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Katja steps in to help Colonel Quinn navigate the chaos of three ex-wives with an unconventional couples therapy session. Stream Going Dutch now on Hulu, and catch Season 2 returning on FOX in 2026.

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00:00So I believe your issues all come from the same wound.

00:03Nina, Ersling, Luisa.

00:05You do not talk about Patrick,

00:07because none of you experienced closure after he disappeared.

00:10Now, I want all you wonderful ladies

00:12to say the thing that you never had the chance to,

00:15and Patrick will listen from a place of non-judgment.

00:18New me does not find this stupid or resent it at all.

00:23Okay.

00:24Patrick, you are the most focused person in the world,

00:27and to be the center of that focus is intoxicating.

00:30But once I had Maggie,

00:32suddenly I became invisible.

00:34Do you know how cruel that is?

00:35Thank you for saying your piece.

00:36No, I'm not done.

00:37I'm just getting warmed up.

00:38Actually, you know what?

00:39Aisling, you jump in, then Luisa,

00:42and let's just round-robin this for like an hour

00:44so we don't get too tired.

00:45But that's not what she said.

00:46Patrick, you absolute moppet.

00:49You were selfish, and you drank too much.

00:52For me.

00:53And I'm Irish.

00:54I've told you all that in two years.

00:57You have the emotional intelligence of a show.

01:00To just be invisible to the person you love the most.

01:03You had the energy and I like you.

01:06You were not very good in bed,

01:07and you had the energy of a Kadavra.

01:09And I cannot believe you have not given

01:11the slightest bit of attention to Owen.

01:14Who?

01:15Our grandchild.

01:16Oh.

01:17Still don't love the name.

01:18Okay.

01:19All right.

01:20Okay, listen, I get it.

01:21I failed you guys, okay?

01:22I knew it then.

01:24And I know it now.

01:25I just don't understand

01:26why you want to come on vacation with us.

01:28Because, you know, Maggie talks about it

01:30that you're like one big happy family.

01:32Believe it or not, that's what I wanted.

01:34With each one of you.

01:35That's what I thought at the beginning

01:36we were gonna have.

01:37And you all said the same thing,

01:39which is that I was great at the beginning.

01:41And if you think about vacations,

01:42what's a vacation?

01:43It's like a new beginning every time.

01:44Oh.

01:45So, I'm sorry.

01:46Your pitch is that you could be less of a dick

01:48in two-week chunks?

01:49There you go.

01:50Of course.

01:51Okay.

01:52Two weeks?

01:53I can do it.

01:54Maybe just give us a moment

01:55so we can have a clean family discussion.

01:57Okay.

01:59It takes strength to listen to the pain you've caused.

02:03The man these women married

02:04would never have been so unselfish.

02:07I'm proud of you.

02:08Thank you, honey.

02:09We've decided we would like to invite you

02:14to our trip next year to Hilton Hood.

02:17Really?

02:18Yeah.

02:20I consider that a genuine honor.

02:22I can't wait to come.

02:24You know, if I'm free.

02:28Put me down as a standing maybe.

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