00:00Hey.
00:00Hey.
00:01So can you review these talking points that I wrote up for our trip to NATO?
00:05Sure.
00:05Where are you going?
00:07I was gonna pop over and see General Martin and make sure she knows where the defect is.
00:11Mm-hmm.
00:11In that blazer?
00:13This is my lucky blazer.
00:14It's your lucky blazer.
00:16It's not my fault that I'm five for five in this.
00:18Oh.
00:18It's just a nice job.
00:20Don't sleep with General Martin, please.
00:22Why?
00:22I really don't want things to get messy, okay?
00:24The program's so important to me.
00:24Why would it get messy?
00:25This is what you do.
00:27You'll sleep with a woman and then come up with some excuse like a fake phone call that
00:32you have to go save America, and then they're left there alone and hurt.
00:35It's a pattern that you have.
00:37It's not a pattern.
00:38It's a lifestyle choice.
00:39I fought in two wars and defend this country so that all Americans have the right to do
00:43whatever they want, including wear whatever jacket they want to say hello to somebody
00:46and walk them over to the DFAC.
00:49All right, all right.
00:51I won't make my move until you make your move.
00:53Yes, thank you for your sacrifice.
00:56It is a sacrifice.
00:59Hey, what's up?
01:01I forgot where the dining hall is.
01:03Oh, it's just across the lawn there if you want me to.
01:06That sounds far.
01:07You'd use a drink to tide me over.
01:09Oh.
01:10Hey.
01:14Nice place.
01:16It's your place.
01:17I know.
01:17Sometimes I just forget and I re-admire it.
01:19That's General Patton's gun.
01:22Ooh.
01:23Yeah.
01:23Impressive.
01:24Yeah.
01:29I've been sitting all day.
01:30I think it's going to be like a standing evening.
01:33Oh.
01:33Because I've just been...
01:35Yeah, I was sitting all day.
01:36Uh-huh.
01:37Pretty tight.
01:38What's going on here?
01:40What do you mean?
01:40I mean, it's clear we have a natural attraction to each other, right?
01:43I know.
01:43I mean, why retreat from it?
01:45It's perfect.
01:46We're not in the same chain of command.
01:48We're not even in the same army.
01:49I know.
01:50The thing is, my daughter, she thinks that my personal life gets messy and she doesn't want
01:57me to get messy with you.
01:58Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:58Oh.
02:00Oh.
02:00So get over here, peel off my sex blazer, and we'll see if you have the fortitude to invade
02:06Canada.
02:07Oh!
02:07Oh!
02:08Wow.
02:09Hey!
02:09Mm.
02:10Mm.
02:10Mm.
02:11Mm.
02:12Mm.
02:14Yeah.
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