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00:23No!
00:24A CIDADE NO BRASIL
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02:10TO GO AWARD
02:11NOW, WHAT'S THE PRIZE TASK?
02:12THIS WEEK, OUR CONTESTANTS
02:13HAVE BEEN ASKED
02:14TO BRING IN A THING
02:15THAT WOULD MAKE
02:16A CROWD OF PEOPLE GO OOHH
02:18JOSH THOMAS
02:19WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?
02:20OH, UM, I JUST BROUGHT IN
02:23THIS...
02:25ORDINARY BOTTLE
02:26YOU GOT A SYMPATHY OOHH THERE
02:28OH NO, EVERYONE HEATS
02:29MY BOTTLE
02:30I FEEL SO STUPID
02:31I'M A STUPID BOY
02:33OH
02:35OHH
02:37AHHHH
02:39They really delivered on the oo.
02:43Thanks, guys.
02:45I have a feeling you just did what the Taskmaster has been wanting to do for a while.
02:50Everybody wants a sma... Yeah. Oh, on me!
02:54Alright, that was pretty effective, Josh. Lloyd, what do you have?
02:59I asked an AI image generator to conjure up an image of Tom Gleeson
03:07and Tom Cashman engaging in French kissing with each other.
03:12LAUGHTER
03:21I would say the results speak for themselves.
03:24Yeah, well, it's a bit tricky, cos I don't think the crowd went ooh,
03:27I think they kind of went...
03:29No, I think some of them were aroused.
03:32Round of applause if you were aroused.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:39Alright, Will, what did you bring in?
03:41I thought back to the first time I ever heard a large group of people make this noise
03:45and so I brought in this note from when I was young.
03:48It says,
03:49Could William Anderson please report to the principal's office immediately?
03:54I feel like you were a bit like performing monkeys that time, wasn't it?
03:58Was it as spontaneous as Josh's broken bottle?
04:01LAUGHTER
04:02Alright, well, it worked on this crowd, but is that the sound you remember happening in class at the time?
04:07Yes! I know you said the audience sounded a little bit pantomimey when they did that,
04:11but that was also what it would sound like in the, like, classroom.
04:14So I think the audience were actually doing exactly the same thing as the kids would do when that note would come in.
04:19It was performative.
04:20Yeah, yeah, ooh, which is how I interpreted O-O-O-O-O-H.
04:25OK.
04:26Um, Anne, what did you bring in?
04:28So, I have brought in two photos of Lloyd and I as toddlers.
04:34Oh, great, which one's Lloyd?
04:38LAUGHTER
04:39He's the one there that looks like a CEO.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:48How do you look younger now?
04:51LAUGHTER
04:53OK, well, it did get a sound out of the crowd.
04:58It did.
04:59Pretty fair. Jenny, what have you got?
05:00So I've brought in a stack of envelopes, um...but wait, there's a bit more to this.
05:05Alright, everyone. One, two, three!
05:07Ooooo!
05:08Hang on, that's just crowd work, what are you doing?
05:12LAUGHTER
05:13Because inside those envelopes is a message.
05:16Oh.
05:17Congratulations, you've been chosen to participate in Jenny Tian's prize task.
05:21When Jenny counts to three, go ole.
05:24Oh, so they've all got that envelope?
05:26Yeah.
05:27Oh, you gave it to them before the show?
05:28Yeah.
05:29Ok
05:30Ok, eu tenho que prejudicar isso principalmente por ação do ooo
05:35Então, um ponto vai para Lloyd, porque foi definitivamente um ooo
05:38Eu vou dar dois pontos para Anne, porque foi mais um ooo
05:43As opposed to um ooo
05:44Will Anderson, três pontos, porque ele tem um muito forte ooo
05:47Whereas Jenny, quatro pontos, porque ooo aconteceu exatamente quando ela queria
05:51Whereas eu acho que o muito forte ooo cameo de Josh
05:55Bashar-se-se no o o o o o o o
05:57But I must admit, I want it to go
05:59Yay!
06:03Alright, good stuff Tom
06:04Time for a task
06:05Let's just say Lil Jon would love this one
06:08Hi Anne
06:24Hello Tom
06:25How are you?
06:26I'm OK
06:27Good
06:27Hi Josh
06:28Hi
06:29You look different
06:30What do you mean?
06:33Nothing
06:33OK then, let's have a look
06:35How low can you go?
06:39Go as low as you can go
06:40Lowest wins, you have 20 minutes
06:42Your time starts now
06:43What's the lowest you've ever been?
06:45A few tasks on this I reckon
06:47OK, so pretty simple
06:48OK, so pretty simple
06:53Just how low can you go
06:54Lowest wins
06:55Yep
06:55Who we got first?
06:56It's Jon Witham's talondress
06:58Which is a new man I made up
06:59Using the letters from the names
07:01Josh Thomas and Will Anderson
07:02It's not literally limbo though is it?
07:06You could go lower than limbo
07:07We're really not going to talk about the
07:09The makeup?
07:10Oh, because I'm tired
07:12OK
07:13I thought it might seem like we're having fun anyway
07:15OK
07:15Is it working?
07:16Yeah
07:16Tom, would you be able to Google
07:19I hate Will Anderson
07:21OK
07:22Yeah, find as many references to people just saying
07:26That they hate me
07:27Anything like bad reviews
07:28I don't want to make my clothes dirty
07:30Because I made the lady that cleans the clothes do my makeup
07:32And she tried really hard
07:33And I promised her it would be really funny
07:35But actually it's just stupid, isn't it?
07:37I don't think it's stupid
07:37You like it?
07:38I think it's nice
07:39Tell me I look pretty
07:40You look pretty
07:41Say it again
07:42You look pretty
07:43Say it again
07:45You look pretty
07:46This feels low
07:48Doesn't it?
07:49Will Anderson was funny on Triple J back in the day
07:52Has been rubbish since then
07:53Funny man Will Anderson has been accused of being not funny at all
07:58And in fact downright rude
07:59During the filming of his TV show
08:01That's from news.com.au
08:03Say it again
08:04You look pretty
08:06Can you say it more
08:07Inemned
08:09You look pretty
08:10Will Anderson sounds like he's about to have an asthma attack when he laughs at his own jokes
08:16That's an anonymous user from the dollop subreddit
08:19This is a quote about Will Eagle
08:21Your 2017 festival show
08:24If you must see it
08:25Go on a cheap Tuesday
08:27Will Anderson
08:29That's a quote from Kyle Sanderlands
08:31I want you to be cuter
08:33Give me these
08:34Say
08:35You look prettier than
08:37Tom Ballard
08:38You look prettier than Tom Ballard
08:41My ex-boyfriend
08:42Your ex-boyfriend
08:43No, you don't say that
08:44I'm just explaining
08:45That's my ex-boyfriend
08:46Because I just thought that would feel low
08:47You okay
08:48Say it again
08:48You look prettier than Tom Ballard
08:50Oh, that does feel low, doesn't it?
08:52Are you feeling emotionally low?
08:54I'm feeling
08:55I'm feeling very low
08:57Will, are you okay?
09:00I don't want to do this anymore
09:02Talk to me, Will
09:02I can't
09:04I don't want to do this anymore
09:05Say I look skinny
09:06You look skinny
09:07I like that
09:08Say it again
09:09You look skinny
09:10Say I look skinnier than Tom Ballard
09:13You look skinnier than Tom Ballard
09:15I like laughing
09:16You look skinnier than Tom Ballard
09:18Okay
09:19That feels terrible
09:20Let's move on
09:22Okay
09:23So Josh, your interpretation of low was to be petty?
09:30Yeah
09:30Can you explain it?
09:31I didn't quite get it
09:33Just seemed a bit of a dog act, didn't it?
09:35To make him say on national television
09:37That I'm prettier than the boyfriend I had when I was 19
09:40So you mean low as in you're being a bad person?
09:44I was being a bit shitty, wasn't I?
09:45Yeah, but I just feel like it's sort of mixed into your general vibe
09:49So it didn't feel
09:50It didn't feel lower than usual
09:53It didn't say to get lower
09:56I think I need to ask you
10:03What did you do to Kyle
10:04To elicit that response?
10:06I mean it could have just been so many occasions
10:11I don't know specifically what it was that made Kyle say that
10:14Maybe somebody asked him what's on your bucket list
10:17So clearly there was a limbo pole there as well
10:22Yes
10:23Bright red
10:23But you know, you both realised that was a red herring
10:26Like you'd have to be a fool just to go and start doing limbo, wouldn't you?
10:30Alright, time for a break
10:31Don't be a low dog and leave us
10:34Stay high-minded and we'll see you after these commercials
10:37Welcome back to Taskmaster
10:46What's happening Tom Cashman?
10:48Our comedians have been asked to go as low as they can go
10:50And as Will and Josh have proved
10:52You don't have to take that literally
10:54Next up, no, next down
10:56It's Anne and Lloyd
10:57So what's it like that?
11:00I presume it has to abide by the laws of limbo
11:02I can't put it on the lowest rung
11:04And then sliver underneath like a snake
11:06You okay there?
11:13Can you do
11:14I mean, I barely did that
11:16That's as low as you can go?
11:18I don't know
11:19Please
11:20Let me out of this task, please
11:23When was the last time you limboed?
11:26Probably at a kid's birthday party
11:28Which kid?
11:29Oh, like another
11:30I was a kid as well
11:31Oh, you're also a kid
11:31I wasn't just walking past
11:33Look through the window
11:34I thought I'll absolutely destroy them at this
11:37Low
11:37Way down low
11:40I feel like I've got quite a big nose
11:43I'm just going to tump it down a bit
11:44Is that better?
11:47I could go low like
11:48A lower geographical point
11:50This might be my limit
11:55With this notch
11:55That's how low I can go
11:58You can't go lower than that?
12:02Just slightly lower than where I was
12:04So much easier
12:08I guess
12:09I could
12:10Trash the joint
12:12Now who's low?
12:1813 seconds
12:19I thought I didn't quit Steve standing up then
12:24You didn't get all of them
12:25What's that?
12:36Wow
12:37That's low
12:38Do you think?
12:39Very low
12:40So you both took it literally there
12:47At first for you, Anne
12:48You were trying to do limbo
12:50Yeah
12:51But then I feel like
12:52You actually started to reach
12:54An emotional low point
12:55I did go low
12:56Emotionally
12:57Like for real?
12:58For real
12:59Like Will was pretending
13:00But you were there
13:01I was
13:01I wanted to hurt things
13:03We've seen you at that point
13:05Quite a few times
13:06Across the seasons
13:08Now Lloyd
13:09You attempting to do limbo
13:12Properly
13:13When everyone else had taken it somewhere else
13:15Was probably the lowest point of the series
13:17Like even to the point where you taped your nose down
13:22Because you were worried that it would catch the bar
13:23It was too much for me
13:25I just
13:25You can't win on this show
13:27Because if I'd gone and had some sort of existential crisis
13:30Then we'd get back in the studio
13:31And everyone else is limboing
13:33And you go
13:34And you go
13:36You didn't even make it under the highest pool
13:38So let's just read the task again
13:40If you don't mind
13:41How low can you go?
13:42Go as low as you can go
13:43Lowest wins
13:44You have 20 minutes
13:45Never mention limbo
13:46Wow
13:53This is really low
13:55Okay great
13:58One attempt left
13:59It's our shortest contestant
14:01So she'll have the lowest starting point
14:03Will it be an advantage?
14:04It's Jenny Tian
14:04So I could go like emotionally
14:07Like sad low
14:09Or I could go low as in like
14:10I'm a scumbag
14:12That's so low
14:14As in do something really immoral
14:16Yes
14:16Oh
14:17What if I stole your thing?
14:19Your little timer
14:21What if I took this?
14:24What if I just took this?
14:25Oh do you want me to go?
14:26Oh no don't chase me
14:28Can I have the iPad back please?
14:32No
14:32What if I reset it?
14:34Nice try
14:36What are you going to do about that?
14:44Yeah you piece of shit
14:46You suck
14:49And everyone hates you
14:50No one in your life loves you
14:53Everyone also hates you
14:54Oh yeah
14:55And then you will die lonely
14:57Oh
14:57You are a turd
15:00You will never find love either
15:02Um incredible
15:05No you piece of shit
15:07No
15:08No
15:11No
15:11You know you will still never find love or joy in your life
15:17Jenny you've been quite polite across the series
15:27I feel like that was really hard for you
15:29It was but then as soon as I saw Tom's smug face
15:32I just went for it you know
15:35And you know being kind of like mean and stealing from someone as pathetic as this
15:40I thought really that's got to be really really low
15:45I know but for me it's weird because you doing that is kind of what I do to him as well
15:49So for me it kind of just feels fair
15:51Are you implying that you're low?
15:56No no no
15:56I'm just implying that I'm correct
15:58Can I read out some other things that she said?
16:02Yeah
16:02Tom you suck
16:03You piece of shit
16:04Doesn't that hurt and pain you to the core?
16:07That everyone will die and perish from your existence?
16:09You also will die by the way
16:11You're a pretty nice guy but you're a piece of shit and you deserve death
16:15I mean there's some pretty low acts
16:22I guess I should come up with some scores
16:24It's tricky because they're all very low in their own different ways
16:27But I'm going to give one point to Josh because she was low
16:30But at the same time it just felt like it fitted with this normal behaviour
16:33I'm going to give two points to Will
16:35I feel like he was pretending to be low
16:37Three points to Anne because she became genuinely low
16:40Lloyd I'm going to give four points to
16:42Because by actually trying to do limbo correctly
16:44I just could barely look at it
16:47But I think the lowest of the low in the crowd favourite was Jenny
16:51Five points to Jenny
16:52What are the scores like so far in the episode?
16:58Well she may be lowest of the low but she's highest on the table
17:01The winner at the moment is Jenny with nine points
17:03Alright let's get into our next task
17:07I thought this task was about manta rays
17:09And I was very scared until I read it again
17:11And realised it was about mantras
17:13Yay
17:14Tell my two
17:30Hello Tom
17:32Hi world
17:33What's this?
17:34Ooh
17:35Is it alright?
17:37I don't know he's hanging in there
17:39I have a really good feeling about this one
17:41Oh really?
17:42Yeah I think I'm going to win it
17:43Yoink
17:44Ooh
17:47Create an original mantra to live by
17:49And put it on a motivational poster
17:51Okay so that's what it is
17:52It's a motivational poster
17:54Hang in there
17:55Most original mantra wins
17:56You have 12 minutes
17:58Your time starts now
17:59Do you have a mantra to live by?
18:01You do yo
18:01Oh right
18:02Nah I don't
18:03I'm going to do a real brain dump out loud
18:05Yeah
18:06But don't judge me
18:07I'm not judging
18:07So I'm thinking of like powerful people that influence people
18:10So look
18:11Hitler's the first person that comes to my mind
18:13I'm judging
18:14Do you have a mantra that you live your life by?
18:17Not really
18:18I'll take it day by day
18:19Well that's a mantra
18:20Isn't it?
18:21In fact I like that
18:22That's not original
18:22But what if I had some play on that
18:25Take it every second day
18:27First I'm going to start by
18:29Sticking on some feathers
18:30Do you know what I like to say to my friends
18:32No
18:33When I say oink oink bitches
18:34Oh
18:35And that means like we're in now
18:36Okay
18:37Have a mojito
18:38Something that Anne always has a go at me about
18:41Is that before I met her
18:43When I was making pasta
18:45I would put the pasta in the pan
18:47And put the water on top of the pasta
18:48And then start boiling the water
18:51That's an absurd approach
18:53My mantra is going to be
18:54Take your life every second day by day
18:58I have to look around the whole house for a pig
19:00Camera off the tripods boys
19:01Let's go
19:02Wait that was actually more straightforward
19:04Than I thought about
19:05It was just in the hallway
19:06You found a pig quite
19:07Yeah
19:08You are the field by which you can choose to plough
19:13Risk existence
19:15Go the distance
19:17Okay good
19:19Here's the day of work
19:21Here's the day of the cat
19:23Reflecting on the hard day hanging in there
19:26There's some disclaimers
19:27And some fine print down the bottom
19:28But terms and conditions
19:30That's what it is
19:30Are you happy with this?
19:31I'm very happy with it
19:33Thanks Anne
19:33See you
19:34Ooh
19:39Why do you say oh?
19:43Because it's not mine
19:44Did you hope that it would be yours?
19:46Yeah
19:46Right
19:49Live by the mantra on the poster
19:57Best living by of a mantra wings
20:00You have 20 minutes
20:01Your time starts now
20:03Don't drop your pasta until
20:05Take your life every second day
20:11By day
20:12I thought it was some kind of
20:13Groundhog Day suicide thing
20:16Is that Will's motivational message?
20:19F*** me that's bad
20:20I feel like I'm going to regret asking this
20:28But if we go all the way back to the beginning there
20:30When you walked into the room Lloyd
20:31You said tiramisu
20:33What was that about?
20:35I decided that I would address Tom
20:38With a different word beginning with T
20:41Every time a task started
20:43And I would never call him Tom
20:44At the start of a task
20:45So that one was tiramisu
20:47But they've edited some of them out
20:50So now it just looked like I was having a breakdown
20:52I have a mantra
20:56Let's watch the first attempt
20:58First this is an even more specific mantra from Will
21:01This is his actual mantra
21:02Take your life every second day by day
21:04Asterix
21:05Rest every second day
21:07Asterisk
21:07CEOs especially
21:09Redistribute your wealth
21:10Asterisk
21:11Especially cats
21:13Reflect on how you got into this mess
21:15Here to live it
21:17It's Lloyd Langford
21:18Rest every second day
21:21What's he on about?
21:22It's the scribblings of a madman
21:24I've only got 20 minutes
21:26So let's take the 20 minutes as two different days
21:31Ten minutes each
21:32CEOs especially
21:33Redistribute your wealth
21:34I've got some money in my wallet
21:35Okay
21:36And I'll redistribute it to the crew
21:38Oh
21:38Right, here we go
21:40$15
21:41You can have $10
21:43Do you want $5?
21:45Now I'm going to rest for four minutes
21:47You can just
21:47I just have a lay down like this, right
21:49On this lovely carpet
21:51Would you like me to play a relaxing song?
21:53Yeah, go and get your loot
21:55That was really good
22:17Thank you
22:18Yeah
22:19Just freestyle it now
22:20Just a bit of jazz riffing
22:22This cat can really swim
22:29Oh, I did like the final note
22:36But apart from that, it was great
22:37So like you say
22:42They were the scribblings of a madman
22:44Yeah, I don't know much about mantras
22:46But I think they need to be
22:47Like one sentence
22:49They need to be snappy
22:51And memorable
22:52You can't have three or four different footnotes
22:55In a mantra
22:56Yeah, so there's a lot of chaos to make sense of
22:58Yeah, it becomes an academic text
23:00And
23:01It wasn't part of the mantra
23:03But the recorder playing
23:04Was definitely the highlight
23:06Oh no, there was another asterisk
23:08On the back
23:08Yeah, well you seem to be a bit of a jazz fan
23:12Would you have a jazz name for Lesser Tom?
23:14I would call him Tootlin' Tom
23:15Thank you for finally calling me Tom
23:19We need to take a break
23:22So this task is a voodoo doll of Lesser Tom
23:24Because we're putting a pin in it
23:26See you shortly
23:27Welcome back to Taskmaster
23:36Our comedians are currently finding their truths
23:38By living out another's false affirmation
23:41Right Tom?
23:42That's right
23:42And our contestants have come up with a mantra to live by
23:44And then other contestants are living by those mantras
23:47Alright, who's up?
23:48Taking on Lloyd Langford's poignant, highly metaphorical mantra
23:51Don't drop your pasta until the water is boiling
23:54It's Jenny Tien
23:55I'm guessing this is Lloyd
23:57I mean, he's got beautiful lips
23:58Do you think Lloyd has beautiful lips?
24:00I mean, in this picture
24:01He's given himself the most attractive lips
24:03I think I've ever seen in my life
24:04I'll go to the kitchen and find some, like, pasta
24:06Okay
24:07Add some water to this
24:10Put this on so it boils faster
24:13I thought that I might look like Lloyd as well
24:15Okay
24:16Well, I'll drop in the pasta
24:20The water's boiling, so I'll
24:21Yeah, it's got bubble
24:23So I'll drop in the pasta
24:24I don't know what else I could add to this
24:34Unless you can think of stuff
24:35Thanks, mate
24:38So, Jenny, why did you not wait for the water to boil?
24:56Which was pretty much the only thing in the mantra
24:59I thought I nailed the task
25:03Because I saw the bubbles appear
25:05And you would assume that the bubbles only appear when the water is boiling
25:09Tiny but very small bubbles
25:11But they were there
25:12Am I learning how to boil water right now?
25:14Yeah
25:14No, Jenny
25:15On TV
25:15But what I learnt in science class, guys
25:18Was that when you see the bubbles emerging
25:21That's only supposed to happen when the water boils
25:24No, Jenny
25:25Where did you go to school, Jenny?
25:28I went to Cheltenham Girls High
25:30Don't send your kids there
25:31Alright, let's go to our next one, Tom
25:36With the Jenny written mantra
25:37Risk existence to go the distance
25:39It's Will Anderson
25:40I mean, I could go to space
25:43Like, I mean, that would be going a long distance
25:46But also there's an inherent risk of existence on a trip to space
25:51What I really don't want to do is do another green screen thing, Tom
25:54Isn't this amazing cat-stronaut
26:01You don't need to hang in there anymore because you're in zero gravity
26:04I can't believe we've done this in 15 minutes
26:06But you know what?
26:08We haven't gone the full distance yet
26:10We've got to risk our existence
26:13Let's go out and have a look
26:15In space
26:16Oh, this is a terrible idea
26:27Remember me, Cassie
26:30Remember me
26:32What?
26:39That was great
26:40That was the way I went to space
26:43Well, you know what I'm worried about
26:44As we've seen in previous episodes
26:45I'm not a fan of your sketch comedy, Will
26:47It wasn't meant to be a comedy
26:50It was a drama
26:51We were risking existence
26:53Like, I'd taken hang in there to the next level
26:55Like, we were hanging, like, in there in space
26:57We've been through this before
26:59But I just have been wondering why you are doing this show
27:01You host your own show
27:02It's called Gruen
27:03It's really good
27:04I know, but I'm sick of being successful
27:06I just wanted to come on here and show that I'm human
27:12But I can't do everything
27:13Okay, all right
27:14Except go to space
27:15I went to space
27:17But in a way that did not please Tom
27:18He's not a fan of my sketch comedy
27:21Which makes me feel bad
27:22But how much of it I know is still to go
27:24Okay, I feel like I'm being made to go the distance
27:29Who's next?
27:30With the Anne written mantra
27:32You are the field by which you can choose to plow
27:34It's Josh Thomas
27:35It's just saying
27:37Instead of looking outwards for help
27:39You can look inwards for help
27:40I think that's what it means
27:41So the best way to complete that mantra would be to do my mantra
27:45Which is oink oink bitches
27:46Because you are the field by which you can choose to plow
27:49All right
27:49I'm gonna do my one
27:51And by doing my one
27:53I will be doing their one
27:54In the most authentic way possible
27:56Okay
27:57So I'm just gonna go and eat a lot of candy and drink some beers
27:59And ketamine?
28:02Not today
28:03Not today
28:04Not today
28:05I'd like a plate of kimchi and cheese toasties
28:07I'd like three beers
28:09And I'd like four beers
28:11Four beers?
28:13Okay
28:13I think oink oink bitches
28:15It's about just like having fun isn't it?
28:17Doing what you want to do
28:18I've always wanted to go out on the boat
28:20And on the lake
28:21Yeah
28:21More pickle
28:26Probably had enough pickle
28:27A little bit of pickle
28:28Yeah
28:29I think I really nailed it
28:33I think you were a good one
28:39You were actually very clever here
28:40Because what you did was
28:41You just like weaseled it back to your original mantra
28:44I sort of worked out that I had to find something within me to do
28:47But the problem was what do I do?
28:48So within you you found your own mantra
28:50So I found my own mantra
28:51When I say oink oink bitches
28:53It's like if you're all like hungover
28:55Like you've been in Rio
28:56And your friend's like
28:57Oh I don't know if we can go to another party
28:59I'll go oink oink bitches
29:00I will say this is not the last time
29:03That Josh's creative brainstorming process
29:06Led to him deciding to drink some beers
29:08Oink oink bitches
29:14Alright
29:16Now the final person is also going to live by oink oink
29:21Oink oink bitches
29:22Yes
29:22Here we go
29:23It's Anne Edmonds
29:24Oink oink bitches
29:25I feel like that's got a real attitude about it
29:28Hang on
29:28I need this gun actually
29:30I'll give you a scenario
29:31Okay
29:32Then I want you to come out from behind there
29:34And then I'm going to deal with you
29:35Okay
29:36Okay
29:36Where's the money?
29:38I'm sorry
29:39Where's the money?
29:40I took it for myself
29:41To get on your knees
29:42Okay
29:42I'm sorry
29:43You should be sorry
29:45I've got other people above me that rely on that
29:47What do you think is going to happen to me?
29:48I don't know
29:49What do you think is going to happen?
29:50What will happen?
29:52I don't know
29:53Okay
29:53I'll have to call them
29:54Hello?
29:56What's going to happen to me?
29:58They're going to shoot me as well
29:59Oh no
30:00So now I'm going to shoot you
30:01Oh but you didn't like it when they said they'd do it to you
30:03Oh oink oink bitches
30:04Alright up you get
30:09Okay
30:10We'll just do another one
30:11Hi Anne
30:14Where have you been?
30:16Nowhere
30:16Well I looked at your phone
30:17Oh
30:18You've been off with Tanya
30:20This is the fourth time you've cheated on me
30:22I'm starting to go crazy
30:24You know
30:25It's just sex
30:26It's just
30:26Get on your knees
30:28It's nothing
30:29We weren't
30:31Oh oink oink bitches
30:32We'll just do another one
30:43Prime Minister
30:44Congratulations
30:45Hi Deputy
30:46Oh dear I've locked the door
30:49What do you mean?
30:50Prime Minister
30:51If you want to stay in the role
30:52There's just one thing you've got to do
30:54Get on your knees
30:55And oink like a pig
30:56Why would I do that?
30:57Or I'm going to shoot you in the face mate
30:59It's as simple as that
31:01Get on your hands and knees Prime Minister
31:04You're making a big mistake
31:05I'm not
31:06I'm making a good decision
31:07Oink like a pig
31:08No
31:09Oink
31:10That's not
31:12That's not annoying
31:13Open your mouth more
31:16Deeper
31:18Deeper
31:19And I'm going to kill you anyway
31:22That's the way I roll
31:23Oink oink
31:25Bitches
31:27I mean I bloody love that
31:42You took a mantra and turned it into a catchphrase
31:45I thought it was perfect
31:46I must say Tom's oinks were
31:48They were troubled
31:49Can we have some oinks from you now?
31:52I just want to take you to scene two
31:57Cashman had been cheating with Tanya
32:00Lloyd who's Tanya?
32:04Someone that isn't critical
32:06About the temperature of my pasta water
32:08Yeah okay
32:13Well it's one point for Jenny straight up
32:15Because she didn't boil the water
32:16That was the one thing she had to do
32:17Two points to Will
32:19Because we had to see some sketch comedy again
32:20And hopefully
32:21That never happens again for the whole series
32:24Three points to Lloyd
32:26Because he didn't do much but lay down
32:28I actually feel like you were the star of Lloyd's mantra
32:31Thank you
32:32And four points to Josh
32:34Because he very sneakily worked out a way of drinking beers during a task
32:38But five points to Anne Edmonds
32:40Because she shot you in the head
32:44What does that do to the episode scores Lesser Tom?
32:49Well we're sitting on a three way tie
32:51On ten points between Anne, Jenny and Josh
32:53We're going to a break
32:59So why not live, laugh, love
33:01Your way through the next three minutes
33:03If not that mantra
33:04Please at least don't go anywhere
33:06Back soon
33:07W-B-T-T-M-A-U
33:17That's an efficiency measure for saying
33:19Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia
33:21The explanation is long now
33:23But it'll save time later
33:24T-C-W-N
33:25What's next?
33:26I'm reading you loud and clear
33:28It's like we're the same guy
33:29It's another task
33:30Oh no
33:46This looks fun
33:48Doesn't it?
33:50Hi Josh
33:50This looks like good clean fun
33:52So they're going to try and hit me with a car now
33:54That's interesting
33:55Come on
33:56Am I going to throw balls in the van?
33:59I'd love to throw some bloody balls in a van man
34:02That's the kind of thing you come here for
34:03To throw some balls in a van
34:05You reckon?
34:05I'm going to throw some balls in a van?
34:10Task
34:10Moving vehicle
34:12Oh
34:13Oh
34:14Interesting
34:15Oh it's so long
34:18Here you read it
34:20Bounce a ball
34:21Kick a ball
34:21Throw a ball
34:22Racket hit a ball
34:24An AFL punch pass a ball into the circling van
34:27You may not leave the circle
34:28And all balls must travel through the official shooting zone
34:31And is this the official shooting zone?
34:33Yeah
34:33Okay
34:34Balls will be restocked once they've been used
34:37Once a type of ball or propulsion has been successful
34:40It may not be used again
34:42The van will stop when you've propelled all five balls into it
34:46Fewest van laps wins
34:48You have 20 minutes
34:49Your time starts now
34:50Tennis ball
34:51Soccer ball
34:52Australian football
34:54Like medicine ball
34:55What's this?
34:56Oh is that a meatball?
34:58Oh
34:58Is that a poo?
35:00No
35:00I draw the line at poo
35:01Okay
35:02I'll note that down
35:03Thank you
35:04So get the balls into the van in five unique ways
35:11Love it
35:11Who's first?
35:12I'll tell you it's Anne
35:14Array of people
35:15Will, Josh, Lloyd and Jenny
35:17Everyone except Anne
35:18I'm going to start with
35:21I'm going to start with throw a ball
35:26Oh no
35:28I'm going to throw the meatball
35:35That's going to be my first one
35:37Yes
35:41Yes
35:41Well done
35:42Close
35:44Very close
35:46It would be shocking if I did this right
35:48Who even knew that
35:48This
35:49So I can use that method again
35:55Because it wasn't successful
35:56That's right
35:57So I'm going to AFL punch past this one
36:00A meatball?
36:01Yep
36:01Oh
36:03Did you see that?
36:06Oh
36:07Come on baby
36:09You've got this
36:09Golden arms
36:10Yes
36:11Yes
36:11That's all the balls
36:13Restock
36:14Thank you mate
36:16Faster
36:17I only have 20 minutes
36:19I'm going to go with punch the AFL ball in again
36:22AFL ball is in
36:24Yes
36:25Bounce is one of the hardest ones to get I would say
36:28I think that was in
36:30Soccer kick the soccer ball in is going to be my next one
36:35I'm going to racket hit this
36:40Push
36:41Push
36:42You didn't think I could do it
36:46I mean that felt alright
36:55Yeah
36:56It's crazy how much I don't get it in isn't it
37:03Right I haven't bounced and I haven't kicked
37:05This was a hundred percent error even Rafa Nadal couldn't do this
37:15I'm happy
37:18It's okay
37:18Thanks Tom
37:19Thanks Will
37:19Thank you
37:20Kickie kickie
37:25Oh
37:27Bounce
37:29Far out
37:30Racket boy has got his big racket serve
37:32And it's got the good racket go
37:34Yes
37:35That's in
37:36Get out of here racket
37:37Alright we're just on the big ball
37:39I've got to bounce it
37:40Yeah
37:40Oh my gosh he's the champion of balls
37:50You're disappointed
37:53I mean he's got to be close to run out petrol eh surely
37:56Thanks Jenny
37:57Thanks Tom
37:58Very good everyone you all did a really good job
38:11Um I really liked uh Josh and Jenny praising themselves for such minor achievements
38:17Oh honey you go chuck a couple of balls into a van in all different fashions when some of them
38:24Are big and some of them are small and you can only use different techniques different times on a 40 degree day
38:29Nah that was that we were incredible
38:31Yeah
38:31I did notice the crowd they cheered more the more uncoordinated the person was who got it in
38:38Cause Will just like kicked one in and like the crowd went
38:41To be fair Will told me it's the proudest he's ever been in his life
38:46I saw it
38:47It was a great kick but like yeah
38:49And then it goes in and I was like
38:51It was fun though like and my favourite thing about it was I was like who's driving the van
38:56And then they were like oh he's a professional stunt driver
38:58For insurance reasons we had to get a professional stunt driver
39:02It's the most disappointed man I've ever seen
39:05So uh what stats do we have
39:08Josh took 33 van laps
39:10Jenny 29
39:11Lloyd 21
39:13And Will a measly 13 laps
39:16Okay so given it's only Anne left we must be in for a real show
39:24But before that real show you're going to watch 10 little fake shows
39:29This is the ad break we'll be back soon
39:32Welcome back to Taskmaster we left you with a real cliffhanger before the break
39:42How shit is Anne Edmonds going to be at Hand Eye Coordination Challenge
39:47I would encourage the viewer going into this to remember that with Anne you know she's busy
39:52Is it a meatball
39:56Yeah
39:57I could eat that and end everything
39:59It would be one way out of doing this task
40:01Please don't eat it
40:02A hospitalisation
40:03Are you going to do that after every successful ball
40:09Maybe
40:10Yeah mate put your foot on it
40:14God this guy
40:15Where'd he learn to drive
40:17Sorry mate
40:21It can't fit that
40:24I'm cursed
40:27That was this close
40:28Shit
40:30I'm getting sookie
40:31I reckon the public's going to be bored with this one
40:34There's going to be some trick here and I'm just going to be really angry
40:42What kind of trick
40:43I don't know because a van keeps stopping but I can't work out why it's stopping and then
40:48I'm only allowed to shoot through here
40:50So it's stopping at the wrong time
40:51Yes
40:52Is he allowed to take instructions
40:54Can you stop there
40:56Oh he's an arsehole
40:58I missed a spin on doing that
41:01Starting to get clinical depression
41:08When I do something he stops
41:10But what is it
41:11I wonder
41:11Scratch my nose
41:13Touch a ball
41:15If I picked a ball up he stops
41:20I cracked a code
41:25I'll still not be able to get it in there
41:28Isn't that a throw again?
41:35I don't know
41:36I think that was in
41:40Oh thank you
41:41I think it was too
41:42Just
41:4330 seconds
41:43That's in
41:48It is in
41:49I don't think so
41:50Alright then
41:54Well I think that was rough for everybody wasn't it?
41:57Thanks Anne
41:57Thank you
41:58Is that a protest?
42:08So Anne you figured out the secret or did you?
42:11Well now I know that it's ducks
42:13Which is duck down to pick up the ball
42:15I thought it was any time you touched the ball the van stopped
42:18However it didn't help me in any way
42:20How many times did I go around though?
42:24Uh more than the others
42:25But what about some points for intelligence?
42:30None of them broke the system
42:32It seems like with the wisdom of the system you came last
42:34So you took 45 laps
42:37But you also didn't get all five balls in
42:40So the laps is kind of irrelevant
42:43Yeah
42:43Okay
42:44Oink oink bitches
42:45Well that means Anne gets one point
42:52Josh gets two points
42:53Three points to Jenny
42:54Lloyd with four
42:55But the winner of the task
42:56It's Will Anderson with five points
42:57Thank you
42:59Thank you
43:00So where does that bring us up to for the episode?
43:03Well anyone can still win it
43:05There's only two points in it at the moment
43:06But Jenny's on top with lucky 13 points
43:09Let's get these five up on the stage
43:13For the final task of the show
43:15All right Lisa Tom
43:21What's tonight's live task?
43:22I'll let Josh answer this question
43:24If you could read it into the microphone please
43:25Oh okay good
43:26I'm a good reader
43:27Share a beautiful childhood memory
43:31Into this auto-tuned microphone
43:33If the taskmaster correctly guesses the childhood memory sharer
43:37You are eliminated
43:39Last person standing wins
43:44A bonus point will be given
43:45For the most beautiful childhood memory sharer
43:50Wait can I clarify?
44:02So is the point to deceive?
44:05Yes
44:05Yes
44:06So like
44:10So like
44:11Does it have to be a true childhood memory?
44:13No it can be a true or false memory
44:15So it can be fake
44:15Okay
44:15Okay
44:17We're ready
44:18It's up to you who goes first
44:19On a family holiday to Wollongong
44:25Three separate dogs urinated on my brother
44:30Well I'm just trying to think
44:37Which of the contestants used to go on holidays to Wollongong
44:41And knows how to do a Welsh accent
44:43I'm thinking that might be Lloyd
44:48Thank you for your guest taskmaster
44:50Can the next contestant share their memory?
44:53This one time at band camp
44:57I had an incident with a flu
45:00It's a bit tricky
45:02This person is reminiscing about their time in the film American Pie
45:05Is it maybe Josh doing a weird voice?
45:10Thank you for your guest taskmaster
45:11Can the next contestant share a memory please?
45:13Well it's tricky because I did already guess Josh
45:43And that answer went for too long
45:44Which makes me think it's Josh
45:45So I'll have to say it's Anne
45:50When I was at my little upper boy
45:52I was at my little boy
45:53And it was Christmas
45:54And I wanted a train set
45:56But I could not
45:57My parents said I could not have a train set
46:00But then they said I could have a train set
46:02And I got a train set
46:04All out of whack now
46:07I'm going to say that's Jenny
46:08I was on a farm
46:11And it was a really big farm
46:13With a lot of animals
46:14And I touched the animals
46:16And
46:16I got my father's approval
46:22I'm going to say that's Jenny
46:28Because that sounds like someone
46:29Who's prolific on TikTok's
46:31Impression of farm life
46:32Alright that is the end of our first round
46:35Lloyd
46:36Anne
46:37And Jenny
46:37Are all eliminated
46:38No
46:39Okay well I've still got a bit more guessing to do
46:45We'll see you after the break
46:46Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia
46:54Where we've still got two fools on the stage
46:56Who are trying to deceive me
46:58Lesser Tom what's going on?
46:59We've got two remaining contestants
47:00Will and Josh
47:01How are we going to sort this out?
47:03You're going to use the famous childhood game
47:05Scissors Paper Rock
47:06Yeah
47:06Whoever wins this game of Scissors Paper Rock
47:08Will get to select yourself or the other
47:10To go up to the microphone and share a childhood memory
47:12If the Taskmaster successfully guesses
47:14You're eliminated and we have our winner
47:16If he doesn't successfully guess
47:17We continue until we have our winner
47:19When I was a little kid
47:27I went on a hike
47:30And I did all the right
47:31Because I fell down a waterfall
47:33And my dad saved me
47:36And I had my life
47:38I had the desperation
47:42Of Josh Thomas I think
47:44That is correct
47:45Josh is eliminated
47:46Our winner is Will Anderson
47:48Alright comedians get back down here
47:53And join me for the final result
47:54Alright we've just seen these comedians
48:00Flail around during the live task
48:02So it's time to put some numbers
48:04To their efforts
48:05Tom how did they go?
48:06Well Will won
48:07Josh came second
48:07And everyone else got knocked out
48:09In round one
48:09So it's up to you
48:10What scores to give
48:11Okay well I reckon it's five for Will
48:12Four for Josh
48:13One one one for the others
48:14Okay
48:15But bonus point to the best anecdote
48:18Which was Lloyd Langford
48:19With him being pissed on
48:20By three dogs and woollen dogs
48:21Alright so who's the winner
48:25For tonight's episode?
48:26Well the competition was heated
48:27A bit like water
48:28That's heating for pasta
48:30So least hot was Anne with 12 points
48:33Then simmering
48:34We've got Josh, Lloyd and Jenny
48:35But boiling over with 17 points
48:37It's Will Anderson
48:37Nice one Will
48:43Now off your pop
48:44To collect all that future landfill
48:46As he scoots on up
48:50Lesser Tom
48:51How are the season standings looking?
48:54Well he's won today
48:54He's also winning the whole thing so far
48:56Will is ahead with 67 points overall
48:58And so ends another Taskmaster
49:02But what have we learnt?
49:04Well Lloyd has refused to learn
49:06How to cook pasta
49:07Josh has taught us all to
49:09Oink oink bitches
49:10And we learnt that Tom Cashman
49:12Is a piece of shit turd
49:14Who will be cursed to be
49:15A joyless troll turd
49:16Jenny's words
49:17Not mine
49:18But I agree with them
49:20Now it's time to watch
49:22Will live that
49:23Oink oink bitches lifestyle
49:25Good on him
49:26And goodnight to you
49:27Thank you
49:30And good boy
49:43Thank you
49:43Thank you
49:48Thank you
49:48Legenda Adriana Zanotto
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