54:22Because at twelve o'clock I turn into a pumpkin
00:54:25I love seeing you smile
00:54:30I wish I had known
00:54:36Make you laugh more
00:54:39I would have liked
00:54:42Make you happy
00:54:44But no, I haven't known.
00:54:46It didn't cost me anything.
00:54:48No, no, no
00:54:48And it wasn't because of my father.
00:54:53Not even for family
00:54:54Not even because of the circumstances
00:54:56It was me
00:55:00I've made you cry too many times
00:55:04AND...
00:55:05And make you cry, right?
00:55:09Well
00:55:09Promise me
00:55:11From now on
00:55:13You're going to be happy, okay?
00:55:16No...
00:55:17That you'll be able to sleep at night
00:55:20And...
00:55:21You're not going to cry
00:55:22Okay
00:55:24Okay
00:55:26I promise you
00:55:28You'll see
00:55:28Yeah
00:55:32I'll see.
00:55:34As?
00:55:46That?
00:55:48Do I have to leave?
00:55:49See you later
00:55:52I'm going to think of you
00:56:00Only in you
00:56:04Keep the safe
00:56:08From my memory
00:56:10I'm going to think of you
00:56:16Basically, it's you.
00:56:19That's all I need to survive
00:56:26Tete
00:56:38Do you want me to lend you my shirt?
00:56:44The one you like so much
00:56:46Can I have it?
00:56:49Can I have it?
00:56:52No
00:56:52I'll give it to you.
00:56:54Okay?
00:56:55My God
00:57:10But how can I do this to Diego?
00:57:11That I am going to ruin their marriage
00:57:13That's wrong.
00:57:13It's wrong.
00:57:14Fuck
00:57:15But they're so excited!
00:57:17And well
00:57:17It's three seconds of pain.
00:57:18For a child
00:57:19That is a joy for a lifetime
00:57:20Well
00:57:21And pain, pain
00:57:22Well, it's not that painful.
00:57:23My God
00:57:27My God
00:57:27What, he's going to sleep with my wife?
00:57:30And what's more, the idea is mine.
00:57:31So that's being an idiot.
00:57:32Diego
00:57:34Mommy, come here
00:57:35Yeah
00:57:36Hey, look what
00:57:38We went shopping
00:57:39And I bought
00:57:40A little outfit
00:57:42For
00:57:42For my confetti night
00:57:44And I wanted to know what you think.
00:57:45No, no, no
00:57:46No, no
00:57:47What are you saying?
00:57:48For God's sake
00:57:48Nothing has been decided yet.
00:57:50So,
00:57:50My hands are showing
00:57:51This Lucia
00:57:52Okay, Diego
00:57:52That's enough already, eh
00:57:53Quite a bit of Bonza
00:57:54I'm already moving on from this issue.
00:57:55Why would I put it?
00:57:55On
00:57:56And look, also, look
00:57:57The sooner the better
00:57:59Because I'm ovulating
00:58:00So
00:58:01Okay
00:58:02Besides, I'm telling you
00:58:02Fiti likes that
00:58:03Women
00:58:04TRUE?
00:58:04What is this?
00:58:05Man, ugly, ugly
00:58:06I don't see it.
00:58:07Come on
00:58:08Lucia
00:58:09Don't worry about me
00:58:10I'm happy with anything.
00:58:11I've already fulfilled my deadline
00:58:12Look
00:58:13I
00:58:13To the rolled-up nightgown
00:58:14And I don't touch or feel or anything
00:58:16Diego
00:58:16In other words, I only fertilize
00:58:18I only fertilize
00:58:18What rolled-up nightgown?
00:58:19What about a rolled-up nightgown?
00:58:20Let's see, let's see, so you understand
00:58:21Until the results come in
00:58:23This is a hypothesis
00:58:24In other words, a hypothesis
00:58:25If necessary
00:58:26Not even the panty-waist
00:58:28Not even the rolled-up nightgown
00:58:29Not even the little outfit
00:58:29Even milk isn't vinegar.
00:58:31Do you understand?
00:58:31Okay, Camila
00:58:32Could you say something to her?
00:58:33Because he's your husband
00:58:34Fiti is your husband
00:58:34Do you understand?
00:58:35Yes, no, no
00:58:36That at the beginning
00:58:36I didn't find it funny either.
00:58:37Don't believe it
00:58:38Not because it's you
00:58:39Clear
00:58:40The only thing that truly scares me, Diego
00:58:42It's just that these things
00:58:43They don't come out right away, do they?
00:58:45And look at you
00:58:46If by the hand of the devil
00:58:47A fifth attempt would have to be repeated.
00:58:49A sixth
00:58:49A sixth
00:58:50Che, che, che, che, che, che
00:58:51Candelaria, I promise to one
00:58:53In one, huh?
00:58:55In a
00:58:55I hit it in the center
00:58:56I'll tell you a couple of things.
00:58:59Don't let something go wrong
00:58:59Oh, really?
00:59:00Well, you tell me now.
00:59:01And don't overthink it, okay?
00:59:02That's much better.
00:59:03Come on, let's go
00:59:05Diego, damn it
00:59:15Diego, fuck
00:59:16Move aside a little
00:59:17Look what you've done to me.
00:59:18Do you want me to step aside?
00:59:19And what more do you want?
00:59:19What more do you want?
00:59:20Should I leave home?
00:59:21Should I leave you the keys to the tavern?
00:59:22And from the van
00:59:23Do you want all that?
00:59:24And you, meanwhile, are doing your own thing.
00:59:25Making use of my marriage
00:59:26Mind your own business.
00:59:27There, give me
00:59:27But this, this
00:59:28I'm doing it for you, damn it.
00:59:29And now you come with the resentment
00:59:30Pussy
00:59:31That I am
00:59:32I'm holding back, damn it
00:59:33I haven't done anything for two days.
00:59:34With Candela
00:59:35For reserving
00:59:36Just to do you a favor
00:59:37What favor, Nick?
00:59:37What favor?
00:59:38If you're going to sleep with his wife
00:59:40You are a pirate
00:59:41I'll say it once.
00:59:42And I don't intend to repeat it.
00:59:44We need to establish some rules here.
00:59:45A ten-point code of conduct
00:59:47Because if not, this is
00:59:48Soloma and Gomera
00:59:50You're right
00:59:51You're right
00:59:51Let's see
00:59:52First of all
00:59:53Until the tests come back
00:59:55In other words, the result
00:59:56This topic is never discussed again
00:59:58No way
00:59:58And second
00:59:59If necessary
01:00:00It has to be a quick thing.
01:00:01Go in and out
01:00:02That
01:00:02Man, Santi, damn it
01:00:03This is not a moving truck
01:00:04Upon arrival and unloading
01:00:05Let's see if you understand me
01:00:06What I want to tell you
01:00:06And third
01:00:07No touching
01:00:09Not even a kiss
01:00:09No
01:00:10Chin held high
01:00:11And looking at something like that
01:00:13That
01:00:13And so
01:00:14Furthermore, I understood one thing from you.
01:00:15And sorry about before.
01:00:16Fiti, but
01:00:16The resentment
01:00:17Floating room
01:00:18You understand.
01:00:18It brings it to the surface
01:00:19But fourth
01:00:19And then not even a cigarette
01:00:22Not a touch
01:00:22Nor tarices
01:00:24As Santi said
01:00:25Nothing.
01:00:25I mean
01:00:25A job well done
01:00:27Finished
01:00:28And a door to the house
01:00:28Well then
01:00:32They can rest easier now
01:00:33Because it seems that the case
01:00:34It's resolved.
01:00:35Oh, really?
01:00:36In this film
01:00:36We have found
01:00:38The one who took
01:00:38All his things
01:00:39Oh my God
01:00:40And what a shame too.
01:00:42Because in this neighborhood
01:00:43Ladies and gentlemen
01:00:44In this neighborhood
01:00:44Previously, they could be left
01:00:46The doors are open
01:00:47And not like now
01:00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:00:48Lord, we do what we can
01:00:50Anyway
01:00:51It's not clear
01:00:52That this was a robbery
01:00:53Oh, no?
01:00:54No
01:00:54What if it wasn't a robbery?
01:00:56So what happened?
01:00:57I think it's better
01:00:57Let's see it
01:00:58I try
01:00:58Yes, yes, of course.
01:00:59There's the video
01:01:00This is the remote
01:01:03Thank you
01:01:03These images
01:01:05They were recorded
01:01:06Through the security camera
01:01:07From the supermarket
01:01:07What's in front of your house
01:01:08I'm going to study
01:01:09Nobody's moving from here
01:01:13Each to their place
01:01:14Because if this wasn't a robbery
01:01:15Even though Diego isn't there
01:01:16I think that here
01:01:16Someone's going to eat
01:01:17Brush and dessert
01:01:18Toilet paper
01:01:19From the beginning
01:01:21It caught our attention
01:01:22The description of the thief
01:01:23We thought that an individual
01:01:26With that appearance
01:01:27It couldn't go unnoticed
01:01:29Oh
01:01:30It seems that's the layer
01:01:31What Diego wore to Carnival
01:01:33Oh my God
01:01:33And that hat
01:01:34From my late husband
01:01:36Oh
01:01:36Another coincidence
01:01:37But if it's Guilla
01:01:38On top of the bowling alley
01:01:39That looks like it
01:01:40And those who were missing
01:01:41For the film
01:01:42Curro and Teté
01:01:43Well, it seems that this
01:01:45That clears everything up, doesn't it?
01:01:46Yeah
01:01:46Of course...
01:01:46Hey!
01:01:49If Diego finds out
01:01:50Your hair is going to fall out
01:01:50Well, no
01:01:51There's no need for him to find out.
01:01:52I'm not going to tell him.
01:01:53Because I personally take care of this.
01:01:55Okay, fine.
01:01:58I was worried
01:02:00Because it was going to cost me a lot.
01:02:01This house painting thing
01:02:01Look
01:02:02And in the end it's going to be cheaper for me
01:02:04That the DVD
01:02:05And the television together
01:02:06Hmm!
01:02:09No, no, it's more
01:02:09It's going to be free for me.
01:02:11Since you don't know why
01:02:12You're going to like this
01:02:13Because you won't get paid
01:02:15In 25 years
01:02:16Hey, Marcos, dude
01:02:22You're thinking about it, man.
01:02:24What, fuck
01:02:24You can't do this to me, man.
01:02:25You can't just leave like that, you know?
01:02:26We have a ton of plans, man.
01:02:28And that, well, that's it, man
01:02:29That...
01:02:30What are your plans, Raúl?
01:02:31We have no plan.
01:02:32Yes, yes, yes, man
01:02:34What, what...
01:02:35Oh, fuck
01:02:35Or we already agreed on that, man.
01:02:37Stop, fuck
01:02:38For a drink, mate
01:02:39And tomorrow
01:02:39We could go for a swim tomorrow
01:02:40I've been told
01:02:41They told me about a swimming pool, man.
01:02:42Around there
01:02:42There are some hot chicks going by
01:02:43That's fucking awesome, dude
01:02:44What, fuck
01:02:45You can't miss it, Marcos
01:02:46Yes, we're there
01:02:47And...
01:02:49You're going to miss it, aren't you?
01:02:55I knew it
01:02:56I wasn't going to convince you, damn it.
01:02:57If I have never convinced anyone
01:02:58To no one at all
01:02:58Here you go, man.
01:03:04Get down, dude
01:03:05What I bring
01:03:06What I bring here
01:03:07Uncle
01:03:08English Medicine
01:03:10I had it there
01:03:11Propping up a table, you know?
01:03:12And neither, then.
01:03:13It's better if he takes it and...
01:03:15AND...
01:03:16And take
01:03:17It's some pasta
01:03:17I've had it saved up
01:03:18It's very little.
01:03:19But, damn, well
01:03:19For you
01:03:20And I don't know what else to give you, man.
01:03:23I was thinking
01:03:23But I can't think of anything.
01:03:25And if you forget about me
01:03:34I'll smash your face in, you hear?
01:03:36Ah, but how could I forget you, uncle
01:03:37I should be there
01:03:38All day playing tag
01:03:40And I've never had that luck.
01:03:42Raul, what are you doing?
01:03:55Nothing
01:03:55Look, we gave this ball to Marcos.
01:03:58One day I scored six goals
01:03:59The guy scored six.
01:04:00He's already gone
01:04:05Marcos in London
01:04:09That's intense, isn't it?
01:04:12To... to... to London
01:04:14You knew that, didn't you?
01:04:18Raúl
01:04:19But how is he going to leave?
01:04:21If he hasn't told me anything
01:04:21Didn't he say goodbye to me?
01:04:25Raúl
01:04:25These jokes, okay?
01:04:27Where are Marcos's clothes?
01:04:28And where's the guitar?
01:04:30Raúl
01:04:31It's Raúl with the jokes
01:04:33It's not funny, okay?
01:04:34Give me Marcos's things
01:04:35Where are Marcos's clothes?
01:04:36Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve
01:04:37Eva, Eva, okay
01:04:37Okay, calm down.
01:04:38He's gone, okay?
01:04:39Marcos has left
01:04:39Peaceful
01:04:40Raúl told me.
01:04:45He said goodbye to me
01:04:50I didn't realize it
01:04:51Told me
01:04:56He told me he didn't know how to make me happy.
01:05:00But I don't
01:05:03How can I be happy if he's not here?
01:05:06Eva, aunt, don't cry
01:05:07Don't cry, okay?
01:05:08He would have left anyway.
01:05:09You know how it is.
01:05:10When something is put in it
01:05:10Between the eyebrows
01:05:11Come on
01:05:14I told him I don't want to
01:05:16Raúl
01:05:20That I don't care about anyone
01:05:22I just want to be with him
01:05:23And I haven't told him
01:05:24And now he's gone.
01:05:27One night, please
01:05:32If this
01:05:33Eva has been here for two days.
01:05:35You'll see.
01:05:35If this one can't handle it, man
01:05:36There, all day
01:05:37So many tourists there
01:05:39Taking the TS
01:05:40They take them at five
01:05:42And combine it
01:05:43And with so much nonsense
01:05:44I don't see it, Eva.
01:05:45I really don't see it.
01:05:46Know?
01:05:46I'm sure it will come back
01:05:47Sure
01:05:48And that anyway
01:05:52Until I return
01:05:54That I am here
01:05:55Know?
01:05:57For whatever it may be
01:05:58For whatever it may be
01:05:59Peaceful
01:06:01And that's good.
01:06:07While
01:06:08I am
01:06:09Well, I
01:06:09I am your stepbrother
01:06:11Okay?
01:06:11And I want you to treat me like that.
01:06:12Like you
01:06:13You treat your stepsiblings
01:06:14Hey?
01:06:14So if one day
01:06:15A little massage
01:06:16A little magreillo
01:06:16Hey?
01:06:17What you see
01:06:18Okay?
01:06:22Come on
01:06:23For this dad now
01:06:28Come on
01:06:29Come on
01:06:30Dad
01:06:33It has arrived
01:06:34A letter for you
01:06:35Le told me
01:06:36My hands are wet
01:06:38That?
01:06:41Semen analysis
01:06:41By Diego Serrano
01:06:42That?
01:06:43No mobility is required.
01:06:43From sperm
01:06:4580%
01:06:46Fertility level
01:06:48High
01:06:48That I am fertile
01:06:52Like the low-lying areas
01:06:53I am fertile
01:06:54I was sure
01:06:54I was sure
01:06:55Diego
01:06:55If you saw yourself many times
01:06:56Waking up in the mornings
01:06:57And there was a cluster there.
01:06:58I'm going to call
01:06:59Maria
01:06:59I'm going to call
01:06:59Lucía Candela
01:07:00Candle
01:07:00That I am fertile
01:07:01That I am fertile
01:07:02Don't tell me
01:07:03Oh well
01:07:04We thought that was no longer the case.
01:07:05That Citi
01:07:06He doesn't have to lend me
01:07:07No platozoid
01:07:08So I
01:07:08The flower of my garden
01:07:10I'll fertilize it myself
01:07:11Understand
01:07:11The fertile
01:07:11Because I have a surplus
01:07:12Oh well
01:07:13And that face
01:07:15Candle
01:07:15What's happening?
01:07:16Let's see
01:07:16Diego
01:07:17Diego
01:07:18Fiti and Lucía
01:07:20They're already working on it.
01:07:20What are you saying?
01:07:23Man
01:07:23They don't want to call you.
01:07:24So as not to
01:07:24Hey?
01:07:26But
01:07:26But I think
01:07:27At this hour
01:07:27They're already at your house, consummating the act.
01:07:29That?
01:07:29I shit on the street
01:07:30Don't worry
01:07:30But how come
01:07:31But how come
01:07:32They are consummating
01:07:32But what are you saying?
01:07:33That we had to wait
01:07:33The results of the analyses
01:07:35The results of the analyses
01:07:36But let's see
01:07:38That's vice and adultery.
01:07:39It is vice and adultery
01:07:39Calm
01:07:40Let me tell you something
01:07:40The ten commandments or what?
01:07:41That they have not respected
01:07:42Not even the first point of the ten-point plan
01:07:43No, no, no
01:07:43Lucia won't answer my phone
01:07:44I shit on my father
01:07:45Diego
01:07:48And you weren't going to be able to give it to him
01:07:49And then, of course
01:07:52We all think together
01:07:53The sooner the better
01:07:54But how can everyone be involved?
01:07:55The sooner the better?
01:07:55No
01:07:56That's not how things work
01:07:57Candle
01:07:57That's not how it works
01:07:58No no
01:07:58First
01:07:58We had to wait
01:07:59The results of the analyses
01:08:00But they're hitting us
01:08:02Candle
01:08:02They're pulling the wool over our eyes
01:08:03That they were eager
01:08:04But you
01:08:05Who is it for?
01:08:06Should you have tied her up?
01:08:07Come with me
01:08:08Come with me
01:08:08Leave me alone
01:08:10Leave me alone
01:08:11Almost!
01:08:15God
01:08:15César, our little soccer ball
01:08:17God
01:08:18God
01:08:18Santi
01:08:19I didn't arrive
01:08:20For God's sake
01:08:20That they've run out
01:08:21That they've run out
01:08:22Are you coming for me?
01:08:23汪
01:08:24That they've run out
01:08:25Hey!
01:08:26That!
01:08:27Stop the cameras!
01:08:27Stop the cameras!
01:08:28Stop the cameras!
01:08:29Stop the cameras!
01:08:30It's for you!
01:08:31Stop the cameras!
01:08:31Santi
01:08:32It's for you!
01:08:32Stop the cameras!
01:08:34Listen to me
01:08:34Listen to me
01:08:35What are you doing?
01:08:36What are you doing?
01:08:36You're crazy?
01:08:36No, no, no
01:08:37It's a case
01:08:38Force majeure
01:08:39God
01:08:39More, more, more than
01:08:40Man
01:08:40No, more than force majeure, I'll explain it to you, it's a matter of life or death, I need you to take me, I really do.
01:08:44Are you having a heart attack?
01:08:45No, no, no, it's not a heart attack, it's just that his best friend is sleeping with his wife, I mean, he's really going at it with her.
01:08:51Do you understand? Come on, get up, get up.
01:08:52No, wait a minute, wait a minute, nobody's coming up here.
01:08:54Let me explain it to you, ambulance driver, I'll explain it to you, you see, the thing is that I...
01:08:58Okay, go on, go on.
01:08:59I thought it was a baby doll, you understand? Baby doll, baby doll, I mean, I wanted to impregnate my wife, I mean, I wanted to impregnate her.
01:09:04I tried, I tried, but I couldn't. So, since I kept trying and couldn't, I asked my best friend to give me some sperm, some sperm, but now it's in my bed, instead of...
01:09:13I mean, I asked them for them in a jar, but now they're in my bed, as if they weren't satisfied with the jar, they're there, now that I'm hitting you.
01:09:17And it turns out that I've received the results, that is, the results of the analysis, and it turns out that I am fertile.
01:09:20But they don't know it, they don't know it, they don't know it, and it's, it's splintering, the people.
01:09:24Look, here are the results, my sperm are like a snake, and he's splintering her, you understand?
01:09:28It's splintering, we have to stop it because she's already ovulating, is she ovulating?
01:09:31Yes, indeed, yes.
01:09:32I'll take you.
01:09:33Okay, okay, okay, come on.
01:09:35But tell him, man, go on, I can't make it, for God's sake, I can't make it.
01:09:39My wife, who is being foisted upon, foisted upon, excuse my language.
01:09:42Oh, what are these exercises? They've criticized my name.
01:09:48God, what have you done, Lucia? What have you done?
01:09:50I'm late, oh my god, I'm so late, but...
01:09:52But, Lucia, I can see it in your face, your eyes are shining, you have enjoyed yourself, my mother, you have enjoyed yourself.
01:09:57I got the results, damn it, Lucia, I'm fertile, for God's sake, I'm fertile, but...
01:10:01But, man, but, but, but, how?
01:10:02But, for God's sake, what are you telling me?
01:10:04I was ovulating and I thought it was the right time.
01:10:07Besides, I don't know, I think Fiti's thing went well, so...
01:10:13Well, you'll have to get used to the idea that you're going to have to love this child as if it were your own.
01:10:18But yes, damn it, if I have to love the child as if he were my own, then I love him, but...
01:10:22But what have we done, Lucia? Please, don't you realize, what have we done, damn it?
01:10:26I mean, you know what I'm saying?
01:10:29That...
01:10:29I already knew about the letter, the results, and everything.
01:10:37That?
01:10:40Did you tell me you knew?
01:10:41So, you knew if you slept with Fiti?
01:10:44But what did you want? To try someone else within the marriage?
01:10:46But, but, but, what about us?
01:10:48A charade? A marriage in name only?
01:10:50But how could you, Lucia?
01:10:52What, how could I have done that, Diego?
01:10:54Are you asking me how I could have done that?
01:10:56Yes, yes.
01:10:58Forgive me.
01:11:00How could you have done that?
01:11:02That?
01:11:03I mean, how could you?
01:11:04You're an animal and a caveman.
01:11:06You're negotiating my fertilization with your buddies.
01:11:10And you don't ask me.
01:11:12Of course, why would you ask me if I don't have an opinion?
01:11:14If I am only the mother.
01:11:16Look, like a cow, Diego.
01:11:18I felt like a cow that needs to be inseminated, period.
01:11:21Fiti as the starter, Santiago's sperm as the reserve.
01:11:25But seriously, Diego, please, this is a twisted, absurd idea that I've never heard of in my life.
01:11:32I don't know, you're right.
01:11:33But, but, damn it, what I was most excited about was having a child with you.
01:11:39And I thought you had that same hope.
01:11:41And I couldn't, I just couldn't.
01:11:44I already saw myself as meek, I saw myself as meek, and that same illusion that I had, well, they have spun me.
01:11:48Yes, you're right, I've been ovulated.
01:11:49They have made me angry, they have made me angry.
01:11:50Yes, I thought that everything you thought had made me dim.
01:11:52And what do the results say?
01:11:53You're fertile, aren't you?
01:11:55Yeah.
01:11:55So, you're not, what do you mean?
01:11:57Nenuco.
01:11:57Nenuco, tame.
01:11:58You're not a baby doll.
01:11:59No.
01:11:59And I'm at the time of ovulation.
01:12:02Yeah.
01:12:02And what does that mean?
01:12:04Well, if you're not a baby doll and I'm ovulating, then...
01:12:10Ah.
01:12:11And you're taken care of.
01:12:12Yes, yes.
01:12:13Yes, yes.
01:12:20Dad, over there.
01:12:21Dad, I have enough to deal with, and besides, I'm going to miss my flight.
01:12:23Yes, I'm almost done, man, I'm almost done.
01:12:25Yes, yes, yes, man isn't that far away either.
01:12:2715 hours by bus and a stone's throw away by plane.
01:12:30And the English, the bitter ones, must have some good qualities.
01:12:34Look, the Biters are English and it's a good thing they have to...
01:12:36Hey, don't forget this, Santiago's uncle prepared it for you for the trip.
01:12:39Oh please, please, don't even smell the offal, or the brains, or anything, or anything at all.
01:12:44Because there goes Caloca in England, Marcos, there goes Caloca.
01:12:46Okay, okay.
01:12:46Hey, Dad, I was thinking that since Marcos is leaving, I could sleep in his bed, right?
01:12:50Well, no, he can't sleep in his bed because Marcos is coming back, you hear?
01:12:52Marcos is coming back and you have your bed.
01:12:53In other words, don't get me riled up because just as I'm preparing this, I'll give you a piece of my mind.
01:12:56Okay, he can have my bed, I don't mind.
01:13:00Okay, one thing, Marcos, one thing.
01:13:03Be very careful with hooligans and hooligans.
01:13:07Go ahead and play football, but be careful and very respectful.
01:13:10Very respectful to everyone, this has no respect even for his father.
01:13:12You just kept saying yes, yes, hello, thank you and stuff.
01:13:15Hey Marcos, are you going to be here for my birthday?
01:13:18No, but I'm going to send you a very big gift.
01:13:22I don't know what, but...
01:13:22You in a box?
01:13:24And Marcos, do me a favor, learn English.
01:13:27That you are capable of returning without stumbling over two words that we know each other.
01:13:30And look where I am now, because I didn't learn English.
01:13:35Well.
01:13:39Well, I'm going to miss it a lot.
01:13:42Dwarves.
01:13:44Don't worry, Marcos, when you come back we'll be the same.
01:13:47Come on, a hug.
01:13:51And don't worry, we'll look into the truth, okay?
01:13:53Hey, Dad, why don't we go to London with Marcos?
01:13:56And that's how we learn a little more English.
01:13:59Well, you see, son, because in this life there are things that one has to learn on one's own.
01:14:06And because I don't see myself, I don't see myself driving on the left, because I don't see myself driving on the left.
01:14:10But we're going to go every bridge, what am I saying, every bridge?
01:14:12We're going to go to the bridges and to things that aren't bridges.
01:14:14I'm sure you don't want me to take you, Marcos.
01:14:15No, no, no, no, no, I don't like goodbyes.
01:14:21Better this way, right?
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:23Well.
01:14:26Have a good trip.
01:14:26The day Marcos left, at that very moment and almost at the same time, in the Serrano tavern,
01:14:41My uncle Santiago would cut a slice of ham and smell it.
01:14:44And taking advantage of the heat wave, he had decided to raise the price of a small beer by 40 cents and the price of a portion of ham by another 40 cents.
01:14:54Exactly the same number of kisses that Fiti had given Candela that afternoon in the tavern.
01:14:59And everything seemed to indicate that that summer the number of kisses could increase much, much more.
01:15:04As well as the number of slaps my father was going to give my brother Guillén, he was going to increase.
01:15:15At the same time, not far from there, Raúl dedicated one of his goals to his best friend Marcos.
01:15:21By then I had already been traveling for two hours, 120 minutes or 7200 seconds in San Diego.
01:15:32Exactly the same amount of time as my grandmother Carmen, always so forward-thinking,
01:15:36She had spent that afternoon knitting a scarf to keep Marcos warm in the cold London winter.
01:15:42The day Marcos left, it was 40 degrees.
01:15:50It was so hot that night my father went to Marcos's room and fell asleep in his bed.
01:16:01And very close by, in the same house and at the same time, my sister Eva was looking at the ceiling,
01:16:07biting her lips to keep from shedding a single tear.
01:16:12At that moment, he found a piece of paper under his pillow.
01:16:17It had 40 words.
01:16:20Eva, don't cry, because if you cry I'll die.
01:16:23What has happened has been crazy.
01:16:25That's why I'm leaving, although I'll never be able to completely separate myself from you.
01:16:28Eve, help me, forget me, even though I can't.
01:16:32I will always, always love you.
01:16:35So the more than 40 tears that Eva was about to cry,
01:16:39They lingered in her eyes, waiting for a better opportunity.
01:16:41Can I sleep? Can you tell me a story?
01:16:44Yeah.
01:16:46Come here.
01:16:48Alibaba?
01:16:50Alibaba?
01:16:58They say that a merchant...
01:17:00A merchant named Alibaba was heading to the city when he saw a...
01:17:10And it doesn't always happen, but stories and tales, if they haven't ended with time,
01:17:15They repeat themselves over and over.
01:17:17And if there was one thing I knew, it was that the love story of Marcos and Eva was not over.
01:17:22And, hidden among the branches, he watched them.
01:17:27The thieves had stopped next to a large boulder.
01:17:31"Open sesame!" shouted the gang leader.
01:17:34The rock opened and all the bandits entered it.
01:17:38And then it spilled.
01:17:41Alibaba in the second.
01:17:43And then a large rock will appear.
01:17:44And then a large rock will appear.
01:17:47Now I have much more.
01:17:51Red, black, stop, odd, finally luck brings an ace.
01:17:55And a glass to look through and a bar to hang on.
01:17:59Seven smiling faces in a passport photo.
01:18:02My stories were not about tales made by chance.
01:18:09Nobody told me they came given this opportunity.
01:18:16One plus one equals seven.
01:18:19Who would have thought?
01:18:23That it was so easy to be happy.
01:18:28How many more years will I be here?
01:18:30How many can I have left?
01:18:32What is the exact price of happiness?
01:18:35Who will remember me?
01:18:37Who will ever look at you again?
01:18:39Who propels the little hands of chance?
01:18:42A caress from yesterday.
01:18:44Some unsigned postcards.
01:18:46And here, the Barney album isn't something to be kept.
01:18:49Today I smile when I remember.
01:18:51You will dream of flying.
01:18:53From the banks of Madrid, evil cannot be seen.
01:18:57My stories were not about tales made by chance.
01:19:04Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.
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