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Serbia vs Albania Max Amini Stand Up Comedy

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00:00Albanians clap Albania very cool man last night I had a lot of Albanians not a lot tonight how are
00:06you hey Albanians they do this yeah because their flag is an eagle yeah but I didn't know what this
00:14is I was at a show I swear to God and I said where you from and the girl went like this I'm not
00:22kidding and she put her hand over her tits I thought she's giving me a signal I responded
00:32thank you so much I was just wondering where you're from she goes I said okay um sure I'll
00:41find out later I said like that I played along yeah and then I found out this is the flag this
00:47this means eagle and then Serbians also have an eagle on their flag as well huh hold on there's
00:56a Serbian here and she's where were you at honey oh okay sitting right next to the Albanians so so
01:04just to explain to you the relationship between Serbia and Albania is like India and Pakistan more
01:10or less more or less they want to destroy each other yeah Serbians get very jealous when Albanians
01:16do this because the Albanians came up with this faster than the Serbians right so so FIFA FIFA doesn't
01:25allow this at the game did you know that because Serbians will be like no no no no we also no Serbians are
01:36going to cry babies you know no no no no no you you know you guys should come up with your own sign you
01:49can do this shit be creative you know come up with this let them do this and you do this what do you mean
01:58I know. Please enlighten me. What's the problem with this?
02:02It's a part of history and part of the wars.
02:05Yeah, I know the war situation, but I don't know this part.
02:08When the war was happening, the soldiers were...
02:10Which war? Which war?
02:12Serbia and Albania.
02:13There was no war between Albanians and Serbs.
02:16But then what are you referring to?
02:17There was war on Kosovo.
02:19Kosovo. You guys were fighting over Kosovo and they were fighting with you guys for Kosovo, yeah?
02:24Exactly.
02:25Same thing I just said.
02:30I'm telling you the Serbians, not easy conversation.
02:34No, no, no.
02:39I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
02:43I love Serbians. I have a lot of Serbian friends.
02:46And I think all of you and all of us, we're all the same people.
02:50Same genes, same background.
02:53Love goes to all of you.
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