00:00Look at that dress. Oh my god. Wow. Lady, what a beautiful dress. You look like a chandelier.
00:13My god. You thought this is a Maximini wedding?
00:22That's your daughter? Daughter, how old are you? 15. My god. What's your name?
00:28Elizabeth. She's Iran, but my father's from Hong Kong, from China.
00:33Really? Oh, that's beautiful. Your father is Chinese, your mom's Persian, and you're perfect.
00:44That's incredible. That's adorable. Very nice to meet you, Elizabeth. You're a very special, very, very beautiful human.
00:54You know why? Because you come from two different backgrounds, and I love this. I really love mixed kids.
00:59First of all, any race mixed with Chinese comes out beautiful.
01:07Elizabeth, where is your dad?
01:09About here.
01:11You guys are separated?
01:12Yeah, but where is he?
01:14At home, but he's a girlfriend.
01:16Oh, yeah, he's got a girlfriend too?
01:19What a player, huh?
01:20He's got one dollar.
01:26They have one dollar? Oh, okay.
01:28So, she's my house sister.
01:30You know, sometimes, you know, my parents are separated too. My parents are divorced.
01:34When you get married, you'll be very experienced, because you have a better marriage.
01:39Your mom, really, gosh, you'll do a lot better, you know?
01:45I also have one older brother.
01:50You also have an older brother?
01:51What marriage is that one from?
01:56Elizabeth, you are the most brilliant 15-year-old ever.
02:01I really enjoyed this conversation.
02:04You're really fun. Tell me more about your family.
02:06My mother is cheating right now on her boyfriend.
02:17He got married today?
02:20You just got married today?
02:22Wow, congratulations.
02:27Wow.
02:30That's so special.
02:32You got married and you came to my show?
02:34That's your wedding gift?
02:37What a cheap fuck you are.
02:42She bought the ticket.
02:44And she bought the ticket.
02:46Honey, I buy the wedding gift.
02:51He became Muslim today?
02:53He became Muslim today?
02:56Allahu Akbar.
03:01Buddy, what a day.
03:04How do you feel?
03:06Jewelry.
03:07Do you feel more hair growing out of your body?
03:11Do you feel enlightened?
03:13Yes?
03:14Wow, you became Muslim today?
03:18Winningly?
03:23Do your parents know you became Muslim?
03:26No.
03:26Now they do, that's right.
03:35Did you go to a mosque?
03:37Well, sort of, yeah.
03:39Did they give you a Muslim name?
03:41No?
03:42Well, we will give you a Muslim name.
03:45From today, you are Mahmoud.
03:50Mahmoud, welcome to the show.
03:52Welcome to the family.
03:52Okay, you know what happens when you become Muslim, right?
03:57You have to get circumcised again.
04:03So, are you circumcised?
04:05No?
04:06No problem.
04:07We'll do it after the show.
04:12It's very important.
04:14Habibi, you have to cut it.
04:16I hope you have enough to offer.
04:26Huh?
04:26You owe me that.
04:27I owe you what?
04:30You're Ukrainian?
04:32Yes.
04:32I love Ukrainians.
04:34I love Ukrainians.
04:39You're kidding me.
04:40No, I love you.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:51I love you, too.
04:52I love you, too.
04:57So, you live in Ukraine.
05:04How wonderful.
05:06And you got out just to laugh.
05:08That's so powerful of you.
05:10I really admire that.
05:15Why don't I even come to Istanbul?
05:17What does that have anything to do with Ukraine?
05:20I thought you live in Ukraine.
05:22Are you Turkish?
05:23You're lying.
05:23Oh, you lived in Turkey during the war?
05:32Oh, so you're not a brave Ukrainian.
05:34You're a sellout Ukrainian.
05:37I thought you were one of the soldiers.
05:39You're like, excuse me, officer.
05:42Can I take off for 24 hours?
05:44Go see my favorite comedian and come back.
05:47And then your officer goes, yes, soldier, you may go.
05:52Comedians are the most respected people in the Ukraine.
06:06Tell him if he comes to Ukraine, we'll make him the next president.
06:14Yes, officer.
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