00:00So I believe your issues all come from the same wound.
00:03Nina, Dersling, Luisa, you do not talk about Patrick
00:06because none of you experienced closure after he disappeared.
00:10Now I want all you wonderful ladies to say the thing
00:13that you never had the chance to.
00:14And Patrick will listen from a place of non-judgment.
00:18New me does not find this stupid or resent it at all.
00:23Okay.
00:24Patrick, you are the most focused person in the world.
00:27And to be the center of that focus is intoxicating.
00:31But once I had Maggie, suddenly I became invisible.
00:34Do you know how cruel that is?
00:35Thank you for saying your piece.
00:36No, I'm not done.
00:37I'm just getting warmed up.
00:38Actually, you know what?
00:39Aisling, you jump in, then Luisa,
00:42and let's just round-robin this for like an hour
00:44so we don't get too tired.
00:45But that's not what she said.
00:46Patrick, you absolute moppet.
00:49You were selfish.
00:50And you drank too much for me.
00:53And I'm Irish.
00:54I have to say everything in two years.
00:56You have the emotional intelligence of a show
00:59to just be invisible to the person you love the most.
01:05You were not very good in bed
01:07and you had the energy of a cadaver.
01:09And I cannot believe you have not given
01:11the slightest bit of attention to Owen,
01:13our grandchild.
01:16Oh, still don't love the name.
01:18Okay.
01:19All right.
01:20Okay, listen, I get it.
01:21I failed you guys, okay?
01:22I knew it then.
01:24And I know it now.
01:25I just don't understand why you want to come on vacation with us.
01:28Because, you know, Maggie talks about it,
01:30that you're like one big happy family.
01:32Believe it or not, that's what I wanted.
01:34With each one of you.
01:35That's what I thought at the beginning we were going to have.
01:37And you all said the same thing,
01:39which is that it was great at the beginning.
01:41And if you think about vacations,
01:42what's a vacation?
01:43It's like a new beginning every time.
01:44So, I'm sorry.
01:45Your pitch is that you could be less of a dick
01:48in two-week chunks?
01:49There you go.
01:50Of course.
01:51Okay.
01:51Two weeks, I could do it.
01:53Maybe just give us a moment
01:54so we can have a family discussion.
01:56Okay.
01:59It takes strength to listen to the pain you've caused.
02:02The man these women married
02:04would never have been so unselfish.
02:07I'm proud of you.
02:08Thank you, honey.
02:10We've decided.
02:10We would like to invite you
02:13to our trip next year to Hilton Hood.
02:17Really?
02:18Yeah.
02:19I consider that a genuine honor.
02:22I can't wait to come.
02:24You know, if I'm free.
02:27Put me down as a standing maybe.
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