00:00I'm Tiny Tim from A Christmas Caron.
00:03We're performing it today.
00:05Yeah? You better work on that limp,
00:07because I ain't buying it for a second, pal.
00:08You're not limping. You're just hopping.
00:11I'm going to decorate the tree, of course.
00:17Tell me, Colonel, have you been a good boy?
00:20What the hell's going on?
00:21You don't know?
00:22No.
00:22During Second World War,
00:24Stroopstaff couldn't celebrate Christmas
00:25because we were under enemy occupation.
00:28And after we got liberated...
00:29You're welcome, by the way.
00:30We decided to celebrate in spring instead.
00:32So now we celebrate Christmas twice a year.
00:35Twice Christmas!
00:36Why are you dressed like Rue Pope?
00:38I'm Dutch Father Christmas,
00:40known as Sinterklaas.
00:42A svalt man who travels from Madrid
00:44in a turk pot full of oranges
00:46just to put candy in little children's boots.
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