00:00So, chat, for those of you who don't know,
00:02every World Cup comes with new rules, right?
00:04Some of them are great, some of them are terrible,
00:07but one thing never changes.
00:09Players always try to make rules that work in their favor.
00:12So, in this World Cup,
00:13there's gonna be a bunch of new rules.
00:14You've just seen one of them.
00:15This is a hydration break.
00:17White. Right?
00:18White.
00:19Where they're gonna, like, stop the game
00:21so people can drink some water
00:22because apparently it's too hot.
00:24And we're gonna keep up with all of them
00:25and we'll see which ones will work for them
00:27and which ones will work against them.
00:28In our segment, Klana's play by new rules.
00:33Yeah!
00:33Rule number one, substitutions.
00:36Players have exactly 10 seconds to leave the pitch.
00:3910 seconds.
00:40If they take longer,
00:42their replacement must wait on the sideline for one minute.
00:45Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:46Temporarily leaving the team with 10 players.
00:47Okay, let's test it. Is it how long?
00:4910 seconds.
00:50If I'm not back by 10 seconds?
00:51Yeah, two, three, five, six, seven, eight,
00:58nine, ten.
00:59Yeah, you did well. You did well.
01:00And remember, the players are in shape.
01:02No, he did well then.
01:03And you did well.
01:05Restarts.
01:05A five-second countdown applies to throw-ins and goal kicks.
01:09You know why they...
01:09Right? So basically, when you're doing a throw-in or a goal kick,
01:11you're supposed to do it within five seconds.
01:14If you fail to restart the play in that time,
01:16it results in a turnover of possession of a corner kick
01:19to the other team.
01:20So you know how other teams are like, waste time?
01:22You're not supposed to be doing that in this World Cup.
01:24Or you're not... They say you're not going to be allowed to.
01:26Five seconds.
01:27Uh, injury breaks.
01:29Players who require on-field medical attention
01:31must leave the pitch and wait for a full minute
01:35before being allowed back onto the field.
01:38And this is to try and dissuade players
01:40from faking an injury to waste time.
01:42That's the Neymar rule.
01:44But it's only... But this is... What's interesting is...
01:45It's the Neymar rule, eh?
01:46It's... Yeah, but it's only if the injury came from a card-worthy foul.
01:50Oh! Okay. Okay.
01:52Like, I'm sorry, unless it came from a card-worthy foul.
01:55So if you got fouled... Okay.
01:56...and it got a card, you can stay on the field.
01:58Oh, you can stay on the ground. Oh, okay.
01:59You get what I'm saying? You can get treatment.
02:00That makes sense. Yes, yes, yes.
02:01Yeah, but if it's just like a... You just go like,
02:02ah, the guy touched me...
02:03And then I'm going to give you my yellow card. Okay, yeah.
02:05You have to get off the field.
02:06Uh, captain's privilege.
02:08Only the team captain may approach the referee to discuss decisions.
02:10You've probably seen this in the Premier League
02:12and other leagues as well.
02:13So they don't just want all the players swarming the referee,
02:16like happened in the Brazil women's... Yes, yes, yes.
02:19...USA women's team. Send your captain, your representative.
02:22That's a great rule, though. That's a great rule.
02:23Yeah, only the captain can go and talk to the...
02:26Lots of sports have that rule. Yes.
02:27Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rugby.
02:28So if you do that, you'll get it like a yellow card.
02:31You'll get an immediate yellow card. Expanded VAR as well.
02:34So you can use VAR to clear errors.
02:38Second yellow cards, wrongly awarded corner kicks.
02:41Previously, VAR was only allowed for direct red cards.
02:44There's also group tiebreakers.
02:45If teams are tied on points, standings are determined by goal difference.
02:48Ah, you made it back on time.
02:50Then goals are scored. Then it's goal scored.
02:52Then it's followed by head-to-head results.
02:53And then there's the knockout stage ties.
02:56Yeah. Matches tied off to 90 minutes,
02:58go to 30 minutes of extra time.
02:59And if necessary, a penalty shootout.
03:00But that's always been a thing.
03:02Yeah. That's not new.
03:03And then the last one is goalkeeper eight-second rule.
03:06Wait, if he drops the ball... No.
03:08He's got eight seconds to pick it up.
03:10No, but that's food.
03:11No.
03:11But good try. That's food.
03:14So goalkeeper eight-second rule,
03:15goalkeepers can hold the ball for a maximum of eight seconds.
03:18What?
03:19Yeah. If you hold the ball longer than eight seconds,
03:21then it becomes the opposition team gets the ball.
03:24Ah.
03:25And basically, they get a corner kick.
03:27Before, they used to hug the ball and pretend they're giving instructions.
03:29Yeah. For the first three seconds,
03:30the referee counts silently before flashing countdown with their...
03:33Yeah. Countdown with their arm for the next five seconds.
03:35Okay.
03:35All these rules make sense because when their team is losing,
03:38it's so crazy how fast...
03:39Yeah, bro. We don't want people wasting time.
03:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:41I'm tired of that.
03:41I'm tired of watching games where you...
03:43Half the game is the team wasting time.
03:45Wait.
03:46You're tired of watching us.
03:46We as the fans want 90 minutes.
03:47You're tired of watching us.
03:48Are they back from their party break?
03:49Yeah, they waited for you.
03:51Trevor, Trevor.
03:52So, I think some of these new rules are spousal rules.
03:53Trevor is basically saying, I'm tired of watching Arsenal.
03:56Most of these rules are spousal rules because it's easy to ignore your partner for 45 minutes.
04:04But now, in between, you can listen to their stories during the water breaks.
04:10You don't have to say, you'll be like, man, they're going to pee.
04:13Let me tell you.
04:14Oh, man.
04:14That's funny.
04:18Oh, man.
04:19I love the idea that FIFA just made this for people's families.
04:22Yeah, they're like...
04:22Because now in the 20th...
04:23Because before, your dad would be like, hey, hey, hey, the game is on.
04:26The game is on.
04:27Don't interrupt me while the game is on.
04:29And now in the 20th minute, you're like, so, daddy?
04:31Yeah, you got me.
04:33Hey, you got me.
04:34It's a hydration break.
04:36You got me there, boys.
04:40The kids are just waiting.
04:41The spousal break.
04:43Oh, man.
04:44The spousal break.
04:46Shout out to Infantino, man.
04:48Johnny.
04:48Oh, man.
04:49Johnny.
04:50Johnny gets...
04:50I love people...
04:51Johnny gets something right.
04:52People in the chat are so gangster.
04:53People are weak these days.
04:54They can't even run for 30 minutes as a professional footballer.
04:57Bro, that sounds like...
04:58Show us you doing it.
04:59No, no.
05:00He doesn't have to show you everyone's confidence.
05:02He doesn't get paid for it.
05:03Hey, guys.
05:04That sounds like...
05:05When you play a sport in the wrong climates...
05:07Yeah.
05:08People forget that football is generally played in winter.
05:10So this is a whole new...
05:12This thing here, like the World Cup is normally held in a temperate climate, guys.
05:16Yeah, but these players play in their own countries, in their own climates as well.
05:20South Africa is hot.
05:20I mean, yes, but...
05:22Mexico is always like this.
05:24But the hydration break is more...
05:25Okay, then let's just say there are rules to favor white people.
05:28That's true.
05:29Yes.
05:29If you're saying...
05:30That's generally true.
05:31Tell me which one.
05:32The English.
05:34So I'm saying which...
05:35The hydration break.
05:36No, the hydration break.
05:36It's for OK?
05:37Yes.
05:37Like South American teams don't struggle as much with them.
05:39Yes.
05:40They really don't.
05:40And African teams don't struggle as much with it.
05:42That's true.
05:43It is...
05:43Pro white bias.
05:45European break.
05:46Nah, next thing there'll be matcha breaks as well, yeah.
05:50Players gonna come here with welders caps as well, being hipsters, yeah.
05:54With folded shorts.
05:56Guys, this can get out of control, eh?
05:58Oh, man.
05:59Oh, man.
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