Getting Duped on Going Dutch: Papadakis Tells Al

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Papadakis opens up about how he was tricked into joining the military in a revealing moment on FOX’s Going Dutch. The hit series returns for Season 2 in 2026 on FOX—stream Season 1 anytime on Hulu.

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00:00She liking the top hat?

00:02I'm breaking her in.

00:03Got a formal night at the Stroopstorf Dief back tomorrow.

00:06I was not expecting to find such a genuine American weirdo.

00:10Now, how did someone like you end up in the Army?

00:12I was walking around a mall, really high.

00:15Recruiter waves me in, tells me he can vape in the Army,

00:18which was a damn lie, and wham, bam, thank you, ma'am,

00:21Corporal Ice Papadakis, future American hero,

00:24and I believe age is nothing but a number.

00:26Age is a number, and that fact is not in dispute.

00:28I'm Katja, a friend of your colonel.

00:31So am I.

00:32Oh, I doubt that very much.

00:34Corporal?

00:35Oh, Colonel.

00:36Take off the top hat.

00:38Okay.

00:40Katja?

00:41Everyone in town is talking about the corporal match this weekend.

00:46They are very excited to see the new colonel lose.

00:49Really?

00:50I'm not actually into the idea of defeat in the name of community relations,

00:55so you can tell everybody we will not lose

00:57because I don't lose.

00:59Well, I continue to be astounded at the size of your ego.

01:03Oh, well, what do you say we, uh, grab some Italian and go back to my place?

01:08Well, I would prefer to go to your place first.

01:11I like my food during and after, but, uh, never before.

01:15God, every word you say is like poetry.

01:18Poetry.

01:19So that's all I point fix to go back in

01:25and I peace about your face.

01:39But even if all things look like in it, like,

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