00:00Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
00:04Rinkled Ordenal
00:06Hey, you, boy!
00:08What the hell's going on?
00:10It's Christmas, sir!
00:11No, it's not. It's the middle of spring.
00:13And why are you talking like that?
00:15I'm Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carrum.
00:17We're performing it today.
00:19Yeah? You better work on that limp,
00:21because I ain't buying it for a second, pal.
00:23You're not limping. You're just hopping.
00:25Tiny orange, you can afford a little soldier gold.
00:28I'll go and decorate the tree, of course.
00:31Tell me, Colonel, have you been a good boy?
00:33What the hell's going on?
00:34You don't know?
00:35No.
00:36During Second World War,
00:37Stroopstaff couldn't celebrate Christmas
00:39because we were under enemy occupation.
00:41And after we got liberated...
00:43You're welcome, by the way.
00:44We decided to celebrate in spring instead.
00:46So now we celebrate Christmas twice a year.
00:49Twice Christmas.
00:50Why are you dressed like Rue Pope?
00:52I'm Dutch Father Christmas.
00:54None as Santa Claus.
00:56A svalt man who travels from Madrid
00:58in a turquoise full of oranges
01:00just to put candy in little children's boots.
01:03So let me get this straight.
01:04You're a fruit peddler who's got a foot fetish.
01:07Is that the idea?
01:08At least it's not as idiotic as your Santa Claus.
01:10That grinning mascot for your country's obesity
01:13and the whore to your corporations.
01:15Yes, I said it. A whore.
01:17I'm gonna give you literally three seconds to disappear.
01:19I'm gonna hit you in the head with an orange.
01:21Colonel, it's twice Christmas, Colonel.
01:22Yeah, I'm gonna hit you twice as hard.
01:23No, Colonel, are you crazy?
01:25No, don't do it!
01:26It's Christmas!
01:28Ah!
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